What'd you get today /b/? >New shitty phone >New

Got a cute candy cane

>>716526108
I got a Ruger Mini 14 with an Oak stock and 2 freedom buckets of .223 (500 rounds)

>>716526108
a pair of shoes

>>716526108
Literally nothing.

I spent the day alone

Nothing

>>716526108
>last night

Confirmation that I am in fact not over my ex.

Also drunk

>>716526108
Fuckin rich brats.

>>716526108
I got herpes on my upper lip. Thanks a fucking lot, Santa. You cunt.

>>716526910
Did you at least get to fug?

>>716526781
Not rich, I make maybe 16k/y, moms maybe 20k, grandparents live off military and social security

New boots for military, laptop to do "work", and some cash.

>>716526910
Sup joey

toolbox, electric razor, $100

>>716527504
That's a great set of presents, anon

>>716526108
A big brown bunny tail from AnthroWear!

>>716526108
You sound like an ungrateful piece of shit.

>>716526108
I got some uncommon virus that causes high fever and explosive diarrhea. Also i ve ruined my wifes birthdays party that had to get cancelled.

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I got a box of crackers and a shitty bluetooth speaker. no joke about the crackers.

>>716526108
I got 1g of heroin
..... and an arduino

>>716528450
Very grateful, I obviously didn't say oh this phone is garbage, this coat is gay. I reply with a thank you and a hug.

>>716528663
>cream cheese and chives
Hey at least not the plain ones.

>>716528663
Who gave you the crackers?
I feel a screencap thread coming on...

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>>716526108
Nothing, because I don't celebrate Xmas. I did at least win $5 from a scratch-off I bought at a gas station.

Two games, fifty dollars, and clothes.

>>716528901
my mom

>>716528952
Funny all I got was 25 $1 scratchers. won $10 and a free ticket. I spent about $350 on folks this year. Last time I do that.

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>>716529124
Last year, I spent $1,300 total on scratch-offs. Most I got off ONE ticket was $50. fml

500 bucks cash
Llbean boots
Socks
More socks
2 long-sleeved shirts
2 pairs jeans
Gf hand sewed a heating pad type thing with beans in it
Tools for work
Giorgio armani cologne
Pajamas
Another 700 bucks

>>716528901
My sister got a macbook

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>>716526108
Got a fucking sweet bag from my fiance, and a collection notebook for my writing ideas because mine is almost full
Parents gave me a gift card, a few books and some warm PJs.
I'm surprised I didn't just get gift cards, I'm apparently very difficult to shop for.

>>716526108
Give us them pc specs

>>716526505
Literary me mate
>mfw not a shingle friend replied to merrychristmas

>>716528663
That's 60g of protein there boyo. Imagine your gains

$50 Bass Pro gift card
A watch
Some cookies
A pen
$15 Cane's gift card
Couple pairs of pants

>>716526108
Box from Ikea that I bought to store random shit in.

15.89$

>>716526108
Bought myself a new sport coat for work, and then cooked myself a healthy dinner.

>$100
>120 rds of 5.56
>20 tracer rounds of 5.56
>60 round drum mag
>reproduction of the flask used by the medical corps in the Anglo-Zulu war
>picture of me and my godchild

>>716529880
Thats nice. What u gonna buy in Bass Pro?

>happy socks
>model volkswagen hippie van
>taylor swift on vinyl
>concert tickets

>>716530108

Don't know yet, can't say I've really been needing anything.

>>716530252
Are u gay?

Samsung S3 Frontier
Samsung S7 Edge
Also put $80 in a slot machine the other day while in reno and cashed out at $1,436 so I consider the winnings as part of my Christmas gifts also.

>>716526108
Socks and underwear.

>>716526108
>either/or - a book
>smoothie blender
>warm socks
>tiny agenda with tiny maps of all european lands,
>100 euro
>space AIDS

ITT:

A bunch of ungrateful faggots getting shit and not being thankful for the fact that they got at least SOMETHING.

>>716530887
I returned my space aids

>>716530405
why

>>716530964
Why didn't you get yourelf somthing? Cook yourself a nice dinner? Go for a walk? Do something? Anything?

>nothing

>>716531073
>Can't cook.
>Don't really NEED anything, but can't spend the money on things I want, they're unnecessary and end up putting too much of a dent in my wallet.
Good idea, I might actually go for a walk.

Thanks anon.

>>716526435
me too, got some adidas superstars. what about u?

>socks
>Weed
>Money
I thought I wasn't going to get shit.

>>716526108
watch out for that edge kiddo

I got
>a really good winter jacket
>a few new shirts
>Lowes gift card
>about $140
>and finally, a really big discount off of my next meal at this really nice restaurant near where I live.

>>716530964
Who's being ungrateful? Feels like your angry because you got nothing because your the projecting little shit

4th christmas without receiving anything

>>716531265
No edge, they just helped me out with cars/bills here and there, figured that would have been my presents but I was wrong.

