Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Only oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>716118854
Nah im good
Claimed!
Vivian James claimed. It's been several months since I've even been here.
>>716117224 (Laura)
Yeah, she easily had the funniest moments.
>>716116020 (Yuuki)
That's what matters at the end of the day, do you work? Are you reliable? Good on both counts. Plus I'm not the kind to micro. I've been under managers like that in other jobs where it was shit like having to log in bathroom breaks or they'd match your time with security camera footage. Told myself a long time ago I'd never be that sort of boss, ever.
>>716116965
>posting ass
Juvia would be proud.
>>716118963
Hey Tali. Up to anything interesting?
>>716119146
SPACE PERSON
Any takers?
>>716119202
Not much besides staring at that magnificent ass
Good night everyone, see you tomorrow
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>716119202
Ass?
>>716119228
lil bote
>>716118963
Nice, I'm stuck here at work for another 5 hours lol.
>>716119202
Right, and I always decided that if I ever became a manager, I wouldn't care what happens on shift as long as things get done. Cell phone use? Go for it, just don't let it get in the way of customers. Just get everything done in a timely manner and no harm done.
Rumia claimed
This guy right here
>>716119228
Hey, someone remembers me! I haven't been keeping up with space stuff as much as I'd like too, but I did watch the launch of the GOES-R satellite. I also missed a meteor shower thanks to clouds, much to my frustration.
>>716117708
Not what I meant...
>>716119202
That's a bit of a no-brainer since she has different world viewpoints because of her comrades in the Schwarzer Hase.
Elizabeth Claimed
still here
Trump claimed
>>716120067
Great claim, easily one of my top 5 best anime protagonists.
>>716119355
Good night Juvia. Take it easy.
>>716119292
Definitely magnificent.
>>716119407
Top heavy bote
>>716119454
>5 hours
I'd tell you to not look at the clock, but too late. Something about time going slower, blah blah.
>work gets done
That's pretty much the chain of command here. It's normal to see people screwing around for the last hour or so of the day which is fine since the work's getting done. It's rare that we have to pull someone aside for performance issues, but usually those fix themselves. Plus being a gov't slug helps, since workloads in the public sector are much more manageable than the private. That extra pay is only worth so much of your sanity. Not to mention how so many jobs now are freelance/contractor gigs, which is absolute shit-tier as far as benefits and retirement security go.
>>716119782
>German soldiers do not panic
Best XO also has great timing to go along with the misinformation too.
>>716120330
Who the hell do you think I am?
My wall is the wall that will pierce the heavens
>>716119407
big bote
>>716119624
And meanwhile, I followed absolutely nothing about space, and I'm incredibly sleepy.
Goodnight, space anon
>>716120496
Heh meant to post ass
>>716120594
Good night.
>>716120496
I'm debating skateboarding in the parking lot, but there are houses nearby and I'm afraid of making noise..but yeah, if the work gets done, then there shouldn't be a problem, right? I understand the professionalism and all that, but come on, we're human, we have short attention spans lol
I keep falling back to sleep. Feels bad man.
>>716121075
maybe you need to sleep
>>716121377
Its only 6pm and I slept most of the morning. I shouldnt need the sleep.
>>716121473
well if you dont have anything important to do then dont fight it just let it happen
>>716120496
Not gonna lie, I'm a little lost when you say XO...
>>716120657
Now you're back on track.
>>716120979
Depending on the job, 6 hours of honest work, after that the productivity and focus starts to taper off. You can run people into the ground, but it kills morale, and turnover/burnout is 100% real no matter what line of work it is. I'm not your boss, but if you go skateboarding, don't get hurt. Worker's comp paperwork is a bitch and I'm sure there's a personnel rule in there somewhere about unsafe conduct on the job, etc. etc.
>>716121473
>>716121600 is right, sometimes it's best to just listen to what your body is telling you before you got no choice in the matter.
With that being said, time for me to get some rest. Good night /waifu/
>>716122047
>XO
Vice-Commander (Clarissa)
>Houki
>>716122179
Oh, so you mean like this one?
>>716122136
>Then he posts top heavy IS
Make up your mind
>>716122136
Oh, if I hurt myself it's my own damn fault.
