How many actual virgins are here on /b/? Why the fuck havent

>>716495762
too autistic and i dont like going out

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>>716495762
Not a virgin, but have been celibate foe the last 8 years or so.

I've just lost interest. Also I'm unemployed, poor and ugly.

>>716495955
Never seen a chick naked either at least?

>>716495762
cus im TWEGGVFJLVE ...t uh w helve

I never leave the house.

>>716496036
no

ghey

Poor virgin fags. Wanna see my gf naked? I'll share with you cause it's christmas. Post kik

>>716495762
I'm a broke loser with nothing to offer. Autistic as fuck too. I don't have anything a woman wants.

>>716496294
There's plenty of naked chicks on the internet. Your girlfriend isn't special.

Kissless virginfag here.

I'm very social and popular, and I have a pretty good physique. If you met me you wouldn't think I was a virgin.

It's because I was raised religious and was brainwashed to the extent that i have a deep rooted anxiety of physical intamacy. In my early 20s, I should probably get therapy.

New fag here keep getting file to large to post. I wanted to share my wife its just a screenshot to of the real pic

Actual virgin here 38 and hating it, but approaching the ability to have sex. Here's the tl;dr version: dad was murdered when I was a kid so mom decided what would help is more religion. So yes, I am FUCKED mentally and cannot experience intimacy because my own life was fucked from childhood.

>>716496770

Wow, hey look, you're me 8-18 years ago minus the complete life destruction.

>>716497251

see?

>>716495762
too ugly

I have absurdly high standards.

>>716495762
I'm a kissless Virgin. I have a girlfriend and all we've done so far has been hugging and holding hands, granted it's only been 2 weeks. She's not a Virgin though which granted again it's not easy finding a girl that isn't one

kissless virgin at 19 here

i don't like people in general, so getting intimate with a living fuckdoll isn't all that high on my priority list

I lost my vcard in 2011, fucked 3 girls that year. That experience only made me more autistic and closed-off, fucked my head up and down. Be careful what you wish for, anons.

Also, sex is highly overrated

>>716497852
>>716498155

Not kissless here. I was a Casanova till I hit 3rd grade and EVERYONE began telling me how bad it was to touch girls. Thanks, adults.

18 year old, 10 female sex partners checking in

>>716498254
I wasnt really focused in girls so much at a young age when I was though, I basically felt insecure. Not about dick size really, but more of so everything else. With Skoliosis and an inverted chest wall along with a shorter and stunted right arm it's hard to be willing to take clothes off in front of people

>>716495762
I fucked a chick once. It was 7 years ago

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the term "virgin" comes from Latin and only refers to females. The male version is "loser" "nerd" "NEET" but not virgin.

t. an actual Virgin

sort of autistic normalfag here

My dick was inside 7 different women in my life. Two are one night stands, three are serious relationships, one is a not serious relationship, and one hooker.

I have approach anxiety and I'm still worried about being alone. I get very attached to my girlfriend because of my own fear.

>>716495762
Lvl 34 Wizard here...

>Have an old-fashioned view on sex
>Have had a few grillfriends, but only one that I would have given the D to, due to my old-fashioned beliefs
>Said grill wanted to wait until marriage
>Said grill is an ex
>Haven't had a grill friend in many years

>>716495762
>>716495762
Had plenty of sex in my life but on a bit of a celibate streak because I lost interest. I tend to notice the shit about people that drives me crazy as soon as I meet them and it's a massive boner kill. I think a lot of it has to do with my last break up, but I just have disinterest in associating with women sexual or otherwise.

>>716498878
>grill
>grill
>grill
>grill

this is why you don't get laid

>>716499049
If I were referring to an actual grill and not using the verbiage of this site, you would be absolutely correct.

>>716498646

So I should be adding Extra NEET or Extra nerd olive oil to my recipes? Where do I find that?

>>716495762

Because making out and sex are nasty and slimy to me.

>>716499049
Newfag

>>716499397
This. People are fucking gross.

>>716495762
>implying people here are not all edgy 12 year olds

>>716496060
Reported

.>>716498695
Same, I've had sex with very pretty girls, and had several beautiful girlfriends but for some reason approaching a girl is always hard for me.

