Waifu claiming thread
Previous: >>716311689
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Sameji claim'd
Claim
Foxxy
カラミチーマス
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vw4JkDf0wo
Hello, I am the cute girl in the pic related.
My name is Takagi and I am dimension dysphoric. I am an anime character trap in a male human's body.
Before you make fun of my condition, just know that when I came out to my parents they thought I was joking.
I think you guys might get me...
>>716337180
I pay them a rent but I still feel like I'm standing in their way.
And I can tell they don't like my lack of autonomy.
>>716337270
I want to take Ran's virginity while holding her hands.
>>716337468
??
>>716337475
I was never good at anatomy
and they are your parents, I'm sure they don't mind too much but idk
any plans on moving out? siblings?
>>716337475
>>716337468
>>716337381
>>716337372
>>716337270
>>716337210
LET IT BEGIN!!!
>>716337783
you're bad at aiming
>>716337783
I HAVE GHOSTS!!!
>>716337703
My name is Takagi and I'm actually an anime girl.
still here
>>716337783
Kill them all let god sort them out!
>>716337783
Careful, you might hurt yourself
>>716337783
>>716337945
how did you fuck up that badly?
>>716337783
jokes on you, this is a gun free zone :o
>>716337703
I'm also bad at anatomy :o
I know they probably don't mind too much but I still don't like the situation.
I don't know what I would hate more between this or moving away and barely being able to sustain myself.
At least I'd have some kind of pride I guess.
>>716337884
No need! You already shot youself!
>>716338020
>>716337945
>>716337995
I MISSED SOME!
>>716338020
>>716338039
>>716338016
You you three are ok
>>716337945
...meh, it's still 2016. I guess it's plausible.
>>716338214
wow i'm retarded
>>716338063
What? I was born an anime character.
I'm just looking for someone to claim me
>>716338016
you hit up the wrong thread again?
>>716338214
you've missed me more than once tho
>>716338344
check out /a/
>>716338171
is your pride worth it?
you should at least be trying to save up then if you aren't already
maybe room with a friend
>>716338367
You shot yourself here >>716337884
No need to
>>716338214
>
>>716338367
I do it on purpose
>>716337468
tfw no 2D gf
>>716338620
whatever you say m8
>>716338670
You can check the times if you want.
>>716338649
I can be your 2D gf!
>>716338267
Yes, you are
>>716338480
I have decent savings, even with this shitty income.
I barely have any friends and they're not available for this right now.
I could get a cheap apartment but I can't seem to find the will to do that right now.
Well that goes for everything now.
>>716339179
>>716339179
Make em eat the hot lead!
>>716339179
End yourself
>>716339160
seems like you have a plan at least sorta
my mom says to enjoy my youth while I can so I try to do that :o
>>716338935
Wanna ERP?
>>716339387
Sorry direct orders from the man himself, I cannot stop. You should help to.
>>716339458
She's cute :o
>>716339419
No I don't have a plan at all, except going to bed right now.
I feel like I wasted all my youth and it's already coming to and end.
I'm not that old but I can't help but feel this way.
Anyway that's my time for now, I work tomorrow.
Goodnight.
>>716339817
get plenty of rest, thanks for the chat
you shouldn't stress yourself too much
goodnight
>>716340040
thank you <3
>>716339543
I'll decline
This thread.
>>716340355
please leave newfag
>>716340499
>Calling me a newfag.
>>716340624
>1482473230473.gif
>i'm not a newfag lelelel
>>716340755
>>716340256
Do you mean to start a war??!!!
>>716340894
Do you ever fantasize about shooting up a crowded mall?
>>716341179
Depends on who is in there.
>>716341267
Innocent people.
>>716341392
no one on this planet is innocent
>>716341453
What about your waifu?
>>716337995
Hey.
Did you want to talk about what was going down on your end?
>>716341392
Define innocent. If any of them are anything but white and German then they go here.
>>716341620
well i think my wisdom teeth are coming in and i cant afford that
>>716341744
Innocent Japanese people who make anime for a living.
>>716341744
Cyka Blyat
>>716341919
Japan is an ally! Not happening!
>>716341966
>>716341966
>>716341966
SOVIET!!! DIE NOW!!!
