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Sup /b/? My ex left her necklace at my place a long time ago

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Sup /b/?

My ex left her necklace at my place a long time ago and recently asked me to bring it back. I've told her that I would bring it back, I just don't have a car to drive to her place. I told her I would let her know when I have the car. Then I got this
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Tell them to come round and get it, then knock them out with a basebal bat and keep them in your rape dungeons

BONUS: choke them out with the necklace
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moar?
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do you own a gun OP?
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>>716254455
This
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Better get a gun or bat or something.
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Just call the cops, if she wanted it back she should have come got it.
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>>716254239
Screenshot the thread and tell him that i want to break her face
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This is neato. Wear a mankini and oil yourself in: they'll never dare to touch the gay booty.
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>>716254592
lol can you be more cuck?
Handle that shit yoself get you a gat or a stick nigga.


>kek af
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Tell him you pawned it and you're having a drink courtesy of him.
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Post contact
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Even better. Post his telephone nr here, that'll be fun.
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send a video of you flushing it down the toilet
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>>716254714
rolling for this.
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>>716254714
If the necklace is all smooth, use it to wipe THEN flush it down.
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"Just called the police, now it´s her paying for your little whiteknighting buddy"
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>>716254714
definitely this, or do degrading things to it and send a video of that.
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Tell them "she knows where I live, your threats are empty because if anything happens to me you just made her an accessory to a crime numbnuts. Just come here and get some you pussy. " or to that effect
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>>716254706
Rolling
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Holy shit OP, are you going out with my ex, my ex literally did this to me two years ago.
Me and my ex split up and I started getting texts off all these different numbers saying they'll come to my house all I said is if you come to my house I'll pull you inside stab you and me and my family will say you tried to break in and attack us and I'll get off on self defence then I sent them my address because I knew my ex already sent them it to shit me up...that was 2 years ago I'm still waiting on them to visit because they never did...
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>>716254755
GET, OP DO IT
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>>716254799
Another get, do it OP
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>>716254693
Maybe you have fuck all else to do with your time but I'd rather see the prick dragged out of his house and if he's a nigger, shot than have to clean blood out of my fucking carpet.
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Gimme the number OP ill handle this
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Why not share her number
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>>716254887
I believe in you!
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>>716254714
This
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Wrap the necklace around your hard cock and say "if you want it, you'll have to pry it from my Cold. Hard. Cock"
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>>716254239
'Keep texting me bro this will look great in court also I hit that first..ya no what I'm saying
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>>716255000
Nice trips
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>>716255000
Ayyyyyyy
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>>716255000
>this op use the force bro
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>>716255000
Trips have spoken.
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>>716254239
Post number and nudes of ex just for fun
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>>716254887
And the next day the motherfucker was dead
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>>716254836
This
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>>716254239
Report this shit to the police give back the necklace and move forward with your life
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Op is kill
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Cyber police you dub goof'd
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>>716254286

lol, whoever that dude is sucks at threats.. hah i would be like, well i was gonna mail it back but now that you're threatening me you can fuck off, enjoy my sloppy seconds faggot. feel free to pay me a visit if you enjoy pain.
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Smear your feces all over it and mail it to her
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Send him this: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>716255534
this
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Tell her to come and get it herself if shes that bothered otherwise you'll contact the police for threats.
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OP do something to spice up this thread.
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>>716255534
This. He might really fall for it if you leak...
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Threats to kill ? pretty sure that's frowned on by the legal system, fuck that fucker into a cell.
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>>716254286

>Go ahead, dig a deeper hole

>I've got one for you bud

Would've just responded with "what're you? A fucking faggot?" Dude offering his asshole as a comeback.
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>>716254993
Kek, this xdd
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>>716254714
This
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>>716255000
Fantastic.
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Or you could just be like, okay, come by and get it.
Then avoid this highschool conflict possibly leading to legalities.

Then I remember where I am.
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>>716254993
This
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Why make this thread? Give us some, any, update...
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>>716254286
Ask him if the hole he has for you is his asshole. Or your girls pussy. Just try to clarify which hole he has for you.
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>>716254239
OP send us her personal accounts and shit, let us wreck havoc kek
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Is OP dead?
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>>716254239
Just report it to the fucking police and laugh about it all day long. This entry level threat shit doesn't warrant any further effort on your part.
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>>716255748
you can't be serious
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>>716255883
>beautiful
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>>716254239
Phone the police and inform them someone is part of a gang (acording to him anyway).. and that they have threatened to murder you.

