On winter break bored af. Just finished sending a mass text.

How do?

Sharpie in pooper to them all.

Can I cum inside with you off protection?

Re-roll

Can I firmly place my asshole in between your vag lips and shit inside it?

>>716094583
Ugly is fun tho bro, they try harder. Just listen to that jimmy soul song if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life.

hey m'lady! you look kind of sweet today!

>>716094583

I fuck only ugly chicks. And right now. I wanna fuck you.

>>716095575

Did the white night seriously fucking get it?

Re-roll

Haters wanna hate. Lovers wanna love. I don't even want, none of the above I want to piss on you.

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>>716094583
Oh shit I thought I missed the captcha. Ignore this

I'm gay

>>716095796
Re roll

Give me some of that ass

I wonder if human eggs are as good as caviar. Can I come over and find out?

>>716094583
>sonia

will you poop on me

If I shit in a sock and slapped you with it, how would you feel

OP still hasn't delivered. The white knight faggot got dubs.

>>716096144

Omfg and I get dubs then.

Go with the fucking human caviar one.

You're a faggot OP

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>>716096144
Who got the dubs

>>716097028

I got dubs when I was saying the white knight got dubs. And seeing as I got dubs too I decided I wanted my post about the human caviar to be sent.

>>716097381
I didn't see any dubs above bro my bad

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>>716097381
>>716097472

>>716097472
You're good. There's 2 up there. And for the one I got I want you to use my human caviar post. Lmao.

I shave my Gooch and eat the hairs. Ama

>>716097678

Omg the deliverance. Egg-cellent

>>716097723
He got the next round lol

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>>716097712
Here's your eggs

>>716097910

Tell her essentially. But before the eggs are fertilized. So you want to open her up wide enough to excavate them out of her ovaries.

May I show you a picture of my penis

>>716098280

I'll roll for this

Only if I can suck the eggs directly out of your vagina.

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>>716098018

>>716098018
no I have spoken.

>>716098633
Winrar

>>716098764
lol yea im serious

If you get laid off the egg comment then I'm gonna be floored.

Roll:
Let me shave my pubes and put them inside of you.

>>716098764
All bs aside, i find you extremely atteractive, would you like to skip all the bullshit and have some fun?

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>>716098633

>>716099018
What the fuck. That's not fun at all. Stop being positive retard. OP came her for fucked up suggestions. Not your beta ass attempt at getting laid.

>>716098633
I counter this and say no let it be said.

>>716099087
Take a pic of your dick, then downsize it to 10px wide and send it.

>>716099131
Oh. My dubs again.

Tell her the pubes inside one. Lmao.

>>716099229
Reroll

>>716099241

My dubs again lmao. Send her a dog dick pic.

>>716099229
One more roll and i'll drop it.

I love to put things inside my urethra, it makes feel powerful.

>>716099411
makes me feel* (sorry about that)

>>716099375

My dubs again.

Tell her you want to impregnate her then eat the baby.

(Roll for this post cause it might be dubs):

Tell her you want to shit into her vagina.

>>716099411
>>716099087
>labeouf.jpg

>>716099566
it was dubs. nice

Say: You into rimjobs?

>>716099395
>>716099411
>>716099489
>>716099566

All wins.

My roll?:

How about I cut my dick and fuck you so you can have someone else's blood in there for once

op ded

>>716099813
Only two of those replies were dubs, you unrepentant newfag.

No. He's been slow to deliver.

Roll:
I'm only on this site because I legally can't have in person contact with women anymore without written consent.

>>716100345
I need you to suck my dick.

>>716100376
Story? Im genuinely curious

>>716099566

This won.

Tell her you want to shit inside her vagina.

I require to have my dick suk and will pay $9,000,000 in exotic jewel to have fuck with you baby ;-)

>>716100482
I could suck your dick a thousand times, swallow every single load and still not be as much of a faggot as you

>>716100418
"I wanna tie you to the bed and cover your uterine walls with salsa, then have you menstruate into some pasta to make it bolognesa"

>>716100872
reroll

>>716100645

No, lmao. That story was my roll for him to say to her lmao.

Roll:
Can you squirt your hot woman jizz into my bumhole?

>>716100922
Winrar

>>716100872

Lies!!!

>>716100922
Kekdesu

>>716100922
Whoops I read right over that. This hasn't been my week

>>716101138
Ur so retarted

>>716101138
It's k bby.

Roll:
Sometimes I fantasize about giving birth to a squid that escapes my vagina and immediately takes shelter in my ass. Then when I shit it out it goes back into my vagina and this cycle repeats endlessly. That would be amazing don't you think?

SURRENDER YOUR VAGINA TO ME, THE GREAT [insert your first name in all caps here] DESTROYER OF CUNTS, SWALLOWER OF THE UNBORN AND BANE OF THE STD FREE

>>716101336
Shit, so close. Reroll

Send nudes......of your mom

I'm homeless and need a place to stay. Can pay in anal licking and sex lasting no longer than 3 minutes.

