Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>716514974 Rules: >Claim

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Claim

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>>716531648
Sounds like a lot of work. Anything for the Waifu I guess.

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>>716531390 (new hex)
But most black mages are just overpowered and not creepy...

and you aren't creepy either. You're nice and sweet.

>>716531710
>>716531753
A bit, yeah. I'm sure it will be better if you have more self confidence

oh, I'm so sorry...
nah, not really suck on my 3 weeks!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaJmgMuYNjc

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Sameji claim'd

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>>716531237
you better hope the person is gullible

>>>not sure what MSI has to do with anything
band that had to make its own studio to release some songs because they we're too edgy, used to hate their audience (still may) and made an album using kickstarter by holding the album hostage.
if that isn't success by edge idk what is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW_7XBrDBAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLOth-BuCNY

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Lurkomoko reporting in :]

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>>716532106
wrong waifu..

>>716532055
tell me a riddle!

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Claiming Aerith Gainsborough.

Best waifu ever. You're all vying for second best.

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カラミチーマス

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>>716532386
What has 6 legs and can't swim in Orange juice?

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Introduced my Waifu to the family today! Left the semen stains on it to totally troll my newfag family Kek probably phone posters!

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>>716532427
>most dead waifu ever
fixed it for you

>>716532466
A fly?

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Shinobu claimed

>>716532466
every bug? :o

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>>716531919
Eh, guess you got me there. Also, switchin, wouldn't want to get it confused.

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>>716532523

>>716531919
I think I could use a truckload of that.
It's alright. I'm sure sure was unfortunately able to catch up in game time within those 5 years.

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Why doesn't anyone claim the best waifu

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>he enjoys obscure Japanese cartoons
>he pretends to be an animated preteen with other virgins
>he pretends to be married to an obscure Asian drawing
Might as well call these pussy magnet threads

>>716532770
i already did, idk what you're talking about

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>>716532612
I don't know that one though. And don't worry, it's not hard to keep you two separated.
Anyway~ What's you plans for the future?

>>716532752
Well then get a truckload of self confidence!

well, I guess there are worse things than catching up in game time

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>>716532520

Fucking weeb.

>>716532974
>a fleshy tube or something

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>>716532944
Pft, it's alright, a claim is a claim. Besides, who doesn't like creepy maid girls? As for my plans for the future, just try not to get into too much trouble. Make enough to live comfortably, talk to folks along, and maybe even actually improve at drawing junk.

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Well I gotta go,

It was nice meeting you all though - We should do it again sometime

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>a fleshy tube

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>>716533061

Yeah, your mom's gotten pretty loose over the years. Kinda sad.

>>716532944
Where can I get that?
Yes there is worse indeed.

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>>716533211
You confirmed your virginity tho

>>716533198
take care cutie :o

oh god here we go again

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>>716533169
*folks online

>>716533198
Take care now, I think this thread is a daily thread, so it should be easy to find. Take care now.

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>>716533169
A plans a plan.
And now I need to know who that creepy maid is, I like her grin a lot.

>>716533198
See you Lurkomoko!

>>716533255
No idea really... Wish I knew, I'd take some too

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>>716533274
That doesn't make what I said any less true tho

>>716532520
>>716532824
>>716533061
>>716533204
>>716533274
samefag

>>716533274


S o, I hope this time you'll read my post, since I only want to
h elp you anon. I know, I know, you probably think I'm lying but
a non seriously. I want to help you. I know that you are a
v ery succesful person in life and you achieved a whole lot.
e specially considering your rough upbringing. And even though your
E state is only a trunk, you made the best out of it. Yes,
y ou really are an amazing person anon. I'm proud of you,
e ven though you act mean here, you are succesful. You are
b aiting so many people. Simply amazing. I mean, even your
r elationship. It must be intimate and I'm sure you love your gf
o ver everyone else in this small world. I would only
w ant you to change your behavior regarding your pride. It is
s till only a thread anon. Nothing to be taken serious.

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>>716533441
You're so delusional you've convinced yourself there's only one person who does this. You've deluded yourself into thinking this isn't cringey and embarrassing as fuck. Kek now go ahead and pretend like this never happened since you got proven wrong :)

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>>716533409
You're implying that you had sex with my mom when you've confirmed that you're an adult virgin, who has never felt or seen a vagina in person

>>716533360
It's funny how two people who lack that so badly are able generate a bit of that for each other.
Well I don't know about you, but it's the effect you have on me.

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>>716533360
Pft, its like you're doubting my genius scheme. Also, she's Iya Maid, weird chick but adorable none the less.

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>>716533566
>when you have so few self confidence you post from phone and computer just so you can pretend there are more people than just you

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>>716533646

That would be the case, but last night happened. Ask your mom. She'll vouch for me.

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>>716532009
Its the way Ill say it and be unable to hold a straight face.
Holy damn that is some edge.
https://youtu.be/B0jMPI_pUec
https://youtu.be/KNElXTox6uM

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>>716533825
>he's THIS delusional

>>716533956
Go back to your vacation with your girlfriend

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>>716533856
Are these suppose to be half decent insults? You sound like a 10 year old on Xbox live

>>716534020
We came back the other day

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>>716533679
Well then! I'm glad I am boosting your self confidence. Surprisingly people are attracted to self confidence. Just pretending to be self confident helps a lot.

>>716533775
Iya Maid. She looks like my kind of girl. From what Manga is she? Gimme a bit backstory

>>716533956
>damage control

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>>716534062
Well then. Spend some quality Christmas time with your family.

