>weed I bought on the darkweb (10g) takes months to arrive

>>716053089
Be me
>Just turned18
>Just gotten my 1st car
>Pick up Double D 8.5/10 at night from bus stop
>Gets in my car, tells me she's a hooker
>Cop car literally stops in the middle of the road. Points lights to me. Drives off.
>Tell hooker I only have $12. Tells me she will suck me off for ride home few blocks down.
>Didn't get arrested, got a $12 BJ. It was good night.

>>716053089
How retarded can you be to order weed online.

>>716054448
incredibly autistic and socially fuckwitted.

I don't know people, man.

>>716054324
damn, that's cheaper than buying dinner. you win anon

>>716054884
Well you got the weed tho right??

>>716055298
>takes months to arrive
he must have

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>>716053089
I had a close one

>driving home from another city
>semi-high, weed in the car
>speeding slightly
>not slightly enough, get pulled over by cops
>fuckfuckfucky
>standard procedures, cop checks the driving license
>"I see you need contact lenses, do you have thos on?
>"I do"
>"Let me see, look me straight in the eyes"
>"....." please don't be too red, please
>"Ok I see them"
>...
>just a speeding ticket

That fucking moment right there, when I was staring him in the eyes, have I learned what a true fear is.

>years ago download a fuckton of CP off Limewire
>stupid kid
>wats a proxy?
>waiting for it to catch up to me

>>716055728
This, only difference being i still have it stashed away on a hdd. I should probably throw it in the river or something.

>>716055871
Stick a magnet on it or something

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>>716055662
Good on ya anon. I wear contacts and never has a cop asked to see them. Good to know.

>>716055367
yea i got the weed. I got a bunch of stems and seeds, and it got me feeling kinda ill

never doing that again, i'll tell you that.

>>716053089
>been detained several times
>cops sang me "Happy Birthday"
>had all of my roommates arrested and I pretended to be asleep; they didn't rat me out (Good peeps) (except for you, K, you know what you did, you shit)
>had cops in apartment with plenty of drugs from different schedules; didn't turn my unlocked doorknob, so they never found them or our paraphernalia
>ran away from home as a kid, hid from cops using camo, came back home after I realized it was silly, picked up by cops from side of road on way home, thought about running but didn't. Cop pseudo-threatened to taze me after I got in the car. Nice guy.

>>716056664
>cops sang me "Happy Birthday", once*

all were different instances

also
>friend who was juvenile domestic terrorist; expunged, now.

>>716056095
I would, but fucking magnets, how do they work?

>>716056906
magic

>>716056545
What carrier service did you use. I've talked to postal inspectors and done a lot of research. 10g is an extremely low amount that no one would give a shit about. Do you live in a podunk town where it is illegal?

>at friends house
>fights with roommates boyfriend some step above a hobo 18 years her senior.
>everything cool again
>Bitch comes in homies room and hits him in the face with a frying pan.
>I knew the cops were coming so I go down the street and hide behind a dumpster.
>some faggot security guard actually watching cameras calls cops.
>hey anon why you hiding?
>uhh well just didn't want to get involved.
>let's have a look in the old lockets shall we?
>pills pills pills
>I just want to go home man.
>alright get the fuck out of here

>>716056664
>hid from cops using camo

nigga what

>>716055871
How dangerous it is for us to store it on hdd?

>>716055871

Conscious got the better of me and I deleted it all. Still have the hard drive and occasionally get tempted to try restoring the files. Don't think they'll be there though.

>>716055662
similar thing happened to me

>have drving lesson to get my license
>i am high as fuck, cause who would pull over a drvingstudent with his teacher
ff. 5 min
>a fucking cop car behing me
> they had the turnsignal on
> teacher says move the car forward a bit so the cops can turn
>i do that
>cops dont turn
>we start driving
>cops follow us
>and then the fucking lights
>STOP POLICE
>FUCK.jpg
>"Hello Police, ID Please"
> "Please get out the car"
>"So you have had encounters witht he justice system before"
>Used to have a coffee shop. like a dutch coffee shop
>Cmon man. that was years ago
>they make me do all the fucking test like stand on one leg and touch my nose and guess when 30 sec. are over
>Pass them all
>both cops then "you look high as fuck"
> then asks "Do you wear contacts?"
> "YEEEESSS"
>nearly pick out my eyeball just to show them
>they say ok and them tell me "many driving students have been driving high thinking they wont get caught"
>then they let me go

never been so glad to need glasses in my life.

>>716057682

Not even dangerous/10

I have a shit load of very questionnable picture on my laptop and the fuck if I care, nobody's ever touching my laptop and nobody knows or even suspect anything.

How can it ever be dangerous, you're not on NSA watch list ffs lol, just a random guy with some pic.

it's nothing

>>716058040
Thanks man, I feel a bit more relaxed now. However, I do have videos too. Not too much, but enough for strong orgasms.

>>716056986
I live in Scandinavia, and in a fairly small town, so yeah.
Bought it off some holland dudes, dunno what carrier service they used. I just picked it up at the post office.

I am not a clever man

>>716058215
lol
>>716058040
it's on the internet so it must be true

>>716056906
Fuckin Science Bro.

>>716058040

Once saw one of these border control shows where a furfag was acting suspiciously and they demanded to look at his hard drive. It was fucking filled with furry porn, and they had a serious discussion of whether it counted as beastiality.

Kid got let off by the skin of his teeth but denied entry for being a filthy furry.

>>716058040
>>716058215
Both of you are listed, why the fuck did you even confess.
I hope you're hiding behind 9 proxies and have a trustworthy VPN

>>716058323

it's just common sense bro.

How can you having some picture or video on your computer can be dangerous ?

The only instance when it can be a problems is you get your shit stolen and somebody decide to fuck with you or you get randomly hacked.

Also if you're travelling TSA agent ask you to inspect your device at airport or something like this. They can look through it . that's all I can think about.

