Shitty things during sex I'll start. >About to go down

>>716043555
I'm not gonna lie, I like a little bit of girl fuzz around the butthole.

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>>716043555
that my dick dont work right

>>716043555
Lol
You think your dick doesn't smell at all ?

And you think a girl likes inhaling sweaty ass and pube stank as she blows you?

Lol kiddo welcome to reality life isn't a porn

>about to nut and she says "Don't cum inside"

Happened to me once, didn't end up cumming at all. Completely ruined my boner. Wasn't planning on it.

>>716043885
Faggot

>>716043555
Who gives a fuck about some ass fur? Nice trips though.

>>716043555
You and your pathetic thread.

>>716044053
>implying you're having sex right now
>implying you'd ever have sex at all
>implying you're not going to grow old and become a wizard

k

>>716043555
>getting a whiff of shit during doggy style

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>>716043555
>damaged goods that lie there like dead fish
>creepy enough to kill boner
>make up excuse about being impotent because she'd prolly try to kill herself if told the truth

>>716043555
>grab her arms and her armpits smells like isis sandniggers ones
>she dosnt moams, at all, even in 6shift
>she has a outtie

>>716043885
found the roastie

Follow through after anal

Her wanting a kiss after you cum in her mouth

Her father chasing you down the street with a shotgun when he finds you fucking his 14 year old daughter

>>716044876
Kek
/Thread

>>716044475
God I hate this.

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>taking years to convince my gf that anal will be fun
>she finally agrees, but is not excited
>we talk about positions and cleaning/prep
>our nigger bull comes over
>fucks my ass
>pulls out to gape me for her
>shit and far come out
>both haven't spoken to me since

>>716045335
"Whoops a doodle!"

>>716044876
I once had to hide a guy and his girlfriend from my shotgun wielding neighbor

When they wake up just before nut. Kinda get all acuard and shit.

>>716045396
BINGO

>TFW sex has gotten routine and stale in my long term relationship and I love my partner but I suspect the magic we used to enjoy together (in bed) is forever gone.

>>716043555
>About to go down on a girl and get a faint smell of piss.
Almost like the piss comes out right around where you're eating or something...

>>716043827
Yup I'm into that

>>716044475
Kek I have done this a time or two

>>716045823
Welcome to life. You can leave her if you want, but the next girl will ultimately lead to the same. Sex gets boring after a while. There's only so much you can try.

>>716045823
If you want to spice things up I got one tip for you
>Nazis

>>716043555
Look at you pretending you're not a virgin.

Captcha: Choose all images with Sushi.

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>>716045823
add some poo-play for fart sex to the mix. you're too vanilla and 'safe'.

just watching her dominate a turd into the punch bowl might be hot, pic related.

>>716043827
This

More of a relationship problem here.

>when she's not in the mood but acts like she is

Nothing like slamming some barley wet pussy. I would rather just not fuck than have you do it just for me and be half there.

>>716043846
lol kill yourself

>>716046334
barely*

inb4

>>716045823
>>716045823
Too real.

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>>716046324
this is the perfect vag + butt hole

why? it's hairy. it has a slight hint of vaginitis (the fish smell), a slight touch of unwiped poo on her butthole (again to add to the boquet of scents), and it just looks perfect.

>when they take too long to get wet

Sometimes I don't want to eat the pussy. Sometimes I just want to kiss a little and stick that shit right in. Fucking preheating the oven takes way too long sometimes. Fuck lube.

>>716045823
why dont you do drugs together and fuck while high on drugs?

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>>716046334
>barley

>>716046675
Ha! Already taken care of.
>>716046403

You're too late Joker!

>>716046557
Agreed.

I wish I could get my wife to smell more fishy. She rarely smell or taste of anything, except urine at the most. :-( How to get her to smellz?

>>716046740
dammit

>>716046653
Because some of us have jobs and can't afford to just go about ingesting random drugs.

>>716045823
Talk about it and find a new kink.
Go dangerfuck in a store or something.

>>716046741
not showering. vaginitis is what causes the fishy smell. your wife showers too much.

tell her take a week off.

also tell her to leave a touch of unwiped poo. just a hint obviously.

your wife's new bouquet will bring you both to new heights in love and in your sexual lives.

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>>716047004

>>716044356
this lmao

>>716046653
I am a medical cannabis patient so more often than not we are high, although I can't always say that enhances sex.

