Please tell me how I can look better? I came to /b/ for the

A new face might help

>>716092944
I agree. My dad is such a butt face, I ended up getting the worst looks. It sucks to know I will never look attractive.

>>716092898
Start hrt and become a trap

>>716092944
dubs of truth

>>716092898
Grow a beard, get tattoos, stretch your ears and get a septum piercing and you'd be hot as fuck

>>716092898
set standards lower? Grow a beard?

post more pics so I can laugh more, then I'll give you real advice that will help.

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Yeah, your totally fucked genetically. Stick to sloppy fat chicks. Sorry /b/ro

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>>716092898
An older pic of me from about 2013, I think this look suited me better. Don't know tho.

>>716092898
Shave head n eyebrows, wear diaper and walk around goin: wah, babby wan sum fuk.

>>716092898
gr8 b8 m8.... cut those sideburns first of all. next would probably be to get lots of plastic surgery (serious, not just trolling) its almost 2017 money can buy you better looks

>>716092898
You're not even that bad looking

HAHAH it's probably because you look like a baby with a toupe on dude

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>>716093102
I would consider, but Ive never been a fan of tats. Also another pic of me..

Forget looks. Go into finance and make money. Then rent women.

>>716092898
who the fuck actually holds a phone like that

>>716092898
>Please tell me how I can look better?

Just wait till you're older brah.

>I'm 22 years old.

Holy shit bro you're fucked.

>>716093308
How am I supposed to take the pic?

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>>716093184
I'm sorry man. Makes me feel appreciative of my looks

>>716093289
Looks like all your osteoblasts migrated from your jawline to your forehead during development.

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>>716093147
Another slightly older pic.

>>716092898
https://www.uploady.com/#!/download/ntV3JKPVMFy/GZBcmisiVWXhbacA

How to become an alpha male
You're welcome

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>>716092898
Hey /b/ro maybe you'll grow into your face some.

Tips:

Consider a different haircut. Maybe just shave it all off?

Can you grow a goatee to cover up that weak chin a bit?

I don't know what you could do to work with the big puffy cheeks though. That's tough sledding.

>>716093289
Don't worry. There are some girls that don't care about looks, but care more about personality. Look for a virgin who doesn't do drugs and is extremely christian.

>>716093289
Honestly man you're just butt ass ugly. You can make it less bad by doing this-
1.Get a haircut your current mop looks retarded.
2. Get some sun so you don't look as pale
3. Work out man. you look really feminine. having bulk on you would make you go from ugly and girly to just kinda ugly. But chicks are probably more turned off that you're so feminine than by how ugly you are.

You need to get the fuck in the gym. Even an butt ugly guy can score if he is jacked. Tren for the win. D-Bol will make the hoes call. Swollen pecs guarantee sex. That shit rhymes man. It has to be true.

>>716093593
Ya. I may consider growing a beard. My job particularly works with food. So if I grow a beard I will have to wear a hair net on it. Which looks strange,

>>716092898
Jesus you should be the face of pro-choice movement.


Try applying for funny roles in movies. Fame and money is your only hope on ever getting laid.

Try not being born with any form of retardation next time

Have a shit personality? You'd pull puss with my crowd. Move to the midwest.

OP you look like a small child

>>716093634
Swole Nation

>>716092898
Please be real.

>>716093619
I will probably shave it all off like I did as a teen. It looked strange as hell even back then.. I think I need plastic surgery.

>>716093102
Concur highly with the beard idea. Your cheeks and jaws are just weirdly shaped.

>>716092898
Also, lift weights, that helps.

>>716093162
>>716092898
Looks more like the typical features of massive alcohol abuse during pregnancy...

>>716093634
This

>>716093184
Bro I'd shove you into a pile of dirt or something. Shit your childhood must have been terrible. All I wanna do is pick on u

>>716093848
Looks like I'm gonna be rocking that hair net at work lol

>>716093914
What do you mean? I was never told I had any deformity. And my mom never drinks..

Seriously: facial hair and exercise. Those are the main things you need. And confidence following.

>>716092898
Face isnt terrible but that hair do makes you look like a creep. It reacts with the face and makes you look like you have a closet full of limbs.

