>be 14 >have history with really hot girl >datass.jpg

Pedo!

>>716433130
Nigger

>>716432938
Go on

>star freaking out
>whole class go "ooooooooooh"
>she ask me , "if you had the oportunity would you capture it or just let it slip?"
>palms are sweaty ,
>knees weaks , arms are heavy ,
>its falling out of my pockets already
>mom's spaghetti

Proceed

Continue

doubt

>>716432938
worst story ever

>>716432938
Thats hot. What color panties were they

>>716434098
she wasnt wearing any dingus

>>716433303
fuck you

>>716434291
Well were they thong panties, or the cotton kind?

>she looks at me
>hey cute boy wanna do it
>if you dont reply to this your mom
>will die in her sleep tonight
>HOLLY SHIT!!

>>716435679
omg noooo

>>716433303
OP IS A FAGGOT

>>716435679
Meh

>>716435679
Rip

>>716435679
fucc u

......no

>>716435679
Well meme'd but I do have immunity cat

>>716432938
TheLegend27 pops outta dat clit and destroys your whole army

>>716435679
I guess I don't really care

>>716432938
>by asks I mean silently mouths
>I give a small nod
>she smirks a tiny bit and turns back to the front of class
>doesn't show any more interest in me that school day
>later that day I get a phone call
>it's her
>she's talking in a weird tone that I can't make out
>tells me to "come over here, I need you quick, this is important"
>hop on my bike and nigger over there as fast as I can
>ring the door of her dad's deluxe trailer
>she opens it up
>she's wearing a giant scarf
>she ushers me inside and slams the door behind me
>pulls me over to the couch
>I realize she was crying when she opened the door but wasn't making a sound
>she pulls down the scarf
>there's a nasty welt on her left cheekbone
>she just looks at me while crying silently
>I reach out to hold her and she nearly breaks my collarbone as she buries her head in my chest
>know her dad is kinda off
>ask "did your dad hit you"
>she shakes her head violently and quickly gives me a nasty look before collapsing back into my chest and continuing to cry
>"my...my boyfriend did..."
>all of my wut
>suddenly she looks back up to me with this demonlike grin
>her hand shoots up my shirt and she pinches my nipple...hard
>I squeal with a mix of pain and pleasure
>she likes this...she likes it a lot...her grin goes full joker
>I am extremely confused yet aroused
>suddenly her hand is up my skirt and on my crotch
>I must've looked like a dear in headlights at that point
>she fucking tears my panties off and dives in
>I try to close my legs but she's surprisingly strong
>I try to roll away off the couch but she's got an iron grip with both arms around my legs
>I simultaneously realize I'm being raped and that her tongue feels amazing
Con?

>>716435679
kek

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>>716439213
>she fucking tears my panties off and dives in
> panties
wut

>>716439657
anon is a gay female

OP how long ago was this

>>716440000
HOLY SHIET WHAT IS THIS DOUBLE DOUBLES 00

>>716435679
Ur mean

>>716439213
>my panties
Okay, since you went there - tits or gtfo,

>>716440004
It's missing the ending where not replying will cause your mother to die in her sleep.

>>716439657
The skirt was okay, but the panties is where you draw the line?

bump for more lesbo story

>>716440195
...you mean quads?

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>>716440000
Nice quads!

>>716435679
dam!

>>716440000
WOAAAAAAAAH CHECKED

>>716435679
fugg

>>716432938
Did you start wondering what color her panties were?

Odds are they're just your basic cotton, white panty. But you start wondering, what if...what if it's something different. What if they're black silk, or lace, or maybe something you don't even know about

>>716441350
Nigger

>>716440195
It's called quads you nigger

>>716443377
>GET
>FUCKED
>BY DEEZ DUBS

cmon keep going

bump this shit up

Bump I need more

>>716435679
.

>>716435679
Nope.

>>716435679
Rude boy

mas por favor

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This thread proves the fact that newfags have entirely taken over and can't tell the difference between a real green text story and an old meme/copy pasta. This site wasn't that cancerous at a time, believe it or not.

