/nzg/ what are you cunts doing for Christmas? Ill be heading

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>>716247324

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>>716247324
if you're heading up to chch, i hear that this chick gives great bjs behind the school jim

>>716247739
>behind the school jim

Where's that? Never mind, I'll ask someone who went to school.

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>mfw walked through Dunedin octy at 7 to see drunks and public urination

keep it classy, dunners

>>716247324
Perving on the hot cousins at Christmas

>>716248330
Had to piss, don't judge.

>>716247739
kek. wonder if she'll be back on tonight

>>716248514
fucker there are bars all around you with toilets. but on saying that they do need some public loos in central.

>>716248884
Central is a public loo, just take a look, there's turds floating around all over the place.

Xmas when?

>>716249802
sunday

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>>716247324
I'll be home alone for christmas...

>>716249866
fug u

>>716250269
Lucky.

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>>716250360
How is that lucky? All my family is fucking off to be with their respective friends and even other family members and I get left alone, on fucking christmas of all times

>>716249866
Father's day

>>716250429
Get drunk and shitpost for Xmas, like Jesus would have done.

>>716250472
I don't know

>>716247324
Trying to stay away from dirty coons.

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>>716247324
A bottle Jack Daniels from based mummy

Looking forward to the family dinners too. I'm sick of eating my shit food.

Gonna get stoned and drunk over both Xmas and Boxing Day when I'm not with family. Looking forward.

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>>716250486
No booze, no money to buy booze

I'll be home alone, no friends or family, completely sober because it's dry as fuck here and i can't afford booze

>>716247324
hitting up coromandel

>>716250652
Any solvents or other inhalants in the house?

>>716250652
where u at bro, nothing like a xmas pissup

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>>716250756
I'm not desperate enough that I'm gonna start huffing shit

>>716250798
not disclosing my location on here, soz bud

>>716247324
sucking back 100mg tramadols :P

>>716250472
I DONO FATHERS DAY SUNDAY

>>716250892
>I'm not desperate enough that I'm gonna start huffing shit

Oh I guess His Royal Highness is too fancy to huff a little petrol. Chill out man, you'll have more fun.

>>716250652
Hate to rub it in, but holy fuck I'm glad I'm not you.

Nothing worse than a lonely dry xmas

>>716247324
at parents for christmas
gonna get drunk, high and full of awesome roast potatoes

until then, i am smoking resin because my dealer won't drive out with all the cops about and polishing off a crate of speights

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>>716251081
i accidentally huffed petrol once while filling the tank on my motorbike, there's no way in fuck i'm doing it intentionally

>>716251137
I sincerely hope your christmas is better than mine anon

>>716247324
Chch here

Doing sweet fuck all for christmas

>>716251248
You gotta let it soak into your brain for a bit before it starts to feel good. Petrol fumes are what made tank crews so brave in the war.

>>716249866
Chequed dabs

>>716251137
>Nothing worse than a lonely dry xmas
i did it last year for the firs time, its not that bad. its just like any other day.

im in chch for christmas and I hate this place

>>716251248
I'm broke as fuck but I managed to get my shit together by saving throughout the month. Food will be taken care of by my family so I only had alcohol and weed to keep in mind.

At least cook a nice meal for yourself anon.

>>716250947
I got them, the SR ones and 50s. No weed atm so any port in a storm

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>>716251542
i have a bunch of precooked sausages in the freezer, does that count?

>>716251617
mi niga ! what do you tell your doctor? I have back pain legitimate but man they are good !

>>716251913
x2 disc prolapse my man, had surgery few years back but didnt really fix it

>>716252011
>few years back but didnt really fix it
yer i did some silly lifting and get sharp pains / throbbing in my leg.. the tramadol takes all the pain away and leaves me feeling great so cant complain..im glad i got the SRs tho they last way longer :)

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>>716252163
Yeah pretty much same deal here lol. I smash a lot of cups-o-tea on this shit, fuck knows why. Where you in NZ dude?

