You probably won't believe me but I've lived for 2000

How did you manage to live so long?
Is it transferable to others?

>>716291695
It's not transferable as far as I know, and I have no explanation. The first time I died I woke up in a river and never aged since.

>>716291598
R u Jeebus?? M lord bless durr

>>716291816
Nope

>>716291598
What did Latin actually sound like during the height of the Roman Empire?

>>716291795
How do you not manage to arise suspicion from people and governments and what not. As in not aging. I'm sure the first 1800 years was easy. But now that people are kept track of. Do you just steal a new identity every decade or so.

Also what is the coolest thing you own?

>>716291898
Jeebus no Hell M lord I beg durr

Okay, I'll bite. Any historical events that were misinterpreted/falsified where you were actually present?

>>716291954
Assuming he lived in Rome...

Hmm are you unkillable or just die and come back every time?

>>716291598
Is Jesus real

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Is this you and your wife OP?

>>716291954
I mean it sounded like it sounded, just another language I guess, It is the first language I learned and I thought nothing of it, both Greek and Latin were used back then but today they both seem like hard languages and English is much easier to learn and master

jesus please return we need you

After 2000 years of getting dicks in the ass, how rekt is your ass ?

>>716292043
There is no possible way he wasn't at least exposed to Latin unless he's Native American, East Asian, or from Sub-Saharan Africa.

>>716291598
what was it like to live in a world without Islam

>>716292166
So you're a 2000 year old with no understanding of linguistic evolution that you, if actually immortal, no doubt witnessed. Awesome that an ignoramus was endowed with eternal life. GTFO

>>716291971
It's just years of experience now and being able not to connect with people, I don't own any social networks like facebook so I can easily just switch, and I try not to open up to people so they won't go and look me up
And the coolest thing I own is I guess the sword I got stabbed with the first time I died, it's probably worth a lot now

>>716292032
I mean if you take the bible as a historic event, it's completely false represented, Jesus was a real person but he never walked on water and such, there's a lot of events that aren't completely accurate, they get more and more accurate the later they happened obviously

>>716292074
I guess I come back everytime I die

>>716292130
He was real, not the son of god or anything

Wouldn't you look completely different from modern day humans? Do you even interact with others?

>>716292411
I mean I was first born in a world without Christianity as well, and there were religions before that, and Islam is pretty modest to what we had back then due to religion

>>716292673
I interact with others but no, humans looked the same 2000 years ago as they do now, if you took the clock backwards a 20,000 years to 30,000 years I would look slightly different

I interact with other humans, however I don't have to. I find it a basic human function and something that I have to do to not go insane

Would you say your fave film is "Man from Earth" and fave TV show "Forever" ?

Do you know Duncan Mccloud?

Do you think you live forever and nobody else does, or do you think you are the only one who can remember previous lives if that is a thing?

Do you feel enlightened after this many years? How is your mental state?

Explain to me what you think about life. Is there a purpose? Is there something more back stage? Do you think there is a mental connection with all kinds of conscious beings and eternity?

Also, do you think someone somehow granted you this gift, or did it just happen? Did your "soul" learn to rematerialize?

>>716292920
Man from Earth I like, Forever not so much

>>716292950
I wish I at least knew there were more people like me

>>716291795
What kind of sword do you prefer?
When was your first and last Quickening and how many did you behead in total?
Does Ramirez really follow his S with an H?

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I'm coming for you.
There can be only one

>>716293052
I live forever, I don't know about if i'm the only one, I'm hoping that I'm not

To be honest I haven't learned much more than an average person from being in certain places, but I've had a lot more time to read books and that's where I get my education from, I'm fascinated with history but even more so what the future holds. My mental state is fairly good I guess, I've learned to accept my condition and to act like a normal person.

I've always felt like I've had a special purpose and I would die when i filled it, but that hasn't happened yet, I believe the purpose for a normal human being is to leave the earth a better place than he found it, however for me I have no idea what it is.

I don't know what to think, sometimes I take it as a gift, sometimes as a curse, but I have no idea how or why it's happening.

Did you read 'cold case christianity'? The records of the witnesses back 2000 yrs ago are more accurate than your memory, sry.

Nice thread anyway.

Only 2000 years old ? sheeiiiit i member when the Natufians still hadn't settled down.

>>716293204
You'd think I was a warrior and a honorable one but I haven't fought much, my favorite sword though has to be gladius hispaniensis which was the sword I weld while I was a soldier in Rome.