>>716495762
i am not entitled to a womans attraction and im not black or muslim so i just dont go around raping people

>>716499323
the fruit of the olive is the female part, DUH

>>716495762
because i'm fat, ugly and socially awkward.

20 yo virgin here

>Tall
>Relitivley good looking
>Above average Benis

Had alot of girlfriends in highschool but never got to banging ( done everything but it)

What I think k my downfall was lack of being social
Didn't go to alot of parties etc and never went to college
That and when I had that chance I chickened out in highschool

>>716496770
Exactly like me
I'm social and I look somewhat attractive yet somehow I just don't know any girl that would be good for me. Maybe I'm too picky or too autistic for this.

>>716495762
social anxiety and never I learned proper social skills

>>716500033
I guess I'm right on the verge of being a normie but not quite there
And I don't think k I want to be a normie

never had a girl being interested in me because i always was the new kid... now im out of school and dont know how to meet girls

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>>716500065
>I'm too picky
you're just saving yourself for the right g̶i̶r̶l person

answer to q1: not sure, that'd take some extensive polling to determine
Q2: im gay. please stop misgendering me you scum.

I want a wife, not a girlfriend. I have literally zero interest in the landscape of modern dating, but I want a wife so I can fuck her and only her for the rest of my life and raise a family together. Too bad that shit doesn't happen anymore.

>>716500065
Same here. I really really want to you reply to my post or your mom will die in sleep tonight

bc i hate women

>>716496770
Same here

>>716500371
Haha keep telling yourself that as you watch opportunities and your life roll by.

But no, no, it will be worth it in the end right? Hahahaha

00000 get

>>716495762
27 years old
300+/- lbs
6 foot 3 inches
5-6 inch cock

Never gotten past the second date.
Made out with a few girls.
Fingered a chick in my car after a movie once.
Was about to fuck this chick in my car once in a parking lot behind a grocery store, but we were interrupted in various states of undress.

And that is as close as I ever got.

Im a beta nerd who doesn't like going out, has fear of intimacy and blown away 3 potential sex opportunities.
I also blame all of my failures on my lack of height, which even now I consider as a legitimate excuse.

>>716500000 get

I lost my vCard 2 days ago to a random girl I literally just met.
Wasn't that special
The head was cool
23 years old with a small penor
She didn't say anything. Said she came 4 times so I guess I did good? Fucked for 2 hours but I never came.

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>>716500896
Not even close, faggot.

>>716500915
At least you can drive

I don't really care not to be.

Because there's always something that prevents it.

My first 23 years, it was my weight and lack of confidence and social skills.

Then it was loose skin.

Now it's a patch of really shitty skin. The worst thing is, now I do have a chance.

>>716500533
This desu. Dating today is awful
>feelsbadman.jpg

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It's easy as shit you just have to get a girlfriend and she'll fuck you in 2 months guaranteed or your money back

Not a virgin, not by far, slept with so many teen girls when I was younger.
But I am now 30 years old and haven't had sex for at least 5 years.
I like both girls and men, prefer men but girls totally ok.
I think the reason is that I don't go out much thanks to my work and thanks to my hobbies.

I don't really care tho at all, I want the real deal, the one and only love.
If I can't have that person I just can't be bothered with a one night stand once in a while...

>>716495762
Jesus is watching.

I honestly wish I could go back to being a virgin. I feel like my sexual fantasies were so much more vivid and masturbation was way better. Sex really isn't that good

>>716501298
>or your money back
>women will pay back all the money you spend on them

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I'm ugly and got a diagnosed depression and social anxiety but I've still fucked a dozen girls, I can't even imagine how pathetic you virgins must be

>>716501496
>found the liar

>>716495762
Bangladesh - i don't put my disk in any girl. And my girl, when I find her, will be untouched.

>>716501569
believe whatever keeps you happy, I'm also short at 5'7

>>716501189

iknowrite Am literally considering just importing a trap from south east asia and avoiding all of this bullshit.

>>716501883
That's hella gay nigga

23 year old virgin here.

