What did you get for Christmas? I got some nice cologne i've

Oh god

Let's see...
My managers gave me 30 dollars combined between three of them.
One of my brothers gave me 40 and my other brother gave me some socks,a hoodie ,some weed and a syringe of oil.
My bitch ex wife let me keep my boy for the night and I'm off two day.
Not a shabby Christmas

Well.. i cheated on my gf like 6 months ago and never talked to the other girl again.. a week ago she found my gf on fb and told her everything...

Gf broke up with me.. im destroyed... i got crazy drunk last night.. i visited the girl that destroyed my relationship and i smashed her phone on the pavement.. i visited my exgf and threw a few presents i already had for her over her garage door and left.. i got arrested for drunk driving and slept on "barandillas" thats what drunk drivers jail is called here in mexico.. and now im home getting threath calls from the other girls new bf and brother in law...


Just doing great..

Blew my head gasket last night on the way back from getting fucking butter.

>>716545218
Lmao what car?

>>716545218
Were you fucking with the oil yourself anon? You can't overfill that shit

did u stick that old mouse up your ass?

>>716543615
wtf? You can get a new mouse for $5.

>>716544359
Qué pendejo estás, men, pero felicidades por lo del celular.

>>716544359
could be worse. your mouse could be like the one on the left. on a more serious note what's penalty of dui in mexico?

>>716543615
your level of poverty disturbs me.

>>716543615
help me fill up the rest of this barf bag and show me your keyboard

>>716544359
You sound like an asshole that earned everything you've gotten.

>>716546728
Lmao and yet he has granite countertops

>>716543615
>Airpods
>New electric razor
>t-shirt
>shirt
>socks
>Bath robe
>pillow
>new duvet
>various sweets
>£30 Amazon voucher
>Mug
That's it I believe.
Good haul!

>>716545832
Head gaskets typically fail from heat not oil.. his cooling system is off. Its cooling too quickly or not at all. Shocking the plastic and other parts

>>716546902
this

I got a new CB and antenna

>>716543615
post your keyboard faggot

>>716543615
Please tell me I'm not the only person who got nothing for Christmas.

>Some socks (thermals for work. Needed some)
>lunch box
>plad Costco jacket
>fancy beer glasses and a nice cutting board
>a shirt
>leftovers

Im really lucky to have my girlfreind and her family. My dad's been in jail for 3 years now and i havent seen my mum in two,

Her brothers and their S.Os all got me stuff even though they knew i was too broke (just finished a trades course)

I'm glad I've got people looking out for me now
Christmas has been a lot worse than this

>>716547448
Nice been trying to find a good one,ripped an old one off a dozer at work but it's shit.

Which one ya get?

A wallet, four pairs of pants, $165 and cookies

>>716543821
As a kid that grew up with a mom like that, fuck her and the kid probably hates it too. Just make sure your kid knows you love him.

Got a new set of shoulder boards from a friend, a few plants and a blowjob from my gf and two sticks of ram from my parents.
I got my brother a drone and my parents some nice gardening gloves and a new water filter for their aquarium

>>716547827
Cobra 29
pretty common I think but that's mostly because they're good... Gonna have it tuned and modded next week

>socks
>jacket
>knife
>mini quad copter

Christmas was pretty alright

150$ Amazon cards

2 Adidas hoodies (i fucking love Adidas my dudes)

And i got myself a new gopro because im going to Hawaii again around Easter

New boots. No longer will my toes feel like they're going to fall off. Spending time with my parents again was nice too.

>>716548201
haha

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>hockey tickets
>my own ice skates
>30$ gamestop card
>150$ from wife's dad
>New pajamas
>a cologne/shampoo/soap set
>a bj to completion and my wife is getting a tongue ring tomorrow.

>>716544359

You destroyed your relationship, pendejo.

>>716547300
Kill yourself EU cuck

>>716548266
What's so funny?

>>716548338
>British currency symbol
>"EU"
Ahem, this is the year of Brexit.

