SEX THREAD >when was the last time you had sex? >how was

>>716563474
6 months ago.
It was alright. Turns out she was cheating on me so sex was pretty dull towards the end.

>>716563474
Like a month ago, wasn't great, was a tinder hook up and she had a hairy bhole.
Had some blow jobs smile then from a girl I see. They're always solid.

>>716563474
>Friday
>damn good
Having a wife is great for easy sex

virgin
idk

>friday
> kinda depressing some fat chick wanted to blow me in my truck but then she was like just give me the dick and yeah
> she still wants to see me again not sure i want too.

7 hours ago. Shy girl but fuckin slutty in bed

>13 days ago
>awesome because it was my first time without a condom. Shes on the pill
>shits so cash

Like 4 years. I was a normie in highschool, and it was all downhill from there.

Don't even remember what the last time was. Long time girlfriend I fucked hundreds of times and set me up for failure the rest of my life.

>>716563474
>3 months ago
>Fuck tinder chick
>sex sucked
>5th time in a row that it sucked
>Decided to be abstinent for awhile
>Decided to join the military

tldr Sex was so bad that I joined the Navy.

>>716563474
>when was the last time you had sex?
September

>how was it?
Pretty terrible. I fucked her good but she had some weird autism so she was silent as a stone the whole time.

>why?
I make excuses.

October... with a separated MILF.

Shit was cash

>like four days ago
>decent the wife picks up on all my fetishes and finds ways to bring them to bed quite nicely

Today. Was away all week. She has a big ass. Usually pull out but put on Condom to cum inside.

>>716564352
should i do her again or just block her and end contact, she is kinda a hog. and is married,,,,,

Virgin. I dont understand my sexuality.
How am I supposed to know?

4 years, awkward introverted overweight avg looking white 27 year old guy making pretty bad money living in the hood, never go outside besides work, all girls on dating sites not white or dont respond, dont know anyone around

>>716563474
This morning, like 7:15 am. Came inside. Got my dick sucked four about 20 seconds as a goodnight kiss about 5 minutes ago. Haven't been a virgin in 30 years.

>>716564600
Block her. Hit it and quit it if shes a married
hog.

>>716563474
around 4 hours ago before gf went to sleep
as good as always

>>716564637
We have an otherkin amongst us.

>>716564662
Ug, *for* about 20 seconds. Thanks Swype.

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>3 weeks ago
>okay, got to try anal with the girl for the first time (for me), still cant cum.

>>716564409
issac?

Anyone want to see my girlfriend and i? I don't want to fill out the questions

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>last time
mid september
>how was it
short and unpleasant sadly wish it lasted longer
>why
this was after a break up with my gf of 3 years and i havent really dated or been with anyone since but im really dying to have sex at this point since i dont masturbate (cant climax at all from it or blowjobs)

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>if it's been a while, or you're a virgin, why?
I used to be a fat autist. I started to eat better and exercise a few months ago now I'm just an autist.

2 years ago.
it was weird.... didnt wanted to.
im not really good on getting laid, also focusing on university, not that much people talking to me.

>>716563474
>this morning with the wife
>was really good as always
>she can only go once a day because she gets sore from me

virgin
I'm a beta fag, don't really ask girls out. Too shy irl but im a fuckboi online.

A week ago with my fuckbuddy. She came 4 times. I came once - inside her of course.
She's 22. I'm 40.
I'm out of town visiting family over Xmas. She's been texting me dirty pics nonstop, begging me to come back early and fuck her.
Shits fun, but it tires me out.

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>>716564862
same fag here.

I havent been able to cum since me and my girlfriend have been together.

i can cum when i fap, but when it comes to fuckin, nothin at all.

any tips?

>>716563474
End of October. Was fucking fantastic. It was with a 10/10 Dutch escort. Legitimately one of the best bodies I've ever seen, and gave incredible sloppy deepthroat.

Currently single and not really looking, so I probably won't fuck again until next time I'm in Amsterdam in March.

>>716565184
>>was really good as always
Sure pal.

