Good evening, Anonymous! Are you ready for Christmas?
I won't be doing tarot tonight. In fact, I'll barely be around. You're welcome to hang out in the shrine if you want, orrr...
You can come and play Starbound with me on my server!
IP: 96.239.33.6
Port: 21025
See you on Christmas night!
https ://mega .nz/ #! ychBkaRQ!gMJHZ9mjgoUIqmSRYUsbnd_ vJ2hXEcUHHI4l5pzsG -0
For those who would like to join!
Hello!
>>716327285
Do you ever look at the clock and go: "Ah fuck, its christmas eve"?
What's good, friends?
Hello thread
Reimu, you may not have seen it, but I actually handed some advice last thread, I think I did a good enough job
Anyone excited for the holidays?
-Sweet Roll
>>716328116
I'm getting fucking destroyed in Xcom TFTD. You?
>>716328107
Yep.
>>716328116
We are playing Starbound! I posted a download link btw.
>>716328107
One year closer to my demise c:
>>716328205
Rough, dude. I was getting fucking wrecked in BF1 earlier.
>>716328216
Might have to dust off Starbound.
Hey Nep, doubt you're in here, but the server isn't letting me in.
>>716328362
I'm not sure, but i feel like this song was foreshadowing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tdlg2JXuaQ
>>716328247
That's alright
You aren't required to be excited, or to be in the holiday spirit
-Sweet Roll
>>716328780
I've heard good things about Ghost. I haven't really had a chance to listen to them. Lately, I've been listening to a lot of Ne Obliviscarus. It's basically what happens when you make a progressive/death metal band where all the band members have a very advanced knowledge of music theory. They're fairly recent, so they don't have a whole lot of albums out yet, but all of them are fucking journey. Most of their songs average between 10-12 minutes long with the exception of two, which are only five minutes long. Have a listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsh9xzTCFRk
>>716328778
Maybe your version is outdated, also see the port is correct and so!
So, one day I was jacking off to radioactive isotopes and a thought suddenly occured to me.
>>716329190
I realized that life is basically shit until you die and that people really don't care about each other. I decided I needed to fix that by creating a holiday.
>>716328778
Make sure you have "enable assets" (it might not be called that exactly) ticked in your options.
>>716329177
Don't know how it would be out of date seeing as Steam automatically updates it. I'll check and see if it didn't update for some reason.
if i have to start posting XCOM screenshots to keep this thread alive, i will.
>>716329124
I'll check it out. Thanks! Also, do you mind me adding you on steam? providing you have one.
>>716329177
>>716329265
Alright got it figured out. Character's name is Comrade Bobo.
>>716329362
Username is Dank Masterson.
>>716329235
I went a few thousand years back in time. At this point in human history, everyone was even dumber than they are now, but they were less fat. I did a bunch of cool magic tricks, like lighting bushes on fire and stuff. These desert cucks thought I was some sort of God.
>>716329523
I told them they should create a holiday for Me, except the 'Me' is actually my Son, but he's also Me. I blasted my holy seed into some lady, she was like 10 years old or something and she gave birth to my Son. I told the angel to name him 'Jewy Screwy' because it was an awesome name, but they got the fucking name wrong and called the kid 'Jesus Christ.'
Good evening. I'm just gonna drop by real quick since I have to be in bed in a moment. Merry christmas everyone.
>>716329691
Jesus was notable for doing literally nothing wrong, like, ever, and also wearing sandles, being really wise and also having all the same powers as me. People made the holiday of Christmas but I thought it was kind of lame so I engaged in some more sex and had another kid. I was going to name her Megumin, like in Konosuba, because I thought she would blow some people up, and I was right, but it was a boy and I named him Muhammed. He was always jealous of Jesus because he would always beat him in Abraham Kart 64.
>>716329691
>>716330020
Keep telling the story of Jewy Screwy.
>>716330020
Muhammed, through him and Jesus' mutual friend Jewish Discorat (Maybe it was something like Judas Isocrat, I don't remember) started a rumor that Jesus thought Star Wars VI was the best of the original three (Jesus obviously didn't think this, he wasn't a faggot so he knew V was the best) and now the people that loved him wanted to crucify him.
