Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claim
>>716199441
I was going to delete it
still here
and
why are chocolate covered pretzels so good
>>716199648
Milk or white chocolate?
>>716199547
Yours was made before mine.
>>716199734
haruhi is fucking cute
good taste anon
Are you ready for season 3?
>>716199879
a pretzel stick covered in milk chocolate
>>716200043
Those are pretty good, but I like the white chocolate ones better
>>716199941
But yours was posted in thread before mine. Isn't that how it works
>>716200496
those are pretty good too but im happy with either
>>716200584
There's no set rules.
>>716200496
post lewd
I'm 10 minutes into this VN and already think I may have to take double my dose of antidepressants tonight.
>>716201541
??
>>716201167
get a job faggot
>>716201717
.///.
>>716201570
Which one?
>>716201762
I have one.
>>716201570
What was the name already?
>>716201570
thats not good for you
>>716201919
>>716201952
Narcissu.
>>716201859
???
>>716202035
What, me taking double the dose?
>>716202064
>please breed me
>>716202175
yeah dont do that too often it will probably mess with your kidneys
>>716202037
Thank you Shiro.
>>716202064
okay i came, god bless
>>716202442
.//////////////.
>>716202175
>Not wanting to breed with your waifu
>>716202563
That's not true. Just pointing out what I found attractive in that image.
>>716202285
No thanks needed.
>>716199734
I have some bad news about Kurome.
>>716203960
Ruri IRL
>>716203586
>>716203960
Good evening to you both
>>716204199
:ok_hand::fire:
カラミチーマス
>>716204204
Right now it's midnight here, but likewise.
How's life treating you?
>>716204886
Oh. Well, good morning to you
It's going okay, my brother just came in for the holidays, so things will be a bit more eventful at the very least
>>716204199
What makes you think that I'm not a fat greasy neckbeard?
>>716204204
Ah, same for you.
Been some time, Alice. Been up to much?
thread lacks bellybuttons
>>716205119
Your name isn't Ruri, Ruri is your waifu.
Right?
Boss is angery because I moved shops to the one that needed me more. He thought I just went home without telling anyone, but I asked both my direct boss and the shop manager, and they both gave the okay.
I hate the non communication.
>>716205119
I suppose it goes well enough. MY brother came in today for the holidays, and I'm just playing some video games
Things are well with you?
>>716205359
It normally does
>>716205359
Belly buttons are not a sexual organ.
>>716205006
Family coming together for the holidays, huh? Sounds quite nice.
Have a lot of plans for these festive days?
>>716205600
If a different superior gave you permission, can't you push the blame to them?
>>716205806
posts some
>>716205864
never said they were
>>716205864
you have no imagination or perseverance anon...
>it can be
This is the only place on /b/ that I don't get called a weeb for posting pictures I like.
>>716205962
ehh i dont know
>>716206149
wonder why
>>716206227
Awooo~
>>716206149
Who is that four-eyed semen demon?
>>716206448
Mai Minakami, from Nichijou.
>>716205894
I don't really like the holidays much. Too much stuff I don't really like
As far as plans go, spending Christmas day at home, then the dreaded visit of family on Boxing day. Got any plans?
>>716206369
why
>>716206951
well i only have tomoko
>>716206709
What a whore
>>716206419
>>716207251
She is the purest.
>>716206886
>I don't really like the holidays much.
Seems like a lot of people these days don't. I guess it's just how it is.
>the dreaded visit of family on Boxing day.
Not on good terms with your family?
>Got any plans?
I'll be spending Christmas together with my mother, and I plan to catch up with some old friends that I haven't seen in a while.
>>716207439
King of Autism is the purest form of Mai
weebs
>>716207439
I wonder what Mai's hair would smell like.
>>716207814
>I guess it's just how it is.
I have a few personal reasons for it which caused me to dislike the holiday season in general
>Not on good terms with your family?
There aren't really any bad terms, but I greatly dislike spending time with them, it always boils down to my uncle being an ass, me getting angry and needing to do all the cleaning up after meals because they're all self centered ingrates. The only reason I still go is because I like my grandparents
>spending Christmas with my mother
That's always nice. Best not to be alone they say
>catching up with old friends
I should get around to doing this one of these days
>>716208092
That's a weird thing to say about someone else's waifu, don't you think?
QOTT: who's the famous reindeer of them all?
Dwyane the rock Johnson
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>716208894
I don't think he qualifies as a reindeer.
>>716207103
that works
>>716208587
>I have a few personal reasons for it which caused me to dislike the holiday season in general
Reasons too personal to share?
>>716209160
That cutie qualifies as a reindeer to me
>>716209426
Not really
I think that at holiday times, people act much more fake than usual. Spreading "holiday cheer".