>>716119454
Damn that blows. Hopefully my day at work tomorrow goes well.
>>716122047
XO is the 2nd in command on a ship. Short for "executive officer", he is the first to take command should the captain die.
>source: Im an ex navyfag
>>716120496
Post more ass?
>i apologize for the late response
>>716123532
Now I get it, but I was confused because I thought it had multiple meanings...
>Or are there?
>>716123706
Pretty sure only other for XO is hugs and kisses.
-tali
Wow, I didn't even make it through one thread before conking out. I'll be here much longer tomorrow, hopefully. Buenos noches.
Claimu
>>716125032
Which nui are yui?
Quiet night.
>>716125171
The OG Nui, who do i speak to?
>>716125498
Me
>>716125206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T4WB2zfmps
>Because why not?
And good night, everyone!
>>716125206
it is yeah
>>716125835
Ah, been doing anything neat lately?
>>716126153
Had that threesome with my wife and a qt black girl
Kkkkkkeeee
>>716126357
thicc
>>716125836
I actually quite like this one. I dunno why. Not classic, but calming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jkZrSW4bE4
>>716125890
Wonder what's up tonight, it's normally at least a little busier.
>>716126523
Nighty, thread.
>>716126224
Oh, not sure how to respond to that but sounds like you had a very good time.
>>716126805
It was double beej was fucking awesome
>>716126581
ehh its been either going or almost no one is here
Claimed!
>>716127025
Lewd
>>716126900
Tell the story again tbh fam
>>716126900
I bet it was, sounds like things are overall pleasant for you lately then?
>>716127061
Not really though
>>716127077
>be in navy
>be 21
>go to anime expo
>meet qt girl there
>shes 16
>start dating
>dont do anything sexy till shes 18
>get married
>play porn with her aound
>she tells me she likes watching the girls
>intoduce idea of 3some
>go on tinder
>find girl
>go on a few dates
>have weekend 3 some with both
The end
>>716127244
Yes very
>>716127353
>meeting girls at anime expo
>dating 16 year old
>3some
What gods so you worship and what die you sacrifice?
>>716127645
No sacrifices and i worship jesus tbh.
>>716126995
True. I guess I just got used to it being busy the last few nights.
>>716128033
it should be good again like friday
>>716128163
Isn't Friday Christmas? I wonder how it's gunna be around here then...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkObG_npB4A
>>716128348
oh yeah thats a thing that will happen. guess I will see
Goodnight guys
Hello everyone.
>>716128698
Hanako
>>716127353
Good to hear, hope the holidays are great for you.
>>716128357
Are you a new Konata
>>716128509
Rest well
>>716129048
yes :o
>>716128884
Tomoko.
>>716129212
fire and hanako ha its a funny joke
>>716129097
Ah, never seen you post a image like that.
How have you been?
Still awake..
>>716129440
I don't have many images, I use that pic to claim/post song I like
I'm good but it's raining at the moment :(
and how are you? :o
>>716129611
are you trying to sleep?
>>716129650
Nah, I can't. I'm at work.
>>716129294
I thought it was pretty cute too. So how was your day?
>>716129716
where do you work at 2am? :o
>>716129908
ive been sick all day runny nose and a headache. you?
>>716129935
convenience store
>>716129650
Ah, guess i haven't been on too often lately.
I'm sure you could find more images on /c/ if you felt like it.
That sounds like a huge pain, sorry to hear that.
I'm okay today, not up to much right now.
>>716129998
they let you use your phone?
lucky ducky
>>716130039
I used to use a different music claim but I lost all my konata pics when my pc died
it's been going for a while actually, I hope the cats are dry under the trailer ;-;
>>716129980
Oh no, that's not good. Mine was nice, actually got a few things accomplished today.
>>716130284
I'm on my laptop :D
>>716130375
can you take your desktop? :o
>>716130310
ill be fine. oh thats good maybe you can try to accomplish something else today
>>716130284
Ah, that's a shame, doesn't mean you can't find them all again though at least!
Oh, the stray cats are still hanging around?
>>716130618
the underneath of the trailer is basically a second home for them
they at least know that im leaving the food for them but they still get scared of me ;-;
and yeah I'm gonna have to get my pics when I build my new pc
sadly a lot of my konata pics are face edits or pc edits that miku and shiro did
>>716130548
Oh? whatever could it be~?
