Just found out my friend of three years is huge into anal and

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>>716103022
>yfw entry

>>716103022
That thing has a dick

>>716103022
Moar. Now

I'm sure that's your friend and not you op. Lmao were u just trying to check if u passed cause you don't bud

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>>716103135

>>716103022
why dont you just fucking message her like a normal fucking person and get some anal instead of asking anonymous losers to fuck up your relationship for you

>>716103022
HUGE INTO ANAL
tight ass
pick one....

Tell us more, greentext if necessary

Also more pics

Also loads of dudes are going to want a go on that, you need a USP

Let me fuck you in the arsehole.

>>716103378
Re roll.

Three years to fuck a bitch yall missed the boat.

>>716103022
when are you going to let me stir your chocolate pudding?

Huge into anal
>Tight ass

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>>716103362
>be me
>notice rachel left her phone at my place
>happen to know her code so I snoop
>3 separate messages with guys on KiK and messenger telling them she wants it up her ass.
>tells one of them she perfers anal to vaginal
>jerk off to that shit all night until I return it to her today
>sit here not knowing what to do with this info.

>>716103907
silly anon, she's not huge into anal, she's huge into anal with chad

post more pics though

you didn't manage to get any nudes off that phone did you? or anything revealing?

>>716103478
Why do I keep rolling 78?

>>716103022
You're going to need a good phone, and some rope.

Using the phone, write a detailed suicide note, explaining what a cuck and mistake you are, and how by killing yourself, you are ridding this planet of the useless combination of cells called OP.


The rope is to be tied to the top of a building, and the other end into a noose.

Wrap the noose around your neck, but make sure the rope is longer then 4 meters, and the building taller then 10.

Hotglue your head to your hands, and jump off.

The noose will sever your head, and your hands will be holding your head, as you plummet to the ground, as if seemingly you are holding your head in your hands, thinking of what a useless piece of shit you are OP.

>>716104078
win lol

>>716103253
hes saying that his friend is in the picture you fucking idiot

>>716104078
what :/

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>>716104038
No nudes her parents are nazi's and check her phone for pics all the time so shes careful. Might be able to get some tonight if things go well.

>>716104308
>and the other guy is saying how it's OP pretending it's someone else, and how he is actually a tranny, trying to see if other /b/tards would be fooled by his boipussy.

A seasond /b/eteran can spot a trap from 10 miles away.

>>716104423
Doubt it.

>>716103907
>>716103907
try to bring up anal somehow, not with her but how you always wanted to try it and that every girl you've been with was always too afraid. That has worked for me with anal and roadhead

>>716104423
post screenshots of convos

I heard you let Billy the Fridge back door you. You should let me fuck you in the ass too.

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>>716103907
>Horse Pens 40

That's a fun rout.

Bring magnesium

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>>716104423
I dunno man, this girl's face, hair, clothes, body all scream lesbian to me. Do you know about anal through rumor or reliable source? Are her parents super christian? She could just be 2deep in the closet

I hate anal

>>716104779
OP better deliver on this

Fun Fact #1: She has a tiny ass
Fun Fact #2: She's an ugly dyke

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>>716104901
pretty sure shes not a lesbian, she has dated 2 guys since i have known her, she had long hair before, pic related.

>short hair
God yes

>>716104866
well thats random but we have a winner, will deliver when she responds.

>>716105217
that's not the same fucking chick, totally different face.

>>716103022
assuming you're not full of shit... play your cards right sir and we're behind you all the way. Don't scare her off! And to those saying "boipussy" you know you'd hit it anyway, fuck off

>>716105317
nigga you blind af

>>716104078

Oh wow.

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now what? please next dubs have something to do with anal sex

>>716105217
That nose and chin tho fam. You seriously can't think that ain't a trap.


>prefers anal to vaginal

Of course, faggots won't stick their dick in a pussy.

>>716105808
Do you want to fuck me in the arse with your trap cock?