>>716342154
Soviets kicked your ass
>>716342392
such a hot picture
>>716342154
put some pants on :o
>>716342392
Not in this reality. Also two words.
Mass conscription, only way you could win
>>716342711
why did you delete yourself :o
>>716342756
delet this
>>716342756
Fucked up
>>716342775
I think you deleted an "e" :o
>>716342825
you sure are fucked up :o
>>716342859
No. I know what I said
>>716342392
I want to cuddle with Ran and have her wrap her tails around me.
>>716342916
delet? :o
>>716342711
It's because you are neither cheeki nor breeki
>>716342946
Delet this
>google it
>>716341895
Ouch.
Not much you can do about it?
>>716343047
I try not to acknowledge shit memes :o
>>716342993
Of to the chambers with you Soviet!
>>716343113
not unless i have a lot of money no
>>716343259
Please, everyone knows all slavs have gas masks
>>716343542
I want to hug Ran. I want Ran to love me.
>>716343688
back off
>>716343464
No dental insurance? Depending on where you go they are willing to work with the finances. On the other hand, you also want a place that does good work too.
>>716343542
Pretty hard to get them when your in chains!
>>716337112
all your waifus are shit
this is the ultimate waifu bois.
>>716343773
nope havent been in a place of work for about 2 months. anyways im going to go shower for now
>>716343766
I'm sorry. It's how I compensate for my crippling loneliness, thinking about perfect fictional females loving me and caring for me.
>>716344080
it's fine I just really love fran :o
I have no idea what's going on at this point
>>716341895
>>716343113
>>716343464
>>716343773
>>716343907
>>716344075
DAM YOUR SOVIET TRICKS KEEPING ME FROM CLEANSING!
>>716344231
???
>>716343865
My lungs are strong like bear, gas will have no effect
>>716343907
I'll agree, she's pretty great
>>716343773
Terry Bradshaw needs to go take a nap.
~Shiro
>>716344653
Then in that case.
>>716343773
>>716344856
All I have to do is survive the blast, the radiation will be just like the exclusion zone
>>716344075
Ah, gotcha. If you're stuck in an emergency situation, a dental clinic may be your best option since they usually handle under/un-insured patients.
>>716344320
Your aim still sucks.
>>716344842
Both he and Mike Ditka lost their sanity a long time ago.
>>716345039
Nightly bote encounter. How are you?
>>716345343
Your irl wife is a bitch.
>>716345080
>All I have to do is survive the blast
Afraid it does not work like that if you right next to it.
>>716345488
If this is true, you >>716345343
Deserve to be shot.
>>716346010
very cute
>>716345343
Titans really need to prove themselves tomorrow, even if it is against the shitty Jaguars. They need to fix that nasty 1-3 AFC South record if they want into the playoffs.
Also, pillow fight of the year! Rams and 49ers! Woo!
>>716346010
I want to lick Laura's golden eyeball.
>>716346045
Indeed.
>>716346199
But why?
>>716346032
Kill him
g'night fags
>>716346302
To show affection. Maybe she'd hug me then, or hold hands with me.
>>716346390
sleep tight cutie :o
>>716346390
goodnight!
>>716345343
Pretty good and you
>Smile to protect
>>716346010
The other IS
>>716346390
Good! Now you can't put up and resistance while I execute you!
>>716346406
At least compliment the eye, don't go licking it! Seriously, she likes it a lot when people say nice things about her eye(s).
>>716346513
Yo.
>>716346836
Wouldn't that be a really nice thing though? It's me saying 'I like your eyeball a lot, so I'm going to lick it to prove it.'
I wonder if she'd hug me though... that's all I want.
>>716346126
Titans are on house money at this point, for them to be contending for a playoff spot is probably a nice surprise for their fanbase. There's a good chance that Indy loses and they win tomorrow, but I wouldn't completely trust Ten. to hold it together.
>Rams v. Niners
That's gonna be some horrible QB play on both sides.
>>716346302
Kraut IS. How goes it?
>>716346390
'Night
>>716346513
One of those sorts of days that takes the wind out of your sails. Not much I can do at this point other than wait and hold down the fort.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnbouQIFGZI I forgot how much I enjoyed the easter egg music from CoD zombies
>>716347129
what's your favorite map? :o
>>716346975
I mean, you do what you want, I won't judge. All I'm trying to say is that it's something I wouldn't do.