>>716565335
Have you found that as you're older the game is easier anon? I'm 38 and it seems it's damn near thrown at me now days just from a little flirting.

>>716565403
Where in Amsterdam and how did you find her? I thought prostitutes were all ugly.

>>716564949
Sure.

>>716565433
I wouldn't have married her if the sex sucked.....

>>716565473
Same age. I'm going to try flirting with the slightly ugly but fit and big titted shy receptionist at my gym.

>>716565583
So you married her just for something to fuck? Sounds like a pretty shit marriage, that or a NONEXISTENT marriage

>>716565527
Most of the girls in the main RLD, De Wallen are hot as fuck. Mostly Eastern European girls who look either like pornstars, or the hottest botch in a club in Bulgaria on a Friday night.

This particular girl was from the escort service, Society Service. Won't let me link for some reason, but Google Society Service Amsterdam and you'll find it. Girl I saw was Louise. There are pics in her profile, though the face is blurred out.

3 weeks ago. Was way to drunk to even cum but thats probably a good thing cuz i ended up hitting that pus raw

>>716565764
Believe it or not some consider a healthy sex life important to their relationship.

>>716565764
No I didn't marry her just as something to fuck. I married her because she's good looking, smart, funny, motivated, and generally a really fun person to be around. I however wasn't going to subjugate myself to a marriage where the sex sucked for eternity.

Sometime in September

It was okay. Didn't cum but she was really into squeezing me with her kegels which felt great

>2 seconds ago I get fucked by my student loans daily

>>716563474
Thursday. Two french (Quebecois) prostitutes. It was okay, they were super sexy and are both porn actresses, so they're good at what they do. I did get annoyed that they spoke with each other in French the whole fucking time. Not worth $750.

virgin
had exes but never went in
because i was only successful with girls in
highschool. had my dick sucked loads tho
now ive left ive turned into a
depressing anxious faggot that doesnt leave their house

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>When I was 18 (5 years ago)
>It was pretty good. More enjoyable than every other time I had it.
>Social retard. I'm apparently funny, good looking and /fit/, but I'm fairly shy and tend to keep to myself.

Thinking of getting tinder but I don't like taking pictures of myself.

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>>716563474
>Been depressed along time, contemplating suicide a lot recently, have had night terrors my whole life and sever sleeping issues have basically crippled me.
>Ex GF comes over, we started dating when she was 18, Im 32, sees im having a rough time.
>Tosses me a get well lay.
>I was savage on her, left her a sweaty, panting, mess, got up to get a drink of water and she had passed out already. She really knows how to take dick.
>I lay awake next to her for 5 hours before I can sleep.
>Wake up screaming. She left while I was sleep.
>Text from her, "We can't do this anymore."
>Sigh, text her back with the cruelest, harshest thing a man can text a woman, "whatever."
>Crash my car in an attempt to kill myself.
>Check into a mental health facility. Ended up staying for a month.
>Doctors have no fucking idea whats wrong with me.

I dunno, shes a solid 10 in bed.

>>716566012
I fucking hate when bitches do that. Had two Bulgarian chicks once, and they were doing the same shit. I always assume they're making fun of me or some shit, though realistically, they're probably just chatting about mundane bullshit to kill time.

>>716563474
5 to 6 years ago
i don't remember.
i am person that doesn't do so well in the world with others.

>>716565716
Good luck with it anon. Just be confident and have a fun conversation to start.

thanksgiving cause girlfriend is in college
she's not all that good at sex and i never finish :(

>>716565473
Yeah, 100%.
I think it's mainly a combination of confidence and achievement (in life, not just talking to girls) that really draws women in. I could never pull girls in my 20's like I can now.
If I'm being really honest - the attention is nice, but i don't really give a shit if girls like me or not. I've had a lot of sex and it's not the be-all end-all I thought it was when I was 25.
I expect you're the same way, Anon.

