I need $1000 for rent by the end of the month and I'm flat

>>716046464
how willing are you to suck my dick?
just kidding

>>716046464
not kidding, suck some dicks.

>>716046464
Have you tried sucking dick?

Probably should get a job and common finance sense a month ago. Thatd sort you out

>>716047132
This.

It's too late to worry now. There's no way for you to make that kind of money even if you got a job and started today. Your only option is to steal the money or pawn/sell all your shit.

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I'm in the same boat op. Just sold my TV. Probably selling my truck next. I live near lots of employment possibilities so selling the transport is an option.

>>716046464
Learn some programming languages.
Create a website for a startup business.

>>716046464
>What should I do
Make better life choices, you piece of shit.

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>>716047935

>>716048035
>implying op is capable of being in control

>>716047935
>live near lots of employment possibilities
>needs to sell possessions to live

Who are you kidding, you won't get a job. You'll just get evicted.

>>716046464
Yes what's your contact info? Electronic transfer or ?

>>716050174
E transfer I guess
[email protected]
You're probably joking but I'm desperate

>>716050381
Cool. On it's way now. MERRY CHRISTMAS

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>>716046464
play a computer game and pretend morning will never come

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>>716046464
Hopefully you end up homeless and die on the streets. The world needs less lazy pieces of shit that make no effort to work, and who try to get handouts rather than selling their possessions.

>>716050879
Holy shit. Thank you so much!

What's ur Kik?

>>716051345
You don't know anything about me. I don't disagree with you though.

>>716051407
HopelessHorseman

>>716046464
Sell your ass in the street.

>>716051392
Fake. Fuck off.

>>716051477
I know you are a pathetic loser who is sitting on /b/ rather than making an effort to get money. Don't try and deny that you are sitting at home using your computer to post this shit.
>but but muh computer

>>716051800
I'm actually on my iPod using library wi fi. I've been out all morning.

Put on a Santa suit and get people to put money in a bucket

>>716051924
>but but muh ipod
>but but muh other possessions at home
>but but i don't want to sell them
>pls strangers can u pay for me :(
>mom wont bail me out this time :(
>getting a job just isnt for me :(

Hope you get run over.

>>716052141
I'd hope you get run over too if I had any left.

>>716052425
Well I hope you get run over so that's two hopes against one, kiddo.

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my paypal is [email protected] though if anyone is feeling crazy generous.

>>716052686
>pls help me i wanna do nothing for another month :(
>just wanna watch anime porn and eat cheetos all day :(
>pls give your hard-earned money to me :(
>i know you worked for it but i just don't want to work :(

>>716052920
That's not op but I live in a depressed area in Canada because the oil pare garbage. I'm very qualified. There's just no work here. I'm probably a harder worker than you are.

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>>716053128
>i'm probably a harder worker than you are
>pls strangers give me money for doing nothing :(

>>716046464
move somewhere that doesn't cost $1000/month for rent
you're flat broke. you shouldn't be living in a place like that
move into a shitty apartment with several other broke roommates

>>716053324
I think you missed his first point, which is "NOT OP"

>>716053128
Would you give money to someone else in the same situation as you are now if you had the money?
No, but you will never be in a position to prove it one way or the other.

>>716053470
That's probably not a bad idea.

>>716052920
You don't even have $1,000 to give if you wanted to.

>>716053612
stop projecting

>>716053612
I've given people lots of things for nothing in return. I made a decent living before the oil crash.

>>716053609
The person he was responding to wasn't op, idiot.

>>716046464
1000 bucks for rent? AHAHAHA. My mortgage payment is 800. I will own a house for less than you pay.

>>716053652
giving money won't help him
let's say he barely manages to afford rent this month
now he's fucked next month
op needs to figure out how to get a job and live cheaper

>>716053612
i would, but im the kind of guy that donates to charities and gives whatever i can spare to any homeless i come across.
what? not all /b/tards are soulless garbage people.

>>716053910
You probably live in a shitty part of a shitty state where property has no value. It's $1000 CAD btw, not US.

>>716048385
how many scorpions do you have to milk to make a gallon?

>>716053910
At $800 a month you better be living in a four bedroom house with at least 1,700 square feet. If not, you too are overpaying.