>>716543615
Nothing. Not even an email.

It's ok. Got doggo. Got own apt. got transport. got a little $$.

Me and doggo against the world, starts here. Old-40s-divorced fag here.

>t-shirts
>pants
>bluetooth speaker
>$400 from parents
>$25 from grandma
>$40 from lesbian aunt and her partner
>a pair of handcuffs from my sister

>>716543615
>doesn't clean his mouse
degenerate

>>716548557
Merry Christmas, i know it's coming from some random dickhead on the Internet but i know that feeling

>$200 in cash
>New sennheiser headset
>Tons of clothes
>A litre of hard gingerale

Not bad. The gingerale is pretty good.

>>716548654
thx Bro. Appreciated. Nice to hear it...even here on /b/

>>716544359
Feliz navidad! Hope things get better for you in 2017! I found out a couple weeks ago you're buying me a wall! Muchos gracias amigo!

-T. Average American

>>716548645
>>a pair of handcuffs from my sister
What

>>716548338
not in the EU anymore dumbass

400 euros
2 sweatshirts
pants
sisters painting
food

>got convertors for electronics from american to japanese plugs
>japanese language books and cds
>twin 5 year old girls
>clothes
>$500
>photos of family
>2 new tickets to japan from company

No friends or family so I got nothing, but I got a notice from work that we apparently are going to be open tomorrow after all and they asked me to come in normal hours.

>>716549043

We're both heavily into bondage so we usually get each other something. Coincidentally I got her a ball gag this year.

>>716543615
Some clothes
Some alcohol
Some move-the-fuck-out stuff (plates, frying pan etc)
Some money

Can't complain, but not as fun when you're not a kid

>>716548645
are you fucking your sister?

>>716549240
Were did your friends buy you twin 5 year old girls? I want to know for research purposes

>>716549264
that is just the creepiest thing i have read all day

>>716549264
Post sis

>>716549391

It's not like we bang, we just know what the other likes.

>>716549301

No.

>>716549480


No.

>>716543615
$120 Time to either buy 10 grams of good tasting weed, or 20 shitty tasting ones.

the remaining 20 will be spent on chips for munchies.

>>716549529
chips of several varieties right?

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>>716544359
>cheated on girlfriend
>drink driving

I genuinely hope you get Cancer.

>>716549688
Fuck yeah.

>laptop
>The Complete Tales & Poems of Edgar Allan Poe
>The Divine Comedy
>House of Leaves
>dumbbell set

>>716546902
>>716547611
>>716548652
You guys can't handle the truth. The most i will say is that its a microsoft sidewinder. The red backlight does not distract from the caked on skin particles and dried jizz lol

Drum mag for my AR
Reproduction flask From the Anglo-Zulu war
Bunch of ammo for my AR including tracer rounds
God child gave me a pic of me and her she used for a school project
$100 cash


Pretty awesome year for me

>>716549053
Wait really or are you trolling? Or are you just meaning this by some principle type thing by saying its not the eu anymore because it sucks and is a shadow of its former self or something edgy like that

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>>716549264

>>716543615
a life

>>716549386
they are my daughters who i found out about after social services contacted me. their mother(former gf) died and left custody to me. after accepting them then going through investigation i now have custody.

>>716549889
Nice dude i also got some gun related stuff i got a gift certificate to a firing range/gun store where i plan to pick up a decent carry holster for my m&p 9 compact. Any good holster and self defense ammo recommendations? I plan to carry iwb

>>716550089
I hear hornady critical defense is a good self defense 9mm round, what do you think about that one and do you know of any other good ones?

I didn't get anything, like always...And then everyone expect a gift from me, like fuck off

4 pairs of dress socks
white dress shirt
blue flannel
pull over sweater

what i bought myself because i have a job and am bad with money.
beats bluetooth headphone
(even tho fuck beats im a mechanic and need to be wireless)
dishonnored 2
hyperdeminision neptuna rebirth 1
pathfinder book: curse of the crimson throne

>>716549509
>It's not like we bang,
Right.

