Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>716027657
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Shiro claimed.
>>716055747
>Was treibst du denn?
Spiele spielen.
>roll
Claiming Haruhi claimer~
>>716055747
It's just a yappy little lap shit. He was trained, but it's a small dog and they're always the same
I dunno. THat's what google said ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¡Feliz Navidad, mis amigos!
claim'd
>Suika claim
>Suika has switched to Drunkrat
you didn't say claimed :^)
カラミチーマス
Claim
QOTT: Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays?
>>716056341
I haven't seen you in a while, glad you're ok :o
>>716056489
Neither
>>716055907
>>716056550
are you one of those people that say X-Mas? :o
>>716055836
>tristy
Le ree
>>716056528
Implying i'm actually ok
>>716056588
No i'm one of those people that say fuck christmas
>>716055888
>>716055897
Und natürlich hab ich nicht gerollt... das wird noch zur Gewohnheit bei mir.
>Spiele spielen.
Klingt spannend.
>roll
>>716055994
Unfortunately they are very dumb and have a inferiority complex, so it's hard to change their behavior. Maybe try actual positive reinforcement with them low life animals.
Completely unrelated, but if you accept Hibiki, I will send you nudes.
>>716056489
Marry Christmas, Deus Vult!
>>716056757
what's got you down?
edgy :o
>>716056804
Desu Vult :o
>>716056686
That's either a big apple or a smol kitty-bunny
>>716056804
I don't like him very much, and he doesn't listen to people well. But he listens to me because he's kind of scared of me I think kek
I guess no nudes for me
>>716056804
>roll
>>716056574
Ha-ru-hi~
>>716056969
I'd like to believe the latter.
>>716056018
¡Igualmente!
>>716056489
Christmas, but I'm okay with Holidays too.
>>716056686
Delicious apple.
>>716056877
Ave Maria!
>>716057022
I guess that's the most important part.
Do you have any other pets? Maybe something more cute?
>>716057032
>roll
>>716057144
>>716056489
Feliz Navidad
>>716057651
I have a cat. Much superior to the dog
>>716056489
Frohe Weihnachten
>>716057677
Pretty good~ how about yourself, enjoying your day so far?
>>716057651
>roll
>>716057727
Are you a filthy mexican? :o
>>716057791
teach me german :(
>>716055796
>dont be a weeb
>>716057933
Frohe = Merry
Weihnachten = Christmas
>>716057753
But cats are just like little doggos. They are assholes and run all over the place.
Their advantage is that they don't bark, but on the other hand, they are more agile and jump on tables.
How is it even an improvement from the doggo?
>>716057901
>roll
>>716057933
>Frohe Weihnachten
Merry Christmas
>Warum liegt hier überall Stroh rum?
What are your plans for the holidays?
>>716057829
Pretty lonely didn't have any class today
>>716058149
>roll
>>716058149
It's actually soft, friendly, doesn't require constant attention and keeps me warm at night. All vast improvements on the doggo
>>716057933
Wollt ihr das Bett in Flammen sehen?
>>716058259
>>716057261
S M O L
M
O
L
>>716058201
>>716057829
It is done
Because i enjoy giving this thread cancer some of the times :^)
>>716057933
I'm from Spain.
>>716058344
name? :o
>>716058263
I want flan semen
>>716058149
secret santa this weekend with friends and no family as usual
planes para las vacaciones?
>>716058071
feliz navidad to you too!
>>716058497
I didn't know they celebrated christmas in pasta land :o
>>716056846
I don't know
>>716058201
Oh? what are you studying?
>>716058383
hm...?
>>716057470
And a delicious cookie.
>I haven't eaten breakfast/lunch yet.
>>716058383
But am I the smol-est?
>>716058641
what keeps you going in life? :o
My waifu <3
>>716058974
You -_-
Tenryuu claimed
So, how's everyone doing?
