Waifu claiming thread.
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Copy/paste rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Avoid RP/ERP
>Discussion bullshit
>Insults must be original
>The rules don’t matter
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
Sameji claim’d
If trips get everyone must post lewds
>>716549744
Reroll
>>716549604
You're obscene
>>716548392 (Scarf)
No worries, but at least you're doing alright now. Mine was pretty standard, the usual food/family/gifts. Back to work on Tuesday, then another 3 day weekend coming up with the New Year. Working for the government is usually nice around this time of year with all of the holidays.
>>716549187 (Sara)
She was. Way too much tsun, not enough dere.
>>716549448
Wew. That'll be the day Tuka is no longer shit.
Claimu
カラミチーマス
>>716549604
Kaga could do with some smaller breasts, Mutsu I didn't like at all. She's cute but her tits kind of ruin it a bit
>Saratoga
Literally who? :^)
>>716549810
NO U
>>716549907
Houki is a good balance of the two
>Still can't tell what she's thinking behind that smile sometimes
>Gun laws in TX/AZ/NV
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>716550164
But they're not overly big
>Not liking Mutsu best Nagato
Guess I won't watch your anime
>Literally who
Ever...
claiming everyone's favorite bi-polar gf
>>716550543
She's bi-polar?
>>716550436
They're not, but they're not that god tier DFC
>Not liking Mutsu
Well, when I say I didn't like her, I meant on my scale of preferences. Her character in the anime was pretty good
>Guess I won't watch your anime
Pffff, the only people who's watched it are the ones I've watched it with. And read the manga instead, it's better
>Ever...
Wat :^)
>>716549907
It must be pretty nice all year long honestly.
>>716549907
That day will never come. Tuka forever and always a shit.
>>716550436
You try to bulli
But you just dont get it
Sa~ber~toh~sa~ga
>>716550683
I guess you'd be a fan of Lelei until they meet Hardy then.
>judge judy is on the hospital tv
Yassssss
>>716550771
I don't know who Lelei or Hardy are
Trip 9s get
>>716550969
Heres how you do it
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>>716550985
are you even trying
>>716551084
Barely
>>716550683
But some characters don't look good at all when flat chest. There has to be that middle ground and it has to fit their body type
>Alice would be good with large breasts flat is perfect for her. Sara looks bad flat trust me I've seen it.
Her character and personality are top tier almost waifu level but not quite there
>I failed to bully
F-Fine I guess I'll watch it
But no reading
>>716550771
Poor-fag
claimed
who's lurking?
>>716550885
Lelei is a 15 year old mage who gets into the group with Itami. Smart as hell, awesome mage, DFC, platinum hair in the manga. Hardly sexualised, and is like the little sister you want to protect. Hardy is the god of the underworld and keeps trying to steal Rory. Hardy posesses Lelei and eats like a fat cunt, then moves the fat to help develop her body because its a thank you. As well as leaving behind a sizeable lock of Hardy's hair to use as a magical focus.
>>716551265
Who's poor-fag?
>>716550436
Yeah, she started off like most other tsundere, but hit a nice balance- that's pretty much what won me over along with the cooking.
>Gun laws
What are those? The things that allow open carry in these parts?
>>716550543
Hey Misaki.
>>716550771
Who else would you consider Tuka-tier?
>>716551265
No matter how true that is, I do believe that Saratoga could do with some slightly smaller breasts. There's a point where it just gets to be too large
>Alice would be good with large breasts flat is perfect for her
Did you mean to add a "but" in there
I love everything about Alice tbh, granted, some could see her as not being quite to waifu level, but it's the shortcomings as well as the strong points that make me love her
>But no reading
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HOW IT ENDS THOUGH. IT'S SUCH A LOVELY ENDING
>>716551474
Oh. Lelei from GATE. I watched I think most of season 1. I don't remember a blob character though so I assume it's at the end of 1/in season 2?
Claim
>>716551704
I'm sorry autocorrect happened
>Alice WOULDNT be good with large breasts, but flat is perfect for her
And no Sara isn't as big as some art makes her out to be. I think she's fine where she is a little smaller wouldn't hurt but any larger might be an issue. Her personality
>BUT YOULL MISS OUT ON THE ENDING
Too bad you bullied me to hard thus your story will be a sad one for me :^(
>I might watch it with ya if you want to stream it with me
>My absolute limit is Iowa tier and that's only barely the line most of her art pushes it over
>>716551660
You have to have a law that allows open carry? Fucking commies
>Along with the cooking
Always a plus~
>>716551474
I'll get evidence some day
Asuna claimed
Hello everyone, merry Christmas
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>716551660
Satsuki admitted that they were.
No one else is that much a shit.
Not even Kurumi.
>>716551704
Lelei was never a blob. Through most of Season 1 she was learning Japanese and became the groups translator and the official translator for the JSDF. Also used a local law to great effect that comes into play in S2. Does far more in S2 as she applies gun tech and knowledge of internal combustion to her own magic. Ends up nearly killing the fire dragon solo. Leaves enough for the shit to steal the last hit.
https://youtu.be/ldYqfmFKvM4
>>716552432
You do that small thing
>>716552447
Heretic
>>716550598
Probably.
