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OMG why are americans so fucking retarded?

you have 10 seconds to prove you are not a retarded american
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Im a Nazi. Is that considered being retarded?
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>>716501710
yeah pretty much retarded
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>>716501321
>Judges an entire nation by its most prominent dumbasses.
>omfg americans is all retarded hurrdurr
I'd much rather talk about about the EU letting in the rapefugees.

>ffs sushi captcha
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>>716501807
Well, heres the thing my dude. Im a STRANGE Nazi. I disagree with a lot of the things they do, but I still like there uniforms, there weapons, etc. The Nazis were very smart people. Hitler was just fucking retarded with the whole Jew thing and the attack on Russia.
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>>716501900
Here's the thing. You're not a Nazi.
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>>716501875
The EU is a clusterfuck
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>>716501875
>I'll prove I'm not retarded by calling some Eurofag retarded!

Not Op nor Eurofaggot
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>>716501875
of course you would rather talk about your xenophobia you retarded american
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>>716501992
Heres the thing, Nazi stands for "National Socialist" just because Im fine with Jews, doesnt mean anything. National Socialist is a demographic.
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>>716502099
here's the thing, you are a retarded american trying to derail this thread with your retarded argument about retarded nazis
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>>716502026
>>716502030
>implying I'm american
>2000+16 not having a reasonable founding for islamophobia
How're those armed guards around your shopping centers doing? I'll think I'll walk down to the cinema and not worry about a refugee running me over with a box truck.
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>>716502311
How am I retarded? You just attacked a whole country with over 100 million people in it over some guy with shit hair. Go read a history book you fucking retard.
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>>716502389
only retarded americans live in fear, also im not european so i don't know what you are talking about

retarded american confirmed
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OP is a fuckin Hillary supporter
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>>716502418
It's best to just to let the eurofucks have these threads. They need something to laugh at while socialism brings them to their knees.
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>>716502728
This thread and you are just outright fucking cancer.

If an American breathes, they are retarded.

Voices themselves, retarded.

Yknow what pal, where the fuck are you from?
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>ITT: retarded americans making a fool of themselves trying not to look retaded
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>>716502728
Where in my post did you find anything about me living in fear?
>Not european
Then why the fuck are you laughing at the us when the eu is a massive clusterfuck right now?
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>>716502824
im not your pal, buddy
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>>716502927
acquaintance then?
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>>716501321
Oh fu- we're counting down.

Uhm. E=mc^2
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>>716502891
>reasonable founding for islamophobia

wow, you really are a special kind of retard
the american kind
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>>716502927
Where you from? Stall and you're retarded.
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it's tru tho
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HEY GUYS HERES A THEORY!
THE FUCKING OP IS FROM AMERICA AND HES JUST TRYING TO FUCK WITH US
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>>716502927
I'm not your buddy, guy
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>>716501321
my country has never been to moon
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>>716503013
not american so can't be retarded, sorry
please try again
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>>716503068
guy, im your not buddy
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>>716501710
yap
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>>716503077
lol, why the fuck would i want to go to the moon? very useful indeed
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>>716501875
>Judges an entire nation by the kind of retard it elects
EU's retarded, though, for the same reason the US is.
Some states in the US and some countries in the EU are just too fucking stupid, lazy, backward, or just shit with money to be part of such a coalition.
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>>716503081
So let me get this straight... ONLY AMERICANS CAN BE RETARDED? WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU ON? CAN I GET YOUR DEALER? MY DEALER JESUS APPARENTLY IS NOT GIVING ME THE RIGHT SHIT
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thats a stupid question, its all the inbreed, fat, retarded, stupid as fuck genes u guys pass around ....
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>>716502989
https://www.rt.com/viral/370973-terror-attacks-timeline-europe/
and wasn't there another one a few days ago?
Are you also saying I shouldn't be wary of a bear or rabid dog?
>inb4 religion of peace
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>>716503157
Read down.
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>>716503081
>third worlder detected
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>>716501321
Says a faggot typing on a pc/mac invented by Americans in a room with light bulbs invented by americans, probably in a country protected by the American military, using the Internet also invented by Americans.

