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Well, that was weird. >ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Well, that was weird.

>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION

>Want a tarot reading? Great! Just roll some dubs. Or trips. Or quads. (GETS)
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!

>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.

>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.

>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.
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I don't really like Touhou's
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>>716101950
Are you running in the 90's?
>>716102071
Why?
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>>716101950
Wha...! Are you serious? N-no way. Really? Out of anonymous's league...? B-but that's the opposite of what I want!
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>>716101950
mods are in rare form tonight
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So like I was saying, she's not pregnant, but she's in a bad position now.
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>>716102071
Hi Alice.
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>>716102368
So it was my nep
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I can bet that I have the least interesting life (currently) out of anyone on this thread

-Sweet Roll
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>>716102071
They don't like you!

>>716102106
I'm walking in the 80's.

>>716102124
I know, I know! I tried telling him that you wouldn't bite, but he wouldn't hear it!

>>716102152
Stray janitor, happens once in a while.
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>>716102071
KITTY!
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>>716102154
roll

-Nico
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>>716102626
Time to go put up some dolls and curse you.
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>>716101512
>Reisen
It's a really uncommon story. I met him here, on /b/, he brought me into ERP and talked about our lives in the meantime; then we started getting closer and closer till different feelings started to grow~
And that's how I became gay for one guy only.

>>716101950
In the meantime, rolling for a love-life tarot reading~
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>>716102462
Not from Peru tho.
>>716102106
Parsee! (Nice song btw)
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Should I stay with my gf or leave on her for another girl I like
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>>716102832
I'm confused as fuck. Or did I just get the country wrong
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>>716102784
I thought only Alice did that...
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>>716102652
Back to your containment thread
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>>716102652
Why did I laugh at this?

>>716102626
You don't bite, do you?

>>716102124
So intimidating...
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>>716102765
i was so close
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>>716102626
Mm, I feel kind of bad... I hope Anonymous sees this.
*sigh*
>>716102831
Heh... Have you visited him?
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I might as well say hi.
I don't need anything for now though.

(If I get dubs or beyond whoever asks the next question can just have them. As long as thats fine with op.)
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-Koi
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>>716102894
You're wrong about that.
>>716102832
I'll nep your nep!
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>>716103047
Not unless you ask!
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>>716102878
Yes, I do go to waifu threads, not often though, and yes, you got the country wrong. Silly.
>>716102931
Mean, Makoto is like, the biggest qt in this realm, also has a badass car.
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>>716103056
Not yet, that's my Christmas gift, I'll visit him the 2nd week of January~

>I'll never get "gets" today
>Uzume
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>>716103234
I understand that feeling of not getting Gets.

-Nico
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>>716102931
I was in these threads before those ones you dip.

>>716103047
I have no clue m8.

>>716103208
Am not.
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>>716103208
Oh. Chile?
>>716103363
Irrelevant. Containment
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>>716103084

Hey Koi

I'm a little grumpy about recent personal events

But I'll manage

How about you?

-Sweet Roll
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>>716103074
Heya! Yeah, as long as you set some kind of parameter for it it's fine.

>>716103056
Oh, I'm sure he'll warm up to you eventually, if he's still around!
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>>716103328
Jokes apart, it's the fourth time I'm off by one to get them.

>>716103370
Exactly, that's basically it. I'll visit him to actually understand if things will ever work out, and then if it does, I'll keep on working to save money and actually start living with him~
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>>716103473
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nr2SPYHHJL
-Koi
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>>716103605
I think I'm out of gets for now.

-Nico
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>>716103115
I'm just kidding! Of course you're not. You're too friendly

>>716103149
I want it to be known that the Parsec thing was one of my jokes

>>716103152
Very interesting. I'll keep that in mind...

>>716103208
>biggest qt in this realm
Nah, that would be Hikari, Reisen, and Reimu. In no particular order of course

>>716103430
Well it is winter, so of course its...chile
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>>716103605
Ah, that's good! Just keep in mind that being with someone physically is nothing like being with them online. Still, I wish you luck! Seriously! You should keep me updated~
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I hate you all.
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>>716103208
>has a badass car.
it's a big miata
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>>716103370
Uhm... n-no?
>>716103363
Yo, did you got your car back already? (You are quite unlucky, or so I've seen so far)
>>716103149
If you take responsability, sure.
>>716103430
Yep, sup?

