Good evening, Anonymous! How was your Christmas? If it wasn't that great, you're welcome to spend the rest of it with me!
>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION
>Want a tarot reading? Great! Just roll some dubs. Or trips. Or quads. (GETS)
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!
>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.
>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.
>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.
nice hat
>>716540091
hey raymoo, merry xmas, been up to much?
>>716540315
Just enjoying my gifts! I got Pokemon Moon and a couple of games on Steam so I've had plenty to keep me busy!
>>716540212
Thank you, thank you.
I spent most of the day drinking and napping at my grandparent's place. Have to be somewhat medicated to deal with all the horrible, small children running amok. How was your Chrimbus, Reimu-chan?
>>716540091
It's a shame that there aren't any pictures of that Reimu cosplayer with a Christmas hat...
>>716540464
Well, the morning was a little hectic. The people I spent it with are a pretty big family so they're used to talking over each other and lots of noise and commotion. I'm not so used to that though... so it was a little nerve wracking. Still, I enjoyed it~
>>716540581
That's a joke, right?
Merry Christmas, thread
Your friend Sweet Roll is here
and is full of holiday cheer!
Well, kinda
-Sweet Roll
>>716540779
I get to look forward to that on the 7th. Large family with a lot of people that like to talk and argue over each other. At least they're the fun side of the family.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lIenJSYEUo
>>716540443
yay, sounds fun! what pokeman did you choose?
Nepnep.
>>716540779
Lol, anyway, i will get Moon soon as well, i love pokemon games and you never told me you liked them too? I have sooooo much stuff to ask you now, are you kinda into the competitive? :3
>>716541048
Hi there! I'm the one you were talking to into Box's chat, just wanted to tell you since now i feel confident enough to approach you ^.^
>>716540091
hey im in
~fred
>>716541333
Good to see you, mang.
Also, check 'em.
>>716541333
This is the first one I've played since Yellow. I'm way out of touch!
I'm sooo god damed tired
>>716541182
ZA WARUDO
>>716541885
Sleep is for the weak.
Thread seems to be taking a while to pick up
It will probably pick up soon
-Sweet Roll
>>716542197
Well, it is Christmas. Despite what common sense suggests, there are people on 4chan who have families and do spend Christmas with them lol.
>>716542197
Maybe, maybe not. I promised I'd be here though, for all the lonely anons on Christmas~
>>716542320
Well, I guess you are right
How have you been?
-Sweet Roll
>>716542348
Hold me please, I'm deeply broken <3
>>716541182
Geez i totally lost that! How could i miss such perfection...please could you imitate the Road Roller Da? :3
>>716541670
Oh wow, so you're just jumping from one of the first games to the last one? Geez...you probably don't know anything about the meta, i will have to teach you all the tricks to join the fray that is the online experience u.u
>>716541885
Ah you finally managed to join ^.^ mind if i ask you what happened before when you had to leave?
>>716540091
Gonna try rolling for a tarot reading, question being if my girlfriend would be open to trying a threescore.
>>716542446
Not too shabby. Jumped ship on a less than promising project I had signed up for a couple years ago. Now I'm going to be going back to where I was, but now I'm going to running the warehouse there during second shift. Get to keep my pay, but I lose my seniority, which sucks, but I only plan on being there for a couple more years anyway.
>>716542468
Is this a problem that can be solved with hugs and cuddles?
>>716542472
Hehe. Probably so!
>>716542509
Good luck with both things.
>>716542668
I have asolutely no idea but I want to cry.
>>716542509
A threesome needs trips u.u >>716541333 here you go.
>>716542668
>>>716542509 (You)
>Good luck with both things.
Thank you
Bell's being a loser and says 'hi.'
>>716541309
oi
>>716543019
Hello Sameji, how do you do?
>>716542809
Come here, you!
>>716542809
>>716543486
Y'all gonna get cuddled.
fuck my router.
i wanna throw it out my 3rd story window
>>716542472
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b5cZrb6A8k
>>716543312
pretty good, you bail on rubbu's room?
I don't celebrate Christmas...
But marry Christmas to all
Hope all was good for you!
Rerolling for that tarot again
Also merry Christmas everyone
>>716543793
Thanks! Do you celebrate anything on this time of year, then?
>>716543725
I bailed on Ruby and Cirno's to be honest.
>>716543486
You are so sweet.
>>716543599
Suh dude.
>>716544317
What's good, Nep? Why you feeling down? Do you need to see some Mami-tits to cheer you up?