>>716549910
holy shit how shut off are yankydoodles about world news?
The UK voted to leave the EU and it's a massive mistake.

>>716548557
hanging with a pup is pretty sweet

chill with it until it gets old, then do it a favor and euthanize it so it doesn't suffer

>>716547986
That little shit had of hell of a Christmas.Im not a weekend dad I take him every chance I get but his mom is a fucking bitch.she was giving me shit this morning,ignoring my calls etc.

>>716550038
Well, I tried turning that into a creepy sex thing, but that's way to hallmark moment for me. I recently had something similar happen to me, though not nearly that bad.

Must've been a real treat to watch their faces light up this morning.

God bless your new family, anon.

>>716549509
>not banging your qt sister who's also into bondage just like you and is open with you about it.
Yep this is /b/.

>>716550400
>mistake

lol

>>716550089
AR anon here, like that other anon said. Hornady critical defense. Everyone carries that for a reason. It fucking works. Go with a 124 grain. That 115 stuff is too light, and the 147 (?) Is too slow, though perfect if you're running a suppressor.

I'd definitely go with an iwb holster. Most people go kydex, but I still have my leather because my block 32 has a special cerakote finish I don't wanna mess up.

>>716550199
I know there's a by CH of new option s but tried and true is the hornady and speer gold dot. I personally don't like anything Remington does, so I go with hornady.

>>716550558
i still feel uneasy with them since it's hey heres your kids if you want them but my mom, aunt and uncle fucking love them. shame they wont get to see them for a long time(in person at least)
the best present i got honestly was my company buying me 2 first class tickets to japan for them along with upgrading me so we can fly in style all the way since i'm moving there for work and it wasnt possible to alter my move. so instead they did that and adjusted my living arrangements so i have more room

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Just essential shit so far (clothes, uppity hand soap) but expecting some fiiiire weed tomorrow from my cousin so fuck yeah.

Glad to hear that you got the mouse you needed, OP! Deathadders are really reliable should something bad happen to that one (God forbid). MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND OTHER ANONS!!

>>716544359
Lol you deserve it, you piece of shit taco bender

>>716550357
>>716550835

I won't lie and tell you I haven't thought about it more than once but she's family... I'm not prepared for what it would do to our relationship afterwards.

I love my little sis man

>>716551467
fag

>>716547616
Same, bruddah :^]

a slinky

>>716548240
I'm glad (:

>>716545832
>>716547390
Either that or you drove up a hill too steep one too many times

>>716546974
This.

I hope everyone that got airpods gets cancer with wireless tumors.

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Got this fucking beauty!

>>716543821
Never let him think his mom is the one who loves him

Dont say it aloud because it sounds spitefuland he'll just think youre like her. She obviously uses him to get back at you so you have to be a stable as fuck dad and let him know you want him to grow uonto be something and love him that doesnt mean video games and treats spend real time with him. I dont know if i was a weird kid but all i ever wanted to do was sit and talk with my dad and we didnt really get along until we finally did when i was like 12

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>>716548557
Sounds like you need some hash, irl oldfagbro. It always makes me feel better.

At least you aren't married to some infantile SJW shitbag like my buddy up north. Have a pic of a happy piece of ass.

>>716551467
Just casually bring it up one time and judge her reaction. If she wants it GO FOR IT. Nothing is hotter than having your little sister also be your little fuckdoll. Plus all that love you already have for her just grows more into something beautiful.
>t. A sister fucker

>>716549264
hope you're hitting that, bro. if not...

>>716552315

>Gather round kids, a gave a story to tell you...

>>716552315

Oh, I know she'd be down for it. She's a kinky little fuck, but I don't think she understands how it would change our relationship and I love her enough to not want to risk fucking that up.

>>716552406

Sorry to say... I'm not.

