What would you do if you had a big dick, /b/? For those of you

>inb4 everyone on /b/ claims to have a big dick

>>716288509
Worry its too big.

I'd wear spandex jammers everywhere to show everyone what i'm packing

>>716288509
I do have a big dick

It boosts my confidence and shit but bitches complain when you hit their cervix

I wasn't lucky with girth either so it's a double edged sword

Compliments every time though :')

i had to buy a bigger toilet

feels nice not having to wash my junk because i had to take a shit

otherwise its more of a curse

>>716289009
Yeah, I'm Bi and think +5in Girth is too big.

>>716288509
I'm on the thick end of just above average. I'm pretty confident in my size.

I'd probably wear pants that give just enough to know for someone who's looking. I'd love to be that guy who has a dozen or so women/ex's that keep texting me, looking for a hookup. My own harem hovering around my dick? Yes please.

>>716289217
Have you tried taking a cock that big? I'm gonna get fucked for the first time soon and have had lots of offers from guys that thick

It kinda scared me

My dick is aight. I can hit bottom too. So it's cool with me. As long as I know I can hurt a bitch with my dick it's cool

I'm only 7" hard would you let a guy wrap his lips around your big cock?

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Its ok.

When my woman wants it bad I get to crush that puss. But she's out of commission for days.

If she's not fully ready I cant just slide my cock in without ruining it.

Then again its worth it for those days she wants it bad and I make her cum multiple times and she's hanging on me like I'm some sort of god.

I love seeing my cock expand her throat.

Love hearing it hurts. But again wish I could just fuck her non stop.

She doesn't like fucking unless we ha e time because big cock plus two hours later .

Quickies happen sometimes but she needs to be really Horny to just take my cock right away.

I'm great at eating out and fingering and sometimes make her cum a few times before the cock goes In .she loves sucking on my cock when I do that but I really just want to dominate her and I cant always have that....

>inb4 your cock isn't big pic related

I'm a 6'3 white dude and have an Asian girlfriend who is more than a foot shorter than me. My dick is big in both girth and length and i find it to be a curse. First off, it takes time every time to even stretch her enough to get it in, and always gotta be careful with her. Second, I can only go in about 2/3 of the way before she starts feeling pain. I wish I could just fuck her hard and bottom out, but nope. Don't even get me started on blowjobs, let alone deep throat or..... for fucks sake, anal.

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>>716290135
I have something to tell you anon....

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>>716289196
or you could not take shits while you have boners like the rest of us faggot

buyin a new toilet... you dumb motherfucker

>>716290248
What! What!

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>>716288509
I have no idea if I am "packing" but I have never had any complaints. I have had trouble with a few chicks that were too tight

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Is mine big to anyone here? I don't really know, my girlfriend has only sucked it and she's scared to fuck, halp /b/

I've been told I'm too big by multiple girls, but it's not really a problem. You just don't go balls deep and take the ego boost. If that doesn't give you an ego boost, you're better off with an average sized dick.

>>716288509

7" long and 7" around at the thickest point with a nice torpedo shape. Rarely am I the biggest they've had, but often get compliments. Also a grower not a shower, surprised a few girls who had seen me without anything exciting going on at first.

>>716290651
This is good advice, its really a confidence boost when she reaches and says that's not your whole cock??

I tell her dont worry ill make you cum with the tip and I do.

After all for me getting off is making her shake and moan, I could go fap after to finish for all I care as long as I dominated her I'm good


>>716290248
I'd like to know what you have to say anon

>>716290651
You're talking about mine?
>>716290633

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it really fucks some females up badly emotionally.
can be a wild ride

>>716290938
No, I was just talking generally. Didn't even look at yours before I typed that, sorry

>>716291019
Oh, it's all good
Good advice though

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>>716290603
>I have no idea if I am "packing"
you are not.

>>716290270
Your boner curves in to your own asshole because you fucked yourself too much. The rest of us don't have that problem.

>>716290603
Looks good to me

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how's this?

I don't have a massive dick. 7 inches in length, 5.5 girth. My current gf loves it hitting her cervix, but it makes my dick really tender and I hate it. Also never been deep throated. Because I'm slim, it looks bigger, so I've had a few compliments.

>>716288509
Well I'd certainly masturbate alot and try to stay fit more. I'd be flashing alot of kids and women. Probably try to get more oral sex from girls and women...

I'm 6,5" x 5,7" (16,5 cm x 14,5 cm)

I'm what we Swedes call "lagom"...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_GkGaFLOQs

>>716288509
I'm not John Holmes but it's decent. Hasn't really affected life much beyond getting a few curious married ladies. You say you've got 8 inches, some want to see. One they see, most want to feel and after that it's dip your wick time.