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>>716534260
>when you get proven wrong:: the reply

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>>716533956
Lookie here faggot

You are trying to pretend you're two people. The problem is...
You posted so much already that every "insult" you throw in here is basically copypasta level already.
Hell, even I could post the same shit you are posting if I went through the trouble and saved the whole shit.

Even when you think you are fooling everyone
You are only fooling yourself.

Fuck man, you are one pathetic piece of shit to care so much about "ruining" a community to samefag THIS hard

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>>716534085
That's the thing though, she's not from a manga, that's what makes her all the more special.

Futaba channel original character created by NM65[1] on Futaba's Rakugaki-Board. She was originally created as a parody of Shiya, NM65's another maid. Note that she is not a member of Nijiura Maids.

She and Shiya are employed by Marimo, a talking moss ball. Iya Maid is always abusing her employer. She has green short hair with a maid headdress.

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>>716534315
I've proven I'm not samefagging, go ahead and prove that I am. Look how mad you are that an alpha male is teasing your little gathering of virgins haha go ahead and type up another paragraph full of butthurt so I can read the first line before I disregard it as autistic rambling

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>>716534030

And you sound like a broken record. A broken record who's so butthurt that he'll only stop replying to me out of butthurtness if I call him out on it. After that, you'll go out of your way to ignore me just to prove I'm wrong.

Go ahead. Stop replying. Prove my point.

Faggot.

>>716534085
Sometimes, I wonder if I'm only pretending to not have any.

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>>716534456
>alpha male
>you
>on 4chan
>in a waifu thread

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>>716534497
You've confirmed you're a 19 year old virgin and somewhere on the autistic spectrum. Calm down kiddo, it's just s guy on the Internet making fun of your cartoon character wife life goes on

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>>716534592
>only one in the thread with a sex/social life

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>>716533949
and some horrible spelling on my part.
i should really check over this shit i type more often.

but yea, msi is one of, if not, the edgiest band i have come across.
just look at this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1-5GUrgMI4
though props to them for getting serj tankian and finally getting fans to pay for their album
(they were making hardly any money from albums because piracy was full swing on them)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ZqFlw6hYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G5rfPISIwo

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>>716534322
Oh, so like console tans on /v/ Iya Maid is on futaba channel... sounds interesting and fun!

>>716534556
I don't know if you can pretend to have no self confidence. That would mean you're lying about your whole life.

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>>716534620

And yet you still reply to me. Huh.

>>716534592
>when you get proven wrong and can't come up with any evidence to say otherwise; the reply

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>>716534678
>still replying to me
>>716534826
>not doing ANYTHING different but expecting a high quality reply

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>>716534807
How much longer until your sexual frustration catches up with you and you throw an autistic tantrum for a body Pillow? So glad I lost my virginity at 15, I know you losers are so ugly you are gonna say I'm lying but that only shows how sad you are that you don't realize people were having sex while you say inside playing video games and watching anime all day, Kek

>>716534935
>when you keep getting proven wrong but keep trying to redeem yourself; the reply

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>>716535018

Uncles don't count.

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>>716534737
Something along those lines, yes. Though I guess the parody part comes in when she isn't supposed to all that likable. With all the abuse, slasher smiles, and such.

>>716535101
>butthurt: the post

>>716535135
>butthurt: the poster

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>>716535135

>Painful memories: the post

>>716535184
>ass blast: the virgin

>>716534737
I probably am, at this point.

Also does the new Hex gets as easily triggered as the other one?
Or did I miss the departure of one and the arrival of the other?
Or was there no new one in the first place?

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>>716535018
What's the price for having so much sex like you?
Syphillis?
Hepatitis?
Herpes?
Scabies?
Do you want to catch the mall or something?

>>716535072
>>716535135
>The post: something

Jeez, come up with something new. And you want to tell me just because you can post from your phone AND your computer you're not samefagging? please

>>716535242
Jealously: the made up scenarios

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>>716535018
>Ugly

This is me in real life, you don't want to mess with the big dick bandito

Now go on and damage control saying that I'm ugly

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>>716534707
They really had the fans in a noose there. Making them pay through a kickstarter for a new album simply by refusing to release their songs. Thats some edge. Though A7X had to change labels for their newest because their label didnt like it. So they went to a rival label because they wanted to get a reaction. Its not even a bad album, its just so far removed from City of Evil and Nightmare.

>beating me to Maiden and Slayer
Y tho
https://youtu.be/sI7XiJgt0vY
https://youtu.be/nM__lPTWThU
>>716535262
He a smrt shitposter who has so much social life hes shitposting an anime imageboard and complaining that theres anime. Hes in social life paralysis and hasnt spent any time with his family for Christmas. What a self absorbed jerk eh?

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>>716535129
But that's my fetish! I mean, just look at Chara!

>>716535253
That's kinda sad. But it's also relatively easy to change.

The new hex is just talking with me. He claimed another so he doesn't get mixed up with the old one. That's the new hex: >>716535129

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>>716535262
>he's so inexperienced he actually believes STDs are easy to acquire
>he's never had to put a condom on during his entire existence
>he's so delusional he's convinced himself it's just one person,despite having evidence that shows otherwise
We're hitting impossible levels of autism

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>>716535253
Not really. You could say pretty much about me and I would just tell you that I disagree or agree, and then ignore the 'troll' if they're shitty at their job.

Also, I decided to pass on the torch, they claimed her first afterall.