Waifu claiming thread Late Christmas Edition!
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The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum. Or don't, really nobody cares.
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content. Unless you want to, in which case post lewds.
>Most important: Have fun!
still here
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>>716572756
talk is a simple way to put what you want
I have a straw running through my jaw. Feels weird.
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>716572919
Like through the bone?
>>716572919
like from the bottom?
>>716572919
>2016
>having a jaw
ISHYGDDT
>>716572877
What do you want to do? Something lewd i bet~.
>>716572919
You still in the hospital?
>>716573095
Momoka.
Rory actually hurt his jaw from sucking so much dick while Tuka eats him out
>>716573227
well it doesnt have to be lewd just as long as it involves you
>>716572766
Whys she all burned?
>>716573515
because she is hot
>>716573515
she was raped and someone threw acid on her face
>>716573095
>>716573123
>>716573131
>
It starts in my mouth. I can breathe through it and anything I drink can go through that
>>716573227
Yeah.
>>716573335
Absolutely. Tuka loves eating stinky shit logs. She is a whore like that.
>>716573381
How was your Christmas?
>>716573467
Aww.
>>716573515
House fire when she was a child.
>>716573556
This too.
>>716573585
You stop that.
>>716573610
Who is that behind you?
>>716573702
Omg Hell, I want to diiie. But it's over now, everyone went home and my bruises are healing.
>>716573610
does it hurt if you play around with it
>>716573702
that being said would you like it to be lewd?
>>716573585
holy shit really?
>>716573904
Fuck you, lying cutie.
>>716573610
That must feel weird as hell drinking like that.
>>716573792
Not very fun dealing with family huh?
>>716573796
Like you said it doesn't have to be, but being lewd with you is never a bad thing.
>>716573877
See >>716573702
>>716573610
Do all aussies and brits have bad dentistry?
>>716573993
Don't call me a cute.
>>716574057
I hate them, I am reminded why we don't talk to each other anymore. Never have kids.
>>716574057
well i aim to please you
>>716574222
a cute
>>716573712
That is me.
>>716573796
The one poking out my neck, yes. The one in my mouth, no.
>>716574057
I drink normally. The straw just lets whatever I drink out through my neck.
>>716574150
This was a combination of things. Horrible medications, wisdom teeth and fillings. Combined with irregular dentist visits and it just all went to shit in a week.
>>716574310
>>716574467
so do you play with it?
>>716574467
Never mind, I think I'm seeing spirits again. Someone passed away in that recovery room and they haven't moved on yet.
>>716572766
>>716574623
A CUTE!
best waifu
>>716574467
I haven't gone to the dentist in like 5 years and I have almost perfect teeth.
>>716574857
please stop
>>716574222
Nice trips you cute. Well at least you won't have to see them for a while now that the holidays are over.
>>716574223
You do a damn fine job.
>>716574467
You look like a douche
Tuka rulez
>>716574973
i could always do more or be better
>>716574895
Lol she thinks she's Sasuke
>>716574943
A
C
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T
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>>716574973
Easter is right around the corner. This time I will be ready, I will hide all my expensive stuff.
>>716575187
I think i'm going to leave this thread for a while.
>>716574643
If I can help it, no. But it gets boring.
>>716574770
Its a general hospital room. Im in a ward.
>>716574903
Have a check. Cavities could have formed without knowing.
>>716575008
:ok_hand:
>>716575289
>>716575391
Well, someone is standing very close to you anyway.
>>716575502
>>716575069
If you're this good now i can't imagine what it would be like if you got even better~.
>>716575289
Preparation is key.
>>716575502
> This fuckin guy.
Witty bastard.
>>716575752
i should have hid my mechanical gaming keyboard because they busted so many LEDs and I don't know how to replace them.
>>716575535
Well I am in a hospital.
>>716575947
I can't tell the gender so it's probably an angel.
>>716575615
1 3-21-20-5
>>716575752
Why thank you.
>>716575752
well i want you to feel that sense of joy and make it feel stronger and go on for longer. Im not sure of the best way to do that but its what i hope to find
>>716575937
How the hell did they manage to do that?
>>716576164
I'm sure the more time we spend together, we'll both learn how to make each other feel like that.
>>716576336
i feel happy just talking to you. its relaxing
>>716576090
I give up I'm leaving the thread, good bye.
>>716576336
They're toddlers so they kept slapping it with their hands. Ugh. Also bye.
>>716576490
I feel the same. Talking to you is such a nice way to unwind after the day.
