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Waifu claiming thread. Previous: eat a dick Copy/paste rules:

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: eat a dick

Copy/paste rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Avoid RP/ERP
>Discuss bullshit
>Insults must be original
>The rules don’t matter
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell

Sameji claim’d
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>>716560947
Its why I try to use it as a general term.
>>716560947
Genesis - https://youtu.be/sNJVFloPIVA
King Crimson - https://youtu.be/gf6hoVF1j5I
>>716561205
Rory butt is also good butt.
>>716561243
Ill give you that.
>>716561290
Thats a good idea. Get a job in IT or get into retail in Jan / Feb.
I prefer the Evo over the WRX and GTRs. Just sayin'. Evo 15 is love.
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I don't like Rush
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>>716561313
thank you sir for giving her this chance.
>>716561490
and now you can fill my waifu full of your cum~
>>716561667
i have a teeny weenie
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still here


and


>>716561958
I dont think yuno would take more than 1
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>teleports behind u
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night
カラミチーマス
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Saratoga
>>716561680
Post em :^)
>Merkel is a nightmare
Yeah she's going insane right now.
>Someone actually got arrested for calling her insane
>She might win re-election even after what's been happening
That country will collapse in the next 5 years just you watch it'll fall like Sweden. At least in Canada Trudeau may be an idiot but he's a harmless idiot.
>Like Trump but left wing
But it is lewd the way I see it~
>>716561629
I don't really have a favorite band but they are definitely up there
>>716561847
It's okay but not as good as elf slut :^)
>>716561945
Heresy
>>716562095
WOAH HES FAST
N-NANI
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>>716561847
Thanks, gonna give them a listen.

>>716561205 (Sara)
Germany is cucked right now. Hell, a lot of Europe. Better late than never for those countries to wise up and not be afraid to do what will preserve order there. I'm sure a lot of Eastern Euro countries like Hungary and Poland are having a big "I told you so" moment.

>doubt
Maybe a bit, but it's all good either way.

>>716561243 (Yuuki)
Toronto is worth visiting if you haven't done so already. One hell of a city however you slice it.

>>716561290 (Koume)
>working while almost dead
What the hell's been going on at your job?
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>>716562059
but she needs something that counts as one.
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>>716561958
Ill make sure to time it right so she can bare my children as well.
>>716562251
Stop being so beautiful right now.
>>716562174
Is the boipuccui tight?
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>>716562245
They're up there with The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Rage Against the Machine, and Wolfmother for me

>>716562251
I wanna visit Canada, maybe Toronto and Ottawa, not sure though.
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NTR is the thinking man's fetish.
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>>716562245
REEEEEEEE I CAN'T
>it's only a bathing suit though
>have some legs instead

>Someone actually got arrested for calling her insane
>She might win re-election even after what's been happening
Why the fuck are millenials so stupid. I'm glad I don't share the mindset of so many of the fucking idiots who were born around the same time as me
Collapse might be the best thing for it. Though that might just send the rapugees off to their next country to ruin. Or they'll try to make Sharia the general law for the country
>They almost did it in Belgium I think a few years ago

>But it is lewd the way I see it~
B-BAKA
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>>716562251
Germany is more than cucked. It's fucked. Coup d'etat is the only way to fix that mess there or else it'll die as a country. A friend in the German Navy is telling me that they're working on getting permission to operate in country so it might just happen.
>>716562493
Good taste
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>>716562333
so not you at all?
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>>716561847
That's the plan.
The lancer Evo 8 and 9 have always been a guilty pleasure of mine. Sadly, they're expensive as fuck because it's impossible to find one without any kind of modifications done to it. You can't get one for under $25,000 USD. Trust me, I've been looking for a few months now.
>>716562174
Hey Felix
>>716562251
Last minute Christmas eve shoppers. And an absolute shitload of them.
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>>716562245
>unsheathes kantana
nuffin personnel kid
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>>716562574
You and I still need to meet
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I got placed into bronze V :^)
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>cuckoldry in my thread
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>>716562388
yes! make us a happy family~
>>716562574
its the one thing i would never be able to do, i need someone with a big cock to take care of her in bed.
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>>716562770
Nothing wrong from my end of the equation
>>716562821
As long as you take care of his financial needs
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>>716562527
Yes you can
>Bathing suit
Even better
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Not all millennials are stupid, I'm a good example, but the vocal ones sure fucking are.
Belgium has recovered though and so has Britain(to millennials dismay).