>>716130513
Nah haha. I wish
>>716130936
nursing me back to health of course. I think you may have some very interesting ways to help me recover
>>716130787
That's pretty cute, how long has this been going on?
Eh, they've never had real human interaction so it's no surprise.
I mean that's not too bad, and you'll get it built soon enough right?
>>716130939
what time are you off? :o
>>716131054
those cats have always hung around but they are here more often than away at some alley
yes, I have all the parts but my friend that was gonna help me left like the day after the last part got here so rip me
he's coming back on the 30th
>>716131206
Oh, i assume the other day when the child somehow got in was the first time it did then?
Ah, well i suppose not much you can do until then.
>>716131206
6am
>>716131049
Hmm i believe i can handle that. I may have a few ideas on how to make you feel better~.
>>716131340
hang in there :o
>>716131336
yes that was the first time, poor little baby kitten is scared of me :(
when I left the food bowl out all the cats were very cautiously approaching and eventually eating but the baby kept looking at me scared and hiding ;-;
>>716131365
whats the treatment you have in mind?
>>716131525
That's sad, but it sounds like it's happy at the very least with what he has right?
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
>>716131547
Well first thing, we'll have to get you out of those clothes. The first part of my treatment is helping you sweat it out. So we'll have to get reeeal close together in the bed, to provide maximum warmth.
>>716131756
NO DON'T TOUCH THAT!
>>716131996
sounds easy enough yeah. whats next?
>>716131704
I suppose all the cats are happy with food and semi-shelter :o
>>716132092
belly
>>716132120
That's very true.
Also i assume it doesn't snow where you live?
>>716132453
nope not in arizona
I've never been to snow
Do you experience it? :o
hou hou houuu
>>716132410
yeah belly
>>716132092
After we've huddled together for a while your body should be warm and relaxed. Then, i'll proceed to give you a full body massage, to relieve your aching muscles. I'll be very thorough, careful not to not miss a spot. Paying special attention to certain spots.
>>716132732
Yeah, it snows where i live, not really something you'd want.
>>716132979
Agitha is better to be fair.
>>716133230
and what spots might those be?
mine all mine CLAIMED!!!!!!!!!!!
>>716133262
well I guess I won't be visiting you anytime soon
what are you up to at the moment? :o
>>716133394
hey cutie :o
>>716133430
Not up to much, I'm currently playing Dead Rising 2, how about yourself?
Everyone in this thread is a disgusting virgin. Also you smell bad and I bet you have a body-pillow. How do you sleep at night???
>>716133710
Snuggled up to a body pillow?
>>716133796
You win this round tomoko...
>>716133710
I wanna sleep with you
>>716133665
just laying in bed sleepy
do you always stay up late? :o
>>716133917
I thought I always did
>>716133978
I like to but i can't always, yourself?
>>716133978
Stop raping me you fucking WHITE MALE
>>716133375
Your chest, to alleviate the tension to allow for easier breathing of course. And your abdominal and pelvic area, to increase heavy breaths.
>>716133796
Damn, beat me to it.
>>716134310
Those are some rather sensitive areas and great minds think alike
Is Haruhi here?
>>716133355
Noon Syndra <3
>>716134539
Sleeping probably
>>716134481
Since they're so sensitive i'll have to be extra careful and take my time on them.
>>716134762
When do you think he'll be here?
>>716134823
But won't that make me a little uh excited? >>716134883
Well they aren't here around this time from I've seen
good morning
>>716134823
Yes, but that's the plan. Your body will get excited and start to flush, which will increase your breathing and help you sweat. But since you'll be sweating so much, you will need to replenish your electrolytes. But don't worry, i have plenty of Gatorade. However, you'll probably be a little weak after the massage and unable to drink it on your own, so i'll have to feed it to you mouth~to~mouth~.
>>716135530
Shit i meant to reply to >>716135023
>>716135023
>>716135530
l e w d
>>716135516
Mornin Chara.
>>716135516
Chara. >>716135530
That sounds like what I need although the mouth to mouth may just make me even more excited >>716135600
Yeah it is
>>716135530
>ERP
Whats the appeal? Why do you do it?