But when I was a teen I thought everyone has an 8 inch+ dick, so missed out on a lot of teen pussy

>>716290135
you're clearly overweight and that's a close up of a very average cock

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>>716288509
I mean I'm a beta nice guy but being 6'2 and 8" means I've never gone more than a week without getting laid unless I wasn't trying to due to depression or some shit. What's funny is I don't even think I'm THAT big but every girl I'm with acts all mindblown about it and tells her friends which results in curiosity lays. Doesn't hurt that I give good head too. Funniest part is that I have a cuck kink, and would probably get off to small dick humilliation, but can't really :(

I'd show it off more. Hell it's only around six inches hard but I post it on here all the time.

>>716289196
This, holy shit! I can only use a few toilets without wanting to take a shower after. It just rests on the porcelain if you sit in any position that people would consider normal.
>9 3/4" here.
It's been a negative overall. Yes every woman is happy to see it, it's also very pretty. The Marilyn Monroe of penises (tm). But anytime you talk about it in any way good women think you're bragging (had sex w/ them) or lying (haven't had sex w/ them).
Plus you feel like only really good/hot women are deserving of being fucked by you. So you end up not wanting to have sex with many women that would've been a decent lay. I like and dislike that.
Biggest worry is that when people see it through even my jeans, that if I'm around a kid or something a small dicked asshole or his wife will think I have a boner around their child.

>>716291628
I'm definitely not over weight.

I weigh 175

I could get a little more fit sure but I'm not fat. Also are these not all close UPS of cocks? Top kek

my cock is 8inches by 5 3/4

>>716288509
I would suck my own dick and never leave the house again.

>>716291986
Goddamn man I'm 8" on a good day and I'd fucking hate to be you. I've met girls who can barely take my 8 and are frightened by it, I feel like a lot of them would have straight up turned me down if I was that big.

>>716292125
Fuckin kek if you're 8 inches I'm actually 11 must have been measuring wrong because your pic clearly shows a 5 inch dick by the method myself and everyone else uses to measure.

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It's good but if there short they can't handle it happen recently

>>716292262
It's really not as good as you would expect. Try tickling yourself and see how it feels. Same thing.

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8 in. long here. My gf loves my cock and when we fuck I can make her cum multiple times. I've been with girls who are too tight in the past, so having a huge dick is a hit or miss.

I love how I can go balls deep in my gf though, it took a while to get there though..

pic related

>>716289196
Europeans don't get this without an explanation. American toilets are like half as tall as European ones and they're basically filled half way up with water. No idea why they're doing it, since European toilets obviously work just as well. Shitty plumbing and sewerage probably.

>>716290135
>inb4 your cock isn't big pic related
posts pic of a 5.5 inch dick

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How about hearing any tried and true methods for getting it atleast 1/2 inch bigger?

Anyone here tried any enlargement methods?

>>716288509
I'd show it to all you fags.

>>716288509
be a little more confident and probably fuck more, that's all
and probably more heart diseases, erectile shit and girls who reject this

i don't want to have big dick, have a 17cm one but instead more girth and a few cm would be killer already

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>>716292280
>>716292527
are you both retarded my cock is 5 inches flaccid

>7x6 here
Not the biggest but it depends on the girl. I love seeing girls fingers barely touch around it (or not touch)

I've never had good head though. Only one has been able to make me cum with her mouth and it was a fluke. She just happened to be so innocent that she never had anyone cum in her mouth before and it turned me on a ton when she let me.

I'm a virgin technically because I haven't found a girl I think is worth putting my dick in (their pussy) yet. Sounds douchey but I want it to be the right one.

>>716293361
>posts 4 inch flaccid dick
You ain't a grower OR a shower, that must suck.

Let's see you hard next to an object we can measure ourselves like a dollar bill or ps3 controller. Hell, we can even have a contest where we can compare my 7.5 to your "8" and see who's bigger when compared to a common object. Put your money where your mouth is, babydick.

>>716293361
fucking kek
that's 3.5 flaccid at best

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>>716288509
small dick black guy here.
Its hard to keep my existance going because the only thing I should have done right
>having a big dick
I can't do right.

>>716288509
A big dick doesn't make up for girly hips

If I go full depth I'll always hit cervix
Not as enjoyable

My dick is 8.5 inches long but I struggle to get hard with real women not porn.

