Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Only oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
fuck the police
>>716101823
Y'all gay af
still here
and
yeah its normally a good thing
Why did the thread die?
>>716101912
mods being mods, they're in rare form tonight
>>716101938
Mods pls have mercy.
These are truly troubling time that we live in.
>>716101619
I'm just listening to music while contemplating how tired I'll be tomorrow.
カラミチーマス
Misaki claimed
QOTT: How would you react if an ex-girlfriend you were still interested in texted you?
>>716099389
Oh
Pls stop it you'll be banned from that lewd
>>716099473
Not a talkative guy i assume?
>>716099518
Nice. What kind of cookie?
>>716100552
I remember one that you posted. Wew
>shinoa
Claim
>>716102150
I would be probably in some other reality then because what the fuck is a girlfriend?!
>>716102191
i want to tounge her butt.
>>716102150
i wouldn't text back, it would be a mistake to get back together with the only ex i'm still interested in
>>716102150
An oddly specific QoTT. Could it possibly be you asking for advice, but trying to conceal it?
1. I don't date 3DPD
2. Ignore her
>>716102150
I would be pleasant, but distant. There is a reason she's an ex and not current
>I don't have an ex or current though
>>716102080
Listening to anything in particular?
>>716102150
Momentarily intrigued, but I'd delete the message and be about my way. There's a reason why that person is an ex and there's a reason why the message would come out the blue like that.
>xdxdfilenamexdxd
>>716102916
I believe you replied to me last thread, and I kinda forgot what you said. Sorry.
>>716102583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a41bERTFBUI
>>716102150 this ->>>716102233
>>716102440
Oddly enough something like this just happened to me IRL where a girl I was dating suddenly texted me this morning about seeing me in traffic. But I'd probably go with >>716102557
and politely tell her off. I'm not interested in hooking up with her again.
>>716102583
Hopping back onto another dick? An astute observation. Also hey.
>>716103054
I just asked if anything was going on lately i think.
I'm gonna go to sleep now, goodnight all!
>Hachikuji, out.
>>716103241
I'd assume the passive aggressive response. They get the picture eventually
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
M-maybe we should stop, I don't want to anger the mods...
>>716103420
mods
are
dum
boi
I love Warframe's in game chat
Nobody ever believes me when I say something, but I'm always right
>>716102150
Lol fuck her. I pray you still don't have feelings for her
>>716103420
if the mods exist then may they strike down everyone else in the thread
>>716103420
If they would've been angry we would have the /waifu/ in /trash/ already.
>>716103719
It's against a global rule. That includes /trash/. That's why it's a global rule
>>716103272
See ya!
>>716103249
Ah. Tomorrow's my last day of school, then I'm on winter break! I'm pretty excited about that. But not much besides that.
>>716103420
Are you implying we stop making waifu threads?
>>716103241
It could be that, it could be something else. But the common denominator in someone's problems is their own self. I wouldn't even respond, radio silence is more telling with something like this. That of course, depends on you though. Don't be the dick in the glass case when she can't find any.
>>716103057
Nice, they've been playing this one for ages. As long as it's pre-St. Anger Metallica it's all good.
>>716103420
Mods being mods. Happens sometimes.
>>716103897
I need to read the rules more then. Thx Alicu
Why am I all sleepy now. I shouldnt be sleepy.
>>716103897
Global rule 13 isn't enforced on /trash/.
>>716101823
>>716104013
St. Anger is awful, but I like their latest one.
>>716101823
Sticking with cute lute
>>716104182
That's not very global of them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That's more global*
*global not guaranteed to include the whole thing
>>716103582
Lol, besides the basic care I have for everyone I meet? Nah lol. I'm gonna hit the range tomorrow.
She's already sent me four texts and 3 FB messages, and the texts are all "I saw you driving today, sorry to bother you" and the FB messages are "You're ignoring me so I'm gonna ignore you back"
We'll see how long *that* lasts you thirsty broad.
>>716104013
Lel not a chance. See above.
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kPoqwj6UT8
>>716104368
Their latest one isn't bad, but I guess I'm blinded by nostalgia goggles. On the plus side, that's still a ton of listening material.
>>716104581
Good. I can't send a fist through the monitor, but I promise you I would in person if you did something foolish like that.
>>716104629
'Night, Shiro.
>Earthworm Jim
Kek
>>716103946
Oh, well that's good to hear! well at least you'll have a lot of free time now.
>>716102916
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>>716105204
That's actually mine.
