s/fur
Fur > Reality
>>716312941
floof is cute!
CUTE!!
>>716312941
Because fur can be drawn to perfection, whereas humans are not perfect.
Ayy
>>716313075
and more importantly, humans lack soft fluffy goodness
>>716313167
G'ewening Alex
>>716313167
Hi
All I want is a god damn radio clock that runs off AA or AAA batteries and has digital tuning.
>>716313449
>>716313303
>>716313481
u ppl dokn't have santa
>>716313481
maybe Santa will bring one for you
were you a good boy this year?
>Chance of rain in the evening...then rain overnight. Rain may be heavy at times overnight. Lows 46 to 51. Areas of winds south 15 to 20 mph. Gusts to 35 mph.
this is what i have to stand in tonight
>>716313495
>dat tail
Would hug
The red and white santa most of you know of was invented by the coka-cola company in the 1930s to sell more coke in the off-season!
>>716313737
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>>716313737
Invest in a poncho
>>716314111
later, furend
try not too get too wet
>>716313908
wait, wait, are you suggesting there is some sort of link between the christmas holiday and consumerism? hmmmm....
>>716313908
Faggit lives up north here
>>716314111
L8r
>>716314111
see you
>>716313694
>>716313673
I don't like people bringing me stuff. I prefer to anally choose my own.
>>716314499
Familiar
>>716313168
For me it's just the tails. I can imagine they'd be so much fun to play with.
>>716314665
I didn't think clock radios were too expensive
I'm sure if you shop around a bit you can find one that suites your tastes
>>716314848
absolutely!
>>716314665
Our family tradition is we ask and tell each other what'd we like
>>716314858
I like the kind that lays flat and wide on the desk.
I don't want one with a 9V because I don't have rechargeable 9Vs.
I don't want one with analog tuning because it's fiddley as hell.
>>716314499
>>716314848
Tails make perfect cum rags to dry your dick with after fucking.
>>716315203
>Sony Dream Machine
Thought all these ran on AC
>>716315320
>>716315340
Please no sexual the tail
>>716315340
>>716315340
don't furget fluffy tailjobs
or maybe pic related if you're lacking in the penis department
>>716315017
Indeed. The tail my wife wears for me sometimes is more of a cat's tail but it's still fun to stroke and pull during sex. She won't do a tailplug, though but I'll take what I can get. She *barely* accepts that.
>>716315370
Most of them have 9V battery slots as backup.
>>716315638
does she wear cat ears too?
you should make her purr for you
>>716315573
Or hey here's a thought: dokn't chop ur dick off
>>716315648
Can't you just plug it in? All of the battery options I've seen are really rather to keep you from needing reset everything whenever it gets disconnected from power.
>>716312941
Imagine fucking an anthro.
You'd get fucking hair in your mouth, your dick would be scratchy/rashing from the fur as well.
Not to mention fleas, and whatever animal you're fucking would overheat when it's summer
Reality > Furfags.
>>716315813
I'll keep that in mind in case I grow one
>>716315648
Fur the occasional black out, spose?
Probably wokn't last long enough on the battery fur primary PS
>>716313481
Only one I can find is a First Alert safety one at Lowe's and it's like $60. Digital tuner, though.
>>716315203
9Vs last a long time and really aren't that expensive. They are the only batteries I don't use rechargables for.
>>716316030
But what if you were an anthro yourself?
>>716316030
would well be worth it
>>716315963
she needs more boobs
>>716315963
By right I'm not allowed to use AC power in the barracks for unauthorised electrical devices. By left nobody cares about this rule tho.
Hell, the kids down the hall even brought in a fucking mini fridge.
>>716316049
Lowe's doesn't exist here and I'd like to keep it to less than $30.
>>716316030
Nah, soft silky pelage is where it's at
I mean, you might have to invest in a good vacuum cleaner and some lint rollers, but it's all worth it for those floofy snuggles
>>716315810
Yes and she sort of "Nyaa's" but this is like on my birthday only. She finds it incredibly weird and it took a long, long time for her to do this (like being married for years)
>>716316030
>You'd get fucking hair in your mouth
How?
>your dick would be scratchy/rashing from the fur
Fur iskn't glass fiber
>animal you're fucking
English, motheryiffer
>would overheat
>what is panting
>>716316222
No.
She's sporting a pretty ideal size in my opinion.
>>716316036
Prevention was easier than the cure
>>716312941
all of you, fake and gay
>>716316400
That's kinda lame, it might be a little weird but it isn't especially demanding or degrading
not like you wanna take a dump in her mouth or something
Ah well, guess that's marriage
>>716316030
i can deal with the hair I have a cute lil pupper already, the rest of that is BS
>>716316433
>animal you're fucking
>tfw actually that was correct
>>716316464
size yes, quantity no
>>716316742
Yeah, wife is super vanilla and I'm a pervert. She kind of lost all her sex drive after our kid was born. Love her to death but we just are very different in the bedroom.
>>716316977
Well hey I guess it could be worse
I mean, better than putting a tail and ears on your hand, right?