ITT: What's your secret? Mine: Gonna get my sick ducked

>>716242862
that's not a nice thing to call your mom this close to xmas

>>716242956

kek. wrong thread, faggot.

what's YOUR secret?

>>716242862

mom's car fingered friend

>>716242862

she won't go out with me maybe hang give it a shot but hasn't returned text in 8 minutes but says maybe but not but mixed what now?

(meme)

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>>716243202
i'm really a cat

don't tell anyone

>>716243332

nice quads

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I check the captchas that say "I'm not a robot", despite I am a robot.

>>716244124
damn

i bump dying threads

i just came on omegle for a 13yo

>>716243202
>fucking moron

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I'm 20 y.o. and I haven't had sex, haven't kissed a girl, and haven't even held hands with a girl. What even is love, /b? ;_;

>>716245763
You've been scared of love and what it did to you.

>>716245763
You don't have to run, I know what you've been through.

>>716245763
Just a simple touch and it can set you free.

I got raped last night.
Crashed at some guys house i don't know that well after friends didnt turn up to a party.
Took pills was a good night
Think i got spiked later in the night
I woke up today and felt like i had had a drean about sucking dick. (but im not a faggot)
I get up and im nude and my ass is sore as fuck.
Room smells like cum and ive got some on my pubic hair
I leave and dont see anyone on the way home.
I do a shit today and i swear there was cum in my ass
What do i do?

>>716245763
We don't have to rush when you're alone with me.

>>716246016
I FEEL IT COMIN'

>>716246016
I FEEL IT COMIN' BABE

>>716246016
I FEEL IT COMIN'>>7162460

>>716246016
I FEEL IT COMIN' BABE
.

>>716245763
>What even is love

Love, is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds

Cummed into friends lip balm. Watch her spread it all over her lips everyday

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I want my wife to take 2 cocks while she sucks my cock

>>716246269
Love is posting a reply on 4chan that you wrote painstakingly, trying your absolute hardest to be precise and sound like a badass cool dude who knows a lot about guns, when in reality you are a sad, uneducated, pathetic sack of shit

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>>716246497
>MFW you don't realize it's a quote from a star wars video game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHy5OvJJN1A

>>716246754
Love is memorizing lines of Star Wars video games and posting generic reaction images.

>>716247045
Didn't memorize it, i've been replaying through it recently and that other post reminded me of hk's love dialogue.

>>716246491
no

I was a giant angry birds fan 4 years ago.

>>716243332
one off

don't mind I'm not posting it anymore, I still fap like crazy to that girl I used to post

My older cousin molested me so I in turn molested my little brother.

I cum on my own face.

drug addicted child porn lover

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>>716246016

>>716249718
how does porn get addicted to drugs?

k

Often fapped and let my mom and sis catch me doing it

>>716250537

HA

bumpd

When my nieces stay at my house I let them shower with me sometimes

>>716242862
I dab.

>>716252501
holy shit

Every time I pee, I rub a couple fingers around my butthole, then rub them on my nose and lips. I'm addicted to how my hole smells.

everyone must be in bed

>>716242862
A dick of a coworker had medical trouble. They ran out of his blood type, O negative. I said to other coworkers "I can't donate, I don't even know my blood type. I doubt I'm O negative... that's very rare." Secret? I am O negative and I would have saved the dick from some real problems if he got type O negative blood sooner than he did. He has permanent brain damage now, which would have been preventable if the whole blood was there sooner. He should have not been such a dick.

Everyone still thinks I'm a virgin but I have literally been fucking my boyfriend silly every time he is over at the house.

>>716253411
Dude don't feel bad at all about this shit- people deserve to suffer the consequences of their actions or they'll just keep living these worthless lives of arrogance and self-importance.

