High as fUCK, let's pull some tarot cards. Ask a question

>>716487894
Fuck it, its Christmas

Does she love me?

Merry Christmas anon

>>716487963

Ace of Swords, King of Cups, The Devil.

Good luck buddy.

>>716488100
Sounds like I'm gonna need it...

Merry Christmas anyway Anon

>>716487894
Waht will happen when we met tomorrow

>>716487894
Do i fuck her or her slightly uglier friend that likes me more,b tw i've got no idea what cards mean

>>716488453

10 of Cups, 6 of Wands, Page of Cups

Apparently rad shit, anon. Looking forward to it.

what sort of person will i become in the future?

>>716488554
Merry Christmas to you man
Your doing God works

>>716488527
Queen of Pentacles, King of Wands, 8 of Pentacles.

Go with the one that'll make you smile.

>>716488571

The High Priestess, Knight of Swords, Queen of Cups.

Don't rush into anything, you'll fuck yourself.

>>716487894
Will this triad relationship that my gf and I have just entered in to work out?

>>716488709
That doesnt help much but thank amyway

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>>716488623

>>716487894
How am I doin?

Should I blaze even though I'm sick ?

Will my projects work, dear magic OP ?

>>716488836

Two of Cups, Queen of Wands, 8 of Cups.

Consider how nice it may seem now versus whether it'll be as fun later down the road.

>>716488917
yes, tarot cards are not needed for this question

>>716488905

The High Priestess, Wheel of Fortune, The Hermit.

Only you know, dude.

>>716488917
Page of Swords, 2 of Pentacles, 6 of Cups.

Regardless, blaze that shit and hack it up in the shower.

>>716489187
Tell me if theyre inverted or not

>>716487894

WIll my love life improve over the next 21 days?

>>716488940

7 of Cups, 3 of Wands, King of Cups.

Don't last minute that shit, plan and prep it all.

Surprise me OP

Should I stay with my girlfriend

>>716489328

The Hierophant, 6 of Cups, The Devil.

Ech.

>>716489676
I wasnt asking for another but lets see what that is anyway

Though, can you tell me how my partner is doing?

>>716489406

King of Swords, 5 of Cups, Ace of Pentacles.

You'll get something out of bad times.

Has anyone ever been as far as decided to go do even look more like ?

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>>716487894
will Donald Trump die before his first term is over?

>>716489872
kek

>>716489635

The Tower, King of Wands, 8 of Swords.

DON'T START A BUSINESS.

>>716487894
What will become of Western society?

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will i keep my job? im in the verge of losing it.

if tarot tell if inverted, and thanks in advance mighty witchanon.

>>716487894

all i want is adventure

am i the one?

>>716489658

Queen of Wands, Page of Swords, 4 of Wands.

YES. Couldn't emphasize yes more.

>>716489749

6 of Wands, Temperance, 6 of Swords.

Good, if you give them their space.

>>716489796

Were they all upright? Were any upside down?

>>716489872

6 of Pentacles, The Devil, 9 of Swords.

Too far, some would say.

>>716490294
Thanks OP, I will let them breathe. Lately I have been a bit all over them, but maybe that's related to me finding that deeper connection/purpose, eh? Just fucking love them so much. Sorry, hard to not talk about it : )

>>716489954

9 of Pentacles, 4 of Swords, 2 of Pentacles.

If we go down, at least it'll feel nice.

>>716489139
>>716489317
thanks guys, I really needed that extra motivation
have some cool music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mXg9Vkd3OE

>>716490526
A lot more optimistic than I had hoped for actually

>>716490023

Page of Cups, The Hermit, The Hanged Man.

Figure out if you WANT to keep it, i'd say.

Also to >>716490390 AND you...

i'm a dunce and mightily blazed, I spaced on the inverted or not shit. I've got my deck all upright for now, I shuffle them completely if i'm doing more in depth readings but for now we're keeping it simple and easy to crank out for you guys.

Is it a pipe dream or legit

>>716490036

Justice, The Hanged Man, The Hermit.

Go forth and do what your heart tells you is right.

>>716488100
oh shit that combo hahaha you have to kill your boss or something wow

>>716487894
The question for me is "today or not today?"

>>716487894
do >>716489914
you pussy!

How will i progress financially and career wise this year?

Is AU-PR going to happen

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>>716490439

I hope for happy times and prosperity for you both, Merry Christmas anon.