It's our third anniversary today, in fact.
Saratoga claim
>>716104987
>That image
Kek
>>716105486
That's the most nonsense i've ever heard!
>Koto Claimed
>>716104987
>blinded by nostalgia goggles
I didn't listen to them back in the days, so I guess it doesn't affect me that much.
I think I'm gonna go pass out for now.
>>716105809
But it's the exact opposite of nonsense
>>716106013
Your idea of truth is nonsense!
>>716106419
But my idea of truth is the real truth.
But enough of this for tonight, getting back to anniversary fun.
>>716104917
Hey Yuuki. How's it going tonight?
>>716105673
It's pretty exploitable too. How are you?
>>716105967
Take it easy, see you around.
>>716106645
your idea of real truth is not truth!
>>716106653
Pretty good and you?
>>716106653
I'm at work until 6am lol. I'm trying to keep myself awake by listening to podcasts and reading my VN. You?
is thread dead?
>>716107645
pretty much
>>716107645
>>716107364
Rewatching Musashi Gundoh for so bad it's good laughs and sore from a long hike earlier today. Weather was good so I took the opportunity to hit the nature trails and recharge.
>>716107591
Oh damn, but then again you did mention you'd have to be working before you go back home. Sounds like it's pretty dead over there. Comfy threads will keep you company at least?
Claimed
>>716108348
i want to cum in her mouth
>>716108307
Nice. I'm doing my usual thing ATM.
>>716108307
Yep, the first of 3 shifts left before I'm done! I'll be here until the threads start to die, or until 5am rolls around when my boss gets in.
>>716108551
I do too
>>716109308
post lewds?
>>716109436
Can't you just Google it?
>>716108895
>sparkly bote
Hm, vidya doesn't sound bad either.
>>716108904
It got comfy somewhat early tonight. Kinda surprised. Just don't nod off on the clock and you'll be fine.
>>716109656
I regularly stay up until 4am or later every night, this is easy. I just have to actually do work at some point
>>716109549
no.
and read the thread rules. Only oversexualised content
>>716109885
Huuuh? Fuck that shit, I'm out.
>>716110082
No one follows them anyway. I don't know why we bother putting them there anymore
They demolished the Mcdonalds I used to go to with the moonman statue.
>>716110082
Don't listen to him.
>>716107645
No. It can get way deader. Wait until 4 hours from now. It'll be ten minutes between replies.
>>716109436
Does this satisfy?
Claimed.
Cirno claimed
¡Feliz Navidad, mis amigos!
>>716110476
something like this
>>716110556
Agh, one off.
Poor me.
>>716109833
I was thinking more along the lines of so bored at work that you catch yourself nodding off. It's a bit easier for me since I have an office area to hide out in. I try to sleep around 2am if I don't have work the next day. It sucks waking up at the same time everyday without the alarm clock.
>>716110301
This. Usually I'm asleep by that point.
>>716111269 (You)
Rumia claimed
>>716111101
I have actually taken a nap at work before in the office. I slept for like 45 minutes, no one came in, no on asked questions...10/10 would do again.
>>716111407
You're full of fucking shit, mate.
>>716111407
you're full of shit m8
>>716111407
Shit is full of you
>>716111101
Sad Houki is sad
>>716111407
You're full of shit
>>716111407
Well, shit. Not much else to say.
>>716111532
That's lunch hour for me on dead days. It's a unwritten rule not to disturb the eating/sleeping boss. But I return the favor in kind too.
>>716111957
Or getting sleepy too.
>>716112405
She looks like she want to please the D
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>>716112405
Thanks for all the (You)s <3
>>716111407
DUN GOOF
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>>716112285
CLEANSE WITH ME MODS!!!!
>>716112405
Maybe just a little
>>716112285
Another IS
>>716112656
anytime
>>716112703
you shouldn't shoot at cats m8
>>716112405
So funny story from today regarding work. We're supposed to wear a solid color polo and khakis. I usually wear the solid color polo, but wear corduroys instead of khakis (that's beside the point, but whatever). I went to my parent's house yesterday for the dentist appointment and brought some clothes to wash. I forgot all of my polos at their house, and by the time I realized it I was already back at my apartment an hour away. So I go to Walmart and can't find any polos whatsoever. I picked out a long sleeve button up shirt that I'm hoping they don't mind, because I am now completely out of uniform lol
>>716112703
There you are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuLWRAq-Kuk
Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
Die Straße frei den braunen Batallionen.
