Hey /b, looking for some advice. My mums late 50's (ish)

>>716481179

offer to show her your pokemon cards

works every time

>>716481256
I dont have any rip

>>716481335
So simple. How did I not think of this.

Lets say its during the day though, when there is no call for a casual drink. What do?

tell her you wanna show her your dick
works every time

whe beat around her bush when things are that obvious?

>>716481179
Those shoes are from Primark

>>716481398
Im not fully certain. Im cautious of her relationship with my mother essentially being a massive cock block.

>>716481414
fashion faggot detected

>>716481414
Thanks champ

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>>716481335
Also is this one of your conquests?

Make a small cut on your upper thigh near the pubic and seal the wound. Tell her you dun goof'd and was too embarrassed to show your mom, and just need her opinion. Surefire way to show your cock.

>>716481949
This is painful and will probably turn her off. haha

>>716481949
maybe the principle of asking her something coz your too embarrassed to ask your mom is a good opener.
something about, girls, sex, condoms, your dick, female orgasms; whatever you feel you are up to.
she will feel flattered that you ask her instead of ur mom and you can mention something like "you are more modern and open about such topics, I feel I can trust you" etc.
make her feel young and attractive, a cougar.
see if an atmosphere of sharing a secret and intimicy is created.

>>716482223
I like part of this, particularly the sharing of intimate topics.
I think 'playing dumb' and asking about topics I can't share with my mum is a bit off key, I am 21 - would make me look like an idiot.

I am recently single. Do you think I could potentially drop a "I would totally try something with a older woman" line?

>>716481335
This, or just flat tell her your really attracted to her. Older women really dig that shit. Say it and wait for her to respond

>>716482513
Yes, I want to be quite frank.
The last time I saw/spoke to her she was wearing gym gear.

The way the conversation went felt like she was lingering and showing off to me, had a little lean to her hips really tighting up the lycra around her vagina. Was nice.

So something like, hey X, keeping fit I see?

>>716482513
Oh dude you are actually a genius.I just remembered she is quite sour about being single at her age.

She looks fantastic but no dudes are interested. Could totally suck her in by flirting with her.

>>716482418
no way, never mention her age or the age difference.
maybe you can "share" that you are fed up with girls your age acting immature, always looking for a long term relationship, but that you feel you are not ready for that? you first want to have some fun, find out what you really like in a woman?
then drop "in fact I do know what kind of woman I am really into" and let the silence complete that thought. just look really seriously and long into her eyes.

>>716482819
How do I over come the fact she and my mum are friends though?

That said, they are old friends with some not so great history. Its not acrimonious, but its not like they are on super terms.

Also should I mention I have had a NSA cougar fwb before?

>>716482931
in that case she knows your mom and of course thinks she herself is way more attractive, free spirited, more modern, etc etc.
nothing to overcome here.
try to make insinuations without actually mentioning what you want from / with her, when stuff backfires you can always say she misunderstood and was coming onto you.

>>716483134
if she is single she will be glad to find a good fuck from a young guy.
just make her feel young and attractive

walk around your house in a towel whenever you can. post pics of cougar though, need to see what we are working with

>>716483142
Here you talk about talking about how she is more free spirited etc.

What sought of things should I be saying to get her going?

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>>716483327
Not friends on FB. Have stalked before. He old cover photo was just a picture of her high heels with her in them.

Sensing foot fetishist? haha

>>716483327
I exercise a lot at home in my undies, could 'forget' she is staying...

>>716483451
Obviously British from the IN
Whereabouts?

>>716483248
How do I do that without being corny/fake/obviously thirtsy

>>716483525
London I think.

>>716483346
mention that you like girls that know what they want, are confident and experienced, that are not narrow minded, stuff like that.
make it sound like you talk about a general attitude towards life but she will know you also mean sex and she will start thinking if you are actually seducing her.
once that is settled in her mind she will react coz she wants to find out, also in general terms, or straight teasing, you will see.
there must be a moment for that silence and long look into her eyes to make clear what wasn't spoken out loud

Seems like you're making this way more complicated than it needs to be. In casual conversation, simply ensure you've mentioned that you find her attractive... When she's set to go out... Tell her she looks amazing... Coming back from the gym... Just say "wow". And keep going about your business... A few of those, she'll get the idea. If anything there itll progress naturally

>>716483729
Awesome, and how do I potentially negate/mitigate something regarding my mum?

Lets say she is like, "Oh you like older women, what must your mum think!" Or something like that.

>>716483495
ask if she also works out, looking like that...
if yes, tell her you do too maybe exercise together?
if not, tell her you could help her, without making it sound as if she needs it!

>>716483817
I know, it usually would be quite straightforward.

I just find that because she and my mum are friends, that adds a massive barrier to everything.

