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rekt/gore thread. had a shot night. so let's see the most

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rekt/gore thread. had a shot night. so let's see the most fucked up shit you got /b
webms welcome
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Noice
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>>716147057
fuck hahaha
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this
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shotgun injury
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rekt
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well fuck
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bump
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>>716148009
holy shit. how is he not dead o.O
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oh meow!!
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>>716148775
bump
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Bumperino
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>>716149307
>>716149289
>>716149049
stop
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>>716149338
classic
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>>716149367
why?
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hardcore
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>>716149367
bump because you are a fag... and I am not that prior bump.
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>>716148775
That guy literally gave zero shits
This is why I love humanity
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>>716149367
alt bump
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>>716149488
savage
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>>716149367
bump * -1
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>>716147624
dis nigga knocked out DEAD but he still tryina steal dat bike
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>>716149367
bump
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>>716149367
knock knock
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>>716149488

That post gave me blueballs
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>>716149367
Who's there?
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>>716149367
Bump ...
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Hump your bump
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>>716148213
Why would he die?
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>>716148213
Why the fuck would he be dead, have you any idea what a human can go thru and live?
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>>716148213
didn't sustain a life threatening injury and probably got that wound seen to by a professional.
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>>716149367
bump
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>>716150069
actually he did die. he his rib shattered and punctured his Lung. he drowned in his own blood. perhaps do some research before posting stupid ass comments
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>>716150220
Source?
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>>716150220
Stop making shit up faggot. An elderly lady could have survived a little knife scratch like that
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>>716150419
https://www.google.co.nz/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/31747409/&ved=0ahUKEwipl9OfiojRAhXBUZQKHSUEAAQ4ChAWCBkwAA&usg=AFQjCNFi3k8dZK2FsvDEnFRzG28HyI1RNA
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>>716150676
is this an acceptable thing here????
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>>716146884
Somebody shoop OP on identifying wood
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>>716150938
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>>716148775

Lol, fucking pwnd
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>>716148213
Didn't cut any large blood vessels.
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yow!
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>>716147057
what is rekt there? Tires?
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>>716149597
/thread
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>>716147361
jesus
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>>716155567
feels
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>>716147361
/thread
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>>716148775
Fucking overkill
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>>716155567
Im too much of a pussy to watch, someone please tell me what happens
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>>716156289
brazil?
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>>716156411
>Im too much of a pussy to watch, someone please tell me what happens
nerve gas leak (gone sexual)
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>>716156505
my god how does that happen

you got a story for me bruh?
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>>716148166
maximum kek
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>>716156411
the guys shoots himself at the end
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>>716147057
I don't get it
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>>716156820
Holy shit that slomo. That momentary terror as you feel your arm become trapped, and the realisation that this is it, just before you fucking snap in half and feel yourself become a human tube of toothpaste.
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>>716147895
kek
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>>716149724
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>>716146884
Watch the webm and listen to this video at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
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>>716155567

It's a nig but still... feels.
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>>716157188
this, animal cruelty should not be posted in here
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>>716157211
He did what we'd all like to do to ugly people
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>>716157274
How very prescient...
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>>716149597
I lost
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>>716156820
Got to admit. That's one of the scaries rekt I've ever seen.
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>>716147932
What?
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>>716149338
Fake
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>>716155507
holy shit
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>>716151888
that face when i have no face.
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>>716157250
OMG HANG IN THERE MY CHILD!!!1
While I also film this happening.
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>>716147932
>>716157937
Read about him, its a pretty scary story, the saw films were based on him
>Brian Douglas Wells was a non hispanic white American pizza delivery man who was killed by a remotely controlled bomb fastened to his neck, under coercion from the maker of the bomb. After he was apprehended by the police for robbing a bank, the bomb was detonated. The bizarre affair was subject to much attention in the mass media.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Brian_Douglas_Wells
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>>716148009
Love this. It is a holiday called ashura. A whole day of self mutilation. Look it up.
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>>716155539
>the filename
kek
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>>716157310
I hate it when I'm sleeping then somebody hits me with a bat.
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>>716155567
One less nigger on this planet i was glad when i first saw this years ago
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>>716158346
>>>/pol/
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>>716156820
keksus maximus keksus maximus keksus maximus keksus maximus keksus maximuskeksus maximuskeksus maximuskeksus maximuskeksus maximus keksus maximus
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>>716158425
Salty nigger confirmed.
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>>716156820
Welll...
... shit
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>>716155265
>jesus
Na. Jesus could walk on water. This bitch can't even walk on a blue mat.
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>>716157344
Jajajaja!
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>>716158573
>his face
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lovely
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>>716158355
Haha! Was he retarded?
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>>716157344
Deserved
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>>716156644
yo someone give me a hand
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>>716158180
Thx and btw I think it's really hot in a way
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>>716158534
Disturbing
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>>716155539
holy fuck explosives damage
whats the story here?
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>>716157648
Bitch deserved it man. People getting too fresh with cops these days thinking they don't have any power or some shit. Thinking they can just do whatever they want because it will be recorded and SJW's will jump to their rescue on social media when it's released. Fucking idiots deserve this kind of treatment.
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>>716159395
Jesus christ, guy needs to pull himself together.
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>>716159395
i say sarcastically: SAVAGE
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>>716158947
keked
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>>716149488
whatte fuck i watched this for 24 hours. that truck has very big gas tank
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>>716159368
A little edgy today aren't we
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>>716147057
I'm just wondering how the fuck they thought a 2 foot wall of tires would stop a fucking tank
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>>716158714
Jesus that's nice
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>>716159999
Nice quads, but I'd hardly consider that opinion edgy. Just felt his reaction was suitable to her actions, and that others who do similar things to cops also deserve similar reactions.
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>>716155507
Holy fuck he is dead right?
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Does anyone know where I can find that video of that chick getting brain surgery awake and talking, then goes retarded for a second then just goes back to normal
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>>716157956
I like dogs but that's when take that fucking dog to the vet or the pound and have it put down. Biting him when he's just trying to pet him. That'll teach the dog a lesson.
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>>716156289
I hope that scumbag piece of shit dies a slow and painful death.