Also "eww no you are nasty". Probably targetting the wrong girls. That sounds like a total immature cunt and not worth anyones time.

I dont even know what you could do but i feel like a different style would suit you better.

Also a big beard would help but looks like you can grow one. Age may make or break you too because you look 12.

>>716093634
What this guy said. Just lift some heavy ass weight bro

>>716093946
Aw. And yeah it was.. everyone was a bully. I had no friends. Even still have very few. That's why I frequent /b/ , have no social life really.. outside work.

>>716093184
Throw away the Sonic shirt. Were you really rocking that at 19 years old?

Mh your hair covers your undertaker forehead up, thats good
do you know what happens, when your ballsack touches cold water? thats your face
i guess you will look like that for another 5 years
grow a beard, hit the gym to increase testo in your body, eat more, wear sunglasses

>>716094146
Yeah I was lol. Shit is dope. Still wear it.

All aboard the gain train. CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER

>>716094065
I get attracted mostly to those really hot preppy girls.. they turn me on majorly. They're out of my league. I know.. but god. They're sexy asf.

>>716094215
And you wonder why you can't get laid... You're the definition of autism.

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>>716092898

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At least yu aint got baby face

>>716093184
Dude don't hit on chicks wearing that shirt

New hairstyle maybe? You're fine if you're making decent money, bitches will swarm you in a year or two

>>716094363
You look like you about to shoot up an elementary school.

>>716093184
Sonic<Steroids

>>716092898
Do you have Kik?

>>716093599
Dubs of Wisdom
/Thread

>>716094363
Bro!! I would kill for those looks.

>>716094571
Bro, I would kill myself if I looked like that

>>716094313
Confirmed 10th grader. People don't talk about really hot preppy girls once they leave high school.

>>716092898
Don't be a faggot and wait until you're like 30. Love is meaningless and you'll save more money and do things you like instead of being led around like the bitch I assume youd be. Love you b/ro

>>716094696
Better than my face.. if you had to pick, who's would you choose..

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>>716094478
my right eye always stints up like that

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Try looking like me pussy

>>716094738
Maybe pedo? His looks fit the stereo

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>>716094554
Ooo my first dub sandwich

>>716094738
I've always enjoyed that type of women.. never been into alternative / Emo. Or the grungy type.

>>716094788
I'd rather not look like a faggot

>>716094788
wow your hot can i have ur kik

>>716094788
Dubs reveals the truth

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>>716094788

>>716093184
You look like an overgrown 13 year old in this picture, just grow a beard, and grow out your hair a bit

>>716094776
Probably the gun

Send me some money richfag

>>716094993
For some reason beards never grow on my face. Only scruff,

>>716094788
Nigga dude bruh

No

>>716092898
shave your head and embrace your fucked up genetics. Dont brag about it you fucktard. But bitches love blind, baseless confidence.

Keep asking out fatter and fatter women until one says yes, accept your lot in life.

>>716092898
Send money richyfag

>>716094913
Just because you are jealous.

>>716094781
Now you a mrs.doubtfire looking motherfucker

>>716094788
KILL IT WITH FIRE

>>716092898
grow a beard to hide the fact that you have no chin and spike your hair up, your head is too long by itself.

>>716094838
Not a pedo. I just enjoy classy, preppy, sophisticated women, not into those Emo alternative trashy chicks. Want a high class classy babe.

>>716092898
I think you're a cutie. Shame I'm a dude.

>>716095066
your beard smells the sonic tshirt

>>716093705
lol a beard net

>>716095236
There are so many other women out there besides just preppy, and emo. You have much to learn young grasshopper

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>>716094788
wasted dubs lol

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Fuck you guys I look fly as fuck always

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>>716095162
But I want a woman like this ...

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>>716095385
Not kidding bro

People saying hit the gym are right.

My face is so ugly the bank turns off the security cams when I'm there. But I hit the gym, starting eating a lot, not I get 10x more eye contact and ladies call me "big guy". I'm married but the wife went from reluctant to sex to basically always ready to go anytime say now .

>>716095408
Yes I'd like to order a thin Pepperoni Face with extra faggot. Can you add some shades to that?

>>716095563
Oh nice! I will begin lifting.

>>716095563
My nigga. Brother in gainz.