>>716552492
Such a neckbeard fantasy. How far into your body does your penis dissapear when you stand up?

nothing

>>716552439
If i told my story, it doesnt have a happy ending. But thats just mine in particular.
>>716552492
>I'm making up excuses because I'm afraid I'll fuck up even a casual relationship.
Stop getting in your own way and do it faggot.

>>716551651
Sorry, Merry Christmas Bro

>free food
>free beer
All I had to do was spend the weekend with my family....
Some of you fuckers are so spoiled, if u want sonething for yourself get a fucking job and buy it youself

>>716552606

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little etc etc

>>716552661

Not sure if it counts as a casual relationship if it's your own flesh and blood.

>>716552624
;_;

>>716543615
holy shit thats exactly the mouse i have
logitech m705 wireless

also, the logitech logo will fade out from hand sweat

>>716552824
No m8 things could be casual as well. I know i did it. But what you are doing is being afraid to actually take the plunge. And its holding you back from something awesome and amazing. Stop over thinking and just hang out with her alone and do what comes naturally.

>>716552824
Was a genuine question, how many inches does it retract?

>>716552661
>I jerked off into my cousins porridge! And when they got back, they unknowingly ate my semen! But then I realized I don't have a cousin! I jerked off into my own porridge! I ate my own semen!

>>716553082
I mean good for you anon.

>>716548320
White trash detected.

>>716553221
Think hes mocking the obese guy and his fake little sister.

>>716553280
How m8?

>>716553314
>not knowing classic reversal
Wew

>>716553280
>Wife's dad

This nigger is married and still lurks on /b/. Fucking KYS you fucking loser

>>716543615
New computer, north face jacket and a fiddily widdily guitar and amp.

>>716553314
But im not obese and my sister is real.

>>716553221
>>716553314
I was mocking the guy who was lieing about incest and said it ended poorly.

That was a bit from Almost Heroes. Chris Farley's last movie. Just replace semen with with sheep crap.

Movies actually pretty funny is you like chris Farley.

>>716553062
Why are you so interested in anons dick?

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I got some outdoors shit

found out my gf of 2 1/2 years cheated on me like a year ago and I just found out in the past few days. Still debating with myself what to do, but I don't want to be a beta cuck.
A shame because she bought me some Cloud Revolvers and a new mouse not long ago for Christmas. Would have been a nice Christmas if not for this stuff.

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>>716553612
Nice tomahawk you injun faggot

>>716553813
Fuck her mom. It might actually be easier than you think

>>716553582
why are you NOT interested in the retracting length of his dick? Are you a secret faggot?

Canary and a book.

>>716553813
get even, cheat. don't try to one-up her or anything, just go fuck some random girl.

>>716544359
you are the dude

Ornament
Golden Axe OST on vinyl
Jar of just banana Laffy Taffy

>>716543615
Jizzus bro, I changed my mouse aswell, from a G5 to a G502 RGB (I bought it on Amazon with a discount for the Black Friday but whatever, it counts for Christmas) but my old mouse (7+ years) almost looked newer than your new mouse.

>>716553813
Kill her then yourself. Problem solved.

>>716543615
A lot of alcohol

>>716547911
you win anon. good stuff.

>>716545451
2001 corolla

>new coveralls for work
>3 pairs boot laces
>hoodie
>jacket
>jeans
>2 flannel shirts
>book signed by the author

Pretty awesome day. Wife liked her gifts too. And it was the best dinner I've made so far. The wife made a bunch of blueberry pies.

Got
$400
Some shiatsu massage things for my back and feet
Final fantasy xv
A sweater, socks, jeans...
New case for my EDH deck
Some 40k stuff
A nice bottle of whiskey

Gave:
A meat smoker
A vacuum
Some games
Some gift cards
Repaid a few grand to some family

All in all very satisfying. Always have a good time with my family.

