Fight any celeb. No cameras. One on one. Three, 5 min. rounds.

Donald Trump

The kid who plays Joffrey Baratheon in game of thrones

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Kevin Nash. At least I know he'll let me get my shit in before he buries me.

Kanye west

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Paul Blart or Nicolas Cage

Kevin Spacey

Nicolas Cage

Peter Dinklage or Weeman

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Bill Nye the Science Guy
Love that man

Emma Watson

Donald Trump's douchebag sons.

Amy Schumer

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>>716150911
Danny Masterson and I would mop the fucking drains with him.

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>>716150911
This cocksucker.

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Emma Watson

>>716150911
bill o'reilly, not because hes a conservative, but because he has convinced himself and others that he is an untouchable badass.

after i applied the three can'ts and he is flat on his back, ill piss in his face

>>716150911
Simple. Ryan Reynols

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this guy but i dont remember his name

Andy Dick, that shit would be hysterical...

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>>716150911
>pic related
will pound into the ground with dick

Rachael mcadams

I'm thinking maybe Cameron or Hunt.

Kenny G

>>716151428
sauce?

Friend punched leader singer of papa roach at a anger management tour

Ricky Gervais

Bonno.. fucking twat

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Paris Hilton. I'll fuck that little bitch up...

Adam Levine.

>>716151420
Periwinkle cumonthepumpkinpatch i think

William Shatner

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>>716151666
You have summoned Satan. You must now fight Satan, winner takes soul.

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Andy Milonakis or George Bush Senior just for the lulz.

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Stephen Hawking

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probably the only person i could beat in a fight

Chuck Norris
/Thread

>>716151467
internet

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>>716151852
>fucking hive mind

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>>716151852
Good luck fighting a Cyborg.

Liam Neeson but for sure he'll kick my ass or James arness aka Matt dillon from Gunsmoke.

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Jennifer Lawrence. Spend five minutes sitting on her with my hands on her tits in self-defence.

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Sam Bern's corpse.

>>716151417
Reynolds would fucking bury you dude look at what kind of shape he is in

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Connor McGregor

Howard Stern

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Sadie Robertson. Knock her out then rape her repeatedly.

Kirk Douglas

>>716152673
I would fight the entire roberston family at once

Some of you guys must be in outstanding shape for the fights you're choosing

>>716152914
No one said we had to win the fight

Richard Simmons, for sharing my last name and fucking up my childhood. Fuck you.

Lena Dunham, fucking destroy her

>>716152963
3 five minute rounds and I've seen Ryan Reynolds and Conor McGregor. These guys are in outstanding shape. Losing the fight would probably mean getting beaten to death

>>716150911
kanye

>>716152867
they would kick ur ass

>>716152914
Yeah, Nick Cage might be annoying but he's pretty ripped for an old guy.

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Jennifer Lawrence

>>716153035
ohhhhh agreed. she needs her face caved in after her recent comments about wishing she had an abortion

I'm feeling a bit suicidal

I'd fight Tom Hanks.

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>>716150911
Are you fucking kidding?

I'd fight Jimmy Fallon.

I'm 5'10' and a buck forty soaking wet and I'd still mop the floor with his asexual ass.

I'd beat him until he spit every tooth back out. Fuck that no-talent shill.

Stephen Colbert

>>716151342
Changing my answer.

That man is a pussy. I could've beaten his ass at 20, at 30 or at 50.

Now not, of course, because the Secret Service is watching and they're probably pissed off at being made to fight each other for his amusement.

Justin Bieber

>>716153344
Boy, Colbert would kick your ass.

Andy Samberg. He's done funny stuff but that cop show is unwatchable.

>>716150911
Edward fuckin Norton

>>716151264
this

>>716153487
I'm sure all that time at his private all boys school made him an expert at Greco-Roman faggotry, but I think I'd manage it.

The Rock

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I already fought a celeb. Drunken fisticuffs in my local bar, which ended up being a haunt for a celeb who enjoyed drinking alone. Crazy part was that we had become bar buddies, but he was totally wasted and acting a fool and I tried to chill him out which ended up with us punching the shit out of each other. Good times.
Oh... Pic very related.

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>>716153669

>>716153045
With conor mcgregor, probably yes. But I doubt reynolds would.. but idk i dont know the guy

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Lena Dunham

>>716153587
You're thinking of Trump

Verne Troyer

>>716153071
doubt it

>>716153880
Nope look it up colbert went to a private all men's school and notoriously used his ass as a cock sheath

>>716151420
Bunnydick Cuminersnatch

James Corden. He has weight advantage though.

>>716151300
loled

Ben Affleck, the cunt deserves a punch and I reckon we're a good size match.

>>716154070
Yeah, but on the flipside he looks extraordinarily ticklish.

Bieber and Cyrus simultaneously

>>716153809
but you know McGregor? wow

>>716151076
I appreciate this joke, anon. No one else will. But i do.

James Franco

>>716154079
Lawrence?

This bitch, she isn't that much of a celebrity but she deserves some serious ass beating

Rob Dyrdek.

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Forgot pic

>>716153669 You should fuck his sister, the legend of Billie Jean.

Daniel Tosh. No web redemption this time bitch.

>>716154156
no but i've seen him fight...

Betty White. Fuck that bitch, she should be dead by now.

Betty White.