I'm not kissless but the most i've dine us oral. I dont really have a large desire for sex really, i mostly crave companionship from my partners due having a fucked up childhood. Its that i dont want sex at all, the thought if getting laid makes me terrified. I have been dating the same girl for three years shes also a virgin roughly the same age who feels the way as i do about sex so it helps a lot. I'm confident we'll have sex at some point but we arent in a rush and im fine with that.

>>716501984

Well... I'd grab myself a standard issue Asian, but I'm afraid American culture will ruin her.

>>716495762
Depression, anxiety, ugly, poor and have bigger problems on my plate than worrying about getting my dick wet.

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>>716495762
29yo, never paid much interest to women, propably ugly and too high expectations, also an autist and currently not employed

>>716495762
Not socially akward, have a decent job and stay in decent shape but

5'7"
Balding
Crooked teeth
Unattractive to say the least
Pale
Live with parents at 25. WA housing market is insane

Kissless, no holding hands, no gf ever. Never even asked a girl out because i Know ill be labeled a creep for even thinking about it

Ill probably just off myself around 30 to halt my embarrassment in its tracks

>>716495762
Not a virgin but I was a late bloomer I lost my virginity when I was like 12

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>>716502162
>Standard issue Asian
>afraid that American culture will ruin her
>would rather import a trap

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>>716501496

22 virgin. Kissed a gal once in my childhood. Could have had a few girlfriends in the past but nothing in the last few years. I'm not sure i want to date anyone really, i crave companionship and love but the whole dating scene is fucking fucked big time m8s.

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>male
>skateboards
>long silky bangs
>green/blue/grey eyes
No problem picking up chicks here. I could be taller and buffer but I am confident with my traits and confidence leads to experience in seducing girls

>>716495762
I'm a 18 years old virginfag. The only thing I can blame is myself, I'm ugly, overweight and my self-esteem is very very low.

I can be very social when I want, I used to have many friends and even go out with a lot of girls, but... I don't know what is wrong with me, I just didn't get a single kiss, is like no girl is intrested in me... It sucks to feel like that, no one really appreciated me, nor wanted me, so I cut contact with everyone but a small group of good friends, it's good to quit living a lie... But now I'm alone and depressed

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>>716502951
in 15 years those same girls will be throwing themselves at you.Plus they'll be divorced with kids

>>716501189
>Dating today is awful
dating is great if you're a young woman or rich man

>>716502558

Yup, America has royally fucked me up.

>>716495762
I was a loser in high school and stopped caring once I was out of high school. Rather get high and play video games.

>>716503895

Being rich and ugly is still enough to fuck up some people.

>>716499491
hes right tho

Virign here.

>Dated a girl for three years in highschool. She was hardcore Christian and wanted to wait. I respected that.
>Planed on getting married after high-school.
>Things weren't bad... She would at least give me handjobs.
>Turn 18, wedding set for 8 months from now.
>Then shit got bad... Find out she has terminal cancer 3 months from wedding.
>We get married right away but she went from 100 to 0 quickly.
>She died before we could ever make love.

Truth be told anons... I would stay a virgin forever just to have her back.

>>716502558

And I didn't say would rather. I just feel it's the more sensible option at this point. Thanks, Obama.

>>716504275

Your tale sounds awful. You knew, didn't you? You should have rushed that wedding, tradition be damned. Shit like this is why religion is outmoded and should be mostly abandoned.

>>716495762
What does the touch of a female feel like?

>>716495762
Im a virgin and I havent fucked a girl because my virginity belongs to my boyfriend

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>>716504275
>just to have her back
when zombie apocalypse goes down she'll fuck your brains out

recently lost it actually, ama

>>716500969
The smile on that kids face kills me

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>>716505905

You'll get better results with a pic.

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>>716506465

Or not...

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>>716507503

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>>716507550

>>716495762
Cause I'm fat, love food, and being around people is both exhausting and unpleasant for me.

21
the only problem is my tiny dick
it's like 8 or 9 cm
I don't even try to find girls, even tho there are plenty I could fuck where I live
but they would probably just laugh when I pull out my micro dick
so I just stick to fapping to porn

>>716495762
cuz the jew has cursed me

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>>716495762
Haven't bothered with relationships, because I don't see much value in them.
Too much quiet time, I guess.

