Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>716055796
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
カラミチーマス
>>716065470 (Haruhi)
Really, it's mostly because of that >>716065737
>>716065775
We care about you Haruhi. But you picked the worst person in this thread to get dependend on. Not because Kurome is a bad person in and itself, but because Kurome has an unhealthy attitude which does not contribute to your well being and your cure.
>>716065865
I'll put some more seasoning on you then.
That's a shame. then. I played the last guardian today and don't have anything else to do until next year.
Tenryuu claimed
Sameji claim'd
gonna go eat cereal
later gators!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VkuntT9vmU
(Mai)
No
Claim
>>716065737
That sounds bad -_-
>>716066264
Bye
おはようございます
CLaim
>>716066282
You already know lol
Claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJr226idrFg
>>716066126
I need to go
bye everyone
>>716066386
Yo.
>>716066522
Take care
>shinoa
>>716066097
>>716066425
I have no friends, that must mean i'm super intelligent
¡Feliz Navidad!
>>716066183
What seasoning are you even using!?
Is The Last Guardian good?
>>716066537
How goes it?
>>716066598
I want to kiss Rem and hold her hand.
Cirno claimu
>>716066612
Well, first of all salt. Then probably onions and some chives. To be honest, I have to look up recipes for snails.
It's a very stunning looking game, that's for sure. It has a lot of riddles, many which are not easy to solve. The game doesn't help you but promotes exploring in and itself. Only if you take, I think, 10 minutes or so to figure out what to do, the game gives you a hint in form of a narrator talking.
The Story is pretty sweet though.
>>716066645
Pretty meh at the moment. You?
>>716066814
Your ass will kiss my foot after it gets lodged up in there
>>716066645
>those eyes
>>716067181
Rude.
>>716066522
Kurome doesn't care about you one bit. I'm starting to feel sorry for you...
>>716067394
You just put a vacancy sign on your ass and my foots looking for a place to stay.
>>716066645
I want to kiss Shinoa on the forehead.
>>716067812
I never put a vacancy sign there. It's reserved.
>>716067999
>>716067928
>It's reserved
For DICKS!
XD
XD
>>716067090
Kinda bored. Idk what to do right now
>>716067245
She have seen some shit
>>716067804
Oh hi there
>>716067928
Same
I'll push and pull it out, breed it
>>716068180
>Idk what to do
smoke weed erryday!
>>716068146
You're annoying
Go kill yourself :DDDDDDDD
>>716068333
333 = 9
>>716068305
yep
>>716068330
dammit
>>716068303
what makes you think I'll just... do that?
>>716068425
We can only hope you will
>>716068180
Hello.
>>716068595
well I won't
XD LMAO
>>716066187
Germanistan
>>/out/
Here's a Cirno doujin for anyone interested.
http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=148
Post butts
>>716068275
On it
>>716068656
How goes it mi amigo?
>>716068685
I just finished. Why couldn't you have posted it earlier
>>716068685
I don't want her to give oral to a dick.
If it was yuri, maybe.
Got any of her and Daiyousei?
>>716066980
A recomendation from me, you should use mayo, paprika, tobacco an- wait, why am I helping you!?
Is the cat's AI any good? Or does it suck?
>>716068995
Nope.
i'm a simple man, i like deep, traumatized personalities.
Please help him!
>all these fags talking about weed when they don't even know how 1g looks
>>716068808
Feeling empty.
>>716069044
I don't know. Mayo, paprika... tobacco? and what was the last thing?
It feels like an actual animal rather than an AI. Of course there are segments where you think "really?" but so far, those are very rare. They put a lot of time and polish into it as far as I can tell.
>>716069127
>Quote by Freud
Now, tell me about your mother and father :^)
>>716069268
>I'm one of these fags talking about weed, and I've never even held weed. Nor have I ever been drunk, even.
I did get a bit laughy on cough drops, though. I'm such a badass XD XD XDddddddd
>>716069313
Ya really wanna know?
Is the game actually hard? Or is it cheap bullshit? Or both?
>>716069557
Yes, I do
No, it's not really hard. The age restriction is for 12 year olds and it feels like it was made especially for 12 year olds.
It's an adventure book becoming a reality.
Remember the first time you read a book? It felt magical, immersive, like you were the character.
The Game kinda has that feel.
I don't think you'd be playing The Last Guardian for challenge.
But I don't think it's cheap bullshit.
>>716069486
lmao nerd
lurk more.
>>716069999
>>716069268
>>716069954
>lol, I do drugs
>look at me
>I'm so edgy
>drugs
>you guys care too much
>drugsdrugsdrugs
>I'm high lololol
>>716069924
It's deez nutz!
>HA! GOTEM'
>I'msosorry.jpg
>>716069924
I'm actually a huge reader so that sounds like alot of fun.
