YLYL: Christmas Special Bringing out the best of what I've

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>>716488189

>>716488463
Aww so cute

>>716488438
that Kevin James is such a racist bastard....

>>716488720
Does that dude in the background sitting on the couch have a hitler mustache?

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Too soon?

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>>716488189

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Annnnnd on that note, I'm outta here for awhile. Keep the thread alive, /b/ros.

>>716488513
XD

Should i use half a stick of butter or the hole thing?

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

>>716489141
well, better reply then

>>716489884
Stop encouraging him

>>716489141
Sup

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>>716489141

>>716489141
sheeeeittt

>>716489141
Kys

>>716490402

Oh Christ, I'm watching The Drunken Peasants right now. Thanks for that TJ/banana individual situation.

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm..reply or you will...sniff...never have a girlfriend….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>716489141
Ok

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>>716489141

>>716489141
die

>>716489141
Fuck you

>>716488189
Wow Filthy Frank has hit a low..

>>716489141
Fag

>>716489141
Well shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=063wANsIjmE

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>>716489141

>>716489141
Damn damn damn

>>716488474
Got me

Does anyone have a webm of a guy licking chickens vagina?

>>716496390

I'd like to see this also

>>716489141
kek

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I made this for you all.

>>716489141
fuck

>>716496390
I know you've been here too long when I know exactly what you're talking about

>>716489141
sdfszxfvchnjkmhbfxcsz

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>>716497781
Sign me up!

>>716489141
Why not

>>716489141
I WILL NOT

>>716489141
not taking any chances don't want to be alone forever already spend most of my nights worrying about that even though i don't have a hard time with girls i guess it's just a fear of never being able to connect emotionally with someone or falling in love with the wrong person

>>716498518

what happened

>>716488438
Based on the movie within a Simpsons episode

>>716493011
I have never seen this 1 before, is it new?

>>716499128
not newer than you.

>>716489141
H

>>716498880
Genetics

>>716489141
Kekekekkekekek

>>716489141
gotta b safe

OK got a pretty funny story that happened to me last week:
>be me
>21st birthday
>get home from work
>unlock door to my appartment
>all normal as usual
>birthday_fap.jpeg
>already open pants on way in
>suddenly friends appear everywhere
>tfw surprise party
>all scream in chorus: "reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight"

>>716499529
kek

>>716489141
Better safe than sorry.

>>716498880
ET phone home?

>>716489141
Fuck

>>716499997
2 off

>>716488388
Hey, that shit tastes good.

>>716499529
Wow nice one

>>716489141
Fuck you fuck boi

>>716499529
Shit

>>716489141
Feels

>>716499529
fucker

>>716488308

Thanks Lori

>>716499529
Might as well...

>>716499529
You got me this time fgt

>>716499529
replying in unision

>>716489141
oh

>>716489141
Aww fuck

>>716499529
oh

>>716499529
Aww fuck

>>716489141
shite

>>716499529
ok

>>716499529
shite

>>716490402

THIS IS WHAT ATHEISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE!

>>716489141
kek nigger

>>716489151
Was she okay?

>>716489141
What a gag

>>716502466
Get out of here /pol/

>>716499529
Kys

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>>716502909
/b/ telling other boards what to do

>>716503341
>/b/ telling other boards what to do
Fixed it for you, I'd tell you to have a merry Christmas but that'd be telling you what to do

>>716489141
F

>>716503686
kek

>>716489141
damnnn why dude

>>716489141
If anyone's actually a virgin and never had a girlfriend, they should probably be doing pretty much ANYTHING else except looking at this thread.

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>>716489141
SHIT!

>>716489141
die

>>716489141
I'm not a virgin anon >:(

>>716499529
Ohhhhh (YOU)

>>716489141
F

>>716488189
more of this slut?

>>716489141
Reeee

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Haha i got something funny

>>716504720
This needs to be a thing

>>716499529
fek

>>716499529
Keque!

>>716489141
etth

>>716488720
Lost
I just pictured a screeching xeniggermorph and I have to leave

>>716502466

The Jews have burrrowed their conspiracy into the fabric of reality itself, going so far as to alter history to make it so it actually happened!

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-16657363

http://www.livescience.com/44443-treblinka-archaeological-excavation.html

https://www.hdot.org/debunking-denial/or23-bone-crushing/

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>>716488720
Sauce?

>>716489141
I fucking Hate this site

>>716499529
Nigga

>>716503686
Have a Merry Christmas! Hail Hydra!

>>716489141
Gy

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>>716489141
damn

>>716499529
kys

>>716488189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3HydRGIwt8

>>716499529
K

>>716488474
heartily guffawed

>>716489141
Clever

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>>716490402

You still think that good is real?

>>716511792
nah but it's fucking funny

>>716499529
cunt

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>>716491150

>>716489141
wtf man

>>716490426
ok

>>716499529
fuck off

>>716490426
this is retardest

>>716489141
damn

>>716489141
:T

>>716499529
Fuck you

>>716489141
kys

>>716488189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSOqc_Ab9-s

>>716499529
You faggot

>>716489141
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR8CDEhk7DM

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>>716489141

>>716488573

I'll never let go, George!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdDx49Xsq4Y

>>716489141
Here's a reply

>>716499529

wot

>>716489141
g

>>716489151
fake you can see the chicken cropped in her head

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>>716489151

>>716489141
better be safe

>>716518726
A reminder that im going to hell kkkeeekkk

>>716499529
u cuck