I'd high five you for your decision, but I can't

>>716253537
I keep it secret because if people know I did it on purpose, my rep would go to shit. Apparently, you are supposed to be uber-humane to everyone, dick or not. Thanks for the support. ;)

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>>716242862
I unironically try to reenact tendie stories

>>716242862
I fap to my mom. The hard part is not waking her up when I cum on her, wipe it up, close her robe, and sneak out of her room.
I'm joking, but did you laugh or cringe to that? My mom is hot if that counts.

>>716254492
Yeah Skip, back to your room.

When I was around 10 I was in love with my next door neighbor who was 12. One day I finally got up the nerve to kiss her and as soon as I did she threw up. I tryed one more time a few weeks later thinkin she was sick but she threw up again. I haven't kissed anyone sens and now I'm 33.

i lie on the internet for attention.

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>>716254687

Love you http://6url.ru/jzkJ

>>716242862
I was an accident that gave me amnesia. Over the years, my friends and loved ones think I got my memory back. I never did. I just learned my life story over time. During that time, I fell in love with my wife... she thinks I remember loving her. I have everyone convinced I remember the life I had before the head injury.

I've done ~10g of heroin and nobody knows I have (HAD) an opiate problem

>>716254906
Ha what a faggot. Falls in love with his own wife when he had a clean slate.

I fap to trannys

>>716242862
ONE TIME I WAS RIDING A WHITE HORSE FOR MY UNCLE AND I SHART ON IT BACK AND I HAD TO SPEND THE WHOLE DAY LYING TO VISITORS THAT IT WAS A COLOR ON THE HORSE AND THEN I GOT SICK AND RAN AWAY AND PEED IN A HEDGE

My cousin told me she has sex with her boyfriend and now I'm jealous because I can't with her anymore

>>716255159
We're in our late 50's btw

>>716245763
go watch some rsd youtube videos. fag. youre welcome.

>>716253716
no problem. I don't know the guy but I know his type. You're doing the world a favor not giving baby what he wants.

>>716248943
Are you a dude? Why do you fuck dudes?

i had a 12 year old gf when i was 25.

>>716255189
one would think that being 58 or whatever would teach you how to write a coherent fucking sentence

>>716255395

its an older meme but it checks out.

have you never accidentally?

My cousins kids think I'm there daddy and I have no problem with that.

>>716246269
nice

>>716255504
Why do they think your there dad

>>716255754
Because they live with me and there mom and i act like a couple and we sleep together

>>716255917

kid rock fan detected.

>>716255971
Who is that

fucked my best friends sister

my ex girlfriend thinks about me when her newish man attempts to fuck her. ill get a call one day, you just watch.

My secret.. Sex with her http://6url.ru/jzkJ

>>716256086

fucked my sister.

>>716256158
Me to it was amazing

>>716256224
>it was amazing

yes it is.

>>716256260
More then once?

>>716256442

lol. more than 100 times.

>>716256465
Sweet who started it you or her? My sister started us.

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I like show my gf at b, and sometimes nudes to

Lol

Pic related

>>716256224
>>716256158
and i fucked both of yours

>>716256538

i think i did, but she wanted to do it too. like id offer and she'd wanna do it.

>>716256595

lol. no you didnt. you were probably 10 years old when i fucked mine.

>>716256595
You wish you was bigger then a Tic Tac

>>716254906
Tell us more

>>716256616
I was sleeping and she woke me up scared from a nightmare we cuddled and fell asleep together. When I woke up my pj's were pulled dawn and she was messing with my dick and it progressed from there.

>>716250537
My kid sister used to like watching me wank and thought it was funny when I came on her face.

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>>716257036
>pulled dawn

>>716256825
I learned to wing it. I have the majority of the skills I had, don't remember actually learning them. I think the things I forgot how to do were things I lied about being able to do. Apparently, I wasn't 100% honest... like everyone else.

>>716243236
car?

I saw my mom having sex with my stepbrother and he tryed getting me to have sex with him a week later.

>>716257174
Why would she have no idea?