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>500 mile drive
>gas gauge has been broken for a long time
>after it drops below half a tank it starts going up and down
>usually just keep it full so as to avoid problems
>at about 200 miles, gas gauge drops to "10 miles to empty"
>it was saying "120 miles to empty" right before
>Figure it's just on fritz again
>doesn't go back up
>realize i might actually be out of gas in the middle of nowhere
>Fuck it, need to get as far as I can and hopefully hit a gas station
>floor it, 120+ mph
>Success! gas station up ahead
>gas gauge at 0
>suddenly sirens and shit
>Cop is pulling me over right as I hit the exit ramp
>car died as I'm pulling into the station like 10 feet short of the pump

>Cop asks why I'm speeding
>tell him I'm out of gas
>Writes me a ticket for going 10 miles over the speed limit (instead of 50)
>watches me push car into gas station and doesn't help

>Keep on driving
>pay ticket online

White privilege is cool when it helps you.

>>716058215
yeah don't bruh.
While yes no cop is ever going to be coming to you specifically for it there is a chance someone accidentally finds it on your computer.
A HDD is a good idea, safest option
But if you have it on your computer and you need it fixed, or a friend is on it for a few seconds, or it gets seized for some reason and they see shit you will 100% go to prison
It happens a lot more than you think, there's even a couple of stories on /b/ of it happening to someone/ them doing it to someone else

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>>716058514

>Kek.jpg

>>716058664
>implying you aren't constantly watched

>how can having a picture be bad ?

Ask the judge

>>716058992

I don't live in Americuck

>>716058861

>running out of gas
>better speed up

Are you retarded?

>>716058215
>
>>716058040
What the fuck is wrong with you sickos? Talking about actual CP Like its fucking nothing... I know its bad on 4chan but this fucking bad?
That is badly fucked up, reminds me of what kind of place 4chan now is...

>>716059199
Hello newfriend, how was your summer?

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>>716059199

>>716059177
>still implying you are not constantly watched

Well whatever helps you sleep at night

>>716059180
depends on the car and what speed he was going to begin with dick van dike

>>716059301

I sleep very well thank you.

>>716059180
>>716059180
Turn down the radio,also saves gas.

>>716059348

No. It doesn't.

What if the cops we're the ones who sold you the weed and drank you're money up?

>>716059355
I bet considering how you retarded you are, taking advice from some fuck on /b/ who is about as literate as a some tribal woman carrying a pot of water on her head

>>716059472

This was no silkroad

>>716059518
Haha Good one

>>716059448
yes it does lmao, there is a sweet spot in every car that gives maximum gas millage retard
it varies for every car, could be anywhere between 45/65 mph usually
bitch

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>>716059498

>I bet considering how you retarded you are
>how you retarted you are
>you retarded you are
>retarded

literate Ayyyyy lmao

>>716053089
>>>716059355
>I bet considering how you retarded you are

Holy shit dude i don't want to shit on anyone who sucks at english (especially since mine isn't perfect either). But you're on a whole new level.

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>>716059199

> 4chan now is..

CP threads used to last all day here newfag. /b/ has motivated people to murder, rape, (sometimes together) and a slew of other questionable actions.
This is not even a shadow of former glory as a cesspool of chaos. It's more like the remnants of shit specks on the final pass with the toilet paper. All of the serious shit has come and gone from this site because of weak stomached faggots like you.

>>716059589

I really hope this is shitty bait and you're actually pulling out all the stops to make yourself look retarded.

>>716059589
>sweet spot at 120mph

yeah sure very smart

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>Be 19
>love to go fishing
>But cleaning the fish sucks.
>I don't want to toss the guts in my trash because it's the middle of summer and trash day isn't for another 6 days.
>live near a school that's closed for summer break.
>toss gut in their dumpster.
5 days later.
>hear a pounding at my front door.
>look outside
>see 2 cop cars
>>FUCK!
>Answer door
>cop ask "are you anon Mcanon?"
>answer "yes"
>cop processeds to tell me how some janitor saw me dump the fish guts and thought I was dumping body parts so he called the police. Then they got an investigation team to check it out, found out, it was fish
>they then got my license plate number from the janitor and tracked me down.
>The cop told me to knock it off.
>that was it.

>>716058040
reported to the fbi
reported from a device that has thousands of pics

>>716058271
never buy from holland, dude. this shit gets searched. fellow scandinavian anon here

>>716059807
I was hoping a rat would crawl out

>>716058215
>>716058040
You guys are going down and you deserve it. Anybody want proof?

>>716055871
Just move it to a flash drive, i have a pc which is never connected to the internet and used soley for this purpose.

>hanging out with brother at my shitty apartment complex
>sneak onto richfag townhouse complex property nearby
>shoot pellet guns at shit, have giant campfire in woods, about to leave to get some cigs from my house real quick
>cop pulls up, do you live in X area? no. Then you have to leave
>remember giant fire still burning in woods
>I UH FORGOT MY CELL PHONE
>sprint back into woods, quickly kick entire fire into nearby stream
>never got caught
>lel

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>>716060243

Go ahead

>>716056664
Sounds like a nigga to me

>>716053089
>buying weed online
im really sad you are not in jail

>>716053089
how did they know about it in the first place if it arrived and wasn't intercepted? What did the letter say?

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>A few months ago I was selling weed to a dude on campus in my town
>He paid really well (affluent college kid that knew nothing about buying drugs) so I would drive to his place to deliver
>One night, I was driving to his place, with a quad and a pipe in car
>A car with right halogen lights is behind me
>"Thats not a cop, so I'm good" autist me says
>Car is on my tail so I speed up to 40 in a 25
>Still on my ass so I roll through a stop sign
>As I turn, I look back and see the unmistakeable reflective decals of a police car
>Car still following me, at this point I'm assuming they are turning on their cameras to catch me doing something to satisfy probable cause
>Go way off route
>Still following me
>Heart racing
>Hands sweaty
>Eventually cop peels off into a humane society parking lot and I cheer like I won the lottery

>>716059448
Fuel mileage is based on RPMs, so it does matter. Plus, Anon was building speed so he'd have more coasting time.

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>>716053089
>Worked at a bar
>Driving a chick home from a bar we worked at
>Had a few drinks with her after work.
>Drank a few too many
>Cop pulls behind me flashing lights
>Oh fuck I'm boozed
>Driving by Blockbuster
>Remember DVD in my back seat
>Pull into shopping mall and drive up to Blockbuster
>Get out and cop says "why didn't you stop"
>"Oh, I was just returning this movie"
>Flash him the movie box
>Oh ok
>Drives off

>Fucking safe because who the fuck drives drunk to return a move

I DO.

