Secrets/vent/advice thread I'm sure this one will 404 early

File: 465.jpg (258KB, 1200x1712px) Image search: [Google]

258KB, 1200x1712px

http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=465

why is every girl i crush on straight
i guess my secret is i dream about coming onto them when we're alone, forcing them into a corner and slamming my hand on the door beside them so they can't escape, and making them bi/les by force

mom finger car friend

I have no fwends

>>716083694
I nutted in your sister while your dad watched.

im dating a 15 year old

File: 1477170115711.gif (242KB, 280x280px)

242KB, 280x280px

>>716083694
I create YLYL threads OP. I create them, and then, when the moment is right, I introduce the banana myself. Usually I do this after about 5 minutes.

One of my masterpieces is currently up on /b/, taunting you all.

>>716083694

banged a married ex last night. it's ok, I'm married too.

i like this girl and she keeps making it obvious that she wants to fuck, bringing up sex all the time, flirting, saying she wants a fwb and all that shit but every now and then she'll say something about her "boyfriend". i have no idea if she actually has one or not, but i have a hard time believing it. i hope she's bullshitting because if she actually does have one and is willing to do this behind his back, she'll do it to me too. which kind ot sucks because we got a lot in common and i actually like her. either way i'm still gonna smash though.

> Was glad when my dad's dad died. . . he was obnoxious and I didn't like him. He loved me dearly.

> If my sibling dies before my parents, my inheritance will double!!!!!

> If I'd known there were so many Blacks at my current workplace, I wouldn't have taken the job.

> I'm anti-immigration except for the lil Chinese mama-san who rubs my weiner

> I really want to go to a Festivus party

> I hope Conor Mcgregor gets literally killed in his next fight

>>716086318
>she'll do it to me too

dude, of course she will. that's what fwb is all about. take it or leave it. if you leave it, you are the faggot we already think you are.

>>716086417

kill your siblings to profit

then kill yourself you racist piece of cuntlitter

>>716086417
>glad dad died

Know that feel bro. Both my parents are gone now. Father in 2012 and mom in 2011. Can't say a single tear has been shed.

9 year old girl cousin wanted me to play with her pussy, so i did as a 4 year old boy
now i just laugh about it, she couldnt get pregnant (i guess) and i couldnt impregnate so that´s ok...

>>716085665

how did you find an older woman you kissless virgin?

>>716086900
kids do this shit all the time.

she told me she's into anal now. did NOT see that coming. can barely get her to suck my dick.

I take a lot of pictures of my little sisters friends when they come over and I can't stop doing it because they are so adorable

blew a load all over my belly last night as a married woman sucked my nipples while I fapped in her hotel room. she told me not to make a mess.

>hawt as fuck. sexual highlight of the year

>>716087004
tell that to the priest.

>>716087370

got any secret ones of them undressing and peeing and shit?

>>716086900
big fucking whoop
do you know how many 6yo~12yo girls I fondled and played with when i was underage?

shit isnt a secret

>>716087487
No, not worth the risk of being registered a pedo for life for some nude pics lol

>>716087947

you keep trying to tell them that in your appeal Jared.

>>716086623
obviously i'm going to take it... it just sucks when you meet a really cool chick and she turns out to be a cheater. but hey, she's into some freaky shit so i'm looking forward to that.

File: 1468613607882.png (101KB, 654x250px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 654x250px

>>716088008

I'm feeling rape and pedophilic urges since I'm 15, Probably because my cousin tried to rape me when I was a kid and because I think I kind of liked it.

I've been stealing money from my employer for around 10 years. Probably around 100 thousand dollars at this point.

>>716088024

dude, you really need to look up "fwb" in the dictionary.

>you don't get this

File: 1482281821978.jpg (2KB, 125x96px)

2KB, 125x96px

>>716088294
>>716087947
>>716087487
>>716087370
>>716085665
Herein is the difference between old /b/ and new /b/.

Old /b/ used to be about people knowingly and ironically pretending to be idiotic and fucked up. There used to be a heavy dose my humor in all this shit. This has since been replaced by new people who didn't get the irony of any of it. The newfriends actually thought this was a home for their genuinely held degeneracy and deviance.

>>716088494

win

>>716088906

newfag

Tried to arrange something with her
Basically was told "I'm actually on duty mondays :/"
Sounds kinda sincere? But hard to tell, as it is text and all.
Asked if she knows when she might be free, but no response yet. Granted she has a decently big test today (EMT Practical) so she was probably studying as she says "Like a mad woman"


I wonder, is she just using it as a way out, or is she genuinely wanting to do something? We did tentatively agree to do something over break, but nothing was set concretely then.