She is on the implant and it causes vaginal dryness....very difficult for her to get wet without a lot of foreplay. Even then it takes a good amount of lube.

Despite my post, we had sex this morning and it felt breddy good. I guess I just miss that crazy fucking four times in the space of three hours. I miss her being truly hot for my dick instead of just fucking me out of formality.

I would never cheat but after this experience I totally see why people cheat.

>>716043885
Shower before you go out and throw a little talc or baby powder down there so you don't reek like an Indian man, you disgusting faggot.

>>716043555
I think bad blowjobs are just about the worst thing for any guy.

>>716044024
this or any talk about finishing. It's like being interrupted with a math question.

>>716043555
>>Shitty things about sex
>>Faint smell of piss
Choose one

when you've been rock hard the whole time you've been fooling around, then when you're finally ready to stick it in, you can't get hard again because your dick gave up

>>716047202
How long is the relationship? Also, how many years in did it take to start feeling this way?

>>716044475
I dated a dead fish girl.
I was new to sex, so I believed her when she just called it being "submissive". Bitch was just lazy af.
Now I'm fucking this ACTIVELY submissive chick and the difference is incredible.

>>716045909
I make goddamn sure my dick is spit clean when I want to use it.
I shave it and wash regularly, plus I wash it again before sex if I'm planning it.
It's just goddamn respect, I want to see her eating the fuck out of my dick like it's the only thing that matters in the world, not watching her trying to lazily put a blowjob together while visibly disgusted by your smell.
A smelly dick = a bad blowjob or no blowjob at all, so I try to always be in top shape when she goes down on it and I expect the same treatment.

And this comes from someone who was told that my dick has a distinctive smell when I first started getting blowjobs, so I made sure to never have that problem again. It's both basic hygiene and respect for the person who is eating your genitalia for the sole purpose of making you happy.

>her urge to pee midway...

>>716047202
We had sex this morning and it felt breddy good
> breddy good

>>716047004
She showers every second day. Even when see goes 4 days without a shower, no fishyness. Only moar pissyness. ._.

I do not however think she will cut down on her ass hygiene for my sake. I usually give her a lot spicy food which cases her too shit moar, and since she only wipes and does not clean her asshole with water, there is still a healthy hint of poo around the area. But she is nevertheless always super clean. No poo fragments or stains are ever to be found.

>>716047515
I get where you're coming from and all, but sometimes I just don't want to wait. Sometimes a slight wiff of piss is more acceptable for me than waiting 5 minutes for her to clean up.

>>716047413
about three years.

she moved in with me two years ago. so obviously we could have sex all the time and it became less of a treat and more like a regular thing. she was on the pill but it made her sick so now she has the implant.

the implant is good, for obvious reasons. but I feel she was hornier on the pill and it didn't impact her ability to get wet.

I started feeling like our sex was losing its luster probably 6 to 12 months ago. Honestly, what scares me isn't so much that I feel this way, but that she also feels it. she is younger than me and less mature - I find myself worrying more and more that she's going to fuck someone else.

>>716047227
True. I've had a blowjob where the girl was using her teeth and was sucking my balls way too hard and it fucking hurt. I didn't want to say shit, though, because I was afraid if I did, she'd get upset and call off the main event. I had to just lie there and take it and hope she'd get it done fast.

Turns out she "loved sucking cock" and apparently thought she was really good at it, I imagine because other dudes told her she was because they didn't want to not be able to duck her too.

The actual sex was pretty good, but goddamn, I had to sit through 20 minutes of hell to get there.

>>716047648
Yeah I tend to lose my wood. I totally get why this happens to girls, but you're gonna have to start over somewhat babe.

>>716047938
You're a moron, plain and simple. Learn some basic communication skills.

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>>716043555
>Making her cum hard and she falls decides to fall asleep after before finishing you off
Had an ex who used to do this all the time

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>>716043555
a stinkinking pussy/asshole is my biggest turn off during sex.
Once it was so bad, that I even smelled it when I was doing my ex from behind

>>716043555
I'll give some female perspective.

>When you give head and the guy has a major bush and you get pubes in your mouth

>Positions such as doggy style making you queef

>Needing to fart

>When a guy just tried to ram their dick in too soon

>When someone goes down on you and you pray there is no fragments of toilet roll are stuck to your vaj

>>716047821
I wish I could help. I asked because I'm literally in the same boat almost 100% as you. Was hoping you had some magical advice. I guess we'll just have to ride this out and see how it goes.

