>2016 >not having had at least one homosexual experience

>>716082353
how will he escape?

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Don't have a girlfriend.

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where r ther penis?

>>716083757
>okay med students.. we need a new word for an inside out anus
>how bout Prolapse?
>yeah thats a dank name

>>716084206
>Not going with arse rekt

>>716083330
You don't.

Honestly I've had two. I think about the first one constantly. the second guy was meh.

>>716085553
at least its warm in there

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>>716086159

>>716086714
well its true.

>>716082353
Just because it's 2016 and being gay is more acceptable doesn't mean we gotta force ourselves to be gay you nigger
Sage

>>716087970
t. faggot

>>716082353

>Had my first homosexual experience today
>Posting in this gay thread
>Just now
>0/10 would not recommend

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To this day I've never had anthrax, shingles, 3rd degree burns, a mouthfull of catshit, or a homosexual experience. I don't need to try any of them to tell you that I won't like them. Shill your gay shit on MTV where it belongs faggot.

>>716088678
how do you get a hold of MTV tho i feel like i'm not important enough do you have their number?

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>>716088678

I have french kissed a guy

not going further because I'm not gay

>>716089015
Its 2122588000

>>716082353
Hey just because your a fagget dont try to push your deranged mental problems on others.

>>716089669
t. faggot in denial

>>716089603
kissing a guy is gayer than sucking his dick fyi

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>>716082353
Because access to two holes in one butt is that good.

>>716082353
Me and my cousin used to try and fuck each other in the ass when we were like 12 or something.
No idea why I guess we just wanted to feel like fucking was like. We never penetrated though becuase we were stupid kids so we kinda just humped each other, we never came either

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>>716082353
Gather around kiddies and I'll tell you the tale of how I know I'm not gay.
>be me 2003
>playing the online Cydia arguing with guy in game on GameSpy
>get called gay
>say I'm not gay
>guy says how do you know
I stop, how do I know I'm not gay? Never thought about it
>Find gay porn and watch for 30 minutes beginning to end, nothing
The end
> Also I had a really big poo one time and it hurt

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>>716090914
both look great

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>>716091386
Fucking got me with the autocorrected me. My take is I valid, should be vydia and now Cydia. I discredit myself and all anons. Sad.

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>>716091386
> trying to prove he's not gay
You sound like those faggots who have a whole bunch of girls in their life. They switch it all up as soon as they can to try to prove their heterosexuality to the world.

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>>716091775
And I even wear socks anon. I am shame incarnate.

>>716089855
not rly

there is sexual kissing and party kissing

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>>716092006
Shame incarnate you are indeed. By any chance, is this you?

I want a body like that. Not going to sex that but I want to be him

How to grow body hair?

>>716092570
forgot to reply because lmao dick
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>>716092319
What kind of sick fuck are you? I would N- E-V-E-R wear a green spring.

I like his belly

>>716091386
>> Also I had a really big poo one time and it hurt
that's like saying you once fucked two sheets of sandpaper and didn't like it so you're not straight

>>716082353
That would smell terrible

why wont I grow body hair like these faggots

fuck genetics

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>>716092864
Skipping over the part where I watched gay porn and went for the joke as though it were the main point.

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>>716091775
>what are you gonna do, make me suck your dick faggot
>show us your dick faggot
>you think I'm some kind of faggot, faggot
>no I don't suck dick, faggot
>what, you want me to fuck your ass, faggot
>I'll wreck your ass, faggot
>stop trying to touch my dick, faggot
>what, do you think I eat ass, faggot?
>I'll rape you in game, faggot
>don't make me bend you over faggot
>no homo

>>716088678
How do I get a 4chan gold account? Can anyone help me out? It only says janitor openings. wtf?

>>716082353
Nope, too busy fucking the wife and her hot friends.

>>716092826
This is horrifying

>all of these bears

You guys should keep posting more.

J-just so I have more and more proof of how not-gay I am. Totally.

>>716093849
gross

>>716094211
faggot

>>716082353
No I just don't want to get groped by some hairy fat ham galaxy.

>>716082353
What if I just don't really find men attractive?

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>>716095389
>makeameme.org
Nice

I had plenty of gay experiences in college.But I grew out of my bi phase and now I'm straight

>>716092668
Why wouldn't you? I mean... You're trying to prove you're not a faggot. Faggots try to replace women in the kitchen.

I got raped by a hobo once, does that count

>>716094720
youre a big guy

>>716082353
I had homo exp at 13

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>>716097041
Was it with your dad?

>>716093227
because porn is what homosexuality is about

good job

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>>716096945
>For you

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this is how i know im not gat

I'd much rather fuck pic related than any of your hairy-ass motherfuckers you faggots have been posting in the thread

>>716082353
I suck an ocassional duck, it's pretty fun.

I got a question b.

A buddy of mine and his gf have apparently been wanting a 3 some and she said she'd want to do it with me. He gave me her snapchat and we sexted a bit and shit and it was all good. Then a few days later he starts telling me she wants us to "fool around" for her too, and that she wants him to suck my dick with her. Not too sure how I feel about that though. Anyone else been in a similar situation?

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>>716097543
without a fucking doubt

>>716097648
do it.

In all honesty i think everyone in this planet is somewhat gay a little, the sooner you and we all accept this the quicker we will stop worrying about stupid shit like one big faggot

>all these bears
WOOF

>>716097543
thats not the point dumbass

these faggots don't care what YOU wanna fuck

>>716097886
>>716097886
Yeah I was thinking about doing it just because... Who gives a fuck. I get blown and I'm sure it'll be fun in the moment. Just hoping it doesn't make the bro friendship weird after that

PSA: Traps aren't gay

>>716082353
gay

>>716092229
No dude kissing is much gayer. I'm fine with sucking a dick but the thought of kissing a dude is revolting to me

>>716098296
Yes they fucking are. The part that draws you to a trap is the cock. Liking cocks makes you a fag. If it was the tits or ass you'd just look at naked chicks

>>716098499

Sorry anon, fags don't fuck traps, straight men do