Christmas Day Secrets You're here now ffs do you have

>>716566798
I've masturbated in every Barnes and noble I've ever been in

>>716566798

I fuck traps. Or should I say, traps fuck me.

>>716567461

wow. hats off to you my friend. I guess someone had to be the one.

>rule 34 alive and well

>>716566798
I fucked my girlfriends mother 3 times.

>>716567803

love this. green text motherfucker

I'm super into brother-sister incest porn and caps, but I don's have a sister at all just 2 brothers, kinda wish I did
Part of me thinks it is because 2 girls I used to fuck at different times in my life are now in other relationships and like as close as siblings to me but I would still fuck either of them at the drop of a hat
One of my friends that lives a few hours away is getting really serious with her boyfriend and I feel bad because I wish something bad would happen between them so I could rebound and maybe get her back. It was a mistake to ever end it

>>716566798

Everyone thinks I'm the good girl. They'd be surprised I want anal.

>>716566798

I have an aunt who is my age. One of those things. We touched each other a lot growing up. Playing mommy and daddy and shit. Then eventually fucked.

>>716568375

Anal? Bad girl? Hahahaha! No, wanting to have sex with a dog or pony, that makes you naughty. Cum slut for anyone who asks, that is not the "good girl". BDSM? No problem! Play with cousins or younger relatives? Maybe. Keyboard in pooper with pic or it didn't happen.

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just sent this to my bf's best friend on "accident." i want him to cum to me. it's fucked up, but the fact that it's so wrong gets me off. am i fucked up? i'm so fuckin wet.

>>716569351

well played femanon. well played.

>>716568322
shit dude...

>>716569351

stay tuned for clueless bf's friend's post

>my bro's gf texted me her tits. must have been an accident. I never said anything.

>>716569351
Wouldn't your best friends best friend be you?

>>716568965
how old?

>>716569700

we played mommy and daddy at like 7 and 8. we fucked at 15.

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I have inverted nipples. I hate them.

>>716566798

here are all of my secrets

>If kissing and making out and spending the night but not having sex or doing hand stuff with a girl other than my gf at the time is considered cheating, well, I cheated on my gf back in 2012. We broke up in 2013 for unrelated reasons. She never found out.

>I got a blowjob from some slutty friend of mine a week after I ended a shitty rebound date in 2013. I thought I had something special with the slutty friend and wanted more but she had a bf.. even when she blew me - in the parking lot of an outdoor shopping mall

>I have a girlfriend now, 2 and a half years. So far so good. 8/10. Love her a lot. Haven't cheated on her. Have sex frequently. However, I have a VR headset thing and over the past year, I've been beatin it to VR porn while she's at school/work.

>I voted for Trump and I live in California. I can't tell any of my family or friends because of the stigma behind being a Trump voter. California, as a state, rejected Trump completely but I remain hopeful. I just can't tell anyone.

>My telecommuting job is easier than I let ANYONE believe. It's so fucking easy I can work 2 hours a day tops and make as much as 5k a month on my best months.

>On a business meeting in Vegas, I was supposed to be there for one day and one night. The night I was there, I went to the Sapphire Gentleman's club. No one knew I was there. I got a private limo to pick me up. I got a few lap dances and tipped a bunch of strippers. Yeah I have a gf. Though it's fucked up to do that, I'll admit, I don't think it's cheating.

>>716569351

how long with bf? what if best friend tells bf?

My secret is I want to work for whatever agency is behind these secret threads. Email or call pls

>>716570170
4 years with bf. i've cheated on him a few times with an ex. i don't think his friend will tell my bf. i think he'll be able to keep a secret. or i hope he can.

>>716569351
Timestamp jew

>>716570131
>California

What part?

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>I regret my decision to join the US Army immensely, but am too afraid to divulge this information to my family because joining the military has always been my dream

>I have tinnitus and I'm terrified of it getting worse

>I'm a virginy virgin

>I have am empty pit in my stomach

>>716570550
mawp

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>>716566798
i'm a closet sissy. I fucked a guy i met on craigslist before. even as i sit here typing this, i'm wearing a plug and a pair of panties with family in the next room

>>716570991
pics or ur lying.

>>716571099
pics of what, exactly?

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friendzoned the sweet but boring boy next door all through middle and high school. dated a lot of guys after graduating high school. ended up getting pregnant. slept with the boy next door and let him think the kid was his because he has a good job. i stay at home and raise "our" kid and just get baked all day. i cheat on him quite a bit with the neighbor because he gives me free weed.

>>716571224
>wearing a plug and a pair of panties

>>716570131
>>My telecommuting job is easier than I let ANYONE believe. It's so fucking easy I can work 2 hours a day tops and make as much as 5k a month on my best months.

me too, but I make $25,000 a month my best month.

>i'm only fucking serious

>inb4 blah blah, I got a PhD in a STEM and I'm in sales, faggot.

>>716571678
You are utter garbage

>>716571678

win-win

>>716571678
Give your "babydaddy" this number for me: 8884562879

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>>716571716
no new pics tonight, sorry. don't really care if you believe it or not haha

>>716571949
Fuck off

>>716571949
Go fuck off Randy you cheeseburger eatin dick!