>>716562612
NOT SO FAST FUCKER
>
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>>716562919
>disappears
>its a hologram
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>>716562770
This is our thread now, whiteboi
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>>716563036
WE
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>>716562686
yes id just not want it to disturb my family's daily life is all
>>716562731
did you try?
>>716562821
i dont think she would care about that too much
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>>716561851
What did you mean by *wink wink nudge nudge*?
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>>716562887
i will. have no worry about that. just do your part~
>>716563130
you dont know what its like. she needs this.
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>>716562919
But I can't! It's too much for me to post in thread
>that's a nice pic
>dat belly
>show legs
Her boobs don't look oversized in this. Perhaps it's the way people are drawing it with the coat on?
Are you a millenial? Though I find the term to be rather loose. Depending where you go, the term changes what group of people it refers to
>recovered
Britain hasn't really recovered, they've just shown that they're a little fed up. Nothing much has changed as far as their politics go that I could see
>>716563074
WUZ
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>>716562332
Cute
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>>716563130
Well obviously
>>716563196
I honeatly thought that was obvious
>she would taste sweet between her legs
>>716563234
Pounding all 3 holes full of cum? No problem.
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>>716562388
Impossible. How's the drinking tonight?

>>716562493
Definitely worth a trip up there, haven't made it out west though. I usually go up to the Toronto area when we go to see the in-laws.

>>716562567
Wew, that means the Nordics are next. France may have a shot at fixing things if they get some leadership that'll clean house. A lot of damage is already done though.

>>716562577
Christmas rush always sucked. I hated that part of working retail. I know working places like Fedex/UPS/Amazon was also an absolute terror around this time of year too.

>>716562919
Yep, there's smart ones among us. Though I'm right on the boundary line between Millenial and the previous generation depending on what year the demographers want to start placing them.
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>>716563303
KANGZ
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>>716563348
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>>716563418
'N SHIT
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>>716563398
Excuse me, who won SNF?
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It was me all along
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>>716563348
yes give her the joy a girl like her deserves~
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>>716563488
Not the
>broncos
>>716563398
Moderately heavy. Enough to feel good but not enough to black out
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>>716563630
NANI!?
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>>716563693
What if i tie both of you up?
-tali
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>>716563234
i guess not
>>716563348
and i dont know when that would be
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>>716563303
>mfw Alice is about to slut his waifu out

https://a.pomf.cat/xtdkij.png
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>>716563475
FAM
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>>716563755
My guess would be after new years
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>>716563694
But I asked Houki, now I don't have anything to talk about with him, thanks.
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>>716563630
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>>716563303
Then use the pomf site
>Damn right she looks good. She's got butt too
Yes I'm a millennial. Born in the late 90s. The group that are called millennials officially start in the 80s
But that fed up nature of the country is the first step to fixing the issue.
>>716563031
WHAT
>>716563398
Well Denmark and Norway are fine. It's just the Swedes. France is slowly getting fed up. Germany is too late to recover without a full scale revolution. Poland and the Slavs are all probably laughing in their unguarded Christmas markets

It's 80s where they say millennials start just FYI
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>>716563823
>#rekt
I guess
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>>716561755
fuck off retarded pieces of shit you can make this thread on /a/ we get it you want to see the same picture of Chinese cartoons everyday but its no good for anyone
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>>716563804
well yeah but i dont know when i will have a legitimate free day with no one around
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>>716563924
You ruined everything.
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>>716564062
Well duh thats why we make plans far out so you dont already have plans fpr that day.
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>>716564130
B-but i love you
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>>716564169
Really?
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>>716564136
its not that i have plans its that i dont know when people will be gone
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>>716563749
anything just let her feel pleasure like never before~
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>>716564204
Yes
>>716564219
I mean i can get you and take you somewhere too.
>>716564228
She'll be so drunk with orgasm she wont even be able to speak besides ask for more
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>>716563790
>implying I would ever
>>716563910
Can't do that! That would still be posting it
>Booty pop
>Looks like she has some nice legs too :^)
Yeah, that's what I read too. But another places says that the "Generation Z" or the "Millenials" starts in '95 or '96. It's all very confusing for no good reason
I think if you looked at the population who voted for "Leave the EU", it was mostly people who are part of the time before the UK was part of the EU. So they just want thing back to how they were before.
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heading to bed, g'night fags
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>>716564305
You're just after my cookies, well, you can't have any.
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>>716564401
Sweet dreams~
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Just had my first Footjob, AMA
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>>716564305
no then id have to explain where im going. i dont live by myself
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>>716563910
>throws lighting knives from top of a hot topic
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>>716564512
Does your lewd part stink like feet now?
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>>716564428
But i dont want your cookies
>unless their between your legs
>>716564537
The only thing you'd have to explain is your going out with a friend
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>>716563488
Curbstomp by the Chefs. Game was never close.