Police will cover your ass and bring them in for some dirty questioning. Or you could go one step further and push the shit lord to open his mouth and brag about the actual things they and he has done. That way they can charge him and actually put him away.
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>>716254714
Do this!
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>>716255883
Love your humour you anonmouse cunt
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>>716256040
the police wont do anything they will tell you to put your phone away
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Ok you little bitch, here's what you do:

Get an empty jar, not got one? Fucking empty one.
Put requested item in siad jar.
It's Christmas and you are obviously a sad lonely individual with no life so here is your oppertunity to make your mark on the world. Your only purpose in life is to jerk off 6 times a day into that jar, you can't post shit till the new year so you have over a week to make the white packing material to ensure safe return.

Send that shit to her floating in a jar of your jizz.
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>>716254714
Kek, do this op
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we need an update OP
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>>716254286
Yeah it really seems like this faggot is offering his asshole to you.
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>>716256144
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OP might be dead
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It's probably just your ex baiting you. Stand your ground. Send a picture of the necklace glazed in cum. Ask if she still wants it back.

The "man up for once" line gave her away.
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>>716254714
THIS
and we want to see it too
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>>716255883
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>>716254239
Post the faggots phone number, fb, anything. I'll be your personal army today op
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Post sables number. Anons will rock her world.
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>>716256144

>hand people who hate you a jar of your dna to commit crimes with

not the sharpest tool in the shed are you..
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>>716256312
Never thought about it that way but.. this.
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Tell him you lost her necklace but you can give him a pearl necklace as replacement
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>>716254714
OP do this!
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i think you really need to give that necklace a proper cock tribute
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OP iz died
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>>716254693
Nah I pay taxes so cops have to deal with niggers like you :^)
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>>716254714
In the video include yourself pissing on said necklace first before flushing
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>>716254239

post sables tits plz
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>>716254993
Kek. This right here.
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>>716256144
>your oppertunity to make your mark on the world
Autism the post
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>>716254239
OP's not updating, rip in peace
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Use the necklace for your space program.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG6PWIYmvhc
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Is OP died?
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>>716256663
Hello is OP killed?
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Just pack the collar and send it back tout her by the delivery system of your choice.
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>>716254239
Ask him why would he threaten you in writing and tell him his threat is fake and gay.
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>>716256761
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>>716256312
This has a hint of truth in there. Thank you mr skeltal for your never-ending wisdom.
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OP here. Holy shit, I just came back and didn't expect this much response. What do?
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how do you like it http://6url.ru/jzkJ
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>>716256848
Send a video of you flushing it down the toilet.
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>>716256761

>whitest of knights
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>>716256848
Navy seals copypasta.
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>>716255748
God damn that caught me off guard
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>>716256805
To, not tout
Typo kek
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op, post a pic of the necklace
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>>716256848

op read
>>716256312
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>>716255534
this is the only time this actually fucking makes sense lol send this
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>>716257212
What a lame thing to get op to read. Kys
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>>716254693
kek what a nigger or disgusting inbred redneck

there's nothing more satisfying than seeing a try hard scumbag nigger end up in jail because he thought he could intimidate you
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>>716254239
call the police- should go just fine if you're white lol

show that triflin bitch and whatever fuckboi she's with that you don't fuck around.
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First since the bitch wants to let other people do the talking for her, you post all her shit here to make it fair (but of course you gotta one up her). Then get a new bitch and give her the necklace and make sure the old-used up hoe finds out.
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>>716254239
Can already tell by this first pic, it's either the girl trying to put a scare into you, or the guy isn't anything to be worried about. If he was "about that life" he would never send a message or have anything like this on record, you'd get a knock at your door, asking to return it, if you didn't you'd have the piss beaten out of you and either your shit stolen to replace the necklace + "compensation" for time wasted, or the necklace taken. Trust me /b/ro you have nothing to worry about. Fuck with him/her for a bit.
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>>716257366
yeah but spell guerrilla properly... unless you actually mean warfare with gorillas, and then may I suggest an army of the largest silverbacks you can find?
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>>716255000
>>716255000
>>716255000
>>716255000
fucking do it OP send that cuck this message and watch him rage
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>>716257514
reeeee get out
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>>716257113
I was partying with some friends and staying the night here so I don't have the necklace. It's 6:30am rn so I'm not gonna do anything to her just yet. I'll make a new thread sometime during the day
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>>716257509
this