>>716058806
Computer and electronic engineering
>>716058806
Oh nothing~
>>716058950
Nope. That goes to someone else
>>716059015
Good choice
>>716059105
Salty (^:
>>716058974
Nothing
>>716059042
-_-
>>716059105
Ein Tenten.
Willkommen zurück, was treibt dich denn wieder in diese Fäden?
>>716059042
you care about me? :o
>>716059105
I'm sweating in winter
>>716059015
She's pretty.
>>716059105
Pretty good, what about you?
>>716059250
Hnn why is everyone studying that?
>>716059383
you don't care about me? :o
>>716059371
Tell me, I'm curious now.
>>716059105
I'm making a Tenryuu folder.
Tsukiko claimed
>>716059371
Then who is the smol-est?
>>716059497
Shinoa shipped you with Haruhi even though haruhi is my bf irl
>>716059250
That filename worries me
>>716059480
I do
>>716059371
You're not salty enough
>>716059407
Och, ich komme ab und an doch mal vorbei, mal sehen ob der Krebs sich selber zerstört hat oder nicht, kann man ja nie wissen.
>>716059429
Same, had a good laugh and got my certification. Pretty funny day.
>>716059565
That eyepatch tho
>>716058236
>roll
>>716058259
That's a rare and superior kind of cat. Take good care of it!
Is this it?:
>>716058344
>>716058560
>friends
>mfw
What are you gifting?
Unrelated: gift means poison in German.
>>716059105
Too feminine, post abs and dick again.
>>716059429
I just have an interest in it and it's what I went to high school for
>>716059620
I don't understand
>>716059725
>roll
>>716059725
Och nö, da habe ich jetzt echt weder Material von, noch die Motivation dazu
>>716059725
I'm gifting a wiiu game, ketchup, and sausage
(he hates ketchup)
>>716059663
ok good I got sad for a second
I care about you :o
>>716059725
That is not my catte. She's kind of retarded, so maybe she doesn't realise she's supposed to be a little shit
>>716059620
I don't mean to sound possessive, but Haruhi is mine.
>>716059715
Certification?
>>716059741
So that was your number one motivation during high school?
>>716059715
Ich bin noch da, also kann der Krebs nicht weg sein.
Zumindest sagt dass Chen immer :^)
Wie geht's dir so?
>>716059988
Cute gif.
>>716059931
No haruhi is mine
I don't trust you because you devastated Haruhi and haruhi is naive so he doesn't know better.
>>716059862
I don't know why you would
>>716059931
Yes I went to a technical high school so I was around electronics all day
>>716060239
you're a nice person to talk to
very cute too :o
>>716059931
IT-certification
>>716059988
Och, ich hab gelacht weil ein Mädchen sich total aufgeregt hat wegen mir und meinen Gesellenbrief bekommen. Ist auch was.
>>716060217
Haruhi is not "naive" and she's very self aware. And I claimed Haruhi here >>716055907
:p
>>716060404
I sense evil in you :o
Claimed
>>716060056
Thank you!
>>716060370
Schon wieder? Erzähl. Greentext now
>>716059497
Shipping happened
>>716059565
Tristy
>>716059715
Oh fuck you
>>716060081
Loli madman?
STILL HERE Suika channel going stronk I want to hear your waifu shouts go ahead we're listening bring those waifu shouts especially if you've got a waifu link in mind that's right we link waifus here This is all about connection right?
>>716060348
Lies -_-
>>716060724
Sui
>>716060345
Whaaat? You're lucky. I was around boring textbooks all day. I have to go for a little while, bye <3
>>716060370
Everyone is studying IT!!
>>716060518
Evil? Your perception must be way off.
>>716060597
Chara a cute!
>>716060652
I'm glad it was with Haruhi, then.
>>716060824
Please come back
>>716059793
>roll
>>716059838
Aber gestern war doch noch alles voll davon.
Und viel wichtiger: du bist ja ruhig und entspannt!? Welche Drogen hast du intus? Und wo bekomm ich die?
