is your country more fucked than australia .... list of illegal

its literally illegal here to own a flashlight that is to bright

>>716569383
You fucking what
How wouldn't you own slingshots when everything is a godamn wilderness
What the fuck is wrong with airsoft
How are you going to defend yourself without pepper spray or tasers when guns are evidently off list

Fuck man, I live in Louisiana in the United States, and I wish most of that shit was illegal. The retarded excuses for humans here will cause all kinds of trouble with the most innocuous shit

Sounds like Massachusetts

>>716569556
i wont them lol but it does not chance that fact that they are illegal ..i literally want to die i fucking hate this place so much

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>>716569587
i wish i could live in the swamp lands ..fucking wish i had freedom to

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>>716569111
Tfw shitty upload

>>716569954
The environment is pretty alright (aside from ridiculous heat indexes in the summer due to humidity and no wind), but the fucking people man. Like, if I enunciate the word ask properly while I'm out I get looks like I've got tentacles coming outta my head

Just cos its illegal doesnt mean you cant still get it faggot

>>716570913
tfw you live in a country where carrying pepper spray and a swiss army knife in your bag can get you 15 years jail

Im visiting australia at the moment and yeah, this is cool place but with shit prices and internet

>>716571124
where ar you at /b/ro?

>>716571057
I actually live in Australia most of that illegal shit is quite easy to buy

>>716571246
Im in sydney, manly beach

>>716571253
still does not chance that fact that there illegal

>>716571341
change*

>>716569111
Mate got a compo pay out and moved to the US - bought a house for $50,000 and a V8 van for $3,000. Camels are $3 here they are $30. Living like a king. STRAYAS FUCKED these days.

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Ahhhh I sure do love my american internet

>>716571473
>Cox
Enjoy being on the same line as everyone on your street

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fml they laid the nbn in my suburb 10 years a go and it's still not being offered here

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The internet isnt too bad either I can upgrade the 100+bit for an extra $10 a month

>>716571624
nbn hasn't even been around for 10 years fuckhead

>>716571709
well the nbn wasn't but they were still putting down fibre optic cables

they dug up my entire street and it was closed for like 4 weeks fucking telstra

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it does things and stuff

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Meanwhile in New Zealand

>>716571915
just be happy you even have it there ..i live in albury and people 2 streets over have fttn for like 2 years and we have adsl

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40$ a month not too bad.

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Faggot with laser pointers here

>Middle East

>>716571998
server on the island? try a US server.

Ez http://www.speedtest.net/result/5911552592.png

>>716569111
you forgot loli

>>716573264
im not fucking into that ..but im bi and also a zoo so meh

>>716569383
are you fucking imperial guard or something?

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#my aussie internet

>>716569111
So what your saying is a gun loving American should not immigrate to AU? Serious question, my wife and I are looking at a place to move to in the next 10 years. I thought guns were legal with a permit or some shit like that.

>>716571308
Well there's your first problem. That's not Straya... that's some shitty tourist trap city with ridiculously high prices and a crappy beach.

>>716574365
1000 bucks in licencing and safe(s) to get a air rifle ..yeah you totally want to come here

>>716574365
I'm not looking at owning an AR15 there. I know there is no chance of owning one of those in AU. But like a hunting rifle or pistol. Also I though the cost of living to the average wage was nicely balanced.

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>>716572792
It's usually better than this but eh

>>716574503
pistols are very heavily regulated you cant use them for self or home defence and you have to have a 6 month probation with an air rifle

>>716574478
That's fucked. How about a bow and arrow?

>>716574642
all bows are ok except crossbows

>>716574637
Jesus Christ, and alcohol is expensive also. What is there to do in AU that isn't excessively regulated and is affordable?

>>716574365
Some guns are legal.
The laws here are pretty strict and your options are limited. There's sure as shit no easy way to legally own a gun for home defence or whatever.
Get caught carrying one in the street and you're probably getting a jail term.