I should hunt pics and renew my folder, but I'm too lazy.
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>>716103853
You are the nicest person I've ever met.
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>>716103853
love you too buddy
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>>716103208
>Yes, I do go to waifu threads

You're not cool anymore.

Please leave and never come back.
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>>716103841
It's my joke now.
>>716103928
I will take no responsibility
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>>716103829
No worries, if I don't get them it means that fate doesn't allow me to have some hints on how my ship will end~

>>716103849
I know~
Mmh...Still, knowing how things developed..and how they're still developing right now, a lot of hopes are growing~
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>>716103928
Just saying "hello" and now leaving
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>>716103905
SAMEJI PLS GO WITH SHITTY BOXER

>>716103928
Never left me. Just waiting for them to tell me if they're gunna fix it, or if I'm getting a hefty check.
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>>716102619

Well

Since no one spoke up about it

I will declare it

I, Sweet Roll, have the least interesting life (currently) out of anyone on this thread

yay?

Unless if anyone else can say otherwise

-Sweet Roll
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>>716103853
I don't mind, I'm not a big fan of myself either.
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>>716104304
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1woUWVe3TRr
-Koi
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>>716104272
AT LEAST I DIDN'T CRASH MY BOXER
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>>716103853
I hate everything, pretty much

>>716103965
That you're what? Intimidating, or friendly? Possibly intimidatingly friendly

>>716104201
Fool. You'd have nothing without me

>Makoto's great, why wouldn't you have a crush on her?
Pfffff. If only you people knew...
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>>716104207
I'm happy for you! I mean it, please keep me updated. I'm rooting for you!
>>716104466
Intimidating!
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>>716104466
I would have everything.
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>>716104447

Would you like a full description?

or would you like me to be discreet?

-Sweet Roll
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>>716103905
Hi Sameji, thanks.
>>716104090
Dunno, sadly we don't talk often, so, ye.
>>716104151
Said the faceless anon. It's not like I haven't tried to not wake up in the morning, diying while sleeping is hard.
>>716104201
Then I'll sue your ass for child support. I want the beach house.
>>716104253
Oh, ok, cya!
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>>716104660
Will do next time I'll manage to get here~

>Uzume
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>>716104711
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v9ADbBbKtb
-Koi
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>>716104458
THATS BECAUSE YOU DRIVE LIKE BABBY!

>>716104466
Got something you'd like to say there, Leiutenant
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>>716104744
But I didn't get you pregnant. I just nep your nep.
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>>716104207
Perhaps fate won't give me the answers I seek tonight. Still, I would rather not have the answers that are in my mind right now.
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>>716104956
>Sees 3 gets that can be gifted
>Rattles

>Uzume
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>>716104744
ayylmao, it's my personal duty to seek out makoto to insult his car for no reason at all

>>716104876
SAID THE MAN WHO GOT IN TWO ACCIDENTS IN TWO WEEKS
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>>716104660
You're intimidatingly good at golf. Seriously, if anything you're TOO nice. Who would say that you're intimidating?

>>716104677
The world is not enough, eh?

>>716104876
Lots
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>>716105048
maybe just one more roll

-Nico
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>>716104928
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>>716105215
If it works it's because I downed the whole wine bottle now.
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>>716105067
THEY WERE A MONTH APART YOU CHUCKLE FUCK!

>>716105193
Rood.
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>>716105361
And it doesn't, still happy to be here anyway.

>Uzume
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>>716105261
>During the confusion I take your nep.
>>716105193
You are enough.
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>>716105067
>>716104876
You two should arrange a competition, like a race, but facing eachother and having a high speed frontal colision, no?
>>716104928
That's what nepping implies.