>>716089027

newfag

>>716088906
>>716089213


only newfags say shit like this

>>716089281
only newfags say shit like that

>>716089105

jezus, you've become your own fucking meme

give it a rest, faggot. tell your 14 year old friends in the jr high cafeteria at lunch but leave us alone

File: 1482362593745.gif (2MB, 449x290px)

2MB, 449x290px

Am i late? what is going on?

>>716089397
Fuck off.

We're both 20 and awkward in our own ways.

File: 1480430639705.jpg (44KB, 251x231px)

44KB, 251x231px

Why am I so dependent on people? Why do I assume so much? Why is my only defense mechanism to prevent myself from getting hurt is to feel like I'm a pest from the start? Why live?

File: 1481754607540.jpg (104KB, 1137x1012px)

104KB, 1137x1012px

>>716090015

I'm 22, still a virgin, I jerk off to girls on omegle and record it, got 26 videos so far

File: 1399450167672.jpg (11KB, 261x167px)

11KB, 261x167px

>>716090190
There really isn't enough rope in the world for all you degenerates.

When I lived in japan I used to play soccer with the local neighbourhood kids.
Communication was minimalistic.
One day one of the guys got my pants off and played with my 12 yo penis.

I repressed til about a couple years ago and I've never told anyone.

The actual details are a little fuzzy but I clearly remember one of them touching my dick and I was like, the fuck is going on.

>>716090527
You have to say how old you were at the time, retard.

>>716090843

He did you fucking retard. He said 12 years old

>>716089764

give it a rest. you're acting like you're 14. once was fine. you don't need to do this 8 times a day every day.

>>716091324
I haven't posted it in probably 3 days. And this is a bit of a new thing with her

>>716091552

kys

I just want to get over my shit already. It has been a solid year of being in a stable healthy relationship. My bf legit loves me for me, and I love him too. He is supportive in every way.

I want to get over my anxiety and get out more, maintain the few friendships I have. Get more into my art, my passions, etc. I want to be so many things, do so many things...

Like getting healthy, losing weight, eating a clean whole foods plant based diet. Pursue modern homesteading. Apothecary stuff.... holistic medicines and beauty/aesthetic artisan products.

Do more art, go to art walks and galleries, etc.

I have so much in my head just haven't gone out at all.

In middle school my best friend convinced me to suck each others cocks. After about a month I let him put it in my butt.

He become a criminal and a pedo.

I joined the army and now have a penchant for penis.

>>716091552
Yeah no offense anon but you've beaten that whole story to death. I'm sorry that you're too awkward to do anything about it but you need to stop posting about it so frequently, or at least wait until something major happens (like you met up and kissed, or she calls you and tells you to fuck off).

>>716092205

holistic medicine is horseshit, so you can cross that one off your list. see, you're on you way already

>true story

>>716092329

this

>not samefag

>>716092603
yeah. but that's just like, your opinion man. Fuck big pharma.

>>716092329
I guess. I usually just get stuck over analyzing stuff. Probably that small bit means absolutely nothing.

>>716092754

Shut the fuck up Donnie. You're out of your element.

>>716092829
thanks for the kek

How to kill the rapist of my wife, when I know where he is but not in the same city?

>>716094245

even better he's not in the same city. get an ironclad alibi in your city, don't use credit cards, don't stop to buy gas, slip in, slip out.

winwin

>>716085089
Hot. Even if you're a fat dude playing pretend right now.

>>716083694
>god dosent exist I know this because your mom will die in her sleep tonight.

>>716085665
And how old are you?

>>716085244
Not a secret. Everyone knows.

I sometimes pay for porn.

>>716096111
You shouldn't do that.
I paid $20 for porn one time, and I still wonder if I should have. But I bought a lifetime supply of lolis, so...

File: 1398135965756.png (28KB, 150x150px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 150x150px

>>716085862

>>716085862
you sick fuck.

>>716085665
gabor

>>716094245
Pay someone to do it, take the wife out to a restaurant to build an alibi.
Some lowrate disposable thug is best. One who will go back to their own country after the hit to avoid the heat. Or just someone who doesn't give a shit.
You got any leads?

>>716097118
I dunno. Having a brazzer account and downloaded all the HAM stuff was worth it, I feel.

I'm a 16 y/o girl and ive felt this pedophilic urges lately. Idk. I want to get over it soon, but cant help but feel turned on by that loli shit

>>716097358
I had a free brazzers account one time and I can't see paying for it.
I just torrent stuff normally.