>>716574712
Well I guess that's something, I like archery. I guess the crossbow looks a lot like a scary rifle. Lol

>>716574800
you will definitely go to jail and there are no guns for self or home defence period

>>716574589
still pretty good considering.

>>716574897
I have a rifle and a shotgun. Theoretically either could be used for home defence.

Provided I could get the gun safe unlocked, get the ammo cupboard unlocked, grab the firing pin from its locked drawer in the gun safe and get it all put together and loaded before the dude gets to me.
Then I'd probably go to jail for using unreasonable force....

But hey, the theory's sound.

>>716569111

I live in New Yorkistan. If somebody breaks into your house, you're actually legally required to run away.

>>716575013
Yeah I suppose, it's always great in aus cause I tend to get better ping than most australians to eastern servers.

Nothing more insulting than a kiwi beating an aussie, especially in their own territory

>>716574800
I would like to find a country that has semi relaxed gun laws in terms of a variety of guns I can own (I have no problems with passing a background check) with not too many hoops to jump through. I read about New Zealand's gun laws. They are royally fucked. However you can own a larger variety of guns like an AR15 but you have to jump through many hoops to have one. Other than guns I hear good things about AU.

>>716575110
Do you have to remove the firing pin by law?

>>716569111
Hahaha you obviously never been to Norway!

>>716575520
the bolt and have it locked in a different safe in a different room

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>>716575423
Yeah... but the culture's different here. I own guns but I have quite literally never felt afraid enough anywhere to wish I had a gun with me.
But then, I live in the country. You don't steal from people out here and if you have a fight down the pub, the winner buys the loser a drink.

Only time I've wished for an AR of some sort is pig hunting. Those fuckers will tear you apart.

Beautiful place... we're just 20 years behind the rest of the world in tech. And everything here is trying to kill you.

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Don't forget that it is literally illegal for a woman to have boobs that are too small in porn.

As in, I can't share this image as porn because she has small tits.

>>716574781
Fuck

Literally, the bogan areas are so full because they can't afford to do shit so they just fuck each other and talk shit about the government.

>>716575828
I understand what you're saying about not feeling like you need a gun. I lived in Europe when I was a teenager (10 years ago). It was really safe and I never got into a situation that I felt like I was going to be killed. I would want guns for sport. In USA we have a state where everything is trying to kill you also, it's Alaska. Very cold and most of the animals are hungry and dangerous, they have extremely relaxed gun laws because everyone has one for self defense from the wild animals. Lol We have wild pigs here too, those fuckers can be dangerous. I haven't encountered one yet but lucky for me I do have an AR15 for that occasion.

>>716576362
That sounds like the ghettos here in the US. They fuck, make shit loads of babies, live off welfare, repeat once babies are grown. Only thing is when you drive through the ghetto you will notice lots of nice cars with huge chrome rims yet they are supposed to be the poorest of the poor.

>>716576099
I really don't mind if they're smaller it's nice for a change, still attractive/sexy as hell. Itty Bitty Titty Committee Appreciation Society represent

>>716569556
Idk about OP but where i live you can get rifles pretty easily as long as they arent semi automatic, although the gov is primed to ban some more sometime soon, feels bad man

Netherlands here, were probably around the same level of fucked

>>716577492
Yes you guys are but you guys don't need to defend your selves from wild animals, you have wild humans from the middle east raping women and committing crime left and right. Sound about right or is that only Germany, France, Spain, Sweeden, and the UK I'm thinking about?

>>716576992
Right? But according to the Australian givernment, they're too small and we have to protect the children.

>>716577290
So what happens when they ban the legal rifles? Does the government take away your expensive rifle and give you nothing in return? Or do you get to keep your rifles and no new ones can be sold?

>>716577926
they would take them away with no payback

>>716571373
you're fucking illiterate

*they're

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>>716578058

>>716574091
Do you not know how to screencap?