>>716544317
y tho, you're top nep
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kI5g6FI5v9
-Koi
Merry Christmas guys, from your favorite not-banned avatar
~Saori
pls pls pls
>>716544426
Each day I'm losing my grip. So, ye.
>>716544467
Well, I have no idea, I just did.
>>716544957
1/3
>>716544957
2/3
>>716544957
maniac; everything alright?
>>716544957
3/3
That's all I got. Hope ya feel better, Nep.
>>716544646
I just thought of you dressed like Santa Claus with that long, white beard while saying these words, god you'd look awesome dressed like that actually, just like him but a lot more manlier u.u
>>716543611
Usually bashing it repeatedly with a hammer works way better...to make your anger go away.
>>716545179
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00qmaRRtJwL
-Koi
>>716544218
No I don't, only new year... But my best friend and me buy each other presents so that's good
Sup thread
Happy Christmas
>>716545564
Celebrate Yule. Cooler version of Christmas.
>>716544817
I didn't get @OP :(
can I have a fortune cookie? ~mary
Oh. Also, rolling for a Love life tarot reading for the next year
~ Saori
>>716545023
Cool old lady, why her tits aren't a bit baggy already? Thanks btw, I guess.
>>716545120
Lol no.
Hello guys! Merry Christmas!
That feel when Nepnep never takes you seriously when you offer to snuggle...
>>716545683
Well I m kinda muslim, but not that hard core or so... But I live in Christian country
>>716545179
i need internet my man. after i change ISPs i'll throw it out of my 3rd story window
>>716545120
happy and high right now; it was a great xmas. happy holidays to everyone in the thread
>>716545332
Right, point taken, sorry...really didn't mean to insult you by saying you were fat like him, it's just that he usually listens to the children's requests while keeping them safe with his arms, so i just thought of you for some reason, you'd be really good at protecting others.
>>716545675
Geez it took you a long time, what happened to your Steam account though? Dead already? You left as soon as i joined the chat unfortunately...really wanted to talk with you too u.u
>>716545877
you wanna talk about it?
>>716546060
i am all too familiar
>>716545877
Youkai magic, I imagine.
>>716546097
Ah gotcha. I'm neither one. Personally, I don't believe in the existence of deities, but I am open to the idea of reincarnation and the such.
>>716546141
Yeah get better internet so we can actually play something other than osu
>>716546209
Oh I left for a bit, I'm back on now
>>716546060
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01IXxHEbJN3
>>716546209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nAX44V9bCJ
-Koi
> tfw you've been gone so long no one remembers you
Also Re-rolling
~Saori
>>716546456
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eTzRY0XA2b
-Koi
>>716546262
Reincarnation is also very interesting... I think it's very interesting what ideas and thoughts developed in all these years, I m just a born Muslim and was raised very lightly, I hate it when people instantly judge anyone on their beliefs
Quads
>>716546686
Only 20 off
Better luck next time
>>716546629
Oh for sure. I was raised Catholic so I know all about judgy assholes. Catholic church is full of them.
>>716546686
A for effort
>>716546456
I remember you, Saori
Remembering friends and acquaintances are somewhat easy for me
How have you been?
-Sweet Roll
Rolling for love life reading in the new year name is Kai
>>716546060
I would if I wasn't on public though, but I do take it seriously... kinda.
>>716546232
Sure, I have no problem talking about it, as long as you ask I will answer.
>>716546262
I want into 2hu.
>>716547009
Me too.
Also, what the fuck Captcha? Had to redo like fucking eight of those damn things and one of them made me select around a fucking street sign with the worst selection tool I have ever seen.
>>716546686
Nice try but check these dubs.
Hello tread btw.
Get?
>>716547302
Yo fuck that selection thing I just hit refresh when it gives me that shit
>>716547435
Sup Renko
You mad you can't into dubs like me
>>716545911
Are you Lewdmu? Glad to see you're here too ^.^ it's been a long time since i saw you posting.
>>716546141
Uhhh what was an ISP again?
>>716546867
I think it is important to adapt on the people and the culture around you, for example when I was younger I got Christmas presents from my parents so I wouldn't feel alone, of course there are religious dicks around who are mean to everyone, but I does not represent their beliefs
>>716547009
well what's got you not alright?
>>716547486
First time I saw it. Threw me for a huge loop.
>>716547511
Internet service provider.