Con

>>716435679
Nig

>>716444988
Newfag detected

>>716445111
newer fag detected

>>716440195
>doubles doubles
Wtf we get this bullshit and no Marky mark

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>>716444988
Aww you're cute

>>716435679
fuck u

>>716445187
Newest fag detected

yo when the fuck is OP gonna stop being a faggot and continue

>>716445523
well yeah

>>716435679
Worst fucking thread ever

>>716432938
>Things that never happened

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>>716445358
Shit I remember her. Was kinda fucked up though when she quit YouTube because everyone kept saying she was trans/a dude just to piss her off.

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>>716439213

>>716435679
lol

>>716435679
Rip

>>716435679
fuck you

>>716435679
Memed

>pussy leaks tomtato

>>716432938
>>716444988

...
>whole class goes "ooooooooh"
>palms are sweaty
>knees weak, arms are heavy
>Its falling out of my pockets
>mom´s spaghetti

>>716446657
You're a moron, and about 30mins too late copyfag

>>716447125
aint copyfag you idiot the original copy pasta was this and if im not mistaken it had a seal or some animal with funny face you faggot

>be 17
>sneak two girls, 14 and 15, into my basement to drink
>we watch netflix and get trashed
>girls start making out
>watch for awhile, then to jack off for them
>start dry humping the 15 y/o's ass
>she's the slutty one, told me she's fucked a lot of people
>tell her to take her pants off
>eat her out even though she was on her period (red wings faggots, earn them.)
>do a terrible job because i'm drunk as shit
>tell her it's time to fuck
>she says nope cause we don't have a condom
>"Psh, sarin wrap works just as well!"
>no it doesn't
>most painful sex, for both of us
>eventually say fuck it and go in raw, bitch is so drunk she doesn't even notice
>suddenly pushes me off and starts crying
>wat
>runs upstairs with her friend
>after a few minutes comes downstairs and tells me she was a virgin
>she was scared that i was gonna get her preggo because she didn't trust me
>they leave. feel bad, thought i was banging a remorseless sex fiend
>promise to buy her the morning after pill
>pissed because i didn't get to cum

next day
>go to Rite Aid
>try to buy pill, can't cause i'm under 18
>buy Advil pm instead
>scratch off Advil logo with penny
>take it to the bitch with some arbys
>"Anon, this looks like Advil"
>"What's Advil?"
>"Oh never mind."

tldr; i tricked a girl into taking Advil instead of the morning after pill

>>716435679
...

>be 18
>gf 17
>Bored as shit on a summer day
>Decide to head up to my uncle's house and swim
>Run to her house and she grabs her skimpy bikini
>dearlordyesssss
>Drive up to the pool
>No one is there (There was supposed to be a party)
>Whatever, we decide to swim anyway
>Take a few laps around the pool, tickle and just have fun for about 10 mins
>Relax for a bit
>She starts rubbing up against my dick
>Smile at her, grab her around the waist and just kinda chill with my dick pushed up against her for a little
>feelsgoodman
>Suggest we check out the hot tub
>She's horny as shit, agrees
>Grab her ass as we walk toward the pool stairs
>She bats my hand away and giggles

>>716447497

>Jump in the hot tub
>Talk for a bit and relax
>Moves over and sits on my lap
>I start kissing her neck
>I can tell she's not gonna be able to take it much longer
>Suddenly she turns around and straddles me
>Commence a furious make out session
>She lets out a tiny moan when she feels my dick get hard
>Start feelin up her tits
>She can’t take it anymore
>Grabs my dick and starts to massage it with trunks on
>She pulls it out and slides her swimsuit out of the way
>Pushes me in all the way
>Both of us sigh in unison and start making out again
>She starts going crazy on top of me
>I almost cum but manage to hold it back somehow
>She’s moaning like crazy and I’m constantly on the verge of shooting my load in her
>After about 15 minutes of amazing sex I can’t take it anymore
>Pull her down and cum inside her
>best feeling ever, this is only my second time without a condom
>She later told me she felt my cum and it made her even hornier