>>716550683
Alice
>>716550771
Teen complex reeeee
>>716551660
Hey
>>716551454
Yuuki
>>716552457
i was a good boy this year. can i have my lewds now santa?
>>716552551
Who's he heresy from?
>>716552584
Yo, how's it going?
>>716552447
Hello!
>>716552584
What makes you think that?
>>716552725
No one, yet, but he was talking about switching a few days ago.
>>716552432
Agreed. But that's also because she's very petite. I'm not really too sure what she would be categorised as
>not as big as some art makes her out to be
It looks pretty big in all of the art I see. But she is an adult, so you could definitely say that it isn't out of place on her. I don't actually know anything about her personality, since I haven't been bothered to look into any of the botes
>Too bad you bullied me to hard thus your story will be a sad one for me :^(
Well, it gets a bit sad towards the end, but the very end is absolutely lovely
I could watch it again. Gives me opportunity to get more screenshots :^)
>Iowa tier
YECH
>>716552584
Misaki
>>716551454
Hey Yuuki. Get anything good?
>>716552432
Definitely a plus. Her personal IS sealed the deal though, since I liked the color scheme and Gundam homage.
>Open Carry
It passed with flying colors- It's Texas after all. I don't care much for guns outside of sport/hunting uses personally.
>>716552457
Enjoying your time off Juvia?
>>716552496
Is that why the Satsuki claimer quit coming around?
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>>716553191
THE TIME HAS COME TO CLEANSE!
>>716553191
Yeah! I got a visa gift card, my favorite Rush album on vinyl, some mute pads for drums. You?
Got drunk with my mom today, what did you virgins do?
>>716553500
Not much you?
>>716553604
Drove like 2 hours away to see my mom and family
>>716552584
But I dont have a teen complex. Im perfectly happy with age and know that a true waifu would have to be someone your age or older.
>>716553191
No, I didnt bulli that hard.
>>716553500
Sat in a hospital bed because my mouth is full of plastic.
>>716553489
>yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukiiiiiiiiiiii
Merry christmas
>>716553500
Getring drunk right now with my wife's family
>>716553749
Nice man. I woke up and went to my brother house to go see him then went snowmobiling with some buddies of mine.
>>716553834
Merry Christmas Tali! Good day?
>>716552980
Smol is what she is~
She is mature also larger breast look better on taller women too so it looks better on her.
Listen to her voce lines they're adorable
>YECH
Yeah I know it's over the limit for me
>Her voice is worse
Yeah let's watch it sometime maybe Tuesday
>>716553191
She was a good pick for sure
>Has Laura told you my list yet
Yeah but Arizona had it from the begining
Basically no gun laws here.
>And low crime rate but that's totally unrelated :^)
>>716553373
I did nothing wrong though.
>>716553500
Sounds fun, i didn't do much, just what me and the family do every year, a normie Christmas as you would put it i suppose.
Got some very nice gifts though.
>>716553500
Crying over how much of a hero your evil twin was
>>716554011
can someone post a side by side image? i need it.
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>>716554008
DAM IT I MISSED SOME!
>>716553373
You cant cleanse what cant die :^)
>>716553967
I like my girls smol though, so it's a perfect fit
>probably because smol usually have that DFC
>I love me that DFC
Perhaps I will :^)
>Taller women
Like I said above, but I get what you mean about larger breasts being more fitting for matured women
>Her voice is worse
Is that possible? Good thing I play with sound off, if I ever get her I'll never have to hear it
>maybe Tuesday
I'm going to be visiting family for the next 2 days :|
Any day after that up until the 4th is open though I think. I want to go snowboarding with some friends at some point but I'm not sure if that will happen
>smol
>>716554305
You can't hurt me!
>>716554305
>Dammit I failed
>>716553911
Very good day tbh. I dont wanna go back to reality....
Merry fucking Christmas!
>>716553489
Nice, which album was it? Rush is always good listening. I got a couple of gift cards, and a bit of cash. Cash is going straight into the investment coffers.
>>716553777
>Dem trips
You probably made them reflect on their mistake.
>>716553967
Naw, not yet. I only knew that there were some guesses, but that was it.
Arizona is a pretty nice state, heat be damned. The elevation definitely helps. We got our share of crime here in Dallas, but it's nothing like it was in the 90s. On the other hand, the pension system woes for police has already started the exodus of officers.
>>716554590
i'll fuck you merry
>>716554513
Forgot pic
I want to watch an anon go balls deep in my waifu!
>>716554513
Same, on the plus side I don't have school until the 9th of January, so I'm on break for a bit
>>716554629
Hemispheres! I think I'm gonna spend my money on one of those turntables with the built in speakers.
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>>716554511
I sure can
>>716554781
I'm okay with that.
Totally okay with that.
>>716554990
Cuck
>>716555024
>.gif file
>static image
Oh come on.
>>716554990
Granted
>>716555001
That's always good i go back tuesday.
>>716555024
Even if it was possible you're too feeble to pull it off!
>>716552796
Hey
>>716552911
Dated one like her.