Just found out my lil bro's been stealing from us, his family. The highest he's ever got was about $200/RM950 from mom's purse. He's an attention-whore and keeps spending money to show his friends he's loaded but to keep up the image he's resorted to stealing.

Mom stopped me from beating his ass but now he won't talk to me or anything. Fucker stole RM50/$11 from me. It ain't much but I needed that money to jumpstart my small-scale bussiness.

>>716571678
I'm ploughing 4 different girls in the same scenario. I am sure one of them is raising my kid as well. This is more common than you think.

>>716571949
Then fuck off, you stupid bating fuck face. You knew people would ask.

>>716572151
Who's got your cheeseburger, Randy? Yeah fuck off.

>>716572151
>>716572240
samefag

>>716570346
My question is, what are your reasons for cheating? Just him or everyone? etc

I've jerked off in front of people that were under hypnosis.

>>716572252

in Malaysa can't you just sell him into sexual slavery?

>profit

>>716572675

why don't you just make them jerk you off?

>>716572485

Now Sexian, don;t be that way.

>>716572746
Can't force them to do something they'd be totally against, maybe if I suspected she wanted the D on some level. I just made them really unaware of everything and went at it.

I piss in the toilet then flush, and then I sit down and shit

Basically the piss and shit never mix

I am literally the only person on this planet that does it

>>716572920
>Can't force them to do something they'd be totally against,

like watching you jerk off?

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>>716566798

here's my secret: i'm evil.

I want my lil slut wife to get fucked by multiple guys

>>716573166

we know. nice trips btw

>>716572724
Haha don't know the kind of people for that. The ones I know only do beatings, but he's my own brother so might as well beat him myself.

>>716573166
Evil /b/tard... hmmm... so rare.

>>716573210

what's her kik?

>>716573096
They didn't know, or if they did, then I guess they were cool with it. I suggested to them that they would tune out all sounds except for what I was telling them(which sounds like normal hypnosis procedure), and their eyes were closed, they had no knowledge of the jerking off, at least I didn't mention it.

>>716573046
I do that too.

>>716573252

I'll give you RM1760 for him

A couple years ago I fucked this chick, she was a virgin, convinced her to let me cum inside her and then take the emergency pill. The next day I fucked my now ex-gf, again without a condom, without even washing my dick. Knowing I was putting the vaginal flora of another girl inside her gave me a raging boner.

>>716573362
Why are we cursed

I never wanted this

If I have to shit bad I will literally hop around the bathroom trying to get my body to want to piss. I have to be ready to go mach 5 on the toilet to not do this

>>716572587
I just get really horny and can't help myself. I'm very sexual. And I can keep a secret well. I've cheated on other bfs but the most with my current. I love him but I have strong sexual desires too.

>>716573533
It sucks, I know. I fixed it once by peeing outside first.

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>>716573255
My slut wife waiting for your cum on her pretty ass please?

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>>716573253

it is rare.

>>716573378
Nah, I'll pass. Thanks for the offer, though. Everyone in this family hates him in a way, but not so much I'll-sell-you-to-slavery hate.

>>716573736

RM3500

when i was in kindergarten there was this one girl who sat next to me named Jocelyn, and she was curious as to if guys had vaginas. so i showed her my dick and she started rubbing it but i wasn't at an age where i was into that or had an actual sex drive but i was curious as to what a vagina was and i totally fingered her in class

>>716573594
>When you go out in public and the bathroom is one room where you lock the door and have to do your fag ritual

Suffering.

When did it start for you anon, I want to know seeing as I've posted about this many times before and have never met someone who does it as well

I turned down an unstable 5/10 girl who was coming on strong and wanted to fuck because she had negative relations with the majority of my friends/people i know.

I still don't know if I made the right choice or not.

>>716573486

yes. next time try it with buttsecks. at least for the first gril

>>716573790
I'm not sure. Somewhere just before the dawn of puberty, I guess. I started getting annoying glitches then, getting serious ones as I got older.

>>716573769
>>716573736

RM10000

>>716573903
It started about 2 years ago for me, I'm 18 now

Do you like push your crotch or wiggle your dick or what

Ive helped 3 ex gfs to fuck a friends dog

>>716574028
>helped

implying

>>716570131
I want to telecommute but not do sales just customer service. Fml.

>>716573901
Nah, I don't fuck girls in the ass without a condom, even virgins. I'm susceptible to urinary tract infections, and besides, the risk of HIV is too high. I don't fully trust someone who tells me she's a virgin, but still the risk of HIV from insertive vaginal sex from a one night stand is pretty low so I take my chances.

>>716573983
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>>716573736
>>716573736

you drive a hard bargain anon.

I can actually give you RM20.000

>>716574161
>I'm susceptible to urinary tract infections

faggot

>>716570098
I think they look great, just do you.

>>716570131
5k a month in Cali ain't shit

>>716574217
No faggot, just have an IgA deficiency. Besides, I don't see the point on fucking a VIRGIN in the ass, when her pussy is just as tight and doesn't have scat in it.