>>716447519

>Jump in the hot tub
>Talk for a bit and relax
>Moves over and sits on my lap
>I start kissing her neck
>I can tell she's not gonna be able to take it much longer
>Suddenly she turns around and straddles me
>Commence a furious make out session
>She lets out a tiny moan when she feels my dick get hard
>Start feelin up her tits
>She can’t take it anymore
>Grabs my dick and starts to massage it with trunks on
>She pulls it out and slides her swimsuit out of the way
>Pushes me in all the way
>Both of us sigh in unison and start making out again
>She starts going crazy on top of me
>I almost cum but manage to hold it back somehow
>She’s moaning like crazy and I’m constantly on the verge of shooting my load in her
>After about 15 minutes of amazing sex I can’t take it anymore
>Pull her down and cum inside her
>best feeling ever, this is only my second time without a condom
>She later told me she felt my cum and it made her even hornier

>>716447552

Later…
>Drive back to my house
>Snuggle up on the couch and watch Bob’s Burgers
>Fall asleep with this sex fiend in my arms
>Wake up around 9ish
>She wakes up too, I can tell she’s horny again
>Start making out with her
>Groping session commences
>I start fingering her
>Things getting hot and heavy
>She climbs on top of me again
>Pulls her short shorts aside and grabs my dick, slides me in
>We fuck for like 5 minutes, suddenly hear sounds
>Parents home, fuck
>Kiss her and shove myself all the way inside of her again to see if I can get her to cum
>no dice, but she didn’t want to stop because of that
>Pulled out and made a shushing motion with my fingers
>Sit there hot and bothered for about 15 minutes as my parents ask us about our day
>Make an excuse that she has to be home early
>She looks at me funnily and I wink

>>716435679
y

>>716435679
puta vida

>>716447606
>Leave my house and drive out by the river
>It’s dark as shit and there’s no one else out here, perfect
>Ask her if she’d join me in the back seat
>She giggles and agrees
>Makeout session again
>fingering again
>Jumps on top of me again
>This time I use a condom
>Pound the shit out of her as she moans louder than I’ve ever made a girl moan before
>The car gets foggy as shit
>Pull out at the last second and cum all over her tits
>She gasps and hits me for doing that, totally worth it though
>Clean up and then go outside and stare up at the stars

God I miss this girl, trying to get back together with her now

>>716435679
i dont get the point of these posts lmao

>>716439213
>btw this girl is Latina
>I'm really split on whether to try harder to escape or not
>on one hand, I don't know if I want this and it's being really suddenly forced upon me
>on the other hand, this feels really good and she's really cute
>think back for a moment about how the stories about crazies being amazing fucks were true
>decide I'm not okay with this
>I start pushing her head away telling her to stop repeatedly
>she doesn't listen and I'm not strong enough
>I start hammering on her head and shouting to her to stop
>she suddenly leaps up onto me and pins my arms down as I scream
>her eyes look like murder and I clam up
>she leans in to my right ear and whipsers...
>"you know my dad plays in a band, don'cha?"
>again, all of my wut
>I'm not sure if I shook my head or not at that point
>either way, she motions to the walls and says "they're soundproofed" as her grin goes full joker again
>she kisses me forcefully and I hear tearing fabric again
>there goes my top
>I'm kinda in shock again
>she sits up on me and sexily pulls off the tanktop she's been wearing
>at this point I'm just watching out of a mixture of shock and fascination
>she's not wearing a bra and the most luscious tan tits I've seen slide out as I gawk
>notice her welt again and it reminds me of the situation I'm in
>I think she saw it in my eyes since she quickly pounces back down to pin me before I muster up a move to throw her off and I guess escape mostly naked into a trailer park I don't know well, even if it is admittedly a niceish one compared to what I expect trailer parks to be like
>she looks at me with the weirdest puppy dog eyes and says "I really need you to love me right now, okay Elise?"
>I thought I couldn't get more confused right now but apparently I can because I have no clue who Elise is supposed to me
>she seems less threatening now and I'm a really horny 16 year old so I nod slowly
>she smiles really warmly, then starts crying (out loud) a few moments later
Con?