Murder I can stomach, but killing a man with his daughter in his arms? that's a whole new level of fucking wrong, and I've seen CP and torture on this board
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>>716160185
I'd say cops should be trained to be different than us. We, normal people get angry easily and make mistakes because of our emotions and stuff.

Just think cops should be trained to be different than this. To be more chill and rational. But alright I respect your opinion.
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>>716155507
Holy fuck he is dead right?>>716155567
Holy shit that's the nigger who missed his brain so he actually lived for a couple of minutes before dying...
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>>716158346
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>>716159338
no señor de la campora, asi no se agarran las palas
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>>716159999
>dem 9's
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>>716160503
Hey man I hear you, and that's how I've always felt. But doing that can get them killed in the mostly rare occasions that they are dealing with genuinely dangerous people. For that reason I'd understand why they'd always be on guard and a bit reactionary in the heat of the moment.

>>716160440
Yeh but he's supposed to be a professional at dog behavior and came into this with the understanding the dog had issues.
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>>716160748
ALLAHU AKBHAR
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>>716158534
so someone filmed that shit instead of activating an emergency shutdown.

Every day on this board makes me lose just a little bit more faith in human decency
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>>716159368
edgelord
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>>716158573
this is ylyl all over fucking kek'd
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>>716160797
I'm fairly certain that's a CCTV camera anon.
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>>716158771
fuck me that's funny. thank you non for making me feel less shit in a thread that makes me wish for humans to just end as a species
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>>716151888
Interesting. It appears as if my nightmares are becoming real
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>>716147361
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>>716159395
This is why I never wear a helmet.
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>>716157211
fake and gay
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>>716160831
faggot
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>>716159475
For fuck sake
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>>716155507
The extra firm pillow helps get a good nights sleep.
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>>716156605
Running with scissors
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>>716160730
I live in a country with a total unprepared police. The one in my state is the most prepared for various situations but still racist and elitist. São Paulo, Brazil.

Well I agree with your point that they are people too and can get hurt or killed so they should always be prepared and maintain their guard. The police in my state has a rule that they can only take off their guns when their life or someone else's is in danger.
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>>716161118
That's some final destination level shit.

>>716161149
Yeh I'd say that's a fairly good rule to live by.
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>>716160967
anyone got the edit where she flies off in to the twin towers?
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>>716160322
>he
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>>716158734
Sauce
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>>716161230
Not a rule that is strictly followed my friend. Rules in this shithole country aren't always followed. Like here you can only handcuff when the target is providing danger to himself or others. Rule which ins't exactly followed.
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>>716161376
you really dont want to see it, or hear it anon, its one of the worst gore videos out there