>>716547538
I agree. The teachings of Jesus Christ are sometimes the complete opposite of what churches actually priest. It's kind of sad when you really think about it.
>>716547538
Forgot picture
>>716540091
Girls have told me I'm attractive but nobody seems to want to date me. what do?
>>716546867
I've always hated the religious types that are assholes
Like, you do not need to force your religion on others, that goes against free speech
I literally do not care what religion anyone has, as long as they are not being a dick about it, or being universally bad about it (Like murder)
For me, I don't really have a religion, but that doesn't mean I am an atheist
-Sweet Roll
pls read my fortune
>>716547842
how old r u son?
>>716547842
You're good to look at but probably boring or a total asshole
>>716547923
recently turned 19. I'm still young but still, all my friends are dating somebody.
>>716548009
how do I become not boring?
>>716547486
Heh nice try Seija..
>>716547842
This >>716548009
>>716548171
What are your hobbies? What do you do in your free time?
Kai rerolling for love life fortune
>>716547857
Agreed.
>>716540091
Fortune cookie for Wednesday? I have this upcoming event, and i'm needing some advice like this, name would be Dantalian.
Have this.
>>716547644
Several mental disorders.
>>716548091
why do u want to date anyone anyway, go play csgo, you'll have much more fun
>>716548192
I wasn't trying for dubs then
I can dubs when I need to
>>716548171
Get more interests and goals. More going on in your life. You should have things to talk about when you're having conversations with someone, things about you. Interesting tidbits from your days or trivia about your interests. And for that, you need to find more things to be passionate about and learn to share those passions with others. Boring people are ones who don't embrace life.
>>716548611
YESSS11!!! I GOT DUBS!!! OP I GOT DUBS!!! PLS PLS PLS READ MY FORTUNE -mary
>>716548495
welp, something specific happen?
>>716548171
I'll be waiting.
Last roll for today, extremely late here(4:44am)
Good bye
>>716548694
pls pls pls pls op
>>716548852
r u op? :(
>>716548758
No idea, I just got a severe depression one day, maybe I had a trauma and I don't wanna remember or something but that's that.
>>716548171
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YeaB3GMCbr
-Koi
>>716547857
Things have been all right, I decided that I'm done forever with my ex, been looking around, met a,new girl, not sure where that is going, don't see it lasting tbh
But decent overall, its so nice to have actual friends like the people I've found in the past 8 months
~ Saori
Any idea from what set OP's image game from and where I can find it?
>>716549292
You have a real comforting voice. Thank you.
>>716549724
Touhou project.
>>716549127
hm, i know how that goes, doing anything to cope?
>>716549618
Good for you Saori
How has your Christmas been?
-Sweet Roll
Tipsy and exhausted after hosting an all night Christmas party for my family. Never again. How was everyone elses' Christmas?
>>716549793
Game was a typo, meant came from. I was asking about the specific cosplayer or image set and where I could find it.
Rolling for fortune
>>716549905
Fun but nerve wracking at parts. Christmas as an adult, I guess. At least I got some fun games to drown it out in childishness!
>>716549905
Yeah I got semi-dysfunctional at Christmas too. Good times.
>>716550001
Ooo OP I got dubs and trips please please do fortune
>>716549981
Someone linked it on sadpanda before but I didn't care to save it
>>716549905
Had a family gathering with my mum's side a week before Christmas and then Christmas day my dad came down from interstate to see me and my older brother.
I came home and slept after being there a couple hours. Was too hot to do anything. Today a housemate started packing and got most of his furniture moved to a new place.
-Koi
>>716549871
I supress my feelings.
>>716550203
It's a start, thanks.
>>716550470
thank the nine, i'm not the only one
>>716549879
Been pretty good, no family fights this year, and I got a new 4k TV
>>716550580
*~ Saori
>>716550035
Yeah, I'm not a fan of having to be an adult. Its not fun. Why so nerve wracking, huh?
>>716550036
I'm always semi-functional
>>716550411
It was too hot? Where you from?
>>716550470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EL7thnXqsi
-Koi
>>716550798
Yeah I usually don't get too drunk often, but I needed as much alcohol as possible to be able to tolerate my obnoxious younger cousins.
>>716550798
The hottest state this Christmas in Australia.
Was roughly 40'C but I couldn't be arsed going for a swim.
>>716550203
https://exhentai.org/g/633014/77fe1bda8b/?p=1
This it?
>>716550557
I see you are a true nord and your ancestors are smilling up to you... you are allowed to add me on discord if you want btw... I think I like you.