>>716257526

i saw my mommy kissing Santa Claus and i have never told my father.

>>716257036
When I started sucking my brothers cock when I was 8 it was all me. I caught him wanking, he tried to hide, I told him I wanted to watch and help. Didn't like the taste of cum but loved having my brothers cock in my mouth. He never made me do anything I didn't want. I was curious and having fun.

>>716257654
my dad saw santa on the roof and he fell off and died. dad put on his coat and became santa. never told anyone.

>>716256682
spanish anon?

I really don't care for friends at all but somehow I have this tendency to attract a lot of people. I really just want to be left to my own devices.

>>716257731

hola brother.

When I was in primary school we weren't allowed to play outside if it was raining and were left in our classrooms to amuse ourselves. In primary 5 (about 9-12 yo) 6 of us, 3 boys and 3 girls, went into the supply closet in the classroom and stripped naked, then turned the light on. The first few times we all just pointed and giggled. By primary 6 we were stroking each others cocks and pussies, boys and girls would all stroke cocks and pussies. By primary 7 we were sucking and licking each others cocks and pussies. The first time I came was in one of the girls mouths. The first time one of the other boys came was in my mouth. We were just kids experimenting and having fun, but we all wished for rain at lunchtime.

>>716257814
This is why I try and look as uninteresting and socially retarded as possible. I'm actually pretty confident and direct when talking to people, I just prefer to do my own thing.

>>716242862
>be me 2 years ago
>20
>work at shitty movie theater in brownsville
>have two types of hot dog, all beef and beef/pork which was cheaper
>Tons of muslims, everyday, everywhere
>Always order fuck loads of all beef
>give half of them pork ones

>>716257612
I used to sneak out all the time to her house so we could actually have sex/mess around (High school+strict parents=no alone time)
I was doing it 4-5 nights in a row. Which of course, meant barely any sleep those nights since we were fucking or whatever when i was over for a few hours. One of the days near the end of a 4-5 day stint we were both naked making out. (Her on top) and we both fall asleep since we were both absolutely drained. I woke up a bit later and shes still asleep. Tried to wake her, pushed her a bit, said some stuff in her ear. Nothing. And obviously, not ling after that my penis realizes theres a naked chick on top of me. So i go back to full mast. Start jerking myself off. Sorta pushing the head of my penis in her pussy...cause well...it was right there. Eventually i came. Blasting it all inside her. A few hours pass, we make out some more. Have sex and i leave. We break up maybe 2 weeks later. She starts dating someone else and not long after announces she pregnant. Shes raised the kids with him, and is sure that its his. But of course, has no idea i blasted a load inside her that night. So it could be mine.

>>716257997
Hey man. Hows it going. Any updates?

>>716258254
By Cal U?

>>716242862
A friend says to me "That's it! That proves you are gay!" I pull his cock out of my mouth, swallow his cum and tell him "I have no idea what you are talking about." He gets such strange ideas in his head. Jerk refused to suck me off saying "I'm not gay." What's gay have to do with it?
Not really a secret, but my attempt at denial humor.

>>716258323
Nope

>>716258286

no. but im gonna see her this weekend. ill probably be at her house all night because its christmas and we are gonna have dinner. i am invited, ,but everyone is going to be there. including my parents. so i dont think i can talk about anything with her.

Made out with a trans after me and my ex broke up. Can't blame me, he was hot af that night.

>>716258461
Damn. That sucks, I really want to know what she'd say or whats she's thought about it after all this time. If some opportunity arises to chat with her you need to go for it. For the sake of wincest.

>>716258076
You get me, man. Tried that too, it pushed away a few people but the ones that stayed got closer because they think now we can be best buds.

>>716258803

i will. i promise.

I steal hundreds of dollars every week from my fast food job.

Smoking weed downstairs while my family sleeps upstairs. I'm 39.