the only guys i know send that kind of messages are borderline retarded. wiggers or pussy niggers
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OP post sable number. Let anon handle it.
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>>716255000
perfect
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>>716257777
This thread is fucking BLESSED!
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>>716257602
what time roughly?
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>>716257602
Just post her number, you won't have anything to worry about friend.
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>>716257777
fucken checked
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>>716257777
Czecht
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>>716257720
I'm pretty sure the guy texting me was her housemate. He's white, and honestly the stupidest piece of shit I've ever had the priviledge to talk to
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>>716257866
I'll make a new thread around 2pm est today
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>>716255534
>Send him this:...

kiddy newfag. Just ignore this fucker.
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>>716257984
They live together?

obtain poison ivy, strain into spray bottle, spray door knobs/car handles
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>>716258126
>Why havent I ever thought of this?
Does this work? whats the time frame?
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>>716254286
Just go in to the cops in the morning and file a report, then get a restraining order, after that file a lawsuit by saying shes been harassing your friends and family

>repeat for profit?

Also take a picture of you busting a load on her necklac3 and send it o her
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>>716254239
Roses are red,
War is near,
We would all be safe,
If Harambe was here...


Ay Fellow /b/rother I never help people out but wtf, I for some reason feel bad for u. So now I'll help you. Give me this person number and I'll personally make sure "He" makes his way to the nearest police stations for fuck a ton of crimes. I'll Make sure this guy doesn't see the light of the day for a long long time. I got some NSA grade Sec Files then I'll Do a DIAL transfer. next thing u know he will be hunted down by the NSA that will find some nice files on his phone.

Please give me his number he deserves this
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POST NUMBER
POST NUMBER
POST NUMBER
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>>716258350
european?
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Just take it to the police station and explain everything, if she wants it she can collect it from there.
Or get her to send a courier to collect.
Just get rid of the little cow and her freak zone roomie.
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I have a Pandora bracelet my belonging to my ex £1000+, she called the cops, there was no evidence, I just told them she gave it to me. They talked to me about it and let me go. I sometimes send pictures of it on outings, at bars, etc just to fuck with her. There's nothing she can do OP, even if she has receipt of ownership- you're doing great, don't threat back, don't mention its hers. Profit.
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>>716258406
NSA branch Berlin
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I hereby bless this thread in the name of Kek the All Seeing, Kek the All Consuming, Kek the God of Chaos and Madness. All Hail his name.
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>>716258454
what an ass thing to do
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>>716258454
>Pandora
>£1000
Ok, bud. Keep dreaming
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>>716258559
Kek, you salty slug. ;). Teasing me with such dubbery.
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Here's some more info on the story.