>>716554441
Nothing wrong with DFC. I find then more cute than waifu material. I would cuddle with Zuihou.
Yep breast size is proportional to her height and maturity so it's perfect for Sara.
>Yes it's worse "ZIS IS NAWHT A DRAWL" is her alert line :/
Alright Wednesday should be fine unless stupid shit comes up or I sleep in
>>716554629
Why not give it a shot
It's comfy but I'll be moving east sometime to North Carolina got some friends back there and i prefer the colder weather tbh. Might stop in Texas on the way
I think out gun laws are too lax but the crime rate is so low I can tell complain
>>716555336
GOOD DAY SIR!
>>716552653
Maybe, we will see
>>716553191
Of course, the best part is that it's only just began
>>716553373
What have i done to deserve cleansing
>>716555024
Many have tried.
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>>716555583
thank you, im happy to another man can please her.
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>>716555421
MORE HAVE APPEARED!
>>716555459
BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT WITH MEIN FUHER!
>>716555553
You tried
>>716554629
No, they seemed pretty set on Satsuki
Whats with all the cucks nowadays?
>>716555247
might wanna get on all 4's, i don't do eye contact
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here
>>716555421
Zuihou is kind of cute, but I really love long, long hair. Alice has like, the perfect length for me
>too bad it's a shit load of work in reality and no one has hair of that length
>>>/noose/
How old is Saratoga supposed to be in that universe? Looks to be like mid/late 20's
>ZIS IS NAWHT A DRAWL
Please lord, end my life
>Wednesday should be fine
I'm 99% sure I'll be home then, but I'll let you know if something else comes up
Also
>sleep
I think I'll do without that tonight
>>716555457
I bet you're having a blast.
Bacon girl
>>716555421
JESUS CHRIST, WHAT IS IOWA'S VOICE ACTOR
I listened to Saratoga too. Rather enchanting
>>716555642
So can i fuck yuno while she berates you with your cock in chastity?
>>716555940
You get a pass for today because you entertain me.
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>>716555759
MORE TO BE SHOT!
>>716555882
Hello tomoko.
>>716555891
>no one has that length of hair
I know 5 people with that hair length, 2 of them redheads. I dont see three of them regularly though, possibly the hottest three, and the redhead may or may not have cut it.
>>716556094
Hello beautiful
>>716555722
Oh, not you again.
>>716555766
Oh... That's kinda lame...
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>>716555879
thank you. you made this her best christmas yet.
>>716556165
oh yes please. i deserve it and she deserves your cock.
yes
>>716556414
True that. I mean she is a fine cum dump
Anyone got good hentai for Tatsumaki?
>>716555001
>1 off
Moving Pictures narrowly over 2112 for me. Hemispheres is a good choice too.
>>716555421
Nothing wrong with that, most of my friends are up in PA, but we take turns going up/coming down to keep stuff interesting. Every now and then we road trip for the hell of it when someone flies up/down. NC can get some nasty winter weather, but the rest of the year makes up for it.
I've been through the state a few times, but never really stopped to make a tour of it. I usually pick a central location as a base of sorts and then check out everything I have time for within a 6 hour drive or so.
>>716555459
Even better. How long are you off?
>>716555759
Devoted at least, I'll give them that. Lesser people would switch over.
Trapfu claimed.
>>716556405
i don't like acknowledging the other person's humanity
>>716556508
she is. please fill her with all you can!
>>716556509
Your wish;my command
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>>716556546
They better be devoted. I dont drill em for nothing.
>>716556698
Das cold mang. Not even the common decency of a reacharound?
>>716556405
What up Karme
>>716555891
Long hair is fantastic.
My main thing is belly but Saratoga's personality struck all the right chords
>Smug
Yeah she's in her 20s roughly she was being designed as a battle cruiser after WW1 but was converted into a CV like Lexington
>End my life
Sure just tell me where to ship the .45 calibur and I'll let you do the rest :^)
>Skipping sleep
I might do the same
>>716556129
I KNOW ITS SO HORRID
>But Sara has the voice of a siren. Could easily lul me to sleep
>>716556546
I'll keep that in mind when I move kek
>Pack warm clothes: check
Yeah the sightseeing also is an appeal for me they have the USS North Carolina docked there as a museum
>Not guessing
Lame~
>>716556635
qt trap
>>716556546
i'm a fan of their epics and longer songs (2112, cygnus x-1, xanadu, etc.). Hemispheres also has The Trees and La Villa Strangiato, and I personally believe the song Hemispheres is their best epic (2112 is right behind it). I got my dad one of their vinyls too, Moving Pictures. I was torn between Permanent Waves and Moving Pictures
>>716556509
fuck off he was pleasing my waifu.
>>716557084
>implying i dont have the stamina to fuck both
Shut up you faggot
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>>716557084
MY GOD THIS HERESY MUST BE DESTROYED!
>>716557302
s-sorry mister.
>>716555722
>dubs
Very well then, but note my waifu is completely made of water therefore bullets will have no effect.
>>716556546
Till next monday. A week of no work will be nice. Last one of the year.
>>716556859
reacharound? no prob. eye contact? no can do