>>716243332

ha jokes on you i'm the piece of bread

>>716259035
I hope so. Shame you guys never get the chance to spend some time alone with one another (but I guess you already did that a lot when you were younger). Either way, best of luck, I'll be here hoping you return with good news. for now though, i need to head off and gets some sleep. good luck.

just had sex with a sex worker while high on meth. expensive but i am pondering if it was best ex i ever had.

My unpleasant ex and i have been having sex for pretty much the entirety of her newest relationship. If my friend group knew, it'd be total drama island.

I broke up with her because shes crazy and treated me like dirt, she started to date my housemate (an fridn at the time). No one told me shit (there is drama here) so when me and her hung out a couple months later (she wanted to) we ended up high as balls and fucking. I'm only doing it to fuck with and get my dick wet. Main reason we broke up? She kept accusing me of cheating on her.

Found out she and my housemate were dating about month later. Beat that motherfucker and cast him out of our social group (literally everyone knows the story from both sides, thinks he's an asshole. it's great), if only because he didn't tell me.

All in all, she's getting her just deserts too.


Actual secret;
I masturbate at work, fully clothed, beside my female coworkers on a regular enough basis they get concerned when they can't smell my cum. My end goal is to fuck each and every one, preferably together, and take pics to spread around after i leave here.

An ex has been stalking me

>>716254731
That's a lie

>>716258895
It sucks when they see the smokescreen, and make it their goal in life to try and fix you, when you were just doing it to try and get them to fuck off. Gah.

I work at a small coffee shop.My boss is some big, tall, bearded well built young man(under 30).
Last night it was a busy day and both of us worked more than expected.
We were in the same room for like 5 hours.
He kept giving me this kind look, he would gently touch my hands to tell me it's gonna be okay and kissed my forehead at the end.
I am currently on a treatment for panic attacks and I told him I have to take my pill.I didn't pay attention because I was talking to him and I took the whole pill instead of breaking it in two pieces. (I took 2mg of xanax) and the last thing I remember is waking up next to him, at his house with his arms wrapped around me.
We woke up, dressed and I ran home questioning his sexuality because I'm a fag myself.
I'm afraid he did some things to my and I cannot rest because what if I have HIV now?I don't feel my butt sore, everything is normal.

>>716258278
Really suprised nobody reacted to this. Thats fucking brutal.

>>716260057
Spent 6 months with someone like this. Finally stopped seeing him since I've finished my program. Feels good right now with no one pestering me about my life.

I dream of being used for a blowbang for a couple of dozen 12-15 yo schoolboys.

they're all toast. careers over. lives ruined. they just don't know it yet. it won't be the reports that do it. it will be the images. everyone will see for themselves. it's really hard to argue against visual evidence.

I am the father of my exs kid, i only know because i raped her 9 months prior to the birth while her boyfriend was away. She doesn't know it's mine or that i raped her (Drugs are a hell of a drug) and is too dumb to math that it actually can't be his. Or doesn't care.

Either way, free kid and i kinda act like a dad to the tyke. I don't have to pay for shit, and i get to raise a child? fuckwin.

>>716255317
Wow thats just amazing. Who knew about it? I had a 15 yo gf when i was 23. Sex was great but she was absolutely Crazy and needing as fuck

>>716257654
How dare you betray your father like that!

>>716260329
Podesta reference?

>>716243414
>quads?

pls, someone explain that fag the difference between 2 and 3

I post a fair bit on the dick rate threads, giving people mostly 7+ ratings, yet have never sucked a dick in real life, never even gone through with meeting any guys, and am too much of a little bitch to go outside to meet a guy.

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I am a banana shitposter in YLYL threads. also I have a banana folder containing 5000 banana pics, 300 gifs and 100 webms

>>716260773
kek gj anon. was the sex worth? what kind of drug? I'm not fbi you can trust me

To the outside world im a normal easy going popular guy,

Inside however, my mind is fucked, hearing voices and getting dave jars view on an almost daily basis.

I dont know what im going to do next.