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Had sex with my best friends girlfriend whilst I was down in the country for over a week, he even came over and I acted like I did nothing, Harddrive is full of nudes she sent me before and afterwards cant bring myself to delete them.

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if odds i will smoke a cigar and not post about it. if evens then i will go to sleep.

I'm in love with someone I met on /b/

>>716574473
I love you too, anon-kun!

>>716574360
>deficiency.

faggot

>>716570550
I've had awful tintinatus since 7th grade used to not be able to sleep because of it for a while but eventually you get used to it. I don't notice it most days unless I have a head ache or I think about it. It won't get worse unless agrivated

>>716574360
>VIRGIN

next time faggot. learn to think.

>>716574469

faggot

>>716571678
Fake bait

>>716566798
I have a nude pic of my cousin that I stole of her computer and at every chance I get I have a look at it on my phone in front of her. Without her seeing of course.

>>716573046
I just did that for the sole purpose of denying you your individuality in this world.

>>716575234
Soon you won't be able to go back

Save yourself before it's too fucking late

I'm not now, nor have I ever been, attracted to my wife.

I've cheated on my GF with four girls in the past three months. I've never had a one night stand before this, but I'm so utterly repulsed by my GF that I decided that life is too short. I'm literally stuck in a lease agreement with her. But now I have two side girls and things may be getting too complicated.

>>716575361
nothing could possibly convince me to stop pissing in the sink.

>>716570098
timestamp

>>716575567
post her at ass for us to gawk at

>>716575600
Anon don't do this soon it will become a habit and you'll be fucking doomed

>>716574402
dump pics pls

>>716575668

No.

I'm thinking of visiting North Korea.

Lost my virginity to a hooker, truly NOBODY knows, not my gf nor friends, I still thinking it was a big mistake in my life, but life keeps going anyway and I'm not even old, I'm just 20 yo and lost it at 19 since I was just desperate

>>716575815
then kill yourself you sad cheating faggot

>>716574721

gonna puff a http://www.cigarsinternational.com/cigars/11353/diesel-unlimited/ DIESEL BITCH

>>716571678
hope you sleep bad

>>716575892
Okay. Clearly my worth is dictated by a rando on the internet. Maybe you should evaluate how and why you think and say the things you do.

Sorry, bud, but it sounds like you're projecting big time and it is YOU who feels sad and suicidal ... :(

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lost virginity at 14 to hot chubby slut.

Now many years later all I can date are chubbies.

This is my story, I've posted it a few times so I keep a greentext

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>>716576030
>Rando

I forgive you

Im 17 and i want a big shemale cock in my ass

>>716568375
Omg holy shit thats so fucking lewd and naughty. Next thing youre gonna tell me is you suck dick?

raped my wifes asshole last night, because i enjoy the whore wifes pain. then cam in her mouth. had her close her lips around my stinking cock...

>>716566798
I just want to be happy and loved.

>>716569351
You're fucking hot

>>716566798
I bashed in the skull of my neighbours cat!

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>>716575812

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>>716575812
You get 2 and no more.

>>716566798
I took longer in the bathroom so my grandma would shit herself. I don't like her

>>716568322
My brother first let me suck his cock when I was 7 and he was 14. I liked it and kept sucking him off for the next 5 years. I would always suck my brother in the morning as we got ready for school, and in the evening after dinner, and sometimes in the middle of the night.

When I was 14 my 16 yo sister caught me at her door wanking as she got changed. She flew into a rage shouting at me but I kept wanking and came in front of her. After that I let her see me wanking as much as possible, even lying naked on her bed wanking when she got home. I loved cumming while she watched me. She said she hated it, but never told on me and sometimes stood and watched me, and sometimes left her bathroom door open when she had a shower so I stood outside the glass cubicle wanking as she showered. I always came on the glass so she'd know I'd been there.

Nice try FBI

>>716575542
I'm sorry

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>>716571678

>>716574473
Story?

>Be me, 14, wanking furiously
>7 yo sister walks into room
>Shit
>Turn away and try to hide
>"What were you doing? Let me see"
>Still crouching to hide but still stroking cock
>"Show me what you were doing"
>Stood up and continued stroking cock as sister watched
>She knelt in front of me and I couldn't hold back
>Came all over sisters face
>She thinks it's funny and I wipe my cum into her mouth
>Doesn't like taste but swallows
>Continue a few times and she starts opening her mouth when I cum
>I usually squeeze the last few drops into her mouth and suddenly she takes the head of my cock in her mouth and sucks it
>Feels amazing
>Ask if she wants to try sucking it properly
>I slide my cock in and out of her mouth as I hold her head
>She sucks my cock for 5 minutes till I tell her we have to wait a while for my cock to get ready again
>She goes to her room to play but comes back 30 mins later
>"Are you ready to cum in my mouth yet?"
>Tell her it isn't hard yet, but if she sucked it she could make it hard
>She kneels between my legs as I get my cock out
>Sis starts sucking, diamonds in no time
>Put hand on her head and push her down a bit harder and faster
>Cum in minutes and sister swallows it all and keeps sucking
>Carried on for 4 years and I stroked and licked her pussy whenever she wanted
>She sucked me off every morning before school, every afternoon after school, and most nights
>Said she loved feeling my cock cum in her mouth
>I rarely wanked for 4 years, just called my sister instead and she sucked me off and swallowed
>No mess to clean up - win!