>>716058861
Turn down the nigger
>saves gas

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>>716060137

At least I'm not an overdramatic fuckwit.
This site used to be virtually uncensored.
Now It's clamouring to appease visitors who came expecting "shock and awe" but received content that surpassed their tolerances. Instead of the traditional response of "fuck off and don't come back" 4chan is trying to become an edgy 9gag to keep traffic high for advertisers.

>>716058861
White privilege is made up like your story

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>be me 17 late summer 98-99

>riding in friend big old cadi. feeling the K nice

>blasting Prodigy Experience

>get pulled over

>friend lets them look in his car they find 2oz

>they take us in and interrogation ensues

>friends mom comes in w lawyer and gets him out

>keep asking me

>i don't know nothing

>i don't know nothing

>2 hrs later cops from my side of town called in to give me ride home

>sit in back of their car making fun of their crappy station

>friend calls me next morning

>have to get to car to get the ~4lbs from inside of it before it is found out

allegedly

>Coming home from picking up brother
>Dog jumps on lap
>Take a technically illegal left turn into side street
>See flashing lights behind me
>Oh fuck
>Cop tells me I literally just cut him off
>I didn't see anything, fuck
>Go through the usual
>Cop comes back and tells me to be more careful in the future
>Drives away
I love good cops

>>716059199
Hey don't go hate'n on CP, just cause the cops prefer doughnuts doesn't mean all healthy males do.

>>716060569
Fuck in pigs.
I've been tailgated by so many cops before it's beyond bs. I can only assume their trying to force me to drive unsafe to get away from the asshole behind me so they can pull me over.
Was followed 10 miles once, cop only stopped following me when I pulled into my subs entrance.

>once I was biking home from a bar
>robbery in the area so a dog patrol was around
>fucking police car was in the bike lane and i crash into it
> nobody around... steal dog leash

>>716061009
If i was ecpecting shock on i would be on the rekt/gore thread. Was just saying that hole looks like a nice rat lair

>>716059589
How the fuck does that apply to 120mph+ you fucking retard

>see cops at a roundabout
>have beard and old car
>drivers licence ?
>here
>insurance ?
>here
>did you drink alcohol ?
>no
>lol I know you did blow in this
>result : 0
>meh, okay
>your front bumber is damaged it's dangerous
>no it's not it passed inspection look
>meh I think it's dangerous
>okay but it's still legal
>*out of ideas* okay gtfo

repeat about 10 times and you have all my interactions with police in a few years of driving

>>716056545

Government agents have poisoned drugs before and murdered citizens.

During alcohol prohibition they poisoned and distributed tainted whisky

They are probably distributing poison weed now while arresting people that sell decent weed.

AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAAAAAN

>>716053089
Climbed a crane in London when a teen, police helicopter and police dogs called on the group of us. Managed to climb down the crane and get out only for a few minutes later to have dogs and officers with tasers drawn running towards us.
Spent 13 hours in a police cell before no further action taken

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>pull out of friends driveway
>Everyone there sells drugs and his neighbor had a kilo of 'white girl'
>Get a few blocks down
>Cops lights
>Have 5 grams on me
>Cops run up to my car with guns out
>I put my hands in the air
>Get searched
>Thought I was his brother
>Find nothing
>Called in a search dog
>Still nothing
>Go buy my munchies and head back to smoke a bowl
>Mfw my weed wallet was airtight and the dumbasses didn't open it because it looked like my money wallet
>Mfw the dog couldn't smell shit because I use smoke and oder neutralizer spray

>>716061336

fuckin cops , they go nothing better to do

>>716061456
Dogs are retarded. They guess right about 55% of the time.

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>>716061322

Holy fuck.. That just busted my sides.
Way to diffuse my discontent.

>>716053089
Encounters I have had?
I have only had one that has mattered enough to effect me in any lasting way.
>when I was a kid (approx 8yo)
>awoken to police in swat equipment smashing in door
>parents and I are taken to a building
>we are taken to different places in said building
>I am questioned
(simple questions were asked but ultimately I felt like I didn't have whatever they were looking for)
>an officer asks if I have any nearby family.
>they take me to some relatives house...
it's been like 7:30/8:00AM-8:00?9:00PM by now, it was early morning when we left and its getting dark outside by this point.
>cop knocks at door, informs family member that I'm being dropped off, leaves shortly after.
>I am asked if I am hungry or anything but I am only tired, am told where I can sleep
>wake up next morning, mother is in the house
>father is still gone
(he is detained and moved around but ultimately I have several years without him being there.
Am told eventually that the "evidence" they had to detain him were an old drivers license (even expired for the time) and a bag of marijuana that was "found" in the same drawer.

>still get nervous when I hear the sound of sirens
>often nervous around "authority figures"
>Never was reckless after that because I didn't want to be taken away
>stress has just risen steadily since that one event years and years ago.

>>716061874
Just try to visualize it

>hay
>rat wheel
>little house for the kids
>beautiful wife
>champagne

It's the dream

>>716059180
>>716059448
>>716059589
>>716059870
>>716061327
I wasn't trying to hit some "sweet spot", but I had less than a gallon of gas left in the tank. Ultimately, any gas saved by slowing down would only have given me a longer walk to the nearest gas station.

>>716060708
This. I had no acceleration leaving the highway, was just trying to make it as far as I could. Luckily the station was in a good spot so I didn't have to turn very much.

>>716061898

Soo did you know what they were after ?

Like your mom never explained or she didn't know ? You never asked ?

I want more man

>>716060569

Bullshit. Speeding is all the excuse they need, as is running a stop sign.

>hanging out with co workers cause boss takes us out for drinks for st pttys day

>getting ride home from boss

>stop to get gas

>get pulled over from cop that was just waiting for us to leave gas station

>everybody checks out. I have warrent from a county over

>OK

>get into back of cruiser

>cop drives like 120mph as soon as we get on expressway the whole way.

>partner cop say "shit, look out sheriff" "ok he cant see us"

>joked around a bit with me

>allowed me to have a cig while waiting at rendezvous point

one of my fav encounters.

>>716060254
I appreciate the advice, but it hasn't been connected to my pc for quite some time. It's in a safe under my bed.