>>716105808
Nevermind. Would you say you're a gassy person? Just wondered in light of a recent discovery.

>>716105964
reroll

>>716105378
ill try, never tried fucking a close friend before, but i think its worth it to get in her ass tonight.

>>716103022
Anal is gay dude, stop being a degenerate.

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>>716105808
Your anus shall be my prize

can i fuck you in the bum?

>>716105808
wrong chat lol. we've been friends for a while and i was thinking about it. I have feelings for you... in my throbbing cock. so, you want to meet up tomorrow for some netflix and chill. i LOVE anal.

>>716106016
lol'd

>>716106049
Reroll for that!

>>716105808
So, I've always wanted to try anal. Wanna pick up sme wine on the way over and let me fuck you like I own your ass?

>>716106063
pretty good

>>716106049
rollin' for this

>>716106112
roll for this

>>716106176
Reroll

>>716106112
roll it

>>716105808
Sorry, nvm. Have I ever told you you've got a great ass?

>>716105316
And carabiner

Dammit I was talking about rock, free climbing is fine but why don't she bring anything?

>>716106112
reroll

>>716105808
Just say "Sup Cutie ;)"
You gotta ease into it. Ill help you

>>716104423
That's a dude retard. And if it isn't you're still gay for wanting to put your dick in the ass, let alone the ass of a girl that looks just like a dude. Consider suicide.

>>716105808
Can I have your butt for Christmas?

>>716106112
roll

I went thru your phone and saw that you're into anal. As am I.

I've always wanted to try anal with someone, is that weird?

I wanna bang your butt bb. Then u bang my butt HUE HUE

fancy some anal?

Hi I'm on on this site called 4chan where faggots tell me what to say to you so can get anal

>>716106176

>>716106372
this needs to be said lol

>>716105905
Rolling

>>716106455
k e k

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>>716106455

so....

bought some condoms today

>>716106455
well shit fuck you, sending now.

>>716106455
kek winrar

>>716106438
Roll.. check em bitch!

>>716106112
rerollin

IF U WANT IT UP UR POOPER, JUST PUT A PENCIL IN IT SILLY GIRL

>>716105905
Roll

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My throbbing cock is the lion, and your muddy cornhole is the prey.

>>716106464
agreed, rolling for this, would like to see how it works

Penis in pooper tonight, yes?

>>716106372
>>716106464
>>716106627
My christmas wishlist rn:

1) your ass
2) a good picture of your ass

Either works, I'm not picky xx

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>>716106455
>so can get anal

I'm thinking of getting into climbing, know any good gyms?

>>716106704
Bump

>>716106372
roll

Tbh I wanna run into your ass under the mistletoe and make out with it all night long, any chance of a pic or a fuck?

>>716103907
GUYS.
GUYS.
this faggot had her in his house. if he wanted to make a move he wouldve. OP kiss that "tight ass" goodbye because Chad T.C. gave her a creampie already

I want you to put an 8 around my balls and fuck my ass with a tricam

>>716106372
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>>716106939
any of these please

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>>716106941
>GUYS.
>GUYS.

Should I take your butt out to dinner before I fuck it?

What are your ass's holiday opening hours?

>>716105808
i wanna watch a dog fuck your ass hole

>>716106372
roll

My cock is the key to your tight little poop dispenser. The next time we meet, I shall make sweet, sweet love to your anus. Bring lube. Prepare your bunghole for an ungodly penetration. You'll be calling me Vlad soon because I shall impale you with my schlong.
Everything in your life has led up to this moment, your anus was crafted for my penis, I am your anus and you are my penis.
What is love? Baby don't hurt me.
The only thing that's going to be hurting is your cave enterance. It will be renamed Afghanistan because I'm going to bomb it with my missile.
I will ram your ass, anal is only the beginning, I shall fuck your anus so hard you'll grow a prostate and cum from anal stimulation like me. I am you. Your anus is mine.