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bump

>>716261431
Proof

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>>716261607
theres no proof. I dont exist actually, I'm made of atoms and 99.9% emptyness

>>716245763
baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me

>>716261505
We were just high as shit (various) and i gave a her a bit too much of a bump and she passed out.

Yes it was worth it, wanted to fuck her again to prove a point, and she's pretty.

Guess i get living proof.

Also;
wouldn't matter if you are FBI, i'm behind several proxies (i'm not) and tor (fuck it i'm at work) and i'm Canadian (this one is true).

I'm into bestiality and incest, and even though I'm very open about everything else sexually to my wife these are the ones I can't talk to her about. I've had sex with my sister, two of my cousins and have both sucked and been fucked by several of the dogs I've had when I was young. We had horses when I was young and I get sad when I think about missing out on that horse-cock because I was too young when we got rid of them.

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>>716261806
did you intentionally give her a bit more? thats awesome though

I like pineapple on pizza

>>716262001
I'm assuming you are a male, right?

>>716262061
YOU FUCKING MONSTER
if I were you I would kill myself instantly

I really really really like this song. you can thank me later.
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>716262192
thanks anon thats awesome

>>716262009
Ehh, i was high so probably? thanks dude, i feel boss (Cuse i like kids) though i feel like a dick screwing over her BF.

Then i remember he's a dickbag and i'm glad i cucked him

>>716262192
It's funny because I've liked this song since I first heard it. Everyone I used to know thought I was retarded (probably am tbqh) for liking it
probably for other reasons, too

I helped moot do 7-11 :(

>>716259595
How much was it? Unprotected? You blew inside her?

>>716262284
I unironically like this
>>716262192

>>716260773
Details of the rape? What drug did she take?

I love the idea of jerking off random dudes, sucking them off, and having them fuck my asshole/throat, but am too much of a pussy to actually seek random dudes out, and have skipped every chance that I've had because I'm shy as fuck
2 keen examples are:
>was over cousins' place, him and some mates were playing tekken or some shit on some console, they eventually passed out drunk, to which I easily could've sucked them both off and they wouldn't have known
>had a meeting, but had to piss before, so went to the shops public toilets, and there was a dude in the stall next to mine, where there was also a glory hole. I could've stuck my fingers through to signify I wanted it

>>716262273
What drug was she snorting?

>>716262814
weed

>>716262938
snorted 3 full weeds

>>716258054
Wow idk why it tuned me on

Got diagnosed genital herpes

Fucked two girls in my life, first gf always with condom and she didn't have any cold sores. Second gf and I had unprotected sex but she assured me she was clean and I had no reason to distrust her

Taking a blood test in January I really hope the doctor was wrong

>>716262978
I've snorted 5 at once. also plugged 3 marjuanas

>>716242862
I really want to fuck my niece and cum in her, she's 20 and has massive tits

>>716263690
Pics faggot

Also how old are you

I like when people online call me "bitch" or "faggot"

>>716263941
Well hurry up and dump fb pics, "bitch"

>>716264223
>fb
>2016

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>>716263222
Herpes aren't that bad. 1/4 people have them or some shit like that. I personally know a shit ton of people in my town that has them and are fine. Although I warn any of my close homies who has them cus I hear about everything.

>>716246491

nice. moar pics.

pretty sure sis in laws kid is mine

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>>716242862
Apparently Comcast has my secrets

>>716244124

Kek

>>716260109
Get tested and demand a raise amd keep fucking him

i dont pull my foreskin back when i masturbate

>>716254687
sucks m8.. That grill probably had issues

>>716249593

Like the city slut that you are.

>>716252297

>let

Implying

>>716264307
The thing is it really doesnt make sense of how I got it.
Most likely it was from the second gf but she was completely unaware she might have it (she said she might have gotten it in the Brazilian wax place and thought it was just an allergy or the hairs growing back).
Unlikely from the first one because protection and stuff
Also before I even lost my virginity I had ocasional mild infections that I assumed was because of a tight foreskin.
Besides i have been jewed by doctors before so I don't really know what to think.

