Secrets. What's yours? Mine: I want to teach a 38 year

My ex dumped me in the most fucked up way 2 years ago. Fast forward to today: I'm having an affair with her. Searched her phone, got screenshots of every dude she's had Sex with since parting with me, got nudes en masse, and am ready to fuck her life up as bad as she did mine two years ago.

I've created many fake snapchat accounts to try to get a girl from school to send me nudes

>>716313011

I know her. She goes to my school.

>>716312309

She busy but maybe I call. worth shot. Texted her but no answer. then sometimes text.

(you've become your own meme, faggot)

>>716312309

Got a depraved bucket list. Some things done so far:

Sex with pregnant woman

Sex with deaf woman

Sex in public, seen by many

Sex with stewardess

Sex with black chick

Sex with asian chicks. many many many asians.

Sex with trap.

Did many of these only once. Some of these many many times.

I regularly let my buddies fuck my gf. The first few times she was tied to the bed and blindfold and to this day she still has no idea it was other guys fucking her

>>716314087

seriously?? I would definitely know if I was in a different pussy, especially if she was on top of me

>>716314191
The 3 buddies who fucked her during that time all have very similar size dicks to me

I indulged in my GF's dog cock fetish by enabling her to suck and fuck my dog.

>>716314458

where the on top

>>716314800

green text

I love youtube puppies.

So hot.

https://youtu.be/Eb0AozaKVKs

>>716312309
i suck dick for drug money

>>716315952

I give drugs for sex

>>716315952

grill or faggot

>>716314458
>ok guys you can fuck my girl but lets measure your rods first

>>716315952

you in Cali? I have money

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>>716314903
> Be with GF for 3 years
> Notice that she likes to pet my malamute a little bit too much around his belly
> Her eyes always go straight for his sheath
> One night we spend at my parents house, I allow the dog to sleep with us
> Dog is on the bed with us (I always had huge, large beds)
> GF gets frisky, starts to give me a blowjob
> Stops and confess that her fetishes are not as vanilla as she pretends them to be while stroking me
> Asks if she's allowed to do something crazy
> herewego.jpg
> She begins to massage dog's sheath while sucking me
> After a while he gets hard
> Proceed to blow dog as I take her from behind, going on for about 10 minutes
> Results in a ruined blanket, multiple orgasms, increased sex drive, and new fetish

Since then, I decided to take my dog to live with us in our home. He's treated really well, bastard sometimes asks for it by either mounting my gf or sticking his head between her legs. Sometimes (But rarely) I simply come home to her blowing him. (She prefers to suck him. She has a strong oral fixation, and his claw marks on her back when he mounts her are a bit suspicious)

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>>716316591

wowza

you can get her to do ANYTHING.

What else has she done or what have you made her do?

>>716314879
She was tied bent over the bed.

>>716316176
Never measured before but lucky coincidence

I love my fiancee.

>>716316782

OK...maybe....but I gotta believe she strongly suspects at the least. but that is a don't ask don't tell situation right there.

>>716316897

so why do you suck random guy's cocks?

>>716312309

I make $40k a month from client web design work. No one knows this. Everyone thinks I'm a starving web design artist. Also, all my designs are stolen. KEK.

>>716316956

Sure you didn't miss a couple of decimal places there?

>>716316956
>$40k a month
Literally impossible.

I like to rubber/fuck/put dick inside of the shoes of women that i sell sometimes, get me rock hard every time

>>716316902
She's brought it up a few times about how much she enjoyed the tied up stuff but never anything specific. Maybe she suspects but doesn't really matter any more as I watch her get fucked by my buddies in plain sight now and we have gang fucks

>>716317134

literally extremely unlikely. not impossible.

>I'm skeptical too though

>>716317212

so there you go

>>716317088
>>716317134

>$200 a month for maintaining, excellent on-page SEO, providing marketing tools & making slight changes.
>I have 200 clients
>all have templates as their website, I just switch up color schemes & elements
>been at it for about 2 years now
>howisthisnotpossibleagain.png

>>716312309
I licked out a sixty five year old mouldy bitch for the bants. Which were top.