>>716055871
>>716057682
>>716057899
>>716060254
so, would you prefer a white van or a black van parked outside your house tonight? we're giving you the option since you made it so easy for us.

>be me, 17
>playing curby with my cousin outside my house on the culdesack I lived on for 10 years
>16 year old starts giving me attitude telling me "fuck off round my own end"
>keeps riding bike in between us playing
>kick him off his bike (studied taekwondo since age 5) and he can't breath
>angry chav mums unite come screaming out their houses shouting at me
>shit you not a Riot van pulls up outside my house
>3 police officers come into my house and ask what happened
>get a caution and told not to fight anymore

>>716059348
Unless he is doing 120 in a hybrid Prius he fucks himself worse. At 120 you would be burning almost twice the amount of fuel for less mileage.

My story
>be me
>jogging around the city
>gotta stay fit
>mainly so i can continue diet of mtn dew and cheetos
>without heart attack
>sees cop car at red light
>wave at cop car
>smile
>cop in passenger seat waves back
>they drive off
>i keep jogging
>it sure is nice being a law abiding citizen

>>716061731
I've actually worked with dogs like that before. A dogs sense of smell is so good it could weed under 10 layers of different smelling things. The problem is only %10 of dog handlers actually know what the fuck they're doing.
You have to properly teach the dog to react to what you want it to find. This usually leads to most people just walking away.

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>>716062054

> Predigested gourmet meals
> Central heat

I see how idyllic it could be.

Thoughts on this one?

>>716053089
>At a party in college at some random person's house
>Under 21 so can't legally drink
>Consume about 9 beers and a fuck ton more jello shots
Feelsgoodman
>2 A.M. getting tired
>Fuck it I'll drive home even though I'm in a college area where DWI check points happen all the time
>Get about 1 mile down the road, check point
I'mfucked.exe
>Wait 10 minutes in a long line of cars
>Get up to cops
>They look at me and wave me through without having me roll down the window

Never drink and drive again

>>716062515
>assuming i live in a country that even has someone interested in busting people for cp.

Here the "cops" are just as busy raping kids themselves.
Fucking amerifags.

>>716062517

>pissed as fuck on a Saturday night
>out on the town with the lads
>in a taxi on the way home but it's not moving because a big fight has kicked up blocking the road
>police turn up and start arresting the youths
>pissed brain decides shouting "You're nicked you cunt" is a good idea
>police man comes over to the car and says "you'll be nicked too if you don't shut up and get out of here"
>Oh shit
>friend turns around and says "that was a rapid response I'm glad out tax pays for people like you"
>RIGHT GET OUT THE CAR ALL OF YOU
>I get out, grabbed by cop and friends get out and run off into the night
>he tells me to get the fuck out of town or I'll be locked up the night

I bought Weed 2 times MDMA once, LSD 3 times and some DMT. Always arrived, never heard something from police. OP is really a unlucky bastard

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>>716062515

Keep trying americuck

>>716062515
Pref white, with comcast on the side of it because the cable's been shitty lately

>meet two girls online
>they say they are 16
>anon can we see your dick
>im a horny teen so sure
>shows dickpic
>their parents see and report me to the cops
>turns out the girls are 12
>gets charged with indecent exposure
>cops drop the charge because girls said they were 16

>>716062215
I was too young when it happened, all of the adults in my life wanted to keep the truth from me at the time.

Supposedly the police (without former provocation or anything) got a warrant to search for drug possession at the house.

also the questions were simple like:
"what is your father like?"
"what is your mother like?"
"have either of them ever hurt you in any way?"
Too vague for me to make anything of.

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>>716062515
>implying they're not both fbi trying to get people to confess

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>>716053089
>be 12
>playing in backyard with spring airsoft pistol that has no orange flash hider
>suddenly hear
>SEATTLE POLICE PUT THE GUN DOWN
>mfw
>drop 100fps gun
>they tell me to turn around and walk over to them
>turn around and see three cop cars, with four cops holding assault rifles
>they knock on my front door to get my mom out
>mom talks to cop
>apparently dumb fuck neighbors called the cops about a crazy guy running around with guns outside
>i was a 12 yo asian

>fake a worried and scared look to the police
>police tell me that everythings fine and nothing will happen to me
>am told to fix my flash hider and then they leave

>>716053089
>used to drink/drive heaps in my uni days
>no problem cuz home was always literally 3min drive, i'd go super slowly and take back routes
>the one time I dont drink then give a friend a lift home from a party we went to
>cop pulls me over
>RBT
>blow clean
>he tips his hat and tells me to have a nice night
Counting my lucky stars after that one. Stopped drink driving after that.

>>716062896

alright alright

>be me, 18
>about 10 pm
>me and 2 friends are smoking 2 blunts in my car in train station parking lot
>train arrives from Penn Station
>fuck it, theyre just citizens
>finish smoking and drive out
>as im leaving through the exit i see 2 cops pull into the entrance
>cya suckers
>get a few blocks down the road and turn my headlights on
>phew

>>716062680
This one would be suited for the more cheese rich rats

>garage
>attic
>multiple rooms
>expensive car
>probably banging a hot 25 yr old

It also has a more abstract and new design as you see with the patterns on the floor

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>>716062948

>he tips his hat

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Be 18 and me
>driving to countryside with an easy 9/10
>hill comes up on the highway
>its 2am what could happen
>get cocky
>100km/h becomes 240km/h
>Ghost car at bottom of hill appears
>red and blue photons now behind me
>ohfuck.jpg
>not stopping, not a chance
>insurance and charges flashing before my eyes
>9/10 is scared
>keeps going, lights now far back
>mfw cop up the road is trying to cross the ditch up the road but gets stuck.
>keeps going.
>stops in next town at a church parking lot 30 min later.
>finish vodka in trunk
>laid.

>>716063013
oh shit ur a real gangster boi
living on the edge

>>716059199
> I know its bad on 4chan but this fucking bad?
you know nothing, friend

>>716062948
You do realize that cops are looking for peoe driving slow, right? It's a dead giveaway

>driving home drunk as fuck like 3am from a buddy's place
>get pulled over half a block from my house
>cop keeps asking if I'm coming home from a bar
>keep telling him no
>says he wants me to do a sobriety test
>decide "what the fuck" its worth a shot
>tell him to look at my address, I'm a half a block from being home
>he goes back to his car, comes back a few minutes later, gives me my stuff and tells me to walk the rest of the way home

Luckiest I have ever been, so glad he wasn't a dick about it.

