ITT: movie characters that are literally you.
I'm literally the Joker
>Crazy
>Manipulative
>You don't want to fuck with him
>People fear him
>Still charming
>Has a sexy girlfriend whom he respects
>>716197263
yeah you are the joker such a bad guy
You are underage, OP. Very, very underage.
>>716197263
Lies. All lies and imagination. Go fap to some furries and call it night.
>>716197263
You are, you are so edgy OP
>>716197263
>Kills hookers
>Gets dubs
Literally me.
This is literally me
>>716198033
Wooooooohhhhh
>>716197263
The Joker does not respect Harley. If you knew the Joker on an even fundamental level, you'd know this.
>>716197263
He was the worst Joker i've seen in my lifetime.
Making you the worst fucking pansy id see in my lifetime.
Seriously. If you identify with this faggot one whit you need to get the clorox, stat.
pic related is me
funny intelligent and with a wicked sense of humour
>>716197263
>over weight
>heavily armed
>short temper
>undying loyalty to my friends
>gives a shit about the rules
>>716197263
Stop.
>>716198332
Do you have the one friend you're always telling to shut the fuck up, too?
>>716197263
op in pic
>>716198033
checked
>>716197263
old copypasta is old.
>>716198033
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
some one call FBI
>>716198033
Bamboo!
>>716197263
>literally
>>716197263
Kek bet ur fat loser retard kiddo
>>716198495
I actually do. We call him bill, even though it's not his name. Not really sure why we started that. He's good people, though. Just slow on the draw and totally incapable of reading the room.
>>716197263
God you're so fucking cringy
So where's the BLACKED thread it's been 5 minutes
>>716197263
BITCH, HE DOES NOT RESPECT HARLEY QUINN, YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE JOKER. In the comics, he fucking ignores her, disrespects her, abuses her and makes her more insane everyday. Once, he locked her in a cellar with a bunch a of dead bodies for a few days just because it makes him laugh. He doesn't fucking respect her, it was an abusive relationship. You know nothing about the joker, how can you be like him? Plus, anyone who knows the Joker well enough would know that the best and most accurate movie joker was Heath Ledger. Don't even try to act like you are even as close to as crazy as the joker either, you are probably just saying this cause you got a bad life and wanna feel like you are something special.
>>716199031
He loves her you don't understand him
>>716197263
Im pretty much the hulk
>mess with me
>whatever
>pick on a defenseless girl?
>its ass beatin time!
y'all niggers posting in an obvious bait thread.
>>716199031
Hold on imma let you finish but Jack Nicholson had one of the best Jokers of all time!
>>716197263
>identify as suicide squad version joker
at least your faggottery made me laugh, OP.
>>716199199
god i can smell your fedora and my little ponies posters from here
>>716197263
>Has GF whom he respects.
Oh yeah, total wife beater to be right here.
>>716197263
And wears a fedora.
>>716197263
can't belive so many people took the bait and it's not even summer yet
>>716197263
>edgy faggot
are you a mass murderer? have you even killed anyone?
>>716198379
>lighter
>>716197733
>still falling for this bait
>>716197263
>I'm literally the Joker
I get told I'm just like this guy all the time
You should make a video acting like the joker put it on youtube and send us the link
I'm basically Wolverine IRL
>>716201784
you sure they don't mean something more like this guy?
I am literally the true leader of Anonymous, Sabu?
Pfft, I knew he was a fed informant.
I just let him play my little game to give me more time, we are still Legion and on the most secure IRC's, Don't mess with Anonymous, we destroy lives...
in on cringe thread
>>716202360
yes, you certainly are
>>716202384
No, like the WWE wrestler because I'm huge and ripped and do the thing with my thumb across my throat and say "RIP" a lot plus I have a dark and demented personality
>>716202803
it's time for bed now little one, sweet trap dreams for you my child
Totally this guy because I have a crazy sense of humor, great with the ladies (if you know what I mean), love a good cup of mead and I always wear bandannas
>>716197263
You really decided to choose the worst iteration of the joker that has ever existed?
Welp, this is proof that op really is always a faggot.
>>716203169
>always wear bandannas
>>716203278
>2017
>still falling for bait this hard
>>716198092
you're an uninteresting hothead with a boring personality and no character development?