>>716288509

I'd kill myself. I'd hate to have a big dick tbh

>>716288509
The thing is most of the girls are really tight, and you will have a lot of problem even getting in.
And if you Hurt her that way, she want enjoy the 'rest'

>>716293526
>>716293361
Hmmm suddenly so quiet...

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>>716294440
I'm not glued to the screen anon

I've posted flaccid and hard on so far and you posted what?

Here is another flaccid I'm not wasting a good hard on maybe before I fuck my gf.

But that wont be till tonight.
Now stop trying to get me to post my dick homo

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>>716294758
>waste a hard on

I can get hard on command as many times a day as I want.. 60 year old impotent newfag detected. You only have so many hard ons a day loser?

>>716294758
face it, anon. you have a small to average dick. it is nowhere near 8 inches when hard of 5 soft. you are lucky if it's 5.5 hard and 3 soft. also what the fuck is wrong with your dick if you can only get a boner once a day?

>>716294758
hard from what you thought was a good angle looked like it was 5 inches long babydick, and flaccid is utterly meaningless when there are 4 inch flaccid dudes who are 4 inches hard and 3 inch flaccid dudes who are 8 inches hard, are you stupid?

also
>waste a hard on

Holy fucking shit I can't breathe, I feel so bad for your girlfriend if you have a dick that small AND have to ration hardons

>>716294758
girthy maybe, but not anything more than the upper edge of average. Nice try though, thanks for the dick shots

i'm only 7 inches long and 5 1/2 inches thick. I wish i had a big cock :(

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Your dick is big!

My pussy is small!

> http://chom.pl/l/1128 <

Which is the biggest dick in the thread?

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>>716288509
I can tell you right now Gods gift is a curse, women fucking love a huge cock but when you go to deep or fast they're all "OW! Slow down, it hurts" and other similar shit. So basically beating the breaks off a pussy is a rare occasion, you have to find a bitch who ain't afraid of a deep dickin'

>>716295512
Op or this one
>>716291635

>>716295555
checked

That's why you have to fuck a guy. You'll never hear that bullshit from a fag.

Do yourself a favour horny retarded faggots. Do not click that link above. It's a pitiful attempt from a pathetic "hacker"/spammer to lure you into a trap.

>>716295760
except im not a degenrate, filthy fucking homo

>>716294967
>>716295089
>>716295021
I never said I have to ration my hard one

I mean I'm not wasting my time to play with my cock to appease some autistic faggots

I can fuck my gf cum in her and keep going

I can get pegged untill I cum then flip her over and dominate her with a hard on after cuming from anal

Dont twist my words

>>716295967
Dude please keep spiraling this is fucking hilarious. You can only waste one of something if there's a limited supply, and of course you get pegged. I'm certain your gf's dick is far bigger than yours, since they don't waste time making dildos that are 5 inches.

>>716295967
this has to be a fucking troll. claims to have a massive dick yet posts pics of a tiny one then admits that he gets his ass pounded with dildos.

>>716296081
>since they don't waste time making dildos that are 5 inches.
Underage b& detected, obviously never been to a sex shop

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>>716295967
At this point we ALL know you have a babydick. What was the point of posting that thing in this thread and straight up lying? Do you have some sort of small dick humiliation fetish and this is getting you off?
Sidenote, I have a 12 inch dick you might like looking at lol

>>716296081
My dick is as big as our 8 inch cyber skin dildo

Dont make a fool of your self

You don't know pleasure untill you can get peggged by an 8 inch toy and then dominate your gf after

Real men can do both

That looks like my cock >>716296217

>>716296210
Bro they make like minimum 6 inch feeldoes for pegging, and some 4 inch plugs for anal training, but 98% of dildos are 7 inches plus. They make smaller vibrators. My ex worked in a sex store, so kinda the opposite.

>>716296229
Sure thing babydick, whatever you need to sleep at night. Wasn't sure you were a troll before but I'm certain now, you've just got a small dick fetish and came on here to have your balls busted a bit.

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>>716295967
>I can get pegged
>get pegged
>pegged

>>716296681
I'm currently tucking my cock because I take no fap serious.

Once a week I fap hard core the rest of the week is only for pussy.

I know how yo maintain a healthy cock.

My erections are diamonds and I cum buckets . I fuck her for 1-3 hours and sometimes that straight up fucking.

I've had guys compliment my cock before when they topped because my cock was bigger than theirs.

>>716296940
>further confirming troll

0/10

Mine is 7.5in long but only 5.1in in circumference. So it's more long than big. 3 women have remarked it's long which is nice. I'd prefer a fatter dick to a longer one though! My ex gf used to bleed a little when I fucked her doggystyle. Didn"t hurt her, it was just some leftover blood I guess. Never had a women crying and telling me that im hurting them. So I guess a lot of these cervix stories are exagerated.