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>>716063026

Wonder what the list price is.

>>716059180
driving long distances with slow speed uses more gas than something like 120 km/h. If you speed up to 200km/h then it uses too much gas. Probably depends on the car.

>>716063007
I will point out that in alot of ways that event changed my life at the time.
My father was gone so my mother had to find employment.
We ended up moving in with the relatives for a few years.
I had to leave all of the friends and acquaintances I had from my old school behind to go to a school with many times the number of students.
& despite my best efforts at the time I didn't make friends for a few years.

I was too young to realize how good my life was before it all fell apart.

>>716063403
Sounds like a nigger

>>716063304
Are you black?

>>716053089
I was mistaken for being that dude in PA who assassinated a police officer with a sniper rifle a couple years ago.

Got put up against the cop car and searched. Let me go after realizing I wasn't him.

Now I can say the police thought I was a fucking murderer.

>>716063649
He can't be. Cops wouldn't have let him off.

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>>716063342
I'm not sure since this can be a pretty cheap house if you leave out the garage and the pattern on the floor. You'll probably going to have annoying neighbours.

Pros:
>cheaper variant
>feels luxe
>looks amazing

Cons:
>if your home is into anal you're probably going to have dick neigbours banging on your wall
>can get flooded if neighbours visit.

>>716059807
I miss the good old days.

>>716063649
hell no

SWIM bought 22 times and each one was successful also a P.O Box helps

say you're a gamer on twitch and you give out your po box number to your fans and they send you this

>archaeology student out on placement in summerset
>me and best uni mate drinking with this 50 year old ex pilot with thousands of stories, you know the old legendary kind of guy
>friend falls out with girlfriend because we're pissed and he's not paying her attention
>he gets in his car to drive home to Nottingham
>I get in to talk him down
>we drive around its fine
>suddenly floors it round country lane we fly off into a dike smashing into a tree
>he falls out the driver side into the ditch, I have to break the window to get out
>turns out we're in someone's garden
>I go over knock on and apologise
>friend runs off, chase after him
> find him covered in puke trying to cleanse himself
>fast forward to morning
>police turn up, he tells them I was driving
>never had a driving lesson in my life or sat behind the wheel
>Can't prove anything so it gets dropped

I got revenge on him by swapping his coke with Ketamine, fucking cunt

>>716056906
Gonna take more than just "sticking it on a magnet." You need a moving/changing magnetic field to scramble (degauss) the existing magnetic ordering on the disc platter(s).

Obviously, this does not work on SSD storage devices.

Months to arrive? Where do you live? My buddies and i have bought Ounces and it only takes a week

>be walking through white suburbia with group of fellow stoner friends w/token black friend

>we see a cruiser approaching from behind

>black friend yells "PIGGER!"

>cruiser screeches to a halt and does an instant u-turn

>hits gas right for our group

>hits brakes right on time

>black friend would have had to have a knee replacement surgery if he didnt 'puss out and take step back in nick of time.

>>716061141
lol, ur fucking dumb. white privilege is definitely real, and it definitely kicks ass if you're white. swik was 12 beers deep and rear-ended a black guy who was totally sober. cops asked swik if he'd been drinking, guy slurred out 'no', took his ticket for following too close and left. the black guy he hit got put through the whole sobriety test and was given a stern 'drive more carefully' when he hadn't done anything wrong. swik knows because he took care of damages off the books and was talking to the black guy about it.

tl;dr - if you don't think white privilege is a thing, then you don't appreciate it, because it's fucking awesome.

>>716060708

If that was the case, riddle me this; why don't we have a car with loads of gears that can travel at 300mph at 60mpg?

>>716061456
fake story is fake

>>716062680
>62680▶>>716063026
>File: 1475184126963.gif (1.8 MB, 500x281)
>>>716062054
>> Predigested gourmet meals
>> Central heat
>I see how idyllic it could be.
>Thoughts on this one?
wtf is that gif

>>716062073

Okay, just to confirm your retardedness please solve this riddle. Two similar cars start from the same spot with the same amount of gas.

One car accelerates to 60 mph and gets 50 mpg.
The other car accelerates to 90 mph and as a result gets 30 mpg.

Which car will travel further before running out?

>Out on lonely road with two bros getting high in ones car. Someone close by in housing development calls cops..
>squad car arrives orders us out of car by gun point.
Hashtag.wtf
>calls for back up. (Wtf???) >finds the joint amd small bag of chronic. Dusts it on the road side.
>homies arrive four more pile out with shotguns to our backs on the middle of this lonely road in the dead of night.. feels like we're about to be executed.
>search us all bent over car, cop pulls paper out of my friends pocket, it flies off, he tries to bend down and pick it up.
>cop flies into roid rage, slams my friends head into the hood and bends arm up ridiculously.
Puts him in squad car. Asks us stupid questions. Friend in car tells him it was a his, we are not responsible.. Let's us all go with tickets.
Classic cockhead cop antics when nobody is around to view their shit

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>>716063733

> dick neighbors banging on the wall..

>>716064692
Can't you read ?
I'm a rat house marketer and he asked me for my opinion. People these days....

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>>716064692

Wtf is that? Wtf is this?

>be my first year of college, living in dorm with another roommate
>Roommate decides to climb out our window one night and smoke on the roof with his buddies
>Staff sees them on the room smoking and calls the cops
>Roommate and his friends come in and tell me they're going to go get food and don't mention that the cops were called
>10 mins later cops show up at my door and ask me if I was smoking
>Tell them it was my roommate and that I didnt know he was outside and that he left
>Cops ask me if they want them to search though his shit
>Roommate has oz in our room, I have a few grams and a piece
>Nope.jpg
>They tell me to have a good night and dip
>Spend the rest of the night smoking weed and watching the Simpsons in my room
My roommate was a shithead sometimes

>>716064725

>squad car arrives orders us out of car by gun point
>homies arrive four more pile out with shotguns to our backs

Ayyy only in america damn

What does it feel to live in a country where any cops can kill you right here and get away with almost all the time.