H-hello
>>716330201
I didn't stop it because I low-key wanted Jesus out of the picture so I could keep humanity sinning and fighting. I told the humans that after they die I'll take them to this sweet crib in the clouds, but only if they celebrate Christmas and sing songs and make cookies and shit.
CHRISTMAS DOESN'T EXIST.
>>716330500
I came to the 20th century to see how the holiday turned out, only to find out it got fucked in the mouth by Capitalism.
Merry Christmas, folks, Merry Christmas.
>>716327285
Hiya Reimu! Merry Christmas to all you guys!
Mantis
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>>716328780
:o
I'm surprised you're the only one here with that
Anything strange happened again?
Looks like a lot of nothing for this thread
I'll see it through anyway
-Sweet Roll
>>716327285
Enjoy your time in the pokey, you creepy pedophile bitch.
I guess we image dump now
>>716334571
shit tier camera
>>716334285
lol wtf is this guy on about
Reisen claimed.
>>716334285
>false report of a post with no illegal content
>thinks the feds will actually pursue it
>>716335975
>Faggot ignores the filename.
>Falls for the bait, just like everyone else.
>>716336493
>Bumps my thread right before it dies
>>716336601
>dying a bumping thread
>>716336732
>'a'ing bump die thread
>>716336855
threading a bump die
>>716336855
kek
Kill a sage bump board thread yotsuba
>>716336601
Thought you said you'd barely be around. Speaking of around, here's some 2uhu aroundness.
>totally not a thread
This certainly looks like a thread.
>>716337613
No, anon. Its not a thread. This, my pic related, is what a true thread looks like. Everything else is just an imposter, or a wannabe.
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>716337862
This is thread, that is 4 spools of thread
>>716338089
(wrong thread again)
>>716337862
That looks like less of a thread than this one.
>>716338394
>>716338245
Stahp
>>716338089
Welcome back!
>>716337613
The person I was tutoring in Starbound 101 left, and not many other new people have showed up.
>>716338319
That's not a thread. That's just a pair of tits. Your argument is invalid.
>>716338737
i can't stop pls send help
>>716338834
Is this a problem that can be solved with hugs or cuddles?
>>716338719
>>716338834
>>716338936
Or gentle persuasion?.... Or rough, if that's your thing.
>>716338737
Gm, OP
>>716338737
You're tutoring people in Starbound?
>>716338784
I was... Never mind...
>>716338936
if hugs and cuddles worked i wouldn't have problems in the first place
>>716339084
>
>>716339105
i don't do gentle
>>716339274
But little kitties are for gentle, as lolis are for hugs.
>>716339493
>
>>716339684
yes, but sex is for rough
FTFY
>>716339753
I didn't mislink the thread.
>>716340180
You're missing a few zeros
>>716339937
whatever you say m8
I wonder if anyone else will show up
-Sweet Roll
>>716340282
Check the post times, hun.
>>716340897
already did, just giving you a hard time
how'd it go with the brats?
>>716340394
Like who?
>>716340394
Maybe on Christmas day.
>>716340811
>The time
What do I get for posting exactly at midnight (for 4chan)?
-Sweet Roll
I have returned. Surprised to see this thread still alive.
>>716341312
Sup
How was starbound?
>>716341223
+1 internets?
>>716341037
I dunno, anyone
also hi
>>716341223
I also realized that I got dubs, and it was 11, which would be the time shown on a clock in CST, the time this thread uses
-Sweet Roll
>>716341007
>
>>716341699
that bad, huh?
>>716341462
Wasn't too bad. Had to duck out early because my friend skyped me.
>>716341822
Very bad, they found my volleyball and start throwing it everywhere. My computer was their favorite target!
>>716341999
Checked
That's cool, I'm gonna go to sleep now though
Bye all
>>716342065
did you use their heads for target practice with the ball?
>>716341489
Man, I loved this anime when I was younger.
Now I realize it was fucking retarded.
>>716342243
Night, degenerate.
Will you play starbound tomorrow?
>>716342555
After work, maybe!
