Waifu claiming thread
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The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum. Or don't, really nobody cares.
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content. Unless you want to, in which case post lewds.
>Most important: Have fun!
still here
I'm back.
>>716251608
Here you go.
>>716251666
> Devil trips
I may not want to give her back.
>>716251827
How about strip poker?
>>716252054
Kek. Were you able to find it?
>>716252151
Who doesn't? Just not nearly as much!
>>716252673
Lies.
Currently present
>>716252586
well i know the rules of poker but how does the whole betting bit go?
>>716252586
That's not okay. She loves her sister. You have to give her back.
>>716252673
LIES.
I guess I'll leave the thread for now. See you all later
Sexy kitty is waiting for you http://6url.ru/jzkJ
To da one on da flam
Boy it's tough
I just toss that ham in the fryin' pan
Like spam
It's done when I come in
Slam
Damn, I feel like the Son of Sam
Don't make me wrek ya hectic
Automatic got me goin' like Gen'ral Electric
Damn
The lights are blinking I'm thinking
It's all over when I go out drinking
Oh
Makin' my mind slow,
That's why I don't fuck wit da big four-oh
Bro
>>716252469 (meme)
I can't roleplay how I feel about Haruhi, sorry.
>>716252545 (DFC)
I'm trying to make them independent, it won't happen in one day. I'm planning on staying in Haruhi's life for a very long, long time.
>>716252814
Cypress Hill a shit
You're waifu a shit
You're laifu a shit
>>716252756
Simple. We bet pieces of clothing, the loser has to take off what they bet with. Or if you like, the winner gets to take off the losers clothes~.
>>716252766
Damn, i would feel horrible to separate them. fine, i'll give her back. See ya Chara,
>>716252735
Nuh uh!
>>716252766
Later Chara.
>>716253021
well do we bet before we get the hand? Yes the second option sounds very preferable
>>716252836
I don't want to have a big say in it as I think you're both boring and retarded but I know the word love has much more side effects for someone like him than you can imagine.
Just exchange private contacts already.
>>716252836
Seriously fuck off.
You don't "love" Haruhi for his real self. You love the avatar, not the face behind it.
>>716253267
I will when he's ready.
>>716253300
I'm probably the only one here without a waifu. I can't fall in love with 2D girls like you can, I love Haruhi's personality and kindness and I want to be there for him.
>>716253154
>>716253021
can I play? also can hanako keep her bandages on she looks like Harvey Dent
>>716252934
cypress hill is bad-ish yes, but i love them because they remind me of my time being a hardcore stoner. stoned more than sober.
that's opinionated, and she is a perfect match for my personality.
i don't think insulting your waifu would work because i'm pretty sure you love her because of her flaws. which she has many of.
and i cant argue with your last point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVaUNFOqtnw
>>716253112
You may put on an innocent face, but inside that head of yours is filled with all kinds of lewd thoughts. You can just hide it well.
>>716253154
We'll bet after we get the hand. I though you would like that better~.
>>716253543
You have a shit taste in music.
I know that people know you as the guy with good taste in music but you're just a typical nu-male.
>>716253640
so can I join? but if i win the hand and you have to take your clothes off i'll get ti wear them and the one covered in the most clothes win. also I'd prefer if you put make up or bandages on you because you kinda look like Harvey Dent from Detective Comics
>>716253471
i dont know
>>716253640
good going in blind sucks and of course I would. My hand my slip around a bit while im taking things off of you
>>716252934
>>716253543
> Implying C.C. is a shit waifu.
C.C. is top quality waifu material.
emi ibarazaki
>>716253844
she looks fine she doesnt need makeup or anything
>>716253869
CC is objectively worst than Tuka
>>716253673
>shit taste in music
i haven't been trying to show good taste.
and i don't really want to,
i like these abstract layered songs.
why are you being so hostile towards me of all people?
i'm pretty sure i have distanced myself from all tomoko claimers as to not get mixed in with their arguments that go in circles.
>>716253869
thank you but it really depends on the person.
bad pairings should be abolished
>>716253640
Whatever are you talking about?