>>716564745
Thats animals or something wtf! I'm definitely not into that

>>716566097
No idea, really? Sounds like depression and night terrors to me. I'm honestly not trying to be a dick, I was in a psych ward for a month as well after trying to kill myself. Keep your head up man, two years later and I'm a completely new person--just needed to find the right treatment.

>>716566008
y u greentext 1 line fkn nig

>>716566237
Exactly! I'm sure it's harmless conversation, but it totally kills the mood for me. I lost my erection twice, and I was hooking up with two hot alternative girls! Fucking hell.

Last night
Girl was blowing me and my dick is thick. Her teeth kept scraping me and it kinda hurt but I went with it. After I blew my load down her throat, I saw she ripped a 1 1/2" strip of skin off my dick with a sharp tooth. Every time my dick touches something now it burns like a bitch.

>>716566604
bro are you shitting me? I know that feeling

>>716566008
i love you maria

>About a 6 weeks ago
>A friend of mine/hook-up buddy called me up.
>It wasn't the best since we were both really fucking tired, but she has really nice tits.
>Her moans are great, always get me closer to cumming

>>716566671
Not kidding at all but I wish I was

>>716566716
cuck fagit

>>716566460
Yea, I agree. I didn't have a bad time in my 20's but now I get shit like "there's just something about you!!" Once you figure out what kind of man you are and stop caring what others think it gets way easier.

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>>716566523
Diagnosed with MDD and sever sleep issues while I was there, just couldn't find the underlying cause for the sleep problems. I'm taking 450mg of Wellbutrin XL in the day time, and 300mg of trazodone at night, but I till lie awake for hours, and snap awake with night terrors, sleep paralysis, or sudden waking at least 2 times a night.

I'll be taking a sleep study in a month to see whats going on with my brain.

2 years ago, feels bad man. Current girl I'm talking to actually sucked my dick one night cause we were both drunk and horny but didn't cum bc too drunk. We were hanging a few weeks later and I pulled out my dick and kept pressuring her to suck my dick but she got pissed and wouldn't do it. Don't think I'm gonna fuck her but oh well I've waited 2 years I can keep waiting

>>716566594
Yeah, I mean at least have the courtesy to pretend you're not bored as fuck. I know I'm not giving you the most crazy, eye-rolling orgasm of your life or anything, but fuck, I paid for this shit, at least give me a good performance.

September 2015
Broke up with gf of 7 years
I've been thinking of calling her for some sex, but she's vanilla as it gets

>>716566826
>pulled out my dick and kept pressuring her to suck my dick
>she got pissed and wouldn't do it.

Oh lord.

24 hours ago. Got an escort as a present for myself. It was only ok. Got a discount on a 3some since she was helping train a newbie. It ended up being more of a training session with me being used as a fuck prop.

>>716567080
Nothing wrong with that

Like 3 years
Gf broke up with me and was a lot easier to date in college, now living with parents because of all the debt and that's pretty much an instant no from everyone I've tried to get with

>>716565391
dont fap for a couple of days before you fuck her

>>716566826
Hope the study helps you bro. When they were trying things out with me Trazodone was one of the medications I was on. Ended up finding a high dosage of Escitalopram helped me significantly, I take high doses of Melatonin to help with sleep, and still take Trazodone intermittently. Best of luck buddy.

>>716565391
Are you fapping with the death grip? I've had delayed ejaculation because years of edging for hours with porn and too tight a grip. Been working to fix it with only using a fleshlight occasionally like 2x a month and no fapping just building up until it's time to fuck.

>>716565821
They look amazing, how much was it?

>>716563474
Yesterday i fucked my gf. but i've been trying real hard lately to fuck someone else, hopefully making head way with a co worker.

>>716566388
I'll give it a shot. I'm fit and good looking for my age, but I'm an engineer, so kind of an autist. But she's like 19, so she probably doesn't know any better.

A year ago.

It was great. It was pent up and I needed to get it out.

It's been a while because my house is a fucking mess. I really need to get my shit together.

>>716563474
3 days ago, and that was just a lucky hookup. The girl initiated everything
Before that, the last time was in February. Had such a long dry spell I couldn't get hard when the time came

>>716566604
Thick dicked here too. My frenulum is torn / missing from a toothy girl.