>>716447249
Bitch, are you retarded?
>>716433303

>>716447434
you got moxie kid

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>>716439213
>she fucking tears my panties off and dives in
>my panties
waaaaait...

>>716435679
Fck off

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>>716447763
no dont continue

>>716448499
Ok Carlos

Not continuing until I see three pictures of Carlos getting fucked in this thread

>>716448499
Carlos dubs seek truth
>sage

>>716448689
And thanks to moot you won't

>>716435679
fuck you

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>>716448499
Carlos with dem dubs

>>716447763
continue

>>716449072
Post 3 pictures of Carlos getting fucked and I will.

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>>716448689

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>>716435679

>>716435679
Kek

>>716449222
And here's the faggot

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>>716448499

>>716449357
dood, look at this >>716434496

>>716435679
Fuck u

>>716449422
That's just solo-faggotry, doesn't count.

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>>716448689

continue

>>716449681
You're missing one.

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>>716449681
>>716449422
>>716449222

>>716435679
...

>>716432938
Underage reported lmao

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>>716449222
>>716449422
>>716449681

>>716449745
Reported for being 16 8 years ago?

>>716435679
fuck you cunt nigger

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>>716449745
>>716449745
NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

>>716435679
cunt

>>716435679
dang

>>716449422
>>716449640
>>716449681
>>716449728

I will also accept a picture of a shoe on Carlos's head in lieu of a third picture of him getting fucked.

It does not need to be a good picture.

>>716435679
you fucking cunt

>>716449745
Nigger

>this thread
top zech

>>716433303

OP is a lying faggot

>>716449968
OP here, brb, showering and touching myself

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>>716432938
>be me in 2012
>16
>christmas eve party
>cousins and extended family are there
>always had thing for female cousin, she's 7/10 qt but kinda chubby with huge ass
>playing hide and seek with younger cousins
>we hide together in a closet
>she starts rubbing up on me, touching my chest etc
>i hold her and start kissing her neck
>shesnotobjecting.mov
>start making out, takes about 5 minutes for family to find us in the closet since whenever they got close we would stop, and the closet was huge with no lights
>hands are everywhere
>no time for sex bcuz of family, but we obviously both want it
Cont? It gets better.

>pic unrelated

>>716432938
>/b/ - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>716435679
holy shit

>>716435679
Yeah I wish this happened to me.
Instead I'm shitposting.

>>716432938
>>716435679
Ecksdee

>>716433303
Are you fucking kidding me

>>716447763
please continue

>>716435679
ok

>>716435679
no

>>716435679
damnit

>>716450751
Continue please

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>>716450751
You have my attention...

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>>716435679
You ass

>>716435679
please dont

>>716432938
What's on her face and chest OP?

>>716435679
Cool

>>716435679
No ty

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>>716451248
>>716451436
btw this girl is my biological cousin and is a year and a half older than me.
>text her as soon as I get home, she comes over
>as soon as she steps through the door we stumble downstairs to my room, making out
>clothes are off by the time we hit the bed
>i'm eating her out like it's thanksgiving
>groping all over the place
>realize how fucking wrong this is as she cums
>whatever.txt
>start fucking her
>she's not a virgin, whatever
>have to be really quiet since my parents are sleeping upstairs, worth it
>we cum again together and fall asleep
>realize how fucked this is and that if anyone ever finds out that we're going to be condemned by out family
>wake up at 3 AM and drive her home
>we still talk daily, and hook up with each other often.
>saw her tonight, hard to keep my hands off of her. she has a boyfriend but he didn't come to the party
hope you /b/ros enjoyed, seeing this thread made me want to post this. merry christmas.

>>716435679
nigger

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these dubs will save the thread, as always.

>>716452438
check these

>>716435679
Fuck you

>>716452037
hot

>>716452544
Checked

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>>716435679

>>716452544
WEW

>>716435679
....

