Hello again. V here. I hope everyone had a merry Christmas.

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How is everyone?

Nobody?

>>716508693
I'm sure there are a few lurkers. Like myself.

>>716508731

Hm, OK.

Any web devs want to have a very, very merry Christmas?

You'll have to get to work NOW.

>>716508222
Is this some kind of a new meme?
Also nice trips, you got attention of meme gods, so i could probably listen to you.

>>716508222
The fuck is this?

It will be a notable meme when I am on the Forbes 500. Alas, I am currently not. But soon.

>>716508818
Any more details?

>>716509003

For a web dev, all the details in the world. And a ten thousand dollars. Four hours of work RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

what is this a .onion link or a i2p link or something?

>>716509164
It's just a troll meme with some fake hash code

>>716509164

No, it is a SHA hash.

You cannot go backwards to the input. Only I can. Do not try.

Maybe the NSA could do it. In a few months. With all their computers. But they cannot in four hours, and neither can you.

>>716509281
Rainbow tables. Someone's got em.

>>716509501

I'm not too concerned.

Where's my web dev? I only need one. He must be competent.

>>716508222
This ARG better be worth it.

>>716509748

It will be. =)

You are going to choose to send money my way. Virtually everyone in this thread is. And you are going to be happy to do so.

>>716509887
Happy to send you money? This I'd like to see....

>>716510005

You will! Believe me. Unfortunately the send-money part is not NOW but SOON.

Got a web dev?

>>716510103
Post something on Upwork. Guaranteed replies within the hour
Otherwise, I could do the webdev work for you. But I am not 100% competent.

>>716510103
What do you need a web developer?

>>716508222
THE FAPOENING PT. 2?!

>>716510462

Smart! I didn't know about that.

I would prefer a 4chan sort of guy though.

I have some HTML pages here. I want them hosted by a competent fellow who is comfortable working with a website that will BLOW THE FUCK UP. I would also like him to do some simple PHP for me, or similar, because I do not need to know PHP to be equivalent to Leonardo da Vinci.

>>716510659

Vaguely related in some ways

>>716508222
That was a lot of typing. Have no idea what to do with it though.

You realize requisite gov folks or whatever are probably monitoring this, right?

>>716510699
Dubs. Checked.
Fucking.
ｃｈｅｃｋｅｄ．

>>716510704

Salright. I won't do them any harm. They'll love me!

>>716510699
So there's naked people involved?

>>716510704
Troll. You almost did gud.
The probably part gave you away.

>>716510944

Not for you. For me. Women love rich men.

lurk bump

Web dev? Anyone? Just gotta be competent. If you're not one go find one.

>>716511140
Define rich. An old mentor told me if I have change in my pocket, I'm one of the richest people in the world, and all I have to my name is a little change.

>>716511364

Hahahaha that's some shit, I'm going to be on the Forbes 500 at the very least.

>>716511403
Wait, how will you make money?

>>716511140
This isn't making me want to give you money...

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>>716511469

That's OK. You will give me money for other reasons.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY WEBDEVS? I am getting ticked off here. You don't even need to be more than COMPETENT.

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just to remind you guys this exists

>>716511724

Yeah that was kinda a TIFU moment with the days. No biggie. There was nothing prior to that.

>>716511705
Kek, you're probably a newfag from tumblr.
No, we're not gonna give you a fucking penny mate. No one believes your shit LARP anyway.

>>716511705
Whoa...whoa... watch that blood pressure buddy. Web Devs scare easily.

>>716511837

Nobody has to give me any money. They will simply choose to in a few months' time because it will be a smart thing to do.

Right now, I just want a web dev to do some simple work for 10,000 dollars.

>>716511957
Post proof of your said money.
And I will do all in my web developing prowess to assist you.

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>>716510957
Ah... yeah, right. You got me.

>>716511957
Who's paying this "10,000"?

>>716512073

Me.

>>716511724
guy was incompetent enough to post the wrong date then he tried to fix it. also when V started to appear he didn't ask for web developers, until someone claiming to be V said that he would stop posting and every one after was fake. If you really want a web developer, solve the original hash code.

If you are a competent web dev, join Omegle with keyword "vvvvv" and I will immediately decrypt the first message for you if you will work for me.

>>716512184

I will gladly solve the hash for a web dev.

>>716512184
Bumping for validity

Waiting on that web dev. Omegle "vvvvv"

Ten thousand dollars if you're a web dev! Omegle "vvvvv"

>>716512452
Still waiting on my lolis here, hurry the fuck up please I got a rager here

>>716512631

No lolis. Real women. Real vaginas. Only for me. The monetary benefit is for everyone, but the vaginas are for me.