>>716550798
See here! >>716540779
>>716549905
Mine was pretty basic
>Wake up
>Open gifts
>Have a family breakfast
>Head over to grandma's for a family dinner
>Return to everyday activity
-Sweet Roll
I just solved my first ever Rubik's cube. Take that, childhood enemy!
>>716551092
i actually usually play as Kajhit because i have many interesting wares for sale, and slitting throats is fun, but it will always be the Nine divines, not the eight
i tried to find you but forgot what your handle was, so, Sameji#6903
>>716551338
Congrats Reitato!
And Merry Christmas.
I spent my Christmas solving this bastard while updating new console & downloading games for brother.
>>716550557
>>716550470
Oh, hey I do that too. So we're not alone
>>716550949
I hear ya, been in that position several times myself. I'm pretty fortunate now though, by cousins are still obnoxious but theyre starting to mellow out a bit in recent years. Hopefully yours go the same way
>>716550958
Oh holy shit 40c, that sounds awful...
>>716551256
Sounds peaceful and routine. Nuffin wrong with that
>>716551338
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZSMstknqw4
-Koi
>>716551586
I lived a bit further north and have had 50'C summer days, so the 40'C was simply a 20 minute drive with the windows down and slight sweating. At 50'C you actively feel the heat in the wind.
-Koi
>>716540779
Raymoo is made uneasy by commotion and chaos, huh?
>>716551449
Nice of you to join us
>>716551087
Looks like it
Good job you did the thing
>>716551338
Good job you did the thing
>>716551449
Happy Christmas
>>716551586
Doubt it. Their parents don't discipline their kids nearly as much as my old man disciplined my sister and I. We might have been considered crude and bit crass when we were kids, but we were fucking angels compared to my cousins.
>>716551338
conlaturation, i've still never managed to solve one
>>716551586
hurray for unhealthy mental habits!
>>716551885
Yay, thanks for pointing me in the right direction!
>>716540091
roll
>>716552119
Alice best Shokugeki
I feel like confirmation bias makes these readings seem pretty accurate
>>716551449
Merry Christmas to you too! I'm glad I got to see you tonight!
>>716551566
Wow, that looks pretty cool!
>>716551593
It becomes really fun once you figure out the algorithms you need to get certain cubes into their correct position. There are certain ones for each stage of solving it that allow you to move colors around without messing up what you already have. It's pretty neat~
>>716551807
Yeah... my biggest pet peeve is being near a tense conversation or one where someone is constantly interrupting someone else. Sometimes, the two people don't even see what they're doing as "arguing" but if they have any hostility in their tone I just can't stand it for some reason.
>>716540091
could really use a reading, help me with gets guys
>>716552405
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1quJGyKQpHe
-Koi
>>716552456
You want these dubs? These dubs right here?
>>716551338
Teach me your secrets...i can not into math and logarithms.
>>716551449
I was looking forward to talk with you into the special Christmas thread u.u
>>716552343
But of course
>>716551586
Never said I was complaining
My life may not be super interesting,
But at least it's peaceful
The only real problem I had was trouble sleeping yesterday made me feel a little groggy
-Sweet Roll
>>716552346
For entertainment purposes only! Believe at your own risk!
>>716552557
so close
>>716552569
Got a Rubik's cube handy? I'll show you a trick right now!
>me and best bros agree to get each other some good christmas action since we're all away from family
>spend hours searching and finding gifts for my best bros
>pick out excellent, interesting things and spice it up with tons of small stuffers
>get a 15 dollar xbone game, a tshirt and a mug
>everyone else got 150 dollars worth of awesome things they were jucing over when they saw it
>feel absolutely nothing as I look at my 15 dollar xbone game and looking at the gifts I got them all that time spent searching for the right gift
>just feel empty and not quite unsatisfied, but still disappointed I spent all that time and money and got the shaft
>>716540091
looking for near future destiny
>>716552708
You didn't take it apart, did you?
>>716552736
Hey, you know what? You made the nights of your best friends, and that's something to cherish right there. I'm sorry you didn't get as much thought this year, but try not to sweat it too much! I bet next year they'll remember this~
>>716552642
Weird, I could've swore I was getting dubs that post
Checkem
>>716552708
I have! It's shattered though...sorry, can you show me with yours? :3 I really need to buy a new one...
>>716552781
There's no prize in the center, so I'd only be cheating myself if I did.