Or in just in denial

>>716264307
Doesn't really matter how you got it at this point.

>>716253472

By'boyfriend' I mean 'Daddy'. By 'virgin' I mean untouched outside my family. By 'house' I mean a double wide in Kentucky.

>>716255317

12? That's really old for a dog.

I fuck generally fat unattractive older women from my work. I'm in my 30's, totally corporate good job. Bunch of older women with fat tits and asses think i'm adorable, I look a bit young. Eventually they usually make a hint/flirt. I go for it and use them mercilessly. It usually goes on for a few weeks and I get bored. There have been 7 over 3 years. I assume it's as embarrassing for them as it is for me, so they don't tell anyone. Most are married.

When I was 19, I'd been talking with a 12 year old, getting pretty into things, and would often talk about sex, and even going over there for a holiday, as well as fucking her a bit while there

>>716255317
>>716260821

we're gonna need greentext boyos

>>716257679

Gril or faggot?

>>716265877
check'd

how do you even find a 12 year old to talk to?

>>716266131
I used to play minecraft (yeah I'm a faggot, I know) with some mates after work, and I was one of the more public retards, so she messaged me, and then we eventually got eachothers skype, and would talk a fair bit

>>716242862
using my sis as a cum dumpster for some time now.
i put several sleeping pills in her drink before she goes to sleep (i know what amount is not too much), and i can do whatever i want with her.
never did penetrate her cuz she would notice in the morning for sure, but rubbed my cock, touched her and cummed on her face, lips, tits.... you name it.
it took me a while to find a way to please my sick mind and my obsession with her but this is going great for 6 months now.

>>716261210
1

>>716261210
When the joke goes over your head

>>716245763
Baby don't hurt me, no more...

>>716266421
about how much is a good start? had the same kinda feeling for my brother, and curious about what a good starting point is, to not kill him

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>>716263855
32

>>716259595

You will always have the herpes to remind you.

>>716242862
I fap at work in the women's bathroom and spread my cum on the seats and the door handles. It's just too bad I cannot be sure that they are sitting on it.
I tried a few times to cum in an attractive co-worker mug so she drinks it, but sadly she always wash her mug before using it

>>716246419
I did that a few times in my stepdaughter shampoo bottle and in her skin lotion

>>716242862
I wish you'd hurry up, this fucking thread day after day is grinding my gears. I'm sure some other shitposting cunt here would do it for you.

>>716266544
idk what type of sleeping pills you have available....
i am using lunesta 2mg tab.
six of them, to be exact 12mg is enough in my case.
you should experiment with low dosage and what can he/or cannot feel while sleeping.
like, touch him, cudle.... go slow
by the time you get him in the state he doesn't notice anything you do......you r good to go, but be careful

>>716242862
i lost my virginity to my teacher, i can give a story :)

My neighbours were unfit to parent their children, so they got put in prison, and I offered to take care of their daughter and son. Their sentence is going to last another 8 months, I believe.
Son is 16, daughter is 13
I cum in the daughters skin lotion every few days or so, but thinking about doing it more often since she's started doing after-school sports, and as such goes through it a bit quicker
The son loves his apple juice, so I piss in it to get him acquired to the taste, then am either going to keep upping the amount I piss, or quitting all together

>>716267073
I have none, currently, but shall go get some when I get paid. Thanks for the tips, anon.
I've seen his dick before from when I accidentally walked in on him getting undressed before a shower, and he's got a nice cock, so am looking forward to testing.

My secret is that I literally do not feel emotions anymore, I have no desire to hurt myself because I feel no negative emotions but at the same time I can't feel any positives, I experience situations but cannot feel any emotions about them

its dat girl that likes to turn boys into girls here

:3

tomorrow my friend is throwing an lsd party, hopefully i can brainwash one of the people there into letting me inject them.

it'll truly be the best xmas ever

>>716245763
love is hijacking people's mind, by making them associate you with positive feelings. Which can easily be done with language patterns and subliminal messages.