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Thread's dead

>>716107811
Stay winning

>>716107870
i wanna fill your turd slicer with my cock

>>716104078
op wher eu @

Damn screenshot wont work on my phone so far she said "what? anal with who?"

>>716107870
Holy fuck rolling

>>716107870
Rolling for this

>>716107994
With you. Can I have your butt for Christmas?

>>716107870
Roll

>>716108086
reroll

>>716103022

>huge into anal
>tight ass

nigga where are u with these screenshots

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hi im james perez, im an aids infested meth head who blogs about smoking meth and how the cia and FBI and Jehovahs witnesses and mormons are persecuting me via telepathy

I need some keks on my blog @ fuckyourgod.org

I will fuck OP and OPs mom and OPs dog for another hit of the pipe

>>716108086
good enuf for me this

>>716107870
Kek

>>716108332
Off by one fug

>>716107405
This
And send her a link to some beast porn

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finally, just had to refresh my messager

>>716108262
thx

>>716108086
roll

>>716103022
how can she climb with those tits always in the way?
That's why they never win american gladiator

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>>716107134
The fact that OP hasn't posted anything in fucking ages should tell you something.

>>716108548
Spoke
>>716108454
Too soon

>>716108548
I just posted, screencap was being wonky

>>716108454
holy fuck you're close

>>716108454
Because I like your butt. What do you say? Pic or penetration, your choice.

>>716108663
This could actually work, fucking roll

>>716108454
It's a god-damn home run!

>>716108454
That emoji is pretty neutral.

But respond to her:
"Well, if you're offering..."

You're not just going to fuck her ass and run, you will probably have to eat it, suck some nipples and make her cum as well.
Ain't no way you're going to get a second turn if you don't make her cum.

>>716108644
yeah expected that to go much worse, she never seemed overly flirty with me, I legit have no idea what to say next. Get my dick wet anons

I'll put it plain and simple, I want to fuck you in the ass

>>716108663
roll

>>716108766
Try
>>716108751
Be forward, but not creepy.

>>716108778
Roll myself .

>>716108663
Probably ur best bet

>>716103022
>Friend
>3 years

You have no chance in hell

>>716108663
>>716108751
Combine these.

"Because it's a great butt. So, if you're offering. . . pic or penetration, your choice."

>>716108778
roll

>>716108846
Reroll.

Trying to get OPs dick wet.

>>716108870
You're wrong. I've fucked my friends before and stayed friends

>>716108884
roll

>>716108454
Because I always look at it when we climb rocks

>>716108884
roll

>>716108663
This noe

>>716108900
A winrar is me.

>>716108884
holy shit fuck the rolls and do this, most coherent response yet

>>716108900
Looks like we have a wiener

>>716108988
win

>>716108988
Winrar

>>716109014
DO NOT DISOBEY KEK

It's fake as fuck. Why would OP want dubs to decide what to post if he really wants to fuck her in the ass...Dumb fucks

IT'S FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

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>>716108479
op here Thank y'all for responding tom thread i appreciate the time and effort you spent on this thread :)

>>716103022
>Ivan is definitely woman.

>>716108988
Came after
>>716108900

Maybe combine the two like
>>716108884
Said?

>>716108454
Well your butt would be my Christmas present. Your present would be all of the rest of the things I'd do to you.

>>716109063
closest i've ever seen an anon get to win in a thread like this tho

>>716108988
winnnn

lol sorry my brother stole my phone haha XD

>>716108454
My cock is the key to your tight little poop dispenser. The next time we meet, I shall make sweet, sweet love to your anus. Bring lube. Prepare your bunghole for an ungodly penetration. You'll be calling me Vlad soon because I shall impale you with my schlong.
Everything in your life has led up to this moment, your anus was crafted for my penis, I am your anus and you are my penis.
What is love? Baby don't hurt me.
The only thing that's going to be hurting is your cave enterance. It will be renamed Afghanistan because I'm going to bomb it with my missile.
I will ram your ass, anal is only the beginning, I shall fuck your anus so hard you'll grow a prostate and cum from anal stimulation like me. I am you. Your anus is mine.