Who wants these? Cash them fast. >>716104744
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>>716105421
DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT MY CAR DOESN'T HAVE TWO INSURANCE CLAIMS ON IT

>>716105592
unlike makoto, i don't like crashing my car
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>>716105351
I just need to buy the ticket, settle down with him about times and such and then wait~
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>>716105670
BUT IT DOES PROVE YOU DONT HAVE THE GUTS TO BE THE DORIFTO KINGU!
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>>716105670
B A N T Z
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Evening!
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>>716105837
I have no idea what this argument is about, but it's entertaining.
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>>716105837
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JIbuNg1ozl
-Koi
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>>716105067
Don't forget the motorcycle shenanigans

>>716105421
I speak da troof

>>716105351
Turned down in what way?

>>716105530
I'm enough for what?

>>716105870
Another one?
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>>716105870
Good evening.
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>>716105837
>No sense traffics is everywhere + the rocky roads his car made of trash can't do that.
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>>716105870
Well hi there.

>>716105934
About our cars.

>>716105960
Too difficult to deal with vocaroo on mobile, sorry m8.

>>716106024
DONT GIVE THEM AMMO!

>>716106105
Rip.
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>>716105837
JOKES ON YOU, I LIKE MY ENGINES TO HAVE A PROPER OTTO CYCLE

>>716105857
u w0t

>>716106024
i wasn't informed of any shenanigans on the bikes
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>>716106024
You'll find out soon.
>>716105592
N-no.
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>>716106201
>What piece of trash was that? Show it to me
>>716106192
>indeed rip
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>>716105870
Evenin'

You want to know something about dubs. They're like rare drops in an RPG. It's a test of patience to get that rare drop, but it feels great when you finally manage to get them.
>>
And so trying to roll again...Let's see..

>Uzume
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>>716106549
I will get this roll, even if it kills me!

-Nico
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>>716106726
Reroll
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>>716106549
I should finish Xenoblade now that I think about it.

>Uzume
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>>716106232
...are we gonna nep now?

>>716106192
oops

>>716106201
That was just a plausible thing that I just made up
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>>716101950
Man all i wanna know is if i have a chance with this girl i'm talking to.
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>>716106440
show you wuht?

>>716106933
i woulda bought it
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>>716105804
Mm, I'm really glad. Love is a beautiful thing. Sent you a discord request. I have Nep to thank.
>>716106024
W-when they asked me out?
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>>716106933
No we are going to cook.
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>>716104843

Okay then

>Morning
>Wake up at 8
>Bring little sister to school
>Start a dishwasher load
>fap
>Watch Youtube (Music, or whatever interests me) or play vidya
>Consider fapping again
>If yes, when done, repeat earlier activity
>repeat until Noon

>Noon
>Prepare food at either noon or 1
>Lunch is normally ramen noodles, or leftovers
>Eat while watching Youtube

>Afternoon
>Finish eating
>Continue watching youtube
>Consider doing dishes
>Pick up little sister
>If dishes are not started, they will be

>Evening
>Finish dishes
>Play vidya (sometimes with online friends), or watch Youtube
>Eat dinner
>Clear table
>Return to earlier activity

>Night
>If it is a scheduled day for a thread, wait around for it to show up
>Participate in thread until it is over
>Go back to Youtube and vidya
>If it is not a scheduled day, check anyway, do a small something to keep from being bored, stop checking at 10
>Youtube and vidya

>Late night
>Youtube and vidya
>At 1, brush teeth
>fap for an hour
>sleep
>sometimes attempt lucid dreaming

>lather, rinse, repeat until weekend

-Sweet Roll
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>>716106024
Another one?

>>716106084
How's it going?