>>716097542
post bikini pics of yourself

>>716097542
>fake and gay

I listen to Jet Li by Cheef Keef at least 10 times a day.

>>716085862
It's not a masterpiece, you're fucking cancer. Your autism has reached heights previously unheard of. I honestly believe that people like you are literally retarded. Over 4 fucking years of this shit.

>>716097542
Judging by how you're typing, your sentence structure and your choice of words + age. I know exactly who you are, I didn't think you would be on this board, but it makes sense. Your mother would beat your fucking ass if she knew about this. You know who I am, you rarely see me.

>>716097670
Im a newfag and honestly worried about posting pics

File: 1482364650642.gif (49KB, 625x626px)

49KB, 625x626px

>>716097954

Lost my virginity to drunk older step sister on a vacation where we ended up sharing a hotel. She is always rude as fuck to me unless we're alone

I was 18 and she was 21

>>716099394
fake as fuck

I vape.

this just happened

>going for job interview
>grill, late 20s, petite is interviewing
>has pronounced cheek lines and dimples
>low cut shirt
>hot as all hell
>asks me about my previous job and safety regarding it
>trying to maintain eye contact
>i work at a steel extrusion foundry
>i cut the steel
>"at Anon Steel, we cut the metal and eye protection is a huge priority, because no matter what you do, the swarf..
>..im really.. is really attracted to your eyes
>she smiles and looks around the room
never had a stronger boner in my life

>>716100401
fucking MONSTER
kys

>>716099394
Alicia, you know you're not afraid of posting nudes, do it you fucking whore.

>23
>have associates degree
>5years work experience in IT

Debating taking my savings, 30-50k, move somewhere else and just live. Could try to work, but would probably not. Then when it runs out come back to US to either find another job, or sign life away to military.

Only problems. Lose all or most of my savings. Away for a while potentially. Job is good and easy, hard to throw away. Still wont be the most dissapointing child in my family but feels like a potential waste. If i dont travel now i probably wont be able to when i settle down and have a family. If i meet a girl, id have to either keep living there, or have to chance bringing her back home and potentially not being able to make her happy enough since i threw away my job.

Theres sooo many thoughts, anyone have advice?

>>716100401
and suck cock I assume

File: 1482375368222.png (8KB, 1275x675px)

8KB, 1275x675px

>>716100466
dubs of truth. unfortunately b&

>>716088494
Good for you anon carry on

File: 20161221_222139.jpg (1MB, 2592x1944px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2592x1944px

And ironically still a virgin

>>716100622
yes, although its not gay because they are traps, it makes me straight, they have feminine body and tits

>>716100875
>still a virgin
Literally how?

>>716100875
tits or timestamp. both would be perfect

>>716100875
No timestamp, clearly a ruse.

>>716100570
Hey anon, not a lot of experience here but if you feel like you would be happier somewhere else then just do it.

>>716100570

great idea because then one day you'll retire and have nothing. and then really be fucked. but if you plan on killing yourself before you get old, go for it.

File: 1482364780453.jpg (43KB, 619x528px)

43KB, 619x528px

>>716101186
then tits
also i doubt you are 16

>>716100875
I see a timestamp, but we're going to need that photo with one less top in the way

>>716101235
Thanks, yeah may be what i need currently.
>>716101383
Dont really plan on killing myself, i guess i neglected to mention id keep investments as is, uts not tremendous, but good. I figure aslong as i come back at 25, thats standard age compounding will still have good results i think

Def not a tramp

File: 1459199860348.jpg (372KB, 2560x1024px)

372KB, 2560x1024px

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

>>716101887
>>716100875
what timestamp fgt? clearly an old pic getting reused

>>716102120
thats hardcore

>>716098791
>all of this

Literally nigger

File: 20161221_224812.jpg (1MB, 2592x1944px)

1MB, 2592x1944px

Ironically #2 I turned 16 this month

>>716102287
>b&

Mods delete this autism

>>716102287
pls put todays date on the piece of paper

>>716101081
Guess im just too short, fat or awkward for someone to like me

>>716102287
Enjoy your ban. Nie tits though.

>>716089370
Im more 4chan than the both of you

>>716102600
Whatever. As if 16 wasnt enough age for conscent.

>>716102287
Mods are asleep. Post ass.

File: 20161221_230234.jpg (2MB, 2592x1944px)

2MB, 2592x1944px

As if most 4chan users werent underage

>>716103600
>baited this hard

>>716103600
I wanna see what panties you're wearing.

