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Girlfriend just told me that she thinks my best friend is "extremely

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Girlfriend just told me that she thinks my best friend is "extremely sexy"

When I asked her if she thought I was sexy, she patted me on my thigh and said, "baby, you so sweet."
What do?
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let your friend do you in the butt
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she's a hoe bro
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put mspy on her phone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC-JSP1Jpio
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she wants your friend bro sorry
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Say that her best friend is "super hot". See how she reacts. Bonus points if you can talk said friend into a fuck and send pics to her with "fuck you, cunt".
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>>716178502
Turn your friend into a skin suit, put him on, and fuck her. She'll think it's romantic.
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Get nudes, dump her, share with your bros you cunt
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Be a bro and let your friend fuck your girl. Then, both of you dump her.

She will cheat on you eventually, either with your friend or someone else.

You can
A) Test your friendship and see if he fucks her behind your back. Then you lose a gf and a friend.
B) Tell him upfront and never know if he is a snake. You both can fuck her one last time and dump her.
C) Be a beta cuck faggot while your friend fucks your girl, sister, and mom
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>>716178502
femanon here

She's dating you to get to him.
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>>716178698
@ 2:02

How the fuck is that legal?
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>>716178502
On one hand she's being honest.
On the other i hope your friend is a bro and doesn't fuck her when she inevitably throws herself at him.
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>>716178876
My best friend would never betray me like that. We're practically brothers.

But if he knew my girlfriend thought he was sexy, I'd never hear the end of it.
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>>716179003
who cares
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>>716178936
real femanon here

She warning your to keep him away from her when she's intoxicated.
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>>716179188
>We're practically brothers.
>implying no brother ever fucked his brother's gf
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>>716178698

You mean I can block my girlfriend's ex from calling her without her knowing?
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Put on some lingerie under your clothes, get super drunk with her in public, jump on top of a high point in a busy area and start to strip and yell "WHOS SEXY NOW??"
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Do the same thing about other girls, if she gets pissed shes jusy a manipulative bitch
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She would fuck him but you're the beta provider if they happen to have a kid
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>what do
Slap the fucking shit out of your girlfriend and stomp on her head bro. How dare she belittle you like that!
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>>716179064
It's not 'being honest' you beta cuck.

Op what she's done here is made a power play. She's informed you that you need to be a submissive little peon because she most definitely wants to, can and will fuck other more attractive men if you don't.

Don't listen to the betas
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>>716179188
>My best friend would never betray me like that. We're practically brothers.

Then tag team the wench. Spartan and Greek warriors shared hoes, and relationships are just practice when you are younger then forty.

Seriously yo, youth is for mindless fucking. Fuck everything that will let you except lepers and beartraps. (Trap traps are fine since gender is a social construct and men make the best women.)
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>>716178502
>break up with girlfriend
>she always comes back a few days later
>having sex, all that
>She said she has been being social and hangs out with a few people including a guy
>I'm taking a break at work and she visits. Tells me that her friend asked if she was trying to get with him and she said no. Then her friend says "Well, if you ever are planning to, be careful. He has a really nice dick".

So I'm sitting in the car with her, she meets a new guy to hang out with and has said she is not interested and the guy is already hitting on her and she is letting me know that she told him nothing was going to happen... Then tells me that story about his dick and how she is going to babysit his kid in 2 hours.

Long story short. We don't talk anymore.
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>>716178502
Listen op.
It's not her attraction to your best friend that should set you off. It's not the fact that she thinks there are hotter guys than you, those are things that will happen. With any girl.

It's the fact that she's an emasculating manipulative person that said those words knowing fully well that they will mess you up.

Take my advice from someone whose ex gf said "you're average but I love you" it is time for a clean break up, do not fall for the lures of "I love you so muvh, please don't" she is fucking with you


SHE IS FUCKING EITH YOUR HEAD ANON, SHE DOES NOT LOVE YOU.
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>>716179290
Because self control is something only men should practice.
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>>716178502
That's normal. Let's be honest here. You're probably not the sexiest man in the world so it's only natural for her to think other people are sexier than you. Be grateful thay at least she's being honest and open about it with you. As long as she doesn't cheat on you there's no harm. It's just her opinion so who cares.
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Tell your friend she think that he's hot and then ask him to dp her with you on molly.