>>716483833
Make yourself sound more confident and interesting by saying "there's quite a few things that moms just don't need to know at this point... I don't share much of that stuff with her"

>>716483833
forget about your mom, no women will ever tell her friend that she flirted / fucked with her son, women love secrets.

>>716483932
Well, you doing that will demonstrate that it isn't a barrier to you... Then you'll find out if it is for her... She if she flirts back for starters

>>716483926
Thanks.
I have considered this as well.

She has seen my home gym previously. Might mention that its a shame that I cant see women like her when I exercise because I exercise at home.

>>716484037
Except he's already seen her dressed to go to the gym... So unless this is Dumb and Dumber that ship has sailed...

>>716484037
Or just offer for her to join you rather than going wherever she went last time

>>716484035
I admit I may be making this barrier bigger than it possibly is.

I appreciate your opinion, interesting to see whatever 3rd parties see/think. Would be good to know what an actual cougar in a similar position thinks about this as well.

Your mum has probably set it up because her friend is moaning about not getting fucked and you never bring women home

>>716484037
the exercising can be a nice moment, maybe tell her you could help eachother with some lifting or strecthing or whatever, but tell her maybe better do that when your mom isn't in the house, coz "you know she is a bit weird about such things, probably would think there is something going on..."

>>716484093
OP here.

Not sure the ship has sailed just because of that.
The last time we spoke she was just back from the gym.

She really stretched out the conversation with me whilst she was wearing her active wear, and was pulling a lot of flirty poses.

>>716484142
not many of them on /b/ as far as I know, or they keep it very quiet...

>>716484132
Was thinking that as well, like, hey can you show me XYZ technique...

If you have a casual enough of a relationship with her and have opportunities to talk to her... Just tell her that you've had a crush on her for quite some time and even that you fantasize about her... If she seems to be flattered by the crush... Just drop hints at first

>>716484157
Haha I wish, she is just visiting as usual

>>716484248
Did you mention how good she looked than???

>>716484210
I love you, you bloody genius.

I am going to play the stretching angle hard. Make a comment about girls in lycra stretching, how I need to stretch more.

BRILLIANT

>>716484248
how obvious can she be? start flirting OP, sounds like a perfect chance to me, good luck!

>>716484329
Its been a while, I may have dropped a very quick line about how well she was keeping.

I feel my eyes said everything. I stared at her crotch a lot during the conversation.

>>716484368
yo sound like you know what to do OP, I really hope you will have your chance with her, can be fun.
go for it, dude!

>>716484281
Feel that is creeper though.

>>716484461
Thanks man. I feel confident in my ability to seduce a cougar, just found the issue with my mum was a spanner to my plan.

Just hoping she stays long enough for it to happen, and that she brings those gorgeous leggings again...camel toe for dayz

>>716484386
Dude I know, kinda kicking myself about it.

That said, that day there may have been some time pressure or something similar acting as a cock block.

Any more pics?

>>716484273
Agreed. The other cougar I fucked was through CL, and she was very very concerned about privacy.

>>716484620
I have some laying around. Will have to do some digging.

>>716484620
Yeah what's this girl look like... Guessing pic not related

>>716484844
Working on it. Might have some photos on another computer. One min.

>>716484620
Unfortunately they are all gone.
I would probably give her a 6/10.
When she is in gym gear maybe an 7

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>>716484620
right

>>716484844
Soz for dissappointing.

Come on guys, help me fuck a cougar. More tips.

>>716485578
Is that her??

>>716486121
Yes

>>716486188
If girl on right is her, I'd be working it too! ...and a British accent... Want conquest stories and wins... You must succeed.

>>716486188
And if she's staying with you, get some spy shots dammit

>>716486383
I just realised.

She probs didnt fuck me the first time because I had a gf and she knew lmao.

I think Im set.

>>716481394
Beer. Do you limey fuckwits no longer drink continuously to sort out being second rate Scots with terrible teeth?

>>716486423
Oh yeah thats me to the letter.

I went through her suitcase when she stayed last time. Find a nice thong.

After the conversation we had with her in gym gear, she went inside first.

I tried to get some shots of her ass but was too slow.

>>716486536
Lol, can't say Im from Europe.

>>716482819
Yeah, this is real life, not a porno.

>>716486634
Was also thinking this is a bit fanciful. I will be less cringe dw

>>716484142
This guy's advice has been best in thread. Be calm, be subtle, be polite, but she'll get it if you aren't imagining it.

>>716486025
If you're in a conversation with her and you're both really hitting it off, try to make her laugh with a suggestive remark and do some playful touching to see how she responds.

>>716486597
then stop writing like you are. No American says 'mum', unless there's a dick in his mouth.

>>716486745
Could you recommend any subtle things I could try?

>>716486784

Care to elaborate when I could start a sneaky touch job? Seems very hard to pull off imo.