>>716106192
Oh hi there.
>motorcycle shenanigans
Tell me more.
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>>716105592
I guess I'll gladly take those dubs. Reimu, Sorry to disturb you but you have some work to do.
As I said before, Love-Life tarot reading, thank you~

>>716107224
Ooh~
I think I already accepted it~
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>>716107303
Rolling

-Nico
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>>716101950
rolling for current destiny
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>>716107509
rerolling. I can do this.
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>>716101950
I used to shiggy diggy too.
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>>716107304
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qJcpQ3hUsT
-Koi
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>>716107606
Guess today really isn't my day.
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>>716106201
NOT SUPERIOR ROTAIONAL FORCE, GET REKT

>>716107379
Uhhh, no shenanigans you haven't already heard of.
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>>716107304
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>>716107654
Are you sure?
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>>716107224
That's what I thought. Must be a long list of people

>>716107273
Well, I'll try my best

>>716107379
Another idol. Well, at least you're one of the only good ones

>>716107303
Rolling for sleep
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>>716107379
Pretty well actually, just getting in bed, what about you?
>>716107459
Link Reimu...
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>>716107780
I've always been one of the good ones.
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>>716107304
no work or school?
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>>716107692
This. I feel this deeply. The feeling I can feel deeply.

-Nico
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>>716107843
Pretty good! Just enjoying teasing someone.
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>>716107889
>889
why kek?
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>>716107081
Reroll
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>>716107379
Excellent.
>>716107903
Lift your skirt up. Please!
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>>716107654
SUCK MY SECONDARY BALANCE
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>>716107843
Yeah I was thinking about it. Sorry Neo but my lack of sugars and sleep is dozing me off.

>>716107835
Forgot to quote you before~
See >>716107459
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>>716108000
WHY KEK?

-Nico
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>>716107633

I guess I win, I don't know if I should be proud

>>716107692

I'm not complaining

Sure beats life as it was in school

-Sweet Roll
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>>716107978
Maybe I should go to sleep soon. Recent happenings have left me frazzled.
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>>716108029
No.
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>>716107948
Bet I know at least half of em. By the way, I'm not on that list, am I?

>>716107851
Oh? Is that so?

>>716107978
Oh that sounds a little scary. Do I still get tossed into the "closest" bed?
>>
>>716108294
I'd like to think so, at least.
>>
>>716108096
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cdeledETGT
-Koi
>>
>>716108267
Please.
>>
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>>716107835
My love for you.
>>
>>716108054
I'm thinking of going to sleep soon as well. I think I'm gonna need it.

-Nico
>>
hi im james perez, im an aids infested meth head who blogs about smoking meth and how the cia and FBI and Jehovahs witnesses and mormons are persecuting me via telepathy

I need some keks on my blog @ fuckyourgod.org

I will fuck OP and OPs mom and OPs dog for another hit of the pipe

PLEASE PREDICT HOW MANY COMMENTS I WILL GET ON MY BLOG TODAY AND HOW MUCH METH I WILL HAVE LEFT IN MY PIPE TONIGHT LEL
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>>716107903
Oh, oh, is it me?
>>
>>716107857

No more school, might work soon

So I guess that means I'm a NEET

-Sweet Roll
>>
>>716108385
wat
>>
>>716108054
>Four of Pentacles
This could mean two things. If you're single, it means you'll acquire a new "possession" soon. If you're involved, it means you're going to be in a situation where you're possessive of the person you're with, guarding them jealously.

>Eight of Cups
Changing directions, the dawn of something new.

>Nine of Swords
Insecurity and maybe obsession will haunt and hinder you in love. Try to take it easy and just take things as they come.
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>>716107732
I'm fairly certain. I haven't done much with the bike since that crash, so...

>>716108029
>>716108352
Shoo~

>>716108049
>Needing secondary balance
BASED BALANCE THROUGH ENGINE TYPE!
>>
>>716108432
Well, I'm going to sleep. I don't think tomorrow is going to be a pleasant day and I'm going to need the rest. Goodnight everyone.

-Nico
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>>716108352
That's prohibited.

>>716108410
Nope! It's someone very fun to tease though.

>>716108502
>no more bike Mako
The disappointment is real.
>>
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>>716108544
YES! FINALLY!
>>
>>716108544
Dubs yo.

~Neptune
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>>716108341
Well for what its worth, you seem alright

>>716108369
At least buy her dinner first.