>>716452544
checked

>>716449968
I still need that third Carlos picture though.

>>716435679
KEk

>>716435679
mods, can you just ban these faggots already?

>>716435679
Fucking hell

>>716435679
cunt

>>716432938
>>716439213
>>716447763
>>716448499
>>716448689
>>716449072
>>716449139
>>716449222
>>716449422
>>716449640
>>716449681
>>716449728
>>716449745
>>716449815
>>716449968
>>716450577
>>716452438
>>716452544
>>716452983

The story so far folks.

>>716435679
Not on christmas

>>716432938
Continue if you haven't already.

Have this:
>be me, 15
>history class
>have weird friend who wears jackets everywhere he goes
>central AL, not normal
>We talk about vidya, programming, television, DnD, etc, sometimes girls
>mentions girl in front of him in history class
>ff about 5 months
>be watching pearl harbor documentary
>*Click!* *vrr...*
>wut.jpg
>look at friend
>he brought a fucking Polaroid in
>photographing girl's ass
>sureyeahokaywhatever
>be later
>hear muffled grunt
>look at friend again
>looks like hes sleeping
>meh
>years later be talking to him on AIM
>ask what he did with pictures
>"You don't wanna know man"
>lolwhat
>"Dude I was jacking off alright now stop asking"
>mfw my friend was a potential felon because of hot girls
>mfw I now own that Polaroid camera
>afraid to use it

>>716447763
Continue damnit

>>716435679
hhhhhuhh

>>716453945
You know what I need.

>>716453802
OP here, you better have my picture by the time I get back from frosting cookies with my almost legal little sister.

Try to not 404 while I'm gone.

>>716454171
Just finish it you fag

>>716435679
Fucking

>>716435679
Reply

>>716435679
Fuck

>>716435679
good bait anon

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>>716444988
>not cancerous at one point

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>>716433303
10/10
had a boner for a sec

>>716435679
.

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>>716432938
what the fuck is going on here

>>716435679
fuck

>>716435679
Got me

>>716452438
Fucking check these u n00b

>>716435679
fuk

>>716435679
You made me kek

>>716456544
NEWFAG WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO

>>716435679
NOOOO

>>716435679
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

>>716435679
nigg

>>716435679
Nig

>>716435679
yg

>>716432938
>>716447763
At first 14 and while bioing he probably got 16

>>716435679
Kek

>>716442882
You must be a virgin if you think the majority of girls underwear are white cotton.

Too many movies kid.

>>716435679
fuku

>>716447434
Girls can't get pregnant on their periods idiot, they have to be ovulating, which is roughly 2 weeks after their period.

Fuck... go to school and learn some basic shit.

>>716435679

op is a faggot

>>716433130
normie

>>716435679
eep

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>>716454171
Pls

>>716434291
So white? Nice!

>>716435679
dasfafas

>>716435679
damn

>>716435679
Reply

>>716440000
Dat nibba got quads

>>716435679
Reply

>>716445787
Guess what? She's back, anon!

>>716435679
Nigger

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OP has given tens of people blueballs yet again. Congrats OP, have a slow clap.

>>716453378
No.

>>716435679
Ass

>>716435679
lool

>>716435679
Gay Chung

>>716435679
holly

>>716435679
thanks anon

>>716454171
OP you've taken 2+hours to frost fucking cookies please start spreading the Christmas greentext so I can banish my blueballs

>>716435679
.

>>716452037
>>realize how fucking wrong this is as she cums
>>realize how fucked this is

There is nothing biologically wrong with fucking a first cousin. Until the last 70 years, first cousins marrying and starting families was pretty fucking normal all throughout human history. Stop being such a faggot. In America most states still let first cousins marry.