>>716577073

Define happy.

>>716568375
Lemme guess, you wear chokers, have a septum piercing and pout while squinting in selfies.

>>716575567
Why are you so repulsed by her?

>>716575542
How can you be married to her?

>>716570550
You can get a custom designed recording played to you and your brain will sort it out and remove it. Its not your ears, its your auditory cortex creating a positive ground loop.

>>716582796
Some people have all the luck. Does your sister have any hard feelings?

>>716582796

Well, that's disgusting. I just came.

I think i fucked up, i think that all of my family thinks i'm gay bc i've never had a gf or at least they've seen me with a girl.

I just fucked up the relationship that i was in with a girl that i know, in a few words, friendzoned.

Simply i think i'll become asexual or maybe chop my dick of.

>>716584204
None at all. She still insists she loved it. It ended after 4 years when I went to uni, But she sucked me off constantly when I visited for another 3 years. When she was 13 she fucked me.

>>716575542
Lol.

>>716584606
Well she made me cum many times. Even at 7 she loved sucking my cock, or I could just wank into her mouth. She asked me to lick her pussy when she was 8 (had just stroked it with my fingers before) So I ate her pussy whenever she wanted. She loved to straddle my face when I was lying down and would sometimes grind her pussy on my face.

>>716585100
>*Jealousy intensifies*

I used to fap into both my mom and sisters hand lotions and face creams. Also found my sis toy drawer kek. Many faps had over them both

I fucked and came inside my sister while she was 13 and I was 12.
She came by herself in my bedroom, started sucking my dick then she rided over me and start fucking me

>>716585335

Yup.

I was the youngest and never once molested. Some people say no one can remember that sort of thing, but I can. One of my earliest memories was of going to the doctor and having my temperature taken rectally. I thoroughly enjoyed it and it is the basis of my medical fetish. I can assure you that from the age of no more than two on that I was not abused sexually and I really wish I had been.

>>716567803
Story time please anon

>>716574915
Show pic

>>716585898
We have never considered what we did abuse. My sis was curious at 7 and I was horny at 14. We both experimented and enjoyed each other sexually, but to her at 7 it was just fun. It was only a few years later that it became sexual for her, but by then we both loved what we were doing anyway.

lolwut

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>>716586507

You are so damned lucky. I wish I could have had that kind of relationship with my oldest sister.

>>716586507
Ive mostly done sexual stuff with cousins but I did get a bj once from my sister.

>>716573782
i bet that was ur only thing with girls

>>716586766
My only regret, if you can call it that as it only affected me anyway, is that I turned my kid sister into a complete cumslut at 7. She wanted to suck my cock all the time, even in public and we did go into many public toilets so she could blow me, or at a resteraunt with parents and me and sis would go to toilets at same time, but both go into the womens, into a stall, and she would either suck me off or I'd wank into her mouth.

>>716587184
Damn anon thats some risky shit

>>716587184

Wow, crazy. So... how many cocks do you think she's sucked by now?

>>716566798
Shhh don't tell anyone but I think this board is fulled with faggots

What make me the most hard is fantasizing about snuffing a manly and extremely hairy man and fucking his corpse.

>>716587357
At our ages I guess we didn't really appreciate the risk. My sister wanted cum and I wanted to give it to her. Was thinking with my cock, not my brain.

>>716573533
What's so bad about mixing your piss and shit? What's so bad about pissing sitting down while taking a shit? Get the fuck over it you weird pussy. Fucking freak.

>>716587393
Fuck knows. I know she was something of a cumslut in school. But mine was the first cock she sucked and fucked, and my cum was the first she swallowed.

> I cheated on my Gf a while back, she found out about it but we got back together

this is it.

>>716588235

You never asked or talked about sex outside of the family with her? Share. That would be bonerfuel for me.

>>716570098
Yea the nipples are kinda weird, but nobody really gives a shit. You've got well formed tits and a great body, which is what really matters. So you're good.

>>716566798
In love with best friend.
Constantly imagine her in extremely bizarre fetish scenarios and masturbate to her

>>716588352
She sometimes had friends sleep over, but would always sneak away to suck my cock. I really wanted her friends to watch and maybe join in, but didn't try. I did "accidentally" drop my towel after a shower in front of them a few times. My sis knew I had planned it because I had a boner whenever I did it.

>>716575821
Great. We'll see you in about 15 years.

>>716589141

lol

>>716588990

That's still about your gratification. Aren't you interested at all about hers?

>>716589620
Talking about it now she says her gratification was sucking my cock and swallowing my cum, but I also licked her pussy whenever she wanted and mine was the first cock she fucked. Everything, from the first bj to fucking her was at her pace and insistence.