>>716486828
jesus you're a fucking moron. I told you that other guy's advice was best in thread already, go read it again. He said 'small compliments that show you notice her'. fucking listen, you mung sucking loser.

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>>716486025
it's not rocket science

>>716486977
I know thats his advice, Im looking for an elaboration on what YOU would do as well.

Helps to have your interpretation of the advice as well, thanks.

>>716482513
This works. Be direct and assertive when you say it, make eye contact. When she responds just go with the flow. Even if she responds like, "you're being silly" you've planted the seed.

>>716487000
Care to elaborate on your success stories:?

>>716487037
This I can do, thank you for reinforcing this point.

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>>716487076
after age 44 women are too easy to get

>>716487231
excellent

OK OP here.

Assuming this cougar jumps on my cock, what pics would you guys like to see?

Either for the lols or whatever else you want.

>>716486907
How do you feel about offering her a hug? Do you feel she likes you enough to welcome that from you?

>>716487231
This is solid data.

t. Data Analyzer

>>716487400
I think so, we have met multiple times now and she has stayed over multiple times.

Will be somewhat normal I guess.
Depends if parents go for the hug as well, would look odd if I only went for it.

>>716487342
All of them

>>716487000
Checked & saved

>>716487473
I will try my best. I doubt she will want to take pics given the circumstances.

Will still creep shot her heaps though lmao.

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>>716487342
>pics would you guys like to see?
does she have a daughter?

>>716487759
haha no

>>716482418

Mention your breakup and that you're tired of younger, immature women. You have an interest in older women but aren't sure how to go about meeting one.

Basically open the door for her to make a move.

>>716487342
Show off her curves. Are you talking about acts too?

>>716481179
try fucking a young girl instead (cf. picture you posted)

>>716487970
Implies a relationship could follow... Just make sure she knows you're attracted to her and her body.

>>716487970
>>716488032

Considering she lives in another country I think I am free from worrying about a relationship haha.

>>716488027
I do want to, but, this chick is a horny cougar who will be IN MY HOUSE.

Easy way to get a shag

>>716487970
Although simply mentioning that you're crawling out of your skin because you haven't been "with" someone in a minute tells her you're horny ...find the right moment to half jokingly slip that in

>>716488098
It just sounded cuck

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>>716488126
>easy
just add alcohol

>>716488144
Yeah, good idea. Im sure i can potentially work it in naturally if the conversation goes that way.

She has been single a long time, and being away from her FWB overseas might encourage her.

>>716488266
keen as a bean

>>716487993
yeah, like maybe one of me doing her from behind with a selfie/hidden camera with my giving the thumbs up or something

>>716482513
Women respond best to men who are direct and agressive about what they want. Older women are usually far less concerned with the superficial dance of seduction (not that they don't want to be seduced, they're just much more capable of knowing and expressing what they want).

So be direct and sincere about how you find her attractive, in particular physically attractive, and take it from there. Don't wait for her to say yes, that's a loser's game - she's implicitly saying yes by continuing to interact with you. A woman's only caution signal is the hard "no" that means you need to be patient before continuing (as distinguished from the soft "no" that's a woman's way of testing a man to make sure he knows what he's doing before she gives herself to him - this is sometimes called shit testing).

So be clear about what you feel and want, and she'll probably do the same. Good luck and happy cougar fucking.

OP here

Any last minute thoughts before I flog my dick to the thought of this actually happening and fall asleep?

>>716488838
So if she rocks up in her gym gear again, is it too much to say how great she looks in it without being a massive creeper?

>>716488975
No, it would be shitty of you *not* to compliment her.

Women want:

Men who are confident and strong
To be desired by such a man
Things they can't have

So you would want to be the mix between a strong man who already knows he can have whatever woman he wants, and the man who by his attention is letting her know he finds her more attractive than the other women he could have (unless you're trying to get her to seduce *you*, in which case the game is very different - then you ask for her help in learning how to seduce and fuck a woman as attractive as she is).

Again, women are taught not to say yes (since they're told that makes them sluts), but instead wait for men to make moves and then say varying levels of no (this is the basis of the old joke "Don't...stop...don't stop"). So keep being the man by going for what you want. Seducing a woman is like taking her virginity - a man may have to push a while before her guardian hymen gives way and her pussy becomes fully available to him.

>>716488975
Another note: you're already giving yourself away as a creeper by even entertaining the thought that you might be one.

The guy who melts a woman's panties off is the one who does all those totally disrespectful things to her...but out of the deepest sense of respect for her.

Yes, that's contradictory - that's why most men can't do it, and why women (who are contradictory animals) love it when they find a man who can be that way.

cougar bump

>>716488866
How good of a kisser do you think she is?

>>716488866
How excited did you really get when you saw her in her workout clothes? How do you think things will really go when she visits you? Is this more than a pipe dream for you?

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lots of alphas in this thread... what the fuck are you doing on /b/????