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One of my secrets is this. Every fucking day this is posted. And every fucking day it makes me hate this place a little more. Because it's so brutally unoriginal. And every day this place slips further and further away from what it once was. And it hurts my heart. Knowing this thing I used to love is dying a slow painful death.

>>716317414

yeah, getting there. that's how it would be done.

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>>716316763
I didn't push her to do it. I just took a wild guess from the way she looked at my dog's sheath, and I made it possible for her to do it, but I didn't have in mind to actually ask her to do anything with my dog.
Since then, she admitted being attracted to dog and horse dicks. She keeps "taking care" of my malamute, and sometimes when we go out for a long walk with the dog, she insists to pass near the stables. There's a stallion there with a constant erection, and she enjoys wanking him. So far, she only gave him handjobs. He didn't cum yet, but she gets wet as fuck when she does it, and the sex is crazy when we get back home afterwards.

Oh, she's also into footjobs. She actually gets physically aroused when she has her soles stimulated.
Other than that, I can't think of something else that would go off the norm.

>>716316956
Can you hire me?

>>716317596
this

>>716318384

get her to blow your friends

hi friend

>>716318384

is she fat? I'm seeing this really fat chick

>>716314087
you're just a cuck
and dude she knew

>>716318412

I have $4 an hour labor for that, but thanks tho.

My father fucked me from 6 - 10

>>716312860
...and simultaneously fucking your own life up a little more. Just move on.

>>716318975
you still masturbate to the memories, admit it

>>716317596
I'm sure you make much better threads on a daily basis.

>>716318975
Fag or grill?

>>716317205
You sometimes sell women?

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I post banana in YLYL threads

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>>716318566
I'm not sharing, find your own perverted girl.

She's far from fat. Maybe it's hard to see on the feet picture because I had to crop out her legs thanks to the 2MB image limit.

>>716318975
Tonight? Didn't he get tired?

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>>716318602
>>716319553
Fuck, forgot to include post number in reply.

>>716319158

I can't even go there.

>>716319381

femanon

>>716319553

that's one happy doge

>>716320038
{wizard mode} remember, you ain't guilty of shit. you were a kid. {/wizard mode off}

When I was 22 I found out I had a different dad and got a chance to meet him. He was cool. Also got to meet his daughter. She texted me next day and said she wanted to hang out.. so I said fuck it why not. she seemed chill.

She started flirting with me hard.. I eventually said fuck it and ended up banging her that night.

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I can't fap to porn stars that I have seen in interracial scenes. (So, like, all of them)
And I refuse to fuck girls that have been with black men.
Idk how to describe it except that they are tainted, now.

>>716320386
A lot of people have this reaction. It's why girls get paid more for interracial.

>>716320667
So it's not just me? Sheeit.

>>716312860
It's better to move on. I just did today. Ended the toxic relationship I had due to many diferences.
At the end is better to keep the distance and forget, you will hurt yourself anon and thats not worth it.

A shy girl agreed to get together. But when I pushed for a more concrete day, she claimed that she was busy, and when I asked for a day that works for her, no reply.

This is out of the ordinary for her, in the past when I tried to meet up, she would usually say she's busy, and if I pushed beyond that she would say that she is unsure of when she's free.

This time, for what ever reason, she did not respond to that question.

I am almost thinking that she may actually be too nervous to set something concretely. So to prevent burning that bridge, she's holding off for now until she's more confident?

>>716319449
Women's shoes

>>716321040
do you think she wants to see you or just said yes once because of the pressure?

>>716321040
>>716313336

>>716320063
Do you hate him for that?

>>716321271
Honestly, she always seemed like she wanted to, but never could commit. And has given off some typical signs of interest as well.

Besides, she's always fashioned herself as a Shy girl anyway.

>i was ill when i moved out at 18 because my family tossed my ass out the door.
>so ill i couldn't get out of bed most days till 24.
>doctors found out i had a similar but treatable condition to what they though i had after all this time.
> 27 finished treatments and recovery time.
>took odd jobs to make money and built up credit when i was 32-33 found out the community college had fucked up some paper work from earlier attempt to school.
>enroll in school, fourth semester
>just found out i have an incredible credit score.
>35 now and haven't been able to leave my home because of having no car since i was 24, feel like a loser and wish every day i could blow my brains out.