>>716553048
You tried to take it apart, too I see
Can't anyone just do a rubik's cube like normal?
>>716553124
How would you know that if you didn't take it apart!? CHECKMATE, MIKOS
>>716553048
That would mean unsolving it! Maybe next thread or something. I need some time to show off first.
>>716552942
I hope you're right. I don't know if you know that feeling, but just kind of that empty feeling. I feel like I should be upset, or angry. But I'm not. It's like it just never happened. it reminds me of all those months spent in depression. I have a pretty shit time around Christmas, but since me and my buddies started doing this it's been a lot nicer.
>>716553215
Uhh no, it was really one of these cheap ones so it slipped off my hands and shattered on the ground, i have tried to cheat by pulling the coloured stickers and sticking them back in the order required though, i'm not a saint :p
almost slept through another one
>>716553519
So was there a prize in the center?
I feel like maybe there should be
>>716553804
>CHEEF
Sup
>>716553804
Sup.
>>716553804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UAdoO2MyQ1
-Koi
>>716553284
Not an issue ^.^ i wanted to get one anyways, so you won't have to mess up yours to show me!
>>716553927
Just plain black plastic...if you can call that a prize...
>>716553442
Trust me, I know the feeling. Up until this year, it was pretty rare that I ever got anything for anybody. I never liked Christmas much, and I didn't want anybody to make a fuss over me either. So I never felt much of anything, and I never got any gifts that made me think the person buying them had me in mind when they bought it.
This year was a bit different. I think I actually got in the spirit of the holidays for the first time since I was a kid!
>>716553927
>>716554094
not much, just woke up since i was up all last night and today playing FFXV, its a lot more fun than i thought it'd be
>>716554105
merry christmas koi
>>716553927
Everyone knows Rubix Cubes are treasure boxes and only people who can open them legitimately get the real prize inside.
>>716547511
Yes, I am! Glad to see you too, Chara
>>716554444
Glad to hear that. Me and holidays don't do well. My brother kill himself on christmas when it was just me and him in his house. Pretty rough time since then. Been trying to change. But I guess everything with time.
Also nice quads.
>>716554822
That's.....inaccurate......
>>716554942
I'm sorry to hear that... Well, it's already gotten a little better, minus the disappointment from this year, right? Here's hoping Christmas 2017 treats you better!
>>716554957
Someone's never opened a Rubix Cube yet then.
>>716555292
True enough. Thanks for the pep talk. I rarely post, but I always like these threads.
>>716554942
lol get fucked
>>716555339
Personally, I haven't. But I have a friend that's super good at solving Rubix Cubes. Saw him solve it in a minute while he was tripping on acid.
>>716554753
>>716554889
Is this the same person? Getting kinda confused now...Anyway, how are you? I hope you had an awesome Christmas! ^.^
>>716555519
Glad to hear it!
>>716554613
The bromance game?! Looks cool
>>716555641
That's cuz he already got the trasur, duhhh
>>716554444
Holy shit I didn't check these quads
brb committing suwako
>>716555789
..........
Anyone have sauce on this actress?
>>716556259
MODS
>Cirno
Bump 2
This thread needs more feet.
>>716540091
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
>>716557261
Cirnuu?
>>716556259
Fuck you
>>716540091
Is it Monday already?
>>716555675
Yeah, I had a great Christmas~. What about you?
>>716557596
Christmas Anonymous... zzz...
Thread tomorrow too...
>>716557895
Mine was kinda bad unfortunately, luckily enough all my friends managed to make up for it tonight ^.^ speaking of friends, it makes me kinda sad that you've been there for such a long time but still don't have many from the threads, i think we need to fix that u.u can i add you on Steam?
>>716540091
Can you be me gf now
>>716559378
Zzz... h-how upfront!
Thread is dead?
-Sweet Roll
>>716558624
Well, I'm happy that your friends could make it! And yeah sure, you can add me: id/TooMuchNoise/
Thanks, Chara, you are a cool guy~
>>716559998
>>716559998
ey lewdmu
>>716559998
Don't even mention it ^.^ can't do it just now but i promise you i will in some hours.
~Chara
>>716560236
its been a while since we chatted
~fred
How's everyone's christmas been going
-gootz
>>716560364
It's okay!
>>716560386
That's true! I'm so sorry but I was about to go to sleep. I'll try to be earlier next time
Have a good night!
>>716560867
good night
>>716559998
What is that tiny steam account?!
5 years, 5 games