>Makoto
>>716253934
She's Harvey Dent's twin sister though...
I'd rather fuck Catwomen or Harley Quinn than Two-Face.
>>716253966
>objectively
what is the objective?
>>716254059
well i disagree but thats ok
>>716253471
>>716253844
>>716254059
Sorry no can do~.
>>716253854
That's alright, i was hoping that might happen.
>>716254028
You're welcome. Just in my opinion she's the best girl in code geass.
Claimu
>>716254241
So you can't keep your bandages on.
I'll just put an eyepatch on one of my eyes then
>>716254241
well then i might just have to take more control of my hands just to leave you on the edge of your seat
>>716254081
I don't think you know what objective\subjective is.
Damn roasties.
When Hanako Dent works out does she "feel the burn"?
>>716254050
You need to just let some of that lewdness out.
>>716254351
Why only one?
>>716254390
I can't promise i'll be able to do the same~.
>>716254668
So I can't see the burnt side
>>716254668
I will, but not anywhere anyone here will see.
>>716254241
that art,
amazing.
i could do a shotgun round pointing out all the flaws in all the female characters in the show, but i would rather do it individually when i find someone who opposes my view on best girl from code geass.
>>716254427
i was going by the noun to see if you would point out that objective is both a noun and an adjective and you were using the adjective.
either you were too lazy to point this simple thing out or you didn't know it yourself.
also you are speaking subjectively.
as objectively is when you put aside your personal feelings and/or opinions to represent only facts.
subjectively is when you are using your feelings and/or opinions to say shit.
>>716254668
well then how will you ever feel any pleasure
hanako sex is a rape
>>716254748
I't doesn't look that bad. You're just exaggerating.
>>716254818
Damn, well that's a shame. But you did admit it so, good enough.
>>716254891
Shit that would take a while, everybody has some serious issues in Code Geass. Not as bad as Durarara though, holy fuck that show is on a whole different level when it comes to mental problems.
>>716254907
i'm sure after the game you'll take real good care of me~.
>>716254910
Also no it wasn't.
>>716255206
oh i dont know i might just keep teasing you
>>716255206
yea, i'm not gonna try with durarara, would take too long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
DAMN FUNDIES I BET YOU DONT EVEN LOVE YOUR WAIFU
GET OUT
BACK TO >>>/SOC/ YOU GO, ROASTIES.
>>716255338
I just might enjoy that. But don't do it for too long, or i just might pounce on you~.
>>716255692
Right? In the first season it seemed like just a few people had some issues. But once you get into Durarara x2 you realize, Oh this entire fucking town is screwed up.
>>716255871
Devilish treat?
Devilish treat
> Be me
> live in a small town
> at 18 years old find myself a real qutie
> she is nice and things are great
> her dad offers me a job at the gasstation
> it is a nice job and a good way to make some money before I go to college
> fast forward a couple of months
> find out my gf has cheated on me with a chad
> get mad at her and yell at her.
> she tells me her dad introduced him to her, and that he has been shittalking about me for months
> get really mad, but dont do anything
> revenge is best served cold
> I start to think about ways to have her and her families life ruined
> i cant just beat her up
> then it finnally dawned on me
> the gasstation i work at
> he doesnt know that I knew about him shittalking about me
> we are on good terms, or so he thinks
> i figure out that most of the sells are tabacco sales
> at one of the workersmeetings he tells us that sales have been down
> and it will only continue old man whahaha
> immediatly quit smoking
> also convince my parents to stop smoking using medicine
> I dont even have to make a lot of people to stop smoking to crash his business
> my uncle and aunt soon follow and they quit smoking aswell
> I see one dude smoking outside of the gym and i knew him a bit and convince hin ti smok smoking aswell using the medicine
( I saw him a couple of months later and he thanked me)
> more and more people are quiting now
> they spread the word themselves
> I dont even have to do it anymore
> i get invited to my younger brothers highschool to give a presentation about healthy livestyle
> other people also talk about how to be healthy, how to workout, eat healthy, I talk about smoking
> tell people the dangers of smoking and advertise the medicine to help people quit smokingl
> It all worked really well
> we used to have 500 customers a day
> now just 400
> at the next workersmeeting the boss gets a bit sad and talks about the decline in sales
cont.