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/out/ here

I got some honey stuff which is pretty good, summer sausage which is pretty great, and a nice anon in our secret santa thread got me a new hat. all in all not bad fams

>>716555128
same story here anon.

got:
sweater
jacket
shoes
$300
some chocolate

Gave:
an iphone
a marble rolling pin
candles
chocolate
a watch and some ties
and $100

The feeling of giving something to my family that they needed/wanted was such a cool experience. I love Christmas

>>716543615
>Battlefield 1 for ps4
>earphones
>couple vintage comics
>some sweets

Gtx 1060
Replica wwe title belt
Hats
Shirts
Wallet
GameStop and steam giftcards
New Vape (I know, I'm a fag)
1.75l bottle of whiskey
Mini drone

>>716551953
Isaiah?

>101 dollars
>16gb 3200 ram ddr4
>Wireless adapter for nikon dslr camera
>Board game
>battery packs
>corsaire strafe rgb mechanical keyboard
>some gaming mouse with 12 buttons

>>716555479
So much this

Gave a 6 year old some stuffed animals and coloring books. Immediately wanted to color with me and didn't put down the stuffed wolf. Better than all the gifts I got.

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OH and I gave this stuff.

Niece got the Acrtic Duplo set, nephew got the Fire Patrol Lego set, and got my friends (my family away from home) this oil lantern for their porch which they loved. Feelsgoodman

>>716555346

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A taylor 114E guitar.

>>716549733
sweet bro

>>716556161
m-mark? also that's fucking sweet.

>I got a strung out brother, the other 2 did ok
>I used gas traveling to gf's mother for a candle
>watched my sisters 2 kids do ok
>Gf is paying my car insurance
>Got 20 perks to sell from GF's mother
>Side chick is being a douche so no good pussy
>Upside didnt have to get her anything.
>Father passed away, so holidays are just fucking weird now

Looking forward to better 2017

like 4 shirts
~$240 in Subway giftcards (wtf family?)
$150 steam giftcards
PS4 controller
and sister gave me a big Rick and Morty poster she made

>>716556467
Post the poster. That sounds awesome

Drunk on tequila

>>716556467
well you must like subway and there's no harm in subway gift cards
>can't be used for booze or ciggies
>not junk food

and yea post poster pls

>>716543615
Thats a nasty mouse.

But I got

30$ Game Stop card from little sister and her husband
1 camo jacket, 1 black hoodie
1 fleece pull over
solar ghsock watch, tan camp
maxpedition edc bag

>>716543615
I got to see my family and eat my mom's cooking

last time I checked this board was 18+

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>>716556803
>cooking
you spelled "pussy" wrong anon

>>716556690
>>716556574
it's..actually back at my parent's house

>>716546067
A few t-shirts, a pair of suspenders to wear at work and a novelty oversized flask.

>>716557694
oh I was under the impression your sister made it for you and not for your parents >:|

>>716543615
I've had my mouse for 16 years. How the FUCK did you get a mouse in that condition? Do you throw it into a fireplace every time you die in Skyrim or something? What the actual fuck?

>>716549264
lol

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>Box of hornady critical defense 135gr
>100rnd box of winchester white box
>trs- 25
>$50 gift card
>bottle of rum

got a vinyl player $50 cash $50 wall mart gift card and a shirt
I also have consumed 1.5 liters of beer and 1 shot
what should I get with the wall Mart gift card?

>>716557620
>moms cooking

You spelled dads cock wrong faggot. Now quit shitting Christmas, sorry your family hates you. Maybe if you gave better head your father would've gotten you a gift.

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Got this

>>716546490
Sorry for the really late reply.. was like 800 pesos and 8 hours behind bars

>>716558134
kek, so triggered

>>716549694
Its me the mexican.. alcohol makes you in to a complete asshole dude..

>>716544359
>i visited the girl that destroyed my relationship and i smashed her phone on the pavement

Cunt, you ruined your own relationship, fuck off.