>>716135516
Chara.
>>716135600
Yes.
>>716135779
That's good, that will help with the next part of your treatment.
>>716135809
Because it's fun.
>>716135023
I really hate waiting...
>>716135729
morning makoto
I got a confession yesterday
>>716135942
Morning Hanako.
I see you're busy hitting on smug
>>716135779
smug
I see you're busy getting hit on
>>716135942
Is it that simple?
Can't say i'm satisfy with that answer, but I guess I have to live with it.
>>716135942
And what might that be?>>716135947
Well it's not so bad once you're used to it.>>716135969
Well yeah it's about that time of night
>>716136067
Have you tried it with some anon before?
>>716135969
Is that so? Oh boy, which part of the world is it?
Or was this IRL? Dammit, I'm curious as fuck with only 2 hours to spare!
>>716136130
Don't get me wrong. I enjoy reading it.
>>716136191
Yetserday.... uh...
well, it's from the freedom part of the world sadly.
He's from waifu too
>>716136174
Some have tried to initiate it. It was quite cringey.
I have never properly participated though.
>>716135969
How's your morning going? And of course.
>>716136067
It really is that simple. You should give it a try sometime, so you can see for yourself.
>>716136130
Well now that you've been re-hydrated and your body is loosened up, we'll have to get it moving a bit. Which would involve some...intimate activities.
>>716136297
Ohhhhh! That makes me all the more curious!
>>716136297
It's a bit embarrassing to know someone actually reads it besides us but feel free it is there>>716136499
And you cuddling naked and massaging me wasn't?
>>716118854
Cirno reporting in (ゝω・)v
>>716136338
I get you.
I once had a faggot trying to fake being another person from this community.
It was fucking hilarious.
>>716136555
Not sure he wants me to tell if openly so... I'll tell you in telegram if you want.
>>716136559
Don't worry, it's lovely to read.
>>716136635
>I get you.
Unlikely.
>I once had a faggot trying to fake being another person from this community.
How is that related?
>>716136130
I want Haruhi here.
>>716136718
Well I guess if someone else gets a little kick out of it too that's ok.>>716136819
They are probably sleeping. It's important people get their rest right?
>>716136559
They were, but these will be a bit more...vigorous.
>>716136867
Of course, you're right. I shall wait here and lurk then.
>>716136793
>Unlikely
Not as much as you'd think.
>How is that related?
It's a long story involving some fake confession. Talk about cringy stuff, am I right?
>>716136549
Ayyyyy Nonon.
>>716136911
Oh? You don't think I'll be too worn out?>>716136935
Maybe put on some music or something while you wait.
>>716137103
I like silence a lot better.
>>716136998
Haiyayai!
>>716137211
I can't stand it. I need some sort of white noises at least if I want to sleep or do anything
>>716137103
Maybe a little, but it's all part of my plan. Don't worry, i won't be too rough with you.
>>716137358
What music do you listen to?
>>716137362
It makes me a bit anxious and I don't want to make you sick but I trust you know what you're doing. Also cute pic>>716137506
Anything that sounds good to me so it's really anything besides country polka and probably some other stuff
>>716137506
I've been listening to this for the past while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVyFy61SP4U&t=1468s
>>716137577
Don't worry, i have a pretty strong immune system. Besides, if i do get sick you'll just have to nurse me back to health too~.
>>716136969
>Not as much as you'd think.
Considering that I've made like 5 posts today it ist very unlikely.
>fake confession
Getting involved in internet drama...
>>716137577
What is polka?
>>716137748
A full album? I don't want to hear all that.
>>716137785
Haruhi~ is that really you?
>>716137828
>>716137748
Oh I don't think I could have a nice plan like you though. It would be a bit less organized.>>716137828
Genre of music that's really uh bouncy? It's hard to explain just YouTube it
>>716137828
Best tracks are
1. Ramen King
5. Bitches Aint Shit
6. Dick Pays Rent
10. FRIED RICE
11. Fuck The Police
12. Kill Yourself
20. Tribute To Ronald
23. Friendzone
>>716138071
>>716138071
>>716138071
>>716138080
We use the first thread that was linked.
>>716138094
You delete this!
>>716138175
Already did.
>>716138175
everyone knows that
>>716138175