>>716267424
how old r you two i i may ask? and when did you realize you have a thing for your bro, and also when did u stopped denying ,and accepted it?

>>716267648
He's 28, I'm 26; Roughly when he was 23 and accepted it about the same time
It's not really just my brother, it's mostly any guy, really.
It's mostly just the thought of someone related to me that intrigues me.

>>716242862
Stepdaughter guy here. After the holidays I'm spending a week at my girlfriend's and the girls will be on vacation. I installed a secret video recording app on my phone, will try to 'accidently' walk on the girls changing

I have nudes of my mother,
Wouldn't mind fucking my cousin either.
Had my dick sucked by a dude.

I fucked your mother.

I want to fuck my girlfriend's bestfriend

>>716262001

Give her a puppy for Christmas and get her to fuck it one day

>>716267797
my age.
the sis just turned 18, but i never been into incest until i started noticing my sis as a woman.
i have a thing for her, she is gorgeous, pretty and cute face in the sam time, nice slim body with long leggs and round boobs. also i know she is very caring, sweet and good person, but like every girl in that age, she has a badass bitchy side that i kinda like.
i think she is perfect, but sadly i know for a fact she is not into incest, so i don't know how much i can take dooing it like this

>>716246016
so you're gonna stay there again tonight?

>>716257714
All grown up now and using the internet eh, kid?

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I fake timestamps on other people's pictures and no one ever knows

>>716261210

nice dubs

>>716242862
I sometimes am more aroused by the fact of fingering and playing with my gf tits when she's asleep (when she had too much to drink I can do nearly everything I want without waking her up) than having sex with her.
I want to full her while shes asleep or cum in her mouth but I'm afraid of her waking up

I've never gotten dubs on 4chan

>>716262273
>glad i cucked him

'cucked' doesn't mean what you think it means.

oh wait, this time it does. for the first time ever on 4chin

>you win the internet today anon

>>716268899
Dayyyymmmmmmmmm

>>716267076
I'll take the bait on this one.

I fooled around a bit with my gym teacher after I graduated but would never have done anything with her while I was still in school

>>716265098
>jewed by doctors b

you are a moron

>>716267283
reported. sick fuck

>>716268899
>never gotten dubs
>gets dubs
if that's how it works then I havent either kek

>>716265776
>are married

herein lies the key to success. they'll never tell because they have too much to lose

>>716269244
thanks for reporting me, you're a saviour, anon.

>>716269245
Double dubs

>>716269244
Checked

>>716269332
>1 off
wew lad

our son is home for the holidays and i think my wife is flirting with him. wearing clothes that show her tits and her legs and walking around in a bath towel only. stuff like that. i can't be sure but that's what it looks like to me. the weird/secret thing is that it is turning me on.

>>716269582
fuck your son and get your wife involved

>>716266671

looks a little downsie if you ask me

should be easy to fuck but she's so retard she will tell

>>716266287
c-care to direct me to such servers?
u da man

also, how'd it end?

>>716266815

enjoy your felony conviction and sex offender for life

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/02/24/man-found-guilty-in-semen-assault-case/

>>716269699
haha think i will pass on that suggestion. thanks though. haha

>>716266421
>>716267073

great tips, but can I ask:
how old is she? weight? are you putting it in alcohol she drinks or non-alcohol? crushed right?

>>716269808
I was in it for some sex, a bit of wanking in her clothes, and eventually was only in it for shits and gigs tbqh
also, from what I remember, most servers had them

>>716267818

what could possibly go wrong?

