Lone-fag here. Drunk as fuck and enjoying Christmas. Ask me anything.

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Not alone, bruh.

>>716478578
My nigga. I tried JD's for the first time this year back in September. Good shit. Hope you're enjoying yourself.

>>716478623
Yeah, it fuckin' rocks. Thanks man, hope you're enjoying yourself as well.

>>716478314

330am here, just made myself a gigantic mojito, living in a hotel now, no xmas here, whatever

>>716478314
drunk af with gf sleeping atm...

happy christmas /b/astard

>>716478834
>>716478737
>>716478709
Merry Christmas to all of youse /b/ros.

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Heres mine

>>716478314
HOLD UP What part of the us are you bro?

>>716479159
What do you mean?

>>716479205
United states? Heaven hill is made near me. Its shit but fuck, its cheap. I just wanna know where you is mayne.

>>716479159
Oh, wait. Nevermind. I was actually about to say this thread is making me feel like home because everyone's drinking something from or near KY.

>>716479252
IKR

>>716479249
Fuck yeah, it's shit. That's why I'm drinking it. It's like paint thinner lol

>>716478578
Aside from the JD FAG lol

>>716479292
11$ a bottle cant beat it, for a half tho.

>>716479330
That's why I dropped 25 on two halves lol

>>716479401
Ima be honest, if your hella big, then thats what you need, otherwise, start buying good liquor... Even if you're big, good smooth liquor alone, will get you turnt. im talking 20+ a bottle. buffalo for bourbon for example.

>>716479492
I am a big dude, but it's so rare that I drink, I can get a good buzz off of 4 shots. By the time I'm 7 deep, I'm all over the place.

I've always wanted to create my own line of Whiskey. While I've not tasted enough to have a great palette, I know that I would never be a degenerate enough to add caramel coloring to it for effect. Blended whiskeys of differing age is the only way to obtain that amber goodness.

>>716479750
I should clarify that I mean obtaining a decent amber color without waiting years for your "from scratch" whiskey get its color from a fired barrel.

>>716478578
Nice dead kennedys patch.

I'm here too OP.
Merry xmas to the 5 posters.
Sminoff and oranjeboom 7.5% here.

>>716479920
Color means nothing.... Its how you char/burn the cask barrel... But yeah. Ya gotta char/burn the right OAK, OAK OAK, is what makes bourbon, and the years kinda matters, just make good white first. Then you are fine. Limestone water/kentucky water makes the best bourbon.

>>716480061
PICS SON

GUYS
DONT LET THIS DIE

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>>716480295

>>716478314
i'm drinking UV vodka, you are not alone

>>716480733
Whats oranjeboom??? gotta know its not something I can get in western ky

>>716480799
Cody get off 4chan.

>>716480863
Brewed in Holland.
The real amber nectar.
The dutch know how to get you fucked.

>>716480799
OP here. Doubles have been checked and UV is fine by me, dubs or not. Merry Christmas, /b/uddy.

>>716480938
As a beer ill agree... America is just catching on on tasty fucked up ery... idk how to say that right, since fuckin 4loco got changed.

>>716480295
Welcome to the thread, anon. Enjoy your Christmas day!

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drinkin and playin here, you are not alone. it's christmas and my wife is in bed asleep. she'll be awake soon, i'll drag her ass out and fuck the living hell out of her. but she's safe, for the moment.

>>716480978
you're a fine young man, i check your 78

>>716481064
KEK. Enjoy your Christmas, anon.

>>716481109
and you as well

merry fcuiing christmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMSaJ1KkqQI

>>716481094
Welcome to 4chan sir.
Checking singles = sharpie in pooper.
Timestamp that shit if you'd be so kind.
Have a verry merry xmas newfriend.

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A shot, sip or cheers to all Anons who are here and those who are not. You are all awesome, even when you think you are not.

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>>716481341
>Checking singles = sharpie in pooper

no shit? so, i've got to ....what? put a poopie in my sharper? i don't get it. i'm new here, as you8 mentioned

the fucking passes are to the point i have to click every goddamn box. WTF?

>>716481421
my god, is it that late? or early i should say? fuck

>>716481580
He's an east coaster i'd assume

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>>716478314
> Why are you not building for the revolution?

>>716481502
Just do something daft and post the results.
Timestamp proves you're not a fag.
You'll catch on.