http://cutedeadguys.net/threads/51461-Horrific-Razor-Blade-Beheading-of-a-Faceless-Young-Man-in-Mexico
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>>716158355
haha there are like 3 chinese dudes on vid who have done this
how many more?
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>>716155567
that was some feely feel right here
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>>716160797
Hey newfag this shit went out years ago get your shit togeth>>716160831
er. It's not like we were there to help
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>>716161441
>worst
Kek.mp4
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>>716161415
Yeh no need to tell me about poor enforcement. I live in Trinidad, which is as bad or worse than where you are man. I know the woes of the third world shit hole life all too well.
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>>716161441
I'd say he indeed he wants or he wouldn't be at a rekt gore bread.
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>>716161570
there's gore and then there's mexcrement torture gore videos
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>>716161568
So you understand precisely. I'd say I live in the best part of the country tho. Northwest and North here are fucked up.
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>>716161679
Have you been only in web? Because this is not tha hard compared to some shit I saw down deep..
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>>716155539
Ugh you can see his micropenis through the tear in his shorts
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>>716161970
I don't know how you were able to focus on anything but his leg. That's some gnarly shit.
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>>716160035
They're stupid, really stupid
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>>716161875
There's only shit on deep, nothing but nigerians killing other nigerians, animal on animal cruelty should not even be considered gore. And the shit that Xss posts on his forum looks really fake, people spotted the same girl being "killed" twice in 2 different videos

Too bad MotherXXX never recorded again after she killed that chinese guy, she made the best fucking shit, a little expensive, I know, but at least you could see it was not fake. The only shit I didnt like was that she always killed the children in the first 10 minutes
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>>716157042
>fml
more like ayy lmao
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>>716158425
angery mulatto inbreed is angry
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>>716157906
vertebrae
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>>716158879
Way too much effort for a nut shot imo
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>>716155567
d'aww the nigger shot himself
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>>716147895
.... does the second truck just flash it's lights like "nignog get out of the way" then casually crush what's left of this niglettes legs?
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>>716148775
That drop at the end made me spurt coffee from my nostrils.

Fuk kek

>spurt
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>>716149597
Lost (if this was ylyl)
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>>716162150
You actually sound pretty interesting. This MotherXXX is she on an onion site or something? What does she do?
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>>716146884
>webms welcome
>OP posts .jpg
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>>716147443
Dick Cheney?
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>>716149597
Nice pasta
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>>716162903
wait a minute, how long have you been on the dw gore scene?
anyway, look on the red ring chan for more info, most of her videos are out now, people claim some BBQ videos of children are still unposted, but I dont know, I've only seen whats on the chan
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>>716163047
Nice political throwback.
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>>716157614
Don't you hate when you miss the bus
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>>716158031
Still not fake sonny.
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>>716157906
>>716162326

Vertebruh
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>>716160322
oh yes, very.
and it is a he.
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>>716156644
Look Ma, no hands!
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>>716158821
Holy.fucking.shit
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>>716157042
"You're not a human until you're in my phone book" - Bill Hicks
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>>716146884
Is she ok?
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>>716160162
Anyone does have the webm of a fat bitch jumping from a bridge.
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>>716161118
>firm pillow
My sides have entered eternity
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>>716158714
>Jesus could walk on water.
Fictional characters can do any shit the author wants you bible-thumping retard.
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>>716159338
Can you dig it?
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>>716163745
Damn you got triggered fast nigger. Pretty sure the faggot was making a joke, from the sounds of it he probably isn't even religious. Tip your fedora elsewhere gaylord.
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>>716163161
I know he's a serial offender.
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>>716163895
Damn you got triggered fast nigger. Pretty sure I was making a joke, from the sounds of it you're probably religious. Go knock on some doors like a good Jehovah's witness.
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>>716163138
>the chan
kek
Uhh yeah im pretty novice desu as in never been there, haven't had a battle station good enough that I feel confident going there. In fact all my gore shit is on 4chan/watchpeopledie.

But thanks anyway my nigger Ill keep it in mind for future shenanigans :)
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>>716164312
>Pretty sure I was making a joke

Solid damage control.
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>>716157344
Why
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>>716156820
Where are the warning sings ..
well....
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..
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shit.
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>>716161118
ive said it a million times and i'll say it a million more. rebar is nature's greatest predator. you trip anywhere and rebar will be waiting
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>>716158534
wtf man
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>>716149367

hello this is bump
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>>716161118
Christ thank god he was wearing a helmet
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>>716165808
Cute
>>
Horror and bdsm!

>>> http://chom.pl/l/1128 <<<
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>>716156505
that's not a pie lol
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>>716146884
And then she removed her mask, revealing that she was... A SPOOKY SKELETON!!!
>>
>>716156820
How did he get sucked in so fast
>>
>>716158824
>>716157344
He's Asian btw so it's 555555555
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>>716157310
Fucking kek! He slept through it all.
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>>716158387
You can almost hear the Ding
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>>716155567
With all the replies this has, nobody gets the file name.
>>
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>>716170116
thanks, nobody had noticed it
>>
>>716170203
nobody gives a shit about filenames
>>
>>716170116

I noticed but didn't care because its just a file name.
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>>716159368
edgy but true though
>>
>>716171392
i do
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>>716163745
>fictional
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>>716163745
Let's put this story into regional and historical context.

