ITT: We poorly describe games and other Anons have to guess them.

>chop trees
>build military compound
>eat every living thing in sight
>infiltrate Resident Evil
>use alien tech to shoot a plane down
>ur son is fucked up

>>716484456
The forest?

>be tarzan
>on the beach chillin
>swinging from one bitch to another
>fucked more hoes than charlie sheen
>probably caught stds aswell
>see 10\10 hoe lying on the beach
>dick hard as diamonds
>decide to swing on her
>about to land on her with razor sharp dick
>ripped guard appears out of nowhere , stands in front of her
>fuuuuuuuu.jpg as i land on him
>beats the living shit out of me
>ded

>>716484498
Yup

Your turn

>>716485124
>Be commander of spaceship
>Be chased by enemy fleet
>Different ships for different races

>>716485235
Sounds like FTL

>>716485733
It is in fact FTL

>>716485878
Hey hey hey

>couldn't sell the game
>knew this
>here's bundle!

Hint: not the first bundle you'll think of

>quiet guy
>super badass tho
>zombie aliens

>>716486327
Dead Space

>>716486444
Close. It's not any Dead Space though

>>716484266
Cry of Fear

>>716486562
Dead Space, but with a 2!

>>716484266
Metal gear solid?

>>716486640
I always want to play this game but never alone. It looks creepy as fuck.

>>716484266
Sanitarium?

>>716486327
System Shock?

>>716487250
Nope. Third installment of this franchise

Bumpty dumpty

>>716486327
Fallout 3!

>>716487876
Nope. That's actually the fifth fallout. Remember tactics and BoS

>>716486327
Half Life.

>filthy europoor
>stomp mudholes in motherfuckers day in and day out
>not a drop of pussy to show for it, just starch

>>716488052
Nopity nope
I can't believe you guys haven't guessed it!

>>716484266
>Every single city in existence with walls is built against a mountain or a coast or some other obstacle that makes it so only one wall may be sieged because fuck programming a game fully

>>716488113
Mario?

>>716486640
>>716486797
You're right!
Also,just do it. It's not only creepy,but also very sad,which is a wonderful combination for playing it alone.

>Dwarf Fortress lite with a better UI

>>716486327
Doom

>Build the glorious empire of Ireland by waiting around for four decades to fabricate claims

>>716488583
Rimworld?

>>716486327
Halo? Master chief is b0ss

>>716488694
Yessir

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>>716484266
>Investigator
>doubt

>>716484266
>every dickhead needs a dispenser
>every dickhead needs a medic
>every dickhead needs a hat
>every dickhead needs to die irl

Need I say more?

>>716488823
No. Team Fortress.

Bad Jokes, annoying brat, puzzles, press X to S̶h̶a̶u̶n̶ not die.

>>716488823
Say no more tf2

>>716488488
Total war series? Or civ

>>716488700
Correct!

>>716489023
Specific Total War game.

>>716488922
Skyrim

Hear "Woody's got wood" played over the station intercom while a clown force feeds you amphetamines and the reactor goes critical

>super hot lesbian
>monkey from the moon, apparently the smartest
>boop
>a guy obsessed with death and his rival, daddy 69
Need i say more?

>>716489053
Probably fucking shogun/shogun two? I had that issue alot

>>716489117
Overwatch

>be psychopathic 12 y/o
>commit suicide by jumping into random ass hole on a mountain
>apparently your on some fucked up drug trip because you meet a family of goats
>live a happy life but end up killing yourself again by eating poisonous flowers
>during the span of years later. a bunch of other kids do the exact same thing
>dont kill goatmom

>>716489143
Nope, of all the issues with that game the sieges were not one of them.

>space
>thalassophobia

>>716489117
Memewatch. cause its about 11:59 right now

Yee boiii. Funny game tho

>>716489175
Undergenders, duh

>no matter what rank I achieve I still feel awful at the game.
>it is never fun even when my team is winning.
>the game keeps having changes which mess up the balance and the company takes no responsibility for a month.

>>716484266
>Ready to go were on a ship
>I'm some dumb marine faggot
>Suddenly some asshole destroys the ship
>Ka-Boom shit explodes, pods rain down

>Onto the planet we drop
>Fast Forward

>Randomly fall onto planets surface
>Aliens keep raining from the skies
>I don't know where the fuck I'm going
>Never gonna get off this stupid planet

>>716489324
Is the company Blizzard? Or is the game CS:GO?