>>716047515
This. If I have a date or whatever, I wash my dick thoroughly, throw on some talc to avoid the ball sweats, and I spray a little cologne on my belly so when they're going down there, they get a nice whiff. I also make sure to excuse myself and run to the bathroom and give it a quick rinse if it looks like some action is imminent.

>>716047790
Luckily my current gf is obsessive about hygiene so the only smell that comes out of her pussy is the smell of her natural lube, which rarely smells like anything at all 2bh. I love going down on her, seeing she takes care of her goods makes me enjoy it a lot more and I suppose it's the same for her when she gives me a blowjob and my dick doesn't smell like piss or sweat.

My previous gf wasn't so obsessive about hygiene, she never had a smell so strong to become disgusting, but you could still feel it and it was a massive boner killer for me, to the point I stopped going down on her for good.

To each their own I guess

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>>716047750
we may have to give her a urinary tract infection. that will help with vaginitis.

you're not to shower for 2 weeks. use deodorant, cologne etc.

but no genital cleansing for you. then have a lot of sex with her. we'll get her snizz stinking soon enough.

also go butt-to-puss without cleaning your dick off.

>>716048165
HAHAHAHA women have no refractory period, they dont get tired after they cum. she just didnt want to fuck you anon

>>716043885
found the stupid cunt

>>716048301
Doesn't mean they don't get tired after annorgasm sometimes. You've obviously never dated a chubby girl. Lazy bitches have an intense, full-body orgasm, that's the most exercise they've had in weeks, and now they're too tired to fuck.

That's why when I was dating my chubby ex, I'd always at least have her finish me with her mouth before I'd make her cum. Make sure I at least get something.

>>716048301
Of course you can be tired... You've just done physical activity and an orgasm involves so heavy breathing. It is exhausting.

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ITT, teenage fags who are scared of a pussy smelling a bit.

fair enough if its gross but jesus a bit of natural smell is a turn on for me. real smell of a woman. fyi, your dick/pussy still smells even if you wash it faggots

>>716047404
LITERALLY the worst

>>716048189
Love that ass smell when doing it doggy

>>716048211
no girls on /b/

>>716047821
3 years and you've settled down sex wise already? seriously anon? we've been together 12 years and our sex is great, fair enough it isn't every day like it used to be. but if you're bored after 3 years man walk away.

>>716048211
What if the guy didn't hold queefs or even farts against you? On account of believing in comfort above all.

>>716043827
Thats cuz you gay, and imagine it to be a mans asshole.

>>716048223
I have a little of advice that seems to be working lately...take it as you like it.

For whatever reason, they get excited when sex isn't planned. I don't know if it's just my GF or all women, but they hate it when sex feels like a formality. There has to be some edge, or some element of (pretend) danger.

For example instead of being like "Hey, want to fuck?" or "Can we fuck?" (I generally NEVER ask directly like this - it almost never works) try to come up with something more exciting.

Sometimes my GF likes it when I just start pulling off her clothes. Sometimes right before we go to bed I just say nothing and get on top of her. Obviously she doesn't want to be raped but that element of pretend danger or unpredictability can help make it more exciting.

one other thing I can suggest is dropping a couple hundred bucks and take her to a nice hotel. Even a decent budget hotel like La Quinta can seem exotic if you live in a shitty apartment like we do.

anyways, that's all I got.

good luck man :)

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>>716048935

>>716048265
Moar cottage cheese

Also, you sound like a sick 55 year old sweaty man.

>>716048211
>When someone goes down on you and you pray there is no fragments of toilet roll are stuck to your vaj
There's always bits of toilet roll stuck to the vaj unless it's just after a shower

>>716047821
My gf went through both pill and implant. Implant was horrible for her, pill was horrible for her. Now she's on nothing. We're doing the "pull-out" method now. I'm scared that one of us is actually infertile though because she hasn't been pregnant in the year she's not been on the pill or i'm just great at pulling out.

tl;dr gf not on birth control, horny as fuck

>>716048586
Couldn't agree more, both genders, in my bisexual opinion.