>>716103600
Pls show tits

>>716103600

well played femanon

>well played

>>716103600
I guess I'll accept this for now, but you'd be pretty fucking wrong about the demographics.

what advice are you after? a lot of people are attracted to shit as teenagers they're never into again, but sometimes you're stuck with it.

>>716103998
>>716102287
Right here dumbass

>>716103600
What state do you live in?

>>716104313
Proudly not American

>>716104633
Well in that case... dammit... Pussy pics?

>>716104206
Clichéd, but just how to be normal, and stop being an overhorny weirdo

>>716104633
Are you in the UK? 16 is age of consent here.

>>716104806
And omg I would cum buckets on your tits

>>716103600

I like your style dudette

>>716104806
kekked
you're a teenager, you are going to be a horny weirdo for a while. hormones going fucking crazy.
when I was a teen I used to fap like 3 times a day to all kinds of shit that I'm a bit ashamed about now. In the end, I figured out what I was into and that the shit I was fapping to was just...a weird expression of that? not something I really enjoyed, but close enough for me to find it hot for reasons I didn't understand.

You've just got to get through this, try not to make any big mistakes along the way, and figure out how things go. You might be into this shit forever, you might figure out you're actually into other stuff thats kinda related, you might never be into it again and feel weird that you ever were.

If you want to talk it through drop a kik but it comes down to you cant really control what turns you on, you have to work with it

File: 20161221_232753.jpg (1MB, 2592x1944px)

1MB, 2592x1944px

Last one i swear

>>716106829
I wish you lived near me in the US lol. 17 y/o male. Do you have a kik/snap?

>>716106829
feel free to keep posting, I'm more than happy to see more of that

>>716105618
I guess youre right, i cant even get dick to relieve my stress and with everyone around losing their Vcards i feel like a looser

When I was 18 I kissed a girl that I knew was 15 at a festival. It's probably not as bad as other peoples shit but ive never spoken to her since and it still bugs me to this day

File: timestamped faggots.jpg (556KB, 1944x2592px)

556KB, 1944x2592px

>>716101165

>>716107115
Nope, everything stays on 4chan

>>716107250
highschool is great for some people but not good for others

I didn't even have a girlfriend in highschool, but as soon as I got to college I had no problem finding and hooking up with girls.

not sure if it's a bigger pool of people or a different attitude or what, but highschool is a shitty place for dating for a lot of people.

>>716083694


We ha Sec

all ve rets


fuck your codes fagget

>>716107403
I was hoping for dirty snaps but I guess 4chan pics will do.

There's a crack in my basement wall, that i can peek through into my older sisters room.

Whenever she's done with the shower I peep & jerk my cock..

She's a bit chubby, 19 years old. Biggest tits I've seen in person.. I cum buckets every time I do it. Just found it last year..

>>716107403
set up throwaway kik and we can chat about your loli desires in private

>>716107333
3 years isn't too bad

I'm 20 and im gonna fuck a 16 year old. Luckily age of consent is 16 where i live.

>>716108059

boy, that's one helluva secret

>almost killed in two separate vehicle accidents
>got cheated on, found out it had been going on for months
>went through a divorce
>have been working brutal hours finding solace in weekends with a qt3.14
>all in the span of a couple months
>just tonight got dumped, she cites she has a lot of things to deal with (she honestly does and I could tell) and isn't in the right place
>had to do the divorce hearing just this morning
>live alone
>broke
>probably will die alone

>>716107967
On reflection, I've realized I was 19, I go to the same festival every year so I confused myself. The thing is, I know I woulndt have done anythig more if I could have but the whole thing still just bothers me. She looked up to me and just for that one second I abused that trust.

>>716107403
Well if you do change your mind my snapchat is

ibliminse9

It's my throwaway snap. I'm a 17 y/o virgin despite being an athlete/good looking/in great shape/relatively smart/ but I just can't find a girl to have sex with.

I love treating women like shit to see how long they last without breaking up with me.First lasted a month, second a year, third a few months, and so on. The longer they last, the nicer I am to them until I feel like not being so anymore.
Usually even when they hate my fucking guts the sex is incredible whereas if im genuenly in love it's boring as fuck

>>716108287
Yeah that's fucked... you SHOULD be ashamed.

>>716108495
>>716108287

Not really that bad. It was just a kiss. Stop beating yourself up over it.