>>716062708
>>716062822
it's cute that you think not living here means we can't/won't fuck with you. hell, it usually means we'll fuck with you more, and then hand you over to your own shitty LE who will just rape you to death with splintery broomsticks.

>>716064566
Faggot anon is faggot

>>716064963
Fighting neighbours

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>>716065046

Sure

>>716059971
Wow what an absolute waste of time Anon

>>716063400

You may be mistaking going slowly with constantly stopping and starting like you would in heavy traffic.

>>716060798
Hahahahahaha FUCK that's awesome

>>716064723
Obviously car B it's going way faster

>>716056161
Thats why i think he full of shit.

>>716063285
in the US it's also not probably cause, so anyone who's not a poor shitfucker can get off for unreasonable stop.

>>716065510

Nice try, baity mcbait.

Well rat marketer is done for nowi'll make a thread today or tomorrow try to get a hold of many rat lairs so you can try to get them rated and why you should/shouldn't buy them

>>716065583
>in the US it's also not probably cause
In the US literally anything is probable cause.

>walking through white suburbia again. trying to get home w/ friend to his house

>all the cops know us stupid punks by now

>trying to "sniper" our way to his place on a main route

>see cruiser pulling out of one of the hotels right in front of our path

>oh_shit_no_point_in_trying_to_hide.avi

>we know he/she sees us as were like 10ft away by the time he reaches end of the exit

>cruiser speeds off away from us

>we look at each other confused and continue walking

>MAD smell of reefer

>and we've been waiting around all day for "our dude" to come through

>make it to friends house and raid ashtray for roaches

>>716055728
All those logs are deleted by now... rest easy anon

>>716065361
there's actually a sweet spot in most cars. in general, a mid-sized sedan peaks out around 65 mph, or ~100 kph

>>716065666
Nice trips. That dude is seriously retarded though

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>>716065142

Fair enough.

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>>716065046
Right, cause the American government is known for extracting people out of Russia on CP charges.

Why do you have to keep showing your stupid? Does it make you uncomfortable knowing USA isn't as powerful as you've been led to believe?

>>716063942
no, but microwaves are pretty universally effective

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>>716065866

Checked

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>>716065670

Will do. We can consider rat condominiums too. Pic related

>>716065783
Wind resistance increases exponentially with speed, mechanical resistance increases linear relative to your speed. Most vehicles "sweet spot" won't be over 40mph

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>be me,18
>browsing irish online ads similar to craiglist
>comes across an ad for Cex (computer shop) voucher for 150 Euro
>mfw he included all the info the pic
>go on online shop and order GTX 950
>arrives only 3 days later
>fuck yeah
>goes fine for a month
>a local police officer shows up on our day asks me about a report he has gotten from someone that someone is scamming people online
>told him I bought the police I bought of some other guy online
>mfw I got away with
>mfw I repeated that 3 more times

>>716064994
about the same as the rest of the world, tbh

>>716065702
not if your white and have money. it's almost impossible to make a dui stick if you don't do any damage; they don't have the willpower to pursue it if you care to really fight it.

>be me 16 in highschool
>new kid moves in 4 house down from me
>new kid is from columbia, very quite on bus ride to school
>one day i ask him whats up and introduce myself
>he starts to talk to me, seems like a really chill guy
>2 weeks later i go over to his house, he is rich as fuck
>parents have a full bar on patio, i ask him if we can have some liquor
>following weekend me, columbian kid and another friend go to my neighborhood park to drink
>i take a few shots, next thing i know this Columbia kid is fucking chugging vodka down like its water
>starts getting belligerent, yelling and shit
>starts kicking down a brick BBQ grill in the park
>i nope the fuck outta there and book it home
>20 minutes later im sitting in my room and doorbell rings
>i look out its the fucking cops with my other friend, the Colombian kid is gone
>parents freak the fuck out on me as cops tell them what happened
>turns out drunk Columbia kid stripped down to his boxer shorts and started running down the street banging on peoples garage doors screaming wild shit
>angry neighbors call 911
>police and firefighters chase drunk colombian kid into woods and subdue him
>drag him outta woods naked
>next day parents made a deal with homeowners association that we pay for new brick grill, and dig a fucking ditch from road to park so they can install power and lights to keep dumb kids from drinking in park at night
>show up next day to dig fucking ditch at park, Colombian kid is not there, just me and other guy who didnt even damage anything
>go knock on Columbia kids door
>his parents answer and proceed to yell at me and other innocent dude and blame us saying columbian kid aint aloud to hang out with us bad kids anymore
>Eventually he shows up to park and helps us dig all fucking day thru roots and shit

>>716066041
take it up w/ the manufacturers' specs mate

>>716066266
>told him I bought the police I bought of some other guy online

>>716053089

in what shithole do cops still care about weed?

>>716065520
It's illegal to drive without corrective lenses if you are a blind mofo. Cops can ask to check that.

>>716065866
lol, whatever you have to tell yourself. even old vladdy saw the writing on the wall; why do you think he started sucking so much trump dick? because he knows that if you piss us off the crazy fucker won't hesitate to flatten your whole shitty wasteland and rewrite history so that nobody remembers anything since nicholas

>>716067021
I have that on my license too but i have never had a cop ask me about it

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>>716066867
sorry english not nice, only move from serbia to irish 1 years ago, now learn it

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>>716053089
>be me
>sophomore year of highschool
>don't feel like going to class, stay home
>playing vidya and watching moviesall day
>around 3:00 hear really loud bangs
>half hour later my street is blocked off and surrounded by cops
>peeking through windows and see guy facedown in street
>holyshit.jpg
>cops are looking for someone, who's obviously armed
>scared shitless
>cop comes and starts banging on my door
>open door
>greeted by 9/10 ladycop with huge rack
>has her hand on her gun
>instaboner
>boner induced by fear and thoughts of being arrested by this sexy cop lady
>autism strikes at the same time as boner
>after her speech about searching for suspect only response is
>h-hello
>nervous as fuck from boner, cop pressure and fear of being murdered
>asks if she can look around my house
>uh...o-okay
>specifically wants to see backyard
>take her out back
>my dogs run inside as soon as I open my door
>she bends down to pet them, probably trying to make me more comfortable
>ohlawd.jpg
>boner even more rigid
>looks around backyard for a while
>nobody there
>starts walking back inside and thanking me for letting her search around, tells me a description of the suspect and to call if I see him
>playing pocket pool throughout speech, carefully hidden by my hoodie
>she leaves
>sprint to bathroom and masturbate furiously
>they never find the suspect
>still best fapping session of my life

pic related, pretty similar looking.