>>716495762
1 here.
why would i?

>>716507684

If you have money they'll still come for drinks. Find a smaller woman, she'll be more likely to want a smaller cock.

Got my first blowjob when I was 14, thought it was all uphill from there, but five years later I'm 19 and I've made out and gotten a handy from other girls since then but still a virgin
Don't even know why, it just happened that way

Same as most other anons, almost 20 not kissless but a virgin still. I'm definitely afraid of intimacy, fat ugly blah blah blah, but really I've just stopped caring about it and resigned myself to becoming a real wizard

>>716496495
Fucking savage

24. I've beta'd out of every opportunity I've had to get laid.

Some of it has to do with just being a little beta bitch. Some of it has to do with me still livng at home in the basement. I want to move out by the summer, either get my own place if I can afford or move in with a roommate.

I just feel awkward as hell bringing a girl home to windowless, moldy, dungeon that reeks of cat piss and shit.

18 virginfag here.

Not a kilssless virgin, but the girl I kissed the first time(I was 17 at the time) was really fucking drunk, and I was as well(so drunk my dick couldn't even get up).
So yeah that stuff kinda ruined my self-esteem even more cause my friends told me I was a really bad kisser, and asked if I never kissed anyone before(ofc I lied to them about that and told them I had).

Tbh I'm considering going to a prostitute, the ones that have their own apartment go from 15 to 50 euros, and I got 30 so I'm thinking about it. Should I go for a regular chick or a trap(there are some hot ones in my city)?

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>>716495762
Just never been interested.

Also, question, is sex really that good? It kind of seems like getting high, it's pretty good at first, but then you realize that money could be spent on better things.

>>716507577
who's that guy?

I'm 21 years old and have had sex with 4 chicks. Then I became the most ugly man on planet earth because of acne, this also made me autistic as fuck. Since I refuse to bang fat chicks it seems like I will be celebate for the rest of my life

I turned 20 recently and I am a kissless virgin. Diagnose with autism, which I use as an excuse for all my problems.

>>716508607
A bj is better than vaginal sex anyway

>>716509503
You basically realize once you have sex how much people hype it up and how all the time and effort you spend trying to get it could've been better spent doing something else.

Sex is great, there's definitely better things to dedicate all your time and effort pursuing though.

>>716509688
Why don't you just get some sort of acne medication, dude? Or look up some natural remedies to cure acne?

Guys, just go to a local club. Get some drinks, find a girl, buy her some drinks until shes fukt up and then take her into the toilets and go on from there. There are so many sluts at the club who just wanna have sex...its not that difficult

>>716497251
What religion?

I totally get it. I was raised Jehovah Wittness and I know more 30+ year old virgins than I care to. I used to go to the same church as a lady who spent her younger years being a missionary for those people. She was 80+ years old never married, never had sex, no family. I cant help but think she regretted letting them control her sexuality by the time her long lonely life wrapped up.

Go hire a whore. Break the ice. Salvage what you have left of your life man.

>>716500949
If she came 4 times she will be back for more then you can get yours. Make sure you follow up if you want more

>>716510139
Betas aren't predators, and that is predatory behavior.

>>716510537

Just standard issue Roman Catholicism.

>>716495762
Didnt do it with my ex when we were together because we were both under aged (she was older than me, i aint no creep)

im poor and sleep in my parents living room so i never have the confidence to bother asking girls out because there would be no where to go

id like to think im a nice guy but all my friends with girlfriends have $$$$$$$$$$$ , they can provide food,entertainment, shelter, rides , clothes, vacations and ive seen them do it several times

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>>716495762
23 yo kissless virgin from Russia
was handholdless till the age of 18
was hugless till the age of 21
>inb4 get a local tramp for a bottle of stolichnaya ))))

>>716510537
>I cant help but think she regretted letting them control her sexuality by the time her long lonely life wrapped up.

Honestly, I'm good. The woman you mentioned was obviously devoted to god. That does it for some people, but not others. I had a VERY happy childhood and I never wanted for anything, but it ended early. The murdering fucks are the ones who deserve hell, not me, so I'm not going to dwell on the past, but enjoy my life instead, pussy or no.