>>716095412
BRO! They're out of your fucking league! Kill yourself.

>>716093184
baby-faced-27yofag here. grow a beard if you can. seriously. i wish i could. whenever i ask people to guess my age with context (at a bar, etc.) they always just get 21. it fucking blows and chicks never go for some younger dude trying to hit on them at this age range. seriously, do everything you can to try and look older without conflicting your facial and body structure.

>>716095187
not the first time ive heard that

>>716093289

Tbh your jawline is weak, which sucks, but isn't the end of hte world. If you work-out and put on weight (counting calories is #1 for doing this) your face and chin will fill out which will help a ton. As well, as everyone else already said, if you grow a beard you can craft yourself a "jawline" that way.

Do that, get rid of the sonic shirts and refill your wardrobe. Get a haircut that you can style, and keep it maintained. If you do all this you've already went from a 4 to a strong 7

Dawg you are a child and we gotta make you into a man.

1. Sleep minimum 8 hours a night.

2. Eat lots of protein and fat, carbs are good too but we tend to eat waaay too much of them. Try lots of whole foods: veggies, fruits, nuts, lots of meats, eggs. Look more into nutrition for higher testosterone.

3. High intensity working out. Lots of weightlifting, sprinting, gymnastics. Get that heartrate way up and dont workout for too long. Look more into this.

4. Mindfulness meditation, this is THE most important thing.


This is the post you were looking for faggot. Yw

>>716095412
Or maybe they're in this bread

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>>716092898
Nigga you need to get your test levels checked. Quit being a faggot and start roiding. Lift and eat roids like it is your job.

>>716093289
Dude just work out. That will solve some of your issues. Also you have a big ass forehead. Don't use your hair to cover it up. Way too obvious. Get a haircut and embrace the 5head.

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>>716095878
I will do that.. hoping to score a girl similar to the one in this picture.

>>716092898

Hair shorter, make it spikey. Strain your eyes like you want to kill the person you're looking at, then down a notch. Smile less. Work out more. Get more hobbies maing shit, lose the hobbies where you take pictures of yourself, unless it's to show your giant fucking abs which you son't have yet. WORK THE FUCK OUT. Stop crying, start hating. You wanna cry? Good. TUrn that into hate, and use it to fuel your drive to get more muscle, more money and more attitude. Don't stop asking chicks out on dates, the rejections you get will fuel your success down the line.

Chicks hate smiling babyfaces, makes them feel NOT safe. SMILE LESS.
Chicks hate guys who cry. HATE INSTEAD. USE THE HATE FOR GAINS. M.M.A MONEY MUSCLE ATTITUDE. Also Mixed Martial Arts.

Hey there's your next goal. I challenge you to step into a boxing gym, and get the crap punched out of you. Just fucking do it. It'll give your muscle somethin g to be used for.

Give this all a year, and you'll be drenching in pussy.. But by then, you won't give a fuck about chicks anymore.

>>716095412
Nigga those aren't preppy hoes, theyre fucking horse women. I can tell they have an unhealthy obsession with horses by their hair and boots.

Their families also tend to go broke when they're in their mid 30's

>>716094788

I'd rather look like OP, since he has room to improve.

You're all dressed up and pampered and still look like a tool.

>>716096000

YES THIS IS ME AGAIN. SEE THOSE TRIPS? READ IT YOU ASSHOLE.

>>716093855
Dubs witnessed.
>Start working out.
>be confident. She's just a girl, you not getting into the MMA ring.
>stop wearing hoodies, get a jacket
Ask a girl out you don't want to fuck. Girls can smell desperation.
> ask her questions
> don't belittle yourself.
>fake it until you make it.

>>716092898

lookin like a pedobear in his young years. new hairstyle to cover forehead at the very least.

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>>716096310
Dying for a girl like this in the picture :( I want one so badly I would pay to penetrate her pussy.

>>716093296
very nice

>>716096419
>then pay

>>716096281
What types of clothes would you guys reccomend?

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Shrink your forehead, fucknugget.
saged

>>716092898
Less forehead.

>>716096484
None of these types of women are hoes. Only girls I can find in the hoe business are chicks with mental problems.. I don't want my dick in crazy.