>>716088906
you're a newly created faggot

>>716083694
Each year I am on vacation with my cousin and her family.
Always sniff her worn panties and socks.
Last year was another family with them. They had a 10yr old daughter. Smelled her socks and panties too. Sweetest smell in the world

>>716108495
I do feel ashamed, hence the venting

>lost my virginity to a boy who is also a good friend
>found out that i'am bi
>he is gay
>can't lose the thought that i felt in love with him even before i even realized that i'am bi
>he has sex like every week with difrent dudes
>he had no boyfriend in the last 6 years
>he told me once that he is looking for a boyfriend

What should i do? We get along good but he is a model compared to me.

>>716088294
greentxt

>>716097542
lol u wont get over it

>>716108889

>still not gay

>still not quads

>>716086781
>Know that feel bro. Both my parents are gone now. Father in 2012 and mom in 2011. Can't say a single tear has been shed.

Joining this party. After years of being humiliated by my father, at 17 I slugged him and never saw or spoke to him again. I'm 47 now. He died 3 years ago and I'm glad that he never saw my children or wife. My children will never grow up with the kind of treatment my father inflicted on me. No kid should. What the fuck man, it's not hard, just don't scream at, humiliate, or be a dick to children for no reason.

Part of what has led me to be successful in life is the drive I had to prove that fucker wrong. Eventually I just let it go.

>>716108287
fake and gay

File: 20160210_092807.jpg (1MB, 3264x2448px)

1MB, 3264x2448px

>>716108709
>pic related
Her socks.

Was 21 and in college, started fucking a 17 year old high schooler. In the south so 16 is legal, didn't give a fuck. She got pregnant, I knew it was mine but the last time we fucked she was so drunk she didn't even remember seeing me that night, had been at least 2 months since it fizzled out. She ended up keeping the baby and her boyfriend married her thinking it was his. Nope. I had a paternity test done without her knowing, it's mine. I give her sister who she hates about $1000/mo for my kid and I have nearly 20k in a 529 for the little bastard. Works for her dad, sister does payroll so it's laundered as bonus money. She got mad when I quit seeing her (before that last hookup) and tried to accuse me of rape so I want nothing to do with her. She had another kid and is now about 230lb, was 110 when we first fucked. I dodged a bullet.

i stick cum on my forehead when i cum (most of the times), i may turn into supersaiyan after a while, or possibly just help to remove the point like scars i got from a flu

>>716109487
what makes you sat that? just coz i got my age wrong?

>>716109594
and then bro kisses me on forehead. mmm tasty...

>>716109145
Don't care if i'am gay or not. It might be but fapping to woman worked perfectly fine for my whole life.

>>716086417
Guess who's having a Festivus party, feelsfestivusman

I gave up on dating before even trying. I'm 24 years old, never had a friend,work full time for fuck all, still live with my parents. I've no future but I'm too chicken shit to end it so now I just exist with a life not worth living. I've no skills, I can't seem to get better or improve at anything so I don't even bother trying anymore. Why try when you know you wont succeed?

Thanks for everything /b/
you're the closest I'll ever have to a friend

>>716102287
I would fix your problem, but I live in South America.

>>716109969
Money attracts women. Find a higher paying job.

>>716110225
so does she

>>716110225
Thats not a problem. Im latina too. Where u from?

>>716109969
What have you tried before? I think people who say that don't even sacrifice enough to achieve success, a skill takes sacrifice. Maybe you just need to have a good time, you need to try something different from your daily life.

>>716109969
I was there at 25. I'm 34 now, found what I was good at, found a girl, had 2 kids, opened a business, we are making 250k/yr. 10 years ago I thought my ceiling was 30k tops and I wouldn't make it to 30. Are you willing to learn a trade? Plumbing, HVAC, roofing, etc?

>>716111341
Colombia. Sorry dude

>>716109642
u shouldnt care about her i bet she remembers u fondly, u only kissed her but feel bad just cuz she was a little younger

I'm addicted to pain killers/heroin, constantly back and forth. I still love a girl I dated in high school (the one that got away), even though she did some fucked up shit to me and my family. I am also secretly bi-sexual, I was born into a traditional Christian conservative family. They would cut ties with me. I'm not one of those "46 genders" fags, I just fuck dudes on occasion because I'm weird ha. Feels good t get that out, been a long time.

File: 20151206214300-1c154d4e[1].jpg (59KB, 1024x246px)

59KB, 1024x246px

I want to be a stuffer and gain a bunch of weight but I know for a fact my boyfriend would not be happy about it. I've gained 35 pounds in the last 6 months or so. He knows I'm trying to gain weight because I used to be grossly underweight and he knows I'm worried about being that thin again. I'm not sure what to do now. Maybe he just won't leave me and actually does love me despite what I might look like.