>>716576786
Damn that sucks. Bye Momoka.
>>716576988
its not much i have plenty of time to think of something sweet to type. im glad you like it
>>716577213
I really do. I'm happy you like the things i say to you as well.
>>716577611
adorable!
>>716577788
well who wouldnt want to hear all the cute and lewd things you say just for them? it feels nice
>>716577960
It feels nice to say those things to such a cutie like you too~
>>716578337
oh? would you say one of those things for me now?
>>716578295
for hugs
>>716578656
Hugs are good
Good morning waifu
>>716576786
God damn, just missed
>>716578799
chara
>>716578797
hugs are best
>>716578422
Id like to cuddle up with you under a blanket so i can whisper cute things to you while i gently stroke your head~.
>>716578980
you wouldnt even need to say a thing to make me feel completely content. Just saying cute things would make me squirm around a bit
>>716578853
smug
good morning
>>716579243
*hugs*
>>716572766
Not waifu but Haruka wants her body back
>>716578799
Morinin Chara.
>>716579267
Then i guess i'll just have to hold you tighter.
>>716579337
hi chara. christmas was good?
>>716579525
and do keep up the petting i might just fall asleep
>>716578799
Evening
>>716579524
>>716579525
A Hanako. Morning
>>716579692
Yup, sure was. God a cooking book as well as kitchen knives for my appartment.
>>716579766
Sup Rory?
>>716579831
what kind of cookbook?
>>716579692
Of course i will, i would love for you to fall asleep in my arms.
>>716579831
Well Tomo already asked what i was going to ask. That's good to hear.
>>716579883
Classical austrian recipes.
Schnitzel, fried beef and onion in gravy, bread dumplings, small shapeless dumplings with cheese, etc
What about you? How was christmas for you?
>>716580174
Then I'll just return the question. How was it for you?
>>716580174
yeah? what would you do while i slept?
>>716580292
that does not sound good to me.the morning was fine the night was bad
Everyone having a good day I hope?
>>716579831
I have a straw that I can breathe and drink through that runs through my jaw. It feels weird.
>>716580584
Really? Those things taste really good though.
Why was the night bad?
>>716580704
So far yeah. How's it for you?
>>716580292
That sounds pretty good. It was good, a pretty chill day.
>>716580584
Keep petting your head while watching your cute sleeping face. And when i got tired i would go to sleep as well, cradling you in my arms. But not before giving you a goodnight kiss on your cheek.
>>716580751
To be fair, that also sounds weird.
>>716580838
That's nice then.
>>716580920
>>716573610
Heres the pic
>>716580759
i wouldnt know. a horrible dinner party at my cousins. it was 3 hours of sports ball insults and the food was cold.
>>716580838
that sounds so sweet. I would love that.
>>716580759
Fine. Just doing some cleaning and getting ready to go out again because sitting at home is boring.
>>716580704
So far yeah. Yours?
>>716581203
It would be a wonderful night for the both of us.
>>716581497
Well as I said in the post above yours. Cleaning and going out later. Feeling bored but good.
>>716581081
I'm deeply disturbed
>>716581203
sports balls insult? How do those work?
>lol your sports ball doesn't have as much pressure in it as mine
>>716581439
Well, I'm enjoying my stay at home. I love it so far.
Do you have a plan where you're going?
>>716572766
>only 2D waifu
so elitist of you, /b/
>>716581497
id have to think of something really sweet to pay you back for that
>>716581738
no i didnt put a comma. there was football on and people were insulting.
>>716581738
Are you dating Momoka or Haruhi?
>>716581738
Whatever I drink spills out too. Its strange to feel.
>>716581738
I am actually right now going to go shower and to the usual cafe. Because the internet is getting shit again.
>>716582063
when they pull it out are you going to get freaky with it?
>>716581856
That's pretty low. I will never get the idea of insulting people over a game which you don't play on a competitive level.
>>716581978
I'm dating no one
>>716582063
This isn't exactly helping the feelign of disturbance going away you know?
>>716582134
Have fun then. Do tell if something interesting happened.
>>716582219
>I'm dating no one
why not?
>>716581856
I'd look forward to that. I'd also look forward to waking up in the morning to your cute face and giving it a big kiss~.
>>716582063
Put a cup under the straw and then you have infinite drink!
>>716582219
>>716582219
Before I go shower.
Date me.
<3
>>716582299
Most people are across the ocean for me, further than 1000 miles away.
Besides that, dating anyone who I never met before seems off.