>>716347016
>Herb.
What did he mean by this?
>>716347016
Your wife lick my cum off the toilet seat like the worthless fat whore she is.
>>716347129
This one was better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sojpr4v93_w
>>716347285
Shangri-La
>>716347400
That one is nice, but I prefer Abracadaver
>>716347016
'Tis the season of giving! Joe Flacco gave his offensive VR stuff. Ezekiel Elliot gave his lineman some UTV's too. Now Derek Carr just needs to give his lineman some stuff, and everything'll be set. Also, here are some sweet kicks Antonio Brown is going to be wearing when they lose to Baltimore.
The Titans needn't worry about the Colts or Texans, but themselves.
~Shiro
>>716347788
there's apparently a resort here named that
mine was Der Riese :o
>>716347946
Ah, that one I didn't enjoy much.
>>716347788
>Shangri-La
He didn't ask for the worst map.
>>716348048
That's a weird way to spell best map
>>716348048
Transit?
>>716348038
that's the one I played most with my brother
good times
I miss you bro ;-;
back
>>716348118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78PFrQeeeyI
The easter egg music is pretty good too
>>716348165
Good shower?
>>716348118
What about it?
>>716348086
I couldn't pick a best map, but acceptable answers would be Nacht der Untoten, Shi No Numa, Ascension and Der Riese.
Anime faggots
>>716348333
I guess trips say those are good maps.
>Shi No Numa a shit
>>716348333
Shi No Numa was good too, I would smap bouncing bettys
>>716348228
I don't like metal :o
>>716347355
Not 100% sure myself.
>>716347907
Yeah, I saw what Zeke did for the lineman, those were pretty badass.
Seattle plays the Cards, last time was the ugly tie game, we need the win to maintain a lead over Atl for the #2 playoff seed.
I'm hoping the Stillers lose to the Ravens, expecting a ugly 12-9 game out of those two teams.
If it comes down to Houston V. Texans in week 17 for the division, I wonder which team shoots themselves in the foot first?
>>716348228
it was warm wasnt it
>>716348395
>>Shi No Numa a shit
>>716348402
spam -_-
>>716348395
it was the first good map
the first zombie levels are horrible
Just waiting to see if they want to drain this bad boy now.
>>716348501
I don't know, was it?
>>716348502
It was, I'm sorry
>>716348528
True. The first one ever was pretty bad
>>716348568
Go to sleep
>
>>716348617
well yeah
>>716348760
It seemed like you were asking me
>>716348825
well yeah kinda
>>716348918
Why would I know though :o
>>716348947
i dont know sorry
>>716349144
It's not like I join people for their showers or anything
B-baka
>>716348481
Think the Browns can pull it off this week?
I'm going to go with Houston. They are far worse than record indicates, with a practically non-existent offense and an average defense. They will not be able to contain DeMarco Murray, he will run all over them and turn their defense into a carpet.
>>716348617
>It was
>The first one ever was pretty bad
>
>>716349259
/thread
>>716349399
It was a super compact shithole. You had no breathing room whatsoever and it had far too many pointless corners
>>716349259
i mean that sounds nice though
>>716349474
I'm assuming you mean Nacht der Untoten, in which case, I loved the attribute of no breathing room! Made it more challenging.
>>716349486
I do enjoy showers, but that's because of the heat.
>>716349704
I have a poor sense of direction when I'm in a bit of a rush
>like trying not to get fugged by zambonis
>>716349833
well yeah but if they were with someone else wouldnt they be even hotter?
>>716348558
With your luck they will. But at least it sounds like you're getting on the other side of the illness now.
>>716349399
The Chargers can screw it enough up for a Christmas miracle for Cleveland. They gotta be careful if they win or they could lose that first draft pick depending on what happens to San Fran.
Houston's defense is probably their best offense at this point. That is an ugly team. Ugly enough where I could see Savage getting destroyed and Weeden put in as QB.
>spaming YLYL thread with interracial trap hentai
>YLYL fag asks me to be their friend
>>716350030
why do you have that type of porn?
why are you on YLYL?
>>716350123
>why do you have that type of porn?
To spam YLYL
>why are you on YLYL?