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>>716151342
The pussy still whining about trump wants to fight him...

So you can get your ass kicked in front of everyone?? LOL

WHAT A FUCKING LOSER

Danny debit

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No holds barred, only the clock stops the fight?

Donald Trump

>>716150986
why? he's a nice kid

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I'd beat the shit out of David Stern. God I want to punch the shit out of that smug ass face.

Rosie Odonnell

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Jason Momoa. I like a challenge

George Clooney, or Amy Schmitt... or maybe Katy Perry...

Does Murdoch count? Cause I'd love to break that man's spine.
Brittle-boned old fucker.

>>716154879
>Amy Schmitt
whos that

>>716150911
That cunt who stole my dog. I'll beat that $400 back out of your ass.

I'd fight someone I know can beat me. I've been in fights before but I've never been knocked out so I want to know how it feels.

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>>716154950
my bad, I meant AMY SCHUMER

>>716150911
That emotionless bitch who plays in the Hunger Games. Lawerance or whatever.

>>716154980
Doesn't feel great

>>716154980
Punch yourself in the face as hard as you can. Feels kinda like that.

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Jared Leto. After what he did to the Joker, he needs to get broken.

>>716155024
TRUE I WOULD KICK HER FUCKING FAT PIG FACE

>>716150911
do you know how long is a 15 min fight? without any training u could barely finish the first round with air

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Hillary Clinton

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>>716155291
>considers himself the current generations Joker
>total of five minutes screen time during entire movie

Someone needs to get this guy a different role already so he can forget about any hopes of continuing on as the Joker.

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>>716155323
I feel you

>>716151420
bendthatdick cucumbersnatch

Whoppy goldberg the she ape, the jew spilberg and that aids skrillex and his cunt friend the carl cuck cunt.

mariah carey
i would pound that old hag so 'ard

Michael Jai White

I love a challenge.

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Taylor swift, because i'd like to roll around on top of her.

Sucks the fight it tomorrow night. I just fractured my right arm a week ago. I could probably still take an old guy like Soros though.

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>i'd beat the black off this bitch.

Ted Nugent needs to die

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Edward Norton

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I wanna fight Mitch McConnell so bad.

>>716151420
Bendthatdick Cuminbitch

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Any male celeb ages 20-40 who was legendary status, had us all as fans, but takes shit jobs, shit roles now, acting or performing way below thier ability, doing stupid commercials, just to stay famous.

i would fight floyd mayweather

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this bitch

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>>716150911
Bredan Fraser so i can put him out of his misery

>>716158550
A fight means two people hit each other. You would not get a punch in /b/ro.

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>>716150911
implying anyone here has the stamina to fight three 5 minutes rounds

>>716158749
One 5 min. round is the equivalent of running one mile. Some could run 3 miles. Not all. But some.

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>>716158920
the average person walking down the street would get winded after 30 seconds in a fight

>>716158664
yea id have the 1 suckerpunch before i get knocked out

>>716151809
I win vs satan

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Chuck Mangione

>>716159106
Very true.

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Vin Diesel, this stupid manlet nigger

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Stevie Wonder

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Taylor Swift. Have a feeling shes as fake as a $3 bill. Would beat the truth from her right after shes done getting blacked

>>716151420
Spike Spiegle would destroy you

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Peter Dinklage.

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Stephen Hawking, I've had it with him.

Michael cera

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Bruno Mars

Milo Yiannopoulos.
I want to ruin his fucking face.

I wish my dad was a celebrity so I can fucking pummel him

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This bitch, I'll break her pretty little face into a million pieces

Bailey Jay.
Hope he's not a good fighter, could go bad for me.

Stephen Hawking

>>716151420
Benadryl Clamberbranch

>>716160404
I'll fight you in his stead. Milo is bae.

Drake

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Keanu Reeves. He has trained but you can distract him with tinsel wand.

>>716154079
Ben Afleck would destroy you. No doubtz

Eminem.

Kevin Spacey or Tom Hardy.
Did get squared up to by Jordan Ibe and another ratbag player for the shite one time in town though

>>716150911
Mike Tyson in his prime

> Then I would sue

>>716158649
so you'd fuck his shit up?

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This russian fucker. I cant stand his face

>>716150911
Tom Cruise. I just wanna punch that faggot.

>>716162868
he would literally tear you limb from limb

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I need opponents, not victims...I'll stomp this motherfucker.

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Scarlett Johansson

I just want to bash her face in cuz she won't love me.

>>716151143
Nah. Kanye the type of nigga that would bite you or punch your nuts or some shit. I'd fight bill gates, take a dive, and make cash monies.

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Either of those two shits.

>>716160952
>"he"

>>716159774
I'd pay to see this.

>>716150911
Chandra Bahadur Dangi.

>>716150986
>beating someone up for being a good actor

ok kid

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This fag, though he isn't a celebrity. More like vermin.

Bruce Jenner. His name is not Caitlyn because he lost his mind. He is a man, a man in my weight class. And an Olympic champion, oh shit can I pick someone else?

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Celine Dion.

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>>beating someone up for being a good actor

He played that role too convincing. Srsly, I want to torture that fucker too.

>>716150911
Mark Wahlburg. Fucker thinks he can box. We'll see

>>716164030
Actual autism.

>>716151420
Beneficial Cucumber

The Weeknd.