>>716566953
I mean at the end of the day that's the difference when it comes to escort performance. Let me pay up front, then let's spend the last hour pretending there was no money involved. I want to feel like there's something genuine there. I mean with both know there's not, but come on, put in an effort. Then again I'm an actor so that all sounds perfectly reasonable/obvious to me, maybe I'm wrong.

>>716563474
>>when was the last time you had sex?
2 nights ago, gonna call her up again or a different slam piece tomorrow
>>how was it?
Eh it was okay, she desperately wants to date but I have 3 other girls I wanna fuck and plan on trying out a guy or two soon
>>if it's been a while, or you're a virgin, why?

>>716567782
The young ones are used to guys their age acting like animals, being broke and being clueless about most things. She might think a grown man is a breath of fresh air.

>>716567611
Society Service is pricey. They start at €700 for two hours. Louise is more expensive, because she's one of their VIP girls. She's apparently some big-time music producer or some shit, so she only sees select clients. I paid €1250 for 3 hours with her.

I've seen a few of their girls over the years and they were all fantastic. It's a pricey service, but I never felt ripped off. Was always 100% worth the money.

Bout an hour ago. It was damn good as always because she a pawg.

>about a week ago
>was horrible, had to get drunk to fuck landwhale
>not drunk enough
>couldn't finish
>shame, disgust, regret
>dick smells weird ever since
>drinking memories away daily

This happened a month or 2 ago.

>chilling at a family party
>ex texts me
>interesting.jpg
>chat for a bit, and she asks if I want to come over since her parents aren't home

You know that meme about a guy saying no when a girl asks them to come out and as soon as she says that her parents aren't home, they do the impossible to get there? That was me sorta.

>I get there
>We chat for a bit and drink
>shit goes down and clothes go off
>i eat her out
>having trouble getting hard
>dick sucking, grinding, etc doesn't work
>FUCK
>eventually we just stop because her parents are almost home
>leave

That was the night I almost had sex for the first time. I don't think it will ever happen again (hooking up with my ex), so I beat myself up from time to time over what it would have been like to get my dick wet lol. I actually don't care about continuing to be a "virgin" (as in oh no I remain a virgin!) but man am I sad that I missed out on the experience at least. I think it was a combination of drinking too much and good 'ol anxiety.

>>716566604
Big deck boi here, it fucking sucks. I've only been blown to completion once, it took 45 minutes because I had to constantly ignore the Fucking teeth.

>>716567941
I agree. The best escorts I've ever been with are the ones that make you feel special, and make you feel like they're really enjoying they're time with you. They probably aren't, though who knows, maybe sometimes they are, but it doesn't really matter.

Those are the girls who get my repeat business. The ones that actually make an effort to give you what you want and make sure you're having a great time. The ones who can make you feel like there's a genuine connection there. It's all an illusion, of course, but it really does enhance the whole experience.

>>716566008
ha, I found myself

>>716568231
Anxiety fucking blows man. My suggestion is go for a walk with her or something.later explain you had difficulty because you were nervous because you think shes "way too beautiful" turns an insult into high praise to the girl

>>716568231
But some tadalafil from a peptide company. You can hammer nails for hours with that shit.

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Last week exactly. Got a 10/10 bj, made her cum via oral with one finger inside her pussy and a little rub on her asshole. The I fucked her cowgirl and doggy until I came inside her creampie included. Nice session.

>pic related

>>716563474
About 3 days ago. It was okay.
She has a habit of finishing before I'm done and then just calling it quits.

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>>716563474
Here is my favourite pack http://pasted.co/a9f563f9

>>716564468
How's sex in the navy seaman?

>>716563474
Friday night. Live with my gf. Get sex whenever I want.

about 9 months ago, broke up with my girlfriend and haven't left my house for anything but work since.

>>716569274

There's a lot of semen on the boat.