>>716293481
It most likely is, my brain needs to hold a lot more than an average person in terms of memories, but I haven't read that. i might get to it.

>>716291598
How does it feel to see humanity died

>>716293951
The world is getting more and more awful by the minute now in my opinion, I honestly believe life was much better when I was born

>>716293480
who'd you tell your story to that it was a canceled tv series on abc?

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>>716292523
Let's see that sword

Why haven't you set the record straight on religion yet?

What do you think of Donald Trump and based on what other leaders you've had, what do you expect from him?

>>716294120
shitty TV show, netflix could have and should have fixed it

>>716294137
I don't have it with me, but as it was a common sword back then I'm sure a lot of museums have it

>>716294193
I'm non religious

>>716294224
Seems a lot better than Barack Obama, if the other one was elected surely we'd see the downfall of America, but like this they might hold out for a few more decades.

Are you rich? Cause if 2000 yrs went by and you poor I feel you failed at life

>>716294443
Yeah I'm fairly rich

>>716291598
Are you the choosen one?

>>716294275
it wasn't shitty it wasn't geared to a group who want the next fast and furious bs movie.

How tall are you? We're you freakishly tall when you were young, or really short now?

Have you ever tried fighting in war since you can't die?

You should come to Royal Villa, Athens. It's where this years Immortals party is being held. Changes every year but we like to do it big.

>>716294515
I thought I was for a while, now I don't know what to think

>>716291598
2000 years is a long time, OP. What kind of porn do you get off to these days?

>>716291598
Do you want to die?

>>716294640
I don't, but porn wasn't introduced until fairly recently

>>716294654
Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't, If I were able to kill myself I wouldn't do it

>>716294555
Check'd

Gotta know are vampires,werewolfs, and the like real or people just full of shit?

>>716294555
5'2, so really short now

>>716294576
I've fought in war before I knew I can't die, but after I've tried to avoid it so people wouldn't figure out I can't die

>>716291598

Where do you live?

Shit?

>>716294887
I haven't met one, the belief was much more common around 1500 years ago, but I'd say it's bullshit

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>>716291598
How does it feel, Ioan Gruffudd, to have your show cancelled by ABC after just one season despite it being one of the coolest shows they were airing?

Do you have any good stories you could share?

are you the OA

Come on. I refuse to believe there are some people who actually think this is real.

>>716291598
OP and everyone in this thread are stupid motherfuckers and I wish you would drink bleach.

pro-tip: you'll fucking die.

>>716291898
did you meet jesus?

>>716295115
Coolest show they were airing, yes, if another network picked it up it would've been a lot better. A lot of plot holes and lazy writing.

>>716291598
where do you live and shit?

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>>716295189
You first faggot

>>716294943
Do you feel pain?

>>716292523
what's the highlander like IRL?

he seems like a snobby cunt

>>716295200
No

>>716295189
I won't

>>716295166
Not sure what that is

>>716295139
I don't want to type a long story since I want to constantly answer questions, but once around the year 500 in Easter Europe I've met a guy who claimed he was immortal, so I tried to kill him because I knew if he really was immortal he wouldn't die, and he died. That was the closest I've ever gotten to meeting someone like me.

I have a 6th dimensional alien living in my penis, ask me anything. Oh no, don't, sorry, it's just the meth. whoops

>>716292166
So I'm not saying I don't believe you but just to be sure, translate "don't stop believing, hold on to that feeling" into latin.

>>716295327
Yes

>>716295395
Like I said before I wish there was anyone else like me, but i've never met anyone, still hoping though.

>>716295240
Yea ABC uses Disney reject staff for writing. All the simplicity and virtual innocence of Disney with none of their cohesiveness; it was the worst of both worlds. Still, for ABC, it was good.

>>716294769
>I don't, but porn wasn't introduced until fairly recently

This roleplaying faggot can't even be bothered to do a little basic research

What a shitfucker

What languages do you know?

What is the most important lesson life told you?

I think i might suffer from your condition OP

Once i got lost outside a foreign city and i kind of accepted my faith as i collapsed and awaited my chill death

I woke up in a numb condition and the pain only surfaced once i got back into safe space

Since then i lost almost all body hair and eye browses and hair on the head grows like crazy

I am soon 40 now and no new people believes my age

Im also a lot healthier than any other from my age group

but i am curious, what happens next? people are going to suspect something isnt right

then what?

>>716291598

Go to a hospital and let your cells get checked see what the secret is.