>>716101393
kek
>>716101525
also kek

>>716101258
You can't even spell retarded correctly kys nigger

>>716101525
do a barrel roll

>>716101525
Reroll

Hacidic Jews tongue my anus.

>>716101525
I'll roll for this

OP fucking deliver the dubs from before.

>>716101525
This

>>716094583
"I can tell just by looking at you that a tea made from your dirty underwear would be so invigorating at the end of a long day"

>>716101525
roll

>>716094583
"I want to French Kiss your fartbox."

>>716101899
Winnnnnnnn!!!! Thank you.

>>716094583
"I want to kiss you where you pee."

>>716101988
Win

>>716101988
Winrar!
Delivar!

>>716101988
Winrar

I want to tongue punch your fart box

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>>716094583
Analuisa looks like someone pierced a blobfish's nose and put it in a gender studies class

There's like 3 wins he still hasn't delivered on.

>>716101899
WINNER OP

>>716101843
rowlin

>>716101899
>>716101988
>>716102100

All wins op. Delivar

>>716102100
I used to work with a guy that would say that all the time about girls at work

Roll pls :(

STEAM_0:0:115143861

>>716094583
"I'm allergic to Latex condoms, so I have to use a non-latex alternative, like your colon. I hope that you're ready for my brand of safe sex!"

STEAM_0:1:42497596

>>716102100
Yes!

>>716094583
send black one "my cum will contrast nicely on your dark skin"

>>716102336
rolo

>>716102355
Another win op. Hurry the fuck up.

>>716102336
This.

>>716094583
I'm into aggressive 69 rimjobs. Are you down for a leather cheerio makeout session?

watari nan deska nai shei. Lol I don't speak a lick of chinkerbell but it sounds real, doesn't it?

OP is dead.

>>716102336
should shorten it "I'm allergic to latex condoms so i'll have to use your ass"

>>716094583
I want to grab you like a six-pack and swing you around the room.

>>716101525
Roll

>>716094583
I want to make a lamp shade from your skin

>>716101525
ReRoll

>>716101525
Praise kek

>>716101843
roll

>>716094583
I've got a set of jammies with the flap on the back. I want you to open the flap and shove a bag of gummi bears into me... one by one... while singing the "Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers" theme. Can you do that?

>>716094583
I want to bust a nut on your facial piercing.

>>716101899
Winrar

My homeless comment already technically won. OP is masturbating or something right now cause he's awol.

>>716095494
hate to say it but ugly is so much more fun

>>716103411
these threads never work since op is always a colossal faggot

OP needs to die.

OP is getting laid RN

>>716103991
He stuck to it for a bit lol.

Op here. Just waiting on more responses.

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phone is kill

fuck you op

>>716105238
>>716105133
Nice work... KEEP em coming

Dylan Roof is my hero

Is it weird that I get erections when my mom wears yoga pants?

Omfg that one chick bounced with the urethra comment.

>>716105688
kek

My furry name is Gonad the Ballbarian

hey im op an im a faggot and i like dick in my ass

heyy im op an im a faggot and i like dick in my ass

heyyy im op an im a faggot and i like dick in my ass

heyyyy im op an im a faggot and i like dick in my ass

heyyyyy im op an im a faggot and i like dick in my ass

heyyyyyy im op an im a faggot and i like dick in my ass

heyyyyyyy im op an im a faggot and i like dick in my ass

heyyy iim op an im a faggot and i like dick in my ass

hey iim op an im a faggot and i like dick in my ass

heyy im op and im a faggot and i like dick in my ass

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hey im op and im a faggot and i like dick in my ass

hey im op andd im a faggot and i like dick in my ass

>>716106779
roll

heyy im op andd im a faggot and i like dick in my ass

>>716106294
>>716106352
>>716106390
>>716106452
>>716106491
>>716106534
>>716106593
>>716106676
>>716106714
>>716106867
>>716106909
Roll

>>716106955
well op looks like you better get your phone out

>>716106955
Winrar

I will spread the blood of the innocent and bathe in brownie mix within a fortnight.

>>716102109
Weirdly specific, but accurate.

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Shoutout to anon who had this get earlier

>>716107338

deliver, cunt - >>716106955

>>716107338
Gonna need to see what this Shelby looks like. Also, send her the "shell" and "bee" emojis. Shit will be so cash.

>>716107338
"jewish woman giving birth as a Gestapo officer laughs in the background, 1942 colorized"

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>>716106955

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do it >>716107338

>>716108006
Rolling for this

>>716107338
I wanna shave of your clitoral hood off so you will have an orgasm everytime you put your panties on

>>716108006
roll

>>716107338
Thank you