So should I fuck this girl? She was my good friends ex and we've been seeing each other in secret and shit and also my best friends cousin. We don't see each other often and I actually do like this girl but I don't wanna fuck her if we can't treat it like a real relationship. Once I fuck her no turning back so I'm debating hard

>>716563474
~3 yearsish ago? It was with a girl the recognized me @ my old job from Junior High. We hung out like once then the next time fucked like animals for literally like 4 hours straight.

End the night saying I don't want to have sex anymore w/o a condom. Whips one out of her purse; really threw me off that she was letting me fuck her bareback, and the fact that I was fucking exhausted.

Hang out like only twice after that; awkward because I don't want to continue having sex if shes with someone, but she obviously does.

> I'm fucked up because a girl I dated a little before that ended up killing herself for opiate overdose.

Virgin been single for 8 years at a loss for how to meet a woman.

>>716564409
this is me too.

2 days later she calls me up wanting more.

When im hard inside her I know im not going to come, I just gently thrust in an out for like 15 mins. Then I can thrust as hard as I like, I just thrash her.

Then I actually just grab her and thrash the fuck out of her for a solid 5 mins or so.

>>716563474
>when?
1 week ago with gf

>how was it?
7/10, we had just exchanged Christmas gifts and then fucked

>its been awhile?
20 year old fag who lives with parents. going to university in a month so hopefully pussy weekly

almost 5 years
was fun
because i am a stay at home loser

>>716563474

>>when was the last time you had sex?
Thursday
>>how was it?
Fuckin good. My gf and i tribbed then she ate me out. Didnt even ask me to fuck her cause her pussy was dead from the last time we smashed

>when
been a couple months
>how was it?
pretty fuckin good
>been a while
bf and i haven't been able to see each other in person since

>>716570377
You know the rules.

>Yesterday > it was great my gf is good at giving bj plus I made her cum like 3 times she can ride my dick real good it's great having a gf I can fuck her when ever I want

>>716569345
and the last time you wanted sex was friday?

>>716569345
>be anon
>fucks gf on friday
>it be sunday
>babe u wanna fuck tonight? ive been waiting to give u the greatest present of all
>anon: nah im good
>logs on /b to brag abt how much pussy he can get

>>716563474
>last time, on Friday at about 7:40 PM
>With "girlfriend"... I was banging this babe for a while, she told me she wanted to do more than just bang, i went along with it, and poof, i have a girlfriend... whatever

The sex is good. Didn't let her take her pants all the way off so I kinda had leverage over he ankles and just pushed them back towards her face and plowed her.

Still waiting for her pills to kick in so I pulled out and shot most of it on her leg, she had to stay laying like that while i looked for a towel.

>>716563474

>5 hours ago, with my wife
>busted a nut and kept fucking til she was raw

>when was the last time you had sex?
2 and half years ago
>how was it?
Fantastic for me, but was pretty short. Couldn't get it up for seconds
>if it's been a while, or you're a virgin, why?
I am actually trying. It's weird that I was on a roll with a few girls since my senior year in high school and college but since I've graduated I've been having terrible luck getting laid

>>716563474
>4 years ago, July 15th, 2012
>Was shy at first, so was she. Had sore muscles for the next few days, awesome fucking, best I can remember.
>Been waay been too long of a while, friends ditched/backstabbed me, followed by depression. fuckin cunts. Better today, still think to myself "the hell was I depressed for again?"

2 weeks ago
She's left for the holidays so there goes my stable sex income...

>like a year ago
>drink with friends
>friend brings her sister with us
>fuck her
>morning was awkward

>>716563474
like 2 days ago, girlfreind got her period..
atleast blowjob week is a thing

>>716563474
>virgin
>dont care
>also want to achieve wizard status

>>716571640
>won't fuck bc some blood
faggot

>>716571919
burn yourself.

>7 years ago
>fucking sucked because her family was in the next room and we couldn't make any noise and she wound up getting too freaked out so we only went at it for like 4 minutes
>it's been awhile because my life is shit and no girl wants to fuck me because after talking to me for a couple of minutes they realize I'm a loser

>>716572002
What

>>716571964
>being this edgy

>>716572028
then cut losses and move on, still got your whole life ahead of you still. get some friends, hang out n shit.