>>716108410
Don't worry. I can tease you if she's not

>>716108502
OH. I Understand that thing you bought, now...
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>>716108502
No
>>716108631
W-why?
>>
>>716108294
Mm, no! But you don't know any of them, they're all irl! No one's ever asked me out online, haha... I've done that every time.
>>
>>716101950
Magic Conch Shell, will I ever get married?
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>>716108375
I don't think I will. In 3 hours I have to clean the house and do some more chores, so I'll just rest on the couch/bed till then; after that have another coffee and actually do what I have to do.

>>716108462
Damn. Reimu, nothing could be more accurate than that.
As for insecurity and obsession, yeah, I should really chill down.
Thanks~
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>>716108631
It's not that I don't have it. I just haven't been riding as much.

>>716108662
Huh?

>>716108676
Shoo shoo~
>>
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>>716108662
>you seem alright
Do I need to remind you of a particular girl you know who hops characters like they're going out of fashion?

>>716108676
Because it's not allowed.
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>>716108502
AT LEAST MY MANUFACTURER NEVER GAVE UP ON THEIR DREAMS
>>
>>716108346

I DO have something that I'm going to do, but I shall hold off from saying it

There are eyes and ears everywhere here

-Sweet Roll
>>
>>716108843
Ah, spending more time in the car are you?
>>
>>716108706
Ahh, I was just assuming the worst of the degenerates in our community. I'm sure you're not that scary irl. I mean, your voice is nice

>>716108844
Okay, this is literally the one time I didn't recognize you

>>716108843
Pillow.
>>
>>716108294
Yeah, I'll take care of it when I go to bed. Could be a while though~

>>716108648
Ahahahaha! What luck!
>>
>>716108844
But that doesn't answer why it's not allowed.
>>716108843
You first!
>>
>>716109142
I'm not too sure about that, actually.
>>
>>716109142
Hahaha... It's really not! REALLY not!
>>
>>716108768
No problem! Happy to do it!
>>
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I'll probably never be able to roll dubs, but here goes nothing...

One Tarot reading, please.
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>>716101950

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWd3FFfTJgQ
>>
>>716109256
It's not allowed because it's not allowed.
>>
>>716108659
My friend is going through some tough times right now and she won't tell. She says she can't tell me, and it's frustrating me.
>>716108544
I finally got dubs, so here's my question. What is my friend's love life like at the moment?

-Nico
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>>716103849
Yo hit me for a reading. How do I do the gets thing? I seek the topic of life and upcoming events.
>>
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Would it be bad idea to talk to this girl I liked, just to enjoy the last moments here? We argued here and there, and have had rough patches, but I'm over her feelings wise, although I get mad whenever she mentions other guys. I've got two months left as a civilian, and I did have feelings, but I'm realizing she isn't worth my feelings.

We occasionally have short lived sprees of fun, but I get my feelings get the best, and I realize I should be fucking rather than wasting time on relationships.

Would it be bad for me to talk to her and just be a normal dude and mess with her rather than anything else? I've made her cry and shit, and vice versa (only once when I was drunk).
>>
checkum
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>>716109368
Reminds me of a certain something I lit the other day that was made out of the wrong kind of paper...
>>
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>>716109307
Oh well...This makes me want to try harder..Hah...
I'm glad I can back here <3
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>>716109505
Only five off.
>>716109397
That's no fun.
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>>716109329

Reroll.

Btw. Do I need to tell you anything about myself in case I get lucky?

> tarot reading request, pic related
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>>716109197
Oh, excellent. I hope there's enough room for two...

>>716109273
I'm quite sure about it.

>>716109296
Actually now that I think about it, that only adds to my argument. You're funny and easy to talk to...those people were probably just butthurt

>>716109505
Hey you
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>>716109451
You gotta roll dubs!
>>716109329
Rolling for you.
>>716109495
Sure, come on man, don't be so hard on yourself.
>>
>>716109638
Well deal with it.

>>716109690
You are?
>>
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Testing
>>
>>716109889
I think you're in the wrong thread.
>>
>>716109889
you were one off.
>>
>>716109677
Tell me about what you want to know from the cards, that's all. Anything else is up to you.
>>
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>>716109638
The most I could be off
I will hang my head in shame

Or just hang

>>716109690
Sup
>>
>>716109690
Aha... Mm, I dunno. I never gave any of them the time of day for various reasons, not the least of which was that they were not only all men but most certainly not my type.
>>
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>>716108879
NOT FID MINE OR DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE RX9?!