>brought to you by the McCuntBurger by McDicks
>>716255948
yea, i would love to talk about anime and shit with you for ages. but i gotta go christmas shopping.
always spend christmas up mothers and she wants help with the bigger stuff that couldn't fit in until the last minute (i'm putting a car in the living room).
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Cc4b/
add me on that if you wanna talk when im not on this format.
and i'm out of here
>>716255948
oh i dont know i might do it just to sit what your limit is
>>716256060
STOP DEFENDING YOUR /SOC/ ROASTIE THREADS!
>tfw too intelligent to claim a waifu ITT
>>716256166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg8vJ9oMdlA
>>716256120
Alright later.
>>716256152
it wouldn't take long, there's only so much i can take before i have to have you.
>>716256505
oh but i wonder how you would act when you hit that point
>>716256467
NORMIE CONFIRMED
I DON'T GO ON REDDIT
>>716256708
Like a wild animal who hasn't eaten for a week, that finally spots their prey. i would be all over you~.
>>716257039
>>716254486
Underrated post.
Take a look at Hanako.
Thats what it looks like when you listen to my mixtape.
>>716257257
Kurome!
>>716257410
i dont get it
>>716257152
just reading that made my heart skip a beat. to actually experience it must be something else
>>716257228
HAHA ROASTIE TRIES TO MEME
>>716257446
my mixtape is so fire it burnt hanako
>>716257438
Good morning, Haruhi~ Sleep well?
>>716257410
Correction, this is what happens when someone listens to your mixtape. Weak ass shit.
>>716257495
All your waifus are trash tier, fundies.
>>716257485
It would be quite the experience for the both of us.
>>716257672
I actually have to leave now, I'm sorry, love. Please have a great day~
>>716257824
>>716257672
See, Kurome doesn't even want to talk to you
>>716257790
oh id savor every moment of that sort of encounter
>>716252561
Welcome back.
>>716258048
>>716257790
>>716257485
>>716257152
>>716256708
>>716256505
>>716256152
>>716255948
>>716255338
>>716255206
>>716254907
>>716254668
>>716254390
>>716254241
Guess what time it is...
>>716258377
It's soon to be that wonderful time of the year
>>716258048
And i would savor every last taste of you. Well Tomo, it's time for bed again. Enjoy the rest of your night, ok.
>>716258377
Hanako x Tomoko
Kurome x Haruhi
Sonokawa x Chara
>>716258377
well i would do it somewhere else and yeah hanako is going to sleep so i guess it is
>>716258552
thats fine Hanako id do the same. Sleep well ill see you later
>>716258653
Goodnight Tomoko.
>>716258474
Train!
>>716258695
No
>>716259095
None today? Isn't it Friday?
>>716258008
>>716259481
Where do you live? If you don't mind me asking.
>>716259570
>>716259250
Yeah, but im already home because of Christmas
>>716259682
whew boy, you live an hour away from Kurome, maybe even closer.
>>716259711 (cute)
>>716259999
Here is your (You)
>>716259250
What the fuck's up with the corner?
>>716259834
>>716260083
I don't need attention. I need some pizza and sprite.
This thread is too boring.
>>716260083
>Thrash tier waifu.
>>716260187
>>716260151
Don't. Please don't.
>>716260187
Have you watched Corpse Bride?
>>716260293
Cool.
>>716260263
I have heard this enough times to just automatically consider it cancer.
>>716260187
I just had some 4 cheese pizza thing. And why sprite?
>>716260365
Yeah. I knew it.
It was made by Tim Burton, or the art. Seen it when I was still watching TV, long long ago.
>>716260437
Is the best when you are high.
>>716259711
Oh, well then. Dammit.
>>716260128
How should I know?
>>716260508
Huh. I should try some sprite when high later then. Always just relied on munchies and bebis.
>>716260536
Somehow did not even see you in thread. Hi.