>give her percocet
>the molly will prevent you two from cumming and the percocet will make her cum buckets over and over again and help her with the pain of long period of anal.
>she'll be soar as hell the next day, but she'll worship you.
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>>716178502
That would be it for me. I don't fuck around with that kind of bullshit.
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>>716178502
Only one thing OP
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM
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Break up with the bitch, OP. Otherwise you'll become neurotic wonder wether she has fucked him yet or not.

She'll still throw herself at your friend, but this time you will definitely find out. At which point you'll find out wether he's a bro or not.
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>>716180260
you got it sparky.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7mvDOBhvnE

It's not fair, but it's the way of the world. Having to bleed once a month isn't fair either.
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Tell her her friends are hot, start getting a little bit more friendly with them etc etc

See how she likes a taste of her own medicine
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>>716178502
Fuck her,get a few good BJs out of her and run away from that crazy bitch
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>>716178790
/Thread
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Be warned OP! My gf used to have a crush on my friend before he introduced the two of us. She cheated on me with him eventually. Don't fall for the trap like me.
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>>716178752
kek
best thing to do
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>>716178936
>>716179290
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>>716180522
Women are all moronic cunts. Never to be trusted ever.
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>>716178502
Show her boobs... I mean... It's the best thing to do
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Seriously how do you betas end up in a relationship with these whores? What the fuck are you doing letting your gf speak like that to you? My gf says that to me she's out on the street within 10 minutes, number blocked on my phone we never speak again.
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I stole my current girlfriend from an old friend of mine.

He's still mad about, but she was way out of his league and her leaving him was bound to happen eventually.

I guess some guys can't accept their place in the pecking order.
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>>716180883
Unti not long ago, a year or so, i would have never agreed with you. Recent experiences with women i thought i could trust has changed that forever.
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>>716180415
Thefuck is this from?
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>>716180962
Look at her.
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>>716180962
I can't imagine why you're single.
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>>716179290
WHORE!
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>>716180522
Sounds like women like that should just be considered disposable.
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Dump that bitch, you are facing a life long relationship of envy, jealousy, mistrust and unhappiness with a girl like that. Trust me get as far away from that girl as you can,she looks great but she will break you and ruin your dreams and happyness
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>>716180166

Nailed it
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>>716181006
Is your gf hot?
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>>716181254
yep. I'm a naughty little slut and I need to be spanked.

When a guy tells me he's in love with me and wants me to be his girlfriend I instantly lose respect for him.
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>>716180166
OP
This
This this this
So much this
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>>716178502
She's probably already banging him. Watch their body language when your all together. She starts looking at him, he starts acting more alpha, chances are they're probably fucking.
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>>716180166
I fuck with my cat using a laser, that doesn't mean I don't love it.

It's just fun.

She might just be feeling taking for granted and wanted to remind her boyfriend to appreciate her. We don't know the context.
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>>716178502
My girlfriend told me she thought two of my colleagues from work were cute. Ended up inviting them over for dinner. Now we gangbang this whore ever week.
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>>716181591
This.

Control your emotions. If she wants to, don't judge her. Be supportive of her desire to have squirting orgasms on as many dicks as possible.
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>>716181590
>Let's justify whore behaviour because it's 2016 and we feminism now

Bro you're not even trying to troll right
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>>716181046
Wish I knew
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>>716181590
tits or get the fuck out.
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>>716181590
Not worth the risk
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>>716178502
Why would you stay with that bitch after telling you that? Major red flag, bro. Leave her immediately and save yourself from being hurt in the future.
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>>716181591
>>716181764
>Being this big of cucks

How does it feel to know that you're going to be raising someone else's kid you fucking faggots
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>>716180166

I support this.
FIRST, tell her what she did bothered you and it was shitty for her to do. Then leave if she responds to that info negatively. if she is making you feel bad now it's not likely to change
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>>716178876
A) Petty move
B) Bro move
C) Fag move
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>>716181039
Bro I'm the oldest fag on this board right now. 40. I've seen it all done it all. One thing I can say with any certainty in this world is. Women. All women. No matter who it is. Are all sluts and untrustworthy. If you treat them as such you will be fine. Fuck em move on to the next one. No feelings just fuck and forget.
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>>716178502
Go to the fucking gym more. So when she leaves you for fucking your friend, you can pull mad strange.