To spam YLYL
>>716350215
would you mind sending some my way? :o
>>716350392
I deleted that folder.
>>716349833
That's why you adapt to it, silly! I love games that make you adapt.
>>716349984
No. I'd be too embarrassed and trying to leave for that
>>716350851
I spent like a hundred hours on that map. There was no adapting
>>716351815
Then git gud.
holy shit moving music from this phone to this laptop is killing me
I'm back got wrapped up in other things
>Thread still going
>>716351891
That can describe every aspect of my life
>>716351980
:o
>>716352077
Stop being a negative nancy.
>>716352140
I prefer the term "Debbie Downer"
>>716352206
Glum Gary
>>716352318
That's a good one too
>>716352206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObdC3uhPeEY
>>716352577
That's creepy
>>716352647
So are you.
>>716353432
I want to hug Mugi.
>>716353506
Me too
Sleep calls me. Goodnight.
>>716353349
>>716353432
cuties
>>716353586
sleep well and warm
>>716353650
RAMIREZ GET ON THAT .50 AND SHOOT THOSE BASTARDS DOWN
>>716353867
Laffin
>>716351815
well if you liked them i dont see the problem
>>716353867
worst cod
>>716347355
Kraut is a nickname for Germans
wassup
>>716354312
merry christmas eve :o
>>716354444
quads :o
>>716354522
dubs :o
Claiming Kirino
>>716354444
whoa checked
merry Christmas eve
>>716354620
claiming kirino poster
>>716354642
how was portal? :o
>>716354312
my love for you
>>716354798
I got pretty far, seems like halfway, then switched over to playing warband. Played that till I got bored.
>>716354961
<3 stranger
>>716355198
was it portal 1 or 2?
I hear portal 1 is really short :o
>>716354061
Emperor...
>>716355293
2 :O
>>716355198
<3 not stranger
>>716355386
oh ok that makes sense
we should play a game together once my friends helps me with the pc :o
>tfw was too intelligent to post my waifu but she was claimed already
>>716355554
I got 5 5s once rip :o
>>716355370
ALL HAIL BRITANIA!
>>716355554
>tfw one off from quints
Time to Apply Noose
>>716355504
Most definitely.
Any ideas of what games you would like to play?
Portal 2 has a coop thing, we could do that.
>>716355691
Makoto is a boys name
I bet Mr. And Mrs. Kikuchi wanted a boy...
>>716355903
most likely a free game because I'm poor :o
I do own minecraft from when I was 12
>>716356030
Jeez, did you like, take a 30 second look at the wiki to figure that one out?
>>716356134
i can get you something
Minecraft can be done though. Though if I do that I ought as well revert to my Tekkit days.
>>716356253
>tfw too intelligent to look at wikis
>>716356434
why is earth flat? :o
>>716356384
what is tekkit?
>>716356434
RIP
>>716356506
A big mod for minecraft.
Adds machinery and stuff, electricity.
It was pretty cool when I was in middleschool
>>716356754
I never liked playing minecraft with mods
tho I guess I wouldn't mnd trying it :o
>>716356754
It's a modpack you damn fundie.
Minecraft Single player is good. Multiplayer is cancer.
hey all
>back from a ban for posting a thread that's posted daily
fuck /aco/ mods
>>716356886
Sorry I goofed the term ya spaz
Single player gets pointless quickly.
>>716356840
I'm down for whatever you want :0
>>716357348
Sup Tali
>>716357348
welcome back
>>716357463
you too
though when I play minecraft I just mine and raise farms 24/7 :o
>>716357348
You didn't evade?
What a roastie.
>>716357692
I tried to use a proxy but every time i clicked post a reply it'd just refresh the page.
>>716357463
Its almost christmas!
>you damn cutie
>>716357636
Thank you faceless
>>716357987
you know me :o
>>716358145
Ah merry christmas konota
>>716357987
Just unplug your router for five minutes...
Fucking normies
>>716358286
>this is b8
>>716358268
konata :o
merry christmas eve to you
>>716358328
No it's literally how you change your IP
Roastie once again proves its stupidity.
>>716358627
Stupid Trot.
>tfw all this christmas food and I have to wait to eat it it
kill me now please
>>716357987
>cutie
Tali is looking pretty cute in that Santa costume