Where is my life headed in terms of work/trade/skills. Am I going to branch off and do/learn other things? Will I be happy with what's to come?

What are the chances that I'm the chosen one and my decisions are actually going to have a big impact whether I want them to or not?

>>716487894
Does the serial killer ever escape? Please tarot card on this question. Also what chu high on?

>>716489914
>>716490892

WHOOPS I TOTALLY SPACED IT, my apologies on such an important matter.

The Empress, 10 of Wands, Knight of Swords.

Whatever happens, no one will be surprised.

>>716487894
will my throat get better next year?

will I be successful and enjoy my life

>>716490832

10 of Pentacles, King of Pentacles, 2 of Pentacles.

If it's loosey goosey, bail. Needs to be sturdy.

>>716491188
Doesn't this one mean that Trump is going to be Putin's wife.

Was my girlfriend telling me the truth about last night

>>716490875

The Sun, 8 of Swords, King of Wands.

I'd say wait?

>>716491305
>goosey, bail. Needs to be sturdy

nicely stated, thnx

>>716490902

Knight of Wands, High Priestess, The Emperor.

Enjoy things in the moment, plan for the future.

>>716490410
Probably the most truthful answer to this question that anyone could ever have been given

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>>716487894
But OP, being high as fuck you should be able to tell their meanings so much better.
Please, would you open an exception and pull me 3 cards AND do the interpretation for me? Plox?

>>716490908

5 of Cups, Death, The Empress.

From death comes life and change.

>>716491383
No, I'd say if it's the 8 of swords then the edges won't touch me.

The sky is bright and the potential is real. Today is a day to be awake.

>>716491535
Getting high does not give superposers

>>716491016

5 of Swords, 2 of Cups, Queen of Swords.

If you see a clear opportunity for something new, grab it.

>>716491535
Sorry, forgot to make a question.
Am I gonna be OK by my own means?

>>716487894
Jesus fucking christ op. I wasn't expecting actual cheetos.

>>716491169

King of Swords, The Chariot, 9 of Pentacles.

Believe in yourself, it'll take you far.

>>716491174

The World, 2 of Wands, Ace of Cups.

Plausible.

Also, the fuckmate took bong duty all day. Christmas pot is always sweeter.

>>716491259

The Moon, Temperance, 6 of Wands.

I certainly hope so, anon.

>>716491286

4 of Swords, The Hierophant, Judgement.

Keep it simple.

>>716491322

The Magician, The High Priestess, Ace of Swords.

Does the truth matter, or what you want to hear as truth?

Am I gonna go crazy?

>>716490023
>>716490743
thanks witchanon, is not easy but i guess in the end the answer is always the same.

Have a good and high christmas btw!

>>716492002
thank you kind sir

>>716491535
>>716491718

Strength, 7 of Cups, Ace of Wands.

I think you're probably ready to move from whatever or however your life is into something new, and you know you're ready, but you have a lot of preconceived notions of how it's going to be. Keep an open mind, life is weird and nutty. Just roll with it, see what's out there and let it lead you instead of trying to make it up on your own. You got this, anon.

>>716492263

4 of Pentacles, Page of Wands, King of Cups.

You're ok, and you'll find comfort in being ok. Things are gonna be fine anon, in time.

AND WITH THAT, I'M KNOCKING OUT FOLKS. It's been good, i'll be around. Keep an eye out for me, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays anons~

Will I have a happy new year?

THANKS OP!

>>716492103
Cheers! Merry Christmas anon

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>>716491664
Not knowing much about tarot, I looked into each of those cards. Reflecting on my current situation (dissatisfied but also hesitant to change, putting the interests of others before myself, being strongly rooted in what I believe, and the fact that my car got stolen a couple nights ago) I'd say you're absolutely right. Thank you so much for the reading.

God luck and good speed m80. Have some tits.

>>716487894
Will I ever become successful creatively or will I grow old in a job I don't like like everyone else?

>>716491758
awww yiss

>>716487894
is my aunt really gonna give me a fucking blanket for christmas?? its fucking texas, its only cold 7 days out of the year and when it is cold i just turn on the heater? why couldnt she just give me a vanilla visa card like every year, wtf diane??

>>716488100
this means that you have to become her primary caretaker before she will even consider you a potential mate, show her you have money, are well endowed, and capable of protecting her

Will I marry for the fourth time?

>>716493043
4th dude what happened to the other 3 holy shit

>>716487894
Good thread. Wut u high on??

>>716487894
same question as other anon. does she love me?