>>716489324
counter shekel global russian domination

Be 12.
Universe destroyed
Run through dungeons popping chestnuts open to rebuild world
6 man team
Rabbit is OP cause fuck melee
Boss is secretely a mouse
Then real boss fucks up ur shit

>>716489324
Tf2

>>716489324
Overwatch?

>rob a bank
>dlc

I Was Born In The USA

>>716489565
Payday 2

>>716489324
League of Legends

>>716489588
Yeah hahahahah

>mad max but with guns
>villan is some handsome faggot

>russian
>cheeki breeki style
>kill random people on the street one minute, and the next minute you are at a strip club
>wanna go bowling?

>>716489707
GTA4 aka the emptiest game in the world

>>716489689
Borderlands 2.

>>716488956
Heavy rain

>be some kid
>fuckin storm
>suddenly monsters
>granted power
>gotta find friends
>make new friends
>beat the bad guys
>find old friends
>beat the BAD guy
>get separated from old friends

>Cheeki Breeki iv damke

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> Living peasant life
> Dragon attacks peasant town
> Hunt down dragon and become God

>>716484266
>Be me
>First day of work
>Bitch brother wants to tell me what to do
>Do it my way
>Turns out i work for Evil.INC
>Fuck it now i fight against them
>Now iam a Terrorist
>Illuminati n sheeet

>But i always wear cool shades

>be small boy
>live in perfect socialist village
>(socialism only works there because it's so small though)
>invasion of literal capitalist pigs
>must fight them off with brain magic
>everyone you love fucking dies
>innocent woodland creatures lobotomized and surgically adapted to engage in terrorism
>the worst part is when one of them is human and it's a long lost loved one and he doesn't remember you because he's a fucking soulless droid now
>game culminates in depiction of child suicide

>>716489935
Sky's Rim

>>716489987
Close but wrong

>>716489978
What is Earthbound?
(Both the answer, and seriously, what the fuck even is Earthbound.)

>>716489935
rimming the sky

>someone kills your wife and you get the blame
>you go to prison
>suddenly you are broken out of that shit hole
>revenge.png
>some creepy dude visits you at night, said he watched you all along
>gives you the heart of your deceased wife to find bones

>>716489407
Risk of Rain. Look at the start of each letter

>>716489571
Hotline Miami 1&2

>>716490030
Dragon dogma?
man this game is boring as fuck

>>716489937
"I never asked for this."

>>716490054
Nope

>>716490091
Any Dues Ex game

>>716490086
Correct! Also fuck you DD is great

>>716489937
>Cool Shades
Deus Ex.

>>716489849
Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R call of pripyat?

>>716490091
>>716490116
Nice ya goons

>stare at a map the whole time
>dirty kebab is always the end boss
>incest apparently wins you the game

Chased by unknown entity, chased by white blood spewing bots, chased by other humans.

I guess you can say the protagonist wont.. RIP.

>>716486562
Halo?

>>716484266
>Murderous cunt is frustrated she cant kill you
>is jealous of your awesome friendship
>lots of ball/cube fondling

>dungeon
>bullets

>>716490257
Portal

>>716490301
Enter the Gungeon

>>716490301
Enter the Gungeon

>"Headshot!"
>giant fucking scorpions that are overpowered no matter what fucking level you are or what equipment you have FUCK

>>716490257
Portal?

>>716490325
>>716490331
That was so quick I don't even know which one is me. Have a >You buddy.

>>716490337
Fallout

>>716490073
Dishonored

>>716490354
Thank you I was confused as to whether or not I was first. Guess I'm not. Brb
Killing myself

>>716490421
Too slow. By a whole 6 seconds.

>>716490420
Yeah, was the description bad? :p

>>716488666
crusader kings 2?

>horrible fathers
>whimsy
>blood

I got a Tough one for you

>Wake up in a Dark Dungeon
>Next to me a Torch and some Metal spike
>No clue how to open doors
>2 Hours later finally figured out how to open doors
>Fight like the one scene in Team america :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQAACsFAOTY
>Fail a million times you fight like an Austic child
>Fall over crates, tabels and wooden spikes like a complet moron.

tfw its kinda fun

>>716489420
Not blizzard but you are kind of close.

>>716489407
Gold.

Risk Of Rain

>>716489610
You got it.

>>716490520
Dark Souls?

>>716490520
Exanima?

>>716490461
Not if I managed to figure it out.

