Fuck Christmas and fuck anyone who is having a good Christmas.

>>716411297
but you Are family

>>716411297
Thanks edgy troll op faggot

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>>716411297
kys op

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>>716411297

Calm down there edgelord. It's only your fault no one loves you and that you'll end up with coal tomorrow morning

It's okay OP, we still love you. Merry Christmas!

>>716411297
jeez anon .. Merry Christmas though

>>716411297
Too late fucktard: they're already dead. And you're next!

jokes on you, if the right members of my family died I'd inherit money and have the best Christmas since childhood

ya fuckin retard

My aunt already has cancer and is having problems so you might get your Christmas wish

>>716411297
I hate Christmas because it reminds me I'm supposed to have feelings.

>>716411297
I'm not a christian and don't particularly care about Christmas, But don't be a bitch OP, nobody likes a bitch.

>>716411297
Ah, now this is the thread I was looking for. I hate this goddamn holiday. Frantically searching for an excuse to not go to the family gathering in a couple of hours. What can I tell them that won't make me look like a royal douche?

>>716411360
yeah, I hear that too.

>>716411589
Thanks doge

I hate christmas because its allways about who buys the best gifts, i could have spent 1000 dollars on so many usful things but instead im buying junk for unappreciative people. The jew inside me hates christmas.

>>716411297
I have the flu and have been puking and shitting my brains out since thursday, fuck christmas

>>716411297
I was diagnosed with cancer today. OP IS A FAGGOT.

>>716411297
hey man

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Edgy trolls are a spook.

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>life is shit for me so no one else should be happy
>I'm a worthless piece of shit that doesn't do anything about my life so I'm just gonna be angry and cry all the time

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>>716414790
A man who shits in his toliet is the only one who has to smell it.

>>716411297
love ya too buddy

>>716411297
Christmas is no good for me anymore. Its just another day where people celebrate the miracle of marketing.

>>716411297
Ok we get it you're unhappy with your life and it's turned you into a miserable wretch and you feel like you can't possibly save yourself and ever be happy again

That's the reason behind any hate filled posts we ever get here. Ppl unhappy with their lives just using the subject matter of the thread as a catalyst to vent their hatred they feel built up in their lives in general.

Make a new years resolution to identify why you're unhappy and make plans to fix it. You're probably really young so there's no reason to be this cranky and unhappy for the next few decades of your life. Fix that shit. Be happy again. You can do it.

>>716414983
Pretty much this. That doesn't mean I gotta ruin it for everyone else though.

>>716415042
Not op but i just got a bj so i feel a little better, im not un happy or anti religous but I and many other people agree christmas is noting but a marketing ploy where you are pressured to come up with large sums of money for overly expensive gifts. Dont read into this but there was a study saying that 60% of Americans will take on 1000 dollars of credit card debt for the holiday, and on avreage families spend 800+ on gifts.

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>>716411297
I'll have the best Christmas ever, just to spite you

>>716415541
Why?
Your mom will let you play outside with snow without supervision?

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>>716415862
Aren't you just adorable.

>>716415862
No. Really. Why?

Thanks, OP. This put a smile on my face.

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>>716411297
I wish a merry xmas to you.

>>716416101
Same this actually made me laugh. >>716411297
Have fun in your mom's basement being pissy OP while I'm in cancún with free drinks 24/7 I'll take a shot for you

>>716411297
ITT: Hillary voters.

>>716416552
How to keep from putting in effort and still derail threads. I salute you sir

>>716413883
Just go and come out of the closet. That'll make their Christmas as miserable as yours.

>>716411297
Im sitting alone in a hotel room, not gonna get to be around family, i'm too fucking poor to do anything, so fuck you too OP. My Christmas is shitty enough without you being a cunt. I hope you die in your sleep you goddamn nigger.

>>716416655

Too poor to afford anything but can afford a hotel room for at least one night.

>>716415369
I don't buy my family gifts, and they don't buy me any. We all still get together, have a nice dinner, talk to each other, some of them buy gifts for the kids that'll be there, but it's just something like a nice blanket or a sweater. It's you falling for the marketing that makes you unhappy. If you never considered it, it wouldn't bother you. Fucking sheep.

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>Save up GBP for a whole fucking WEEK
>Tell Mommy I want Chicken Tendies for Christmase dinner
>Have enough GBP so SHE can have Chicken Tendies for Christmase dinner, too. That was SUPPOSED to be her present
>Mommy tells me she's cooking a turkey dinner and that its better
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???
>Tell Mommy I hate her
>Mommy went to her room crying
>Took tree outside and set it on fire
>Took garden hose and soaked all the presents
I don't deserve this kind of abuse. Fuck Christmase.

Don't be sad man, let others have their happiness. Find yours, it won't just drop into your lap.

hey bro please leave usa and enjoy whatever vodoo shit you like elsewhere!
meery christmas!

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wow I was having a mediocre christmas with some presents and some food and no decorations at all, but OP has made me feel good about myself lmao at least I'm not you.

>>716417171
Good Boy Points?