>>716096081
FUCK YOU. I LOOK GOOD, I GET A FEW BITCHES. THEY LIKE GENTLEMEN YOU CUNT.

>>716092898
the state of you hair
the state of your forehead
the state of your hairline

>>716096639
go escort dude

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>>716096542
Dress like me faggot you'll get all the pussy without a doubt you fucker

>>716095915
>>716095153
>>716095563
>>716096281
>>716096000
These

>>716093184
you look like a kid with down syndrome

>>716094788
TOP FUCKING KEK M8 please do not try to be anything like this

>>716096798
Oo fancy. Gonna look into this. I'm still a kissless virgin. Low key sick of it.

>>716093551
Here you almost look nice.

Anyway change your retarded hairstyle in the first picture.

im the best lookin guy in this thread hands down

>>716092898
give up

>>716096950
But I don't even have downs.. why the fuck do people think this shit.

>>716096542
You gotta find your own style. When your out and see someone wearing something you think looks cool get some like it.
I'm saying stay away from hoodies because they make you shoulders looks smaller.
Maybe trade in the baseball hat for a knit beanie.

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>>716097042
forgot pic/seeking dubs of truth

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>>716096880

>>716093380
KEK

>>716093184
Beard is absolutely necessary. And never make that pose again. Only women and fags put their hands on their hips. or wear that shirt in public

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OP just keep earning that grip and the women will come. Seriously.
Women don't think about money when they're young because daddy pays their bills, but by the time they're 30 they are literally throwing themselves at successful men.

back to the task at hand
0-4 fap
5-9 sleep

>>716097049
forgot to add,do anything except looking and asking girls out,from your post it seems hopeless

>>716097216
This shirt represents my personality tho.. I love sega. Like a ton.

>>716092898
get a haircut cause you look like a lesbian faggot

>>716093551
>>716093184

no hat nononono no hat, nono. NO.

>>716092898
Grow a decent beard. Take a little off the top and sides (hair) to reduce bulk. You don't want to add the illusion of a bigger head. Leave some of the front for the forehead though. Get some gaines.

>>716097383
Aw. I thought it makes me look more hot.

>>716092898
in all honesty OP, you have hair, you have no facial deformities, and you're not obese. if you make good money like you say, in 5 years women will be pursuing you, until then don't trip about it

>>716092898
IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!

>>716097409
Can someone shop me looking as hot as I could? I want to see the possibilities .

Grow beard. Grow hair out to cover that massive fivehead you have. Then you'll be fine. Trust me. I'm an expert.

if you make good money, look into plastic surgery. it's the modern way of telling mother nature to go fuck herself. check out south korea and plastic surgery on youtube. they've been able to turn trainwrecks into dime pieces.

>>716093308
asking the real questions

it looks like someone tool the top of someone else's head and glued it on top of yours. like, your face seems too low on your overly-large head

maybe the hairstyle and eyebrows are not helping


sorry i cant help, I'm fat and ugly but I do have a skinny basic bitch wife and beautiful aryan son so don't give up

>>716092898
Your face looks copy pasted on. Other than that you look pretty normal yo.

>>716097668
Hah ok thanks. The fact you called your wife a basic bitch, harsh lol

>>716097327
You just need a few slump buster dates. Ask out some average looking girl.
Go out to lunch/coffee whatever.
Just go have fun.

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This is now a "help other anons look better" thread

I'm the guy on the chair, what do I do? I know I look like a girl, but what do I do about that?

Grow beard, work out to mild body builder size, shave head and get rid of the stupid ass side burns, stop holding your phone like a retarded faggot, join the military, oh and GET THE FUCK off my /b/

you rlly dont look that bad tbh but good luck to you my friend

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>>716092898
>how I can look better?

becoming a hero

>>716094781
I feel like you're teetering on insanity

Also, don't listen to those retards that are telling you to grow a beard.

Those with the beards today will be remembered like those with mullets.

>>716097956
Cut the hair. Get fat

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>>716092898
Femanon here... This is not that bad of a fix tbh.
1.) Workout - get some arms or something idk
2.) Get some eyebrows. Hair cut?
3.) You are probably going to go bald so you should get some facial hair.
4.) Just repeat #1 and give us an update.

Hope this works ~

>>716097956
Breast implants and sex reassignment surgery, 10/10 would fuck

>>716098123
Tits ?