>>716260334
>>716260536
It's in your possession. You should have considerable knowledge of it. Do you simply download images all willy-nilly?
>>716260644
lmao
you're like a baby.
>>716260756
There is a word for it Chen, it's "man-baby". Not like I have any shame left.
>>716260839
Being faded in a big city feels awesome
>>716261100
Don't you get in trouble for doing weed there a lot tho? It's a big city, cops should be patrolling and shit no?
>>716261181
No, I smoke too much so my normal state is being high. It needs a lot to make me get stoned.
Aslo, the trick is to not think how are you going to be seen by others
>>716261307
Well at least you get it. In my shithole police/law/government doesn't really give a shit much so you can smoke outside if you want, roll in restaurants and even cops smoke here. Fucking weed town tbh. Although I am yet to see a totally stoned guy just walking around, because if you are totally stoned you would usually be in some cafe, smoking hookah and shit.
>>716261478
True
Weed makes people good.
>>716261538
This might actually be the reason we haven't had a murder for almost 20 years now.
>>716261628
Everyone is too high to even fight
>>716261699
Anyway, I hope you have a good time, eat up don't let throat be dry mane and have fun. I will go and cause autism in other parts of the internet now. Maybe watch some Lucifer.
Morning fags. Best Pony Claimed.
>>716262861
Fuck off Shino.
>>716256120
i've had a good run.
but what this has become is impossible to salvage.
it is cancer, there is no denying that it is horrible.
tasteless teens wondering in thinking its always been a hugbox.
using the shit state to further justify their depressing lives.
this will be my final goodbye to this place.
i will not return.
so may we remember what a glorious place the old /waifu/ was.
i was cc-fag/uta-fag.
and i am LEAVING YOU ALL BEHIND TO FACE THE TRUTH.
THATS RIGHT, MY FINAL /WAIFU/ RELATED POST WILL BE A BANG.
/WAIFU/ SINGS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY.
I WILL EDIT IT IF YOU SING FOR IT.
lyrics:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/queen/bohemianrhapsody.html
quick way to sing it:
http://vocaroo.com/
any other ways are accepted
if someday a place like it was comes a long and all the good posters are there, you can guarantee i will be there, doing my job to get rid of faggotry.
Memes
>>716263496
You already claimed best pony, stay with the claim.
>>716263856
Funny comming from you
>>716263972
Yeh, I did heresy, but I stay with the same claim every thread. He claim pony, then he claim shino. Kinda greedy don't you think?
>>716264088
I vividly remember you claiming avilio after already claiming Flan
>>716264345
Might've happened. Yeah. But what's your point? I am just trying to mem here.
>>716264485
That's always your god damn argument
You know you're losing and try to control with
>it's just maymays relax
Why do I keep trying
>>716264610
Because I am seriously never serious. Not on here anyways. And yes, why are you trying?
all tohou claimers have this atitude
im arguing entire threads but im not serious!!!
>>716264750
You're a weak person
What's the pleasure in sucking a dick?
>>716264884
Oh I am strong, I just don't waste my energy and intellect on 4chan. I do tho spend my free time here when I am really bored.
>>716265000
Actually, have no idea. It's a fleshy rod that you can eat. And it lets out salty shit out when you give enough pleasure. Yeah.
>>716264837
There has been some good 2hu claimers I hope.
>>716265064
Heyo Gardo.
>>716265000
What's the pleasure in eating puss?
>>716265163
>you can eat
Is this what Rumia taught you?
>>716265000
It's not about the dick, it's about the person you fucking faggot
>>716265220
The same with eating pussy.
>>716265064
Pokeslut
>>716265220
How did the dick taste?
>>716265220
ahh... I meant choke and suck. Actually eating a dick will probably be really disgusting.
>>716265281
Oh and this guy is here too. Hey!
Halp b i dont have a waifu
Wat do?
>>716265163
Hello Flanno
How are you today?
>>716265281
Ahh! I am not a slut ;-;
>>716265297
Which one?
>>716265435
Gay as always. You?