>>716578032
That's fucked. That wouldn't work here in the US. Too many people would fight back, but we have the right to own firearms here so taking them away would be violating our rights.

>>716569587
>I wish most of that shit was illegal.

I wish it was legal to kill "liberals" that desire to remove freedoms from citizens in the name of a more powerful government

>>716570206
Download is 400mg on my pc and upload is 20mg

>>716578919
wtf is a mg

>>716578973
MB I meant it's fucking 3:46am and no sleep
Fucked up my captcha 4 times trying to post this

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>mfw New Zealand's internet is better than Australia.

We get Gig down and 500mbit up on good days.

>>716574365
Come to New Zealand bro. Gun licencing is easy and you can have nearly any gun you want expect a hand gun and a full auto. I have an SKS and AR-15.

>>716579237
meanwhile in australia cant even own plastic ar15

>>716579237
I read about New Zealand gunlaws. I though you have to have an interview, extensive licensing, probation period in which they can revoke your ownership rights. I did read you can own a wide variety of guns though.

>>716579237
New Zealand is on my list of maybes though. You guys have a beautiful country. I hear real estate is ridiculously expensive.

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>>716579501
You have to take a class, then do a test (by test they basically tell you the answers, but as long as you're not a fucking retard you will pass. Simple shit like would you have metal or a soft sand bank as a backstop)

Then some asshat come around and interviews you by asking some bullshit questions to make sure you're not batshit insane. Then they ask someone else you're not batshit insane.

Then you fill out paperwork and send it in. They do criminal checks and shit, then you get your licence.

Google the licences, but with a standard licence you are restricted on magazine size, stock configurations and other small shit. The weird part of the law is they are not restricted selling them, like, I am not allowed to put a 30rnd mag on my ar, but I am allowed to own one. It's only illegal when I put it on the gun.

>>716579704
Only in Auckland. I am in Christchurch and I own my own house.

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>>716580067
Fucking 4chan flipping images.

>>716580125
green screen ..must be a youtube edgelord

>>716580331
isis vids.

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>>716580348
links or gtfo

>>716580067
Alright well that doesn't sound as bad as I thought. I read up on it a little bit a few months ago. I would hope to bring my guns to New Zealand once I got my license. I understand that would probably be a headache but could be cost effective since I already own them. I read you guys have (maybe not now) some weird laws with left hand drive cars being illegal and must be converted to right hand drive. I read that article a few years ago so i don't remember all of that very well.

>>716578905
oh now I'm all wet.
The day of the slingshot will come, mate.

>>716569111
Protip
Slingshots are illegal, bait casters are not

Also
30kbps right now NBN
Fuckin bollocks/10

>>716581048
You *can* have a left hand drive car but it needs to be certified, and the government only lets a certain amount in the country a year. If you know a dealer they can fuck around with the paperwork and allow it to be legally driven until it can be certified. I have a corvette and it is fully legal.

>>716577792
Well it's not that bad here honestly. The only crime we have here is that bycicles get stolen. I don't think I need a gun to defend myself. Dutch criminals are no big deal.

>>716581351
only in qld and a few other state does the bait caster loophole work ..

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Russia
$6 \ month + $3 IPTV

>>716569111
That sucks bro I can get a fifth of Jack for like 2300 yen (yours is like 3300 yen).
And back in the USA the shit was like 25 bucks.

>>716572114

Literally one of the many reasons I want to move to Melbourne (from SA)

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>>716569111
>is your country more fucked than australia ....
>list of illegal shit

>>pepper spray
here too

>>slingshots
unless for hunting
>>tasers
yes
>>lasers more than 1mw
yes
>>fireworks incl smoke bombs and fire crackers
only if license
>>airsoft
regulated to hell and back


>>lots more to many to list

>plus the cost of living is high as shit ..eg a 700ml bottle of jack.d cost over 40 a 2 lt bottle of coke is 4.50-5 the cheapest smokes you can get are like 25 ...oh and dont even get me started on the fucking INTERNET SPEEDS

>bt is as bad as telstra most times,adsl speeds in uk are same as in aus

>torrent and streaming site blocking

all the sites blocked by bt are listed here.

most isps may start sending out copyright strikes next year.