>>716291598
where do you live and shit

>>716295527
noli credere sensus retineas

>>716295607
I'm around 2000 years old, what's recent for me isn't what's recent for you

>>716295627
Latin, Greek, English, German, Russian, Serbian, Italian and French fluently, and I know around 10 others but not fully

I guess you mean that someone told me? I guess my father when he told me I should never try to be someone else, and just be myself, I can't fully do that but some of you can. Don't change for anybody

>>716295722

In addition

how do you keep track of evens

i mean your memory cannot be infallible

you keep all memories of important in a book?

If this has happened to me i really want to be prepared

how to handle friends? ect

im already having problems with that

>>716295726
Scientist have experimented on me, they haven't found anything

>>716295722
If this is really true, and I hope it is we need to find a way to contact each other, send me your e mail address, I will do everything to help you.

>>716296063
I always write down what happens to me, and about friends, don't have them, nobody can know about your condition. Please give me your e mail so I can get into further contact with you.

This history is real as god is.

>>716295722
Pic of your face?

>>716295952
so you're saying that the murals, mosaics, sculptures, and stories depicting sex acts that existed during your supposed origins weren't used as masturbatory aids?

>>716296151

writing it here would be like asking to have 40 pizzas delivered to the door and your contact info all over /b/

I think i do have a email that is used just for anonymity if you just hold i check if its still active...

Where do you shit?

>>716295952

Your father told you around 2000 years ago to be yourself? Ok.

>>716296302
I think when you said porn, he was thinking specifically of videographic pornography. That's what I assumed you were referring to, anyway.

>>716296268

hold on... im going to make is small and obvuscate it some

>>716291795
CASSIDY

>>716296302
I correlate porn to video and pictures mostly, but I mostly imagined a sexy woman, not go through trouble to find something to read.

>>716296324
Please.

>>716296518
so in addition to not having a concept of the passage of time, words don't hold substantive meaning from your perspective?

were you stupid for your time or have you just let your mind go to mush through apathy?

>>716295952
How do you say restaurant of the lake in italian

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>>716296268

>>716296867

I broke my nose and it really never recovered

its the only thing i dont like about myself i guess

>>716296419
You're an idiot

>>716293404
kekzilla

>>716296518

comming up...

>>716293513
man when can I lern2timebackwerds

>>716296821
ristorante del lago I suppose?

>>716296793
I don't know what you mean

>>716291598
I believe you young man! I'm myself 4000 years old

OP here, my secret is a daily dose of semen and some marijuana

Emperor Nerva had an unusual physical aspect not recorded in general history books but well known at the time, please elaborate on what this was ?

>>716291598
Cautiously optimistic for the sequel. Loved the first one. They just finished shooting a month or so ago, so keeping an eye out.

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>>716296867

>>716291598
And shit?

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>>716291598
Fucking PROBABLY?

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>>716297156

I made this watch btw

not the actual clockwork but the wooden eclosure

>>716297063
If you speak Italian fluently why did you mess up a simple grammatical rule? We learn conjunction in primary school

>>716292523
>the sword I got stabbed with the first time I died
>The first time I died I woke up in a river and never aged since
wat

>>716296793

>>716297063
>I don't know what you mean


Precisely

I'm guessing... 14?

>>716297398
because he googd it and found a ristorante in murica and copied that figuring it was right. After all I'm op and I'm fullashitt and shit

>>716297141
I wasn't alive at the time of Emperor Nerva, and he didn't really have an impact on anything

What is your point in live? You want to learn everything or sonething like that?

>>716297601
Yor a frawd but it's funney that peephole are trieng to prewv u rong and shit

>>716297442
are those contradicting statements?

>>716297398
so how would you say it then?

>>716297722
I can't die even if I wanted to

>>716297442
My guess is he got stabbed and was dragged into a river.

>>716297847
WRONG BRO KANG ARTHUR THE -1 SWORDED HIS ASS BECAUSE HE AINT SWALLOW THE ROYAL LOAD HE WOKE UP IN A BUKAKE SWIMMING POOL OF PEON SEMEN

>>716291795
Why is your resurreciton ability copied from shit tier tv show Forever?

Give us one, just one, generally unknown fact about history, but checkable. I want to see how creative and resourceful you are.

>>716297790
It would be "ristorante d'lago"

>>716296518
>>716297016

Cannot get into my fake account

any suggestions?

im really not that interesting however

why dont you tell me here?

>>716295952
Pircaj srpski!