>>716554334
Thanks.. crazy night

>>716558172
gayfag here. that shit gives me instaboner. post pic pls :]

>>716556114
Nice one dude

Never understood the point of Christmas as an adult.
Someone buys you something, you buy someone else something.
It might be what the other person wants, maybe it's not.

Alternatively, you could just buy your own shit that you know you want.

>>716558172
Some good shit

>>716558373
Dude iknow.. it was a 1 night stand from a girl a knew from a friend.. we both had a couples when that happened... and we kinda agreed to never say anything... alcohol makes you do stupid shit mate.. but we had a deal..

>>716558703
>I never understood the point of

Stopped reading there.

3d printer and some other things

>>716546401
Ya se.. vali verga..

>>716558369
I get pissed every weekend, stop making excuses and take full responsibility, you piece of shit.

>>716558703
Says the man with no friends

>>716558703
you buy thoughtful gifts anon. the gesture isn't really about the gift. look at it this way, every thoughtful gift makes them think of you, forever. now not every gift is gonna be a home run but you try.
>get sister $10 roasting rack that fits perfectly in her weirdly-shaped oven
>best gift of the year, she loves it

>get brother $100 amazon gift card
>appreciated but totally forgettable
>he gets me something forgettable too
>cancels-out

Amazing socks and some David Thorne books

>>716558977
Dude i know its my fault.. bit when you are drinking on your mates house and theres a hot chick ready to fuck.. you sometimes make the wrong desitions.. i fucked up..

>>716559107
>amazing socks

I love this. As a kid, socks as a present is fucking awful. As an adult, socks are fucking great.

Got a neato old metronome from my brother (we're musicfags), wood clamps from my dad, a nice leather journal from my sister, and $350 from my mom. Not too shabby imo

Also I think my friend who is also a girl got me like something I dunno I bought her wine so she fucking better have

>>716546728

>implying it has to do with poverty at all

>>716559261
heh this is pretty true. new socks are pretty sweet.

Socks.

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I got a pair of stylish crocs

>>716559716
pimp

>>716543615
510$ to spend on shit that i actually want

>vaccum
>some weird piece of exercise equipment
.>wallet
>winter hat
>$50 Steam gift card.
>other random things I can't remember

>>716543615
i got a toiletries set from one manager,
gf didn't get me anything
£100 from dad, bought a mouthfedora with it
and some coffee pods from sister.

>>716559881
I thought so too, the croc guys are stepping up their game.

$50
2Pants
2Shirts
Underwear
Bitchin Decal
Diablo 3 with expansion set
And a jailbroken firestick

Pretty good considering I got nothing for anybody this year. Kinda felt like an ass while getting gifts to be honest.

$1200 and a bag of weed.
Plus I only had to spend time with my Father this christmas, so overall pretty fucking good.

>>716543615
got 50 bucks from my grandparents
a black v-neck t-shirt
and a green t-shirt with some cool drawings in white

>>716559093
Still doesn't make sense.
There's a risk that you could buy something they don't want or are even offended by.

Just buy the shit you need or want. All it has become now is "I bought you a gift, so now I hope you buy me something that was worth more"

>>716560536
A bag of weed is all I wanted for Christmas, and someone to pay my phone bill

got the new Gears of War 4 Xbone. havent had time to even use it yet though with working last night and being at work tonight. when i wake up at 10 though, should have plenty of time to use it

>>716558369
Then don't drink if it makes you into a fuckhead.

Problem solved.
Boy, that was difficult!

>>716558373
Alcohol doesn't MAKE you do anything. You're a bad person to start with. Also, mexican.

>>716560790
you're just being a cynic. it's nice to make people happy, and even if you don't fully succeed, it's nice to try. it's not about earning anything more than that for yourself.

>>716560790
Point is sometimes you get shit that you didn't know you wanted. Like a shirt you didn't know existed or something that reminds you of a good time you had

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Timbs b

>>716560790
because its nice to know that at least they were thinking about you! Fuck anon! How much do you alienate everyone around that no one buys you gifts?