>Lose 137 good men to a single carp

>Black and white graphics
>Story is told by the world itself
>Have to solve puzzles

>>716490033
Very close but no

also earthbound is a retro jrpg in a modern setting where a parody of america is invaded by aliens and a young boy who is a parody of the typical american kid must join forces with a girl who can see the future, an english boy who studied engineering at a boarding school and can make cool inventions, and an asian boy from a village in the sky who is a badass martial artist and can summon meteors, and together they go around violently liberating rabid animals and corrupt authority figures who are actually only the way they are because of the evil influence of the aliens

>>716490624
Dorf fort

>>716490719
Yes

>live with uncle
>uncle is mad scientist
>hes cool tho and you go on adventures and shit
>one day he dissapears so you sneak into his lab and steal some big power suit thing
>teleported to some cave in the middle of fucking nowheresville
>ur suit basically allows you to be spiderman and hang on rock formations and shit
>have no idea where you are or what youre doing or where youre going or where youre uncle is
>stumble across some kind of fucking frog humanoid village
>inb4 leafyisqueer

>>716490647
limbo?

>>716490647
White Night?

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>>716490624
Pokémon

>cyka blyat
>gloves
>"competitive" match making
>enemy spotted

Pretty easy

>>716490612
Fucking Hell mate ur right

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>>716490781
Yep
Have this as reward

>>716489849
SOC>>716489849
>>716489849
>>716489849

>>716490319
>>716490341
Yes sirs

>>716489978
Dungeon Defenders?

>>716490301
Gungeon

>>716489811
Earthbound?

>>716490835
Csgo

>>716490624
Df

- lost in storm
- adopted by creature
- adopted mother dies, you leave
- NAVI?!?!
- Jump n Shoot
- puzzles and escape sequences
- huge bird which may or may not be bad
- that FUCKING wind based puzzle
- volcano, stop it.

>>716491015
You did it

>start out as random kid
>friends are beta faggot, random bitch and hot teacher
>become edgy
>everyone is killed except your friends
>friends become edgy
>edgelord makes you edgier
>kill your friends
>kill edgelord
>become true edgelord
>kill god

>>716489978
Mother 3?

>Gotta get milk

> Be me
>Make swastika-formed flying vehicles
>Blow up my test drivers for luls
>Get money because of my "Research"

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>>716491251
ye you got it

>>716491265
Postal 2

>>716486327
Resistance: Fall of Man?

>>716489811
Kingdom Hearts

>>716489935
Dragons dogma

>>716491387
The milk is always obvious

>Drink blood
>Kill dragons

>>716491272
Kaiser Schusztaffel Program

>be nignog
>first mission: steal a bike
>end up owning the entire city

>>716491233
Overlord?

>Never should have come here.

>>716491130
Sounds like Ori and the Blind Forest.

>>716491542
GTA san andreas

>>716491233
So... Final Fantasy?
What about Final Fantasy 7?

>>716491542
GTA SananNIGGER

and no not quite

>Searching for treasure
>Treasure turns out to be a monster

>>716491569
Ya got it. That damned floating section tho..

Say, what gave it away anyways?

>>716484266
>World gets rekt
>Son kidnapped
>Qt3.14 doggo
>Annoying fucking nigger
>Hot reporter waifu

>>716491629
I just played that thing, only a third of the way through, and it all sounded familiar.
Especially the Navi and mom bit.

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>>716491542
Punch-Out

>>716491591
winrar muh boi

>>716491612
Kind of... I mean Grove Street Families end up dominating Los Santos as a gang, and CJ's got properties every fucking where lel

>Shitty remake of popular game series
>First person
>Released within the past two years

>Fight against army of clones
>Everyone is useless except you
>Always switching between firefights and spooky
>Really dysfunctional family because psychic powers and military conspiracy

>>716491688
Aw snap, guess I kind of gave away a part of the game. Well have fun with it, still one of the best games I played to date.

>>716490612
Here I thought I was the only one on /b/ who plays that awesome game

>>716491674
Fallout 4

>>716484266
>4 adventurers
>enter contest to win castle
>win
>castle is full of garbage and rats
>villagers hate you
>go on quests to make the world aknowlege you
>end up messing up a war between elves and humans
>end up upsetting the balance between heaven and hell
>wtf lasers?

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>>716489454
never played it far but the first three points seem to fit

>you and your brother are indigent niggars
>your brother goes to prison
>you became rich
>your brother came out prison
>you ask him to leave his indigent hood
>he refuses and continues to leave in the hood

>>716491771
I'm already expecting wind and fire. Honestly, I don't really see anything spoiler wise. And the game has been glorious thus far.