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>>716509047
>Should I go for a regular chick or a trap(there are some hot ones in my city)?

And there's another problem for me. All this porn and no pussy has me seriously asking this question and not just about a lay that day, but the question of a lifemate. Women are too much drama!

I finally lost my v card this year to my first gf and I'm 28 don't give up anons the right one take time

>>716495762
Because I'm on the fatter sides of things and I don't like people. Selfish vile creatures.

Why would I want to do the long ass mating ritual we have only to have the girl dump me last second because I fucked something up, or because she was using me as a free meal?

>>716513179
What kind of a hog would let a 28 year old virgin fuck them?

>>716495762
18. virgin
i talk to alot of girls but i never seem to go anywhere, just couple of words changed.
weekends i dont go out or anything i just stay home and play.
any advice on getting pussy?
things to say etc and how to know girl is into you?

>>716496495

Nailed it. Porn has ruined /b/, and it's sad because it's always pretty shit-tier porn when the rest of us have the whole entire internet to work with.

>first gf at 14
>first bj at 14
>first actual sex at 20

I had a weird little gap there, but any sense of wizardry is long gone.

>>716513459
My 21 year old girl that who

18 virgin who just doesn't want to spend her first time with a guy she knows doesn't care for her or her wellbeing
idk why i'm like this, but at the same time i'm somewhat glad

i just don't feel like its that serious regardless of the fact that i'm constantly horny

>>716513879

None of this is true.

>>716495762
Can't talk correctly and have small cock

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23 year old virgin checkin in.
Still a virgin cuz
1.im a bit "traditional" (would wanna go and shit for a year or so before we bump uglies).
2.i guess i have baggage kinda. recovering from social anxiety and self diagnosed avpd

i've had tons of crushes but none of them ever stuck. seriously dont know if its me who's the problem or the chicks im into.

soon to be wizard here, must gather my magic power

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> 1st kiss at 19, 3 month and 26 days
> 1st bj at 19, 3 month and 26 days
> 1st actual sex at 19, 3 month and 26 days

>>716495955
you dont have to go clubbing to get girls anon

on the contrary

>>716514084
Don't lie.

>>716497852
if you're not fuckin you're not going out. she's just using you for free stuff

>>716497852

Pray she doesn't cheat on ya

>>716513952
whatever floats your boat anon

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>>716509508
>girl with a dick
>"who's that guy?"

Try harder. 1/5 cause i replied.

I'm 18,still Virgin, despite the fact I actually have a girlfriend for more than half of the year. Is it normal? I see so much people around having sex years ago.

>>716500915
I feel you mate

23
325
6'7''
6.5"L / 6.5" girth

Never had a real date
had a few kisses / make outs
Have a few female friends, but I'm honestly not that interested in them

Never got close/10

>>716514161

I've fucked 14 girls - 13 of them between 18 and 22 before I had a short drought and met my current wife at 23. It's a number that's more than your average btard but still far from anything special.

I never met ANY of those girls in a club. Get hobbies, join clubs - even super nerdy ones. Stop looking for the perfect girl and worrying about being 'friendzoned'. Having girls as friends introduces you to more girls - go from there.

Usually virgins stay that way because they find one girl they fixate on or they go out looking for a girlfriend. You need to go out looking to have a good time and taking shit from there. Don't sweat failures, it's all learning.

>>716495762
ru-anin passing by.
I'm 26. Lost virginity in year ago with a whore. Since i live in Saint-Petersburg (the most quality paind sex in russia arguably). Been searching for a paid sex for a few weeks in the web. Daily checking on feedback forum (yeah, people were visiting brotherls and leaving their feedback there) brought me to this one girl my age, everyone were speaking like she is kind of a magic mystery, fucks like a cat, likes the process, very cheerfull and welcoming.
So i called, literaly told them that i am a virgin in 25 and just want this off my chest. 60$ for hour with a very good looking, cheerful woman. Damn those kissed were hot. I'll remember it for my entire life and if at some point i'll have a gf or a wife or smth like it i'll tell them that story in detail with no shame. It was indeed like magic.