>>716582454
A cute
>>716582466
But only because it's you!
>>716582571
Nuh uh.
Hi Chara.
>>716582571
If you met someone from the thread irl what would you do with them?
>>716582639
why does her face look like a bug?
>>716582571
Thank you cutie!
>>716582639
High Mako best Mako.
>>716582219
well it wasnt about the game it was about my person
>>716582446
id probably wake up first you know. I dont like to lay in bed all morning
>>716582639
How are you doing Makoto?
>>716582692
Highly depends on the anon who I'd meet.
>>716582756
Who are you?
>>716582764
That's even more petty, small minded and boring.
>>716582833
Well, who would you like to meet first?
>>716582717
Rood.
>>716582756
Ayyy sup Flan.
>>716582833
Pretty decent, if not a tad tired. You?
>>716582833
You don't have 4chan X?
Me is Flan.
Have good day, I go shower now for real.
>>716583041
All is good. I go shower. bbl
>>716582639
I made an attempt.
- Hanako
>>716582833
yeah but its what happened
>>716582764
> Dat ass.
Well then i guess you'll have to be the one who wakes me up with a morning kiss.
>>716583347
>>716582764
Dammit forgot pic.
>>716583347
well i would wake you up with a morning kiss but where is the question
>>716582162
Nope. Its a tiny straw.
>>716582219
I know. Its still a weird thing. They may remove the straw tomorrow.
>>716582446
I like that logic.
>>716583209
Oh for fucks sake, I'm installing photoshop after A LOT of procrastinating just to fix that up proper.
>>716572766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWd3FFfTJgQ
>>716582933
That would be probably Mamimi anon
>>716583041
Decent and not tired! Thank god Insmonia
>>716583163
nah, I don't have 4chan X
>>716583240
Don't dwell on it too much.
>>716583577
And then you can eat like a normal person again?
>>716583787
What would you do with Mamimi on your first date?
>>716583787
i wont its the same thing every year really
>>716583515
I can think of a few places, one in particular would end up extending our time in bed.
>>716583577
Is good russian style logic.
>>716583711
Haha what's wrong with it? My MS paint skills are off the charts.
>>716583906
I have absolutely no idea. Why a date even? I'd want him to show me around town if anything.
Or maybe I show him around town.
>>716583982
Strange family, really.
>>716584226
well if it was with you id do it in an instant
>>716583787
I can almost eat like a normal person. I just dont have any molars.
>>716584226
Is best.
>>716584426
W
E
W
>>716584403
Well don't you like him? Who do you want to date from the threads the most?
>>716584403
yeah they are
>>716584569
Oh. So chewing is a problem for you. Do you get fake teeth later or something?
>>716584583
I'm not sure why you'd even want to know that. Is it affecting you? Are you jealous? Do you want to date me? Do you want to make fun of me if I want to date someone from the thread?
>>716584664
Sadly, you can't pick the family you're born with.
Did you at least get something nice for christmas
>>716584426
I'd do you in an instant.
>>716584936
Ill have to pay for them, so it all depends on if I can chew fine once the gum heals up.
>>716584936
>Is it affecting you?
A little.
>Are you jealous?
Yes
>Do you want to date me?
Yes
>Do you want to make fun of me if I want to date someone from the thread?
Only out of jealously, yes.
>>716583787
Insomnia is a bitch. Dealt with that shit for yeeeears.
>>716584226
>
>>716584936
well we have a ps4 at our house now. spent a few hours playing uncharted 4
>>716585009
anytime?
>>716585038
I see. Hope it doesn't cost too much then.
>>716585077
Props to your honesty. Are you Momoka?
I'd want to meet Mamimi anon first since I've known him for some months now and he's nice. Even though I like him very much, and would like to try dating him, I'm not sure if we'd be a good fit.
Does that answer your question?
>>716585141
But it's so nice when you have to stay awake! You can't fall asleep easy because Insomnia!
But you also can't go to bed when you want because you can't fall asleep easy....
>>716585234
That's nice! I like my PS4 too. I got The Last Guardian for it from my uncle.
>>716585368
I hope so too. I want at least some of my holiday pay.
>>716585141
Well you got me beat, that's for sure. But i tried to make it seem like she was holding it.
>>716585234
Anytime your heart desires~.
>>716585368
>Are you Momoka?
Maaaybe :3
>Does that answer your question?
Yes, and it makes me very upset.
Who do you think you'll be a good fit with?
>>716585368
im hearing a lot of negative things about that game.
>>716585510
even in public?