If you wanna just talk about whatever though, feel free.

>>716563694
Sounds like you're in a good spot then. I'll probably save my remaining spirits in the house for New Year's.

>>716563910
Born in early-mid 80s here, but even a 5 year difference makes a huge difference in the mindset of Millenials, let alone when there's an even larger age difference among us.

Problem with the Swedes being a mess is that a toxic chemical spill has to go somewhere. It's impossible to keep things contained with borders like that. Maybe they'll have to re-examine the Schengen Agreement if it's ugly enough.
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>>716564622
Fprgot pic
>>716564629
I just had another dink so typing is now a little difficult
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>>716564305
Do it!!! give her everything she deserves!
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>>716564401
goodnight
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>>716564622
Okay I'm leaving, you're too lewd.
>>716564629
No, it's fine, I have to collect my money from the win. The rain almost ruined everything, but I'm glad the Broncos lost.
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>>716564622
i dont have many of those. where would even go i live in the middle of nowhere
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>>716564721
Just be prepared for when she becomes physically dependant on my semen. You'll have to help her cope
>>716564851
Pls dont go... pls dont leave me lonely
>>716564888
>A seedy motel
Jk we can go see a movie or something tho
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IM GAY IM GAY IM GAY
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I will blow my hand off on silvester
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>>716563790
Kek Ama
>>716564386
Come onnnnn it's Christmas
>Legs
>
Yeah but the 80s make sense because ethen you realistically grew up in both of millenniums. When were you born? Don't have to give exact date just general. I'm late 90s unfortunately.
>Back to the way it was
And the way it should be :^)
>>716564629
Yeah every 5 years they keep getting worse somehow

Hopefully the other Nords realize Sweden is eating glue and tell them to keep it to themselves
>>716564512
Hot?
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>>716564989
actually have a lot of seedy motels because well resort town but i think a movie would work. problem is there is only 2 movies playing here at any time
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>>716565123
I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION
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>>716564547
Nothing personal kid.
*Teleports behind you*
A sadist does what he does.
*Unsheathes Yamato *
Need more power.
*Performs Judgement Cut*
I just dry cleaned this suit.
*sigh*
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>>716565213
Edward Firehands
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>>716564386
>>716565161
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>>716564989
i will. as long as you can make her feel amazing <3
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>>716565161
I think the term "millennial" refers to the fact that they grew up in the turn of the century. I would technically quality in that since I was born in '94, but I like to distance myself from the cancer is I can
>the way it should be
I don't know enough about the UK and it's history to make an assessment on that topic, history isn't really my thing
>I look up the odd thing though
>>716565292
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>>716565190
We can make it work
>>716565123
But can i put it in your butt?
>>716565435
Thats not hard at all anon. I already have 2 women in my harem.
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>>716563130
Nope
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>>716565496
Tali and your wife?
Tali doesn't count.
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>>716565597
My wife and i have a gf that we have threesomes with
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>>716565496
Having group sex =/= harem
Multiple girls in love with you = harem
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>>716565496
alright just as long as its not something horrible i guess.
>>716565509
well good job
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>>716565496
good. i have a great feeling about you~
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>>716565697
The other grill is also now in love with me tho
>>716565742
Nah id make sure we have fun
>>716565771
Your waifu has a great feeling with me ;)
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>>716564700
It's alright if you don't try to rush it. What's the alcohol of choice tonight?

>>716564851
Hah, nice. I knew it was an easy win for KC. How much did you win?