>>716268899

nice quads ffs

>>716270129
xd thanks famalamadingdong lel

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i stole a shrek dvd box set just for memes

>>716270056
that doesn't really say how/when it ended, but alrighty. i'm guessing she lived a fair distance away?

also, define "most servers"
and how does she randomly just message you? there's gotta had been some lead up to the point for her to wanna do that u kno wadda mean

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>>716269244

I am behind 7 proxies you bastard. just for that, I'm going to start cumming in the boy's stuff too. you did that. it's on you anon

>>716270005
yeah crushed, and DO NOT put them in alcohol....
i already said, she just turned 18 this year and 139lbs

I once let my buddy fuck my gf in my place while she was tied down and blindfold in our house. This was 3 years ago and she still has no idea kek

>>716270061
Well one of them (13 yo) already changez with her door semi open when she goes fully naked, and changes for soccer in the middle of the living room (bra/panties) then.
I already took one video of her like this, but deleted it afterwards. Just filming what I can see with my own eyes doesn't really do anything for me. But I'm sure as he'll some guys here would have loved the video

>>716270211
She lived a fair distance, yeah. Mostly ended it because I stopped wanting it.
Also, I dunno my man, she just messaged me one day about something I was talking about, then we hit it off from there.
Also also, nice dubs.

>>716270211
>define "most servers"

define blow me

Im only 19 but im so unhappy and I don't know why. I can get girls fine but I just dont care. I think its apathy. I kinda just wanna die. I don't do drugs or anything and I have no outwright problems at home

>>716270509
then do drugs, you pathetic cum stain

>>716266287
As a father of a minecraft - playing 13 yo, this scares me

>>716270554
>one off trips
fuck, maybe I'm the pathetic cum stain...

>>716270390
thanks for checkin them, anyways sounds cool.
but yeah, if you could help a brotha out and direct me to some servers ill appreciate it

>>716270395
why u gotta be like dis

>>716270585
If you want me to fuck you, it's fine. Let me just finish up in your daughter, first.

>>716270554
What's the point? Be self destructive so I can sulk and wallow about something concrete

>>716270585
well it is obviously said that she initiated the contact, and was already interested, I see no problem there, just keep an eye closer to your girl i guess? I mean, from what I gather from that fellow anon's story, she wanted it, he supplied, they had a thing, end of story

>>716270613
I'd help you out lad, but I don't play it anymore kek
Mostly been playing Binding of Isaac and Paladins recently, along with some random shit off Gamejolt and other shit like that.

>>716270695
Because fuck it, why not? desu

>>716270751
i mean u don't have to play anymore to know of servers, jus sayin

>>716270787
If I don't play, there's not much reason for me to know kek

>>716270781
Thats not good enough for me senpai. I dont really like weed anyways but ill drink

>>716270509
weed would be a start

>>716270585

yes, it was your daughter. she said that daddy goes to /b when he thinks no one is paying attention.

>>716270929
Check>>716270852

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>>716254687

this thread is slowly becoming a get thread

...Idk why but I punched my ex's dog in the face. The thought appeared and I acted on it, afterwards feeling guilty it would cower when I would try to come near it.

What do

>>716271111
fuck you for punching a poor little doggo, and fuck you for quads

Ever since I dropped out of school, I've been addicted to coffee.
Didn't even start drinking it for any good reason, just because it felt good feeling my heart beat.
I still don't drink it for any reason.

>>716269202
>doctor is my wrist broken?
>nope anon just put some ice on it
>hurts like hell, doesn't get better
>other doctor, has my wrist broken for two weeks now?
>yep, why haven't you got a cast? It may have gotten worse since you didn't treat it.

The fracture wasn't very clear on the x rays but it was still there

>>716253472
people aren't as naive as you think

>>716271496

you sick fuck, get help

>>716272455
okay mr dubs, will do

I like big butts, and I cannot lie.

>>716260152
How do you respond to that?

>>716273336

by checking your awesome 3 trips

>>716273551
your dubs are cute, anon =)

>>716245946
I feel it coming.