Btw i've been told that it is sort of a rare thing to find such a warm welcoming for the first time. So yeah. Thanks a lot, Lora, never forget.

>>716509688
>medicated soap
>fresh, clean towel on your pillow every night (has to be a fresh one every day)
>stop eating crap
>stop drinking alcohol for a bit
>get some exercise
and your acne will be gone in a couple of days.

>>716514300

Horny, 18 and a girl on /b/ who 'just happens' to be too socially awkward to get laid?

Yeah, tell me which part of that seems legit here?

to be fair it looks like a lot of people these days just bee-line for the first hottest person they think they can land. spend more time finding a female who's like a best friend you do everything with and share.

Of course you're gunna be bitter if you keep dating sluts with no personality, no hobbies with nothing interesting about them. Date a rock climber or a marine biologist or something that's a 6/10 and you'll have a far better time than with some 9/10 who's "hobbies" include shopping and instagram

>>716513879
>this bait tho
there are no women on the internet anon

>>716495955
i dont like getting out either but grow the fuck up fagshit

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>>716514303

Truth!

If you fall you might land on it.

>>716514869

Could this hypothetical 9/10 shopper suck a golfball through a garden hose?

Learn to enjoy yourself anon. Learn to know when you're being stuffed around, but learn to take advantage of some slut while you're waiting around for that marine biologist.

Because honestly, that 6/10 marine biologist is sucking miles of dick before you come along and marry her as a 'good girl'.

>>716514919
He wasn't complaining, he was just answering the question. People should stop assuming everyone cares about getting laid.

>>716514161
>thinking you have to go to a bar or club to get laid
lol sounds like you're between the ages of 18~22 and have never picked up or dated without having to go to a bar or club.

You get better results with friends-of-friends, clubs, social groups and activities bro.

Here's a pro tip: Make 2 maybe 3 good female friends and unless you have poor hygiene or act like a cunt you'll have them throwing all of their single friends at you.

Hard mode: Make the girls you met through the first 2-3 throw THEIR friends at you too

>>716515078

If you don't care about getting laid you literally have nothing to live for. You can TELL yourself you don't care because that's the easy way to justify your failures to yourself. But believe me, you and everyone else reading this wishes they were getting laid right now. Including me.

>>716515041
>missing the point entirely
Ok bro whatever, enjoy going to the Tatt's Hotel again tonight to drink your $5 pints in the corner while you wonder why all the Beckies and Stacies you're fucking arent staying loyal or falling in love with you. Not gunna tell you how to live your life but you know... kind of makes a difference when you have a girl that's interesting as opposed to a boring pin-up.

>>716495762
Not a virgin

>>716515303
I don't. People are gross and full of shit.

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>>716515213
>female friends
Excuse me?

>>716515303
Not me. I just wanked and have no sexual urges currently

>>716515432
how to win at life
>have a small group of mates
>have 2-3 "main female friends"
>use them to spider-network your way thru every girl in the city
I bet you use tinder lol.

>>716515213
>assuming people can find interests and friends.

>>716515500
I get the sense that you're an awful person.

>>716515500
I don't use anything social oriented since I got nobody to stay in touch with.

>>716514163
I haven't even bought her anything yet

>>716514286
She's had several "chads" come up to her and she's rejected to them all. I'm pretty much a low standard but she said yes. We've been friends for awhile anyways and she's told me how she hates she let it go

>>716515405

YOU'VE missed the point entirely. You don't marry those sluts you retard - you don't even get exclusive with them. You don't expect them to fall in love.

It's not one or the other - you virgintards need to get this through your head.

>>716515496

Give it 20 minutes.

>>716496015
That you mad Lou?

>>716496060
Underage B& GTFO faggot

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>>716496154
That's FUCKING sad anon. Have a nude of my GF to hold you down. If you like will give you a couple more to fap to.

rent a hooker

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because i'm not attracted to girls anon

>>716496405
You have a cock. Plenty of sluts with daddy issues who are horny AF ad will fuck anything with a cock. You just have to be willing to deal with fuggos, fatties,or fat fuggos.

>>716495762
They make me angry, they're very needy and they get in the way of important things like success.