Virgin
Could've gotten my dick wet with my last gf. She was a solid 8/10 and hornier than me. We talked about fucking all the time but we never got the chance since she turned into a psychopath. I tried to hold on until I got it in but I couldn't. Still got some decent blowjobs and nudes out the fucking wazoo so I'm not too bitter.

>>716563474
5 days ago
> dating 3 girls at once
> dropping one because she's not 100% into me
> other is head over heels
> other been dating for a long while

fucked the "long while" one.
asian pussy.
i usually make her cum 2 or 3 times... she sucked me a lot beforehand so i busted inside her quick
> she's on bc

>>716572733
she love you long time.

-at the very least 4 years.
probably rad af for the moment, followed by -ridiculous claims of not being trustworthy.
- gf at the time ruined any concept of dating let alone fucking without thought of bullshit aftermath.
-currently focused on career and getting back into dating world now.

tl;dr stay away from the fucking nut cases anon's

>>716573001
Agreed. Nutbag women will just depressingly drag your life to the ground.

>>716572953
we actually watched that film, after i told her about that part, she laugh... funny shit
> case in point, next time after she said "too beaucoup" a couple times

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>>716563474
>when was the last time you had sex?
never

>how was it?
nonexistent

>if it's been a while, or you're a virgin, why
-no confidence
-no dating experience
-fat / don't take care of myself / smell horrible
-often wear the same clothes for weeks
-unemployed
-mental illness / damaged goods
-don't share any interests with 99% of women
-extreme anxiety / have trouble talking to people

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about 2 weeks ago. with the girl i accidentally got pregnant. great stuff.

>>716573161
Full Metal Jacket? kek

i'd say she's a keeper

>>716573338
westernized asian girl, for reference

>>716574364
>dog finished her off when i was done
the fuck did I just read

>>716574496
We have a dog, he licks and fucks my gf and she really likes it.

>>716574578
how do you know that kid is yours then?

>>716574578
Your gf britany gotchewski.

>>716574846
kek
>>716574866
Who?

>wen
like one, two weeks ago
>hao gud
high, hot tub, w/ senior citizen. For a bit it was transcendent, but leaving i was sour w/ myself. could do again.

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>>716574846
lel. on top of child support payments for a kid he probably won't have

few years ago, haven't bothered to keep track
pretty terrible, dick doesn't work anymore
see previous answer

April
Spring Break
It was my first (and only) time. Being the porn addicted pervert that I am I guess I learned a thing or two? The girl seemed like she was enjoying it. Although she was just using me to get back at her bf but whatever.

Last weekend. Sex with my girl every weekend. It's always nice, but sometimes I want to have just sex with hotter girls.

Pros and cons of being in a relationship I guess.

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4 years ago with my cousin.
I was 16, she was 15.
She sells pot in Colorado now.

Couple weeks ago with my gf.
It was a shit experience, and we only fuck only once a month
keep having thoughts of wanting to bang other women, but never did considered that seriously.

Ups and downs of a relationship it would seem.

2 hours ago
Fantastic, she's tight as fuck
I fuck nearly everyday, that's the perk of having a wife

>when was the last time you had sex?
3 hours ago
>how was it?
Nice, Missus climbed on top and did most the work, tight as fuck, she cums feels like she might snap my dick from her clenches
>if it's been a while, or you're a virgin, why?
Went through a dry spell from 18 to 22 due to poor self esteem, 30 now, love my wife, she is a dirty girl who is always up for it

>>716567458
It takes me about an hour to cum with a condom on because of a fleshlight and edging. Been with my gf for some months now, we used to fuck behind work and I would cum super fast. But now that we just fuck at home and not in a dangerous place it takes a while. There have been times were Ive just stopped because I've ran out of stamina.