She left it at my place, and only after we broke up did she ask for it back.
Her uncle gave her the necklace.
I went to uni, and just came back a couple days ago and she asked for it back.
Said I would, except that I didn't have a car. Then she said I could mail it. Was considering it.
My exact words were "I'll let you know when I have the car next"
I drunk texted her last night saying I've reached a respectable amount of drunk kek (didn't actually mean to send that to her)
Accidentally deleted the convo
Got the threats hours later
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>>716258600
Oh my god meme magic!
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>>716258559
>God of Chaos and Madness
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>>716258454
This OP
And if the guy is seriously going to beat you up then you just go to trial and get even more mad money as a compensation dawg
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>>716258636
>>716258350
>>716258489
>try this guy
lets see if he can deliver
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>>716258636
Tell her that she will get her her necklace unless she keeps bitching.
And tell bitchboi that you will kill him if he ever shows up
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>>716254455
This.
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Sable means "sand" in French, have a good day OP
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>>716258674
Your lack of dubs disappoints me, SheoGAYASS.
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>>716258899
It also means "shortcake"
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>>716258899
Dubba Dub dub!
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>>716258966
It would be sablé not Sable, but oh well x)
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Op what area are you in? Also do flush it just do not send video say oops I must have lost it.
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>>716254239
>>>716258899
>Dubba Dub dub!
Never happens when rolling tho
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>>716259047
What area? We live in Ontario, I won't get too specific
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>>716254239
He is not allowed to threaten you. Go to the police and tell them. Also don't ever give it back.
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Tell her that you want to have the necklace but that if she wants it back she has to ask for it nicely because why should you do something for her when she is being rude to you or if it is her flatmate why is he talking for her because that's just lame and anyway if she had any self respect she would probably just ask nicely and then you would probably give it back but threatening like this is stupid because all it does is make you angry or in a bad mood and doing a favour for someone is the worst time when you are in a bad mood I don't mean to be judgmental but she sounds like she makes bad decisions and maybe you are lucky that you are not with her anymore because if she is like that then she is a negative person and that's just not cool what I mean is you should break into her flat find some used condoms of that flatmate guy then kidnap her and leave her body in the woods after fucking her roughly with a dildo covered in his old jizz post mortem leave some hair too so he is caught lol anyway peace
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>>716257777
Thanks bro, those are some nice repeating digits yourself
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>>716254714
Thiiiiiiissss
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>>716259420
420 maaaaaaaaaaan
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>>716255000
This
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>>716259382
Kek, this
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>>716255883
Ahahahahah this please
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>>716259517
Or maybe not
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>>716254239
OP, what are you fucking about at?
You have a potential personal army and you didn't have to ask.
Just post the goddamn number/dox/info.

FUCK SAKE.
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OP is brock lesnar
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>>716258592
Ahahah this
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>>716255000
At this point trips decides what OP does with the necklace.
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>>716259723
Send a pic back with it wrapped around his dick saying they can come suck it off.
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Deliver u piece of shit
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OP squandering a good opportunity to fuck with this by not using /b/ as a personal army.
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>>716259646
because among the ranks of the personal army are many white knight sleeper agents who will probably dox OP
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Post the goddamn number.
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>>716260080
YES!!!
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Enjoy my seconds. Guna give the necklace to my new girl.
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I'm not posting contact info. At least not yet.. I want her to be awake when you guys do your thing. So I'll create another thread later today and then we'll see from there
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OP y
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>>716260376
This will be fun
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>>716260376
Its like rape, she don't gotta be awake.
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>>716254455
>BONUS: choke them out with the necklace
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>>716257514
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Fuck you op, this could have been great.. You get a personal army and you don't follow through. Faggot.
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>>716261654
Seriously this thread was fucking stupid. Fuck you OP.
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>>716254239
Tell him to shave his neckbeard and put down his katana
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>>716254239
you're not willing to let go of her necklace because you're not willing to let go of her love and care
you're a faggot, harry
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>>716254239
Kek .. have had similar experience and "they" did show up ... They shouldn't have.
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Thats her new bf trying to sound tough. Just say a bunch of cheeky shit like
>no she gave it to me as a gift so I'm keeping it
Or drop the Navy seal pasta.
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>>716254239
...go to the post office and send it?
fucking degenerates, man. are you american?
you sound american.
fucking idiot.
costs nothing, no struggle, just drop it off, get the adress "they" want it to go to.
whoever the fuck that is.

you also sound like a piece of shit, mate.
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>>716254239
so she's your ex.
things didn't work out, don't care for all the meaningless drama.

i've had three relationships so far. everything they've ever given me was returned a few days after things broke up.
i only kept like one present i got, but not their fucking shit. why would i keep anything from them? i kept presents I got. because it was mine. i'm the owner.
after you become the ex you should just give that shit back.
what kind of faggot are you? fucking pathetic faggot.
go cry in a corner. it's the classic "i'm not over her".
i hope they break your legs.
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>>716262547
I've said multiple times I was going to return it. I just don't have a vehicle to drive to her place and give it back
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>>716262547
You're a fucking faggot dude
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>>716254755
WINRAR
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>>716262665
OP post dox. We can take care of the problem for you.
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>>716254799
WINRAR>>716254755
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>>716262547
I think he was saying he was gonna give it back but couldn't instantly, then she threatened him and now he's understandably upset.
Though he could be a lying cunt.
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>>716262547
You're either next level beta or baiting either way kill your self
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If you don't want to deal with the bs put it in your mailbox and tell her it's in your mailbox and she can pick it up whenever.