>>716491708
>too lazy to download Trump "WRONG" meme
>wrong

GTA San Andreas

>>716491843
>niggar 1 be CJ
>prison niggar 2 be Sweet
>hood be GSF

GTA:SA

>waka waka waka waka

>>716491858
Well have fun anyway. You are playing the definitive edition, yes?

>>716491778
Ring a ding ding baby

>>716491951
Shakira Simulator 2010

>>716491948
Yes, you are right

>>716491951
ManPac!

>>716491866
i know I'm wrong that's the joke

am i too much of an oldfag here? does literally no one know what I'm referring to??

>>716490213
kinda curious on this one. Totally not because of the incest, though.
>yes it is

>>716491976
Yup.

>travel
>be perpetually hungry
>die of dysentery

>>716491552
>>716491605

Sadly not, in any FF you dont kill your friends and in Overlord you dont start out as a random kid

>>716492023
apologies
maybe i'm the newfag here

>>716492044
Great. Polished and has some major improvements. the original had some issues.

>alone in the world
>dig everyday

Difficulty : 0/10

>be lost child
>get adopted by new mom
>foster mom dies
>roam world, find father
>father is dying
>try to save him
Oh god this place is filling up with water!!

>>716492182
Dig Dug

>9 years old bisexual child

>>716492220
No

>sausage
>"vodka" dev obviously never had a drop of alcohol in his life, induces effects similar to a drug trip
>sauna somehow fucking cleans you
>never take a shower
>build a car from memory
>wow, that took a while, lets drive it to the repair shop so i can finish it up
>horrendous AI always rams your car, and only when you are driving on the correct side of the road
>HAHA FINLAND IS SO FUNNY AND NOT LIKE AMERICA HAHAHAHA

>>716491621
Borderlands

>>716484266
>Running around like never before
>Suddenly zombie comes through wall and kills you
>Early access

>Be you
>Mom dies
>Dad escapes
>Try find him

>>716492182
Minecraft

>>716492371
yes, how did you figure that out?

>>716484858
Rust

>>716484858
Kingdom hearts?

>>716491772
I want to play it, is been in my wishlist since june, I haven't buy it tho because is in early access, is it worth it right now?

>>716492070
Oregon Trail. the dysentery gave it away

>>716492442
It was easy

> /pol/ vs /k/

>Ramirez! Do everything!

>Have magic mark on hand
>Demons out the ass
>Hole in the sky

>game starts, and you're already dead
>run around purgatory because you have to
>kill stuff to prevent war
>gravity too high to jump high
>no reloading, many guns
>shurikens and lightning

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>> shit gets rusty
>> all the locks are broken
>> badending.jpg
>> metal pipe

>>716492663

smt4 apocalypse
you forgot to add "edge"

also you could solve the post i did

>>716492739
Nope

>>716492663
bioshock infinite, should have left out the first line

>>716492663

this could be 12 semi-popular Japanese games

drakengard, devil may cry, etc.

>>716492070
Oregon trail dude

>>716492837
that is wrong

>be man in baseball getup
>purify the world
>big reveal: you're actually killing the world
>bigger reveal: your character knew this the whole time

>>716492844
Also wrong

>>716492916
that one shitty meme game with an overly convoluted storyline in an attempt to make it seem le deep

>>716489217
Subnautica

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here's 3:

1:
>> caught between demon/angel drama
>> escape 2 earth
>> fast forward 2K years
>> property value is shit & now u have to kill satan

2:
>> multi-tier warehouse
>> u are underpaid lift guy
>> angry refugee knows ur slammin his white GF
>> fight

3:
>> advertisement budget exceed 2 million including patron/contract gratuity
>> it's just shittier space engineers w/ instagram filter

>no real story
>nothing to fucking do
>but hey, atleast there's multiplayer
>loljk
>m-muh r-r-relaxation

>>716486219
Orange box?

>>716493102

skyrim or no man's sky

>such a lust for chapter 3

>>716493146
both honestly, but i had no man's sky in mind

>>716493102
No man's refund

>>716493162
Phantom Pain

>>716493189

tehehehe yessss

>Family dies
>Best Buddy dies
>Kill people
>Drugs n shit
>Have scary nightmares

>>716493208
binko bonko, good taste

>>716492663
I can wait for someone to figure it out

>>716493255

Pokemon

>>716492993
nope, never been a meme or had anything to do with memes

>>716493255
edge: the game

>>716493255
The son from Hotline Miami 2

>die
>die some more
>keep dying
>coiled sword, flasks and bone shards
>"tongue but hole"
>"try rear"
>get eaten by a chest
>unwelcomed guests almost constantly

>>716493347
Dark souls 3

>>716493295
meme game meaning it's popularity was unprecedented, and that it was popular among mainshit youtubers

>>716493264
I just so happen to be listening to Sins of the Father at this very moment. And fuck konami, seriously..