>>716565161
It's cyclical like many things. No telling what we'll be saying when the next generation is coming up and out into the real world.
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>>716565692
[ ] Doubt
[x] Complete Doubt
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>>716565292
>Filename
Maybe I'll sleep
>>716564547
NOT THIS TIME
>
>>716565439
I was '98. Luckily I had good parenting and I actually educated myself about both sides of an argument before making decisions that's how I ended up the way I am.
>PLEASE MAN I'M BEGGING YOU
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>>716565807
i dont do drugs
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>>716565822
Jagermeister
>>716565914
Doubt all you want but it's true
>>716565974
Thats ok
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>>716565822
I can only hope for the best. My brother is turning out well too. Made sure of that
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>>716565807
Maybe she only does it because she loved your wife????
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>>716566068
It may have started that way but she's totally into me now
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>>716566013
[x] Proof needed
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>>716566013
ok good
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>>716565807
oh my~ make her happy big boy!
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>>716566180
Will a blurry pic work?
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>>716565924
I pretty much had the same. Plus I want given anything I wanted and actually had to work for things.
>'98
You were underage b& when you started, weren't you
REEEEE

I'm gonna go to sleep on second thought. Pretty tired
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>>716566180
He posted her once, it was a negro female so it's the first time she called anybody daddy.
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>>716566239
Maaaaaaybe you don't know what month.
Maybe you'll never know

>POST THE IMAGE BEFORE LEAVING REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>716566414
>no
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>>716566230
I rather drive her insane
>>716566211
I only smoke weed rarely
>>716566390
Top kek she actually has adopted jewish parents
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>>716566390
Oh so he has 1 and 3/5 people in his harem?
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>>716566013
Nice, why the hell not?


>>716566062
Raising them right is getting tougher and tougher, but people like you with a good head on their shoulders is always encouraging. Travel will do you some serious wonders when you start to see and experience a lot of new places first hand.

>>716566239
'Night Alice.
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>>716566414
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>716564989
But you're lewd...

>>716565822
$47, I'm rich~
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>>716566491
>Jewish parents
Confirmed that tali is getting cucked by a niggerkike
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>>716566491
just saying when people say ill make sure we have fun thats what i interpret it as
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GET for Haruhi!
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>>716566465
AHHHHHHHHH
At least via PMs
>>716566539
I'm glad your child is going to have a good father and mother. Travel does do wonders when you experience things for yourself this generation is super entitled
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>>716566491
Nothing personal kid.
*Teleports behind you*
A sadist does what he does.
*Unsheathes Yamato *
Need more power.
*Performs Judgement Cut*
I just dry cleaned this suit.
*sigh*
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>>716566564
I'll tone it down directly at you. Do you wish to talk about sportsball?
>>716566539
Why not what?
>>716566665
Ah yeah dont do that.... if you need drugs to make sure things are fun then you arent fun.
>that off by 1 tho
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>>716566805
I don't know what to talk about.
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>>716566874
What are your interests?
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>>716566805
yeah and i guess as long as there is no scene at the theater everything will be cool
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>>716566491
she already is and she needs you to tame her with your big cock
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>>716566940
Haruhi claimer.
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>>716566994
So you wish to dicuss haruhi claimer?
I dont really know much about them.
>>716566958
Ill fuck her sane and break her tame
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>>716566239
goodnight
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>>716567086
me neither...
what do you want to talk about?
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>>716566665
>almost got double satan trips
So close.

>>716566564
What will you spend your jackpot on now?

>>716566753
Yep, coddling just enables that entire sheltered mentality. I had to grow up a lot faster than I wanted, but in hindsight it's gonna come in quite handy down the road.

Some old man advice for you: make friends with people who are better than you to keep your ego in place, but to learn from their successes too. It's also good to know people older and younger than you- keeps you grounded and also gives you a ton of perspective.

The best way to keep yourself from getting too complacent or entitled is to get out of your comfort zone and embrace the suck. Too much energy spent on complaining and talking about what ought to be instead of looking at what is and doing something about it.
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>>716567224
How was your christmas? Get any nice gifts?
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>>716566666
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>>716567086
how can we ever repay you?
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>>716567286
Absinthe and egg nog, no I'm kidding.