>be 14
>at the farm
>hanging out with 7/10 female classmate on 3rd date
>start making out
>she bends down and lifts her butt up
>eat her out
>starts fucking her from behind
>she's looser than you thought but you don't say anything
>cums all over her butt
>quickly put the animal that you've been fucking in its cage
>find classmate and pretend nothing happened

>>716435679
nig

>>716454171
>>716461327
she was 14, I was 16, we were in AP history together
>>716462711
>>716463344
>>716465195
HOLY SHIT you guys are gods among /b/tards
writing up the next part now

I also maybe did some gift wrapping and stuff soz ~<3 :3

>>716435679
fuck you

>>716435679
F

AAAAAAAHHHHH OP A THREAD IS NOT MEANT TO LAST THIS LONG HURRY YOUR MAGNIFICENT ASS

>>716469308
dafuq are you rolling for

>>716447763
>no explanation
>she leans over me as her crying grows softer
>looks me lovingly in the eyes and cups her left breast in her left hand (bretty gud boobs for a 14 year old I do say old chap pip pip)
>says "here, it's okay now...come and hold it" as she guides my hands up to hold her breast
>once I'm holding her left breast in both hands she leans in to lower it to my mouth and breaths something like a sigh of relief the moment it brushes my lips
>I dunno what to do at this point so I just start sucking gently and looking at her with my bulgingly confused, shocked, and entranced eyes that were probably bloodshot at that point
>after a bit of me sucking her tit and me staring up at her in the eyes, she wraps her arms around my head and buries me under her chin while I continue to tenderly suck her tit
>hear her crying again after what felt like forever of tit sucking limbo but was probably closer to a minute or two
>after another miniature eternity I feel her fingers creeping towards my pussy
>I'm completely lost in the moment as nearly all I'm aware of is a questionably appropriate amount of adrenaline surging through my blood and her hand gradually caress past my pubes (I was scared of razers back then and wax sounded horribly painful before I later discovered it was so sue me) and her forefingers slide past my clit and slowly inside me
>I just keep sucking quietly as waves of pleasure wash through me as she starts performing what I can only imagine as sign language in my nether regions and getting me off in ways I hadn't ever felt before
>I start breathing a bit heavier and she finally lifts away her breast
>she looks at me with puffy wet eyes and a weak smile
>then she leans down again and begins making out with me something fierce
>I feel her pinch at my clit and generally get much more frantic in her motions down there (felt just as good as before tho)
>bitch bites fucking hard and tears into my inner lip right before sitting back up on me
Con?

bumperino

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>>716469589
Definitely continue

>>716435679
k

>>716435679
fuckckckk

>>716462019
He quotted a movie idiot

>>716432938
>>be 14
B&

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>>716433303

>>716469589
THANK FUCK OP I WAS DYING

>>716466006
>most
>13/50

Not really most. Also you still stand a chance of having retarded inbred children unless you're second cousins or further out. This is why some states are more tard saturated than others.

>>716435679
gay

>>716435679
.

>>716469589
continue, yes!

>>716469905
glad you learned your place Carlos
I've saved your shoe picture for further...experiments.

>>716469589
>I just look at her in horror again as I realize the devil grin is back
>"my turn" is all she says as she almost sneers at me
>jumps up off me, her face goes dead neutral, and she walks across the room
>this bitch is either playing psycho mindgames with me something real or is legit 100% psycho as all fuck
>she stops next to the sink and fridge
>without turning around, she yells out "would you like a beer or water?"
>thinking about how I could probably escape this nightmare again...except mostly naked in mysterious trailer park, have to bike all the way back home, and I'm already in too deep and hornier than ever
>"b-beer"
>because at this point #YOLO (first time I had alcohol and I somehow thought it'd be way stronger)
>she grabs a beer from the fridge and strides back to me as she strips off her bottoms in one fluid motion like she's done it a million times before
>opens it with her TEETH
>shoves it in my face, puts back on her evil grin, and says "drink it"
>I take it and start sipping it slowly as she lays back down between my legs on the couch and teases me by running a nail along my labia
>tastes like I'm drinking leather, meh
>"drink it FAST or I'll BITE" she spits at me
>I start chugging like my life depends on it as I feel her mouth on my pussy again followed by her teeth lightly nibbling my clit but still a little harder than I think I'd like
>somehow get it all down despite starting to choke near the end
>I'm coughing and sputtering on my back as she moves up and pins me down again, just watching with demented glee
>right once I start regaining my breath her head dives down and she sucks it out of me
>I feel something painful on my neck and screech as much as I can with her trying to vacuum my lungs out with her mouth forced past my jaw
>she pulls up to show me the bottlecap glistening with a bit of my fresh blood
Con?