>>716108945
Lots. I enjoy having a radio that sounds better than a Christmas card. Plus, my friend is on the heavy side, and I can't drive him to work on a bike. Plus plus, ROTARY LYF!

>>716109142
I don't see what you're getting at here.

>>716109256
No can do.
>>
>>716110112
Yes you can. It's simple really!
>>716110065
Nooooooo! What about touhou 15.5! You're suppose to be in it,.
>>716109731
Never!
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>>716110003
When are we getting a Sanae around here?
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>>716110112
YES I DID BECAUSE IT HASN"T HAPPENED YET
>>
>>716109722
But would it be a bad idea?
>>
>>716109756
Oh. I'm glad to hear that~

>Uzume
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>>716108659
Nope.
>>716108662
What does she like?
>>
>>716110065
That image speaks to my soul.
>>716110293
Never

-Niko
>>
>>716110293
I-if we get one of those, I might be more distracted than usual...
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>>716110293
Thanks for the gif. I was actually looking for this one.
>>
I guess there's no reason to really get into the story of it, but I wonder I will ever actually learn to be happy? Have I missed too much already? Or maybe I should just be content with who I am and what I have now.

Thanks, maybe?
>>
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>>716110068
>Reisen has a type
The slutbunny is more picky than previously thought.

>>716110112
Ah, I can see why that'd work better then. Still, I have a bit of a bias towards bikes I think.

>>716110266
You have no choice.
>>
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Trying again
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>>716109677

Yay, I got dubs!

Okay, well I suppose I would like to request a general reading (if that is possible), or at the very least, something to do with career/life choices in the near future ( a year or two)

> student
> considering graduate school
> academia kinda sucks, isn't very fulfilling overall
> possibly delusional but I need an adventure and do things

Tell me what you see, OP
>>
Okay, since my last thing ended, I guess I will start something else

Lets just say full immersion virtual reality gaming was finally complete

You now have a choice of what game will be available first

It can be from any existing game franchise, even ones shown in movies, anime, or television

Or you can choose to have the game based off of a movie series, anime, or tv show

Or you can have an original concept not based off of anything

The only limit is that it cannot focus too much on sexual elements, like h-games

What would you choose?

-Sweet Roll
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>>716110485
Can I pet you?
>>
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>>716110266
Hah don't get my hopes up
>>
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>>716110595
I'd think not.
>>
>>716108909
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KBBtDGZlV7
-Koi
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>>716109731
yarp

>>716110068
Ah, well I still could be right haha

>>716110065
Not much. You hanging in there?

>>716110112
One of the people you're talking to.
>>
>>716101950
Rolling for a reading on my career - maybe something new in the new year, I'm hoping. If someone rolls trips or quads you should post a photo of the cards with the reading.
>>
>>716110266
Then show me how it's done.

>>716110315
YET! IT IS STILL HAPPENING!

>>716110485
>That pic
:whew:
And I'm planning carefully how I handle these bikes since one needs a rebuild, and the other one is just smol. I really should ride a bit more though.

>>716110666
Go on, Satan. I wanna know what you're getting at.
>>
>>716110666
So you noticed, huh? I'm pretty sure there's at least one that only Chief has spotted though.
>>
>>716110485
Yep. That's just what people say about me. I definitely have a type when it comes to both sexes. thought they're... pretty similar. The things I don't like are pretty different, though.
>>716110666
Silly.
~Reisen
>>
>>716110621
It's true and Parsee going to be in it.
>>716110655
>Pets
>>
>>716101950
i Would like a reading about my love life please thanks Reimu.
>>
>>716110345
Why? Because you felt for her once doesn't means you can't be friends. Just treat her like a pal or whatever.
>>716110466
You're welcome.
>>716110399
Dubs, also, geez, so pessimistic.
>>716110431
It would be fun.
>>716110484
Happiness is overrated, you should ask various people tho, everyone has their own way of seeing happiness.