How long is the game?
>>716069486
That's pretty thug if I do say so myself!
>>716069954
>lmao nerd
You say it as if it's an insult, lol
I learned Python in 2 days, lmao. Because my Discord Bot was having connection issues with the PHP version.
Almost all the features are back up, too.
(Also, it's more AIDS than ever before)
I literally never programmed in Python once before... Tuesday...
>Just picking up programming languages on a whim
Damn straight I'm a nerd
>>716069269
That doesn't sound good dude
>>716070237
I've tried to program but I literally could not bring myself to keep doing it because it was so boring. How do you do it?
>>716070220
god damn, got me good
It is a lot of fun in that case.
>How long is the game
There is an achievment for clearing it under 5 hours.
But since you have to figure all the shit out first you'll probably take a bit longer than that.
>>716069269
What's wrong anon?
>>716070237
Do you have any insecurites?
Bringing that uo without anyone to ask you about it? Seems that you're not that sure about your intelligence.
Everything you learned is basic shit that I can learn in one hour, you might break an arm jerking yourself that much.
All I want for Christmas is nishikino pls
>>716070386
So how was your da-... Wait a minute... Skeletons don't have blood?
Also, that better be syrup. D:<
>>716070527
>lol has insecurities
>lololol, I'm taking drugs, I don't have insecurities
>basic shit faggot lololol
>you care too much lolol
>>716070527
Can you help me cwith my math homework then?
>>716070382
Well, you gotta have a goal in mind and a logical mindset.
It's fun to make the computer do what you want it to do. Cool to see how awesome you can make your creations.
Interactive imagination that you can actually experience.
Also, it certainly helps that I'm a sperg, not a people-person, and would spend almost every waking moment on the computer if I could.
But that's just me. I know PLENTY of programmers who are not weird-acting OR spergs.
I just happen to be a programmer AND weird AND a sperg
So, that makes it easier. It's not just a job to me; it's fun
>>716070563
It's strawberry juice~
I think
My day was fine, like I said. Just played The Last Guardian.
>>716070130
underrated post
>>716070130
Where is your waifu?
>>716070778
>lololol posts anonymous
>lololol you are a pussy
>lololol, show waifu
>lolol, I do drugs
>lelele, you care too much
>>716070345
It's not.
>>716070386
What I'm doing here feels so pointless.
I'm also tired and stressed because of the holidays.
>>716070906
So repetitive.
Damn, autism must be hard.
>>716070651
I am also very anti-social and am also a sperg, and I do spend 80% of my time on my computer, but lately I've been practicing my social skills and I don't think I'm a total sperg anymore! After practicing for 2 months! Which is the most social I've ever been in my life... shut up.
>>716070927
How so? Oh, you said you were the one looking for a specific anon, right?
Yeah, holidays can be pretty stressful. You should better rest for the time being.
>>716070719
What did you do with all the pulp?
I hate niggers and faggots
>>716071026
>lolol so repetitive
>autism must be hard kek
>btw I do drugs
>did I say I do drugs kek
>fucking newfags
>lurk moar
>you care too much lelelelol
>I'm high lolol
>>716070748
>can't comw with an insult by himself
>ends up kissing somebody's else ass
>>716071131
I ate it of course. It was delicious
>>716071151
I hate you too.
>>716071163
What a dull, broken record.
You seem to take interest in my life, your seems to be pretty boring, I assume?
>>716071189
>>716071357
>lelel, can't come up with original insult
>fucking newfag
>I'm so interesting look at me kekeke
>fucking record ololol
>you care too much
>your life is shit an boring
>mines better
>I do drugs ya know kekekeke
>>716070527
>Do you have any insecurities?
Not really
>Seems that you're not that sure about your intelligence.
No, tbh Python kinda makes me sound way dumber.
But, I DO like it more than PHP, I think.
Syntax is a bit eh, and it doesn't have switches or proper ternary operators that I can use to obfuscate the fuck outta my code, but it's very fast to learn and very effective.
Also, it has pretty good support and documentation.
Other than Python, PHP, or Web Markup, I would generally use C or C++, though my personal preference is C++ In the style of C, and avoid any unnecessary namespaces or abstracted functions.
Get down to the metal ya'm sayin'?
Hittin' up those pointers. NO Garbage Collection. That's where the Big Boys play, where one un-deleted variable or one un-instantiated variable can blow up your whole fucking program, then grinding your teeth as your pore over 6 pages to find where you forgot an operator.
Sweat pouring down, but fuck you found it.
Now that object isn't a memory leak.
Wipe your glasses clean, and get back to the real work of optimizing and cutting space requirements by making the code fucking unreadable.
Good shit man, good shit.