If you want to troll them for a while >>716254714
do that
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>>716262665
>...go to the post office and send it?
you live in 2016.
there's even apps for things like that.
just ask anyone to drive you there using uber or whatthefuckever.

i see how rude i must appear but why the fuck can't you come up with that idea?
just be honest about it. you broke up with your gf/she broke up with you and you're down and kind of depressed.
you're not being a pussy, you're allowed to be sad. if that's the case.
if not, again, imagine i'm being even more rude. insert some "faggot" here and there.

go to the post office, buy an envelope for less than a dollar, send it.
not that complicated.
everything here is anonymous anyways, for all i know you're a 60 yr old trans and you're on lsd and a virgin neckbeard.
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>>716262801
I'm not lying, I don't have a vehicle I could use. I'm living with my parents for the holiday break and I was going to use their car after Christmas when they aren't working and the Christmas stress was gone
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>>716262914
More Screenshots please op
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>>716262914
you cuck

cum glaze it

ask if she wants it back
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>>716262897
Why are you white knighting some cunt you've never met?
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>>716262914
Abandon thread. OP is a cock munching faggot.

Thanks for wasting everyone's time you fucking cum gobbler.
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>>716262897
its not even about the necklace you cucking funt, it could have been a fucking hamburger. but they had to get fucking smart about it so fuck em.
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>>716262897
I don't understand why I'm appeared as the bad guy here. I've only been home for a couple days, and I've been busy. It's her fault for being too impatient
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>>716262747
>>716262838
you fucking faggots just want him to flush it down the toilet and get him hurt.
i get it, it's funny you edgy cunts.

>>716262801
>he was saying he was gonna give it back but couldn't instantly
didn't read after first post.
do people never send letters/envelopes? just go to the post office and send it. i do it all the time, i have friends all over the place, i can't just fucking go there everytime.
it costs so little instead of gas money.

>>716262914
>I was going to use their car after Christmas when they aren't working
why do you HAVE to use the car?
drive 2 minutes, go to the post office and send it.
less trouble, you avoid her new nigger of a bf who'd shoot you because apparently this is a thing in the U.S. and just get over it.
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>>716263087
You're not op it's 12 year old grade trolling just tell the bitch you mailed it even when you didnt then eventually, mail it when you have the time
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>>716259950
Bunch of faggots. It happens Everytime
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If you're a teenager, just keep trolling. If you're 20+, act like an adult. Pose your pistol on your nightstand in the background, and take a picture of a necklace asking if thats it. Pistol should be seen, but not the focus of the pic. When he says no, thats not it. Tell him tough shit then, because you don't have. Go pawn the necklace.
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>>716254239
OP, just give us his number
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>>716263036
be an hero ..you fucking cock sucking faggot
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>>716263187
You need to take your cuck solutions and leave this site. Forever. Faggot.
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>>716263115
>you fucking faggots just want him to flush it down the toilet and get him hurt.
I never said that I just wanted to know why you're white knighting ops ex like a faggot?
>drive 2 minutes, go to the post office and send it.
not everyone lives 2 minutes from a post office you tard
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>>716263115
>you fucking faggots just want him to flush it down the toilet and get him hurt.
didnt you just say you hope they break his legs.

Threats don't seem legit, inform someone of the threats and phone your ex and confront her about it.
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>>716263278
I like how cuck is the new nigger on /b/ good job bud you're part of the gang now for using it
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>>716263255
shut the fuck off
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fucking faggot give us the number
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>>716263384
Stop being a cry baby cucked asshole faggot ok
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So I actually happen to know OP personally. I know Sable T. as well. OP don't make me release your dox.

Anyway, it turns out that Sable is in a long-distance relationship with a guy and that one texting OP is actually Sable's older cousin.

Dubs gets the new boyfriend's Skype (I know because I was the one who introduced them over FB).