Sure, whatevs... we are retarded. We are still better than you.
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>>716501321
>you have 10 seconds to prove you are not a retarded american

Jag är extremt homosexuell.
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>>716503128
Pal, I'm not your guy
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>>716501321

>prove it!

i have nothing to prove, so i'll make a point instead. the wave of newfags prompting everyone to prove themselves lately sure is breaking tsunami height.

nobody has anything to prove.
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>>716503229
i don't know what you are talking about
only a retarded american is so obsessed about sucking muslim dick
also there are no dirty muslims or niggers in my country
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>>716503319
Prove it
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>>716503284
>Jag är extremt homosexuell.
OP är en jävla idiot
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>>716501321
I voted for Trump.
>maga
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>>716503339
>projecting his need for Muslim cock
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>>716502099
>>716502311
>>716501992
>>716501900
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>>716501321
I'm a maths student, on holiday from university. AMA
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>>716501321
>you have 10 seconds to prove you are a third-world peasant
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>>716503443
Whats 78% of 58,633.88
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>>716503339
I read that as I can't be bothered to keep up current events on a global scale.
>No muslims or niggers in my country
denial much?
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>>716501321
I can't. I am an American, and I am quite severely retarded myself.
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>>716502099
I agree with you, and I'm far from a nazi. I just don't like hypocrites. Bothers me that people constantly trumpet freedom of thought and opinion, but if anyone even mentions the word nazi, all argument are off the table and they resort to "you are dumb" or "the six gorrazolion". They are no counter arguments, just insults.

You can be a democrat without agreeing to every word Hillary says. You can be a republican and still think Trump is brain dead. You can be a nazi and think Hitler was a cunt.

Nazis are being unequally treated. Maybe we should SJW about that.
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>>716503197
not to worry, comrade, our non-American countries won't be going
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>>716501900
He wasnt retarded with the jew thing, he was though whit the attack on ussr
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>>716503496
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>>716501875
You're triggered about the generalisation, but then make a generalisation about immigrants and refugees.

Pick a side, you either get a safe space or you get to make your comment. Trying both makes you look retarded.
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A fat, fake-tanned, loudmouth, uneducated, arrogant buffoon is the perfect stereotype of an American if I've ever seen one. If you think the world thought Americans were dumb fucks when Bush was in wait till January. A laughing stock again. The sisterfuckers in the south IS America.

>but her emails
>but rapefugess
>but religion of peace
>but blm
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>>716503496
45734.4264
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97% of Amerifats that don't live in California are fat, that's a proven FACT.
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>>716501321
I voted for Jill Stein.
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>>716501321
Gerfag. Just being a fucking Gerfag helps.
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>>716503457
>'murica is the only first world country
Murrifats sure are retarded
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>>716503673
Its stops being a generalization when every other refugee wants Shira Law and beheading of Christians m8 ;)
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>>716503641
>>716503701
WRONG.
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>>716503616
Thanks!
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>>716503722
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>>716503749
It is the only first world country.
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>>716501875
>Says don't judge all
>judges all
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thread was supossed to be full of american haters
instead is filled with retarded americans

oh boy, americans sure are fucking retarded
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>>716501710
Yes. But at least you are not a Muslim (I guess?)
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>>716501321
Colour
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>>716503879
You could just be a Chicago fan.
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I'm 1.86m and weight 73kg
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>>716503808
Not gonna fall for your bait again, anon
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>>716503876
Read down. Im not a traditional Nazi.

And Im fine with Muslims actually
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>>716503982
Kek, my bait. This whole thread is literally bait.
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>>716503808
n america
w europe
japan
straya
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>>716501321
Fuck americans, war mongering pieces of human trash.
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>>716503909
This prophecy was fulfilled 8 years ago
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>>716504057
>north america first world
top kek
implying you are not full of retarded inbred peasants
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>>716501321
i'm canadian
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>>716504057
Nope.
>>716504122
I love war. I won't rest until the blood of your loved ones is on my hands.
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fags, fags everywhere ... who makes Americans so stupid, other Americans ...
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I voted for Trump
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I wonder what other countries think of us...
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>>716504203
yep, kill yourself.
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>>716504144
The entire world is retarded, anon, the only thing that changes is the degree of stupidity
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>>716504203
>I love war. I won't rest until the blood of your loved ones is on my hands.
kewl dude
you are a fucking retard
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I didn't vote at all but instead stayed home playing games
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>>716504298
yep, and americans are always number 1
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>>716504203
Careful with that edge
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>>716501710
OP must be a Jew.
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>>716504143
Tru
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>>716504283
After I kill your whole family.
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>>716501321
I live in the third world, answering phone calls coming from all over the US from everyday Americans. Based on 60 long calls a day for over 7 years now, i'd say yes, generally, Americans are retarded. Though Latinos and Asians are more reasonable.
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>>716501321
Kys OP. America is providing you with a job you fucktard
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What makes americans stupid? Lack of education and/or little awareness of the outside world.
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>>716504544
you're not even a american at that point, you're just a sand nigger but I guess theres not much difference these days since both sides are pieces of human trash.
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>>716501321
>generalizing based off of a comment some rich white guy said 2 years ago
>implying every american thinks this way and accept their new president
>implying people even want a president..
>why can't we vote on ideas instead of PEOPLE who represent greed, war and negative energy
>every country is fucked in some way
>at least I live my own life and ignore anything mass media has to say
>let the idiots run the shit show while I live in my subjective reality