>>716481753
Thats a decent post. But, people wont give money to real teachers. They pay taxes. I'd give money to a real teacher, someone who will make someone think, other than making them follow the curriculum. America is a joke. Thats why we elected what everyone perceives a clown.

>>716481580
It's Christmas. My proclivity of not giving a fuck when one wants to drink(as long as it's done safely) should be enjoyed without the social stigma attached to it. If I were a rich motherfucker, I'd not give a fuck when I decided to drink.

TL;DR: "Appropriate" drinking times are a social construct. lel

>>716481886
So, what are you drinking brah.

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>>716481871
People follow the crowd on what is considered the proper way to act.

> 1000 years ago people didn't have capitalist mindsets they thought in terms of feudal duty and divine predestination.

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>>716481871
1000s went to Spain to fight facism and many are doing similar things in Syria with the YPG. People need somehting to believe in.


> Alternative social models like democratic confedralism in Rojava (Kurds in Syria) can function well

> Problem is capitalist Turkey, Assad and ISIS trying to fuck em.

>>716481753
This is one of the greatest posts I've ever seen on 4chan.
Viva la revolution!
The time for change is near!

>>716482091

>newsflash: Franco won in Spain, Assad will win in Syria.

>>716481965
I will say, Nice true post. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT we are drinking. This aint a market thang. So, you're next post better be what you is dranking (I went black)

>>716481753
OP Here. I'm building for myself. While I put forward that Society is homogeneous in that we all strive for the goal of surviving(which most do in even the worst circumstances), those of us willing to survive comfortably will do so. We propagate the economy by circulating the money we make and by paying taxes which go into the social benefits which go back into the system. It's all a circulating system that we all contribute to. While capitalism isn't the greatest idea in the world, it beats socialism where everyone is entitled to half of what you personally own. Fuck that noise.

I'mma be honest and say that I semi-bullshitted that response, but it seems legit at face value when you're shit-faced.

>>716481943
I'm the OP. I'm working down a half-gallon of Heaven Hill vodka. It's the worst tasting vodka you'll ever taste, but goddamn, if the low price of $12 doesn't sway you, I don't know what will. I'm hammered as shit on just 6 shots. I swear, the bottle is a fucking liar when it says "80 proof". 80 proof my dick hole.

>>716481886
KYS
I drink when I want to drink not when I'm told I'm allowed to drink by sheeple like you.
You are everything wrong with the world and ironically the drinking part has nothing to do with it.
Stop grazing on grass and open your eyes.

>>716481886
>If I were a rich motherfucker, I'd not give a fuck when I decided to drink

i am a rich motherfucker, and that's why i drink any time i like. that's why i'm drinking vodka at 0745 on christmas day. nothing nails me down

>>716481965
>1000 years ago people didn't have capitalist mindsets they thought in terms of feudal duty and divine predestination

and they all walked around covered in shit. what is your point?

>>716482352
My nigga, I drink when I want to drink. I don't feel compelled to drink while I'm at work because I enjoy my job. Crunch time at a software writing company can be stressful, but I thrive in that small time zone. Drinking softens the edge for the rest of reality. When I'm not mending to mindless, menial tasks in which I have complete control over, I'm streamlining vodka straight to convince myself the world isn't a shitty place. This thread while drunk re-enforces that I'm simply a shut-in with too high a standard for strangers. I want to be social, but just can't because I worry too much about getting fucked by friendships and relationships. However, this thread isn't about that, so I say drink up and enjoy this day as best you can(or want to).

>>716482359
You are free in all the ways I want to be. Salut!

>>716482338
Nigga if 6 shots does you in MAKE IT TASTY!!!!

>>716482695
right back atcha buddy. if you was here i'd pour you a shot

>>716482705
I'm drinking to borderline blackout, son. It ain't drinkin' if you ain't around for it.

>>716482766
I'd gladly take that shot. Dubs have been checked.

>>716482580
Can't argue with that.
Fedora is tipped to you sir.
Something still need to be done in the long run though. As it stands, we are nothing but free range farm animals.

>>716482789
Listen here ya cunt, my step brother is coming over soon. I've gotta keep him company until my parents get to their house. I HAVE YET BEEN TO SLEEP AND I'VE BEEN HITTING THE BUFFALO. I AM A TROOPER!

>>716482870
aw shit, i didn';t even see that.

also, see >>716481064

it's a fuckin party here. i'm recording tonight, or this morning i guess it is now, so it's on

>>716482968
March on, soldier!

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>>716482968
>I AM A TROOPER!

well, i guess thyis thread is dead. it's a dead thread

>>716483360
NEVER GIVE UP!
NEVER SURRENDER!

>>716483360
As long as people keep responding, I'll keep it alive.

>>716483360
Tell us what you're drinking, or what your plans are, anon. I will hear you out and respond.

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Viva la revaluation!

OP here. I want everyone to know that you don't have to be drinking in order to enjoy this thread. I'm not an alcoholic snob, so you can be drinking water for all I care. Just huddle around the collective fire that is not being alone today. <3 Love you faggots.

>>716483826

Shit shit I fucking hate dogs!

>>716483898
Yet, you constantly allow dogs to sniff your anus?
Choose how we proceed in this lifetime?

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>>716484065

Are you an autist or what Anon?

>>716483826
I can't tell if it's that everything is a blur, but I'd hit that. Not the dogs, obviously, but it's very rare that Asians are attractive. I'd warm her up.

>>716483897
On that note, lets keep it alive for OP, Merry christmas, to all, hell im a jew. I love you guys. And, I have a german shepherd. I'm a bad jew.

>>716483629
well, i'm drinking UV and my plans are to keep drinking for a while. i'm playing my strat at the moment, i was playing my washburn upstairs but now i'm down here and i'm on my strat. my wife is in bed but soon she won't be hehehehehehe

>>716484185
Just did a shot to this reply. You being jewish is fine with me, You're a human being, and that's all that matters. Salut, anon!

>>716484114
No just trying to free the sheeple.
If you're happy with your confinements then I'm happy for you.
Just a shame we live in such a broken world.
Merry Xmas anon.

>>716484185
>I'm a bad jew
please explain the difference between a new york jew and an israeli to these guys. so many people don't understand

>>716484351
Feel that music, anon! Merry Christmas.

>>716484185
>I have a german shepherd
any GSD owner, is a good person. i got your back buddy

>>716484398
Im a kentucky Jew, I love pork... ok We identify with hebrew moreso I guess... We love Jesus. I mean our family does, New test all the way!

>GSD owner
Please explain

>>716484560
>We love Jesus
i'm not much for mexicans myself, but whatever floats yer boat

>>716484600
>>GSD owner
German Shepherd Dog
if you have to ask, you don't know

>>716484692
Most true statement ever. Best dogs ever. Fuck Hitler but damn, They some good dogs.

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>>716484692
Fun fact, I own a German Shepard myself.

>>716484811
hitler had nothing to do with these dogs, he just happened to have one same as i do. i was a real rottweiler guy until i got my first von der sauk GSD. i'm converted now

>>716484970
that's a very pretty baby. give that pup a kiss for me.

>>716484560
Kentucky Jews are the best jew. As a non-jew Kentuckian, you get a pass.

>>716485098
I will anon.
Shame the vet has got her drugged up and she is boarder line retarded now.

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>>716478314
>>716478578
>>716479123
>>716480733
Merry Christmas my alcoholic /b/rethren

>>716485523
ah, try not to let it hurt. he didn't include me and i'm in this thread.

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Heres my GSD Gandalf, gandy for short.

>>716485753
it will take a moment to get a pic of my baby, i've got to mail it from one thing to the other. i thought i had it over here but no

>>716485735
OP Here. Did I miss someone? If so, I apologize. This thread is acknowledgement to all who feel unwanted or just want to have comradery on this day. Come back, anon. You're welcome, here.

Sober since Saturday last week, spent 5 days in the hospital for pancreatitis due to drinking to much over the years. Could have had a heart attack, could not eat or drink for 3 days.... Fed through IV... Be careful anons but anyways cheers... Merry christmas

Btw I'm only 26

>>716486041
GTFO, this is a GSD owner thread now.

>>716485753
i miss my dog
i had to leave home and havent seen him for years
he was a german shepard named heinrich
last i hear hes gone deaf and his hips are going out.
it makes me angry and sad

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>>716485402

>>716486041

"a bunch of drunk lonely guys, the thread"

seriously, i'm hear to, but hahahahahahahahahahahahah. i'll wake wifey up in about an hour and pound the living fuck out of her. but for now, hwhahahahahahahahahahah

but seriously, i'm with you guys. i'm married and i know how it is.

but still, hahahahahahahahahahahahah

>>716486125
>spent 5 days in the hospital for pancreatitis due to drinking to much over the years.
How much did you drink?

>>716486181
<3

>>716486125
>Btw I'm only 26
jesus, you are a pussy. i've been drinking likea fucking fish since i was 12. it's like a slow suicide. you are a fag is you cna't fucking handle that. faggot.

>>716486125
27 TODAY AND STILL GOING STRONG.
Don't lower your standards to the normie population anon.

>>716486313
>27 TODAY
jesus, i remembver when i was 27, agbout a fucking million years ago. i was still on my first marraige then.

>>716486430
I remember when I was 27, 2 months ago. Where has the time gone? :(

>>716486207
Hahahahahha
There's some dirty dishes in the sink faggot.
You ain't getting any if she finds them 1st.

>>716486537
>There's some dirty dishes in the sink faggot.
naw, it ain't like that. i've got money. we have a housekeeper, she comes in and cleans up after me. i play guitar and drink vodka. that's actually about all i do anymore, that and play with my dogs. and my guns.

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2000 miles from home/family, no roommate, cars dead, this thread is bringing me warmth, thanks /b/ros and merry christmas!

>>716486654
Really?
A cleaner that works xmas?
well arn't you a special snow flake.

>>716486508
>I remember when I was 27, 2 months ago. Where has the time gone? :(

i have a picture of myself at my 27th birthday party. you should see me, i was just as much of a party drunk animal then as i am now. what a fuckin maroon i was. never grow up.

>>716486765
Merry Xmas anon.
Hope you get back to your fams soon

>>716486765
and a merry christmas to you as well, /b/ros is /b/ros

>>716486798
>A cleaner that works xmas?
no, not on christmas dumbass, nobody said that.

i did give her kid a guitar and an amp for christmas though. she loves me

>>716486765
Merry Christmas /b/ro. It will get better.

I haven't been on /b/ in months honestly because its not the same place it used to be a couple of years ago, but i'm glad i came to this thread. Makes me feel less alone you know. Love you faggots, Merry Christmas

>>716486826
Pic or it didn't happen.
You know the rules.

>>716486942
WARNING
Pedo detected.

>>716486959
>Merry Christmas /b/ro. It will get better.

yes, this. it will always get better. no situation is permanent, things can always get better, and they most always do. trust me on that, it will get better

>>716486984
>Pic or it didn't happen.
jesus, i don't know if i could even find that picture. i'll try

>>716487064
>Pedo detected.
fuck you, it's a 19 year old on a music scholarship. idiot. you have a sick mind

>>716487114
It's xmas...
Anon will deliver on this day.

>>716487224
it's a Festivus miracle!!!!

>>716487192
With a child you are currently grooming.
Anon knows, you sick pervert.

>>716487334
>Anon knows
old buddy, i think anon probably knows you more than me. i do a good deed for a friend. you are sucking around for brass knucks up your nose. i know i'm just being trolled, but anon has no love for peep like you, you know that. so, go away

Bup. What are you faggots doing this fine day?
I got some friends over, gonna have a folk punk christmas. As soon as they wake up though, its 15:30, they are still sleeping and i'm a bit drunk

>>716487536
>folk punk christmas
that is about the coolest thing i've ever heard. can i get in on this

>>716487536
OP Here. I'm just monitoring the thread and listening to streams by Youtubers I follow.

>>716487663
down with OP. good thread

So Cal anon here.

Just woke up, started drinking. Will head inland later to spend time time with family. Kind of cited to see my niece.

Also, drinking Popov and cran. Most underrated vodka imaginable.

>>716487490
W-w-what?
KYS faggot.
I am anon you rancid pedo fuck.
Go jerk to a minor and groom them with presents if that is what you're into.
Anon doesn't judge but pedos are scum.

>>716487706
Thanks, /b/uddy. Enjoy your Christmas day :)

>>716487619
I actually met this guy online, he was asking if anyone is going to the local days n daze show when they were touring europe. I got in touch and was like yeah, my friend and me are going, want to tag along? Turns out he was a great guy, we're both into the same music and share same interestes.

Invited him to my place for christmas, he came with his gf and a guitar, gonna make some chicken dinner, play some pat the bunny and drink some beer. Happy times.

>can i get in on this
If you are in Zagreb, you are more than welcome to come and have fun with us

>>716487772
>I am anon you rancid pedo fuck.
no, you are a fucking troll. that's all you are and all you will ever be. anon does not love you. anon hates you. you are shit to anon. you don't even understand what anon is. you are shit. you are troll. fuck you. hard. get it? you are troll shit.

>>716487934
>If you are in Zagreb
i have no idea what this even means, i just thought that maybe i could internet drop in and play a few riffs. it's all good amongst players is my opinion

>>716487758
Drinking this early?
>San Diego here

Can't even muster up the courage to crack open a her dang beer

>>716487973
Anon hates you more, kiddy fiddler.
Kind regards
anon

>>716488117
nope, your lack of reply says diff. sorry, you lose

>>716488210
You wank over kids mate...
KYS

>>716488096
Zagreb, Croatia. Shame, would be fun if you are a local fellow.

Sorry, can't skype or anything because of my insanely slow interenet connection, but if it makes you feel any better, order a song and we'll play it for you. Somewhere in the world someone is granting you a music wish for christmas, that has to count for something, right?

>>716488357
ok. play "ain't talkin bout love" by van halen, i'll play it here, and we'll be an internet band.

>>716488643
We have 2 acoustic guitars, but we'll do our best. Wish granted

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Everyone is this thread...
>claiming to be super drunk
>no noticeable spelling errors
>sucking dicks

You don't even know what drunk is you globs of smegma

>>716488643
>ain't talking bout love
Wasn't difficult, stop been a faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuyvT8nFMLY
anon delivers.

>>716488832
go man go. i'm playing now

a a g
a a g
a a g
a a g

>>716488901
no u

>>716478314
Sup! I still live with fam, so not alone, though the boyfriend has to go with his mother to eat with her boyfriend
Long distance so I cant come with him for a double date

How y'all doin

>>716488901
I very carefully type my messages so that they are legible by all. Have a little faith, /b/rother.

>>716488941
no joke, i've been playing so long today my fucking fingur feels like it's about to come off. this sucks

>>716489105
Tits or GTFO

>>716489105
Welcome, welcome. I'm doing fine. :)

/b/ the thread. hello /b/

>>716489910
Hi

What's everyone drinking?

9999 roll

>>716489409
Im just chewing some minty candy and thinking about what I should draw

Im okay at drawing, Id like to be better, but I almost never finish anything. Cant get it right and dont want to spend fucking forever on it.

For my /b/retherin on this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BCLb21Y7Z8

>>716490137
Draw a monkey skiing with 2 dicks

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>>716478314
Merry Christmas /b/.
This is the first Christmas I have enjoyed in a long time.
I spent it with my girlfriends family and actually felt like I was a part of it.
I really do hope you all have a good day you fucking faggots.

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I'm with you on that one, merry christmas anons

>>716490455
Thanks man.
The dinner part is yet to come but should be good considering I'm fucking hungry.

>>716490593
>>716490455
Merry xmas anon

>>716490573
And to you, welcome to the thread /b/rother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

as we used to say, give em hell big babys

Gonna bump this thread coz I enjoyed talking to you /b/tards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRP8d7hhpoQ

>>716490573
clean your room young man

>>716491634
Not him but fuck you.

>>716491634
Is him and fuck you

>>716491820
Nice.

>>716491634
Fuck him and fuck you

>>716478314
Also drinking

>>716492077
hey fuck you, this is a civil argument, no need for that kind of profanity

>>716492164
Whats your poison anon?

Off for xmas dinner lol love you lots anon.
M-merry crimbo

OP here. I'm really starting to sober up. Not sure how much longer I'm going to stick around. However, I'd like to say before the thread dies that I've have a great time this evening, and would like to thank everyone who came here. Love you crazy assholes. Enjoy the rest of your day if I don't get to say my actual, final fair well.

Im not lonely but for some reason I enjoy the holidays alone and drunk on my ass. Cheers OP we are all enjoying ourselves in our own ways.

>>716493999
Trips checked

>>716494777
Yo...

>>716494777
>>716493999
Nigger wtf

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>>716494977
You can't contain our drunken xmas joy

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>>716494977
It's a friggin' Christmas miracle.