>>716059862
Does he at least have a wiiu?
>>716059911
What's her name?
>>716060404
So you're also a heretic?
She is naive because she keeps on coming back to you even if you hurt her.
Get out of here faggot.
Plus the only reason you claimed Kurome was to get shipped with akame.
Don't think I'm not on to your bullshit
104 replies
28 posters
Every single one of you can suck my nuts
claimed
>>716059715
These cosplays tho.
>>716060652
Oh, you meant in the literal sense.
>>716061100
fuck my dead mother
>>716060739
truths :o
>>716060824
don't hurt haruhi
>>716060983
oh shit...
>>716060597
Naja, ganz kurz zusammenfassen:
>Ich schreibe etwas über einen Gegenstand
>Sie schreibt mich in der PM an "Buhu, du sollst ihn doch nicht beleidigen"
>Ich antworte "Ich hab doch dich nicht beleidigt"
>Sie: "Aber du ihn"
Ich hoffe diese Schlampe fliegt so richtig auf die Fresse mit ihrem Typen.
>>716060652
No u
Or better: Fuck Ruby.
>>716060824
Because IT is fine and a save thing
>>716060983
Das war dann nicht ich
Ich bin nur so entspannt weil ich seit knapp ner Woche nur Singleplayer Spiele spiele
>>716061208
Hey, that's pretty good
She's like a flatter-chested and longer gray-haired version of Tenryuu
>Crossover when?
>>716060802
Too lazy to make the image now, but I will some day
SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>716060983
Her name is Jessica. THat's what the SPCA named her and she responded sort of to it so we kept it
My EROTIC photos here http://webcam4.ga
>>716060968
>imyourskurome
Are you serious?!
>>716061507
wew, salty. Ist der typ so schlecht? Dann hoffe ich doch dass du sie vielleicht noch retten kannst.
>>716060985
I don't think Kurome is "evil" but actually convinced he is good for haruhi anon.
And Haruhi does depend on Kurome now, which is not a good thing, considering he was diagnosed with Dependant personality disorder.
>>716059266
Nobody ever made a positive comment about my waifu. I posted her in almost every waifu-claim-thread.
Don't bother commenting now. I am closing this after this post.
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=33160006&token=nKPjK_wz
>>716061760
hey there cutie
sorry if I'm overprotective, just want you happy and safe :o
>>716061728
>Ist der typ so schlecht?
Spielt ihr auf Heile Welt vor, ist aber Scheiße zu jedem anderen den er kennt und macht all ihre Probleme noch schlimmer
>Dann hoffe ich doch dass du sie vielleicht noch retten kannst.
Glaub mir, ich hab's versucht, sogar mit der Hilfe von 10+ unabhängigen Leuten, und er hat sie so abhängig von ihm gemacht, es ist schon echt widerwärtig
>>716061370
Lies -_-
>>716060824
Yee
>>716061208
Yup. Meme wise, you already know who
>>716061507
Pls no bully sis
>>716061557
Yay!
>>716061604
NIIIIICE. I love them
>>716061953
How have you been
>>716062178
She was abandoned previously when she was a newborn. In the winter
>>716061728
Kurome literally said when he first claimed Kurome "claiming kurome so I can be shipped with Akame"
>>716062057
just look at your cute blush tho
most adorable person here :o
>>716062178
looks like I'll just need to get him a wiiu :/
>>716062221
I'm good, it's very warm right now and a little bored, just waiting on my special someone to get home
and you?
Whenever someones on to Kurome's bullshit he leaves without notice
Kurome = BTFO'd
>>716062041
Saftsack. Wo ist deine MG?
>hat sie abhängig gemacht
UGH
bitte nicht noch so ein fall
Hau ihn doch bitte
>>716062257
Don't know what that has to do with anything. Pretty much every feeling can change. And I'm sure Kurome's feeling to Haruhi will also change. Which is why I consider it bad.
is there a drama alert for waifu? :o
Claimed.