>>716531299
How'm I angry?
>Everyone on 4chan is a faggot.
>And probably ungrateful.
>And most got shit.

>>716531057
I dunno. That happy socks-Taytay LP combo made me think so.

>>716531181
Enjoy your walk /b/uddy!

>>716530988
I wish i could.

>>716526108
Titan X
650€

i got a meth lab
a trafficked person
a pack of rabid pitt bulls each with it's own head mounted laser

that's all

>>716526505

same.

just trying to muster the courage to go to the bar now. or kill myself. one or the other.

>>716526108
New Dean bass and amp

>>716526108
I got 2 full body massage appointments already paid for. One male and one female. Parents told me whichever one I didn't want, that I could reschedule to make that one with the gender of my choice.

It's a legitimate massage. Apparently they're aware how much I just need human contact.

Don't know if I'll go through with it though. I'm afraid I'll get a boner the second somebody touches me...

>>716531998
damn son, those are some considerate parents you got there. be grateful

I got a harmonica

>>716532127
Yeah man. I really appreciate them for it.

>>716526108
Best Christmas this year, as my parents aren't in debt and blah blah.

>£730 laptop
>Earphones
>Boxers, of course.. but no socks strange enough
>2 t shirts (Look slick)
>Selection box
>Aftershave + Shower gel
>Toe nail clippers

Yeah, even I was like wtf when I seen the toe nail clippers. Then yet again, I'm always looking for them, now I own my own pair.

All of that and I'm 20, nearly 21.

>>716531998
>Awesome parents/10

Are all Western parents open like that?

>>716526323
Fucking nice. I saw one at walmart the other day surprisingly. I almost bought it and looking back o should have. I hope its still there cuz I might have to go cop. Post a pic?

>>716526108
>waffle maker
>new pants
>Pokémon sun
I don't have a 3DS so my mom took it back and returned it. I got myself a Canon 7D mark I a few months ago. Guess that counts.

A bunch of stuff that I bought for myself for my mother to gift me and give me the money back for. It was so she didn't have to stress out about what to buy me.

I'm not materialistic so it makes me feel really uncomfortable, but my mum will think I've had a shit xmas if I don't get a load of stuff, so I need to pretend I'm delighted. I wish she knew that a load of overpriced shit won't make me happy.

>>716531531
well i'm not, sorry. the concert tix were from my gf - we're going to the opera! haha, i realize this isn't helping

>>716529304
Why

>>716530519
Sounds wonderful anon, truly a joyous time

>>716530087
Do you like go to Africa and hunt black people?

>>716532439
Probably not. I think they just realized I'm always looking at massage videos on youtube everyday and between that and always crying into my pillow they found the perfect gift.

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I got dubs for xmas, check em out

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I got a Fluke 179 multimeter. It's used, but it's still within its calibration date. Ayyy, I'm p stoked about it.

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>>716532584
I might have a slight problem. It was mostly just to get enough for a vacation to Korea, which I wound up taking last December anyway.

120 bucks
portable speaker
few shirts
dice
dice bag
snow globe

>>716532978
>vacation to Korea

ew WHY

>>716532905
>>716532977
stolen dubs

>>716532572
Well...the only thing that matters is that ur comfy with your own sexuality...im not judging. ;)

>>716533137
Not the guy, but why not?

Where else to go except maybe Japan,.

Two tickets to the Cowboys game on Monday.

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>>716526108
are you me?
>2x hoodie
>2x socks
>phone(payed for it myself)
>200 bux from relatives

>>716526108
nothing? because I'm not a little faggot.

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>>716531502
im in prolly the same boat. But then again I dont care about the holidays or birthdays anymore. Cant spend much either except for food and cigarettes. What I am looking forward too is my new job starting 3rd January.

Merry Whateveryoucelebrate!

fucking kids

Halo 5

Can't play it though cause the installation is fucking 97 gigs

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>>716533333
Daaaaaamnnn.

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>>716533333
thats some fucking sad quins yo.

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>>716533333
check'd

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>>716533333
WITNESSED

>>716532364
what are the specs on the laptop and the toe nail clippers!

>>716533333
well with those quints, thats pretty clear

>>716533333
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>>716531308
me, too, /b/ro.
not sure how many yrs. it's been, tho

& I spent the last 4 hrs. making dinner for me & my roommate.

Sennheiser 4.30
$70
$25 gift card for panera
sweater
flannel
tshirt

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>>716533137
>>716533260
I lived there for three years, from 2009-2012. My early-20s, basically. I dream about Korea every single night, even today, and it always holds a special place in my heart. I 'found myself' there, realizing what I want/need out of life. I just wish I could go back in time and change it all, so I'd have stayed there instead of trusting the wrong people and not staying.

>>716533333
quints for christmas