>>716342332
sounds like you grew out of your good taste
>>716342289
Nope, but I made them love my computer when I put My Lil' Pony on for them.
>>716342751
maniac, shoulda pelted them
>>716342827
They kept slapping my keyboard and busted three LEDs
>>716343405
why'd you even let them near your computer you lunatic
>>716343616
Because their father keeps beating them, so I make them stay in my room.
>>716343748
i'd just let 'em get beaten
>>716343748
Brutal.
>>716343954
I think its my human instinct that makes me protect.
>>716344099
Brutal is putting it lightly.
>>716344127
it's like you're speaking a foreign language right now
>>716344493
I'm sorry, I just want to protect them. I don't want to see them get beaten all day.
>>716344703
why?
>>716344751
Because they don't deserve it.
>>716345259
foreign language m8
>>716345756
What do you mean? Is my grammar that bad? I'm sorry.
>>716346024
nah, just saying i don't understand that impulse, i don't like kids and i don't like people
either way, i'm heading to bed
>>716346288
Some people are worth living for. Goodnight!
Pretty dead today, huh?
>>716346480
Yeah...
>>716346741
How's it going?
>>716327285
JEW!!!!
>>716346799
Y-you want to know how I'm doing..?
>>716347191
Might as well make conversation.
>>716347489
What?
>>716347592
Why do you look so much like Saika?
>>716347592
N-nothing!!
>>716347408
Note to self: pay more attention to your images. Looked kind of like I was tsunning, I wasn't.
>>716347776
I have no idea.
>>716347781
What?
>>716347834
O-oyasumi nasai!!
>>716348355
Eh?
-yawn- Yo guys, sup?
Hello?
>>716348486
he went to bed
>>716348984
Heya. Seems like a quiet morning here. Maybe it's too close to Christmas or something.
>>716349060
Oh. Was it too difficult to say that in English?
>>716327285
I love you, Reimu and good luck with your server thing.
>>716349005
Hi!
>>716349064
Not quite, we were playing Starbound actually, I even posted a download link so people could play with us, Reimu just went to bed.
>>716349064
Bretty cute
>>716349129
sounds cuter in jap
>>716349225
Ah, right. I can see how that'd kill threads.
>>716349231
What is?
>>716349241
Does it though?
>>716349344
yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6i4FPZcdfAcom
>>716349344
It was quite fun actually, a lot of looting and Reimu building a weeb village.
Why not joining next time?
>>716349553
I know what it sounds like, I just don't think it sounds that much cuter.
>>716349557
I don't tend to play games like that, really.
>>716349648
it's the cutest and you know it
>>716349832
I don't think so.
>>716349648
Aww, what a shame. Anyway, any plans for kuristmasu?
>>716349914
Just spending the day with a couple of friends that are gonna be here. Nothing super special. You?
>>716349886
then you don't know what cute is.
>>716350067
I totally do.
>>716349979
Hi Lewdmu! Glad to see you.
>>716350019
Spending it with mom and dad, nothing too out of the ordinary either, I want a pair of shades tho.
>>716350067
Come on man, just look at those pics. Qt 3.1416
>>716327285
They renamed Terraria...?
or copied the game entirely?
>>716350370
Mm, I think the best thing I have to look forward to this Christmas is spending it talking to someone important to me. Which will be nice, if it happens.
Da bump
>>716350370
What's up? Long time no see
>saying I don't know what cute is
Fucking rude that is...
>>716350371
Copied the idea and took it to Space.
-Koi
It's to cold here.
>>716351210
Well do you?
>>716351848
Same.
>>716352209
I'd like to think I do.
>>716352229
I wish it was summer already.
>>716352298
I'm good with any weather usually, it just feels kind of cold today.
>>716352432
I dislike the cold weather a lot.
>>716352485
I'm used to it, comes with living up north.
>>716352608
I live up north as well but I hate it.
>>716352798
How cold are we talking here?
>>716353076
I wouldn't know how cold it is right now since I don't watch the news. All I know is that it's cold enough for me to put on my jacket while being inside.
>>716353474
That sounds unpleasant. Can't turn the heating up?
>>716353570
Having the heat up cost money. I can barely make rent as it is.