It's that time /b/ Post your Age: Occupation: Why you hate

Was a chef.
Worked with philipinos who couldent do their job or wash their hands
Customers got food poisoning and i got the blame.
Now im the new wolf of wallstreet cause i got the sack.
Life is good

Quit drinking 7 years ago.
Took up bot instead (now i can read algorithms like a fucking robot)
Thank you god :D

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>>716236999
i think he meant "took up pot"

>>716236999
Nice trips.

Yeah being a chef sucks ass. We have a dine-in and a carryout function, unfortunately all the dumb mexicans that work the kitchen can't pick up a phone

>>716236837

>23
>I own a skateboard company (rather new)
>I get 50 messages a day asking for free shit
>you can make any brand on instagram popular if you have a theme and instagress

>vitamin water
>bong water

>>716236837
Yo homie, that my briefcase?

Age: 23
Occupation: Programmer
What I hate: crunch time (working 12+ hours a day)

25
Hourly supervisor at walmart

Have to deal with idiots all day, be it customers or employees. It's become so PC that you can't even say "Shut up, i don't care. Get back to work."

Work hard in front of the managers & supervisors, dick off the rest of the time.

Bud Light Platinum

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>>716237250
One Day lets Talk
Wolf here. wanna make me a classic "fuckoff im trying to work" out of this ?

4chan keeps me busy between the 15 minute periods when i place buys/sells and i get distracted by shit threads alot.

Thanks in advance.

faggot :D

I feel like adding a work secret.

I work for pizza hut and you can honestly call a day later as long as you remember the person's name who took your order, complain and claim it was late/incorrect, we'll give you a credit for usually more than the food. I honestly wish the company would burn

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>>716237181
if you got spare cash you dont need call out for Wolf anytime ill try find some trends u can invest in

>>716237626
Would you say the employees are worse? Or the Customers? For me when I was managing retail, it was often the employees. I ended up getting canned because id end up firing every new hire for something dumb be it stealing or otherwise

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>>716237632

need a job? you sound perfect

29
CNC Machinist
What I hate: Not much really, maybe the hours I make myself work? Even then it's for amazing money.
Work secret: Let your work speak for yourself, try not to spend too much on advertising. A business card and website makes sense, and of course maybe a facebook or instagram account with a theme (as stated above) to it. I like to use a lot of free resources, but the main way I get work is word of mouth.

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>>716237898
nah Im all good. I work in the shadows now.

I had the passion for working beaten out of me 12 years straight

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if anyone wants to bring down the Hotcopper.au site fucking please.

Nothing but grubby fucking indian/asian cunts who convince people to make wrong decisions in stocks.

>>716236837

Age: 53

Occupation: biotech sales

Why you hate your occupation: love it. made a million bucks in the last 4 years (not that much when you think about it), love working with the customers, love working with our scientists

Any work secrets that can help other anons going to your place of business?: get an education in science and business, up your emotional IQ

**BONUS QUESTION**
What're you currently drinking tonight? Cheap vodka and 7

>>716237928


CNC machinist definitely would benefit from word of mouth the most. that's not one of those things you stumbleupon on the internets unless you're searching for it

>>716238071

damn, I don't know what that means but I hope workin in the shadows works out for ya. you got your spot here if you ever need it

37
Touring professional musician
Don't hate anything about it, but it can be exhausting
If you know you have something good (based on others response, not your ego) then keep at it and make necessary connections with similar bands and venues.
No drinking tonight cuz i drink 4 nights a week at bars and venues.

>>716238628
Im 1 of the 2 most anonymous people in my capital gains free country.
No facebook, no subscriptions linked to my house.
No one but my bank and people i trust have my number to my burner phone.
And people in my city dont know who i am.
^^^
in the shadows

>>716238628
Machinist here. You're right if it's like freelance work. If you own a business that makes a product, advertise like any other business would.

i fear dolphins

>>716238690
>internet explorer

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receptionist
i dont i fucking love it
i dick off on 4chan and love it, i am a nice guy
jack n coke

i fucking love my neet life and fuck capitalizaing letters because i am drunk and fuckyou

29

Police Officer

Having to deal with the same people over and over about stupid shit

If you're going to run, at least ditch your drugs/gun/etc when I can't see you do it.

Not drinking yet, just got home.

>>716238617
which company? I work in the RnD department at a biotech firm.Wanna hook it up?