Do you actually have aspergers or something?

>>716559107
Love me some David Thorne, still remember first experience with his work was the picture of a spider right here on /b/

I got 200 bucks from my grandpa, dont care about the money but it was great because it was from peepaw

>>716561054
>this

Had to do therapy to avoid legal consequence. They pointed out all the shit I did, I wanted to do, alcohol just switched off all the safeties that keep me from doing them.

Got:
2 shirts
Hat
25 to Wawa
25 to Zoes
2 Pop vinyl figures
2 pairs of shoes i wanted
Bunch of snacks and stuff

Gave my neice who is 2 a big interactive princess castle and watched her make her dad put in together for 20 minutes, favorite part of xmas

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>>716569999
Who got it?

>>71656/1341
deadass?

>>716558703
It's a pro-social institution of ceremony, culture, and in-group unity.

>>716560790
i'm not into gift-giving or -receiving, either. I do like to shout people drinks/dinner, though. They get to choose what they want and we get to enjoy something together in a nice setting.

>>716561386
Not the guy you're replying to, but for anecdotal purposes, I do.

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>>716549264
what the fuck

>>716555708
hey thats my name

>>716555075
Nice, I'm oilfield so I got new boots and some fr gear.

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>>716543615
didn't get shit, but taking my sister and mom to NYC for a week and staying at Trump Int. hotel.....Making America Great Again, bitches

>>716555075
What book/author?

>>716543615
I got some nice cologne, too. Creed Royal Water. What' you get OP?

I actually need a new mouse, too. Didn't get one, but did get 300.00, so I figure I'll go on Amazon tomorrow and buy one.

Also got a shitton of booze, a jacket, a scarf, a nice shirt, and a cool Japanese art book (as in woodblock prints, not weeb shit).

>>716560977
Im not a perfect man

>>716563507
If you play bideo games, I highly suggest the Logitech G600. Had it from 2 years ago, and it's amazing at a whopping 30-60 dollars depending on if it's on sale or not.

Cheers nignog

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>>716563287

>>716543615
>a quilt
>$100
Technically neither of these were xmas presents. They were graduation gifts, but it's close enough that I count them since no one actually got me for anything for Christmas.

>>716563606
don't have to be perfect, just don't be fucking garbage

>>716563658
Cool, thanks for the tip. I'll check that one out.

>>716561341
tits pls

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DeWalt drill tip set and Milwaukee fastback knife from my dad plus a $50 card for Home Depot. Gonna put it towards a Bosch cordless grinder.

Merry XMas do you need your kitchen remodeled?!?

>>716543615
Got Overwatch, some clothes and some extra spending money. In all honesty, I'm pretty fucking happy with what I got.

>Toothbrush
>Magnetic notepad
>Pants
>Gloves

>>716548557
you are doin good homey. merry christmas!

>>716562784
kek at this bald headed twat

>>716558238
Damn dude I wouldn't bother driving sober ever in Mexico if that's all that happens.

Didn't get a thing :/

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>>716548338
Trolling gently

>>716543615

With that mouse I bet the cologne you wanted was Axe Phoenix.

>>716543615
you know theres this great invention called superglue...

I've had the same mx510 for about 10+ yrs, only recently swapped out the case for a bourderlands 2 case i found on ebay, the internals are the same from the original mouse tho.

for xmas i got 100 bucks

>>716543615
Ammo (.38spl, .22lr, 12 gauge, .45-70) from my ex-brother in law that I like better than my sister he was with.
Nice flannel shirt from my godson and his family.
Couple of Disney Haunted Mansion books from the gf.

What cologne, OP?

>decent looking counter
> 2048x1152 camera
> SHIT ASS MOUSE

kekington op

Got a new shotgun and the ac fixed in my truck

>>716558238
thanks for the reply. that's it? no driving suspension or criminal record?