1 Year ago with a hooker

she was a lot better than my ex gf

>>716563474
>when was the last time you had sex?
2 months with my ex
>how was it?
shitty

>>716577197
Man I can never feel a damn thing with a condom on. Usually in my case, we'd have to stop because she would get too sore as I can't cum cause i can't feel anything. I know I can without one, and when I bang her without.. sweet jesus that feels ecstatic.

>>716577559
My ejac is so delayed I usually just use no glove and when I get close I put a condom on and finish inside. There have been times were we've both gotten so sore. I've had to take her to the hospital and urgent care a few times cause I've shredded that urethra.

>>716564662
So you're 70?

>>716563474
>you're a virgin, why?
Dunno, I always had problems with expressing my feelings towards others, gravely afraid of rejection and I fap a lot.

>when was the last time you had sex?
Never
>how was it?
Don't know
>if it's been a while, or you're a virgin, why?
I have confidence issues and I'm in the process of losing some weight. I'm down to 180 now at 5'7 at least. Mostly because my past relationships have been pretty awful so I'm a bit scared to put myself out there but I feel like I'm missing out. Should I hire an escort and get it over with?

>>716564662
>Haven't been a virgin in 30 years

Are you suggesting you became a virgin again at some point?

>>716563474
been almost a full year now. sex was awesome as fuck cuz she let me live out a bunch of fetishes.

havnt been laid since cuz i havnt met any new girls that i could potentially fuck. part of it is psychological cuz im 30+ now and feel down on myself for not being successful. another part is cuz my hairline is receding in front so its getting harder to pick up girls. and finally its cuz all the cute girls i meet are already in relationships

if i wanted to i could get laid right now. i have several girls i know want to fuck. problem is im not attracted to any of them (theyre all fat and gross). getting laid isnt important enough to me to sacrifice my dignity and fuck a pig when ive been with plenty of women that are solid 7/8s.

this dryspell sucks ass though. wish i could just meet 1 normal chick (im perfectly fine with super average looking) thats dtf

>>716566460
i found as soon as i hit my 30s the dating pool dried the fuck up. but i definitely understand your mentality, and i think its part of the reason i dont get laid as much. i dont care enough to deal with retards and psychopaths just to get laid. these days id rather have someone thats good company to fuck. dont wanna waste my time on basic bitches with nothing to talk about

I think i am on a wrong thread, had a blowjob and couchfuck 20 minutes ago

>>716563474
About one and a half years ago, shitty a/f, with the ex girlfriend of a former friend of mine.
I think that neither of us enjoyed it.
Don't know why though, chicks I date lose interest in me super fast, chicks I know all have a boyfriend and zero intention of replacing him. Women suck.

>>716581793
mine lose interest after 3 months generally. only meet girls with perma boyfriends. so i feel your pain

although looking back, all my exs have been complete trainwrecks. i as a person have grown and dont date girls like that anymore, but havnt been able to date anyone since i matured and stopped letting psychos in. all the normal girls are taken

Went to a strip club a couple of months ago.Fully nude no alcohol so me and budy got 24 pack in car and we gave the bouncer 10 bucks to let us come in and out of club.Sit down enjoy show throw cash and go drink outside then go back inside, shit was awesome then I saw her.Her name was Victoria she sat on my lap started sweet talking her she started sweet talking me she was fine 10/10 big tits big ass.Talking for a good 30 min.She starts stroking my cock through my jeans oh man I want to fuck. Ask her how much for privates 2 for 1 20 bucks 2 dances.Get her to the booth she gets naked I'm drunk by this point from going out to the car and drinking and coming back inside.Get super hard from seeing her pierced nips,she gets up on the seat of the booth and puts her pussy to my face. Ate that pussy out like a mad man she gets down I'm thinking the dance was over nope she pulls out my cock and starts sucking it omg best head I've ever had.Gets up off her knees sits on my cock oh fuck she starts riding my cock fuck best sex ever.I couldn't hold it in anymore tell her I'm about to cum gets on her knees cum blast the shit out of her mouth.Walk out the booths sweaty holding hands with her get her number.Get home take a shower find her fake eyelashe on my cock lol.Dated her for a couple of months after.