>>716298024
Truhmp gets killed before he takes office
>BOOM HEADSHOT

Hi, Douglas.

>>716298253
They've already tried three times, that's not an impressive prediction and it's not history since it hasnt' happened.....retard.

>>716298419

Keep telling yourself that friend :)

>>716298484
HAHA FEGIT IM 13 AND NOT OP
>IM 13 1/2

>>716291598

Are you that fucker that beat jesus and was doom to walk the earth hntil judgement day

>>716291598
Why are you such a lying faggot?

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>>716291598
based off of your life, experience and watching empires/chapters of man kinds rise and collapse....do you feel mankind can salvage itself?....or are we as a species bound to diminish and die out?

Strange, for an immortal I'm not sensing a strong energy signature, which means you're not a deity or any other kind of immortal I typically have dealings with.

What kind of creature are you? Vampire? Godling? Skinshifter? A cyborg sent back in time?

Who did you vote for in the election?

>>716291598
What war did you fight in?
What front, what division, what battles? Who was your commander?

If you cannot answer all of these, you are full of shit.

>>716298296

heeey i went out off my league to fix that address ;p

and im not even technical

its working and its legit

tell me what i need to know :)

Is there a way that you can provide legitimate proof? Like a picture, or anything really.

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>>716294965
Don't shit where you live.

Douglas unblock me on Facebook

>>716298094
Evo pričam, nemam samo ćiriličnu tastaturu ovde.

>>716298041
Thanks

>>716298296
I'll message you

>>716298748
Clearly not any of those

>>716298870
Obviously i'm not going to state all of the battles I've ever been in but my most memorable one was in 30 B.C, Battle of Alexandria, commander Marcus Vipsanius Agrippa, I was just a foot soldier at the time and It was in Alexandria, Egypt

>>716298024
I'm not sure how known this is but it was common for a child in Rome to die before reaching adulthood

What are your poops like?

>>716295722
>>716296063

secondly

what about the teeth?

do i get to keep the teeth? or are they going to be worn away in 100 years?

>>716299211
Yes, I don't want to though

>>716298081
I could but I wanna get in contact with you

>>716299504
You don't age at all so neither do your teeth.

>>716292166
what a lazy response. glad I didn't bother reading the rest of the thread.

Douglasssssssssss

not alive for emperor Nerva 30-98 AD but fought in 30 BC. Are you even trying op ? fail 0-10

A pe4son that lived that long is bound to have an insane amount of money. Can we trade contact info so I can borrow $10 million dollars?

>>716299608
I would take time to respond but I'm trying to respond to everyone and there are a lot of questions

>>716292166
I'dlove a vocaroo

>>716299711
Mistake, I wasn't in Rome when he reigned. My memory of things that happened 2000 years ago is not the best.

>>716299523
>>716298296
>>716299448
>>716299580

My temp mail is right there...

ummm i find that kind of hard to believe but i guess you can laugh at my skepticism when you're right

i cannot say im 100% sure if im anything like you, since i am not that old yet

But i am getting more and more offset (health and appearence) from my age

>>716295470
Put cement blocks and your feet and throw yourself in the ocean, see if you come back

quint 9s?

>>716291954
"V" sounded like "W"
"C" was always hard, never soft and never sounded like the Italian "C"
"Ae" sounded like "eye"
"Oe" sounded like "oi"
"Ie" sounded like "ee-yay"

"Dominus meus" = "Doh-me-noose may-oos"
"Acerbus et ingens" = "Ah-care-boos eight ihn-gains"

Theory amongst my peer group is that a person alive for this long is bound to develop masochistic tendencies.

Do you like to hurt yourself OP?

What's the secret to eternal youth?

>>716300267
I have killed myself a few times in the name of not getting discovered, or if I was injured.

>>716300348
I wish I knew.

>>716300267
Additionally, you must isolate yourself to prevent the emotional trauma of losing friends right? Or have you learned to cope another way?

Being as old as you say you are, do you ever feel any of fatigue or stress on your body that normally happens with aging?

i know this is RP but couldnt u at least say something interesting ffs...
how old did your parents/grand parents live? were you cursed? Is there any story beyond I lived 2000 years and now i post on 4chan?

Neuroscience implies the brain would be incapable of storing new memories after 160 years tops. Imagine having alzheimer's for 1840 years, would explain this thread i guess.

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>>716291598
how many pusSie ahavE u hasD

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what are your favourite bands/ type of music?