>>716111785
Well, so close yet so far, try not to waste your first experience, it should be something worthy to remember.

>>716112718
Ojalá. Pero aveces parece como si nunca fuera a ocurrir así.

>>716083694
im contract killer i just started two months ago and ive done over 50 jobs for hillary clinton alone last week some one brought her cold coffee.

This isn't a joke
3 hours ago I took an antidepressant for the first time ever and almost instantly had an emotional break down because the thought of eventually being completely happy for a full day terrifies me to my core
> inb4 edgelord

>>716113372
Bueno, no es algo que tengas que hacer por obligación o sentir presión por ello, de hecho podría ser mejor que tomes todo con algo de calma, para empezar, por lo general los hombres pueden ser simples en esas cosas muchas veces, y no les importaría tu placer, es mejor que no malgastes esa experiencia con cualquiera. No dejes que la desesperación te consuma, y en caso de que te encuentres lista, bueno...lo decides y vas por ello.

>>716113372
¿donde te puedo encontrar? voy por ti ;)

Ex was Instagram famous, rich, a model and loved video games/anime. Cheated on her 7 times and had a 3-some with 2 girls that weren't her, got extremely mad when she started talking to another guy 2 days before I dumped her. Sociopath af

I was ghosted by a vegan feminist genderqueer daddy issues having girl that I used to study with two years ago because she loved me but I didn't love her. It's been two years but I keep thinking about her every night. Stalked her a few times, both on- and offline. It used to be fun because she had a legit stalker years ago, is paranoid and interner-savy which means finding stuff online is challenging. It's 6:45 am now and I can't sleep. She's like a drug that I am trying to quit because the supply's gone and I'm suffering from withdrawals. I know the reasonable rational thing is to forget and get over her but I wouldn't be writing on an anonymous Cantonese paper folding forum if it was that easy.

>>716114923
>didn't love her

Everything you said after contradicts that statement. Stop lying to yourself.

femanon here
i scout out beta cucks at work and fuck with them hardcore because it gets me off when guys are nervous af that a girl is talking to them
the last one only LOOKED like a beta aspie though so that was a little weird when he actually had some confidence
still, got his dick in the end
always do

41 m like when younger girls 18+ dominate me

>>716102120
You posted that same message with the same picture roughly 3 months ago...

discord.gg/jHKa7yR egirl discort

>>716115145
I don't love her and never have. I'm bothered by people deciding to step out of my life and breaking off all contact. My best friend killed himself about ten years ago; ever since, ghosting has been feeling the same to me. This is all about control and has nothing to do with love.

>>716114459

hate to tell you but antidepressants can take a few weeks or months to start working at all

>>716102287
>16

Reported

i bump dying threads

>>716117232

I think anon is a faggot

>nice dubs btw 11

bumpd

>>716083694
I like your threads they keep Me occupied when I cannot sleep. You took back seat to the downy thread tonight though that thread was so funny, great tip on how to land a free burger king in it too.

>>716085244
You have us though faggot

>>716118119

ho ho! double 11 dubs checking 11 dubs!

File: 6.jpg (31KB, 450x249px)

31KB, 450x249px

I can only cum to sissy hypno vids now.. like breaks from it just makes me want cock more

I used to be able to control my bicuriosity and now I don't know what to do. I posted myself in tights on /b/ today and got two guys on kik from my state saying they wanted to drive to me and fuck me. One wants to buy me a maid outfit to fuck me in.

Idk if I should just go and explore this or run but I want it so bad..

I spent $60k on a Jag earlier this year hoping it would help me get laid. It didn't. At all.

>>716088494
How

I hypnotized a couple people and jerked off in front of them secretly while they were in trance

>>716118693

only a faggot can't get laid in a jag

friend of mine had no game. loser in IT dept. bought a used jag because he lived in mom's basement and had no rent. he used to pull strippers out of clubs and fuck them in the parking lot all the time.

>>716118250
What was the tip anon?

>>716118743

so you think

>>716118921
Would be even hotter that way to be honest

>>716118687
Do it. If you wait now then in 5 or so years you'll be married, locked down, and wondering what could have been. Totally not bitter here, nope.

Meet the guys for drinks first, make sure they aren't creeps. Oh and FFS PLEASE SHAVE everywhere below your eyebrows. Enjoy getting your boipussy slammed. Any more questions, just ask here.

>>716083694
My girlfriend used to be an escort before we dated

>inb4 cuck

>>716118993

put your money where your mouth is. hypnotize them then fuck their mouths.