>>716092898
You should see what Katy Perry looks like without make-up. Not that you should consider using make-up, but image consultants can work wonders.

>>716097956
Hair, shoes, shirts, and

>Get ripped

>>716098085
I tried both, my face without hair looks retarded and my metabolism is so quick that I can never gain weight

>>716098198
Not today anon. (:

>>716098338
Start running :P

>>716097990
Ha! maybe its not far from the truth

>>716098338
Eat more! You can gain weight if you eat enough, go to mcdonalds and binge on the finer things in life. & seriously, that Jesus inspired bob is not helping you out. Get a new hairstyle. Maybe a fade or a bowl cut.

>>716098252
What's wrong with my shoes

Also trying to gain muscle right now, will eventually get super fucking ripped but it'll take a while, got any tips on working out?

>>716097327
Wear it around the house, hell wear it while you losing your v card. But don't let it ever be someone's first impression of you. Do you have a tinder?

>>716093184
No chin, Manlet, skinny as a twig, 5 head.

Sorry /b/ro, you struck out in the genetic lottery.

>>716097618
He's already said he works in food. He's probably not making bank.

Are you white-asian, OP?

If you're underage, there's a good chance your chin and jaw will fill out some in early adulthood.

>>716098514
McDonald's tastes like shit, is there any food that will make me gain some weight but not detroy my body from the inside? I don't plan to die soon

>>716098338
I had the same problem in my 20s
>6'1 135 lbs
>now 6'1 195
It won't happen overnight but it is possible
Hit up /fit/ get some advise

>>716098745
Not Asian. I'm white & Irish & Italian.

>>716098655
LOL

>>716098550
I do light weights :d.... I usually tone and do cardio. Squats for that butt! Idk anon, ask a guy. lol

>>716098817
There is your problem!! McDonald's is good as fuck. I think you sir just don't like food. What do you eat all day fucking alvocados?

Just show them your dick.

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ur welcome OP
I'll let my photoshop speek for itself

>>716099020
*pulls dick out*

>would you like to rub my genitalis..

>>716098977
Mc shit is just that.
Don't eat that garbage.

>>716098655
I'd say I made it out worse, but I'm not posting pics.

>>716092898
Lose a chromosome

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just let some air out of your head and think a little bit less hard about this

>>716092898
ITS LIKE YOU HAVE AN EXTRA 4HEAD KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

>>716099090

Thanks. Looks slightly better, not really. But it's a start.

>>716099090
Thats the guy from
>Horton hears a hoot

>>716098977
No, but I am annoyingly healthy
as in I only enjoy healthy food, for some reason my body just likes healthy
It's not even a moral thing, just taste
I do enjoy cheap Asian food though, that's not the healthiest thing but it's fucking delicious

Don't do any cardio. Just lift.

>>716099399
Cardio is how you get gains. Fucking retard. Go troll somewhere else.

>>716099090

"lolOpIsALostCause"

Get some muscles.

>>716099288
We'll you need to eat some junk food. That's how you will bulk up. Acquire a taste for milkshakes. I drink one every night for the past 12 years and I weigh 312 pounds 6'7 .. I'm overweight as fuck.

Just stop before you get too addicted like me. I can't sleep without a milkshake now.

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>>716093184
what the fuck is wrong with your forehead?

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>>716099090
do me

>>716099572
As far as I know.. nothing. What do you think is wrong with it?

>>716099481
Lol.Annon is I super ecto.
Cardio will just keep him lean.

>>716099689
Stop jacking off as you take photos. We can tell you are mid orgasm.

Tbh don't think you're too bad. I'd say try to work out and get some muscle. As anon said count calories and if you're not gaining weight, supplements and weight gain formula. Try to work with hairstyles too. Looking at your body build, match it with some different clothes. Something preppy and not overdone. Don't grow a beard, it won't match and will just look greasy. Lastly, grow a pair. Unless you want to get cucked or get a bitch who's a S, learn to hold your own. Good luck OP.

>>716099528
Allright. They do taste good. My parents will kill me though
"Anon how dare you waste your awesome genetics"
Well your genetics made me 5'3", shut the fuck up mom

>>716096880
You look like where's waldo

Faggot.