>>716297040
The funny thing about all this ,is its true

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>>716296229
>Real men can do both
>Real men
>MEN

OP here, this thread has far exceeded my expectations.

>>716293474
>I'm a virgin technically because I haven't found a girl I think is worth putting my dick in (their pussy) yet.
I know this feel. It's strange. Bonus though is when you find one. It's really, really good.
Anal is nice, doesn't seem to matter ever how long you are, they can always take it. But getting anal is something of a double edged sword. Needs to be someone you really like to risk all the poop or anal tearing on them. But when it works great, it's great.

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>>716297266

>>716289612
5 is good for ultra fast ramming
6 is good for average speed
7 is when you start to get a really stretched feeling
8 is super stretched
9 is blown anus

coming from professional fag

>>716289217
I'm almost 7" long and 6" thick

>>716290248

Its afraid.......ITS AFRAID!

>>716288509

I've seen a few videos of the guy in the photo. He has a very thick cock, but he can never get a full erection. When he masturbates, it's like he's squashing a water balloon.
No, thanks, I'll keep my 6,5 inches cock.

>>716291382
how many inches?

>>716297437
What's your favorite out of all of those?

Im not big...im tall ..6'5" with a 6.5 inch cawk....5 inch girth...

In my hands it feels small. My girls dont complain but they fuckin whine

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I dont have a huge dick, but im asian so ts not really expected of me. Girls seem to always be impressed and say "wow youre big!!" mostly cause im asian and they expect smaller. Im 6'0 215 so it doesmt look that big on me. My current gf is asian so she thinks i have a huge dick and its more than enough for her. Fully erect im 7 inches long 6 inches thick.

I'm 7.5"girth and 6.75"long.

Problems:
Initial penetration and warn up period sucks
Blowjobs are hard because its almost impossible to get more than tip into their mouth.

Positives:
Thickness is amazing for girls
Most girls feel tight for me
I'm not long, so every girl so farr has loved my penis. My buddy is 8.5" long and he has length issues hurting girls.

>>716298418
Not to sound racist but for an asian guy that dick is fucking fantastic. Combined with that body you're definitely a catch/outlier.

>7 1/2 inches in lenght
>6 inches in circumference
>every girlfriend struggles for the first month or two
>doggystyle is not always an option since it hurts if I go too far and/or too fast
>deepthroat's basically impossible if I don't date a pornstar
>causes bleeding from time to time
>girls get tired quick, which is a total bummer
>only positive side: easy orgasms

Seriously, to all of you who happen to have smaller/normal ones, it's not that great

>>716298553
>Truth

I'm a little smaller 7X6 and i get all those things as well..I would also add..

>Her on top..

im 40 and been with well of 50 woman and each time them on top fucking sucks..Porn has ruined me on that expectation.

>>716298553
Yes on Never able to get deepthroated. That dream died long ago after trying a bunch. *sigh*
Causes bleeding any time you're not careful. /agree I always have to have lube. Even youngest wettest women go dry. Seems like when you go out except for tip and it dries the tiniest bit each time it's enough to need lube because it seems to make them dry. I could be wrong on this being a long dick issue.
>Even with the negatives it's pretty great. I equate it with a woman who has big breasts, ppl hold them on a pedestal, but they have back problems. I get wowed and they can't wait for it, but then once they get it they sometimes are scared of it. Genuinely scared because it can easily hurt them, takes a lot of practice to have good sex, but it's worth it as it's really amazing sex.

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>>716288509
>have big dick
>get girls to suck it on cam
>post on 4chan

>>716300530
When they are not really ready for it yes, but when they ate and you start slow after they cum a couple times they are so wet ,I guess I add spit alot... Oh well

>>716300530
>>716300530
Ive never have that problem. Make sure ur foreplaying enough. Girls only get wetter on my dick. Try inserting before you are full erected and fuck her with a semi, and gradually become erected inside her

>>716302261
>>716298418
Thats exactly what my gf does now. Cause it takes a while to get in her tight asian pussy when im rock hard. Shell start riding when its just slightly inflated. And she rides like a champ.

>>716302261
Bitches love feeling it grow inside of them

>>716288509
Still be someone who hasn't had sex in 3 years.

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Im about 7.1" by maybe 5" havent measured girth in a while but i wasnt given much. Getting in is easy, most girls like it but i wish i was thicker. what do you guys think

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>>716304314
e

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>>716304314
ww

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>>716301475

Would suck and play with it all the time

No homo, pls.