>be 16
>sophmore with no license
>want to hook up with this cute junior
>decide to take parents car for a joyride
>blocked by my dad's van
>literally drive it into my/neighbor's lawn to pull out
>pick up chick and get apple cider from a bakery
>sister calls saying parents are calling cops (they overreact)
>taking side streets to avoid them
>need to take a main road to get into her neighborhood
>cop is just waiting in middle of the street for me
>pulls us over to yell at us until my parents show up
>nofucksgiven.jpg
>get off with only a warning

I just don't respond well to threats or intimidation. The cop was so fucking petty though. He had me turn on my blinders, then turn them off, and tried to tell my parents that that's the reason he pulled me over. What scared me however was that he said "if my daughter did this I'd beat her ass blue" and that "if your dad wants to beat you right now, I'm just gonna turn the other way" and I was all are you fucking kidding me dude? I took my punishment and in the end I was able to convince my parents to get me my own car. Girl wouldn't spring for me after that but now she's a crazy born-again Christian so dodged a bullet I guess.

>>716053089
>2 years ago
>my cunt has stupid law which prohibits drivers under 24 to drive car more powerful than 110 kW
>mine has 112 kW
>driving home from my exes if that's how you spell it
>had eye surgery, can't wear glasses, even though my drivers licence say I have to
>get pulled over
>ticket due to 112 kW
>ticket due to glasses
>tell him I had eye surgery
>"I ain't a doc"
>my eyes are entirely dark red due to bleeding
>they drive off
>0.5 nanoseconds later 2 cars past right by them speeding 90 km/h in 50 km/h zone in fron of PD
>liek they give a shit
>bargain down the price of ticket to 1/6th of what it was
>pay it
>they book it wrong so I end up paying all of it anyway earlier this year

>>716067393
Damn thats kinda depressing man

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last one for me

>be me 13ish around the time of all the commumbine madness.

>threats being called into the "special school" I was attending at the time

>one morning's threat was taken more seriously

>shut_it_down.png

>certain students were held in the school while rest were allowed to go home

>eventually get called down to office and see mom very unnerved

>ushered into room with some very serious looking dudes

>take a seat, anon

>ok

>they had a bunch of notebooks I had spread across the table (we were poorfam and could not afford home PC so i wrote down all i learned)

>"anon. what is h4g. what is KAB what is ping bomb" blah blah blah

>these are just notes from research efforts (but with less punctuality)

>3 hours later allowed to leave

>mom super mad and has severe headache

>all from some stupid notebooks with stupid comics and tech notes

>>716067096
Right, and what does that have to do with me having CP on a hdd in a safe under my bed?
That's right, fucking nothing.

I'm pretty sure you just pulled a formal fallacy, although I'm not sure which one.

Also, I'll take your rant about trump starting ww3 in response to my CP as proof that you truly cannot stand not controlling the entire world.

>>716063798
Fucking showed him lol

>>716067650
>bargain down the price of ticket to 1/6th of what it was
this shit doesn't happen in civilized countries. I'm honestly surprised you didn't have pay them in cash right then and there.

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>be me
>17 old yes fuck!
>warm girls next door yes!
>steal panty one die when invited over for goulash
>sperm so hard while bathroom flushes so they no hear me scream
>but pantie back to warddrobe
>somehow they found out was me when plocie man show up at very top door
>say me not doing anything
>must be other hungary man becasue we a loog the same
>get away from it !!!!!!
>nice!

>>716067693
you redirected the argument to say that america isn't as powerful as I think. I refuted by reminding you that your whole country only exists because we decided not to fuck you in the face after the cold war.

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>>716067096
>>716067693

Actually, I take the last part back. You're just jelly I can store my CP in peace without fearing the FBI/NSA/CIA knocking my door down.

top kek

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>>716068086

dudewat.jpg

>>716053089
>same as you
>caught for marihuanas 3 times
>steroids once (16grams)
>arson

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>>716068086

>>716068195

get the fuck off amerifag go get killed by a cop

>>716068195
Why do you think it was a _COLD_ war and not ww3? That's right, because the amerifags were just as scared as us rusfags.

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>>716068086
>get away from it

>>716068086
Troll harder fag

>>716068195
If you could truly level Russia with no repercussions, why haven't you?

>Fucking amerifags

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>>716053089
>got pulled over for speeding (55mph in a 25 zone)
>only had the car for about 2 weeks
>cop asks me why I was driving like an idiot
>I kind of chuckle and say something like "yes sir, I guess that was a pretty stupid thing to be doing..." then go on to calmly explain to him that I had only had the car for a couple of weeks and I guess I was just driving a bit too enthusiastically or something along those lines
>he checks my insurance and registration are in order, then runs my license
>no wants or warrants
>chat for a bit more about being safe
>I promise him that I will indeed slow it down
>lets me off with a warning

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>>716068420
you dont belive men? okay once more story!

>be me
>14 year old in school
>girls short from me hot as nice!
>start shout hungary thing because no one too can
>only me hungary
>teacher get mad and jell "stop shouting hungary thing!!!!"
>me keeps shouting and wip out húsleves from last night
>find carrot
>pretend it to be my pleaser
>teacher get red and start cry
>mfw i did same to head school
>mfw girls my girlfriend for next 5 years because impressive

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>>716069504

>>716067658
Nah man. It was gang related, so he made his choices. Plus I got to nut, so there's that.

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>>716053089
>be in Poland
>5 of us in the pub with 2 people who speak Polish (man and woman).
>two skinheads go up to the couple and start hitting on her
>guy speaks to them in English and the go crazy
>goes outside and we all head out to back the couple up, they started to back off but then came at us again, showed us ID and say they are cops.
>Locals around us are on our side saying cops are fuckers
>from nowhere my friend comes in with a flying punch to the short guy (call him South Pole) knocking him spark out
>other friend who is into his MMA has the tall one (North Pole) against a wall, but north pole wont fight back.
>takes pity and throws him away
>they talk a bit more shit then run off
>never hear about it again

I like Poland.