>>716493347
Dark Souls 2

>>716493373
nope, never popular

>>716493370
>>716493406
Correct.

>>716484858
Stranded deep?

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3 more:

1:
>> beautiful dystopia
>> hot older sister
>> COD w/o guns
>> estimated gameplay: 5 mins and nut bust

2:
>> not team fortress 3

3 (retro mode):
>> revive CRPG
>> modding community paler than minecraft
>> pet rat

>be god
>create yourself
>create your crush or some good lookin grill
>make them have 53 children
>kill them by drowning them in a pool or starving them to death in a doorless room

>gay naked white haired man running around on an oil platform

>>716493520
Sims

>>716493520

SIMS!

>>716493501
>not team fortress 3
Overwatch?

>>716493501
2 - Overwatch

>>716493520
The Sims

>>716493537

ballad gay tony

farcry?

sims

devil may cry

>>716493553
>>716493560
>>716493578
Winzip

>>716493567
>>716493578

Hehehehehehehe yes correct

>>716488666
Hoi4?

>>716493289
>>716493307
>>716493331
Nope

>>716493595
Try again.

>What have you done you ended the world too soon
>No I didn't nigger get off me
>Oh hey you didn't end the world too soon someone else did

>>716488760
L.A. Noire

>>716493501
3.) Blockland

>>716493638

THIS one could be drakngard 1-3

>>716493675

surprisingly accurate but no

>>716493537
TPP

>>716492312
My Summer Car

>>716491233

pls guess this one
ill give you a hint

>town gets round when everyone gets killed

>Liam Neeson as dad
>fucking bible reference

>Shitty game
>Has a limited edition xbox one

>>716493537
Eh... Sons of Liberty?

>>716493732
Nope.

Hint: PS2

>>716493801
MGS2, correct.

>>716493752
branko dinko flongo bingo

>Shoot down a huge superbomber
>Enter a tunnel to destroy a ICBM which can wipe out half the world
>Have a medieval like fight with your old buddie who has become a pussy because war.

>>716493689
nope

>>716489707
Gta 4
But Niko is serbian

>>716493838
Didn't the whole running about naked part only take place onboard the Arsenal Gear?

>>716493812
fuck me.
MGS2
feel obligated to replay this now

>>716493855

MGS4

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3 more:

1:
>> loosest 6K year background story award
>> kyaaaaaaaaa (but ur mute)
>> smorgasbord of aesthetics
>> trans girlfriend

2:
>> meet protagonist and villain in that order
>> mom dead
>> hot coffee
>> sex appeal +

3:
>> instagram sensation
>> creepy urbex
>> visit japan

>>716489192
Warhamer

>>716493838

HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT UGH

>>716493899
fuck, it did, kek
i should replay it soon, honestly only remember the tanker part

>>716486327
Dead space

>>716494020
Heh. We should all replay the good old games.

>>716494001
To be fair, see >>716493899 for the arguement point kek

>>716489117
watch dogs

>be obese but also athletic
>explore sewers
>property damage

>>716491981
Nyeah there's the high roller!

>> prince of darkness
>> like pizza
>> major oedipal complex
>> stylish!

>>716491745
Duke Nukem

Last one from me

>Game start, you lose to enemy
>come back with upgrades
>gain pet robot dog
>slice everything apart
>uncover conspiracy
>blah blah blah nanomachines son blah blah blah

>>716494294
Devil May Cry 1?

>game where you suck balls

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>dragon steals heart
>dufuq bruh
>get slaves to help take heart back
>become God

>> legendary warriors, good and evil
>> real-earth historical settings with surprising accuracy and minimal fantasy aspects
>> everyone speaks english or japanese tho

>>716494371

MGS come on

>>716493793
Fallout 3

>>716493638
Darksiders?

>>716494391

yes

i want to be the one to fill ur darkned soul with LIGHT

IGHT

IGHT

IGHT

>>716494428
Yes

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>>716494371
Metal gear rising revengence

>>716494464
Cheesy lines 101. Bonus points for breaking voice.