You're trying too hard.

>>716099811
can you speak italian?

>>716099811
Lol just do it, you are too old to listen to mommy and daddy.

>>716096880
dude there's nothing I can't stand more than dr who cosplay/literal wannabees
can you all burn at the same time

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>>716099692
You've got some creases deeper than satan's asshole right in the middle of it. At first i thought they were surgical scars

>>716092898
You Photoshop yourself c´mon put a real picture of your face

>>716099919
No, why?
I'm French though (quebec)

>>716100261
with some italian porco dio you could've dome something but nothing you can do with french
Also isn't quebec in africa

>>716100137
Those are the scars hangers leave in a failed abortion.

>>716100422
Yes, yes Quebec is in africa

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>>716092898

>>716092898
I found OPs Facebook.. not gonna post. Yet

>>716096419
"Penetrate her pussy" You are never going to fuck anyone like this

>>716100493
now you know why you can't get a woman

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>>716092898
Consider some plastic surgery OP. You could look normal with some professional help!

No more sonic shirt. It's not cool.

Now would be a good time to delete the thread, OP.

>>716092898
Guys! I found OPs Facebook

/technobradic

>>716100729
I kissed a girl once

>>716100789
ill add him

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>>716100789
KEK

>>716100951
Saddest port I've seen all day.

>>716100985
Guys Op here. Don't add me or I'm going to the police.

Also for anyone asking 4chan won't let me delete this thread.

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>>716100422
>isn't Quebec in Africa
Seriously?

>>716101073
too late. sent you a message

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>>716100441
kek

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>>716100995
I went Need bleach

>>716101201
Fucking hell.

>>716101096
Hey its my prime ministah
hi Justin how you doin

KYS, u loser POS emo fuck. Why dont u go suck on a mufler. I mean you will stilll need a close casket because you are so fucking ugly!!!

>>716095563
This. I'm ugly and I can't grow a beard. Lifting helped me to get pussy.

>>716100995
Op here, delete this or I'm calling the cops. They will find you..

>>716092898
You look too much like a child
Grow a beard

>>716101284
add me. you dont look bad at all

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>>716092898

>>716093289
Try wearing a fedora. They are pussy magnets.

>>716095572
fucking kekd

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>>716101348

>>716093035
this and post boypussi

>>716097218
>the women will come. Seriously.
Anon speaks truth. A word here. I'm 55, I've seen many old friends and schoolmates go off and be happy or not but good things always came to the good guys. Those that lost fucked themselves up. Things may not work out right when you want it, but hang in there.

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>>716101348

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I agree hang in there

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>>716092898
>I'm 22 years old. Good job, make good money
>My job particularly works with food

This poor fucking kid. Dude grow a beard and work on your social skills. Go to a place outside of work where you gotta talk to random people and work on your social skills. And don't overthink it when you talk to a chick you wanna bang. They're human just like anyone else. They fart and shit and have boogers. If you tell yourself you got nothing to lose by talking to this chick you won't psych yourself out before you even say word one. For fucks sake don't put pussy on a magical pedestal and you'll do all right.

>>716095671
Also you seem too nice. Don't be a fucking push over.

>>716092898 shave your head. And lose the scene look.

>Step 1
Quit looking like retarded Elvis

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>>716092898
no timestamp
mmm maybe someone get stealing his facebook access

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>>716099689
>invest in some lights

>>716096639
Dick in crazy is amazing tho

>>716102223
>blonds

Is it bad that I want to get a new phone case now that OP has the same one as me? fuck you OP

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Hey OP. /b/ is not the place to ask shit like that. It doesn't matter how you look. The older you get the better it gets and I hope you remember what I said. Trust me. Just try to be a genuinely good person and be kind even if cunts hurt you.

And if you really want other type of advise get a better hair cut and go to the gym. Looking buff makes you more attractive. Even on your face. Look up ripped people. They are almost never ugly. It's a genetic thing that women feel when they see a buff guy.

Also confidence matters a lot. The way you talk, look at people matter A LOT.

Take care /b/ro -
pic is me

>>716095878
>>716095957

dont grow facial hair, on the surface it seems to make sense but it actuality it will just up your creep factor.

baby face and facial hair do not mix

>>716093289
Damn. Is this fucking shopped?