>let us know how that works out for you

>>716118892

newfags can't follow threads

perhaps in two years

>>716115170
>still got his dick
You enjoy intimidating and fucking beta cucks? lolwut

Or you mean have him crushing on you and shit? Either way, get some hobbies, grrrl.

>>716119248
I wish hypnosis worked like that

>>716119063
I think I'm gonna >:3 you're scary right

OF COURSEEE I'll be super smooth for them. I've never taken a cock before and even small dildos hurt .. I weigh like 110 lbs I'm so tiny

Are you from the AMA sissy thread earlier??

>>716090015
lets all love lain!!!!!

>>716119420

yeah, but they let you wank in front of them

>not buying your shit anon

>>716119310
I've been on /b/ the entire day faggot. In different threads apparently

>>716119649
They didn't "let" me do anything, they had no idea, I was silent and they were out of it with their eyes closed. Had they known they probably would have come to and freaked out.

>>716118743

I was at a party given by someone famous that all you b/tards know that had a professional hypnotist. There were a bunch of high school kids there because reasons. He hypnotizes these kids. "It's very hot. soo soo hot". they all start fanning themselves and shit. Hottie / 10 rips off her sweatshirt and starts to go for the bra. Hypnotist stops her and gets her to put her sweatshirt back on.

>diamonds

>>716119883
farcical

>>716120008

true story faggot

File: itslit.png (841KB, 776x776px) Image search: [Google]

841KB, 776x776px

>>716119883
you better tell us who it is

>>716119599
I was there, but I don't know what post you're referring to.

When it comes to training your ass, remember that there's no such thing as really "stretching" it. Instead, you're training to relax/control the smooth muscle in your sphincter/colon so you can let them in and then milk them. Buy small, comfortable toys first and gradually work up in size (cheap Chinese toys are OK, just wrap them in saran wrap first). Practice your kegles daily. Wear panties daily or as often as you can to feel pretty.

And remember, if a guy doesn't want to be patient/gentle/understanding with you given your situation then he's not worth keeping.

File: 2 (1).gif (436KB, 182x179px)

436KB, 182x179px

>>716120061

>>716085665
how shit is it?

>>716119883
Sounds amazing, wish I was there for that, too bad he stopped her.

>>716120082
K I'll try to remember. I have a little bigger one but I have to get used to the other one. Plus I'm the it to train by only cumming when its in my mouth c:

somebody suggested poppers and I think I kinda wanna try them also.

and like, I know I should wait for someone gentle but just getting kind of taken sounds appealing too. which is probably unhealthy lolol.

>>716120072

wtf. it's Woz. he teaches at the local high school for the fuck of it sometimes. he was in the high school play and had an after party. had a hypnotist, a few magicians. dude knows how to throw a party

>true story

>>716107370
are you Kim F?

>>716103600
You want my redhead and white dick.

I will give you a white children to make your children look beautiful. White genetic is superior.

I have money and will marry you so you can live with me here in California.

I like to draw shota sometimes in my spare time.
And none of my friends know.

File: 2 (10).jpg (35KB, 382x381px)

35KB, 382x381px

>>716120828
and then there's this guy

>>716120504
No, don't rush into poppers. They'll make you do stupid stuff when you should be careful (hello, new sexual partner) and they won't teach you anal-foo any better than the tried-and-true method of doing it yourself.

Spoilers: gentle and kind guys can do rough stuff too. My point is that you want someone who respects you AND can treat you as a piece of fuck-meat when you both want it INSTEAD of someone who just treats you like shit.

Oh yeah, and buy some Boy Butter lube and/or vaseline. You'll need plenty.

>>716120880
share some plz

>>716121084
Nooo I was thinking like test them at home for a long time first. I'm a responsible user when I drugs don't worry (:

You're so right though. It's way safer too I should just listen to you

I was thinking of buying a plug so I can lube it and be ready for them when I get there in the future :3

>>716085089
Because you're a potato and keep fucking around with those girls and don't go look for bi/lez girls instead.

File: Yap.jpg (134KB, 850x667px)

134KB, 850x667px

>>716121097

>>716121647
thanks!

>>716085089
>>716121455
a wild lez/b/o battle appears!

>>716085862
Lel such troll

DXM is ultimatum.

>>716121259
I'd recommend saving poppers for last - they'll always be there for you and buy good stuff/using them responsibly is its own pain.

Getting a plug is a fun idea, but even if these two dudes are cool and nice you're going to be a bit of a wreck the first few times you get fucked. My advice: keep things simple. Prep ahead of time (enema, toys). Have one drink with the guy (enough to feel good, not enough to do stupid stuff). Only have condoms and lots of lube. Take your time because you'll get to try it all eventually anyway.