fuck you OP n suck an american cock
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>>716504582
Not by far, I live in Mexico and i'm tired of the people here
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>>716504589
lol what? your stupid broke ass country cant even provide jobs for their retarded citizens
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>>716504654
you can not accept and not want a president all you want, at the end of the day, he is YOUR leader, your peers elected him in. gotta love the #notmyprez borderline retards, well americans sorry, same thing whatever.
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>>716504677
I meant Latinos living in America, hombre.
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>>716504647
Eh, nevermind. I'll come put my warm, hard penis in your ass instead.
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>>716504677
oh look, a mexican that hates himself and his kind, how uncommon!
please beaner, mexico is even worst than usa
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ITT : Everyone's fucking retarded generalizing entire countries and nations even though they themselves are ruining the same countries and nations by doing nothing but shitposting and arguing on /b/.
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>>716504844
as I said, retards.
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Rollerino
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>>716504843
I've been to the U.S. and I found them to be more or less the same
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>>716504933
its sunday retard
i dont have to whore myself waiting tables for charity a like stupid american
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>>716503263
Internet was a Brit invention and the US military gets its ass handed to it by every 3rd world peasant.
But yeah, apart from that..
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>>716504840
Can't be forced to have a fucking leader..
I'm an individual person, I live my individual life in a state thats a part of a country that I could not care less for considering the society we are in as a "whole" in YOUR perception that you're forcing on me is a completely horrendous society and I refuse to be a part of it.

I pay attention, speak my mind, and know it shouldn't be this way but in reality there's not much of a way to change the masses and the sheep. you just have to not be born with brain damage. you have to think for yourself and lead your own existence.
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>>716501321
>During the election all leftists say is "TRUMP WITH THE GOLD CODES WOULD BE A DISASTER!!!"
After the election
>Who cares what world leaders have nukes!!!
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>>716504960
Sheesh, at least vary it up a bit man.
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>>716505034
>like a stupid american
Do you think all Americans "whore themselves waiting tables for a charity"? I put it under quotes because i have no idea what that means.
Not an American,btw.
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>>716505045
>the US military gets its ass handed to it by every 3rd world peasant.
Name one time.

You can't.
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>>716503263
the fact that you really believe that makes you pretty retarded
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>>716505051
well you were born in the wrong country pal because america is full of stupid retarded sheeple.
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90% of americans are uneducated pieces of trash because thats how their government keeps em in check, if they can't think for themselves they cant do shit.
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>>716504931
When did I fucking say that Mexico was better? Do you even know how to read or is your fat covering your eyes?
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>>716503263
>light bulbs
Even though fucking SERBIA's Nikola Tesla helped create them and would have even created worldwide free electricity if the same Americans didn't stop him so they could make some bucks.
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>>716505027
Oh I see. We may have been talking to different demographics. I talked to hard-working, tax-paying Latinos and they seem okay.
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>>716505118
Vietnam
Afghanistan
Somalia

There's 3 for you.
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OP where originate from? Are you a chink or a beaner?
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>>716505304

Can't argue
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>>716505177
I know this and I live a pretty lonely life, but there are plenty of people that I have met - especially in southern california/norcal that think this way.. mostly surfers/artists/wanderers... also there are those who spend spend spend, believe what they're told and go in debt and live a soulless sad pathetic existence. it fucking goes both ways. A LOT of people are not sheeps but as I said before a majority are.

what country should I have been born in? I mean sheep are everywhere man. all I'm sayin is im not one of them. (I don't believe everything I hear, im not a consumer, I don't support corporations etc...)
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>eurofags addicted to our pop culture, enjoy the benefits of American innovation and ingenuity, live in commie free lands
>brags about muh culture and history
>in just a little over 300 years of existence, US becomes the world's first, and, currently only, hyperpower. While europeans mourn how they are America's and Russia's bitches after thousands of years of domination

>tl;dr europoors long for muh colonialism era.
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>>716505304
I member when that general or whatever went on television and said that '' this is how victory looks like '' when the Vietnam war ended. Never seen something funnier in my entire life.
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>>716505304
Literally retarded. Politics got in the way. Those little bugs and gooks couldn't do shit.
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>>716505242
what? illiterate mexican is trying to teach me how to read?
go hate yourself a little more and write a song about it
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>>716501321
I speak three languages. Also I'm not a fagtard
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>>716505533
HAHAHAHAHAHA, you lost faggot deal with it, you got beat by bugs and gooks, now crawl back into your war mongering cave, you fucking piece of human trash, you are war mongering faggots who can't win wars, gg.
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>>716505118
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>>716505626
>>716505634
who can't win wars with the latest technology against farmers lmao.
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>>716505733
The U.S.
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>>716505626
This is the avarage arguement you'll have on this website. We won the ground war but lost in politics.
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>>716505304
>Vietnam
Wew lad, I can tell you're young and never learned history.
The United States absolutely 100% crushed the Vietnamese. So much to that there was actually extremely low moral among the troops because it was a slaughter not a war.
The war was effectively over, the vietkong had surrendered under the crushing might of the US. The US then decided to arm the south and step back.
The US said, if you attack the South we will intervene.
Of course they tested this, and what did the US Congress do? They left millions of Vietnamese soldiers to die.
The US Congress caused Vietnam to go Communist. Not the US Military.