>>716062481
I'm your host
>>716062358
>>716062481
you've made the news
>>716062358
No -_--
>>716062655
cute -_ -
>>716062604
:o
>>716062592
where can I subscribe?
>>716062601
I hope they come soon for you then
are you celebrating Christmas with family?
>>716062136
I'm the Storyteller, so i'm allowed to
>>716062178
Nicht mit Skyrim. Das wird eher sehr lustig. Immer wieder.
>>716062432
Ich will ja, und andere hassen ihn auch
Aber SIE will es ja nicht kapieren. Ich bin dann immer der Böse weil ich ja immer aus berechtigten Gründen sauer auf sie werde.
>>716062806
>>716062806
No I don't live near them right now
>>716062860
Verstehe. Wie ist sie überhaupt zu dem Typen gekommen?
Vielleicht einfach mal akzeptieren und sie selbst aufs Maul fallen lassen?
Und wenn sie nicht deine Tochter ist, dann den Helden auf weißem Ross spielen und für dich beanspruchen?
>>716062806
No :o
>>716061507
I dunno. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>716062136
It's you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhhnUTNror8
>>716063030
>Wie ist sie überhaupt zu dem Typen gekommen?
Das ist eine sehr gute frage was sie an ihm findet
>Vielleicht einfach mal akzeptieren und sie selbst aufs Maul fallen lassen?
Sowas hatte ich vor
>[...]Helden auf weißem Ross spielen und für dich beanspruchen?
Wie meinen?
>>716063057
it was an adorable typo :o
>>716062947
so you live alone? where do you work?
>>716062933
:O
>>716063243
>>716063333
Cirno claimu!!
STRONGET!
>>716063243
What was?
>>716063333
>>716063212
Nun, anhand von dem was du mir erzählt hast macht der Typ ihre Probleme ja nur schlimmer.
Ergo: sie wird extremst aufs Maul fallen und wird Hilfe brauchen. Spätestens wenn sie rauskriegt dass er zweigleisig fährt.
Dann kannst du für sie da sein und ihr helfen.
>>716063555
>>716063243
>>716062407
Expose a sociopath and they'll run away.
>>716063336
unless you did it on purpose :o
>>716063308
mugi?
>>716063548
nice diaper
>>716063556
oh so you're in college then
what you studying?
>>716063685
what
>>716062860
Welp. I'm powerless against that
>>716063133
Yes it is and nice song
>>716062233
Now that's horrible. But it might be why she behaves so well and not like an entitled brat.
>>716062358
This obviously seems like the best way to go. But then again it's 'secret' santa, so he wont know whom to blame.
>>716062860
Schön mit Mods oder Console Peasant?
>>716063685
I didn't notice it _-_
>>716063529
Och, die wird so richtig fest auf's Maul fliegen, ich hoffe das aus tiefstem Herzen für sie.
>>716063763
They're all powerless against the Storyteller
>>716063788
Schön mit Mods. Und nicht den Remastered Müll.
>girl I'm talking to has to pick up her sister at the airport and can't hang out till the weekend
Stupid fucking holidays.
>>716063743
I thought you were yui whoops
>>716063788
well its secret that we dont know who we got until we give the gifts in person
>>716063860
If I want to cuddle you, then I'll cuddle : o
>>716063685
Computer and electronics engineering
>>716064017
ew yui
Fake Cirnos GTFO
>>716063870
Volle Schadenfreude voraus!
Und sonst so?
>>716063884
I'm sorry to hear that Tomoko. It will get better after the holidays
So, I managed this, XD XD
>>716063999
>>716064067
what's wrong with him? ._.