>>716417546
Yes.. GBP. I did all my chores and ate everything she fucking "cooked" all week without complaints. And not FUCKING ONCE did she bring home McDonalds. I earned the Chicken Tendies.

>>716411660
Thanks mirrore

>>716411297
kys faggot

>>716411297
Thank you piece e sheit :3

>>716411297

I spend most of the day playing games. Christmas is for children.

>>716411297
My mother in law will die from cancer in the next few days.
I wish you a happy christmas and may your present be wisdom and empathy.

>>716418175
Well yeah and... wait, wut?

>>716417171
Mmmmm tendies

>>716411297
But my grandad is about to die from cancer in the next few days already, does that count?

>>716411297
looks like someones on the naughty list

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>I'm the only one with problems why dont you understand me!

>>716411297
My aunt just called to say she can't make it to our family party because she found out she has cancer and needs to spend the holidays in the hospital. Thanks asshole.

>>716411297
thanks fam

>>716413290
Best of luck to her. Merry Christmas.

>>716413883
I wish I had a family thing to go to. Instead, I'm sitting in my small studio apartment all alone pigging out on chips and feeling like shit.

>>716422297
I have a huge family, everyone living in the same city, and I don't want to leave my room. I'm a shut-in and I bought some nachos, pigging out, and I'm pretty satisfied.

>>716414330
Were you really? Fuck man I'm sorry to hear that. How are you dealing with it?

>>716414330
Boy life sure loves a good dark joke. Hey, It's Christmas Eve and guess what! You've got cancer! Ha! Fuck life, man. I hope everything works out for you.

>>716411297
Nigger
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>>716416655
Same thing with me, except it's a small studio apartment instead of a hotel. Merry Christmas, /b/ro. I hope the holiday turns around for both of us

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>>716414330
Oh I wish this post was true so bad! If only you had some means to show your medical records proving it. My day would be so much better for it.

>>716411297
No one can be killed by cancer that fast

>>716411297
I'm sorry. I love you OP.

>christmas with family and relatives (10 ppl)
>toilet right next to living room
>can hear / smell everything
>grandma literally explodes on the toilet seat
>everything covered in shit
>shit got on and even under the plastic toilet seat
>shit on the toilet paper
>use toilet after her
>clean up everything while almost throwing up
>whole apartment smells like shit
>everyone thinks it was me
>thanks santa

>>716411297
But that happened last christmas.

Hope you're fucking bitches in the afterlife grandad.

>>716411297
Go back to R9k you pathetic faggot

>>716422431
Well I wish we could trade places. All I wanted to do was watch Christmas movies with my family and eat some sweets like we normally do on xmas eve but they're all off doing their own thing with their own friends so I'm doing nothing by myself.

Girlfriend dumped you? Lmao you sad faggot

>>716422217
Thanks mate, you too

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>>716411297
<-- OP

>>716422777
The Holy trips

>>716411297
You must be one angry sandnigger.

>>716423081
Doing their own thing with their own friends? What are they? Assholes like me?

Fuck...I guess I wouldn't like a family that was reflective of me. I can't stand me, so I can see how you're suffering. Well, you are spending your time with us, so...maybe you've been here long enough to feel something closer than other places of the internet. Merry Christmas I guess. Most of us aren't Christian, I'm not, but Merry Christmas anyway.

>>716423725
Thanks, friend. Merry Christmas to you as well. My brother is at a party and my sister is with some friends. I told my mom that I'm fine and doing my own thing so that she could go out and enjoy herself as well instead of being bored with just me. I guess I'm glad my family is having fun.

>>716411297
concur. fuck u all

>>716411297
Lame lame lame. Strive to be a better person.

>>716424607
>I guess I'm glad my family is having fun.
You know what. That's that part that says you have a genuine selfless form of love. You may not have the best experience, but you're sacrificing your boredom or "uncelebrated time" for someone else to enjoy their time.

If your family asks what you did, dodge the answer, don't hide your feelings, and let them know you're hurting because of it. You don't have to say to them, just don't hide your emotions and it's good enough. In fact, if you had a small present for each of them, it would reinforce the type of guilt they ought to be feeling. Even if it's just a card.

>>716411297
this. i fucking hate everybody who has family to talk to around this bullshit. I never asked for any of this. i hate humanity.

>>716411297
Spoilt OP didn't get what he wanted for Christmas and is throwing a tantrum

>>716411297
But youre my brother why do you want cancers?

>>716411297
> Being on /b/
>"Enjoying" Christmas

Jokes on you OP, my Granddad is already dying of cancer.

I hope someone in my family gets cancer and dies so in your face faggot op.

>>716424981
Oh I do have gifts for all of them. I mean, we'll all be together on actual Christmas day so I'm looking forward to that. I'm not going to try to guilt them or anything just for making plans

>>716411297
How does it feel to be this much of a faggot?

>>716411297
if this is not an edgy troll post then I hope that whatever bad things are happening to you resolve themselves in a way beneficial to you and that you have a very merry Christmas

>>716411297
drink with me anon, you are not alone

>>716411297
Arent you a little gay Ray of sunshine. I guess OP is a cancerous faggot after all

>>716411589
>saved it JUST incase

this cant be good for anyones mental health right?