>>716515738
>It's not one or the other - you virgintards need to get this through your head.

Shut up, Chad. For some of us it's not one, it's only the other.

>>716497251
Damn bro your wizard powers must be strong AF. Why not by a hooker? Just busting that first nut will increase your confidence and your desire to talk to women. I lost my virginity at 14 and as soon as I did my confidence shot through the roof and I was not afraid to talk to any girl. Just buy a hooker anon

>>716498155
"Living fuckdoll"
Spoken like a true bitter virgin /b/tard

>>716516472
I'm not willing. Why would I want to fuck something I'm not attracted to? How do people physically do that? More for you, I guess.

>>716497673
Fuck off faggot

>>716516657
>assuming he cares
Why would you think a 38 year old virgin gives a shit?

>>716516666
Nah not more for me, I have the confidence to go after any girl I want. I may get rejected but hey on to the next one. I get laid pretty regularly and I'm not the best looking or richest guy and I'm kinda chubby. For your situation I think that's your only option. Unless youre willing to get confidence and start talking to women that you desire.

>>716516754
Because he's 38 and a virgin. What I should just assume he's cool with dying a virgin? That's where he is on his way too.

>>716495762

why havnt you?

>>716516885
>my only option
It's not though. I could just not get laid and save all my time, money and energy for myself.

Because i'm skinny fat, and didn't have many opportunities in high school.

>>716500583
Fuck you.

>>716516943
Some people want to be alone, believe it or not.

>>716516943

I don't want a slut I want a wife. So me and my $16k 401K that's soon to be a 12+k RothIRA will continue looking. A new used $3000 car will help.

>>716516975
Spoken like a true virgin. Are you just not interested in expericing one of the most meaningful and beautiful parts of life?

Has anyone else not had just a kiss, just oral, just holding hands but has had full on dirty fucking sex with two or three different girls? Like no working up to it you just start with sex? Maybe I just bang whores

>>716517039

I don't, see below` your post.

>>716517069
Kek. Enjoy dying alone faggot. Money and possessions don't mean anything when it's all said and done, what counts is the way you lived your life.

>>716517099
>meaningful and beautiful
I disagree. And no, I don't. What's difficult to understand about that?

>>716517039
That's what lonely people tell themselves

>>716517190
Actually, that doesn't matter either. Nice try though, that's very cute.

>>716516335
God, Jesus dude. You fuck that?

>>716517234
Nothing I just find it hard to believe anyone could be comfortable with such a shitty existence but god speed virgin

>>716517190

No shit. I've been working towards actual happiness since dad was murdered. I was recently fired from a job that consumed every part of me and didn't care. Now that the asshole boss is out of my life I've got a job I like, working for a company I like. Next comes a relationship. I just have to find someone who's ready for all this baggage. The miss right I've had my eye on for over a decade now isn't interested and as much as it hurts to admit that I'm going to move on.

>>716517239
So? Is that supposed to make me feel bad for being alone? People are users and abusers. I'm simply choosing to avoid that game in favor of keeping the spoils of my life to myself.

>>716517428

Greed didn't help much either. Having nice toys isn't any fun without friends.

>>716517338
Thanks anon. Good luck living life believing you need other people to make you happy and complete. Weak bitch.

>>716517492
I'm having a great time.

>>716517393
You've "had your eye on her" for a decade? Jesus dude you'd think you'd have worked up the courage
Even if she's into you waiting a decade isn't exactly on most people's schedules
Get in there
Also you can always just get some pussy eh

>>716516975
>>716517099
Echoing second anon. You wish to 'save all your time and energy for yourself', but getting laid is one of the most 'for yourself' things you can do. It's life-affirming, restorative, good for your self-esteem, good for the soul, all that jazz. How could you not be interested?!

>>716517563
I'm just not. People are repellent. I've never received comfort from another person. I don't see the appeal.

Born with HIV cuz my father was a manwhore and fucked a million people before he fucked my mom giving her the AIDS and leaving to fuck more chicks. I feel like I can't be a total douche like my dad, infecring people and leaving them. Even if I wear a condom It still feels wrong on a very deep and personal level.