>>716567288
It was okay and Haruhi's smile
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>>716567588
With willingness amd servatude of her body of course. Also the use of her womb for my strong sons and fertile daughters to grow

>>716567610
Any christmas dinner?
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>>716567820
Yes, it was pretty big and I'm not looking forward to washing the dishes.
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>>716567952
Yeah i couldn't imagine if we didnt have a dishwasher.
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>>716567991
Oh I have a dish washer but it's faster to do it by hand.
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>>716568094
Seems to take me the same an hour by hand on a full load
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>>716567820
as long as it makes her happy you can do whatever you wish
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>>716568179
Well tbh im probably going to bed soon
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Bedtime I suppose.

Goodnight everyone.
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>>716568269
aw dang. i might come here again.
you two can have fun later <3
>>
>>716568504
Ill be back in about 9 hours
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Alex is best baguette.
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>>716568167
An hour sounds about right. I made pig roast with mash potatoes drenched in gravy and yellow rice with beans, and for desert I baked cornbread (Louisiana style, ofc) and two apple pies. I had to buy egg nog because I have no idea how to make that and some absinthe.

>>716568309
Bye bye, Misaki~
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>>716562245
She is a sloot

Late reply because food came
>>
>>716568789
Raw eggs milk and cinnomon and vanilla=home made egnog
Also id rather spend 5 minutes loading the dishwasher than using the full hour.
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>>716568948
Did your drink it from a straw?
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>>716569044
every time i see an ohayou i get so happy that i want to jump on a pile of kittens!
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>>716568948
Your food cums?
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>>716568972
I'll practice how to make it later lol

For some reason the dishes takes me an hour to complete no matter how big the pile is.
>>
>>716568948
Which is why her butt is better and would fugg

>Saratoga
Leaving thread for now
>>
>>716569169
But it doesnt take an hour to put them in the dishwasher and walk away.
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How do you virgins take yourselves seriously?
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>>716569223
It's a very small dishwasher
>>
>>716569295
i don't please mock me more.
>>
>>716569295
>we dont
How have you not figured this out yet?
>>
>>716569354
So it cant hold all the dishes?
>>
>>716569295
What do you mean?

>>716569439
It can't even hold pots...
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>>716569155
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Why does it take Houki so long to reply?
>>
>>716569501
Now that is sad. But id still load everything else in there.
>>
>>716569645
Yeah apartment life sucks, you can't have anything fancy. My family only comes here because I know how to cook.
>>
>>716569639
STOP YOUR GONNA MAKE ME HAVE A HEART ATTACK!
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Hello everyone.
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>>716569698
Iktf m8. I lived in a 500 square foot studio.
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>>716569773
Hi~

>>716569823
Lol, oh I wonder how big is mine.
I think I'm going to go now, see ya~
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>>716569912
Gnight i love you
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>>716569760
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>>716570139
I'M DYING HELP!
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>>716570257
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>>716570340
YOU MURDERER!
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>>716569773
hanako i just got out of the shower
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>>716570562
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You claim a drawing as your wife that will never love you back
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>>716571059
You love your computer and you can't live without it, but it doesn't love or need you in return. So what?
>>
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>>716569060
No, I can chew alright.
>>716569163
Im in hospital.
>>716571015
>you bulli
>
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>>716570914
Hi Tomoko. How was your Christmas?
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>>716571059
Socialist propaganda.
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>>716571507
the morning was fine just one bad thing but i dont have to worry about it for a while. the morning was spent on a new PS4 till about 4 then i went to a dinner party at my cousins that was horrible. But now im talking you so im happy. how was yours?
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>>716571015
>>716571303
>*is ded*
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>>716571694
nice ass tomoko
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>>716571852
i know not where that came from. stupid image swaps
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>>716571694
lmao
>>
>>716571693
>>716571694
>>716571695
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>>716571694
It was alright, i woke up at around 2, played some RE 6, watched some youtube, ate dinner, then messed around online and now i'm here with you.
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>>716572255
it sounds like your day was relaxed. ive been up since like 6 this morning. Well now that you are here with me what would you like to do?
>>
Who /stillhere/?
>>
>>716567286
>66665
>double satan trips
>66665
>double trips
>666-65
>implying quints are double trips
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>>716572516
Nu uh
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>>716572437
What animu is that again?
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>>716572626
watamote
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>>716572437
Talk of course~.
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>>716572766
>>716572766
>>716572766
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>>716572741
thank you kind anon
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