>>716265482
Togames
>>716265281
Hi
>>716265391
If dont get a waifu what will be of my laifu?
>>716265643
You will diefu
>>716265492
Pretty much the same. I've been bored so I'm watching some old stuff like The Godfather.
>>716265796
Holy shit no i dont want that
Brb assembling list of possible waifus
>>716265527
>>716265163
>eat
painful, but same tbh. that's why i need to know.
>>716265281
Why do sluts suck anybody's dick then?
>>716265391
Kat from DmC
>>716265806
Oh ok. I am tired af again because fucking sleep is for da weak and watching some cancer on YT.
>>716265958
No but have you ever had bull penis? Like cooked bull penis? I had, and I imagine human dick to taste the same but with less beef... And that is about the food taste of dick. I would usually like to be choked by one.
>>716265958
> Kat from DmC
Shieeet didnt even remember her. She was so forgetable. But the game is good
The waifu search continues
>>716265970
What kind of cancer are we talking about?
Wish me luck, gonna try and diddle a girl later today.
>>716266256
Normie get out, ree, etc.
カラミチーマス
>>716266213
Kazoo remixes, kids screaming on Minecraft, uhh... anime reviews..
>>716266256
Why not diddle a guy tho?
>>716266320
hi
>>716266300
Jealousy is a stinky cologne.
>>716266347
I'm not gay, but I am bi online.
>>716266347
Yup...
That's really cancerous...
Ok b get a load of this... I dont have a waifu so i made a list to guide my search. Here it goes:
Incomplete list of potential waifus (pending interview):
1) Mazaki Anzu (yu-gi-oh!)
2) Haruka (Pokemon)
3) Coco (Fairy Tail)
4) Hakurei Reimu (Tohou)
5) Asia Argento (High School DXD)
6) Tomoe Mami (Madoka Magica)
7) Charlotte Dunois (Infinite Stratos)
8) Liru the werewolf
9) Kitsubarami (FLCL)
10) Coco (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)
11) Makanshoku Mako (Kill la Kill)
12) White (pokemon)
13) Asuka (senran kagura)
14) Minori (senran kagura)
15) Yumi (senran kagura)
16) Alicia Melchiott (valkyria chronicles)
17) Kashiwazaki Sena (Boku wa tomodachi ga sukunai)
18) Alice Margatroid (Tohou)
19) Rosa (Pokemon)
20) Totoki Airi (Idolmaster)
21) Ikaruga (Senran Kagura)
22) Serena (Pokemon)
23) Suzumiya Haruhi (Haruhi Suzumiya)
24) Mikuru Asahina (Haruhi Suzumiya)
25) Hirasawa Yui (K-ON!)
Seras claimed
>>716266408
>I am bi online
Just online? What?
>>716266480
This isn't how waifu works, child.
You don't pick you're waifu.
You're waifu picks you.
>>716266581
How did your waifu pick you sempai?
>>716266146
sorry but i'm not swedish so i haven't.
>>716266171
Mexican mod is amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPKHxbOg19s
>>716266480
Haruka
make a strawpoll
>>716266408
That actually made me laff a bit.
Flandre#0958
Send nuds on secrit discord.
>>716266438
yeah man. I do like some kazoo remixes tho. I will use them for shitposting music later.
>>716266562
hai.
>>716266646
It's in Russia and Egypt too so idk.. just asking.
>>716266629
She captured me with her eyes and I've been in love ever since.
>>716266408
>Tomoko's face when.
You're just bashing her poor heart right now.
>>716266438
Cough, so are the threads, cough.
>>716266480
>>716266646
>make a strawpoll
Yea, do that.
>>716266773
kazoo remixes, meme music, and nazi anthems
>>716266822
t r u e : ^ )
>>716266773
Hey mate
>>716267033
Oh look, the guy who posted child porn on discord
>>716266822
>>716265373
greetings!
>>716265435
Now you are
>>716265534
welcome
>>716265958
Puberty
>>716266480
You can make a straw poll if you want but I think you should make the decision not us
>>716267201
i need more reason, i can understand anal but not sucking dick