>>716069836
lol poland me from hunagry how long you in irish?

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>>716069651
You are so sad! Only bcasue you have no impressive tale means nobasy too cant? Fuck you asshole bitch! You are so sad to live all life fuck! I have more live than you so you dont believe i do cool things unlike you!!!!

>>716069902
I'm actually Scottish, I was over visiting a Polish friend.

>>716068195
This is exactly why nobody likes americans.

>>716070222
ah damn, but why post on irsh webpage?

>>716070287
What do you mean?

>>716070514
you are not irish but post on irish on webpage?!

>Be me
>Be 9th or 10th grade
>Hanging out at buddies house with another friend
>The three of us go out walking around the town at about midnight
>End up chilling behind a Home Depot and talking about life or girls or some other gay shit
>The night workers hear us and tell us to leave
>wutareyougonnadoaboutit.jpg
>Leave any cuz pussies
>Hang out by the Lowe's next door to talk
>They have better prices anyways
>Fuck Home Depot
>See a car driving around the Home Depot
>Assume that it's old bitchy lady making sure we're gone
> See the light bar on top
> Thosefuckingsnitches.webm
> Hide in between the stacked bags of potting soil and mulch
> Cop car comes down road to Lowe's, but turns last second
> Thank God
>See another one
>Thisisit.gif
>Retard also turned on to the same road and left us
>We decide to run for his house
> Slowly walk between trees and bushes
> See a THIRD fucking car parked in front of Home Depot
> Don't you pigs have anything better to do?
> End up hiding behind a fence near train tracks
> Wait until all clear
>Sprint to friends home
>Make pizza rolls
>Play halo
>Good night overall

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>>716070600
oh I get it, because of the clover

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>>716057970

>>716055728
you're clear by now, quit diddling kids though, thats bad

>>716054448
in canada there is a whole network of online dispensaries that have been doing mail order weed delivery for the passed like 5 years. people have been shipping weed since the 90's as well.

>>716067999
I proved I had to avoid wearing glasses which reduced it by half and reduced it further because it was my first offense and because I paid for it the first week. There are couple of gimmicks, maybe "bargain" was poor choice of a word.

>>716064318
white privilege is real, but every race and sex has their own privileges. Suggesting that any individual is at fault or responsible for changing the privileges they were born with is stupid. The problem is that SJWs act as if white, male privilege is the only kind, and that it's even a bad thing.

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>>716061456
>weed wallet

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>be me couple weeks ago
>have about half a g of dope
>cop pulls behind me
>follows a couple streets
>flips lights on
>heart sinks
>drives around me
Dont wonna get any closer than that

>be black
>driving down I5 with oz of fresh ganja
>popo come rolling deep
>ohshitnigger.png
>remember I'm in a green state
>laugh at myself for being paranoid over a dried plant

>>716053089
well shit, I'm still waiting for 1g dmt to be delivered since a few weeks.
now I'm worried.

>>716055728
I actually got arrested for cp. Trial process was almost 2 years of shitting myself. Thousands of images and videos.

>>716061147
holy fuck that picture makes me so uncomfortable

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>>716072635

>be food delivery guy back in the day
>Super busy afternoon so I decide to take a shortcut through my neighborhood
>End up going 26 in a 20
>Motorcycle cop hiding behind moving van pulls me over
>"Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
>Sees that I have pizza bag in my car
>"Are you working right now?"
>Yes
>"Then you should call your boss and tell him you're gonna be late because I'm writing you a ticket."
>Sit in my car for 15 mins while he writes me a $130 ticket for going 6 over
>Late on my next delivery
Fuck you motorcycle douche

>>716066777

>take it up with people who blatently lie on their spec sheets

Will do, friendo. Also, would you be interested in these magic beans? The specs are amazing.

>>716072629
How?

>>716074311
A friend found my hard drive while I was at work. Fucker didn't say anything to me. Just called the cops.

>>716075274
Did you spend time inside?
How'd you survive?

>Weed dealer constantly asking for rides when I buy weed
>Pick him up to go pick up an ounce, pick it up
>'I need to take my girl and my three kids across town.'
>Nice guy so I take him, weed still in the car
>Hit roadblock, tell him to throw the ounce out the window
>'Nah bruh you just paid fiddy dollahs fuh dit shit.'
>Balls his toes up like a fist and sticks the ounce into the front of his shoe
>get 3 tickets for no child restraints, $900
>Get him to his place, he hands me the shoe weed back
>Not really mad at him just glad I didn't get a conviction

>>716075582
Plead no contest to distributing it which I wasn't, but by doing that I got 3 years court probation. Just a misdemeanor. Didn't have to do anything. Cops came in unannounced twice looking for shit but that was it. Was facing years in prison and a felony. D.A. was actually really cool even though his prosecutors wanted blood.

Got my ass kicked by 2 Panama city cops back in 1993. I was fucked up and spit in the window of their car. Pigs beat me down and broke my tooth. Gave my bleeding ass to my friends to take back to condo. Im white.

>>716062515
a black one please...

>>716076781
are you also male?

>>716066408
Perhaps, but you'll spend at least 10 grand on the kind of attorney who can beat it completely.

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My most recent run-in with the law

>be me
>finish fapping
>go on 4chan
>go to /b/
>front page
>see honeypot thread
>'What encounters with the law have you had'
>lol
>they must think people are stupid
>scroll down
>people confessing
>oh shit
>i guess people are that stupid
>not as stupid as wasting your life hunting down unarmed neckbeards because they downloaded the wrong pixels or said something mean and then acting like you've made the world a better place, but still
>think about it for a second
>mfw im probably on a watchlist too just for going in threads like this
>mfw i havent even done anything illegal, nor plan to
>mfw i wonder if an agent reading this will have some existential crisis about how he is assessing some harmless loser college kid as a possible threat to national security, forcing him to briefly question the surveillance and police state that he has helped create and been conditioned to follow and serve his entire life
>probably not
>ever since he was a child, that agent has been told what is 'right' by everyone else except himself
>it's easier to just do what you're told instead of taking responsibility for your actions
>after all, you were just following orders
>you didn't have a choice

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>>716068492
>>Fucking amerifags
Stop grouping me with retards who have never heard of mutually-assured destruction. I can't help my nationality.