>>716471394
true dat

>>716453870
kek'd

>>716432938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNPljoociK8

>>716435679
fak u gooby

>>716435679
Y tho

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>>716471753
Glad to hear it.

Pic related, it's the Polaroid he used.

>>716471515
nah I'm bored

Btw I posted the picture of Carlos with the shoe on head, and the most recent Carlos, but I was not the OG "don't continue" Carlos

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>>716472151

>>716435679
checked

>>716471515
Yes pls

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finally OP, I remember reading this at night and when I woke up now the thread is still going. fucking slowfag

>>716472175
My demands were met in the form of Carlos, that's all I care about.

If you're bored then I'll stop.

That is...

Unless someone wants to post a timestamped bottlecap in the next 7 minutes.

:3

>>716472326
better go find me a beer

>>716472602
This is my christmas present to myself.
Trolling a large thread of horny anons with my laggardly feminine wiles.

:3

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>>716472608
fuck off bitch

>>716435679
you

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>>716472715

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>>716472715
Not today drainspout crawler

>>716435679
nononono

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>>716472830
No

>>71643567
K

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>>716472894
you're fixin for a hurting

>>716435679

How about you go fuck your mother instead?

>>716435679
kys

>>716472608
But I'm not 21 :/

>>716435679
Kys

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>>716472836
Dubs confirm

>>716473355
checked

>>716473355
Double dubs

checked

>even tho I finished the beer, she still grins her teeth on my clit
>suddenly without any warning she bites it
>I instantly burst into tears from the pain and panic
>blood everywhere
>kick her in the face and she falls to the ground
>i think her nose is bleeding but I don't care anymore, I just want to get out
>struggling with balance due to pain and panic
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

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>>716473355

>>716473516
No.

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>>716473355
nice

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>>716473051

>>716435679
Cont nigga

>>716433303
lel well played

>>716473355
fucking scripter

>>716435679
pls no

>>716472697
gj anon

>>716471515
continue, op!

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>>716433303
nice

>>716439213
IT'S CALLED A KILT YA WEE LADDY! I GOT HAD A MIND TO COME OVER DERE AND TURN YA INTO HAGGIS!

>>716474139
I didn't see it at first. Goddamn it.

>>716474143
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

>>716435679
Ggh

>>716471515
>I'm nearly choking again as I regain my breath, again
>she wastes no time in jumping up and landing her crotch down hard on my face
>starts riding my face hard, barely letting me breath
>leans down to pick up the bottle as she keeps smashing her cunt against my mostly willing tongue and teeth
>no idea what she's planning to do with it, really hoping she doesn't change her mind about slightly violent sexy times and start getting off on shredding apart my midsection
>"open wide"
>I'm confused again and open my mouth
>she giggles and then I feel the bottle start entering me (couldn't see much with all that crotch in the way)
>"wrong mouth silly" as she cocks her head and changes the rhythm that she's humping my face
>I realize why as she starts jamming the bottle in further somewhat painfully each time she rears up to give me full view of what's coating my face in girl slime
>bottle's all the way in now but she still pushes it a little further
>I'm getting pretty lightheaded from not being able to breath as much as I need to
>her face goes still as a statue again
>then she stands up and looks at me tenderly as she gently pulls away the scraps of clothing I have left on me, lifting me up a bit here and there as needed while I don't move a muscle
>she lays down on top of me and kisses me slowly as our naked bodies press together, hers a bit shorter than mine
>she pushes lightly on my abdomen and I feel her probe the bottle through me
>"sorry about all that" she says with the most sincerely remorseful look
>feel her work her fingers up inside me again
>hear gunshots outside
>out of nowhere a shirtless man bursts in
>he slams the door behind him and loudly whispers "You've got to help me! Rick's really trying to kill me this time!"
>We yell back at him in unison:
>Fuck Off Bobandy!