And yes, you should listen to me because I know how little horny sissy sluts like you think, enjoy training them and know what you need.

File: naughtyhiro.jpg (414KB, 1573x1717px)

414KB, 1573x1717px

>>716121684
This is the only other one I'll share.

>>716085089

liar. there are no grils on the internet

>44 year old basement dweller detected

>>716121815
wait... r u from the UK? And own a pair of red heels??

>>716122026

there's no place like home. there's no place like home.

>>716122108
I don't think this is the first time we've talked ...

>>716095284
This, ever watch the first 48? If someone doesn't rat, they don't catch the killer
Is the rape on record? If so you'd be a suspect, if not get to his city using public transportation all cash no I'd checks, use a knife, then wipe it and disappear it, get home have alibi no motive no way they find you

>>716122277

I think it is.

>btw, nice quads

i lack the copious amounts of drugs i require to deal with my current situation sans suicidal ideation

used to be able to suck my own dick. many years and many pounds ago. had to stretch for an hour. then barely get to lick the tip. then barely get the tip in my mouth. Once I could get that far I was just bend that back to get more. I didn't ever get exactly to deepthroat but I could fuck my mouth pretty good. dumped several loads down my throat because no other throats I could dump down.

took a lot of work. did it maybe 5 times ever.

>no regrets

>still not gay

>>716118892
Be really really ugly whore. Post ad on Craig's list when clientele calls have them pick up burger king on way . At their arrival look too ugly to give head gives you burger leaves without bj
???
Profit

>>716123254
well, are u a UK sissy??

File: 0458df52fad728b0ebbc0c41e3d05904.png (593KB, 1058x765px)

593KB, 1058x765px

>>716108889
What do you want from it and can he do that?
If you get jealous, ask first if he can tone his weekly habits down to your level before any serious considerations.

I left my ex for another woman. Six months later, that woman tells me that we can never work. I didn't shed a tear. I'm angry at her, but am still in love with her. It's confusing, tormenting, and my only real solace is sometimes flirtation with this other girl I have mad feelings for, but everyone tells me it'd end poorly. Her folks like me, but think we'd be a dumpster fire."Anon, we think you'd make Friend happy, for six months. We met Ex. Don't. Try in a year." Her dad was very fucking forward about his opinion.) The only reason I'm not being more honest with her is a breakup she had two months ago. Sometimes I wish I told her how I felt before her ex came into the picture. So now I have feelings for two women. One claims to be heavily into me, but a relationship can't work, and the other likes me, but I don't know the true depth.

They all also work in the company I work at. Ex, the woman, and other girl. Ex doesn't like Mistress, Mistress and Friend aren't fond of each other, Ex and Friend actually get along well, though I doubt she did if she knew we made out at the christmas party ("I needed it, and I trust you with this" Made my dick diamonds and my feels in overdrive.) Like everyone else's 2016, mine didn't have a good run. I just wanted to end it somewhat nice

Reason Mistress can't work: She has 1 kid(Guy died mid pregnancy, knew him, he was a nice guy) and she's not keen on pushing out a second. I talked about it being something we can table. She took it as me pushing. Loves me, but can't risk the pain..

>>716126198
wellp

there goes my erection

Tracer is a fucking bitch for showing up so late to Winston's Christmas party, and she let her dumbest girlfriend keep his gift. He put the damn iron man clock in your chest. Show him some respect

bbump

File: rawr.png (102KB, 321x326px)

102KB, 321x326px

I've been fooling a young man for months with promises and a lot of bullshit. Honestly, It was pretty funny at the beginning, but now it is just about him pathetically begging for attention, like a whore. And I know he will be down af when I tell him that It really means nothing to me... But for some reason it makes me smile.

Fap to my sis and mom often and have let them both catch me fapping more than I should

>>716094245
did she get raped before or after you met her? what happened?

I'm hollow inside. After suffering through traumatic shit it left me in a state of perpetual emotionlessness. I feel cold and empty. Like I'm dead and just walking.

>>716128769
thats cool, I do that with about half a dozen girls at any given point in time

its satisfying to make somebody need you just to live when you could drop them without a second thought

balls

>>716129654
Yes! It really is! Especially cause he has the urge to prove he's real. He shares a lot with me and not only about his life but accounts and pws of several services, Even some stuff that people trusted him. I just wish I could see his face when I tell. It'll be next Monday, I've decided already!

>>716130914
get him on cam for it and record the whole thing, then post online for posterity