Die Straße frei dem Sturmabteilungsmann!
Es schau'n aufs Hakenkreuz voll Hoffnung schon Millionen.
Der Tag für Freiheit und für Brot bricht an!
Es schau'n aufs Hakenkreuz voll Hoffnung schon Millionen.
Der Tag für Freiheit und für Brot bricht an!
Zum letzten Mal wird Sturmalarm geblasen!
Zum Kampfe steh'n wir alle schon bereit!
Schon flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Straßen.
Die Knechtschaft dauert nur noch kurze Zeit!
Schon flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Straßen.
Die Knechtschaft dauert nur noch kurze Zeit!
Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
>>716113000
I am arresting you for excessive use of trips
>>716113000
Oh i'm so sorry. Please proceed.
>>716113000
>>716113111
>>716112703
Oh dear, not again...
You're to let me through, look before you leap, anon.
>>716112708
>Something censored is coming out of Kongou's mouth.
I don't want to know what that is...
>>716112405
>That filename.
Mini Houki a cute.
>>716113111
Nice trips, sheriff
>>716112285
Manage to find a bunch of new material?
>>716112656
Have another one!
>>716112708
>Kongou's ahoge in the 2nd panel
I don't trust that coffee either.
>>716113111
And then you do it... mhm..
>>716113129
Actually you didn't tag me in the cleansing. Good job soldier.
>>716113000
>>716113111
Überprüft
>>716113258
Explain yourself!
Claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eed01ZWVfEg
Es zittern die morschen Knochen,
Der Welt vor dem großen Krieg,
Wir haben den Schrecken gebrochen,
Für uns war's ein großer Sieg.
Wir werden weiter marschieren
Wenn alles in Scherben fällt,
Denn heute erhört uns Deutschland
Und morgen die ganze Welt.
Und liegt vom Kampfe in Trümmern
Die ganze Welt zuhauf,
Das soll uns den Teufel kümmern,
Wir bauen sie wieder auf.
Und mögen die Alten auch schelten,
So laßt sie nur toben und schrei'n,
Und stemmen sich gegen uns Welten,
Wir werden doch Sieger sein.
Sie wollen das Lied nicht begreifen,
Sie denken an Knechtschaft und Krieg
Derweil unsere Äcker reifen,
Du Fahne der Freiheit, flieg!
Wir werden weiter marschieren,
Wenn alles in Scherben fällt;
Die Freiheit stand auf in Deutschland
Und morgen gehört ihr die Welt.
i'm going to bed, g'night fags
>>716112703
You didn't shoot me.
>>716113716
Slut :o
Sakamoto Mio motherfuckers. Get at me!
>>716113375
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>>716113111
DAM IT I MISSED SOME
>>716113660
Good night!
>>716113716
hi
>>716113258
Oh RIP
>>716113375
>Ahoge a cute
It's just a bit sweet is all
>>716113111
Little bote
>>716113770
That's quite a rood thing to say ;-;
>>716113378
It's a demonstration of power
>>716113716
Gardo? more like
Post best pic
>>716113753
Never wanted to shoot you
>>716113818
Greetings empire of Japan!
>>716113946
>>716113959
rly? :o
>>716113939
Hey hey flanno.
What are you up to?
>>716113959
more like, no :^)
>>716113660
'Night
>>716112968
They got no choice but to leave you alone...unless they got someone to swap out for you. But Walmart of all places out of polo shirts? Kinda surprising.
>>716113258
No black cat PJs for Houki though.
>>716113844
You missed again.
>>716113716
Is it time for comedy hour yet?
Maybe I can get some repeating numbers, as well.
>>716114157
Really!
>>716114445
>one off
Almost arrested fam
>>716113423
I've told you this yesterday, Laura is a German waifu.
>>716113375
No...
>I thought I mentioned that this morning.
>>716114487
I suppose Charlotte is to blame?
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>>716114125
RIP what? My appetite?
>>716114487
Yeah, my friend and I looked all over! And yeah, I don't think they'll say anything since this is my last few shifts, but either way, I'm more impressed that Walmart didn't have polos than anything lol
>>716114772
Rattles inquisitively
>>716114733
Oh,, I always forget please proceed. I just kinda walk up to the group and open fire I don't really pay attention who is there.
>>716114868
>Reverse inquisitive rattles?
>>716114772
Shizuru a cute! A cute!
>
>>716114876
I mean, different pictures for each post and all...