>internet sites records recorded under snoopers charter from january.

>tv license mandatory

>non cable tv is usually crappy, 90 percent of cricket and football (soccer) is on cable.

>Multi culti blanda upp on sweden levels.

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>>716571998
>>716579115
Pussies

>>716583762
Dunedin is alpha

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>Limiting upload speeds to save money

>>716569111
We call it Germany

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55€ per month for this

>>716569111
you still have a better upload than me

Fuck leafland

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>>716583699
>>716569111

britain

>list of illegal shit all listed plus even more, dinner knives in the wrong situatons are considered weapons.

>cost of living, brits are the reason house prices are really high elsewhere. they are ridiculous here. grocery and other costs aren't too bad but depends where you go.

>>716569111
U.S. fag here. I literally own or have everything on that list. I also have guns. My pepper spray is also military/law enforcement grade. But technically I legally own it since I've got a license for some stuff I'm not gonna mention cause itll give away info on me. Speaking of which I need to renew my license.

>>716584568
And people wonder why I'll never move to europe. I'm to paranoid for that shit. I know my isp doesn't keep a history per say but I use a vpn and other methods just in case.

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>>716584568
I refuse to believe that pic is real

>>716585393
because it isnt

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>>716573595
Pfffft
>typical stormcloak fgt

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any melbfags got bud?

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>>716569111

>>716572792
Can confirm, latency sucks balls.
US West is acceptable

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>>716587860

>>716574712
Crossbows are shit compared to a nice compound anyway it's funny how they are banned before the normal bow when they shoot like 5x slower

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>>716569111
We have a king.

>>716569111
I used to live in the bush, moved to SYD and they literally didn't let me keep the guns at the farm, but confiscated them instead with no financial payout
fucking cunts

>>716588369
Dumb hick. You should of stayed in the country with the other hillbillies

>>716588735
fuck off mate

>>716588838
lol triggered

>>716588868
i'am honestly

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>>716569111
What're you talking about bro, my internet is adequate, and I live in Darwin

>>716571998
Fuck you sheepfucker

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From Costa Rica
I paid $80 for this... i feel the relation Price, speed is so bad

>>716569111
ausfag here. take it from me, this country fucking sucks. skipping this fuckhole asap

>>716589423
ill come with /b/ro ..im in albury where you at?

>>716569111
I'd agree with pretty much everything except the coke, it's a buck a litre where I live. Also my net is fuckloads slower than yours.

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>>716569111
First, trips check'd. Secondly, Ausfag here as well.This country is full of pussies to the point where playing PAINTBALL can class you as a terrorist. I hate the gun laws here, law abiding citizens cop too much shit. Gun control is pointless and doesn't work. Pepper spray or tasers should be legal. WA has made Pepper spray legal. We live in the dumbest, bubble wrapped, regulated country in the fucking world.

Also. This is my internet.

>>716589728
> WA has made Pepper spray legal.
Shame about the rest of our laws.

>>716569111
Faggot

>>716589798
Yeah like I said, bubble wrapped as fuck. I hate how self centred people are here. Especially about firearms. Like I understand if you don't want one, but that doesn't allow you to choose for other people. It shits me how uneducated people are.

>>716569111
Tell me how the cost of luxaries (Booze, soda, cigarettes) relates to the cost of living?

>>716590131
it doesn't they are examples ..for eg fuel is average 5-7 bucks a gal

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Not bad for like $34/month.

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Apart from the fact that I am with optus how the actual fuck do I make this better.

Can never play any games without a 5k ping

>>716590982
Switch to 4G wireless broadband from Cuckstra/Telstra? But you get caps tho..