Fake people spreading fake cheer to other fake people seems pointless and stupid to me.
Then there's gift giving, which I can't do because I have no money, no job and live at home. But people get me things, which just reminds me that I contribute nothing and am just a sponge.
And then, there's the required family visit, which I just straight up hate at any time of year
>>716209282
well its just the same pics
>>716209737
bellybutton?
>>716208690
I guess.
>>716205438
>Right?
Indeed, you got that right, anon.
>>716205804
Ah, that's good to hear. Make sure to spend a good amount of time with him if possible.
He's living on his own nowadays, I assume?
>Things are well with you?
Things are going decently, thank you. Just playing KC for now, hoping that I'll be able to sleep during the night.
>>716209990
I thought so, anon.
>>716209919
yeah i mean belly buttons
>>716209627
I think you have your reindeer criteria all messed up.
>>716209990
Yeah, I'm not the most talkative or active person, but I try to do stuff with him while he's down visiting.
And he does live on his own, about 4 hours drive away
>playing KC
I got back into playing this again a week ago or so. Finally finished world 1 ;-;
>>716210320
Possibly, but I'm quite confident that that is a reindeer
>>716210202
good keep it up
>>716208894
Rudolf the pink eyed walrus
my waifu
>>716210516
ehh not really feeling it tonight
>>716210390
Yes that last one was a very cute reindeer.
Gariru claimed
>>716209627
>I think that at holiday times, people act much more fake than usual.
I haven't really noticed that, most of the people I'm familiar with act as "fake" as they usually do during the holidays.
It doesn't really bother me, but I can see why it would bother some.
>But people get me things, which just reminds me that I contribute nothing and am just a sponge.
I don't really like getting things when I don't give anything either.
>And then, there's the required family visit, which I just straight up hate at any time of year
Is there something making the family visit obligatory for you? If I don't feel like meeting family, I simply don't.
>>716210740
you will if you keep up
>>716210966
nah ive kind of been sick since yesterday
>>716211157
try some medicine
>>716211360
i had some i just feel kind of bad thats all
>>716211899
go to bed and rest
>>716210926
Well, as I said. I do live with my parents, so when they go to visit my family(It's out of town), I am required to go with them. I could probably fight my way out of it, but I want to see my grandparents for what little time there is left.
Once that's no longer a barrier, I'll never be going back though
>>716212358
Fair enough. I'm sure your grandparents appreciate it.
>>716212234
im not tired so i wont do that
>>716213059
not sick at all then
>>716213221
tired and feeling weak are two different things
>>716213403
weak and playing games
lies
do you still like star wars ?
Post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg
I claim dekamori
>>716205894
>late reply, very mucho cleaning
Once he understood that I was given the okay and immediately came to the other workplace he was fine.
>>716208894
Id have to say a different reindeer.
>>716213782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKMeUwqez-I
>>716213664
well my friend bought this to play with me id feel rather bad if i didnt. Of course im still a nerd for it
>>716213782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA
>>716214109
No picture no claim
>>716213782
https://youtu.be/hWaaKuCwYBc
>>716213782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1RHMSJKnU0
>>716214163
That's good, then.
Never have kids.
>>716214434
how many? :o
>>716214434
Your guitar is still broken.
THESE AREN'T RIDDLES, THEY'RE SHIT JOKES
>>716214434
why?
>>716214201
>>716214427
This works.
>>716214226
>>716214408
This doesn't.
>>716214434
>>716214434
I must continue my bloodline
>>716214960
gaylol
>>716214584
Two.
>>716214774
It's in even worse shape than yesterday.
>>716214791
Basically because they take away all of your freedom.
>>716214855
I deserve much worse.
>>716214960
Well make sure you're ready to sacrifice a lot.
>>716214226
good then
>>716215165
so you're single with kids? :o
>>716214945
fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKbq9Xra9OY
>>716215231
nah just babysitting.
>>716214945
>>716214434
>>716215341
oh ok
well I want to have 2 kids, boy and girl with my wife or husband
I'm sure kids are more enjoyable when their yours :o
>>716215357
ifunny
>>716215457
Fuck off, Randy.
>>716215435
>>716215165
well i imagine they are a lot of work yeah
>>716215185
yeah new movie wasnt too bad
>>716215551
good one
>>716215561
what game do you want the most?
>>716215457
They're great kids, the best you can ask for, but they keep breaking all my stuff.
>>716215551
AT LEAST FINISH THE EPISODE
>>716215561
The older one wants to constantly sit on my lap and play with me. And I just want to go on 4chan.
>>716215620
Kill me, Haruhi.
>>716215288
I'm about to head off and read it.
Is the Dub any good or should I just read it?
>>716215457
>>716215457
> with my wife or husband