>>716585434
Would be horrible not to have any money left. Good luck with it
>>716585691
I suppose people are dissapointed that the game was 10 years in production and doesn't have a long story.
I think it's good. I told it some other anon too. The Game feels like the first time you read a book. It's an adventure.
>>716585574
That's a yes then!
Who will be a good fit with me... I really don't know. I'd need to get to know you better if I want to see if we're a good fit.
And don't be upset. He just has the bonus of having spent more time with me.
>>716585903
How was your Christmas?
>>716585909
Well, in Feb Ill have a minimum of 2k I can spend on it.
>>716585909
>That's a yes then!
No, it's a maybe!
What are you looking for in a partner and a relationship?
>>716585909
maybe i should wait for it to be cheap
>>716585691
I wouldn't mind that, It might be exciting.
>>716586084
id be way too worried for that if im being honest
>>716585993
I guess that's nice too. How about saving that up then? Or do you have something in mind that you want?
>>716586042
Probably. That's a good idea. Considering that people don't seem to like it, it's going to drop in price soon anyway.
>>716586001
Then... well alright...
I'm looking for an intimate relationship with a partner I can trust about anything. I want to be able to support my partner in their decissions and I want my partner to support me in my decissions.
Hmm... well yeah and a lot of cuddling at the moment. Ideally we'd both be working so we don't have any money problems
Also, I never considered to date Haruhi.
>>716585368
Exactly! The latter happens WAAAAAAAAY more often than the former!
>>716585510
I'm putting more effort into this than I rightfully should...
>>716586237
going to get bloodborne for sure though
>>716586237
>Cuddles :3
Trusting someone would be difficult for me because of my past, but I hope I can open up to someone and trust them in the future
And Haruhi seems pretty nice why not?
>>716586237
I want to move out in May
>>716586153
In that case we would only do some light stuff in public. Alright Tomoko, i gotta go to sleep now. I'll be thinking of more cute things to say to you tomorrow~.
Claimed.
>>716586538
i cant wait hanako. sleep well i will see you later
>>716586256
Well... yeah, it does happen more often than the former one. Sadly
>>716586402
That's a nice one! I consider it harder than Dark Souls since you can't properly block.
>>716586451
That's okay. A relationship is also a lot of work. And I have to put work into it to prove you can trust me. But it's the other way around too. You have to show me I can trust you too.
And well, with your first relationship, no wonder you have trust problems...
Haruhi just isn't my type really. You're more interesting.
>>716586482
Oh, I see. Where to? City? Countryside? Kangaroos?
>>716586256
Haha it looks great.
>>716586613
I will. Goodnight Tomoko.
>
Goodnight everyone!
>>716585993
Boring
>>716586645
Into the ACT again. Getting in with a couple of friends who will be looking for the help. And the sweet interwebs.
>>716586645
>You're more interesting
What a mean thing to say about Haruhi
So things would have to happen gradually between us, huh... Does that mean no kiss on the first date?
>>716586693
Take care, Hanako
Post mexican music
>>716586857
That sounds nice. You don't have to travel further to your job though, do you?
>>716586947
I'm not saying Haruhi is uninteresting. Just, that you're more interesting.
Yup, gradually.
>No kiss on the first date
Maybe. To tease you.
>>716586645
halfway through my first dark souls playthrough my block button broke so i beat orenstien and smough onward without blocking and just 2 handing. same for DS2. I should sleep now im tired
>>716587032
ahhh it's way too early in the morning for me to be blushing like thisss
>>716587032
Not directly. I have far more straight lines and time above 80 kph. Evened out by more traffic lights.
>>716587008
I don't listen to much Mexican music, hardly do I listen to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bwBgXMjRjA
>>716587094
Then you'll have much less of a problem with Bloodborne than me.
Goodnight Tomoko
>>716587140
It's fun to tease you like that!
And do you still don't want to have a way to contact me in private?
>>716587177
Dubs confirm time spent to work is the same!
When did everyone here turn homo?
>>716587140
>>716587297
you're both guys right?
>>716587340
I see you dont know about Chara
>>716587297
No private contact... not yet.. bye now!
>>716587340
mhm, bye
>>716587432
He's a trap right?
He's still a guy
>>716587482
bye
>>716587297
>kisses before i go
>>716587340
I never was straight to begin with
>turn homo
>looks on /b/
>trap threads
>cock rate threads
I'm not sure, but I think it's been a while now.
>>716587482
>>716587517
goodbye cutie! See you later
>Chara