>>716300388
have you ever been totally paralyzed?

if not, do you fear beeing paralyzed?

>>716300492
I don't get emotionally connected to people anymore, it's quite easy now.

>>716300493
Each time I die, my body is like it was back when I first died

>>716299954
>>716299448
>>716296518

I tested the mail! it failed

please update to this

[email protected]

im sorry

i told you im not very technical

Douglas

What are your sexual preferences? Any fetishes etc?

>>716299523

[email protected]

>>716300567
Classical music is really good, although I try to get with the times but I don't listen to recent music

>>716300634
I keep a note in my front pocket that says if I ever get paralyzed that I'd rather be killed.

>>716300532
Yes. I'm really trying to remember and my brain has memories stored mostly of when I was a kid and Rome, everything in between is a blur.

>>716300528
My dad died when I was 10 and my mom died giving birth to me, grandparents I never met. I wasn't cursed and I don't know.

>>716296151

[email protected]

>>716291598
>>The first time I died I woke up in a river and never aged since.

>>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1419950/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Hollywood beat you to it, by a solid 6 years.

Well I believe I found a flaw in your potential roleplay here: Battle of Alexandria : 30 BC. You said you weren't alive during the time of Emperor Nerva. So either you are just lying, or you died during or after the Battle of Alexandria. But you would have been dead for at the very least, two years (that's how long he was emperor) at most (if my math is correct) 128 years, then wake up IN A RIVER, fully preserved and also not in some kind of burial place.

>>716300729
Neither am I so It's okay, I'll send you a message

>>716300903
I'm straight and back when I was born I must've been, I don't like the fact that homosexuality is more accepted now. I think my fetishes are more private

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>>716291598
Did that thieving jesus nigger ever return that pony, gramps?

>>716300955

If this is RP

i guess i just made myself look like an total idiot ><

i guess im just young looking then..

would explain what you said about the teeth...

i damaged one long ago and its not like the lost part is growing back

>>716301037
I beat hollywood to it by a solid 2000 years

>>716301146
I think I said somewhere that I was indeed alive during the reign of Emperor Nerva but I wasn't in Rome, my memory is horrible though.

Why can't I know where you shit?

>>716301338

Pics or it didn't happen.

>>716301304
It's not a roleplay I'm just answering all questions and ignoring people saying it's not real, because I don't expect them to believe it. I messaged you.

How many people have you killed

>>716301484
I've lost count, but I've killed myself the most.

>>716295470
Would you consider someone who keeps dying but coming back immortal?

Cause that's me, only I've been at this over 400 Quadrillion Years. I came from a universe that preceded this one, and to be quite frank it was infinitely better than anything here but despite all my best efforts this universe refuses to change into the old one.

>But how can you be older than life on earth stoopid???
Let's just say I gain frequent flyer miles very easily.

Best concert you've been to?
How many kids? Favorite food?
How many women have you raped?

>>716301656
Recently Queen at Wembley, not so recently Mozart at Schoenbrunn Palace

Zero kids, favorite food is probably anything Chinese and I've raped around 10 woman I think in my lifetime, I'm not a bad person so I try not to but It was a lot more normal 1500 years ago

>>716301477

I messaged you too :)

>>716301154
Not talking about being straight etc. About this, I also cant stand this while homosexuality trans-thing, I love being straight and I find joy in interesting men. Actually I'm talking about being dominant as a male. You, as the basic idea of a man, who used to hunt (maybe?) and choose his women because of more primitive reasons than the men do today.

>>716293115
>I wish I at least knew there were more people like me

there can only be one

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>>716302012
>2000 years old
>"I'm not a bad person"
Surely you of all people recognize that morality is just a construct society uses to control and corral?

Not every day you get to see a 2,000 year old penis, got a dick pic?

How rich are you?

>>716302109
>>716301477

let me know if you got it ^^

>>716295952
What year were you in service to the roman military? Speak in roman terms pls

>>716291598
One word, proof.

>>716302139
I didn't hunt, and I didn't choose women either, there was no choice, it was all arranged when I was young. Later I tried not to get involved with women in any way other than sexual so I can't say. I choose them only for their body.

>>716302370
Morality is something I was born with, I'm not a good person now and I will easily end a human life, but I still don't want to make people suffer. It's just something that's natural in my opinion.

>>716291598
I know this movie, can't remember the name ...

>>716302533
I got it

>>716302686
33 B.C - 30 B.C , and I don't know what you mean? Should I speak in latin?