>Afghanistan
Not even close, the rebels were absolutely dominated. Even with the News doing its best to attempt to make it look like a slaughter over there American casualties were so low it's a world record low death toll for occupying a country.

Somalia
Once again, the US military might absolutely dominates every time and in tiny numbers compared to the enemy. The US will go into battle with 200 men versus 6,000 men and come out on top with only 10% casualties.
You're kidding yourself if you think that the US loses battles.
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>>716505784
you're late for that party, ''The U.S.'' got their asses handed to them by tree people.
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>>716505733
Well seeing as how the Middle East terrorist organizations literally use WW2 era tanks and even found guys using a ducks foot pistol and a flintlock probably America.
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OK ALL OF YOU BUTTHURT EUROPEANS:
1. AMERICA IS PRODUCING THE MAJORITY OF THE MOVIES YOU ARE WATCHING
2. AMERICA HAS THE BEST DEFENSE SYSTEM IN THE WORLD
3. WE AREN'T ON DEBT UNLIKE YOU FAGGOTS
4. WHEN WILL A EUROPEAN COUNTRY STAND UP AGAINST US? NEVER
5. WHO HAS TO WORRY ABOUT THE SAND NIGGERS BLENDING IN WITH YOUR WHITE ASSES?
NOT US
6. WITHOUT THE INNOVATIONS WE PROVIDE TO THE WORLD AND THE TECHNOLOGY ADVANCES, EUROPE WOULD STILL BE SUCKING DICK FROM YOUR FEUDALISM SYSTEM
7. YOU LISTEN TO OUR MUSIC, YOU USE OUR PHONES, YOU ENJOY OUR COUNTRY
8. YOU ARE BUTTHURT
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>>716506208

>USA
>Not in debt

Pahahahahahahaha
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>>716506208
>When will a European country stand up to us
Are you fucking stupid, you've never heard of Russia?
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>>716505864
Wins battles, loses wars.
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>>716506208
if china tells the usa to pay debt, usa goes broke in 3 days, lmao, can't wait for the day China and Russia cuck America out of existance and all their retarded warmongering pieces of human garbage people with it.
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Tard nations exist everywhere. There are some really smart people that exist in the world today. And instead of showcasing them, media outlets just put a big spotlight on the dumbest motherfuckers to ever exist. It's everywhere you go, constantly dealing with human stupidity. I just wish some of those faggots would die off to Darwinism. Let's the alphas flourish.
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>>716504016
Hitler was allied with sandniggers
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>>716506208
Oh oh and by the way, america has a much bigger nigger problem than europe has a refugee one.
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>>716507886
Niggers and trailer trash are the same to me.
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>>716501321
>OMG why are americans so fucking retarded?
I blame their reality shows.
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Ya, Americans are pretty retarded. I should know, I am one. Now give a reason why I, or anyone else, should give a shit?
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>>716508502
The majority of any country is always retarded.
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>>716505733
Both the U.S. and France in Vietnam, Britain in the Boer Wars. Any nation that is or was in a coalition against middle eastern peoples. So pretty much every developed nation in the world.
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>>716505864
War is logistic, if you lost all the money money and had to retreat, you was defeated, accept it.
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>>716502099
Nazism - (Antisemitism, Racism and any other eugenic concept) = Fascism
So no, you're not nazist.
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>>716509455
This. Hitler didn't straight out tell people about the Final Solution, but anti-Semitism was a core belief in Nazism.
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>>716509141
You're an idiot, it wasn't that we couldn't, that we didn't have the money. It's that our politicians wouldn't let us.
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>>716501321
No.
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>>716509455
No, you've been brainwashed.
That's like me saying capitalism is a movement about genocide those unwilling, or unable to work.

National Socialism is just nationalism, the belief that your country is for your people, and socialism, the belief that people in your country should be taken care of.
Nationalism has nothing to do with genocide or eugenics. Nationalism has nothing to do with racism.
Nationalism has no relation to fascism, and socialism isn't inherently fascist either.
You're also acting like an Authoritarian fascist state is a bad thing.
It's really not, that's how you get to an achievable Utopia for the majority.
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