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>>716512631
I can turn this shit into a MAGA thread in seconds

>>716512704
Anon you're starting to sound like ISIS there.

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>>716511705

>>716512704
Martin Shkreli is that you?

>>716512801

None of that religion shit. I'm atheist as fuck. Also not violent. Also one of the smartest men in the world.

do it nigger pussy

I'm done with this guys bullshit
>>716512732

Anybody know any web devs? You can share in the $10,000.

>>716512894
Quick, anon, what's 2+2?

>>716512704
Please kill yourself/get cancer.

Thanks

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>>716512953

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>>716512954
i heard this guy was pretty good .

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>>716512953
>>716513065

>>716513008

I think Bertrand Russell said that was 4. Or was that 1+1=2?

>>716512894
inb4 neckbeard

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>>716513116
thanks man

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>gib money
>i get puss puss
>V
>I erm change

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SPIDERMAN THREAD TIME.

Ten thousand dollars. Omegle "vvvvv". This offer expires in nine minutes.

>>716512894
hah, autist atheist, fuck off. you're no better than 16 year old edgefags who spout "god is dead" without knowing what it fucking means.
fagit

I don't download spam so I guess I'll dump my /c/ folder. (even though I lost most of my files a wile back)

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>>716513358
nigger

>>716513380

Why?

I simply said I was an atheist. Is that not allowed?

Or am I not allowed to be smarter and richer than you?

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>>716513449

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>>716513460
both :^)

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>>716513532

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>>716513560

>>716513460
being atheist is definitely a way to be a pseudo-intellectual, dickwad.
your brain is evolved to believe in something greater than what is earthly, so you're practically refusing to use all of your brain. you fucking ape.

remember who else was an atheist? Stalin. look how much good shit he did.

V here. Anyone like Wakako-zake?

>>716513608
Hoo-yah.

hey its me ur V

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>>716513599
>>716513616
haven't watched it looks turn as shit though

>>716513616
Heh, rich and smart my ass.
You're probably a 26yo NEET who jerks to sh0ta all day.

O look it me, V.
Did I not tell you fuckers to listen to anyone else who says they're V?

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Rare Pepe fred?

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>>716513720
>>716513732
>You're probably a 26yo NEET who jerks to sh0ta all day.
that is the very definition of intellegence

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>>716513801

>>716513608
Hitler was a Christian, look how much good shit he did.

>>716513801
Hey newfag have you been to /b/ before?

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Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>>716513934
*catholic

>>716513950
yes, I have been on /b/.

>>716513934
Oh i love that misconception. He was an atheist. His beliefs were definitely something that led to the death of all those jews, and no real christian would allow that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_views_of_Adolf_Hitler

>>716514090
Neckbeards and people who jack off to shots are common here. Trap threads are always existant. 1/5,000 threads are serious. This is why nobody takes shit seriously unless you show proof.

>>716514119
stop being a faggot
>>716514250
was I trying to prove anything?

http://logs.omegle.com/ed84e9eba729a98b

HE ACTUALLY BELIEVED IT.

>>716514351
*OP is a faggot ;)

>>716514363

Congratulations. 2 pizzas, 10,000 bitcoin.

>>716514351
Stop being a faggot? that's not a good argument to tell you the truth, way to go proving you're a fag tho.

>>716514436
Shut up you faggot.
You'll never make any money, kek.
I can beat you up irl too.

>>716514410
true enough
but even if you use sage with your b8. the people taking might not :^)

>>716514463
ok congratulations we are both faggots

>>716514578
yeah i guess. then again, im not the faggot who lost an internet argument.

>>716514736
You got b8ed by a /b/yard who is waifuposting. How the fuck do you feel.

>>716514736
I never was arguing in the first place twas someone else . I just had the need to tell you to shut the fuck up :^)

>>716514861
that wasn't even me dude, and who cares who talks what on here, let these faggots say whatever they want

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YOU ARE ALL FAGGOTS

>>716514592
i have mined 300 btc in the last years and bought stuff at 5$ per btc, now it's at 850$
you can't imagine how i feel....

this is gay as fuck, sage

Hello OP.
I will host the files. But only if you pay me first or at least send proof of money.

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>>716508222
why the fuck do i smell conspiracy here?

>>716515372
OP kill?

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V here, proof I have money

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>>716515844
That's clearly shopped
> don't trust this imposter

Real V here.

BUMP
STAY WITH ME
DONT 404

V, should I host the fucking files or not?

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>>716518016
im not v btw

>>716508222
Trips dont lie!!!

>Is this what I think it is???
>Beginnings to a "Key"

Is it time? RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!

>I pray this is what I think it is
>*Red Leader Standing by*