>>716565132
What shotgun
(I'm >>716564987)

I was told to grow up and not expect shit also a single piece of coal

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>>716558369
no, alcohol release all inhibition. that means you really are an asshole; you're just too drunk to care about the consequences

I got a PS4 with three games 70 dollars socks and Ralph Lauren cologne called red a wallet and cookies oh and a 50 dollar gift card to tj maxx was a pretty good Christmas

nothing. i have no friends or family. so i got nothing.

> 2 thrasher goodies
> independent trucks
> the last guardian and DragonBall Z xenoverse 2
> 3 flannels
> winter gloves
> snow brush
> best buy gift card
> $140 cash
> Daniel Johnston/ Altamont pins
> toy machine socks

Im not complaint at all since all I allows for was a hoodie

A dozen carbon arrows for my recurve, a gun cleaning kit, a canvas apron, some band t-shirts, a visa Gift Card and a Bdubs gift card. Also blue balls courtesy of my gf.

>>716558369
Pretty sure you're just an asshole.

>>716565802
Nice man

>>716565808
Could be worse. You could have learned about the cancer that's gonna kill you in 2 years today.

>>716559331
>Implying a new mouse and colonge for Christmas isnt poverty

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>new desk chair
>socks
>two pairs of pajama pants
>a collective of 125$
>gift cards to jamba juice, subway, and panda express
>10$ runescape card
>one of those mousepads with boobs on them (friend gave me an ahri was as a gag gift)
>two thermal shirts
>fleece sweater
>headset
>atmopshere "godlovesugly" zip-up hoody
>beard trimmer

yeah it was a good christmas
i'd say it was a pretty su

>new TV
>400$ PC chair
>Noise cancelling headphones
>500$ cash

Highlights. What do you guys think?

>>716543615
neck massager
kindle fire
new mouse
hoodie
scarf
phone kickstand
peppermint bark
3 hats
socks
money

>>716563395
The Bible

>>716547448
Chinky?
Also, I'm running a 8'5" steel whip and Cobra 29lx digital. Nobody talks tho

>>716565850
Wat

>>716566356
Nah a Spic. Airwaves are dead now a days

>>716543615
>>>716545218
op your parents were pranking you they bought you a shitty duck tape mouse. just use your old one

>>716543615
I hace the exact mouse, it's shit. The usb will fuck you over after about 3 months.

>Salt lamp
>Glass bottle
>Grandma blanket
>3 packs of top ramen
>couple of rolls of coins
>Other boring shit
>$200 worth of 50 cents

>>716546902
he just uses an on screen keyboard

>>716545218
What's "fucking butter" some kind of new lube?

>turtles
> $50 cineplex movie G.C.
> $50 indigo/chapters G.C.
> Marc Andrews Messenger Bag
> 72hour.ca bug out bag
> 3 T-shirts
> 4 pairs of socks
> tub of leftovers

>>716566294
Neato

i bought myself a ds and my dad gave me 50 bucks

>Some Nigger porn
>Putty Knife
>Tube Socks for the tub
>2 Loafs of something called Meat Clown from my crazy uncle
>A new mouse
>Some signed screencaps from RussellVape

travel bag ( leaving to London in a few months)
a shirt
body spray and body wash
3 underwear
thats it dudes

>>716566437
I was wondering if you were a /k/ guy who also has a CB and stuff.

Did you get the digital Cobra that changes colors and stuff? That the one I have, and I like the weather feature

>>716543615
I got myself a $700 rig.

>>716543615
I got sex, for the first time in over a year. Best sex of my life too, not that I've had many sexual experiences.

I got
FFVX
$50
Clothes
New robe and some nice slippers
I Gave my dad a dashcam for his car since he sees the weirdest shit when he's driving, and my mom a chromebook. I made out alright, and having money to give gifts this year was cool.

>>716549694
He lives in Mexico. They can drink and drive to their hearts content fag

>>716567841
I'm gonna need some backstory on this one
was it actually a one off christmas present?

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>>716543615
I got this plus I'm getting a new guitar