Walking on water 101. In biblical Jesus times, there was a temple. Actually, there were a lot of temples. But this one is special.

You see, at this temple, when water levels were juuuuuust right, there was a snadbar that was just below the surface. The clergy, at the right times, would walk out onto this sandbar, and claim divine whatever. Do their religious hooptidoo and call it a day.

Now, Jesus, he was all like, fuck these jews and their bullshit! And walked out onto the sandbar to show the regular peoples that the clergy are full of shit.

One of the many reasons he was nailed to a piece of wood.
>>
>>716148775
shit he made i-! oh nevermind.
>>
>>716155507
holy shit, that half assed ouchi gari came out better than expected
>>
>>716151888
nerve gas ?
>>
>>716147895
Common practice in China, if the person you hit lives you have to pay for their medical expenses for life, if they die, you just have to pay for their funeral.
>>
>>716165022
How is a giant fucking roller spinning at thousands of RPMs in a large factory not itself a warning sign?
>>
>>716169024
Production demands of the first world.
>>
>>716173495
Color War Thread!!!
>>
>>716149597
WE WUZZ
>>
>>716151888
>mfw

oh wait...
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>>716157344
LMAO
>>
>>716147624
tim-BURR..
nig-GURRR!
>>
>>716167856
yes, I expected the pie
>>
>>716147932
This actually happened in my home town, Erie pa
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>>716158193
That nigger deserved it...
those pink shorts were just too, too gay.
>>
>>716158534
Did he died?
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>>716160035
Almost broke tracks on right side
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>>716160629
So unlucky
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>>716173181
Well, there are no warning signs, so it is presumably safe.
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>>716158714
kek
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>>716160730

Reaally inappropriate to jump into an I'm a little Teapot dance there kid.
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>>716158180
that lady knew that moment when nigger opened door ther gonna be problem
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>>716174857
Culling the herd. Survival of the smartest to know not to stick your hands in places where it doesn't belong. I just hope he didn't procreate before he died and make more retards like him.
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>>716158425
don't tell me where to go, you fucking nigger
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>>716148775
I am a Truck
I am a Truck
FUCK YOU
I am a Truck
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>>716171891
Jesus was a true character with fictional powers. I wouldn't trust that he was real tho. a lie is a lie.
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>>716151888
Well, it still has a brain
>>
>>716148009
what exactly was he trying to do like i see this gif all the time and I still dont know why he did that
>>
>>716160463
Agreed, gets my justice boner rock hard for needed justice.
>>
>>716155539
Somebody knock the fatass down and give him FA
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>>716149488
watched like 6 times goddammit
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>>716157706
Why would you ignore safety measures and put yourself in harm's way despite knowing you may die. Any boss tells me to do shit like this I'd report them to HR or the government. I'm not risking my life and well-being just so some corporate asshole gets money.
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>>716157211
Shoot a beaver and win a price
>>
>>716158361
kek
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>>716160035
they forgot to set the trucks on fire
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>>716175335
>il
You sick fuck
>>
>>716163745
>Jesus could walk on water = bible thumping?

Not even bible thumping you ignorant edge fag.
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>>716159395
wear a helmet they said
you'll be safe they said
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>>716164312
You fucking fail at jokes. Making edgy dickhead remarks =/= a joke.
>>
>>716157868
Try watching someone get pulled into a lathe. Like this but they usually get caught in it for a little and it swings them around for a bit. Very bloody
>>
>>716156444
yes
>>
>>716175737
Omg ur a racist and so is she. It's his right as a nigger to punch white bitches and appropriate his rightful money.
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>>716149488
GOD DAMNIT!
>>
>>716158821
the Gila Woodpecker, I hated those fuckers when I lived in AZ.
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>>716156820
Next day he was all over the press
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>>716181130
Ha!
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>>716161862
All these years and I've never seen that. Didn't realize it got out.
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https://ia601501.us.archive.org/15/items/d4_Dir3/Dir3.mp4

14:30
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>>716159368
this is not edgy just fucking 100% truth you faggots saying it's edgy need to go back to le Reddit.
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>>716175629
[email protected]
1000$ for kids presents.
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>>716158425
>>>/r/4chan
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>>716178260
its becoming more and more like elysium every day. you dont do shit like this you get fired. this is why we need unions.
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>>716160781
WEW
L
A
D
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>>716157310
2 words
>sand
>niggers
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>>716157648
She could of easily had a knife. Deserved
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>>716155507
"Oh, would you look at the time. TAXI!!!"
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>>716149488
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