>>716472608
I was feeling generous
Just know, you could've prevented this
All you had to do was post a timestamped bottlecap in an unreasonably short amount of time

:3

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>watch me swooce right in

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>>716473505
Bitch, I own "your" thread

>>716435679
oh

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>>716473785
no you!

>>716435679
Fuck

>>716447434
>scratch off Advil logo with penny

i'm in fucking tears

>>716471515
>I suddenly realize that I am going to die.
>I struggle brutally to escape but I am no match for her strength.
>She shoves the bottlecap up my clit, and puts back on her devil grin.
>She showed be the beer can, and it apparently had an alcohol content of 18%.
>Being pretty drunk, I knew there was no escape to this.
>I started screaming "NO! STOP IT!", but she wouldn't listen. She started laughing like a psycho , and made her way to the fridge.
>She grabbed another beer can, and bit off the cap sexily. She jumped onto me and shoved the can in my mouth. "DRINK IT or DIE!" she blurted.
>Without question, I started drinking quickly. What kind of game is this psycho playing?
>She turned around and ran off to another room, crying.
>Now's my chance, I thought.
>Still drunk, I struggled to find an exit without making sound. I didn't bother putting my clothes back on.
>I ran distortedly outside, and found my bike. I was most likely too drunk to ride it, so I gave it up to get home.
Cont?

>>716475233
OP here

Sure, let's see how your shitty parody plays out.

how the fuck is this still going

>>716475325
OP please finish your rape story so I can fap

>>716435679
ugh

>>716435679
MOTHERFUCKER

>>716475233
>In the distance, I could hear her screaming "COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!"
>Now that she was out of the trailer, she was no longer in the protection of the soundproof walls.
>I started feeling dominant here. She was playing right into my plan.
>Almost immediately after she said that, there were gunshots. I started panicking, until I realized the gunshots were not for me. They were for her.
>An old man started yelling "FUCKEN PSYCHO GIRL!"
>Later on, I finally reached my home.
>My parents opened up, and I told them what happened.
>They called the cops. I headed to the bathroom where I took a hot bath.
>I took out the bottlecap from my clit, and looked at what happened to my body.
>That was a hell of a day.

>>716475657
Nobody posted my timestamped bottlecap so are you gonna top that somehow?

>>716475865
Shit parody anon,better luck next time

>>716475565
apparently I'm better at entertaining anons with lurid fantasies than I thought

>>716475865
op ur a fag this is the most anticlimactic ending to a shitty fake greentext kys

>>716476108
fake OP is a real faggot

>>716476108
That was some random anon, not OP. I think OP did walk the dinosuar

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>>716475865
Newfag fucking with the ending
>It was at that moment I realised she was there
>I left the door open and I saw her
>She walked closer
>Still drunk and
>She pulls out ketchup
>Pours it down her chest
>Drunk so I think it's blood
>Panicking
>I Attempt to stand but drunkely fall the fuck down
>Hit head on toilet seat
Back out
>Wake up in a white room
>Oldass walkytalky in corner of the room
>NotThisShitAgain i ain't participating in bootleg SAW
>Look out the window
>Loch Ness monster is fucking my shit up again
Actually wake up
>Feel spoons, multiple spoons in my ass and vagina
>Last time I take horse tranquilizer with that blond short chick from the bangerbros

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>>716435679
A-anon, do you think you c-could, umm... kys...?

>>716435679
:(

>>716476509
*Blackout

>>716435679
Argh

>>716476274
>>716476333
oh damn newfag here they all look the same

>>716440481
Here's a (You) just in case

>>716476509
Better that the fake OP anon 7/10

>>716474483
If I was here when you requested it I would have went to the store to buy a beer to fill your request