>>716064050
whoa I didn't know you were a smarty pants
computers scare me so I use an Ipad
>>716064249
we don't like each other
>>716064085
Ansonsten gerade noch am Skyrim zocken
Würde ja gerne meine Skyrim Grafikpracht zeigen, aber leider sind die Bilder knapp über 2 MB, also sollte auch ein Boot gehen, oder?
>>716064088
I SAID GTFO FAG
>>716064017
You can't cuddle things on the internet -_-
>>716063030
German scoom.
>>716064088
Nice one. Cirno with the NEINS err nines again.
>>716064380
Klar.
Boot > Skyrim Grafikpracht
>>716063870
What if someone else became the story teller?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdqtmnd2T0U
QOTT; How do we take Haruhi away from Kurome?
>>716064508
You don't, even if it is for the better. It's completely his choice.
>>716064515
Ddos Kurome
>>716064515
Why
>>716064249
It's pretty easy honestly you just have to get into it
>>716064530
rip
>>l
>>716064515
>>716064640
Or Haruhi, either one works
>>716064515
That you, Flan?
>>716064379
he's very friendly
what did you do to him? ._.
>>716064446
so you want me to snuggle you in person? :o
>>716064670
I didn't get my first computer till 2013
>>716064670
Kurome is a sociopath who doesn't actually love you.
Trust me, I'm a psychologist.
>>716064480
Shut the fuck up you dumb snail!
How are you?
>>716064515
As much as I'd love to get Haruhi a mentally more stable person to depend on, it's already too late for it.
>>716064670
Why are you cheating on Haruhi with Kurome?
Don't you know what happens when Haruhi gets jealous?
>>716064515
Reveal yourself, anon
>>716064839
No -_-
>>716064017
That's literally the shittiest kind of secret santa. And that includes Schrottwichteln.
>>716064515
Plot twist: this is Kurome trying to make Haruhi think we're trying to separate them.
>>716064794
Cirno's been mine since 2002 bitch.
>>716064481
Obwohl das echt smexy aussieht...Schade eigentlich
>>716064497
No one can't. I'll be the only one due to my incredible reading voice.
>>716064895
Why does Mai have sunglasses and regular glasses on at the same time?
>>716065073
that's how we usually do secret santa
we put our names in a hat and pick our person to gift
then after a few weeks we all meet up for ice cream and gift exchange
>>716065036
why are you scared of me? I'm very kind :o
>>716065201
>>716064869
That's exactly what a Leech-beetle-caterpillar- fly-mite-shrew-mouse-frog-toad-snake-snail-bird-reptile-amphibian-nazi would say!
>>716065091
A few more years of practice and you'll sound like zefrank
>>716064839
>>716065332
Ok -_-
>>716065340
She's wearing her glasses plus another pair on her head?
Herro
>>716065340
in your ass
>>716065091
Kein Problem für mich. Irgendwann hab ich auch einen Penisvergleich rechner und bis dahin gibts hübschere Spiele
>>716065403
ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION SNAIL!
Or I'll salt and EAT YOU!
>>716065602
Cute waifu. I would love to give her a headpat.
>>716065540
I would probably snuggle you to death if I could
not in a bad way though :o
>>716065470
everyone is just worried about you
we all care
>>716065470
Because Kurome is like Nicotine to you
He's bad for you but you just can't get enough of him
>>716065671
I wouldn't taste good!
I'm doing quite well today except that my water filter broke and I have to get a new one. How about you?
>>716065602
Is she from tora dora?
>>716065775
Nicotine in and of itself is not any more harmful than caffein
that being said, i'm not a fan of Kurome
>>716065578
You haven't watched the anime, have you?
>>716065470
Really, it's mostly because of that >>716065737
>>716065775
We care about you Haruhi. But you picked the worst person in this thread to get dependend on. Not because Kurome is a bad person in and itself, but because Kurome has an unhealthy attitude which does not contribute to your well being and your cure.
>>716065865
I'll put some more seasoning on you then.
That's a shame. then. I played the last guardian today and don't have anything else to do until next year.
>Chara