>>716198033
Well shit.
>>716197263
>>716203278
well at least he wasnt a nigger or a women
>>716203390
It's still current year though, also shitposting as if you are serious is part of what these threads are about. It's the only way you get to act superior to other people. Heck you are even playing the traditional role of the "smarter than you" guy.
This is me in basically every way
>>716197263
>>716203999
"In every way but physical, I am a Cuban thug"
>>716197845
Furries >> John Thacher can help you with that.
The last thing my old psychologist told me was "You are like Hannibal and shouldn't be here or near this place".
friendly and obeying in every day life but seeking near death experience by overdoses or extremly risky behavoir while driving.
Has to be Light Yagami: Intelligent, nihilistic and a wicked sence of humor
>>716203621
Or a nigger woman
>>716204376
>Always manipulative
>Very charming
>Extremely bipolar
>Ate my teacher
>Very creative in general
>Quick on most solution
Humans are a mean to entertain or consume on.
>>716197263
I'm literally In The End by Linkin Park
>>716202095
Oh look guys! a new fag
>>716199606
>being this much of a newfag
>Be me literally the joker.
>Boot up new videogame.
>"Press any button to start"
>Press the power button
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
This thread is shit. Even if every post is sarcasm, it isn't funny. It's just cringe.
OP why?
I'm this guy
>>716205428
To get this exact reaction I gather.
>>716197263
Is this a cringe bread?
Me
>>716197263
No you are not. You are 12 and a new fag>>716197263
>>716205618
Like the dude who used to spam MLP threads on /b/ all day every day simply because he thought it was funny to think about a mod sitting there deleting his shit all day, this is just sad.
This is me I never sleep and I need a goddamn drink before I kill my wife and kid with an axe and stack them neatly in room 237...
>>716198332
>>716197263
>physicist
>constantly forgetting "important" things (e.g. wallet, phone, car keys)
>often see the absent-minded-professor stereotype in myself
>speaks in unnecessary scientific lingo in casual conversation
>borderline aspergers
>likes women, but often find them at the bottom of my priorities
>thinks science can be used for fun
>self-narration of methodology during experiments
>>716199606
its probably bait newfriend just relax
Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
>>716203169
Top kek, but mead?
>>716197263
Overuses the word 'literally'. Makes wild claims about himself.
You're more Spongebob than the Joker, ain't ya kiddo?
>>716198496
Why didn't this guy just dress up as The Penguin?
>>716206827
I wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in.
Me. Minus the family and adventures
This is literally my life story
im bonzi buddy, im helpful and i talk like a robot but a lot of people misunderstand me
>>716208000
Bonzi Buddy gets dem trips.
>>716208518
you know it
>>716208759
Whoa!, it IS Bonzi Buddy!
didn't he torture hs girlfriend?
>>716207796
that's gotta be some story
dis me
>>716209149
Who, Bonzi Buddy? You shut your whore mouth.
>>716197263
You forgot "nihilistic and a wicked sense of humor"
>>716209013
whats gucci nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvl_IGwyCmU
So much faggotry in this thread
>>716209149
>>716209334
allegedly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbfALORg-l8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogq9AaCRO5A
>me
Not movie character but I am literally this guy!
>paranoid
>no gf
>no job
>+ 30yo
The difference: I'm not funny like him, just stupid...
>and racist, of course!
>>716209593
All I heard was one night he got all fucked up at some club on Hennessy and banana schnapps and he ended up kicking the shit out of Clippy.
The number of people falling for OP's bait is staggering
>>716209902
that was a long time ago, me and clippy are tight as fuck now.
>>716197263
This is me just a lot younger
>PIZZA GOIN OUT......... COME ONNNN!
>>716197263
this would be more believable if you said similar and if you said he was like you because he is an anarchist who has someone in their life who made them who they are though they made them.
but you went the edgy teen route, only looking for what he has as a result of his backstory.
without the joker the batman is just a rich guy who puts petty criminals in jail.
and without batman the joker is just a normal guy (read the comics)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OovKTBO4aQs
>>716197263
Im like dark helmet..I am surrounded by ass holes who if life was there ass they have no clue how to wipe it! and Just a angry fun loving dude lol...
>>716203999
sitting with booze with crippling depression?
This is "literally" (fuck I hate this word) me