>>716053991
The harsh truth is that someone giving money to OP is the worst thing that could happen to him in the long term. After that he goes back to being a lazy shit stuck in the same situation, and when next month rolls around he gets his begging hat on again. No lessons learned, nothing changed.

The best outcome is that he is evicted and goes through some actual hardship so that he learns how to manage money better and does everything he can to avoid getting into that situation again.

>>716054239
>At $800 a month you better be living in a four bedroom house with at least 1,700 square feet
what fucking magic world are you living in? a 4 bedroom cookie cutter rents for $1500/mo minimum

>>716046464
$1000? penthouse much?

>>716054442
I've been through plenty of hardship, you arrogant fuck. I don't have my shit together, but I'm not an actual child either. Stop assuming you know everything.

>>716054490
Nope. Shitty one bedroom apartment in a shitty neighborhood. Canadian dollar is garbage.

>>716054595
What do you think the outcome will be if someone gives you $1000 right now?
I predict you would be in the exact same situation next month. Am I wrong?

>>716054464
>4 bedroom cookie cutter rents for $1500/mo minimum
Where the fuck do you live? Our mortgage is $400 a month for a 3 bedroom 2 and a half bath house. 1,500 square feet and a garage attached. How much did you put down on your house, like $30 bucks?

>>716054715
I would hope you are wrong. I do have a few decent job opportunities nearby. I just couldn't seal any deals before the holidays.

>>716054730
Where the fuck do you live? I'm a different anon, but I'm in Colorado and a house like that costs $300k at an absolute minimum. $400k if you want one that isn't falling apart.

the national median price of a 1 bedroom apartment was $1,100/mo for november 2016

>>716054730
>Probably lives in Bumfuck, Arizona

>>716054875
If you're living paycheck to paycheck (or generous anon to generous anon) you really should cut your expenses. My apartment also costs $1000/month but I make six figures and have half a million in savings.

>>716054730
>mortgage
>vs
>rent
mortgage is always going to be far less than rent. assuming you have the money for a down payment, which you dont if you have to rent.

>>716054464
he bought not rent you fucking mongaloid

>>716054595
>i'm not a child
>pls strangers give me money :(
>pls i need handouts to live :(
>pls support my lifestyle of sitting on my ass all day :(
>mommy wipe my ass pls :(

>>716055105
>cut my expenses
I don't have any expenses after rent.

>>716054905
Northwest Arkansas right by the city. House was just over $80,000 about 80 years old. Put down $40,000 which puts us at $400 monthly. Also covers garbage. I'm like 15 minutes from big city.

>>716055205
Die please

>>716055208
Then get a roommate or find a cheaper place.

>>716054954
See
>>716055231
and also
>>716055135

Don't come at me with your nonsense.

>>716055231
>bumfuck Arizona
>bumfuck Arkansas
I was close enough. Nobody wants to live in either of those places.

>>716055346
>bumfuck
>100,000+ population in my city

Whatever helps you justify overpaying to live in your slum.

>>716055267
I've tried to! And I'm not living from " generous anon to generous anon". I'm pretty sure those don't actually exist.

>>716055473
>thinks 100k people is a city
What kind of bumpkin are you?

>>716055493
Not trying to be a dick, but seriously look harder into the roommate option. I rented apartments/small houses for quite a few years with roommates before I had a good income. I was paying around $300-400/month back then. If you can cut your rent like that, you might be able to start saving up money. There are plenty of websites to help people find roommates.

>>716055574
>thinks a city needs millions of people to qualify as a good place to live.

Enjoy overpaying for the rest of your life simply to live around tons of people.

>>716046464
apply for a visa card, get it within a week, gg..

>>716055951
>the solution to being broke is being in debt

>>716053764
.. are you fuckign stupid?

>got expensive apartment near decent paying shit job
>fired
>get behind
>try to get ahead before buying car
>get fucked over at new job
>bust ass all year
>get caught up almost
>buy car
>car breaks
>buy another car
>that car breaks
>horribly alone and depressed
>this girl believed in me
>lol so much shame
>get fired
>get on b
>everybody knows it's cuz i spent money on food and weed and cigarettes
Hope I die but damn it would be a big big fuck to people

>>716055891
Get back to your cow tipping farmer Jim.

>>716054730
WTF, i live in Amsterdam and have for 950 euro, 60m2 appartment

>>716055891
We'll I agree with you there. Living in the city is overrated.