>>716070527
kek you probably can't even Hello World gtfo pleb
>>716071480
lmao fam you're embarassing yourself
smh tbh
>>716071076
Yes that is why I came here in the first place.
I can't find rest.
>>716071291
Strawberries are my favorite kind of fruit~
>>716071656
Stop that nigger speak right now.
a
>>716071789
a cute
>>716071656
>lmao you're embarassing yourself smh tbh fag lolol
>everything that's not a compliment to my ego is an insult
>everything that is an insult is autistic
>it means my life is superior
>because I do druuuuugs
>yours is inferior lolol
>m8 smh tbqh famalam
>>716071910
I linked a gross post.
delet'd
>>716071506
>implying
smh I can easly do template metaprogramming, but you are too much of a newfag
smh so boring and dull
ITT phaggors
>>716071673
I see. Who was it you were looking for? Ak-me? Not sure, but I haven't seen her in ages.
I don't mean to be disrespectful, but I don't think he'll come again.
>>716071713
Mine too. Also, did you know that technically tomatoes are fruits?
.
hol up
>>>716071777
>>716072194
oh you trole, you!
>>716071957
>tying this hard
lelelleel so boring haha
>>716072333
333 = 9
>>716072042
Kek okay so you probably have an associates in cs, are we supposed to be impressed?
>>716072042
>>716072264
>smh tbqh famalam boring and dull newfag
>I'm superior to everyone lelele
>I shit on everyone lololol
>besides those that stroke my inflated ego
>because I do drugs lolol
>lelelleel so boring haha
>you care too much
It's really getting boring. I get exactly what I want and could continue.
Bye faggot
so u sayin
that
here is mine waifu
>>716072401
*smacks lips*
WE
WUZ
Oh god the other claimer is so fucking cringy :DDDDDDD
>>716072042
>
>>716072172
Yes I'm after that person.
I have the same feeling, that's why I said my presence here seems pointless in the first place.
But to me it's not just a matter of seeing his posts here, it's about knowing if he's alive.
>>716072383
There is no need to be so mad over it.
Is just the internet, buddy, stop caring that much.
Seems that is still easy to annoy the hell of some kids around here.
Feels nice xoxo
>>716072172
Hell yeah boi!
Even though I hate tomatoes.
Btw, why is the thread such a battlefield right now?
kangz
>>716072538
yeah, so what, mai d00d?
Also, why
>the other claimer
I'm the
>usual claimer
You mostly only post after I've already done so.
..
>>716072777
TRIPS!!!
>>716072811
DUBS!!!!
>>716070927
Idk what to say dude. I just hope you're doing well
>>716072777
>usual claimer
>implying i didn't claim her since 2002
>implying I don't usually claim her when your gone
>>716072602
>>716072353
>Newfags who don't know Chen and how he functions
Oh my God, what am I witnessing?
Newfags won /waifu/
>>716072646
I see. But really, there is nothing you can do about it. I'm sure he's alright, I don't think there would be a reason for him to do anything to him. Don't worry too much about something you can't change.
I know it's cruel, but life is moving on.
>>716072721
I don't like tomatoes that much either.
I have no idea to be honest. Seems like some people can't stand certain anons here... which is normal I guess
>>716072946
>implying i didn't claim her since 2002
You know, I don't have any way to verify or unverify that statement. And I can only verify myself as far back as 2014.
But
>implying I don't usually claim her when your gone
This is also a valid statement, but then why are you doing it when I'm on now?
My sleep schedule changes almost every other day
But, now you're on pretty often when I am.
What gives?
Just saying
>>716073145
Is that knife covered in strawberry sauce or is it just a red knife?
Yeah, I guess that's just anonymous nature though.
>>716072906
Thank you.
>>716073145
There were no reasons for him to do so, but he still felt like he had some.
I think being here doesn't help me move on, after all.
A U T
>>716073018
I know his type. He's probably a script kiddie that hangs around /g/ and picks up buzzwords.
>>716073286
I have this bad drawing of her I made in 2003...
I claim her while your on because I have to claim her.
Plus I've been claiming her in these threads since quite literally last year
>>716073417
I'm guessing this time it's just a red knife.
Well, everyone has people who they can't stand.
>>716073452
Yeah, that's quite normal, but don't worry. Most people have this kind of phase.
And probably not. You're still welcome to stay here. Everyone needs a different amount of time to actually move on. Just get it out. At least I will listen. And Shinoa anon probably too.
>>716073583
>I have this bad drawing of her I made in 2003...
ok, haven't seen it, and there's no way to verify when it was made, but whatever.
>I claim her while your on because I have to claim her.
understandable
>Plus I've been claiming her in these threads since quite literally last year
So have I, since, I believe the July of 2015, if I remember correctly
>>716073795
These threads started in like December 2015...