.>at 24 illness fucked it up with perfect girl we bonded over mutual interests and german heritage
>she moves away and i never see her again. look for her online never find her.
>gave up on finding her and wanna kill myself for a while
>get drunk one night in feb. and find her facebook.
>we have a few posted conversations.
>she has a boyfriend possible husband (no ring in any photos)
>i'm ok with that life is so shitty i need anyone to talk to.
>one day i scream out loud after having to spend the day with my shitty family "why can't i find someone who loves me. you gave me a mother who doesn't even care if i live or die. wtf god"
>notice there's something stuck to my shoe
>it's a German 50 cent coin.
>freaking out trying to figure if it means i should go to germany or what.

what do i do?
how do i stop feeling like a loser most of my friends say they would love to be in my position (good credit, basic needs met with not real difficulty) and i just hate it.

>used go into my housemate's room when she wasnt home and jack off into her underwear and put it back where i found it :)

>sometimes id get clean ones, but mostly i'd get some out of the hamper. her thongs were the best. loved licking the crusty discharge , sniffing it, then fapping into it.

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this is how I serve my wife

>>716321830
Stop with the self pitty, forget the German girl, and find different.

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>>716312309
I love this song - Trance - 009 Sound System Dreamscape

>>716322139
>put it back where i found it
Are you retarded? She'll notice fucking cum in her clean undies.

>>716320278

ty. but it doesn't mean I should be fantasizing to it.

>>716320319

was that the only time or do you still bang?

how old both of you at the time?

>>716320386
>>716320667

faggot

>>716321324

duh

>>716321040

you're a meme now faggot

>>716322714
I'm not even that guy. Just a kind of similar situation

>>716322310
dude i aint chasing the German girl were just friends. i'm asking if the fucking coin means i should go to Germany and find a new girl. my family comes from over there and i would love to see the little town my dads family came from. i'm wondering if the coin is a sign to follow my dream of going to germany and i'll find love and adventure.

>>716321480

you're a fucking meme now

>>716322979
Like I said before, not even the same person. Just a somewhat similar situation

>>716320063
Showtits

>>716323129

that's somethign to aspire to

>>716323413

not happening

>>716322550
NIGGER

>>716323508
Fuck off then.

>>716323540
Niggers can't read.
Your argument is invalid

>>716323540

that's racist, faggot

>>716322869
Do whatever your brain tells you to do, but don't be religious fag, unless you follow the KEK god

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>>716323842

so understanding of an incest rape victim

you should try out 4chan.org/b, you would fit right in anon

>>716324034
Still not seeing tits here. Why dont you piss off back to .reddit or tumblr

>>716324229
REEEEEE NO GIRLS ALLOWED IN MY SPECIAL CLUB! WHEN'S THE NEXT DICK RATE THREAD?

>>716312309

My secrets are too strong for you, traveler.

>>716324229

suck my dick newfag

>>716324378
Secret seller, I tell you I'm going into battle, and I want only your strongest secrets.

>>716324823
I participated in pre-marital sex

>>716312309
i was once sort of orally raped and after that i've literally tried to get raped.
not violently but just forced into it

>>716324312
Newfag
>>716324770
>>>/reddit/

>>716325160
Kek. What a newfag.

>>716324912

you sick fuck

>reported

>doesn't matter how many proxies you think you're behind

>>716325160

summer came awfully damn early this year

>>716325215
You sound a little upset. Why dont you try killing yourself

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>>716316176
Maximum kek

>>716321040
Fucking oblivious

>>716325302
>muh summer

Wow I bet you've been here a whole 7 months! Good job!

>>716317596
Grow up faggot.

>>716325479

Mitchell Henderson, faggot

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When I was younger my dad used to trim my finger and toe nails, shave me, pop pimples on my face and back, smell my armpits when I got out of the shower to make sure they smelled nice, and trimmed my pubes. He would also walk around the house naked and once when I was 5 took a shower with me while my brother and mom were out of the house.