Trips gets his phone number. Dubs gets the new bf's skype.
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>>716263400
Stop samefagging, you 12 year old tard. We know you're the same person and it's extremely cringy. OP isn't going to give the number to you and I'm damn glad he isn't, so faggots like you won't doxx him
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>>716263551
fuck you
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>>716263684
rolling
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>>716263684
I love how you post this with NO proof whatsoever. At least make your fantasy a bit more believable with some evidence.
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>>716263684
re-roll
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>>716263020
>Why are you white knighting some cunt you've never met?
how so? read the first messages in the first post.
now imagine both as 12 year old kids after school behind the dumpsters.
that's how it sounds.
"i got like, a gun from my dad"
"oh yeah? i mastered the art of karate when i was 5"
"oh really? blabla i'm a tough guy over the internet"
"oh yeah? me too and i'm even tougher."
pointless childish shit. i'm too old for this shit.
it's literally the marine who killed dozens of people. not wightknighting anyone, i just want OP to get rid of his problems and facing a sad little truth. his gf is a bitch so why should he go through this trouble? just send it to her, don't even drive there because even that is pointless.
just do the most efficient thing.
drive 1 minute to the post office, pay as less money as possible for the letter. simple.
ezpz.
is this too hard for you to grasp?
are you that stupid? are you american?
>>716263036
>but they had to get fucking smart about it so fuck em.
your post screams "i'm american, i should shoot that necklace with my shotgun because i have the right and fuck you man, fucking europoor who do you think you are i'ma shoot you too faggot cunt"

>>716263087
>It's her fault for being too impatient
yes. it is.
you're not in the wrong here, mate.
>I'm appeared as the bad guy here
you're not. they're just fucking idiots and want to appear as mister toughguy so that they can fuck your ex.
does that make sense to you? that's why they instantly started it off like that.
what you have to do is just tell them you're going to send it, simple.
don't stress yourself. go to the post office and send it. spend as little money as possible. don't be the dick who didn't send it because you'd really be the bad guy then.
your ex was also kind of smart. she did the same thing. she already gave the job of acquiring her necklace to some other dick.
she's stressfree.
you are still in the process of doing that. post office = no stress.
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>>716263372
I don't want to be part of your gay gang. You can fuck off too faggot
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>>716263278
>You need to take your cuck solutions and leave this site. Forever. Faggot.
good job.
you became the fedora wearing katana swinging faggot.
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>>716255748
>Dude offering his asshole as a comeback.
I can't even fucking stop laughing, fuck you anon
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>>716263900
It seems you don't know when and where to use those words. Standard newfag behavior
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>>716263792
This is her

Right OP? :^)>>716263731
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If I was in OP's position I probably would have given it back. But after receiving all those threats I'd have just kept it for further lulz. The messages clearly aren't serious. It's either:
-Her
-Some faggot whiteknight making threats he can't back up in hopes of scaring you

Either way, just call their bluff and say you're waiting. Say some shit like they obviously have your address from your ex, so come on over.

Better yet make it worse by fucking with them.
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>>716259382
This. Including the lack of punctuation. Omg, my eyes.
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Troll them hard.

Be apologetic and explain you found a way to send them the necklace through the toilet, since everyone has a toilet and they are "connected by a series of tubes" (Tell them you looked it up on the internet)

Then just flush and send them a video for proof and post results
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>>716257777
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>>716254286
Dw op you can tell this guy is a faggot, his insults are pathetic.
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>>716264067
shut the fuck off
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>>716264067
This bitch is mint post the nudes OP
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>>716264067
O shit nigger. OP, is this true?
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>>716258559
Kek has heard the faggot who is OP, and the blessings put upon him, and I will grant him success. Do as the dubs command, and ye shall do well.
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>>716263289
>not everyone lives 2 minutes from a post office you tard
oh right, because you live in africa, right?
oh waaaait, you must be american. of course, because you're in a 3rd world country.
>white knighting ops ex like a faggot?
butthurt over YOUR ex? faggot.
>>716263369
>didnt you just say you hope they break his legs.
i want literally the opposite. when i want them to break his legs if he continues to being the tough guy and not sending it back.
if anyone takes my stuff i'd be in for some leg breaking too.
not that hard.
>>
>>716264210
>>716264187
>>716264174
You guys want the bf's skype? I don't like that Sable is with him anyway. He's a fucking egyptian for christ sake. A fucking muzzie. OP you should never have let her go you fucking idiot.
>>
>>716264057
nope.
i'm just gonna repeat myself.
>>716263900
>good job.
>you became the fedora wearing katana swinging faggot.
>>
>>716264067
Hold on a minute. Didn't you say:
>I know because I was the one who introduced them over FB
Why are you not friends with this supposed "Sable"?
>>
>>716264282
Fuck the BF's skype I wanna see her box cunt
>>
>>716263684
re-roll. give out the bf's number or op's number you faggot
>>
>>716258350
fucking THIS
>>
>>716264247
Nah if someone disrespected me like this they aren't worth the postage.