>>716252314
Hamilton area , was lolz today my blood pressure was up the waazuu because of my back pain they were like HERE HAVE SOME DRUGS :P

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Don't really feel like posting, catch y'all niggers some other time maybe

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>>716252389
Shit it must be bad bru!
Oh and dont ever, ever, ever let those fuckers put you on m-eslon(morphine pills)... sounds fun but weeeeeeew, it fucking isnt

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>>716247739
who is this?

>>716253346
>her face at the end
Shes not even pumped to be participating

>>716253346
Nikita McMurtrie

>>716253895
What school

>>716254008
according to fb hornby high

Going on a solo mission up to Cape Reinga for Xmas, any of you kents know anything cool to do up that way? Already plan on going sand boarding

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>>716253895
>Nikita McMurtrie
dam cant add

Post nudes of ppl in cambridge or hamz please

>>716254097
Smoke some local shrubbery and sink some lion reds

>>716254065
Oh shit if shes a hornbilly she will be passing her cunt round like a peace pipe

Chances are stay in palmy in my room or go to town

http://boards.4chan.org/s/thread/17162434#bottom

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>>716254300
Either that or she'll stab you in your sleep

Q here
Xmas in a few days. Sorted like a pro.

>>716254470
Not before taking your shoes and spare change

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>>716254470
>>716254300
If you look at the photo's from last night, it's clear that she's more interested in breaching and feeding on krill

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>>716247739
going to need her snapchat

>>716254742
Yeah, like you'd get a 10/10 super model.

>>716254767
dunno if butthurt ex posted her sc but name could be the same as her insta though

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>>716254742
Touche sir!

>>716254828
Thank you for your valiant efforts. It's chubby chasers and dragon slayers like yourself who allow the rest of us to go after the non-ugly friend.

Sexy holidays waiting for you http://6url.ru/jzkJ

Sexy girls want you http://6url.ru/jzkJ

>>716254933
I'm not into chicks or fat chicks.

just got back from silent torture/malevolence/stormforge/forsaken age.

shit was awesome.

>>716255072
Local gig?

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>>716254742

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>>716255187
She be a fine looking mermaid, argh

>>716255150
yep, malevolence and silent torture were the stars of the night even though it was forsaken age's EP release party.

highly recommend checking out both Silent Torture and Malevolence

>>716255900
Sweet man.

Are you that dude who manages bands that comes on here?

We need to import hot woman that actually fuck western guys not fuck us over.

Also why is everyone drunk all the time now?
I see daily car crashes and the drivers often look wasted.

Christmas alone. Should i just kill myself?

>>716257488
>Also why is everyone drunk all the time now?
>Only way I can cope with waking up me

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>>716257527
harden up

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Dubs and he cums back on Christmas

I'll be heading up your moms cunt this Christmas faggot.

>>716258179
Well, at least you'll get to be with her

>>716247324

What's up brothers

From Whangarei here.

Spending Christmas with family down in Auckland and then a few days after down in Thames.

Anyone going to the Ellerslie Races on boxing day?

>>716258040
what's up with nzg's obsession with Suzy Cato?

>>716250429
I understand the feeling.
Most of my friends are too shitty people to invite me to anything particularly around Christmas and my relatives only invite me around because I have interesting stories.
It's literally a situation of be alone or be used.

>>716258312
Not alot man!
Not going home this year because fuck Whangarei

Spending it with girlfriend's family down south. Gunna take my gun and shoot some shit while I'm there.

http://boards.4chan.org/s/thread/17162434#bottom

We need more noods

>>716258312
I might, but I'll probably forget about it.

>>716258413
She was IDbro's waifu

>>716258413
>implying you wouldn't

>>716258492
just let the thread die

waikato reporting in, who got wheels and wants a blowie

>>716259389
pic and timestamp

hawke's bay reporting in