I just got fit like two years ago and it's completely changed my life. People treat you much better when you have a good body.
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>>716181961
I'm not raising a kid. I'll pay for one if a bitch can prove in court that it's mine, otherwise no dice.
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I can't even
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tell her that her friend is fucking hot and when she asks if she's hot tell her that she is so cute when she asks those stupid lil questions
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>>716178502
>ITT: OP makes up a story hoping to get replies telling him how inferior he is.
> OP gets off to the thought of being cucked
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>>716178502
Walk away and never look back. 1: she's either already fucking him or WILL be fucking him soon 2: WALK AWAY.. No bitch worth her weight says shit like that to her man unless she's TELLING you to GTFO... Dude..Walk
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>>716182550
Current law allows her to collect money from you simply by naming you as the father, and if she doesn't consent to a DNA test then it won't take place.

>And MRA's still get shit
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Best way to become sexy is to stop being insecure.
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>>716178502
ask her what she thinks is sexy bout him, copy them... Then try some forcing rape stuff.
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>>716181961
I'm not raising a kid. I'll pay for one if a bitch can prove in court that it's mine, otherwise no dice.
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>>716181935
because I admire honestly. I prefer it to lies.
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>>716178502
You failed when you asked if she found you sexy.

You could have laughed at her, you could have punished her, or you could have confessed about wanting to fuck one of her friends. Instead you acted like a bitch.

It's too late now, you have to break up.
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>>716180337
this anon knows his shit
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>>716178502
You asked your girlfriend if she thought you were sexy?

I would break up with any boyfriend who asked me that. That's so insecure it's nauseating.
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>>716183328
there's a difference between honesty and manipulating someone by undermining their confidence and trust.
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>>716183497
it's a shit test. She testing him to see if she can manipulate him.

If she can, he's not father material.
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>>716180337
femanon here. please do this to me.
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>>716183633
tits or gtfo, whore.
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>>716183633
I'll consider it if you show your tits.
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>>716180337
I mean, all of them could just take the oxy. I can't come at all when on opiates
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>>716178502
Lol am I your best friend? Because I'm pretty sure I'm in that situation but as the best friend.

[spoiler]AZ?[/spoiler]
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Dump the thot and fuck her friends.
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>>716178502
3some tyme!
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>>716178502
Kill your friend. Cut off his head for a trophy and throw it at her feet. Then ask her again, more slowly this time, taking a step closer to her with every word, if she thinks you are sexy.

She'll be gargling your balls inside of a minute.
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>>716179290
>she's warning you that you should dump her

ftfy

you're not worth staying with if you can't be trusted, especially admitting it
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>>716180337
Genius, even better than my tag team suggestion.

Bros bond using whores. Do this, and do it well.
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>>716182317
56 here but the youngster is right.
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>>716182317
seems like you had many unhealthy relationships and a bitter old fag.
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You>>716178502
Should listen to this>>716180166

But there's also the possibility, that shes curious about a 3 some, either way, she has shown interest in a different person other then you, ask yourself how do you feel about that?
You can also let it go, and say that you consider one of her friends sexy as well, and see how she reacts (always that double standard) you might deal with drama, but fuck it, why is it ok for her? And not you to make a comment like that? Ask yourself that.
Also take into a consideration, that if your gf is attractive wether he's you consider him a brother, dont forget about The Dog in a man, dont be too reliant on that.
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>>716178502
rip yourself
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She's probably.already cheated on you. And if you actually need to ask what to do in your situation you're a cuck and deserve it
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>>716187736
can you also a question, how old are you, because if you're still in high school... you should just... move on.
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>>716179290
this
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>>716178502
kill the fucking cunt. how dare she disrespect you, women need to know their place in life. strange her with a wire and then dissolve her body in a tub of acid.
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Prepare to get cucked
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>>716178502
>reverse image search
>no results found
Holy shit op that's your girl?
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>>716188472
just because you reverse image find, doesnt mean its his girl, retard.
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>>716178502

Stop being so needy and dependent on her validation?

I imagine she already fucked someone else though so gl
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Fuck, OP, you're a fucking pussy. Stop being such an insecure faggot and trying to find a reason behind her saying something completely normal. Fuck. I point out good looking men constantly to my girlfriend and she points out good looking women to me and tells me to look, why the fuck are you making something like this weird?
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Hey OP, I got an Idea. Why don't you post a pic of YOU side to side with your FRIEND and we will pass honest judgement, if you will get cucked.
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>>716188563
There's a reason I asked the question
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>>716181554
not necessarily. those behaviors would be there if they haven't fucked yet but both want to.
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>>716182524
femanon here. we generally don't care what you look like. What makes us horny is the thought of our man fucking another woman and getting jealous.
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