And even in America people live in places far from post offices.

And also OP might not have thought of postage before being threatened.
>>
>>716258350
If you are real. Post which city I'm from. Or the first and last letter of the city.
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>>716264282
oh shit this just got good
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>>716254714
YES YES AND GIVE ME THE NBER HER ADRESS KILL HER AND HIM ILL MURDER THEM ADFTRR TORTURE. Burm them rape them rip out their eys and guts and choke them with their own severed fingers awwwwwww yeah im jizzing rainbows at the though of killing those inhuman shitbags awwwww fuck yeah let me kill them ill show chad bro mc dudeman what a threat really is huehuehuehue i hope they have family i can kill to see them cry and then make them eat there dead family oooohhooohohohohhohhohohohohohohhhoho
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>>716264344
>thinking i creep on people on my personal FB account

fucking newfag
>>
>>716258592
Not the guy you're replying to, but those things can easily climb to that money, depending on the attractiveness of the chick.
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>>716254239
Give me their number i want to give them pain and nightmares where do they live whaaats their schedule ill smear shit all over there house hahajahahahahah
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>>716263684

rollerino
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>>716264532
>even having a social media account

lmao no
>>
Is OP dead?
>>
>>716255883
hahaha fuck, incredible. do this op
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>>716264640
You must be too old or too young. Either way, you do not belong here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vifYelSTlMo
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>>716263115
Brace yourself we've got ourselves a white Knight nigger
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>>716264067
What the fuck is that? Some filthy half-gook?
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>>716264344
Sherlock faggot reporting in
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>>716255000
>This
Trips Have spoken
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>>716263809
>t. post office employee

We get it; no one uses the post office anymore but i dont think 4chan is the best place to drum up business
>>
>>716264838
Or maybe the dude doesn't want OP to get hurt, if it happens to be true? (Which is highly unlikely, but still a possibility)
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>>716264863
Thank you, I pride myself in my deductive skills.
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>>716264393
>Nah if someone disrespected me like this they aren't worth the postage.
sure. i get that, you're also proud. the thing is, aside from this faggot who's theatening him, it's about his gfs necklace.
that guy is just trying to fuck his ex and being a gorilla pumping his chest.
his gf just thought yeah, let this guy do it instead of herself.
it's her property and that is something i respect.
therefore if he disrespects that, he's an asshole too.
wouldn't make him better.

what he should do:
ignore the empty threats.
send his ex her property.
enjoy christmas.
he could also just say that he wants to send it after the christmas troubles because traffic and everything is just insane.
>>
d e l i v e r f a g g o t
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>>716260376
I hope somebody is screencaping this, just in case OP doesn't turn out to be a faggot and actually delivers
>>
>>716264532
>implying you can have fake facebook accounts in 2016
>>
>>716265048
Tip your hat while you are at it you autistic fuck.
>>
I hope OP delivers before 2016 is over.
>>
Rollin for keks
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>>716264417
cd
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>>716255555
Waiting for OP to deliver while checking these pents.
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>>716264969
>the dude doesn't want OP to get hurt
finally.
am i the only one who thinks this is a safe and good and cost efficient idea?
>>716264909
i knew someone would try to imply i work for the post office and fuck you. i'm a nurse. i realize how many times i mentioned the fucking post office but it's just convenient.
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>>716265260
And I?
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>>716265048
>he could also just say that he wants to send it after the christmas troubles
Op said he was sending it when he could why are you such a retarded faggot?
>>
Rolling for pents, if pents post nudes of OP
>>
Do you have any guns OP? Send him a picture of a gun with the necklace in the background. Say "is this it? If it is come pick it up cause i dont have a car right now. If he wanted to pick it up for her, that would be swell and save you the trouble of going later this week when you get a car."
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>>716265260
check mine, b0ss
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>>716265344
>i'm a nurse
ooh so you're a faggot?
>>
Rolling for phone number
>>
>>716265344
Post the fb link
>>716263684
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>>716264299
Yeah, you're a newfag
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>>716265433
How's he a faggot for being a nurse, anon?
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