I also write shipping fanfiction about Miraculous Ladybug, Big Hero 6, the Teen Titans cartoon, and the Flash tv show

Batman versus Superman is my second favorite movie and I'm presently working on a massive textual analysis of it.

I go on r/pillowtalkaudio and download girlfriend experience audios to help me relax sometimes.

I have a massive folder of NFL/NBA cheerleaders because it's the only thing I jerk off to. I find porn incredibly uncomfortable and can't get aroused if a woman's tits/vagina is completely exposed. I also didn't jerk off until I was 18.

>>716325459
Eh, not really. I know under typical circumstances that would be a no go, but those who really know this situation think theres more at play.

She usually does this shit.

>She is shy, and kinda doesn't acknowledge me unless I say something, then we can talk for a good while without issue. This is even when it is just us standing next to each other before class.

>Does not initiate texts, but is willing to talk for hours with detailed replies once I get her going

>I have seen her looking at me from a distance, sometimes locking eyes. (Once she began to crack a smile)

>When I asked for her number, she took my phone and punched it in. (It was the actual number, obviously)

>When I asked her to grab lunch the first time, she said she was busy that weekend, so I offered up Monday, which she accepted.

>When I ask her to meet up, it seems like she wants to, but we never actually follow through with it. (This is the big one, but this is the second time that she's said anything close to a yes)

>>716325713
I bet you just ass slagged in here from ED newfag >>716325640

>>716325729
>I also write shipping fanfiction

let me correct that for you

I also write s̶h̶i̶p̶p̶i̶n̶g̶ shitty fanfiction

I jerked off in front of hypnotized people before

>>716325934

make them jerk you off

>>716326181
I wish it was that effective, it would only work if they aren't totally opposed to the idea deep down.

I was able to get away with it because they were zonked out and unaware

Not gay but wanna fuck a cute trap

>>716328161
You're gay, why do you fags keep bringing this meme up? just come out already, at the very least you're bi

>>716328629

faggot

I'm 26 and still sleep with stuffed animals, sometimes we kiss and do naughty things together.

>>716328953
Nice one, hopefully that thin guise you've created for yourself doesn't come apart, sounds like you'd have a mental breakdown.

Yeah you're straight buddy, keep telling yourself that as you're taking some traps dick in your mouth. Fucking society nowadays...wow

>>716313629

Are midgets on your list? They're on mine.

>mfw ive always been the bull

>>716312309
I admin a deus vult fb meme oage and date a muslim

>>716329965

nice

does she wear the hijab when she blows you?

>>716329462

would do midget but haven't pursued midget

my bucket list tends to be a bit more retroactive. If I got an opportunity to fuck a midget, say, I would go "what the hell. one for the bucket list"

>>716329462

have you done a midget yet?

>>716329462

do you mean a GIRL midget?

>>716317414
Proof or shut the fuck up kiddo

I want to see my wife raped, or blackmailed and coerced to do increasingly depraved sexual acts until she's broken and just a cum slut.

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>>716331210

in Cali?

>we will make that happen

>>716331082
>>716317414
>>716316956


I will stipulate anon's claim. she gave enough details on how it is possible.

>>716331649
a bit far.. which is too bad.

I like ass

>>716332251

indeed

>travel a lot for work

>>716333017
to kansas?

>>716333159

are you late 30's female who just started masturbating?

>>716312309
I am from the outer earth. we pay people to make these threads to phish information to use against them in the future.

people think the earth is round. they get all mad when we demonstrate it doesn't. they call us stupid. haha

but i am from the outer earth.i was born there.

morons.

>>716333232
dude, are you fucking retarded? do you not know how to follow the little numbers that link to different posts? it's not fucking brain surgery, figure it out.

tldr? no I'm not.

>>716333425

dude, are you fucking retarded? Have you been on /b for the last 4 days? Do you not know how to follow /b/ over a course of days?

Now that you set me up, very poorly, I get to finish with the punchline.

>Kill two birds with one stone with Kansas trip - fuck 38 year old who just started masturbating and rape anon's wife

>I am soooo going to Kansas

>>716333675
Well now that you're properly motivated, pass email along.