>>716589872

Well yes, but aren't you curious about what she's doing with other people? Is she doing anything with other people or is she hung up on you?

Step kids came home from their "real dad". Opened their presents - never said thank you. I hate those fucks.

I fucked my cousin when we were both 9...

i touch girls in crowded buses. been doing it for 7-8 years. i can see that they get very uncomfortable and that turns me on even more.

>>716590036
By the time she was 15 and I was 22 I just assumed she was doing things with other people, but so was I, and we still fucked when we saw each other anyway. We never discussed what we did with other people. I heard she had become a cumslut in school when a friend told me because his younger brother was in the same school. She told me later she went through a phase of just sucking the cock of any boy that asked her.

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i never watched the show whitney

>>716590500
>She told me later she went through a phase of just sucking the cock of any boy that asked her.

Fuck, that's hot!

>>716590803
When we talked about it she said she just wanted to suck cock and swallow cum all the time. She started going out with guys just to suck their cocks so she began so get a rep. Then she did away with the pretext and if a guy asked her out she just asked if he wanted her to suck his cock, so her rep spread more and she was sucking cocks aged 12-18 nearly every day.

>>716590500
when did you stop?

>>716590990
now the story gets unrealistic. There have to have been guys lining up to get a free bj. We have a cheap brothel near where I live and the women there don't even have enough pauses to shower between clients

>>716591040
When she was 19 and had a steady bf. I was 26 and engaged. We had still been fucking but less and less, till we made a decision to end it. We both look back on it fondly and she'll still remind me of times she sucked my cock when she was 7.

>>716591153
I can only tell it as she told me. I personally doubt it was so many but have no doubt she was sucking a lot of cock.

>>716591215
why aren't you still in for at least a fast bj? No harm done

>>716591300
could she deepthroat you? How long did it take her to make you cum? no hands? Was she as good as the girls in the blowjob bars in South East Asia?

>>716591374
Dude wtf it's getting weird

>>716591463
>it's getting weird
kek

>>716591308
I wouldn't turn her down, but we are both in committed relationships. I can't deny the desire when she visits just to whip my cock out and start wanking to see what she does, but I haven't yet. Who knows, maybe we'll both get pissed or high some night and we'll fuck, but neither of us is initiating any moves.

>>716591633
ever got a bj while watching football? lol

>>716591374
She could deepthroat me when she was 15, preferably 69ing with me on top, said she could take it deeper in that position. Depended how horny I was, when she was 7 I always came in a couple of minutes, but took a bit longer as she got older. Came in a minute first time she fucked me, and the first time she told me to deepthroat her really rough when 15 and I basically facefucked her and came down her throat so nothing to swallow. Never been to SE Asia so can't compare, but she always made me cum and always swallowed it.

>>716592065
>came down her throat so nothing to swallow
did she train of her gg reflex?

>>716591936
Not a fan of football. Used to take her to see disney movies at the cinema. Ist time she would watch the movie, 2nd time she'd suck my cock and I'd lick her pussy.

>>716573872
Unstable is all you need to know.

Do not stick your dick in crazy.

>>716592145
She said she used a dildo to learn to take it deeper.

I have a huge crush on an online gaming friend who's 10 years older than me. I don't imagine that he's interested in me but I'm too scared to find out and ruin things.

>>716591936
Are you trying to re create some weird pedohpile fantasy from your childhood or something

>>716582796
you never tried to fuck her?

>>716580204
you a girl or a guy?

>>716592579
I just try to get some laughs from shitty /b/

>>716572252
You're kickstarting a bussiness with 11$? Where is that? I wanna move and live like a king.

>you never tried to fuck her?
She first fucked me when she was 13. We fucked regularly when I visited thereafter.

>>716573321
I think the real question here is how do you get to hypnotize them in a room alone with you ?

>>716575567
How's that stuck in a lease agreement ?

Just hit a lick and walked away with a hammer. Merry Christmas.

I'm 24 and I never had any sexual contact whatsoever with anyone.

>>716575881
Why is it so bad losing your virginity to a hooker?

>>716594110
kind of the same as losing your virginity to any girl you don't care for and just use to get rid of your v card. Just that you pay so they have to be nice

>>716593498
Malaysia

>>716594181
Why is that considered bad? You're hiring a professional to show you the ropes. And on top of that, you're probably a 18-25 year old that looks better than the average hooker visiting client, no matter how awkward you are.

>>716568322
Fuck. And I thought I was weird for fucking my step-sister

>>716594573
never sad it was bad, I did the same. Just made it to the point. Society made you think taking a prostitute is bad that's why you thought I was sarcastic or something. My mother said there is nothing bad about it, in other cultures it is normal that boys get a hooker. (wasn't that shown in the movie Malèna?)

>>716576168
10/10 good shit

>>716590382
Get them shitty gifts next time.

>>716570098
mmm nancey nipples are the best lol if you don't think they're hot

>>716570337
me 2 pl0x

>>716591633
Why would you both get mad or "pissed" at the same time? that's weird do you both have anger issues?