>>716109297
actual kys

all I want is to have some anal with you

>>716103022
"Ay lemme smash?"

>>716104078
>>be me
>>notice rachel left her phone at my place
>>happen to know her code so I snoop
>>3 separate messages with guys on KiK and messenger telling them she wants it up her ass.
>>tells one of them she perfers anal to vaginal
>>jerk off to that shit all night until I return it to her today
>>sit here not knowing what to do with this info.
how

Deliver noe

>>716104423
Her parents snoop her phone but she also has a kik?

>>716109339
This needs to be sent

Clearly "she" likes anal cuz "she's" a trap

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Gotta go with first dub.
no response yet kinda worried.

Deliver faggot

its a very beautiful ass and i have a distinct urge to be in it

>>716109466
Win fucking RAR

>>716109466
Winrawr xd

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>>716103022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWd3FFfTJgQ

>>716109376
This

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>>716109466

>>716109466
If this is dubs, op doesn't send this and the raffle starts again.

>>716109532
You fucked up op. Jesus fuck idiot. So many good responses and you choose this one. No ass for you faggot

>>716109532
I think you have a nice butt and I would like to be in it

>>716109532
Pictures? A private meet-and-greet?

Don't wait for her to respond first.

>>716109466
Winner winner chicken dinner

>>716109532
well played.

>>716109687
roll

Has a dick.

>>716109754
aargh off by one

>>716109466
DO IT

>>716109297
kek roll

>>716109797
off by 2 :(

>>716109466
Kek, could work

>>716109532
>>orange text
>>you done goofed

>>716109532
jesus fucking christ you beta'd out. you put the onus on her to make a move which women fucking can't do. 1. you got the focus away from the ass which is her fetish. 2. you acted like she's the one asking for it/making the moves. 3. this is doubly bad because the fact that she's into ass stuff indicates she likes alphas and you even "blinking" for a moment like this is fatal.

first msg pretty good, follow up is nuke me tier.

>>716109951
9 quads
teller u want some poop shoot

Holy shit, is this Rach? I accidentally saved your number for this guy I just met...I'm so embarrassed that I'm coming out to you like this.

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>>716109532
this might work.

finally someone on the internet has balls.

fake as fuck

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OP here I have to admit I just like huge cocks in my mouth. All this was fake and I'm off to kill myself

>>716109466
Do it

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gotta go in order. Now what bois?

>>716109532
damn, where is that picture of the kid talking gangsta to that one bitch on FB, "whoever pulls my dick out of that ass will be king Arthur"? Send that to her... Still makes me laugh

>>716109996
reroll

>>716109951
>Beta'd out
>Not being a creep.
He's being forward, showing interest, but not being "HOL UP GURL, LET ME GET DAT FUK".

>>716109466
WINRAR

>>716110107
roll

>>716110093
Kill yourself

http://ios.foxsash.com/

>>716109988
Oh noes!

>>716110093
Can you just post more pics...?

>>716110093
well fuck me...

>>716110093
Fake texts. Kys

>>716110093
Tell her about how you've always wanted to try anal

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>Friend of 3 Years
Zero chance of you fucking her if you haven't already.

>>716110093
>>716109466
This was first OP, make /b/ great again

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>>716110107

Tell her you want it all but you want dat ass most of all

holy shit OP might get it

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>>716110155

>>716103022
>my friend
>I might be able to get it into that tight ass
Choose one.

>>716103022
you have no chance

>>716103022
GRILLS CANT BE FRIENDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>>716110403
roll
it rhymes like a poem
bitches love poems

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>>716110155
DO IT FAGGOT

>>716104851
That doesn't look like HP40. You sure this isn't Rocktown?

>>716110107
>>716110397
Ha, that's the shit!
>berry my dick

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fucking screencap thing is fucking up.
I had to take control for that one but I will say the next dub that makes any sense, im close