>>716239069
Thanks for the tip, though I'm not a runner. I never have more than a misdemeanor on me and can afford the trouble. But what do you think of a trap door in the car? Too obvious if it's a small coke baggie? Not talking ounces or anything big.

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>>716238260

In other words. Thanks to all the people who registered 50 accounts each to help convince newbie investors lose their money to us brokers.

Thanks for making us all rich while the hard workers cry and have a miserable christmas.

see you all next year

Age: 23
Occupation: Freelance writer. I'll be taking university courses again in either May or September. I used to work as a logistics manager but quit my job after having a break-up and flew across the world.
Why you hate your occupation: I actually like writing. Unfortunately, I don't get assignments as regularly as I'd like. I'm trying to branch out and expand my network.

Drinking: Five O' Clock Shadow. It's a shitty $2 vodka. My mouth has burst with canker sores since I started buying it several weeks back.

>>716239001
You have a job = not a neet faggot

>>716236837
27
EMT
Hate: Occasional shithead co-workers, being held over from bullshit calls.
Secrets: We're not cops, I want to know what drugs you took so I can try to help you, not narc on you, trust me, I've seen worse.

Was Jack and Coke earlier, now just chugging water.

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I'm 25, develope software independently and live off add revenue, passive income makes it hard to budget. I'm kinda poor for my career field,

>>716239332
I've seen some good trap doors, and some bad ones, really depends. I'm not really big on car searches for small amounts of drugs, as long as you arent under the influence while driving or have stuff in plain view I don't really care usually.

>>716236837

Age: 24

Occupation: Founder of a Web Company

Why you hate your occupation: Time-suck clients.

Work secrets: I steal designs from other designers all the time. Chances are, your website is a rip off or a slight rip off of another website that's out there. It's tough makin' $200 a month websites so I sure as shit can't have a designer making all of them.

>>716238789

my band is signed to topshelf. what band are you in? prawn? faggot

29
Braodcast Engineer
Pay is decent but the announcers treat me like shit because they're so popular. Christ, high school never ended if you work in the media. It's just a pissing contest for ratings. "Being thoughtful and donating back to community??" Bullshit. Announcers got caught drinking and driving and now they have to look like saints in front of the community so they look like angels.
Secret? There's no such thing as caller number 9. Just call in and sound excited. Boom, you won.

>>716237491
Ahhhhh, this guy! He knows movie references

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>>716239770
I'm in a mid tier jamband that tours nationally and once internationally. Just signed to a new agent/company but labels aren't worth it in this genre.

19
Nightfill worker
Fucking menial work and I have to fix whatever the day staff have done to fuck up the stock.
Get newer stuff from the back of the shelf
Not drinking tonight, working instead.

>>716239090

what's your location?

>>716240084

mbn

http://rabotagovno.net/main/view/all/7226

>31
>verizon
>not bad. Just meeting quota can be tough but pay is excellent
>heineken

>>716240746
do u work at a mall kiosk?

bump threadd

>>716241152
Nah. At a corporate retail location.

>>716239090
>>716240155

probably not my territory

>>716239884

big market?

>>716240737
break out the carl gustav

>19
>cellphone repair technician
>fixing stuff is ok, dealing with customers is not. People beat the shit out of their stuff then act surprised when it costs 150$ to fix a 650$ phone.
>be nice to me at the front and I'll be nice to you. Also tempered glass has a ridiculous markup, we get them for like 3 bucks a pop and sell them for 34.99
>a fuckton of coffee

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>>716236837

Age: 18

Occupation: fluffer

Why you hate your occupation: all that blowing and no reward

Any work secrets that can help other anons going to your place of business?: be ready to blow any time anywhere no questions asked

**BONUS QUESTION**
What're you currently drinking tonight? mouthwash

>>716242381
nah just throw rocks at it, it will explode soon enough

>>716237928
need a welder?

>>716239640
$200 a month websites? wat

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>>716236837
22
Reception at an animal ER & crematory tech at said ER.
People are goddamn fucking morons and I hate every single one of you.
Bring money, because if you don't we won't treat your fucking pet.

>>716242441
Yea dude Ive been in the cell phone game for under a year and I can't believe the amount of retards that come in.

>>716243079
you really just throw the dead animals in the river and charge for the "cremation," right?