>>716593498
I just ordered a pizza that was $32 delivered I could have started 3 businesses instead. Or at least kickstarted them
>pizza good doe

>>716597615
pissed as in drunk

>>716597802
Pissed as in drunk? Like you both pissed yourselves at the same time? Are both alcoholics, how could you know you would both piss yourselves weird

>>716574915
Pic or it didn't happen

I genuinely love going about my day holding in an ass full of cum after my guy and I do anal. Extra fun going out afterwards.

>>716598470
fuck I imagine the smell of that would make anyone vomit instantly you disgusting lard pig

>>716594094
go to wizchan.org you will be welcomed as an apprentice :)

>>716598470
I used to do that with my uncles cum in my mouth. After he had cum and we went back into the family room, I'd show him his cum in my mouth 30 minutes later before swallowing it

My dad started creeping on me in the shower when I was 15. Don't think he took any photos. I started leaving my door open a bit when I got changed and could hear him in the hall and leaving my bathroom door open when I had a shower; had a glass shower cubicle so when I saw his shadow I'd make a show of washing. He sometimes came into my room and wanked over me when he thought I was asleep, and would gently feel my tits and pussy through my pj's, a few nights I "slept" naked and he sucked my tits and came on them, then gently wiped it up. I got turned on knowing he was watching me strip and wanking over me

When my little sister leaves her bra or footwear around in the bathroom, I put them on and masturbate in them.

I've been dating a man for the past 3 years and all my friends and family think he's a woman because that's what i've told them.

>not out yet.

I'm seeing a 16 yo and I'm 24

>>716597922
fuck's sake, you muppet - "pissed" means drunk. Pissed as a fart...

>Be me, 27 yo guy, have 13 yo nephew to older sister
>Live close, and last year 13 yo nephew appears at door drunk one evening
>Been drinking with friends for first time and didnt want to go home
>Passes out on couch
>Leave him alone but am stroking my cock over him
>Can't resist any longer, sit down and gently undo his jeans and get his cock out
>Take his soft cock in my mouth and gently suck it
>Nephews cock gets larger and harder as I suck, so I suck a bit harder and faster
>Nephew groans and starts thrusting his cock into my mouth and soon cums in my mouth
>I swallow his cum and keep sucking to get it all, then gently put his cock away and do up his jeans, he looks like he's asleep again
>Nephew comes by next night to apologize for turning up drunk, I ask did he have fun last night
>"Yeah, especially when you sucked my cock"
>Ask him what he wants to keep quiet
>"I want you to suck my cock again"
>I kneel in front of him and he gets his already hard cock out
>I suck and wank his cock until he cums in my mouth after about 2 minutes
>He visits me 3-4 times a week for me to suck his cock and swallow his cum
>He thinks I don't like it but I really love sucking his cock

>>716592579
Are you worried you'll want your future kid to suck your dick too?

>>716590444
Ive also had sex with cousins of mine, how did yours start? Still doing it to this day? Also nice trips

>>716572920
Tell them that they have been given poison and the dispenser is penis-shaped and only discharges the cure after using it properly.

Okay, /b/ here's my secrets:

>Kicked out by strung out rich parents for being a closet conservative and traditionalist. They lied to the rest of the family and community, so I was blackballed there too.

>Married a QT who later got in a car wreck and is disabled. Our kids are depressed about it. We're poor again as state welfare is a lie.

>Secretly managed to get a Pell Grant and halfway done with college. Will work a telecommuting job so welfare can't force me to quit again.

>Went online and downloaded multiple books on every subject imaginable. Use garbage as material to build tools and things. I make bleach, soaps, medicines (questionably legal - the penicillin I'm very proud of.) I repurpose electronics and build stuff. I remold plastics. Work with wood to make furniture and repairs. I forge metals now.

>Technically, we are not impoverished anyone.

>Will finish college, get an awesome job, and be successful in life. Will not take back evil family. Will be a success on my own terms in my own way. Will not divorce wife - she will eventually die, but she will die after her grandkids meet her and only in my arms as an old woman.

>I am determined /b/. I will succeed. Just need to keep it quiet. When reveal time comes, it will be historic!!!

>>716569591
You realise bf stands for boyfriend?

>>716569351
Your tits are perfect

>>716573647
That's not lil. Not by a long shot.

I start Secrets threads constantly and am delighted when I come back hours later and it's still going.

>bump

>>716583184

no. I'm 47 years old and work for corporate 'murica

>>716605366

close though

>>716567803
If this is true, what's the story behind it? How did it happen the first time? What does the mother look like? Describe her body? Big tits? Nice ass? Tight pussy? Did you cum inside her? And does your girlfriend suspect that anything may have happened between you two? Is the mother married/with a boyfriend? Have you cheated with any other females? And how long ago did this happen?

>>716566798
>I've fucked 3 traps.
>Sucked one of them off, nearly let it fuck me but stopped last second.
>Fingered my sister until she came whilst she jerked me off. I came harder then I ever had in my life.

For all this I blame lust, alcohol and 4Chan.