>>716048926
Then that's ok, it's just naturally embarrassing. No one has ever had an issue with queefs, that's just a normal result of sex, if someone is pounding a dick in and out a tight hole then it gets some air trapped in there which will release, just obviously the sound is not very sexy

>>716048211
I love it when women queef

>>716048301
Most women don't have refractory periods, but some do. The girl I'm with right now can't have sex after she cums and she has difficulty cumming with a dick inside her, just easiest for her to get herself off near the end of our fucking. She says it feels uncomfortable to fuck after she cums just like when dudes nut but she keeps sucking.

>>716048949
I actually just tried this last night and had the most enjoyable sex I've had in a while. Woke up and immediately went at her. She wasn't even sure I was awake when I first started grouping her. This just further proves that you're my clone and this is starting to freak me out a little.

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>>716043555
When you find some of her pussy maggots crawling under your foreskin afterwards.

>>716048935
>cuz
GTFO nigger

>>716049133
Toilet paper grosses me out, especially when it's wet, so I'd be horrified and that's why I worry about that.

>>716049133
Nope, your cunt is simply malformed and attracts TP beyond normal.

>>716049249
Bro every dude has stuck his morning wood into a sleeping girlfriend. Never had a girl that didn't enjoy that.

>>716049199
Queef just doesn't bother me in the least. My bull balls slapping the clit are making so much noise, it's just another noise. The sounds of sex are naturally hot.

>>716049360
It's only a bit of paper, I lick it off

>>716046653
the shit that makes her horny makes me soft and the shit that makes me hard makes her dry... fucking yay

>>716048949
>>716048223
How often are you guys having sex? Sometimes a lack on entertainment in the bedroom comes from too much time spent in the bedroom. You might try reducing how often you have sex and see if that works. Sex will get boring no matter who you're doing it with if you're doing it four to five times a week.

>>716048165
Or she cums but then becomes lazy as fuck and you can just tell she's waiting for you to finish.

>>716047821
This exact thing happened to me when my wife went on the implant. Rip it the fuck out, try a different pill. I went through this for a year before I told her that if she doesn't fix it i'm gone. Well, she fixed it, and now we have great sex again. Thanks Obama.

>>716046741
Smear shit around and inside her vajayjay.

let it ferment for a couple of days before you go down on her.

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>>716049553

my girlfriend will bitch we don't do enough foreplay but she'll always rush sex and try and hop on my dick right away. also if I'm going down on her she'll only let me stay down there for like 5 minutes then she'll try moving to take my dick. then she complains she doesn't get off to oral and expects me to make her finish in 2 minutes. like give me some fucking time, you'll cum.

she also has no idea how to give a blowjob. she just strokes it then puts her mouth on it. she says oh I have a small mouth so its tough for me. in her defense she will swallow but ive never been sucked till I cum which is depressing.

also in her defense, shes always clean down there. in the 3 years ive dated her I think I may have smelled pee once or twice. And Ive even rimmed her plenty of times and I've never smelled anything bad while doing so. she definitely keeps herself clean which I appreciate and I've told her that before so she keeps it up.

also an annoying thing is when I could tell she doesnt like something but tells me no lets do it anyway but then is visibly not aroused. like the rimjob thing is a good example because I could just tell shes not into it, like I get 0 reaction. I wish she would just fucking say I'm not aroused by this. I hate when people have that "we can do whatever you want" attitude because to me its like you just want to be considered flexible instead of contributing.

>>716048211
I fart all the time. Especially when im about to climax.

>>716049803
Oh I fucking hate hate hate "are we there yet"

>>716048301
Spoken like a true wizard

some bitches will dry up pretty quick after a good orgasm. you gotta either work them up again or finish quick.

OTOH some will just get wetter and hornier each time they come

>>716048211
>>When you give head and the guy has a major bush and you get pubes in your mouth
Only happens if erect dick is shorter than pubes

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>>716047004
what the fuck did I just read

>>716043555
When she announces that her younger sister wants to join in and you're not prepared.

>>716049515
my girl hates morning sex, shit sucks
although both our sleep schedules have been fucked lately, so there's been three nights in the last couple weeks where she wakes me up at like 4 in the morning with a blowjob to have quick hard sex before going right back to sleep. that's been nice

dont listen to any of these fuckers....the smell of piss coming from her vag is NOT normal at all unless she just came from the bathroom or something. Ass hair however, yeah...pretty normal mate, unless it looked like chewbacca, then yah that's an issue.