18
production welder
why i hate : regardless of your actual knowledge in this field, you will get no where without experience
tips: being friendly with everyone you meet takes you very far, take classes in all types of welding/cutting/maintenance. gettig hired wont be hard.
drinking coke

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>>716243079

'works' with dead animals. fucking hates people

>found the serial killer

>>716242962

Yeah, we design and launch websites in under 2 days. Super agile shit we have going on. On top of that, we also include a ton of marketing tools. Our customers are pretty happy. We actually just got up to $40k a month gross recurring rev.

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>>716243407
No. We actually cremate them.

>>716243509
My job would be perfect if it weren't for the goddamn morons I deal with every day. I'm working on getting my CANA certification so I can do human cremation and ditch reception work. Human crematory techs make around $60k/yr.

>>716243625
lol I picture your websites as something like a 1995 geocities thing complete with 100 dancing hamsters

>>716243625
You're using the same template for all of them aren't you?

>>716243818

It's more of mix and match puzzle, if you will. We have an unlimited subscription to a stock image host which we use, we take the existing content from their old website and switch it over & finish it off by on-boarding them to "our" software, wordpress.

You'd be surprised how much money people will spend for good customer service and a pretty, image-heavy website.

>>716243219
Yeah I have been doing it for over two years now and it's really gotten to me. You can't react to it either, I had a lady bring in an iPhone 5 once that she had opened with a butter knife so she could get the water out. First pokerface of many I have done at the front desk.

>>716244126
at least she didnt try to dry it in the microwave

>>716243869

Sort of. It allows us to drag and drop pre-existing elements so we can literally ship out a website in a day or two.

Being able to show a customer their website, already done, blows their mind 99% of the time. I love taking customers from "web design agencies" that take 16 weeks. Not that I'm knocking their business model, I used to work for an agency myself.

>>716244246
how long did it take you to get to 40k?

>>716244395

About two years. We usually get a client per week, sometimes two. We cold call the FUCK out of businesses.

>HUURRRRR NO ONE BUYS FROM POEOPLE WHO COLD CALL DURRRRRRRR

You're right, 96% of people won't. It's that 4% that makes my day.

>>716244524
>too lazy to make actually jobs, makes government jobs instead.

>>716244126
I hate hate iPhone users coming in and saying my phone won't charge. There's like so much fucking lint in the charging port. Sometimes we just go dude you need a new phone and they buy it!

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>>716236837
>Age: 29
>Occupation: Banking
>Why you hate your occupation: Dress code, bureaucracy, almost no females
>Any work secrets that can help other anons going to your place of business?: ugh, don't
>**BONUS QUESTION**
>What're you currently drinking tonight? San Pellegrino water

>20
>pharmacy tech

dont hate the job but since it involves retail i have to deal with morons every once in awhile

As for secrets, I guess in general if you want to fill prescriptions on time without problems try calling before doing anything else. The flow and work load in most pharmacies makes it hard to get everything done quickly. We can't multitask very often when filling because our attention needs to be on the current job since mistakes are pretty serious in nature (ie wrong drugs can be given).

>>716236837
Age:39
Occupation: Mechanic
Why I hate: cunts think they know more than I do about it, but still bring their neglected shit to me to fix.
Work secrets: watch youtube for a few hours, and you can save yourself a shitload of money, this shit isnt that hard.
BONUS: Vodka and hawaiian punch.

>>716236837
> 40
> freelance electronics designer
> hate to work on stupid shit that does not improve anything anyhow, just creates another stupid product to consume
> learn to program ffs, be open
> morning coffee, eurofag here

>>716244632
What kind of response do you see from online advertising?

38
Work for fbi.....not an agent (contract)
Get paid rather well to browse free porn and online gambling sites.....so many fucking retards cant spot a scam site or blindly click links that take them to trojan sites.
Secret.....fbi doesn't actually sit and go through 4 chan looking for pedos....they have a computer that matches pedo images they have aquired as all you fuckers share the same shit...once they match the party van will be on its way

>>716236837
23
Convenience store bitch
going nowhere in life and boss bitches at me and i dont get paid enough and the job drains your soul and consumes you life and all your time

Its easy as fuck to do stoned and you can work at most gas stations with no experience, just using a computer screen cash register is what you have to learn and a retard could do it, also have to stock shelves and mop but you meet cool people and get to reccomend good cigarettes and blunts to high people, also you only have about 20 seconds of time with each customer so its easy to not sperg out

When you apply just find a place that says they are hiring and keep going in and talking to the manager until you get the job, there are computer tests they have to weed out the retards before you get hired, if you fail they wont call you so you have to go in and ask to try again. keep at it and you will get hired, i also get paid every week so there is money constantly coming in