More of a secret to my family and some friends but I'm dating a stripper

>>716574175
>>>716573983
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RM30000

but that's as high as I go without a picture or chance to sample the merchendise

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>>716575965

you said you were not going to post about it

not only are you a faggot, you're a lying faggot

>>716576583

just started. never had a taste for it before

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>>716566798
I AM GAY

>>716587184

this is The.Most.Believable.Post.I've.Ever.Read.Anywhere.Ever.

>>716592573
Is that you catch

>>716569261
>keyboard in pooper
bump

>>716594573
>looks better than the average hooker visiting client,

faggot please. whores don't care what clients look like. period. cash for gash. that's it. end of story. you don't have to shave your balls for them. you don't have to wear cologne for them. you don't have to work out for them. cash for gash.

>cash for gash

>>716573252
>might as well beat him myself
EDIT:
Beat him off myself

>>716598470

gril or faggot?

oh wait. faggot obviously

>>716601012

see, I tell you faggots all the time that your victim doesn't stay asleep.

>they know

either they like it or are too freaked out to say/do anything

>but they always know

>>716606802
They actually do.

>>716602784
Good for you man, good luck

I was molested when I was 12.
Thing is it was by a 16 year old girl at the after school care place I went and I loved every minute of it but now I have an unstoppable fetish for older women, the age gap keeps getting wider.

Last older I fucked was 62, I'm 30.

Still wanting to be "molested" I suppose.

>>716570098
would suck for days

I enjoy spanking girls for punishment or fun. Always on their bare butt.

>>716606131

anon is faggot

>>716606802

be respectful, and show up showered. but other than that, nothing matters.

>>716607144

it literally doesn't matter

i have a little white step daughter (yes, she's over 18) that i want to see in the middle of a "compromising situation"

i hope that maybe one day, i'll come across this on one of my internet boards i frequent.....

browsing the porn section

see this

"Tiny little strawberry-blonde girl sucks off a gang of niggers in Throat Gagger scene"

and then the description

"Tiny 5 foot nothing <HER> sucks off the biggest, blackest dicks in porn, and eats ALL the cum"

and it's right above a blowbang publicity pic of her down on her knees with her sweet little face surrounded by 10 black cocks right at mouth level, all 10" or more, all within inches of her innocent little lips but all ready for sucking and doing a tonsilectomy on this tiny little white girl. i'm talking a mercilessly hard throat fucking. i mean that mouth is going to be a warm, wet, sloppy home for hard nigger cock for the next two hours of more. a nasty spit and pre cum filled fuck socket for MASSIVE BLACK COCKS.

i want to watch that little fucking whore SWALLOW big black cocks. i mean like mandingo BBC. and i mean a fucking 10 nigger mouth raping. at the first of the scene she would be asked "what are you here to do today?" and her answer would be, "suck a lot of black dick" then she would be asked "how many" and she'd answer "i don't even know how many are here. i guess every black dick here gets a turn in my mouth." when she has a pitch black telephone pole size hard nigger cock in her throat and they ask her if she loves sucking black cock, the only thing i want to hear out of her is "glugg gaahh gagg flughhh". i want to watch her nose touch a 12" nigger dicks stomach. i mean swallow it right down to the fucking nuts!!! and as the box cover said, she's gotta eat ALL THE SPERM!!! load after load i mean. good source of iron style, thick ropes of hot nigger sperm filling her sweet little white mouth and sliding down her tiny little white throat.

seriously, she's a fucking bitch. i hate her

>>716566798
I'm wearing nothing but a diaper and a shirt and im really frustrated because i cant take it off and i cant figure out how to fap in it

>>716568322
Thats how I feel about my cousin and her boyfriend. I know she's happy with him and we can't have kids because are family will flip out so I just sit back and let her be happy and lay in bed thinking of the good old days.

>>716570098
Your beautiful the way you are

>>716566798
i love posting my ex gfs nudes on here

>>716611393

bastard

>>716592573
> I have a huge crush on an online gaming friend who's 10 years older than me. I don't imagine that he's interested in me but I'm too scared to find out and ruin things.

If you're worried because of the age diff, I wouldn't; people who are older generally aren't that put off by a younger partner, if they like them otherwise.

I'd test the waters in any case. If you're both guys, much reduced chance he's interested, and higher chance it'll ruin things; that's the unfortunate reality. I'd gage his reaction toward gay men, e.g. say something about a gay friend of yours, another time mention that you're gay or bi (e.g. say something about an ex bf of yours), see how reacts, without immediately hitting on him. You'll learn how/whether to proceed.

If you're fem, even if he's not interested I doubt it would bug him. Just don't blurt out that you have a huge crush, approach it indirectly, asking if he has a gf, ever had an online gf, etc., and if it seems appropriate move on to flirting, rather than saying you have a huge crush on him.

>>716574161
I figure if my relationship goes south because the GF becomes a cunt, I'd do this as much as I could... just because.

I support Israel.