>>716097100
You remind me of this guy I know that is a Jew. are you a Jew? If so I run a nice summer camp filled with activities for friend and families.

>>716094050
Under fucking rated, top kek

>>716102358
OP has no case on his phone?

>>716102385
do you carry chloroform?

because you look like the type to carry around chloroform

>>716102136
haha great I always enjoy you guys :)

>>716102294
Every blonde I've been is has been amazing, but nuts. not a long term investment.

>>716095531
Those eyes of sadness. Kek

>>716097964
>a hero

>>716092898
>stop dressing like a child
>get treated like a man

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Your future is bleak, Try a Fux Hawk

I don't. Why don't you post yourself you fat fuck

>>716102852
HAHA! I was currently photoshoping a fedora on him, damit, now I gotta thing of somthing else

>>716102595
Look closer, it's a clear one.

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>>716097964

>becoming a hero

>>716102991
Ohh I see it now. Tons of people have that case, don't worry about it. Is your iPhone fag gold too?

>>716102945
X)

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>>716102394
>baby face and facial hair do not mix

Don't listen to this man. If you look like a kid, but have the genes to grow a solid beard, then do it. Maybe having a beard will hurt you when you're under 25, but take it from me, women over 30 really appreciate the grown man appeal.

No one wants to see a baby-faced man 30+ clean shaven. You'll look like a fucking torso with a smooth testicle for a head. You'll be suitable for one of two jobs, town molester or chocolatier.

Grow a beard, and be proud of it. Ignore the coozes who doubt the beard. They are weak, and their children will be weak.

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>>716103068

Don't worry OP you will always be a twink magnet -)

>>716092898
OP you might be fucked, I thought you were 12

>>716103282
wait how does it hurt you

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Get a cleft chin, and Start a sum 41 tribute band =)

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> just dont go to an arab county.

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>>716092898
If you can grow a beard, do it now. you have the chin and face of a newborn, with a gigantic forehead. inject testosterone into your face if you cant grow one. you'll start growing a beard within a few months.

You're the one with the massive brain. You think of something.

>>716104103
kek

>>716092898
Well for starters you need a non-baby face, and you need to fix that fucking 12-head you've got.

Also, not looking like some whiny emo bitch would help

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>>716093455
underrated post

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>>716104103

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Here's a quick touch up. A little digital magic and you look just fine.

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>>716103282
Is muh beard good enough or should I shave it? I really just wanna have facial hair

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Become the next Lizard boy

>>716092898
A suit. Get a 3 piece suit. And not some shit from Walmart.

Step 1. Save up 3 grand and get a suit.

Step 2. After you get your suit trash that Kia Sorento or some shit you got and get a fast car, bucket seats, deck it out. You can get a good sports car for 12k and add what you need for another 4-5k. Get your arms in that shit and donut yourself.
Step 3. Bulk up bruh. Start small, get to the fitness board and get a regiment going. Don't need to get so big you need a new suit but I can tell you ain't nothin but bone and sinew.
Step 4. Don't ask girls who know you. Start fresh and often. Go to coffee shops, talk with girls in line about weather, talk about how your car can handle the rain or some shit get them to notice all these improvements subtle like.

This will take a few years. Bide your time. Dot. Do anything rash like confess your live to girls ilat the mall or some dumb shit. Planning your path to a better you is more important.

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>>716104456

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>>716104456
Tablet

>>716103105
Space grey.

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>>716104602

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>>716103440

this dude is literally a faggot just check his facebook

>>716104602
what bean are you from

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>>716092898
if you shaved your head you'd look like Elmer Fudd. if you ate a little more and did some push ups you might be able to rape a frail woman.

alternatively, become a drug dealer. junky bitches will suck your dick for some blow.

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>Large 4hed
>weak chin

>>716092898

Grow a beard, shave your head and wear slouch beanies. Bitches love slouch beanies

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>>716104585
>>716104694
Yes I get it I'm outta place but this been my home since 07

Here's a pic weeks b4 I shaved my head

>>716104685
Then dw about it bro. You got the man color. OP got the fag gold.

>>716104841
Peru

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>>716104602
Esay, eet was dis beeg

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ITT: