Listen up, "men". Have you ever given thought about

>woman
>4chan
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>716471486

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>>716471574

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>>716471606

how big should i be

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>>716471366
Nah you bitches just expect too much while giving too little.

>>716471486
>>716471574
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>>716471673

You just know that the guy posting this is extremely triggered because of his short penis. Shitposting is the only way he can feel alive.

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>>716471650
Going to open presents. Fuck this b8

Nice b8

>>716471366
Nope, I'm fat, ugly and have a small dick... but I have a VERY deep bank account (Thanks Dad) and women are whores!

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>>716471366

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>>716471366
Rrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeerererrrreerreereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerreeeeeeeeeeee

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>>716471941
Was it too small to please you?

>>716471366
TLDR version of OP:

> I'm an ugly Jewess that only has orgasms from getting raped by niggers.

It's okay if that's your thing but you don't have to be mean to others about it.

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>>716472048
Yes.... but

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>>716471366
If you're posting pasta post something decent

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>these pathetic Spiderman posters with small penises

What's the matter, not enough of a MAN to face up to your weakness and improve your strengths?

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>>716472111
Chekd, but...

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>>716472229

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>>716471366

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Captcha when posting spiderman

Yawn. Spidey disruptors. Manchildren since 2007. It's quite boring, really. Sad!

>>716471813
/Thread

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>>716472229
Nah, i just hate your spam thread fam

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>>716472416
>Sad!
You're working your way to a nazi thread there missy.

>>716471366
my friend made his gf squirt by rubbing his dick on her pussy lips. he didn't even get to penetrate her before she came. women like different cocks. average works for a lot of women if not most even if it doesn't for you.
>also tits or gtfo

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>>716472416
Dick b8 threads are even older. PATHETIC

What a sad day on 4chan when OP doesn't realize it is tits or back to tumblr

tits or gtfo

So I can jerk my tiny dick

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>>716471366
Who is the grill in the pic that goes with this pasta? She's pretty.

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1. How in any way are physique, skills and hard work related to penis size?
2. Science shows that the average penis size 12 - 15 cm (5-6 in) is just right to reach the g-spot.
3. Obvious bait (pic related - you).

>woman telling me dick is too small
>4chan

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>>716472822
pretty ugly

>>716471366
I already knew this shit OP. I've been trying to explain this to the fags on r9k for a long time. Height is not important. Dick size is all that matters.

Also please humiliate me and mock me and call me a faggot while i jerk pathetic little nub

>>716471366
Timestamp or kys
>Also tits or gtfo

>>716473301
You have to be 18 to post here.

>critical women
>On 4chan
>Having expectations after seeing this website
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Come on, guys. It's bait. Bait, bait, bait. It's been posted here so many times, I'm surprised it hasn't opened a portal to another dimension.

>>716471366
its partially true, they keep saying "women find it hard to cum from piv sex" but then you read stories about women who've had big dicked guy and they came like crazy and you read reviews on lovehoney or anne summers and the big dildos have 1000s of reviews saying they were cumming like crazy within minutes...

>>716473482
Kek

>>716471366

It isn't that the dick is small, it's that your pussy is too big.

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>>716473482
It has!

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>>716473647
women only want to fuck niggers. Ok? This issue should have been settled by now.

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>>716471366
Listen
This is now a Columbine thread

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>>716474344

>>716471366
I'm not in the mood for pasta can we have something else to eat?

my dick is around 7.5 inches and girth i'd say really close to 6 and tbh it kinda sucks not being able to have a quickie or going straight to pound town...

>>716471366
>woman
>4chan
tits or GTFO

>>716476070
fuck off with ur big dick problems chad. you'll never understand the constant soul crushing despair of having a small one

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>>716472048

>my dick is 5.5 inches
>not all that thick
>been self conscious forever
>finally met a girl i like
>after a while she wants a dick pic
>ohgodohnowhy
>get hard and send it
>she loves it
>im shocked
>some time later we finally have sex
>she tells me to slow down and go slow
>she squirts on me multiple times
>ego rises
>after we break up other women...and men,,, say the same

moral of the story.
Dont be a bitch.
Your dick might be alright.

my dong will never compare to your childhood flashbacks of your dad or uncle's dong. dumb ho

big or small they all work the same. why should I care if some bitch can't get off?

This is why school shootings (or shootings in general) exists. You fucking women have fucking weird ass standards when it comes to men. Feminism is, honestly, just a lame ass cover to get a nigger dick up your ass. If you're going to reject a beta, do it nicely (as in, do not make them lose hope) because nobody wants to die in a school shooting (or shootings or bombings in general). Look up "Elliot Rogers" on Google and then think about it.
By the way, should I get laser sights for my AR-15?

>>716478087
Do you not know how to fucking aim?
Or do you plan on throwing tear gas?

Either way, laser sights are for noobs

>>716478172
I asked if I should add laser sights to my AR-15 because I need to know if it enhances the aesthetic value of my gun.

Also, I will not disclose if I have tear gas or not. Molotovs, on the other hand.....

>>716471366
Maybe you just have a loose vag

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>>716471366

This years old pasta again? Really Anon? That was the best one in your old ass copy pasta folder? FFS!

Replace penis in ops post with wallet and she (well.. He) has a point. But now, he/she/it doesn't. So it's another mindless troll. Thats why sage goes in all the fields. To rid /b/ of this cancerous trolling.

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it's simple. don't get attached. op girl knows that her age will catch up with her attitude sooner than later. just fuck people and move on. don't move a whore in to your house cause she will cheat on you. physically or emotionally either you're always working or you're always around just smothering her. think of them like dogs. if they run away you can miss them or replace them

>>716478495
copy or not you replied and posted an image. you lose.

>>716471366
I agree. Men with "average" dicks or smaller should all be forcefully turned into traps. Would leave more women for real men too.

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>>716471366
Roasties never learn

A bait thread on Christmas... are you fucking serious bro? FYI I've seen that exact picture on a previous thread atleast a year ago

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>>716471366

>frustrated femanon
>foreveralone.jpg
>mimimi penis size

Alphamale here, fuck off you cunt

>>716479929
Bump

>>716474344
Good trigger control in this pic

>>716471366
Hey OP is it that your Daddy touched you or because he wouldn't when you wanted him to?

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Right.