>>716302532
I guess I got a few million lying around. I can't use a bank though so I carry it myself.

Do you do any drugs? Get drunk often?

>>716302790
You seem so fucking sympathetic to me.

>>716291795
Dracula untold plot lmao

>>716302966
Not often, but so far I've tried a lot of drugs.

>>716303066
Maybe I am.

are women the master sex? and why do you think there has been a growth in cuckolding?

>>716303257
No, men are the master sex. Because of a growth of liberal views.

Is there anything that we have been lied to about in history and it hasn't been discovered yet? If so, what is it

>>716302958
No I meant in the way a true roman would refer to calendar years pre Julian calendar, but that's before your time it seems

>>716295470
what are you?
>oldfag/newfag

>>716303207
I'd love to spend a night at a bar with you. Listening to your stories. I'm absolutely interested in your personality

Do you believe in god?

Also, because you have lived for so long, would you like to end your life now if you could?

>>716302958
>I can't use a bank
Why don't you set up an account with the Rothschild Red Shield bank? They handle many, many long (and I do mean long) term accounts. They'd love someone like you, you'd fill their vaults in a century.

And then you could literally OWN THE WHOLE PLANET as the world's first quadrillionaire.

>>716302491
Bumping for interest

>>716303891
No

And I wouldn't end my life, but I'm not sure about someone ending my life, I wouldn't have the guts to do it.

>>716303642
newfag

>>716303470
If Bible is considered history, then that. Everything in that book is a lie.

>>716304015
Until they figure out that it's the same person on the account.

>>716291598
The person who has lived for 2000 years uses the phrase "and shit".
> I am disappoint

>>716304084
What about the part that says the earth is a sphere floating in space? Is that a lie?

What is the most amazed thing that ever got invented and really changed the world??

How has the world changed in the last 100 year when it comes too technology and do you find it hard to follow or believe how fast it goes?
What do you expect in the next 100years as people are saying we discover more and more things quicker then ever.

>>716291598
You must have encountered those people who can drain and use the luck of others. How can a half breed gain the ability to do the same instead of having it happen randomly?

>>716304443

its me... you know who i am... could i see a part of you face before i go to sleep?

>>716304152
It's the Rothschilds. They won't care, they're probably all immortals as well. They've definitely had dealings with them.

>>716291598
Hello Adam

Have you ever thought about killing politician and other important people to change the world? It seems like you have nothing to lose if it goes wrong, you could always try again?

>>716298743
The void leaves no signature

>>716304821
Hey Jewb what the hell are you doing on my earth telling people about you being an immortal? Go to another fucking earth this is where I live now, Jewb

>>716298743
Strange human going to have to send one of my many clones to deal with you.

ITT a bunch of idiots who don't realize Latin is not the original language

>>716304821
Tryna sneak up on me eh, you won't get it that ez.

>>716305963
You'll want to watch yourself tonight, sunny. My clones will be watching you and slowly making their own moves

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>2,000 years old
>afraid to show his dick on the internet anonymously
How has it felt to live with a micropenis for two entire millennia?

How do you keep your mental health up? Ever go through the Groundhog Day period of suicide every day?

Inb4 the 4 of 4

>>716293480
Feels like "interview with the vampire"

Did the pyramids really build the Great Wall of China?

do you ever cum on ants

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>>716291598
why haven't you killed urself yet

>>716307286
Except this one's no Lestat, unfortunately. Shame OP's not decadent as fuck, you'd think being an immortal would give him a rampant sense of freedom as the Ubermensch.

You wish to talk with someone like you? Post your mail and prove it's yours so that i can trust you

I think OP left

What team are you in Pokémon Go?

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>>716292275
>no possible way
>lists three possible ways

>>716308871
>rampant sense of freedom
Well sense he's still in a human body, he still has to suffer the chains

>>716291598
What did you smoke? And where can I get some?

Describe what you look like. Like are you very old and wrinkly?

Ever been married? What's it like to outlive someone you love and watch them die, and there has had to be some friends

>>716296821
Ristorante del lago
italian anon here

>>716297398
in che senso ha sbagliato scusa

Do you have any way of proving this? If you do please prove to us.

>>716294443
Yes. I bought apple stock in 1650ad

>>716291598
How many dinosaurs have you ridden and were they nice?

>>716312997
Retard detected

>>716291598

Did you steal the body of a Victorian gentleman?

you're clearly not human, we are not built to endure for such time periods