>>716049912

oh just to ad on it. my girlfriend wont 69 me or sit on my face because shes not comfortable with the angle I'm going to see of her body that way. its like bitch, I literally give 0 fucks. I'm just content your pussy is on my face. And us not doing that position isnt going to prevent me from seeing your body in unflattering angles. I'm dating you, for years, obviously I love your fucking body so if you could stop being insecure for 10 minutes while we fuck I'd greatly appreciate it.

I'm a scrawny fucking skinny faggot whose like 30 pounds underweight. You think I think my body is flattering to look at during sex? I'm not zach effron or some other muscled out pretty boy but god damn I'm not worried about apperance when we're boning.

>>716048926
do you go around freely farting in your gf's face?

no?

then WHY is it ok for a whore to fart in YOUR FACE?

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>>716050187
>the smell of piss coming from where piss comes from is NOT normal okay

>>716045763
>acuard
Idk why I'm dying

>>716046334
Thisthisthis which sucks because she has, like, the lowest libido in Canada. Once every 3 days, the fuck?

>>716050255
Disingenuous reply because exaggeration is all you got. No one is talking about some gratuitous scenario.

>>716049553
I usually do that and eat it.

>>716049912
>I hate when people have that "we can do whatever you want" attitude because to me its like you just want to be considered flexible instead of contributing.

Very well said, and accurate. The biggest turn off for me is a girl doing something just because she knows you like it. I would rather not do it than have to watch you not enjoy it whatsoever.

>having an outie and getting a lip pinched while sliding panties out of the way

>>716048211
I agree with pretty much all those.
I hate when they have pubes on the dick. Pubes are rough so during bjs, sliding my lips back and forth on it makes them raw faster.
I've also worried about tp fragments on the vag or smell. If I know sex is coming I make sure I'm clean but if it's a heat of the moment thing I don't want to ruin it by running to the bathroom to check.

>>716050456
you're blocked, libtard cuck. I have 4Chan plus. i'll never have to see another post from you again

don't bother replying. I won't be able to see your 'response'.

>>716043555
> She is so exited she tells you to cum inside.
> You know is not safe but you want to.
>You have a dilema and you have to resign.
>End cumming on her tits, not bat at all.

>>716043885
disgusting fuck

>When she doesn't let you chop off her legs and arms and make her a fleshlight in your basement
Real turn off :/

@716050632

Eat shit :^)

>>716050063
What is deep throat

>>716043555

My girlfriend shaves but leaves the hair around her clit because she is afraid to cut it and wont wax or laser. So bald as a baby but a fucking clit mullet... i tell her I hate it but she just says "its difficult".... its her retarded excuse because she knows ill tell her she is being stupid for the real reason which is that she is scared she will cut herself.

Also my ex of 8 years smelt of piss down there no matter how clean she is

>>716051606
Grow back is the worst tho. That stubble coming in around the clit and ass. Itches like no other

>>716050741

>girlfriend is on birth control
>friends tell me I'm still stupid for cumming inside because its not 100% effective
>birth control is like 99% effective
>I like those odds enough to want to keep nutting in her

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The scent of a warm, wet, slightly-sweaty vag will make you diamonds and bring out the man in you. If you think its disgusting then you're probably a faggot or a virgin.

>>716052263
Fully agree tb h

>>716051472
Not with 6" girth, my friend. Not in my experience

>>716050189
Dude, find yourself a chick that you're compatible with. Im sure u can find another. This one sounds lame af. If u marry her, it'll only get worse.

>>716052263
yea it will. too bad im a fat disgusting neckbeard and no woman will let me near her tasty snizz.

seriously, id love to eat pussy for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

>>716052263

yeah I don't care if its sweaty, I'm still going to stick my face in.

>>716050429
You're dying because the guys who's talking about his experience can't fucking spell.

>>716052932

yeah I think I'm just in a rut. she used to have a higher sex drive. she also used to wear lingere for me and sometimes slutty halloween costumes. Not that I need that everyday but I like the effort and interest. Having a girl answer the door for you in lignere and wanting you to fuck her right then in there once in a while is awesome.

>>716047227
Handjobs too

I had one so bad it made me afraid to get my junk handled for a long time

>>716045823
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIS.

>>716050632
This is a pretty gay response actually

>>716051606
Tell her you'll buy her ice cream after her wax haha