When I claimed her in these threads there wasn't another claimer for like a couple of months
You guys need to stop.
>>716074157
eat a dick
>>716074157
cunt
>>716074157
share one plz
>>716074150
>>716074157
Stop with what?
>>716074110
well knowyourmeme says the first waifu claim thread started in January 2016, I have claimed her on and off since March, so not new at all
>>716074110
December 2015. That doesn't make sense.
Were you here when Hand-chan was here?
He started almost every thread with a picture of his hand and claimed that as his waifu
>>716074278
Nice
>>716074110
>>716074352
dafuq... there's ANOTHER Cirno claimer????
>>716074434
Here we see an incomplete Sega Genesis
>>716074157
Kurome!
>>716074352
>knowyourmeme
Weapons grade cringe
>>716074366
His name is Hand-kun and he didn't make a lot of the threads.
>>716074519
I'm the only true claimer.
The rest of you are seasonal garbage.
>>716073018
is he the one that likes throwing rocks at dogs?
>>716074157
You need to stop trying to hurt poor Haruhi.
>>716074751
>Weapons grade cringe
like these threads
So many Cirno's, please pick another waifu!
>>716073748
Why is it a red knife doe?
>>716074157
Can I have one? Please...?
>>716074626
Thanks for the wallpaper.
>>716073748
I'm not the one who needs to be listened to.
>>716074751
>he didn't make a lot of the threads.
Ok, THAT I was not aware of.
So, someone just took his pics and pretended to be him?
>The rest of you are seasonal garbage.
YOUR GARBAGE!
XD XD
But there's nothing seasonal about me, faggit
>>716075135
He won't talk to us though, how can we listen
>>716075270
>there's nothing seasonal about me
You can't even say why you love Cirno.
>>716075001
So you can't see the blood of everyone else on it.
>>716075135
Who needs to be listened to then?
>>716074984
These threads aren't very cringey tbh.
Sure there's some newfags that are cancer and shit but really its just a circlejerk.
>>716075270
You are seasonal garbage. You cringe up the thread memeing Cirno around. You use her to look cool because you're a "GETlord"
But I bet you weren't on the 2007 threads either.
>>716075422
Where would I even begin? My love for her transcends space and time. It is immeasurable and cannot be described using words alone.
>>716075449
Ahh, I see.
Have you ever watched or read Kaijo!!!!!!?
>>716075667
Wrong picture.
>>716075356
I know, that's the problem.
>>716075449
Him.
>>716074191
Why?
>>716074211
No you!
>>716074242
I only share with Haruhi.
>>716074346
I want you all to stop turning me against Haruhi...
>>716074563
Hai Haruhi~
>>716074866
How am I trying to hurt her?
>>716075001
>
>>716075968
eat a dick
>>716075968
But I like dirt!
>Pic is me eating a bag of dirt
>>716075821
Who is him you stupid faggot
>>716075968
fuck off
>>716075667
nope, never heard of it
Also what the fuck hachikuji
>>716075713
just what the fuck
>>716075821
I am willing to listen to him.
>>716075968
I wouldn't but I think that you are not good company for Haruhi.
Don't get me wrong, I know you sincerely want to help Haruhi and I appreciate it.
But I don't think telling Haruhi to stop therapy is helping.
If you really love Haruhi anon, I'm sure you'd support them.
I'm just as concerned about them like you are. But I think a professional counselor/therapist is more help than we can ever be. We can only help Haruhi by supporting him through his counseling/therapy
>>716075422
I posted this some time back
>>716075603
>You cringe up the thread
I do that no matter what thread I'm in.
I even get into fights on /g/ over BSD vs Linux (I favour BSD, btw)
>memeing Cirno around
Dude, I'm a MemeLord, it wouldn't matter who mai waifu is; I'd still meme them.
That's just who I am.
>You use her to look cool because you're a "GETlord"
Same as above. It doesn't matter who I ultimately decided on; I would still use them to GET with.
The only difference between other characters I had considered before eventually picking Cirno as mai 1 and only waifu is that Cirno ACTUALLY has a number associated with her, which makes GETting for her extra fun if I can hit that STRONGET.
Otherwise, it wouldn't make a difference.
>But I bet you weren't on the 2007 threads either.
In 2007, I was still in Middle School. I wasn't on 4chan, mai d00d.
I started 4chan in 11th Grade, and I began with /x/.
I was the guy who made the /x/ 2013 Outdoor Yule Ball poster thing
http://imgur.com/LYydI
>in MS Paint
So, no, you're right, I was NOT in the 2k7 threads, because I didn't even know about 4chan until almost 10th Grade (2k9 ish?), and didn't start until the middle/end of 11th (2k11)
>>716076366
ignore that please
>>716076420
noice
new thread
>>716076785