>>716601724
>Be me, 27 yo guy, have 13 yo nephew to older sister

If true, I couldn't imagine the amount of anxiety that would produce. I mean if he blabbed, you'd be busted for sex abuse, on sex offender registry for life (in US), and disowned by family. Though at this point, even if you didn't want to, he's calling the shots, but doesn't it stress the fuck out of you? Has he ever photographed you or anything that could lead to additional blackmailed control?

When i was 16 my 13 year old sister at the time would walk around naked when we are alone I've asked her to put clothes on but she just said I like being free and your the only one I know won't tell on me.

>>716614466
>I've asked her to put clothes on
Was she hideous looking, or you gay or something? I mean even if not into wincest, if even average looking I can't see not wanting to ogle.

>>716614950
She is beautiful. I would always be hard around her and she knew it. We ended up doing some stuff brother and sisters shouldn't do.

bamp

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>>716609887

I do wonder how many daddy's get off to their pornstar daughter's work.

Face it, you don't end up in porn if you aren't at least a little bit damaged, so it's not like porn star daddy's are the most normal upstanding citizens around.

I bet there are porn star daddies right here on /b/.

let's here from you fuckers.

>>716605697
>>>716574175
>>>>716573983
>>>>716573769
>>>>716573736
>>>>716573736

goddman you drive a hard bargain.

RM50.000

but this is the last time I'm negotiating against myself you malaysian faggot

>>716593708
Easy I just bring up hypnosis and tell them that I'm learning and need to practice, most people are into it unless. I sometimes do it online as well.

>>716573486
i don't care , for me you're still a faggot

>>716616236
>>
sauceeeeee

>>716602706
Lol that's pretty much how you work around peoples barriers, just using more believable scenarios.

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>>716570550
Join the air force Bro. Big blue will take care of you. It's better over here

>>716570550
Join the Navy, and you can have a belly full of cummies.

>>716570550
>>I'm a virginy virgin

damn son, you can't find a gook whore to stick your dick in?

you're doing the Army wrong.

>>716570550
>>I have tinnitus

I've had it for 20+ years. Wouldn't say it gets any worse, it's just whether I notice it or not. I could go months without thinking about it, but the second you think about it, like when I read your fucking post, you become aware of it.

just relax. ignore it. live.

>don't worry about this, or anything other problems you don't ACTUALLY have. this will keep you sane.

My fascination with drugs scares me.

I study biochemistry and I smoke weed weekly, done LSD 3 times and shrooms once. But I really like to do research on various drugs online and want to do that.

I'm scared that in the future drugs will control me.

I broke down into tears for some unknown reason when I got home last night. Just got into my apartment, put my keys down, leaned my back against the door, and started crying.

>>716617906

femanon or faggot?

been fapping to my sister-in-law for years and now we're here at her house for the holidays until the new year. I denied myself from masturbating for a week before coming over and now have fapped using her undies all week. dirty and clean ones. the clean ones I return to her drawers and it makes me hard that she's walking around with cum soaked panties hence making me fap again more on her panties.

>>716617860
Ive only done weed but Im interested in shrooms. What type of research are you talking about? Before/after stuff? Effects?

>>716618181

if this bullshit is true, you know that she knows right? and she knows it's you.

cum in clean underwear does not go unnoticed you faggot.

you'll be lucky if your brother or wife doesn't kill you in your sleep tonight.

>>716618181
>>716618461
Agreed. There is no fucking way she doesn't know.

This is either going to go really really well, or really really bad.

>when you are the kind of neck beard faggot that cums in underwear, it's probably gonna go bad

>>716573166
what do you mean?

>>716618441
I read books on drugs, read up on them on erowid, read papers etc.

>>716618441
>>716617860

different anon here.

I smoked weed all through jr high school to college. Haven't bought any weed since college, just smoked it opportunistically - llike once or twice every week or month in grad school. after that maybe once or twice a year when visiting back home.

I went about 8 years without smoking any weed at all the entire time. then a friend gave me some that he had grown, at least a good quarter ounce.

The first few times I baked after not doing it for years it affected me really strongly - like the first time I ever did it. I actually had auditory hallucinations - or at least weird auditory affects. For instance, I would fall asleep with my iPad playing a movie I always fall asleep to and suddenly one tiny part would be mega-fucking loud which I know in reality it isn't. Had a lot of weird auditory shit the first 5 times I got high. Haven't had any since.

I always thought I kinda made up what I experienced my first time getting high because it was never like that again. Now I know that shit can kind of even out and you don't experience it again unless you become weed-virgin again.

>>716618461
>>716618686
well I have not heard anything from her and has already been a week of panty fapping and a week more to go. she treats/talks to me as normal as anyone else around the house. well now that I think about it, I dont think I can stop masturbating as long as Im here.

>>716619499
It hasn't occurred to you that

>she hasn't found them yet
>she and her husband aren't sure how to confront you about it
>they are attempting to capture you on video so they have proof when they confront you


Either way, you are a fucking idiot. Why not just let her catch you naked or jerking off like a normal person?

>>716618929
are you me? lol
Ive had the same exact intro/mid to weed as you. Now I use it to just fucking relax. (work/marriage) and do it strictly on weekends (or nothing to do the next day)