~Neptune
>>
>>716110065
>Or just hang
There's no need for that.
>>
>>716109416
>>716110604
Sorry to bug you, but I think you might have missed my thing.
>>
>>716110779
I think I'm done here

>>716110884
I'm not silly!
>>
>>716110604
I didn't even know you had a thread.

~Yomi-tan
>>
>>716110779
Smol bike?

>>716110884
I was just being mean, as I've been trying to explain to someone else here I'm someone you know.

>>716110914
No petting.
>>
>>716110003

I got dubs here >>716109677
Made request here >>716110570

Career reading please.
>>
>>716110914
What about Satori? I once dreamt I was practicing combos with her

>>716111007
>>716110666
Checked
Yeah I do a lot of hanging
>>
>>716111108
The red one. It's only 300cc, while my black one has a 1100cc engine. And about 5 times the horsepower.
>>
>>716111249
Nope. But Koishi is going to be there.
>>
>>716111491
That's quite the difference. I think. I was just imagining you riding a tiny bike.
>>
>>716101950
Before I smash my head on the table, And most likely I won't be able to get back here soon; if you ever want to contact me, or anyone else of course, ask NepNep or Rei~
Have some nice time here guys, till next time~!

>Uzume
>>
>>716110484
It's never too late, Anonymous! You just decide what you want, and work every day toward improving some aspect of your life until you have it.

It is important to be thankful for what you already have, but never stop moving forward either.

>>716110570
>Six of Swords
Well, looky here. Movement. Improvement of any situation. Direction. A new chapter.

>Page of Swords (Reversed)
Freedom and relief.

>King of Wands (Reversed)
A man who cannot recognize achievement beyond material success.

What I see here is that you're right, you do need to get out there and adventure. It might not be as drastic as "pack your things and wander East with no plan," but you should try and make some time to do things you've never done before. Start small, and work your way up a little at a time. Soon, you'll be free!

>>716110588
.hack or a similar kind of MMO is all I need at that point. Not Sword Art Online though. The game depicted in that anime would be trash.


>>716109416
>Five of Cups
This is one of those times where I only need one card to tell me all I need to know.

"Being held at a disadvantage and manipulated by emotional strings. Unfulfilled dreams."

>>716111104
Well, I usually don't on Tuesdays, so no surprise there.
>>
Wait...

>>716110666
>One of the people you're talking to.
Wouldn't those be in the wrong order?
>>
>>716110779
IT'S GUNNA HAVE THE POWER TO WEIGHT OF A SMALL BUS WHEN IT DOES COME OUT IN HALF A DECADE
>>
>>716111249
I just didn't want to see anyone lost without reason. If you do that regularly without consequence, go for it I guess...
>>
>>716111576
Well they do have those tiny 20-30cc pocket bikes. Can generally get them for a couple hundred at most.
>>
>>716111709
That's some wall.

~Yomi-tan
>>
>>716111837
I've seen them, think I knew a guy who had one.
>>
>>716111538
bleh
I hope it's not the samemechanics as 13.5/14.5

>>716111756
I can fkin fly and reverse gravity and shit whats that going to do to me
>>
>>716111709
Thank you. Things are starting to make a little more sense now. I'm going to sleep. See ya guys later.

-Nico
>>
>>716111739
What order?
>>
>>716111906
>>716111906
>>716111906
>>
>>716110960
Well I mean, I still get mad whenever she mentions a dude or a friend mentions about a dude she's talking to. And I just want to fuck her, but be chill with her.
>>
>>716111966
Don't worry.
>>
>>716101950
So i am not sure if this person likes me or not and i like her, yet i have not made a move cuz i want to know what she feels what should i do?
>>
>>716111103
R-2
>>716111108
You are as silly as toast is.
~Reisen
>>
>>716111986
Come on, top man, you are an adult, not a child anymore, be mature! (Also, next thread)

~Neptune
>>
Rolling for fortune
>>
>>716112271
reroll
>>
>>716112016
Fuck off with that shit

>>716112170
Nu uh
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